Spring Break Warning for Cabo, Cancun, and Mexico Texas!
FOR IT IS WRITTEN: 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 “Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators! nor idolaters! nor adulterers! nor effeminate! nor abusers of themselves with mankind (HOMOGAYS!)! nor thieves! nor covetous! nor drunkards! nor revilers! nor extortioners shall inherit the kingdom of God!”
For you parents that have your first kid in college, DO NOT BE DECEIVED! Spring break is a festival where women go up on stage, dangling their sallies for all to see! They spread their legs and gap the fleshy pits of temptation, forcing young drunk men to be stiffened with sin and spread diseases!
Gonorrhea! Pregnant STDS! Clappy clappy! Gay bowel disease! Oh you better believe, in a festival of sodomy and shame the gays will be there, thrusting their exposed flesh dangles into whatever passed out backside they can find!
College children are still naive my friends. Dear parents, do not think just because your little brat spent a month spending your money at college, they are adults! These little punks are just giving into Satan if they ask you to go on Spring Break!
If your child especially wants to go to ANYWHERE in South Texas, Caco, Cancun, Tijuana, Mexico, they are a drug dealer! They are addicted to marijuana and Don Juan’s tweedy LSD! They want to go to Mexico to sniff cracked cocaine off the caramel belly of a spent donkey show Tijuana hooker! They want to play el colon bandit in Cabo! They want to spend all your money on abortion toking sodomy orgies!
WARNING:
If you daughter goes to Cabo, she has a 67% chance of getting infected with a Mexican pregnancy!
If your son goes to Tijuana, they will rob his shoes and his boxers! He will wake up broke, naked and in Eastern Europe, giving shloppy mouth to an Arabic sheik with a funny bone in his homo sparkle geni pants!
4/5 people on spring break get drunk, don’t remember the night before and get mouth herpes.
Gays are notorious for ‘milking’ naive college kids at spring break, and that is unholy milking!
God smites fornicators, especially those in college.
I hope you have enjoyed my holy report and warning. Take heed and make your child come home for spring break, or warn them you will take away their tuition money next semester. Amen.
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1:10 pm
One of the signs of Autism is repetition.
See, if the liberals had their way you wouldn’t even be here.
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11:42 pm
Good point! Obama’s death panels would have put Harley out of his misery long ago!
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12:30 pm
Harley Farley, you really do have problems expressing yourself, don’t you? There are doctors who might be able to help, perhaps you should think about asking your mom to make an appointment for you when she’s not too busy.
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5:23 pm
There are numerous therapeutic boarding schools for troubled youths and I highly recommend them if you encounter children engaging in this sort of lifestyle. You cannot act early enough to prevent this sort of self-destruction.
As a doctor, I can tell you that children today are incredibly vulnerable to STDs, drug abuse, depression and other mental disorders. Some may even engage in homosexuality, which is itself a very dangerous lifestyle that is a catalyst for more drug abuse, rape, STDs and such.
In a Christian educational environment, your child will meet others of faith and normal sexuality. In public schools, you will find Moslems, Jews, Indians and the like. Your child will find that these types of people can introduce foreign, unwelcome elements to their lives and often, in the case of the Jews, there is a political and sexual agenda behind it.
We have a great number of Zionists teaching in our schools and a large percentage of them are either atheists or homosexuals, or both. It seems like every day we see a news story about a Jew teacher preying on children in a public school. Because they have surrounded themselves with a laissez-faire attitude when it comes to morality, many embrace pedophilia and drugs. They use the school as their hunting grounds.
For the Jews to repent, they must accept the love of Jesus Christ as foretold by the Bible. We have not yet witnessed any great progression on the part of the Zionists towards Christianity. Instead we see the Jew pursue pedophilia, political subversion, drugs and rape.
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We also see Christians pursue pedophilia, political subversion, drugs and rape.
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There have been homosexuals in the church for years and this is an ongoing problem. I make no apologies for this. If anything, it only proves that we must heed closer to God’s law now more than ever. The fact that some churches were so relaxed as to allow homosexual pedophiles within their ranks shows that they failed in their basic mission. Yet you cannot deflect the issue of the Jew with the homosexual problem. They overlap much of the time. And the Jew is a true enemy of Christianity. They are a mongrel people who lack a racial cleanliness and purity that is important for our society today.
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I’m not talking about the homosexuals. There are less homosexual rapists than heterosexuals. I’m talking about the straight Christian men.
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Many apologists approach our problems by misleading us with false issues. Are you more fearful of the Jewish problem or the homosexual one? I do not believe you can live a purposeful Christian life without realizing that the Jew is something that cannot be overlooked.
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There is nothing wrong with Jewish people. I have a few friends that happen to be Jewish. I think the only problem there is are the Christians. They want to pretty much nuke every single country that isn’t America. You guys (not you but christwire) have said they want to kill everyone not white. You people also said we should destroy the moon. The only problems we seem to have are Christians and their thinking.
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I would prefer that you not reply to my comments in the future.
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What a load of old rot! If the Christwire flock wished death upon the coloured races, then why does Sister Susan spend so much time as an African missionary?
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10:45 am
Julian, it is extraordinarily sad that you have to point that out. It just demonstrates — yet again — how prejudiced and uninformed are the people who come here spewing bellyfuls of pavlovian bile.
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3:27 am
Now I see why only 12 comments.
There are only 3, or 4 that believe this CRAP in the entire world.
I choose to be anti-A$$hole
At least all you so called DR’s if nothing made me laugh.
Back to bed. Where I can only dream of the world that was described above from a mind of some flaming idiot.
Send your money to me. I will tell ya the truth from a mouth without Herpes and been on spring break many a time.
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10:25 am
According to your first paragraph, HELL will have an overpopulation problem by the end of the month and Peter uptop will be out of a job soon.
So for all the fornicators and drunks, once the party is over, afterparty starts right here.
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5:04 pm
HOW OLD IS THE GIRL in that picture?!
When I read Christwire, I don’t expect to see kiddy porn displayed, even when we are condemning it.
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I send my kids to Lake Havasu every year. There are no Mexicans there
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