Strippers and the 7 Deadly Sins
I have been doing undercover Missionary work in Strip Clubs for the last 16 years, disguised as a regular Strip Club DJ. I act like a normal DJ, pompous and arrogant, drinking (sometimes too much), and torturing customers and dancers with random horrible songs like “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler, but I am still there for one reason and one reason only: To Save Souls.
I have noticed over the last few years however, there is a startling correlation between strippers and the Seven Deadly Sins from the Holy Bible. In this article, I will go through each sin, how the stripper is committing it and how they can save themselves from an Eternity roasting in the fiery pits of Hell.
- Greed. We’ll start with the easy one first. Strippers only care about money, they are not there to fall in love with you no matter how much you want to believe that they are. Money is the root of all Evil, and since Strippers only care about money, we can assume that they are Evil themselves. Don’t get me wrong, everybody needs money to live off of, but when a stripper makes $500-$1000 in a night and has a hard time tipping the DJ and Bouncer more than the minimum, that is just plain Greed. I understand that drugs are expensive, day-care for the 7 or 12 babies (all from different “baby daddies”) can cost a lot and paying for all those abortions because you don’t want anymore stretch marks can get quite expensive too. The best way to not commit the sin of greed, is to make sure to share your good fortune with others. If you see another dancer who is having a bad night, buy her a drink or share some of your meth with her and tip your bartender, DJ and bouncers very well to let them know you appreciate them. Little things like this may save your Soul.
- Lust. This one is difficult to counteract because the whole job of a Stripper is to create Lust, but many strippers also commit the sin of Lust while working as well. How many times will you overhear a stripper say “I wish I had her ass” or “Wow, I want her tits so bad”? This is lusting after another person, and it is a sin. How do you stop this atrocious behavior? Plastic surgery is always a good option. This will make you more pleasing to the eye and help you feel more confident about your own body instead of lusting after other people’s body. If you are a little baby who is afraid of some quick surgery, you could also try changing your diet from fried chicken strips and Jack in the Box or Taco Bell and start exercising. I know many of you will say “but dancing and doing pole-work is exercise, I say you’re full of it. Join a gym, get a personal trainer and do some real exercise for once. I personally am sick of seeing these 115lb girls flopping around on stage, their flab flying over the rack as they get into the favorite stripper position that I call the “poopy squat”. No female should ever weigh more than 110lbs and if they are under 5’ 7”, they should not weigh more than 95lbs. Now get to the gym, Fatty.
- Envy. No matter how rich or poor a dancer may be, they are always envious of something another dancer has or does. This could be a house, car, drugs, a pimp that treats her better , or even something as small as envying a pole trick that another dancer can do. This is easily fixed though. If another dancer has something you wish you had, after work put some chloroform on a rag, follow her to her car and when the bouncer has left, quietly wrap the rag around her nose and mouth. This will cause her to pass out. Next put her in the trunk of her own car (make sure you have her keys before you close the trunk, and also wear gloves). Drive her car back to your compound (I’m assuming most of you live in a compound like myself, but if not, go to your house), once there, remove her from the trunk and take her inside. Take one of your multiple drug syringes and fill it full of heroin, but make sure there is an air bubble in the syringe. Inject her with the drugs (preferably in your bathroom because when people die, they evacuate their bowels, this will make clean up easier). Call 911 after she has expired and tell them you think your friend either overdosed or had a heart attack and you need an ambulance, this will clear you of all wrong doing. Now that she has passed on, take whatever it is that you wanted,it’s not like she will be needing it anymore.
- Pride. Every dancer thinks they are the best ever. They wonder why another girl is making more money than her and claim that she must be performing mouth sex acts in the table dance area or going to customers cars for some baby making sin docking. The fact of the matter is, you are not the best ever and never will be, get over yourself. Every customer that enters a strip club has different tastes in women. There is no chance that every single person who walks through the door will think you are the hottest girl in the club, I repeat ZERO CHANCE! Once that has soaked through all your hairspray, mousse and makeup and made it into your brain, you can now begin making pride-free money knowing that you might be attractive, but will never be the most attractive girl in any room except possibly at a home for Down Syndrome Children.
- Gluttony. Every day when I enter work, I see dancers stuffing their faces with chicken strips, fries, hamburgers, foot longs (hot dogs, you perverts) and pizza. The dressing room looks like it was hit by a tornado of fast food, Chinese delivery, pizza hut and the “very healthy” Subway. Even the “Health Conscious” dancers are constantly stuffing their faces with carrots, broccoli, cauliflower and other veggies, but they drench it in enough Ranch dressing to fill the Grand Canyon. The solution to this problem is simple…Stop getting high before or during work! The “munchies” are a side effect of the deadly drug THC. You wonder why you are fat? Marijuana made you fat…and dumb. Get off of the pot!
- Sloth. Dancers are the laziest people on the planet, next to black welfare mothers and rappers. Every night I hear excuses for not wanting to go on stage. “My feet hurt”, “I just got my period”, “I pooped in the only pair of panties I brought” and the list goes on. Most people go to work for 8-10 hours a day and only get maybe a hour long lunch break, dancers work 4-6 hour shifts and get a break everytime their 8 minute set is over. Those breaks could last anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour depending on the amount of girls and the rotation. That means in a typical 6 hour shift, they “work” for between 24-40 minutes and the rest of the time, they are getting drunk, high or grinding their meat-flaps on some unsuspecting 21 year old’s lap. How can we put an end to the sloth of dancers? Easy, make them scrub the bathrooms and dressing room and wipe down tables and the bar when they aren’t either on stage or doing a table dance. This is a win-win situation, the bar gets extra labor and if the dancers don’t want to do this work they will be hustling to get more table dances, which means they will make more money. Win-Win.
- Wrath. Hell hath no fury like a stripper, period. Do not ever get a stripper angry at you, trust me on this one. If you do, I hope you are wear a suit of armor because shoes start flying, weaves get pulled straight out of their heads, beer bottles and anything not nailed down will be thrown and the cursing is something that even the foulest-mouthed sailor couldn’t fathom. If you every witness a stripper getting into it with another stripper, I suggest leaving the club immediately and driving to the nearest Fallout Shelter or Church. Two angry strippers is the equivalent of Nazi Germany, Mao Tse Tung and Stalin combined but if those three had nuclear capabilities at the time. The death toll of the last stripper on stripper fight I witnessed is still be calculated, but at last count it numbered in the millions. How do we avoid this happening, you ask? Easy, slip three valium in every drink that you serve a dancer. Problem solved.
I hope you have all learned something today, and hopefully this will save many stripper’s souls from roasting in Hell. God Bless You All.
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Author: Bruce Myron Danus
Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.
2:32 pm
“I have been doing undercover Missionary work in Strip Clubs for the last 16 years…”
Sure “undercover missionary work” How many dollar bills have you gone through in this “undercover work”?
“fill it full of heroin, but make sure there is an air bubble in the syringe. Inject her with the drugs (preferably in your bathroom because when people die, they evacuate their bowels, this will make clean up easier). Call 911 after she has expired and tell them you think your friend either overdosed or had a heart attack”
Whoa whoa whoa! Hold on a second, are you actually condoning murder?
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7:29 pm
apparently so! and Petty murder at that, not the justifiable “you killed my father” murder
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4:29 am
There is no condoning of murder here. I was trying to point out the fallacies of how people think about strippers. People think the stripper species is no better than a raccoon that you can hit with a car, maybe you will get a fine for it, but no jail time. I personally find that disgusting, and was merely pointing out society’s failure. Almost 98% of strippers will die of a drugs overdose or be killed by a pimp, and society just turns a blind eye. I am offended by this attitude. Strippers are God’s creatures to, just like that poor raccoon and should not be taken for granted.
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11:33 am
I wonder if Racoons are tasty
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3:53 pm
Ouroboros said… “Whoa whoa whoa! Hold on a second, are you actually condoning murder?”
I found this article very educational and do not appreciate you trying to pick it apart Ouroboros. Any man who has had to suffer for so long working in strip clubs doing missionary work should be nominated for sainthood!
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3:57 pm
So that excuses him for saying killing is okay?
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4:08 pm
Bruce is saying murder is ok in order to overcome envy! How can I not pick that apart?
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6:18 pm
He was being sarcastic, you imbecile. It’s called a sophisticated turn of phrase.
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6:38 pm
Sarcasm is best in short quips, not stein along in a freaking paragraph. That wasn’t sarcasm.
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4:09 pm
Stevie, it REALLY works in your favor if you looked up definitions first, before trying to act smart.
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6:36 pm
Funny I seem to remember you lacking basic grammar skills. Whatever it is they speak in the valley of California doesn’t count, c-spot.
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6:41 pm
I’m the one with spell-checker on my browser, Stevie, not you, and why you constantly assume everyone who hates you is from California?
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3:11 pm
Because I did some background research on you.
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11:50 pm
Right, you doing research, that’s probably the funniest joke you’ve ever made.
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10:07 am
What Brother Stevie means is he did Barn Yard research into his bestiality tendencies…..He is attracted to the curly tails of the boar hogs and pops a boner every time he smells pig shit!!
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7:49 am
Brother Johnathan….How much do you pay Brother Bruised Colon for a lap dance??
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6:12 pm
Bruce, I don’t envy you. You have thrown yourself in a den of lions. You chose to ride the bus to spread the word, you live in a community that has more than the incidental minority, and you put yourself out there for the conservative cause. I don’t know if I would be strong enough.
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1:02 am
August i know one thing, and it’s bruce is an low life sexist guy!
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7:44 am
Liberal lies and propaganda!!!
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11:16 am
Bruce if you worked at an strip club then your an low life sexist pig!
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4:03 pm
Alexis, first of all I find it ironic that your profile picture makes YOU look like a stripper. Are you opposed to this culture or actually a participant in it? Also, since everyone who works at a strip club is a sexist pig in your opinion, are the strippers themselves sexist pigs? What about the parking lot attendants and the coat check people?
Do you think before you type out your childish comments?
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4:10 pm
Well, Stevie, you certainly don’t bother thinking before speaking. How many times have you gotten yourself caught doing something you weren’t supposed to? I recall you telling someone awhile back that you wanted to put a clown nose on them by force.
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6:37 pm
This comment is vague and rather pointless, but I see your ego has only ballooned since I infected you with a little bit of my wisdom.
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6:42 pm
Oh, so now you actually accept the fact that I’m here now?
Also, don’t forget that your ego is the one that has apparently gone unchecked, considering you claimed I was a drug addict and that I died, while proclaiming yourself to be some kind of holy man and friend to me.
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7:55 am
Good Morning Brother Bruise Colon…..Do you spit or swallow man juice…..I bet you like your butt spanked like a bad little girl…..Your a HOMO!!
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9:44 am
Brother Bruised Colon…You liberally
lie about about that big old black dilldo that Old Susan liberally aplies to your colon !!!
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3:25 pm
Alexis put some clothing on! You look like a stripper!
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10:40 am
At a time of my eternal sacrifice, I had descended into the most trying den of all: the den of man. Man is weak and ignorant, quick to jump to false conclusions with a vengeful conviction. I grieve as my children constantly misinterpret my word. Despite all this, I offer you my forgiveness August. You and your kind has lead many astray from the path of righteousness. Your human mind is weak, but you can resist the temptation of your self-righteous falsehood. The work of the lord requires no trickery. Re-evaluate your faith for your deluded ways are only strengthening Satan’s prowess and causing heavens angels to weep. Stop your hypocrisy, you know it to be true and turn back to the way of the lord.
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4:04 pm
Please don’t blaspheme in here.
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4:15 pm
Choose the light. Choose to walk with me.
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12:45 am
My poor lost sheep, why must you insist on leaving your shepherd.
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7:42 pm
your avatar is epic
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6:17 pm
The finest journalism around happens when a prose stylist reveals his passion, his personal history or the tragedies he has experienced. I think you’ve hit all three here Bruce. It’s truly your finest piece of reporting so far (and I’m sure you’ll have more to come!). The bit about pride I found really compelling, while Gluttony and Sloth were revealing and heartbreaking to me. I can’t imagine what a surreal and angry place it is inside these lust pits, but I know many pastors who do outreach in the ghetto, in the slums and among the blacks, so I can appreciate your willingness to take moral teaching to the “heart of darkness” so to speak.
Are there really 21 year old boys at these clubs? That upset me most of all.
You bring up so many great ideas but I must say my favorite is appealing the basic principles of CHristianity to our modern lifestyle. Who knew that greed amongst these ladies was so complex or that lust could lead to such violence?
Well, thank you my good friend for opening all of our eyes today. God bless,
Stephenson
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4:13 pm
“Are there really 21 year old boys at these clubs? That upset me most of all. ”
Let me guess, too old for your tastes?
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5:38 pm
Sometimes I think you have been hired by Obama’s government to slander Dr. Billings. Wouldn’t surprise me. You seem like the lapdog type.
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6:09 pm
Are you really that stupid?
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8:03 am
Hey Clown..After you pull that big red nose out of Brother Bruised Colon’s shit pipe, do you have to wipe Brother Johnathan’s load off it??
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7:13 pm
Tonight I hope to get a skank to grind her meat-flaps on some unsuspecting lap.
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7:14 pm
I’ve been reading Dante’s Inferno and I like the modern twist you’ve put on this timeless message of redemption, Bruce. I think you’ve provided not only a snapshot into the lives of these women, but their struggles with sin.
Far too often sin is portrayed as something to be admired or life enhancing, when the reality is corruption of the soul and abortive. I think the inclusion of the amputee really captures this. Sin is an act of exclusion, to reject the sacred and cling to the pole of Satan only to be set spinning in circles without getting anywhere. Both you and Dante illustrate the futility of sin well.
Thank you for sharing this important piece with the fellowship.
Kind regards,
BB
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8:04 pm
Amen, Sister Blanche… Amen.
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7:45 pm
Sin is what makes us human. if you do not sin, you are either Jesus, or lying
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8:01 pm
Bruce – You are a far braver man than I am when it comes to this type of reporting. I’ve been on battlefields & have seen less gruesome things in the aftermath.
I can’t imagine the mental & probable physical scarring you must have put yourself thru to provide such a timeless message to the faithful & the fallen. I admire the risks you take to heart & health to get the Good Lord’s message heard.
If you save just one soul with this, it will all be worth it Brother Bruce.
At the next luncheon I owe you a drink, at the very least. God Bless You.
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4:05 pm
Thank you for your service, my friend! It is indeed a very brave thing to stand up for American principles on foreign soils!
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4:08 pm
Funny how you’d never step foot onto the battlefield, Stevie. One is because you’re nothing but a chicken, secondly, you’re too fat and lazy to do much else aside from getting up to go take a shit or eat, and thirdly, you’re just useless all around.
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6:31 pm
For a Comedian, you’re sure not too funny.
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6:40 pm
I have entered the battlefield of AMerican culture time and again and I have plenty scars to show it. I may not be a soldier, but I have spent my life loving everything that they do. I love them for protecting our nation. You and your hippie ilk have no respect for rules and principles and everything that faith means to those of us who care. I have been around the block too many times to let the little numb chucks like you harass me to death. I have had a delicious day and even Claire cannot upset me. She’s been on my Facebook chat all day and it’s intense, but she says she’s on your team so who knows what this is all about?
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6:44 pm
No, you spend half a day sitting at your computer with a tub of ice cream in your lap bitching about how the world works nowadays. You’re the one who wants to impose your illogical thinking onto every house and home in America and the rest of the world. You don’t even follow the rules that you’re supposed to follow. Love thy neighbor, treat one another with respect, and quite a few other rules and laws you’ve broken, all because your ego won’t allow you to actually be humble, and instead thinking that telling others how terrible and miserable they are or that they should be is good enough for you.
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7:45 pm
The sad thing is that neither of you have had an independent thought over those two years. You’re like parrots, repeating whatever angry liberal talking point you’ve picked up today on twitter. When was the last time you had a controversial opinion that your friends didn’t agree with? You surround yourself with a bunch of Obama-tard who spend all day screaming “Down with the 1%” “Legalize reefer, dudes!” and “Fox News is the devil, brah!” Come on, your slack-jawed hipster doublespeak is so tired and pathetic. My neighbor’s squirrel could outwit you people.
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8:19 pm
//The sad thing is that neither of you have had an independent thought over those two years. You’re like parrots, repeating whatever angry liberal talking point you’ve picked up today on twitter.//
Oh? You mean you aren’t the one who repeats what others say relentlessly, to a point where you’ll even repeat yourself because you can’t come up with a valid point, and how you’ll just blindly trust information told to you by people who are just as insane and crazy as you are, and that the reality is you question everything you’re told, even by your most trusted sources, just because you want to make doubly sure that what you’re being told is right? No, wait, that’s me, you’re the exact opposite.
//When was the last time you had a controversial opinion that your friends didn’t agree with?//
The other day actually, if you really must know.
//You surround yourself with a bunch of Obama-tard who spend all day screaming “Down with the 1%” “Legalize reefer, dudes!” and “Fox News is the devil, brah!”//
“I surround myself with a bunch of Bush-tards who spend all day screaming “Homosexuality is bad for reasons not everyone agrees with!”, “Down with the views of others because they’re different!”, and “Fox News is the only legitimate source even though they’re proven to be liars and manipulators more so than any other news network!”
I went ahead and fixed that for you, Stevie, considering how liberals are a helluva lot more diverse while it seems conservatives aren’t.
//Come on, your slack-jawed hipster doublespeak is so tired and pathetic. My neighbor’s squirrel could outwit you people.//
Your insults are only insulting because of how dumb they are. The fact I was a ‘victim’ of such a terrible insult is an insult to me. That’s just a step above saying “You’re a dummy dumb dumb-head!”, though I wouldn’t put it past you to come up with something that rivals the level of intelligence of “dumb-head”.
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9:54 pm
You claim that my opinions parrot others and yet before you said my work was so creative and imaginative it was like no other. Consistent much? You’re just an imbecile and that was no defense of your pathetic, pedantic liberalism. I repeat myself because I know what I’m talking about and I cherish my point of views quite deeply. They’re not just some talking point I picked up on MSNBC, like most of your “original” ideas.
And what controversial opinion was it that you held the other day? I see that you ran away from that question like a coward (once again).
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10:02 pm
//You claim that my opinions parrot others and yet before you said my work was so creative and imaginative it was like no other. Consistent much?//
Need help, Stevie? Whenever you talk about your ‘values’ and whatnot, you do nothing but mimic every other insane, rambling moron that’s come before you, but whenever you decide to try to have a discussion with people, THAT is when your own insanity and imagination take over.
//You’re just an imbecile and that was no defense of your pathetic, pedantic liberalism.//
You seem to confuse what it means to defend someone and insult someone. Get a dictionary, Stevie, I hear they have these things called ‘definitions’ which describe what many, many words are.
//I repeat myself because I know what I’m talking about and I cherish my point of views quite deeply.//
No, you just agree with what a bunch of other idiots are saying and don’t bother thinking about the consequences of your actions.
//They’re not just some talking point I picked up on MSNBC, like most of your “original” ideas.//
No, they’re worse than that.
//And what controversial opinion was it that you held the other day? I see that you ran away from that question like a coward (once again).//
What controversial opinion? You mean the one I had with my friend? It was a political argument, I’ll be damned if I remember the details, I just remember getting pissed at him for awhile. And run away like a coward? Stevie, you have to realize something, YOU are the coward, YOU are the one that’s incapable of having an actual, decent argument or trying to prove your point at all. Any attempt you make just backfires in your face and shows how inept you really are.
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2:30 pm
Could you be any more arrogant? Your stupidity blinds you, my friend.
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2:46 pm
Stevie, you can’t read and you’re incapable of making any actual supportive points. You spout out stupid and can’t handle actual information.
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8:10 am
Yep, Stuart has been to the barn yard doing personal research on bestiality…..Specializing in the sheep and pony divisions!!
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11:21 pm
some stripers are sticky like the floor in movie theatre.
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7:48 pm
I know candy canes get sticky, but then again, not all of them have stripes
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11:45 pm
When he said that all woman that are 5’7 should be 110 that just made me laugh….. I mean really!?? He must be a playgirl or something by saying this
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Shelby don’t sweat it, I’m only 5’3 and I weigh 105 and August is convinced that I need to go on a diet. They’re all delusional.
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3:29 pm
Looks like you two need to stop inviting Ben and Jerry to your pity parties.
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8:02 pm
I am growing increasingly attracted to you.
I hope that’s not creepy
the images probably don’t help.
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9:56 am
Stop internet creeping on Celestial. She only has a mental age of 14.
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2:32 pm
only if you stop being incompetent.
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4:11 pm
Actually I only have the mental age of an eight year old.
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4:32 pm
I have the mental age of 4*72a+(45-9)/(4a*a^2)
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3:26 am
Celestial, I stand corrected. Thank you.
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7:51 am
This is absolutely beautiful journalism, Brother Bruce. This article makes me think of Jesus breaking bread with the prostitute. It’s so wonderful to know that even when women use their bodies of temples of temptation, reveling in the whorish antics of their great ancestor Eve, that they can still be forgiven if only they will turn their heart over to the Lord and respect themselves. They may even be able to get a husband and a family.
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9:12 am
Thank you Adam. I originally had written this as a warning to Claire. After our marriage ended, she applied to a few strip clubs in Boston. Needless to say, Centerfolds Boston, Glass Slipper, Club Alex’s and even the Golden Banana turned her down though.
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9:38 am
Well I still think she’s too much a prude to really understand how her body works and how women can use their sexuality to make up for lack of their mental prowess.
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8:03 am
You’ve never been married to anyone fuckweed. Getting high on cat shit and letting a bus full of people anally rape you isn’t considered marriage
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3:27 pm
Bruce if your man enough then face claire in real because she’s not an fatass woman that you say she is because if you call an woman fat she can kill people like you!
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3:48 am
Bruce claims he was married to Claire, and provided no shred of evidence. We all know what Claire looks like, and she is very thin, so why doesn’t he post some old marriage photos? That’s all I’m saying.
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5:24 pm
Stephenson Billings i was going to an party when i took the picture. and i opposed to guys at the strip club not the strippers
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5:39 pm
So you want the guys to not go to the strip clubs and put those girls out of work?
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5:48 pm
Obama’s America.
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10:31 pm
August strippers can go back to highschool or get an ged.
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An GED – that’s rich! “Your” killing me!
Honk, honk!
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Ged is something you can get as an highschool droped
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7:24 am
When are you getting yours, Alexis?
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6:43 pm
How much do men pay you to perform at these parties? Does you Mother even know about this? Maybe it would be better if you tried to go back to high school? Have you ever thought about that?
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6:45 pm
Stevie, stop asking for the rates of other people, not everyone is a whore like your mother.
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7:10 pm
You dumb freak when was the last time you spent time around a woman WITH her clothes on? What about the last time around a woman who wasn’t a plastic doll full of your asthamtic, venereal spittle? wWhat do you think about Jim Carey? Weird chest.
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So not only are you jealous of my sex life, you’re jealous of my health, and you have a thing for Jim Carey. If you’re so desperate for answers though, the last time I spent time with my girlfriend with her clothes on was several hours ago, the second question implies that I even touched a fuck doll or that I’m asthmatic, and I don’t give two shits about Jim Carey.
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7:41 pm
You are the people so desperate for answers. I know what my answers are and the mysteries of life have brought me joy. Pleasure comes out of knowing that Jesus has answers and your sick, liberal lifestyle doesn’t provide much more than a temporary drug high.
And I doubt you have a girlfriend. Everyone claims lies on the internet. You’re full of b.s. as always and I can tell your aggresive attempts to win my friend. Nothing more than an exmpty suit, freakzaoid.
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7:45 pm
You’re right about one thing Billings and one thing only. People do lie on the internet. You’re a prime example of that. Everything you’ve ever said has been a lie. You’re articles are full of lies.
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7:48 pm
Listen kiddo, the old timers are talking here. You have proven time and again that you’re barely intelligent enough to turn on the internet, let alone comment meaningfully on a Christian website. Do you even know what the Bible is? Please, you only embarass yourself with these comments and if anything I doubt Claire and Comedian would want to be associated with a leftwing anarchist like you.
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7:55 pm
Claire why are you even speaking on this subject? You’re far more familiar with fondling the bodies of dead people, not naked 20-something Slovakian dancers.
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7:56 pm
Ha Billings. You talk is if you know a thing about me. I have barely talked since I’ve been here and you seem to think I’m a kid. I have said in another article that I am 24. There’s one thing you know about me. You also seem to think I’m stupid. Nothing I have said could have given you that thought unless you yourself is stupid. I think that’s the case. I think you’re stupid because your drunk whore mom use to beat you, and still does. Oh yeah, I know your mom drinks. I know more than that about you Billings. I know you talk about putting makeup on L.N. How you want to kidnap him and put him in your basement. So, I know you yet you no nothing about me. Oh! And by the way, I managed to get all the bibles and Christwire Hand books from my library, (legal of course) and shredded them all up. Would you like me to send you the scraps?
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8:12 pm
Hey Comedian, it’s real funny but since you’ve been gone there’s a guy here who also lives in California named LN and he tries to follow in your footsteps but everyone thinks his comments are a bit pathetic. He never has anything relevant to say just jumps around talking like he’s some big man with the ladies and as if he’s oh so brilliant while making the most basic of mistakes when it comes to math, history, you name it! Funny thing is he’s totally in love with Claire and he gets very, very jealous when she’s chatting with me on Facebook. He’s send me notes like, “Where is Claire now? Is she talking with you????” He’s a total pedophile and I have called him out on it. Anyway, he doesn’t have half the balls you have, even though you only had one to begin with, laughing out loud. So how is work search going? Did you ever end up finding a job or you still on welfare? What do you think about Whitney Houston dying? She was really good in that movie with the white guy. I have had a painful winter, some back issues and no water in the house for three days! Can you believe it? Then when I turned the spigots it was mud that shot out for another three. I tell you I was afraid to take a bath. Mud bath!!!!!!!!!!!!
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8:31 pm
I’d take Comedian over L.N. any day. Heck, throw in Milli and its a deal!
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8:35 pm
//You are the people so desperate for answers. I know what my answers are and the mysteries of life have brought me joy.//
I don’t know what brought that about, but then again, you’re far out of touch with reality as is.
//Pleasure comes out of knowing that Jesus has answers and your sick, liberal lifestyle doesn’t provide much more than a temporary drug high.//
Except what do you do when he doesn’t? What if someone who was pure of faith and mind asked Jesus for better times, just so he can provide his family with more and help supply others with various goods to better his community, and then the next day he gets fired? Did Jesus answer by saying “Fuck you, I’ma gonna do the opposite!” or did he not? After all, the whole point of ask for more money in the first place was to help pay and provide for his family and/or get supplies for the less fortunate who are unable to work or lack a good paying job. You just love to think that the world is ever so simple, don’t you, Stevie?
//And I doubt you have a girlfriend.//
So petty you’d doubt that someone has a girlfriend, you’ve really sunk low, Stevie.
//Everyone claims lies on the internet. You’re full of b.s. as always and I can tell your aggresive attempts to win my friend. Nothing more than an exmpty suit, freakzaoid.”//
Wow, that was a grammatical train wreck if I ever saw one. My ‘aggressive attempts to win’? Win what? You finished that sentence with ‘my friend’, am I trying to win your friend? Do you mean win the argument or just win in general? Stevie, I already accomplished those awhile ago, you have yet to put up anything that’s actually factual and made sense. “Nothing more than an ‘empty’ suit” (Reread your rants next time, genius, you might catch your typos more often)? You must be describing yourself, since you’re the incompetent fool who thinks himself a God. You tell others to bow to your will, that they should follow your orders regardless of their beliefs, and that they’re wrong for doing otherwise. You think you’re smarter than everyone else and that you’re superior to them as well. Oh how wrong you are little man, how wrong you are.
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8:44 pm
//Hey Comedian, it’s real funny but since you’ve been gone there’s a guy here who also lives in California named LN and he tries to follow in your footsteps but everyone thinks his comments are a bit pathetic.//
Uh, I’ve seen him post a number of times, in fact, I even saw how you wanted to see him topless, along with Damien or whoever.
//He never has anything relevant to say just jumps around talking like he’s some big man with the ladies and as if he’s oh so brilliant while making the most basic of mistakes when it comes to math, history, you name it! Funny thing is he’s totally in love with Claire and he gets very, very jealous when she’s chatting with me on Facebook. He’s send me notes like, “Where is Claire now? Is she talking with you????” He’s a total pedophile and I have called him out on it.//
Except that’s still total bull because I’ve seen what he posts, and not one thing he said is even remotely close to what you claimed. Stevie, you seem to think that I left the site awhile ago and never bothered coming back, when the reality is I check every so often to see if you said anything worth commenting on. Twice now I’ve caught you trying to talk smack about me and acting all high-and-mighty about it.
//Anyway, he doesn’t have half the balls you have, even though you only had one to begin with, laughing out loud.//
One ball is still better than being a nut-less twat like you, and considering how I’ve actually stayed in shape, I still got a pair to your zero.
//So how is work search going? Did you ever end up finding a job or you still on welfare?//
You must’ve missed the part where I said awhile ago that I had a good job. Unlike you and your mother, I’ve never been on welfare, and unlike your sorry ass, I’m not single.
//What do you think about Whitney Houston dying? She was really good in that movie with the white guy.//
Wow, real descriptive there, ‘a movie with a white guy’. Never paid much attention to her, and while it’s sad she’s dead, I have bigger things to worry about than a celebrity dying.
//I have had a painful winter, some back issues and no water in the house for three days! Can you believe it? Then when I turned the spigots it was mud that shot out for another three. I tell you I was afraid to take a bath. Mud bath!!!!!!!!!!!!//
And I would care about these details why?
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8:45 pm
You’re about five comments behind me, genius.
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8:51 pm
Okay now you have a second comment here.
Interesting that you claim to have read things on the site and comments that simply didn’t happen. You have always had a wonderful imagination. Too bad you didn’t put that to good use and get a job or something. And no, handing out fliers at the intersection is not a job. And who is this girl? How old is she? Did she really marry you? I am trying not to laugh!
So you’re staying in shape? Do you go to the gym? Sometimes I do. I like to have a steam now and again. What else in new in your life? You last note was so vague. Well as always it’s great to catch up little buddy.
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8:54 pm
“Hey Comedian, it’s real funny but since you’ve been gone there’s a guy here who also lives in California named LN and he tries to follow in your footsteps but everyone thinks his comments are a bit pathetic.”
1. Why do you keep assuming that I live in California?
2. Why do you think I’m trying to follow in anyone’s footsteps?
3. The one who’s comments are pathetic are yours.
“He never has anything relevant to say just jumps around talking like he’s some big man with the ladies and as if he’s oh so brilliant while making the most basic of mistakes when it comes to math, history, you name it!”
You’re the one who jumps from subject to subject like a retard, and I would certainly love some proof about my basic mistakes, since you seem so keen on bullshitting all over the place. Go ahead, try to wiggle your way out of that one, you made the claim (read: lie) that you had evidence that Claire edited a conversation out, you tried to claim that comedian was me, then you tried to claim that I was comedian, and then you even tried to say that comedian was dead. You aren’t even trying to keep your lies up anymore, are you?
“Funny thing is he’s totally in love with Claire and he gets very, very jealous when she’s chatting with me on Facebook. He’s send me notes like, “Where is Claire now? Is she talking with you????””
Wow, taking things out of contexts is your idea of fun, isn’t it? You made the claim that Claire said something, I told you to point out where Claire said anything, then in some vain attempt to side-step the entire point, you tried to pass it off as ‘oh, you have a crush’ because you’re too stupid to acknowledge the truth.
“He’s a total pedophile and I have called him out on it.”
You’re the one who’s seen children naked, not me.
“Anyway, he doesn’t have half the balls you have, even though you only had one to begin with, laughing out loud.”
The coward calls someone out on the nut-sack, wow. That coming from the ‘man’ who can’t handle a debate or argument without ranting, raving, or running away.
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9:00 pm
//Interesting that you claim to have read things on the site and comments that simply didn’t happen.//
Such as? Go ahead, you’ve always been ever so good at providing your sources and so forth.
//You have always had a wonderful imagination.//
Not as good as yours, only someone who’s completely mental and insane as you can come up with half the things you’ve said and done, Stevie.
//Too bad you didn’t put that to good use and get a job or something. And no, handing out fliers at the intersection is not a job.//
Clearly you still can’t read worth a damn, I already said I had a job, so stop confusing my job with yours.
//And who is this girl? How old is she? Did she really marry you? I am trying not to laugh!//
Did I say marry? No, I said she’s my girlfriend, big difference. Though, unlike you, someday she and I will be wearing matching rings.
//So you’re staying in shape? Do you go to the gym? Sometimes I do. I like to have a steam now and again. What else in new in your life? You last note was so vague. Well as always it’s great to catch up little buddy.//
My last note? What the hell do you mean by that? Do you mean posts? Then say posts, notes tend to be more private and not public. And yes I go to the gym, now how about you stop trying to fantasize about me, it’s bad enough you’re already day-dreaming about Claire or LN.
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9:00 pm
Let me just ask you this: Is your life fulfilling? I really want to know. You seem so overwrought and anxious some times. Other times you’re bent on harassing everything and anything I do. I just want to know if you feel like you’re missing something about yourself and that’s why you always try to abuse me. I’m an older man, a humble, decent human being. In what way do I deserve the constant attacks????
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9:06 pm
//Let me just ask you this: Is your life fulfilling? I really want to know.//
Yep. I have a great woman beside me, I have a good job, and I’ve got a good home. All things aside, I’m doing pretty well.
//You seem so overwrought and anxious some times.//
Nope, not at all, whatsoever.
//Other times you’re bent on harassing everything and anything I do.//
Gee, it’s a mystery why a bully is getting bullied.
//I just want to know if you feel like you’re missing something about yourself and that’s why you always try to abuse me.//
Take a look at the things you’ve said and ask yourself this: Is that really what a decent human being would say? Is that really what a decent human being would do? The answer is no.
//I’m an older man, a humble, decent human being. In what way do I deserve the constant attacks????//
Humble? Decent? Stevie, I could spend all night listing out the things that make you a soulless creep, one undeserving of any love or compassion, but no matter how much I throw in your face and prove how much of a monster and scumbag you are, you’re going to just ‘blissfully’ ignore it all and pretend it didn’t happen. It’s amazing how you live with yourself, considering you’ve said some of the most hateful, vile, and disgusting things to any human being, and all of them completely unprovoked.
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9:20 pm
Comedian… Would you make that list? I’d like to read it. It’s okay if it’s done tomorrow. Thanks & God Bless.
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9:26 pm
Well Stuart, since you asked so nicely, I’ll go ahead and make that list. Who knows, Stevie might actually learn something for once in his miserable life.
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9:30 pm
Comedian – Thanks very much. I appreciate it.
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9:34 pm
It will have to wait until tomorrow, however, since it IS quite a list, or at least, the items in question are old and are going to be difficult to locate thanks to the site’s layout nowadays.
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10:03 pm
Here you go:
“I cherish all children. They bring everlasting happiness to the human race.”
“There’s no shame in losing, only in fighting without all your guts.”
“I love you guys and I’m not ashamed to let everyone know it.”
“I pray for your health and joy and want you to know I’m always here if you have questions.”
“You guys are the greatest! I couldn’t live without you people on Christwire bringing pleasure to my nights!”
“God bless each and every one of you, my beautiful children!”
“Nothing makes me more excited that the precious smile of a child.”
“I pray for America’s greatness every moment of every day.”
“God bless our men in uniform!”
“Don’t you guys just love America?!?”
“Who doesn’t love ladies? They bring everlasting happiness to mankind.”
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10:05 pm
I don’t see where you said that it’s a good idea to restrict blood flow to the male member, nor where you said that you would personally take away the rights of individuals with Sarah Palin.
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10:40 pm
For crying out loud I was changing into some exercise wear at the park. Why must you people make such a big deal about it?
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10:54 pm
I’ve been to the YMCA, I’ve been to the beach, I’ve been camping– all places you can find naked kids. Sometimes when I take a walk at night these people are changing clothes or toweling off after a shower right in front of their windows! We’re not the fancy curtain types down here in Tennessee.
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12:01 am
//I’ve been to the YMCA, I’ve been to the beach, I’ve been camping– all places you can find naked kids.//
Not without trying to find them naked. You’d have to go to bathrooms, port-a-potties, or behind some trees to see children naked.
//Sometimes when I take a walk at night these people are changing clothes or toweling off after a shower right in front of their windows! We’re not the fancy curtain types down here in Tennessee.//
So you’re staring at children in their houses, while they’re in their rooms and naked? Because THAT doesn’t scream ‘pedophilia’.
And Stuart, it turns out I’m going to be quite busy tomorrow. While I’ll try to make a conscious effort to dig through all of Stevie’s rants and ravings to find the absolute dirty stuff, I can’t make any promises (believe me, I have to dig through at least 2 years worth of posts, and Stevie is a VERY rapid poster, least back a couple years he was, there is a LOT of stupidity of his I have to wade through), and odds are, by the time I’m done being busy, this conversation will be irrelevant, or I’ll have forgotten (admittedly, my memory is pretty shoddy as far as remembering what I have to do, I have to write down quite a few different things on sticky notes to make sure I don’t forget anything important; details, however, stick better, such as Stevie’s vile comments).
However, in his blog post, “The Anti-Masturbation Movement’s 14 Greatest Inventions”, he lists 11/12 different items that either cause slight harm, or absolutely damages the male member and female genitalia, and hails them as great creations. There’s also the fact that he just admitted to seeing children naked, and in ways that would require him to absolutely focus in such situations.
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10:26 pm
I’m not an striper and im in college which is law school. and my mom knows im in college and i study and party with my friends!
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2:33 am
But you look just like a stripper. Surely you could have a little more modesty instead of encouraging men to lust after you, then complaining that they are sexist pigs afterwards?
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3:55 am
Even if she was dressing like a ‘stripper’ which, honestly, she isn’t, she’s the one who decides what she gets to wear. If a man goes after a woman just because she’s wearing a short skirt, the woman isn’t asking for it. Woman don’t dress for men, and implying that they do is saying that men can’t help themselves. And besides, we aren’t dress for all men. We dress for ourselves, and if we’ve got partners, than we’re dressing for them. That’s the reason why women complain about men being sexist pigs. It’s because they can’t ‘help themselves’ when we want to dress nice and feel good about ourselves. If I ever ‘ask for it’ it will be a verbal confirmation and nothing else. Why should I have to dress in a sweatpants and a poncho just so I can walk down the street without getting harassed. I’m sorry sir, but that isn’t going to cut it for me.
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5:48 am
That’s not Andy Biersack in your picture there?
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1:56 pm
exbrony I already got my ged and i’m in law school
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1:58 pm
Adam it’s me not andy biersack
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9:20 pm
From GED to Law School. That truly is amazing progress, congratulations.
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1:25 am
And all without learning how to spell, punctuate or make indefinite articles agree with nouns, adjectives or adverbs! Well done you.
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1:29 am
Remind me never to need a lawyer in the US.
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2:27 am
“Woman don’t dress for men, and implying that they do is saying that men can’t help themselves. And besides, we aren’t dress for all men.We dress for ourselves, and if we’ve got partners, than we’re dressing for them. ”
Such nonsense, for a start I never said men couldn’t help themselves, so stop reading your own silly agenda into my simple statement.
If women don’t dress to attract men, how do you explain the way single women go out dressed in sexy clothes, while many women in relationships dress in dowdy, frumpy clothes?
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3:21 am
Claire, it seems that we will have to define a new category of logical fallacy to describe your reflexive-compulsive attempts at misdirection.
Tu Quoque doesn’t cut it because that means “You too”, whereas your most common attempt to ham-fistedly imitate an argument is “Other people do it too.”
What’s the Latin for that?
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3:22 am
Alexis is a law student, so maybe she can help us with the Latin.
Laughing out loud!
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2:50 pm
“Dracula claims to have four or so degrees from prestigious universities yet he has the grammar and spelling skills of a fourth grader.”
Did I ever say prestigious? Two are AAU universities. I don’t expect you to know what that means though. But at least I know better than to commit a felony online here.
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11:40 am
I have an associate’s degree in pasta from the University of Phoenix. I also have a Doctorate in Chess and Tag.
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5:43 pm
Bruce, this was absolutely fantastic. This will surely be included in the second Christwire Handbook! Congrats and Bless You!
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3:28 pm
Please don’t make another Christwire Handbook. You’re going to put the toilet paper companies out of work!
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8:46 pm
Yeah we don’t you send us all a copy of your published work… Oh wait, are you even a published journalist?
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8:55 pm
Journalism implies you did research, Billings, you’re nothing but a nutter who managed to make some money off of your blog posts.
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3:46 am
He saves souls!
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8:40 am
Pen ….He doesn’t save souls…He licks shit pipes or maybe the pathway to the soul is located in the colon?? You need to shampoo that beard Pen, It has some shit stains in it!!
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1:06 am
i’ll use the book for my toliet paper x3
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10:41 pm
hey what ever happened to susan. haven’t seen her anouy anyone latley.
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1:07 am
She died >:D
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8:46 am
August, Brother Johnathan and Brother Bruised Colon crammed her dinner really tight and she died from an exploding colon…It was a messy situation!!
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9:36 am
@that_one_guy – Susan has been away on a Missionary trip to Africa. I spoke with her at great length yesterday. She is slowly getting back into things here. As you can imagine, she has a lot of catching up to do.
I did notice she had posted some commentary in the Claire’s Toys article yesterday. I’m sure she will be back in full swing in no time.
Please do not believe these hateful rumors that our beloved Sister Susan has passed on. Bless you.
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10:45 am
She was on a mission from god to find the perfect BIG BLACK AFRICAN COCK and do a scientific study to check the ass hole for elasticity….Mission accomplished!!
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1:10 am
Blanche Beecham I’m in law school for my daughter and if it wasnt for her i’ll be an reckless girl
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1:27 am
Come on, counsellor! It’s “a reckless girl”, not “an reckless girl”. You’ve been getting it wrong all thread. Is English your first language?
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2:35 am
No,it’s not.
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3:15 am
Here’s some free advice: keep that piece of information to yourself. Pretend to be a Guatemalan or something.
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3:32 am
Oh, sorry! My mistake. You said English is NOT your first language?
OK, one simple thing you need to learn is when to use the word “a” and when to use the word “an”.
Use “a” when the next word begins with a consonant.
Use “an” when the next word begins with a vowel.
So you say “A reckless girl” but “AN emo girl”.
It’s the same sort of thing as using el/la/los/las in Spanish. It quickly becomes instinctive but you do have to know the rule.
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3:35 am
Not the same thing, but similar.
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2:43 am
Are you one of those teen-moms Alexis?
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8:02 am
yes my daughter is my life
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10:51 am
Damn, Alexis be hot nigga. Dance on me all night baby. Ill keep the dolla’s flowin.
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4:14 pm
im not an striper tupac and i know im hot >.<
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4:18 pm
No chubby thighs, no you are not .
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4:32 pm
AUGUST YOU KNOW WHAT BIG FUCKING WOOP IF MY THIGHS ARE CHUBBY ,SO WHAT IF GIRLS CANT BE AN “PERFECT CHRISTIAN” ATLEAST WE’RE HUMMAN NOT LIKE YOUR DUMBASS
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4:44 pm
Have you tried Jenny Craig for the thighs and Best Buy for a new keyboard?
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9:54 pm
Alexis really needs to hit the stairmaster.
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11:44 am
I don’t see it. in fact I don’t see how you could call her thighs “chubby” if that is indeed Alexis in her avatar
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11:53 am
In art, photography, or even in architecture and engineering it’s called perspective. The angle she is bending causes her to look more proportional than she really is. If you correct the perspective, those thighs need work.
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1:56 pm
Or perhaps your eyes need work. I was taking into consideration the perspective. Since I am a Sketch artist, I know a good deal about perspective seeing as I work exclusively on a 2D medium.
Maybe if you stopped hunting for little boys. you’d realize Alexis has an average build.
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12:35 pm
You know, you raised a pig of a daughter, August, you shouldn’t be commenting on anyone else’s weight.
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7:08 pm
August my keyboard is perfectly fine and i don’t care if my thighs are big because my daughter knows im not fat unlike your dumbass
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7:14 pm
Your daughter thinks you are a good parent too. Does not make it correct.
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9:51 pm
my daughter sees her dad and me together but her dad works night and i work days so you better not give me shit -.-
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11:46 am
Don’t let these simpletons antagonize you.
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12:32 pm
Same applies to you, August.
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2:40 pm
Why not make it a rule that all the girls in a strip-club go to the same doctor to get their breasts, and behinds, and lips, and noses, and cheeks?
No more lust, no more envy,no more pride. Only picture perfect 1:1 fakes.
And no more individual moneymaking.All the money from the dances gets split fairly and evenly.
No more greed.
Send all the girls to the local gym where they get exercise and diet sheets that need to be signed by the peersonal trainer.Then establish a 3 strike system, 3 strikes= no more job.
No more gluttony, no more sloth.
As for the wrath, there will be none since everyone looks the same and makes the same amount of money.
Problem solved.
So its either some communist ideas at the root or the survival of the hottest.Since you do not like either we have reached an impass.
Oh and just one thing: i believe murder which is indirectly listed under envy counts as a sin that will send you to me as well.
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1:29 am
What you have had to say was complete evil and mostly bs. I have been dancing for three years have never touched drugs and have no interest too. In fact it is a myth that all strippers do. And what’s that about paying for 7 to 12 kids to support….. really?!!! Do you even have a brain? Oh ya its in your bottle of booze di!!! In fact I have one child and am stripping to support her and my college education. So yes I am a dancer/ stripper who has a normal life and isn’t on drugs. Doesn’t matter what you do for a living as long as you have goals and morals like getting a higher education. Would like to know who old you are dj? Over 30? If so guessing you don’t have college education n that would explain why u work in strip clubs and get off making un realistic judgments on others to make your self feel better…… just shut up and get a dance, make u feel better lol
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2:23 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA
“I have been doing undercover Missionary work in Strip Clubs for the last 16 years”… HIPOCRITE
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4:06 pm
Studies have shown that women’s brains are about 80% the size of men’s. In your case Claire, you only seem to be running at half speed.
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5:08 pm
Claire can you please tell the story of how you met the Doctor at Children’s Hospital and he thought you were “special”? I don’t think you have told it today.
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5:35 pm
Claire, you don’t fully understand your body. You deny yourself the pleasure of a man, so you cannot possibly no the true power and ability of your body.
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5:48 pm
“had two orgasms last night, two the night before, and two the night before that, so I’m pretty sure I know the abilities of my body.”
I am so saving all these screen captures. I think I will make a collage of them and send them to her schoolmates and family as a graduation surprise.
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5:55 pm
The way I see it, anything you post here in an attempt to disrupt our faith I am sure you wouldn’t mind your school and family seeing. After all you post billings communications. And you even sent me expletives in Facebook. I never looked for you in Facebook, but for some reason you needed to seek me out. I clicked through your friends, and some of them had other friends and them others. Pretty much it’s easy to see your whole class.
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6:19 pm
And why should we do that? You are open about what you say. Not to mention how you attacked my innocent wife and daughter. And how many times have you called Blanche “b**cham”? I will no longer stand for this!
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6:24 pm
August, you really brought it all on yourselves, considering your insane judgmental attitude. You call women who’s rib cages aren’t visible fat and ugly, and you have no respect for people other than your psychotic kind. You want to butt your noses into the personal lives of other people? Just prepare to get the same kind of shit flung back at you later on in life.
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6:44 pm
Claire, you only make it worse for yourself. Her picture is on the beach where most girls were in 2 piece bikinis; she had a shirt covering her top and was wearing very long shorts. Sure you could have called me out for her “showing ankle” and the such but you are the one who injected incestuous sodomy which was so classy (way to honor your father BTW, I think I will include those too). Looking at my collage material, your school is really going to love your posts making fun of people who had to euthanize animals, and you’re linking to bestiality pornography. There is so much here.
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6:47 pm
Claire, you won’t know true pleasure until you give yourself to a man. If self-abuse was more pleasurable and rewarding than a true relationship, we would not have over 7 billion people on this planet.
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6:53 pm
“So you admit that you had a feline? Fucking hypocrite.”
We have feral cats outside, we keep them to keep the mice from living in the stable.
I have never put one down, the wolves and cyotes do that for us. But you have made fun of animal owners here. And that will be included in the collage.
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6:53 pm
*coyotes
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6:58 pm
August, you’re all constantly making exceptions for your friends or family. Someone has sex out of wedlock? You tell them they’re going to Hell. Adam claims to bang half a dozen nurses and admits to treating them like tissue? You pat him on the back and tell him what a good job he did. You’re nothing but a bunch of damned hypocrites.
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7:01 pm
Claire, I’m just going to give you a freebie. Find yourself a nice guy and have a week of rompus. Just do it and say it’s not better than whatever self-squirming you’re doing. I dare you.
LN, mind your own business and don’t judge me. I’ve never said I’ve treated a woman I’ve dated like a tissue. You liberals like to make up all the outrageous lies to belittle people when someone proves you wrong.
Bruce has wrote a masterful piece that captures the emptiness of women who are forced into selling their bodies, let’s just stick to the facts.
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7:04 pm
Yes you have, you even begged some angry person not to report you, you were practically crying. You even promised them you would stop. And yes it is right here on this site, there are so many examples. But then you go back to your evil self, posting links to bestiality, and implying we rape our children.
Not only all the really bad and explicit posts that you made that were removed. Those still exist; they just are not public anymore. I will include some of those too.
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7:08 pm
Adam kindly asked me if he could take Jan out. I said okay. He did not have to ask, but he is a polite man. If he was anything like you said I would have objected. I guess they went out, only once. No spark I suppose. She said he was very well-mannered and paid for everything.
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7:26 pm
You were tricked by George, a reporter who submitted several false articles to try to infiltrate us to write a story. We settled with him out of court. And still that is mean and will be included.
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7:27 pm
And there are many other examples over the years that will be included.
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5:42 pm
Can you?
(PWNED. Laughing Out LOUD!)
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4:11 am
Claire, I provided the names of the clubs that you applied at. I would provided copies of your applications, but all of my friends at those clubs said your application consisted of your name and a crudely drawn stick figure of a cat in red crayon.
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6:08 pm
Clownboy, stop being stupid, just for once.
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6:29 pm
clOWNED!
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6:31 pm
Good one Albert!
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6:31 pm
Appropriate for you, eh, Clownboy?
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3:38 am
The only clown I respect is Pennywise.
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4:27 am
I don’t respect any clowns, they’re all sad pathetic sacks of meat
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7:30 pm
No, I will not call you any names. I will promise you that. You go and find a nice man, then shack up for a good week. I’m betting that after a week, you’ll swear off the little pleasuring device and crave the love and affection only a man can give you. It will help your anger issues as well.
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7:33 pm
It’s okay that you admit you’re too scared to try, because you know I am right. And that scares you.
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