The Hunger Games: A Barbaric Socialist Saga of Impending Obama-Sanctioned Doom
Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Christianity. It seems that the liberal media constantly needs some sort of pessimistic book to rely on for their practices of emotional manipulation. Evidently, considering the recent end to the Harry Potter series, the liberals need their thirst for paranoia to be quenched.
The Hunger Games is a book designed to slander competition. Of course, competition is good and without competition, we’d be a depressed, socialist tree-hugging world. We need to compete with our friends in regards to our piety so that we don’t suddenly just drift away from Jesus. The free market economy is designed so that American companies can succeed without having to worry about those commie fascists invading the system. But The Hunger Games wants that to change. The Hunger Games hates America, and here’s why.
But first, let’s look into just what this book is. This is a series of three books: The Hunger Games, Catching Fire and Mockingbird. It is a story about Katniss Everdeen, a young lady raised in a hippie commune in a post-partisan America, full of bleakness and lies. Already, we can see the clearly biased premise. Katniss’s sister, Rimrose, whose name is a reference to rim jobs (a graphic gay sex manuever), is chosen for “The Hunger Games”, a fight to the death. Katniss decides that Rimrose is too delicate for the challenge, and takes her place. Occasionally Katniss is at risk of succumbing to the alluring young men she competes against, but her intimidating gender nonconformity leads her to reject her role as a woman. It is suggested by her actions that she has transvestite tendencies, and this is quite disturbing considering the fact that The Hunger Games is a children’s book.
This raises another question, why women are even allowed to compete in this when there are clearly more suitable things for them to do, but the book does not address this. Katniss is an intense and abrasive young lady, a sign that she was not properly raised by a nuclear family, but again, the book seems to glorify this fact. Indeed, Katniss was raised by a single mother because her father died of wimpiness. The radical feminist agenda in this book is absolutely absurd. The enemy and supposed villain of the series, is about as fond of Katniss as I. President Snow is a strong, Republican leader-the kind a society like that would need to get back on track, but he is shamed by the populace, left rejected in the cold by the hostile left-wingers of this insane dystopia.
Essentially, these books, and the upcoming film, are like a grittier My Little Pony, glorifying nonconformity, socialism and rebellion in a society deemed unfavorable. The competitions, which are broadcasted throughout America, via television, are treated as if they are some sort of monstrous being coming to destroy the land. How is this at all in favor of the American spirit? By their own admission, the liberals love Darwin, who admitted that we are based upon survival of the fittest. These people are so far left that they consider Darwin to be too politically incorrect. Life is survival of the fittest. The current presidential election. Work. The American dream. The Hunger Games hates the American mentality, and probably wishes that we all lived in commie communes and rode rainbows to work while Lady GaGa and Skrillex emit Satanic prayer music from their lady holes while Barack Hussein Obama’s image is permanently etched into the stars. This is the message being sent to our children. The Hunger Games has been recruiting youth into its cult, and seems to be on some sort of intense mission to destroy all that is good in America. When this film is released in theaters, I implore you to avoid it at all costs. When you go to your local Barnes and Noble to pick up the latest Glenn Beck book or the Christwire handbook, I suggest you take every copy of a Hunger Games book and flush them down the toilets in the store. The Hunger Games is extremely dangerous and must be stopped.
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Author: Christopher Christenson
Republican, American, Christian, Man, Carnivore, White, Hero, Genius, Brave. All words that adequately describe Christopher Christenson. At the ripe young age of 28, Christopher has been writing for Christwire for quite a while, when he isn't warding off the North Koreans from attacking or mentoring youth at his church. Because of his young age, he is able to connect with the young people whilst still charming our beloved elderly. Christopher is fascinated by the grotesque trends among youth and will stop at nothing to investigate. You can contact him on his website.
12:38 pm
Why are you all so stupid that you can’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality or think that for one second people enjoy participating in a fantasy setting?
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12:45 pm
Why are you such a coward?
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12:47 pm
Like I said, you might want to actually know what the words you say mean before you try to talk to people, you drunk bastard.
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4:21 pm
you know what’s cowardly? lying your way into a position of power. Am I right, minister?
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2:47 am
Dude, are you serious?? It a fantasy book. And if you crazy people hate this stuff so much why do you talk about it endlessly?? Seriously, it’s rediulous that you think that everything has a satanic meaning in it. You need to think about things differently. Also, if you are so stuck up about America being a free country why do you hate on everything but Christians? To tell you the truth, I am Christian, I do not go to church though. Now tell me, how to you freaks feel about MORMONS?!!? Dubstep rulez \m/ (-.-) \m/
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3:05 am
Mormonism is an idiotic cult started by a convicted conman.
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8:36 pm
Oh my god you have an IQ that is room temperate.
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5:17 pm
Oh, Ah-hahahahah … “difference between fantasy and reality”…Hahahahah! “think for one second people enjoy participating in a fantasy setting” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You crack me up, Lil’ Nut!
Gracious sakes, you are ate up with the smell of your ownself. How many role playing games do you own, Lil’Nut?
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5:26 pm
Playing a video game or just any game dosen’t mean you don’t know the difference between reality and fantasy…
Playing a video game right now, do I know it’s just fantasy? Well of course! I’m not an idiot who can’t tell the difference between reality and fantasy
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5:39 pm
No replying to a comment made to another poster shows a firm grip on reality and events as they unfold. Mea Culpa.
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5:48 pm
Just helping LN out since it looks like he’s not online right now.
Even so, how does me comment show I don’t have grip on reality?
(Here’s a hint: it dosen’t.)
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7:03 pm
I see your snarky comment and raise you a ‘wasn’t talking to you’
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7:19 pm
Well you’re talking to me now
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8:47 pm
I’m typing on the computer, not talking. Do you hear voices? How evidentuary – of the fact you have no grip on reality!
Point, game, match.
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9:25 pm
Don’t call game yet since you haven’t won anything
No, I don’t hear voices, but we are having a conversation.
Besides you’re the one who said “‘wasn’t talking to you’”. You used the word talking instead of replying just as you’re getting in me now for.
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9:30 pm
You assume I’m not smart enough to test someone for mental clarity. Tell that one to Mother Beecham, had her locked up for an involuntary mental assessment in a wink. She not caused any problems since.
I tested you, you failed.
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9:33 pm
Bitcham has a superiority complex much like her fellow cult members, apparently, if she can’t bother following her own logic for more than two seconds.
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9:44 pm
@L.N. her ego seems to consume her more than anyone else though…To the point where she’s a hypocrite.
@Blanche. That wasn’t a test, you slipped up and just afraid to hurt your ego by admitting. You don’t have the ability to test someones mental stability, especially over the Internet.
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9:56 pm
Failure to Recognize Reality and Failure
ABILITY UNLOCKED
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10:05 pm
Zing! You got them there, Blanche. Nice one.
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10:17 pm
Zing? That wasn’t a good one and she sure as hell didn’t get either of us.
I can tell the difference between reality and fantasy, it isn’t hard at all to so
There was no failure because there was no test. You slipped up and just won’t admit it.
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10:18 pm
Bitcham, it helps to actually have won or had a point in the first place instead of just saying that others have failed. You call Ouroboros out on the technicalities of typing versus speech when you yourself were guilty of the exact same thing, and then failed to realize it.
Then again, you’re nothing but a Christian Conservative woman, so it’s no surprise that your brain can’t comprehend something that’s more difficult than cooking recipes.
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10:23 pm
LN, you a such a misogynist. Why aren’t you hanging out at one of those “men’s rights” slimepits instead?
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10:24 pm
BB “owned this thread” as the kids would say.
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9:43 am
Hey August, in order for Blanche to have “owned” us, she would need to do something that counts as beating us…She has yet to do so…She is far from “owning” us
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10:02 am
Rottenburoughs, You want Blanche to beat you?
There will be none of that smut on Christwire. Take your creepy fantasies to Craigslist.
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10:35 am
Why must you guys assume we mean thing sexually?
I was meaning she hasn’t won anything. “beat” being used as when someone wins…Not as the physical act.
Perhaps it is your mind that you should take out of the gutter.
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8:12 pm
Nah, I just report on the stories. My Korean grabs info for me using public means. Most of the site is far more lenient than me (for good reason). It would be bad for me to have ban power. I’d cut everyone but me.
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8:49 pm
BB couldn’t beat anyone, her fragile cooking hands are nowhere near the durability to withstand impact.
hey Blanche? ever tried punching a brick wall?
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8:52 pm
Safe to assume you’re masochistic 4pricot?
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9:19 pm
you would be dead on, Ouroboros
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9:25 pm
By the way, i didn’t catch that from above comment by itself. I’ve been noticing it bit by bit from some of your comments. Just decided to ask now.
Nice to meet a fellow masochist…Err, prior masochist on my part…Close enough I guess.
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9:31 pm
nice to formally meet you!, it’s Thiefenz btw
4pr1c0t is my artist tag. I am very soon gonna be posting some artwork, not here obviously
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9:40 pm
So do I call you thiefenz or 4pricot?
You’re an artist? That’s cool…I can’t draw anything…
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9:45 pm
Apricot, I’ve been seriously drawing for a good 2 months now. finally got my lines looking clean.
I’m also looking into composing music and animation.
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9:50 pm
Every time I look like I have the drawing ability of a three year old…
I do have some skill in animation, mostly animating sprites though…Haven’t done any animating in awhile though because I desperately need a newer version of photoshop…
I’d love to see some of your work when it’s up.
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9:59 pm
depending on how lazy I am, it will be within 5 days or five weeks
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10:09 pm
Nice time frame lol…
When you have the art up, tell OddAtheist(He tells me you and him talk often) and he’ll tell me.
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8:19 am
actually, I haven’t seen him for a long time. he doesn’t appear to be on steam anymore or this site: the only two places I’ve been in contact with him.
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7:26 pm
I’m currently playing Skyrim the only way I know how! Murdering everything that moves.
It’s CUT TEIM! lalalalalalalala
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3:44 am
GODDAMNMOTHERFUCKINGWHORE, ANSWER the question..SPIT or SWALLOW, You old carp smelling cunt licker??
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8:41 pm
You are such a stupid cunt bag. Seriously, go jump. You don’t deserve to live on this earth. You dumbasses will probably and up killing us all. If the zombie apocalypse happens I will personally hunt you down and bash your brains in with a police baton. Can’t wait for that day.
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1:17 pm
I love how this poorly written post American socialist society seems to have no access to guns and relies on bows and arrows as the picture seems to show. Even when these hippies try to demonize hard work, hunting, and competition they can’t help but project themselves as the savage Indian warrior.
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2:05 pm
There are guns but the people (citizens) are not allowed to have them. Only the peacemakers can carry guns.
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4:22 pm
I would hate to live like that. I will never entrust my, nor my friends’ lives in the hands of another.
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1:59 pm
My wife and boys want to see this movie. I am not sure if I will let them.
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3:49 am
Auggie…While yhey are at the movie you can put the moves on your slutty little fuck face daughter…It’s a WIN, WIN!!
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5:59 pm
Are we really going to allow this “visitor” to continue. He is an embarrassment to us all.
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6:01 pm
I disagree with you on many things, but not this. Harley should definitely be banned or something.
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6:19 pm
LN you only defend him because you are the only one who acts just as low as he does. You are probably him.
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6:21 pm
August, learn to read.
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6:23 pm
I know, I hit the wrong “reply” button. I have done it before and will do it again.
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6:28 pm
You didn’t even read my reply in the first place. I can actually excuse talking to the wrong person, the site’s comment system is fucked up, but you didn’t even bother reading my reply all the way through.
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6:32 pm
I did read your comment through twice. Upon the third time I do see what you mean. Thank you and I apologize.
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7:06 pm
I accept and appreciate the apology.
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4:22 am
The ridiculousness of this site does not warrant serious discussion, only insults!!
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8:37 am
Harley Farley, if you had at least two brain cells to rub together, you might actually think of something clever to say rather than lumber about with capslock stuck on
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6:07 pm
I thought I had addressed this bit before, but apparently not. In relation to the claim that a member of the KKK said something that I agree with, I say that every so often someone can say something that even their opponents can agree with, and this is partially proven because I’ve actually agreed on a couple of things that someone from Cultwire had said, namely Mike.
This, is another one of those instances. Instead of delving to that level of maturity whenever you all are acting in a similar manner, Harley is constantly acting like that. Either he actually puts up an intellectual challenge once in awhile, or he leaves in one way or another.
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4:14 am
Free speech motherfucker…You christians are all about that….RIGHT??
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2:13 pm
The Hunger Games is written in first person perspective and introduces sixteen-year-old Katniss Everdeen, who lives in a POST-APOCALYPTIC world in the country of Panem where the countries of North America ONCE EXISTED. The Capitol, a highly advanced metropolis, holds absolute power over the rest of the nation. The Hunger Games are an annual event in which one BOY and one GIRL aged 12 to 18 from each of the 12 districts surrounding the Capitol are selected by LOTTERY to compete in a televised battle in which only one person can survive.
AKA Battle Royale.
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2:15 pm
Fuck you and your stupidity Christopher.
The third book is Mockingjay, not Mockingbird.
Katniss dosen’t live in a hippie community, she lives in a city of coal miners. Coal being the big export from her city…
Her name is Primrose, not Rimrose. She was named after a flower (look it up)
During the game itself, shes not at risk at falling for the other guys because at that point her main concern is staying te fuck ALIVE.
Not really a children’s book, more older teens.
The reason women are allowed in the Hunger Games is because they dont care who’s in the games, they just draw names and if your name comes up, well too bad.
This book does portray any of the messages you seem to think they do.
Her father didn’t die of wimpiness, he died in a coal mine explosion.
President Snow isnt Republican (The idea of political parties dosen’t exist in the books) He is pretty much just a dictator by te end who’s willing to do even the cruelest of things to get what he wants.
Did you seriously try to compare these to MLP when there’s no way to? Dumbass.
Again, fuck you and your stupidity.
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2:18 pm
And to add;
I have a feeling if the main character was a guy that you wouldn’t be bitching about this.
Sorta like
Girl main character= socialist, feminist image or something
Guy man character=Just a guy tryin to survive
You just dot like female main characters huh?
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11:43 pm
Oh no. Totally. Or even if it was Peeta that saved both their lives, and made Katniss seem weak, no one would be bitching about it. But because Katniss is the reason both of their silly asses are alive, everyone is all ‘OH FEMINISM, FEMALE EMPOWERMENT OOH!’ like it’s supposed to be a bad thing.
I have two sisters. We know how to jump start a car, gut a deer, shoot, survive in the forest, and defend ourselves, because my dad knows that the world is NOT A NICE PLACE. Before I left for college he made sure I had a pocket knife that is not only easy to use but also carry-safe, and sharp as hell. It’s not because my dad wants me to be a ‘Feminist’ it’s because he wants to be sure that I can protect myself, but because woman are supposed to be weak, the idea is too radical.
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2:16 pm
“hippie commune in a post-partisan America, full of bleakness and lies.”
It’s not a hippie commune. It is district 12 who’s main job is to mine coal. And not, it’s not post-partisan. It’s America or really the world years later.
“Katniss’s sister, Rimrose, whose name is a reference to rim jobs”
Her sister is named “Primrose”, named after the plant primrose. It is no reference to rim jobs.
“Katniss decides that Rimrose is too delicate for the challenge, and takes her place. Occasionally Katniss is at risk of succumbing to the alluring young men she competes against, but her intimidating gender nonconformity leads her to reject her role as a woman. It is suggested by her actions that she has transvestite tendencies,”
No, it wasn’t that PRImrose was too delicate, it was that she didn’t want her sister to die in the Hunger Games. And the rest of what you said here made no sense at all.
“why women are even allowed to compete in this when there are clearly more suitable things for them to do,”
Women, or girls because it’s ages 12-18 have to do this because the Capitol says so. 1 boy, 1 girl. And the rest of that is very sexist.
“Katniss was raised by a single mother because her father died of wimpiness.”
Her father died in a explosion. Not from “wimpiness”, which isn’t even a word.
And the rest of the article is bullcrap and so is the graph.
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4:25 pm
is that what the Hunger games are? why isn’t my name drawn? fighting for my very survival, it’s the only way to live.
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5:22 pm
These books remind me too much of the Doomsday Prepper movement. I had to read them for the Ladies Library Literary Censorship League. We successfully removed all copies in a three county area because it teaches children to defy authority and make moral decisions rather than be good citizens.
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5:29 pm
How does the Hunger Games relate to that?
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5:36 pm
Once you get into sixth grade you’ll learn about how to stand in line and take turns without being roped together as a class, EC.
I don’t want to give aways any spoilers but at the end of the games, Katniss defies her government and is a traitor. She makes the moral decision to be a blood libler rather than doing what she is told. This is dangerous stuff.
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5:54 pm
I’ve read all three books mind you. It’s nothing dangerous. I understand her motives of what she did (not spoiling it for anyone).
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6:58 pm
“Katniss defies her government and is a traitor”
So, if you lived in a dictatorship, you wouldn’t want to kill the man forcing your children to kill each other?
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7:18 pm
That would depend. If the “dictatorship” was a God-ordained Christian theocracy and the kids had been bad-mouthing their parents, that would be fine.
The Bible says that mouthy kids must be put to death. You would know that if you actually read it.
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7:24 pm
If you read the hunger games, you would know that they didn’t back talk to their parents. I never read the bible because fiction is better. Oh wait, the bible is fiction.
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7:25 pm
Blasphemer.
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7:32 pm
I don’t believe in god, so I don’t care. The bible isn’t fact. There is no proof that god exists. Jesus and other famous biblical figures ( Moses, Abraham, Joseph etc.) may have been crazy for all we know.
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7:43 pm
What makes you think that Jesus, Abraham, Moses and Joseph ever existed?
There is no evidence that any of them ever did outside of Christian/Jewish scripture. Not a bit of it.
You demand evidence for some things but ignore the glaring lack of it for others.
Is this:
a) simple ignorance
b) muddled thinking
c) double standards
d) all of the above?
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8:46 pm
Wouldn’t saying that there is no proof that they existed be considered blasphemy since Jesus is supposedly the son of god, and your saying he didn’t exist?
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9:32 pm
Come on, Herbert. Are you really that obtuse?
I am not saying that Jesus did not exist; I am saying that there is no evidence that he existed outside of Christian scripture.
Can you grasp the distinction?
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10:41 pm
But then saying that there was no evidence outside of scripture was just a pointless statement. Maybe the people that wrote the bible just edited it to make it seem what they said made sense. If they existed, they could have just been maniacs
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5:45 am
“saying that there was no evidence outside of scripture was just a pointless statement”
No, it’s not. Far fucking from it.
Given that much of the world — and now most of it — has been under the heel of Christianity and Islam for a millennium or more, I can’t think of a point that’s more important.
“If they existed, they could have just been maniacs”
You want pointless? You got it right there. That statement is entirely pointless conjecture unless you can prove that Jesus, Abraham, Moses and the rest of them existed in the first fucking place. Can you?
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9:37 am
“You want pointless? You got it right there. That statement is entirely pointless conjecture unless you can prove that Jesus, Abraham, Moses and the rest of them existed in the first fucking place. Can you?”
I don’t need to prove they exist. Nobody here was around during that time, so nobody can prove they existed. Maybe the person that wrote the bible said something along the lines of “Hey, I’m gonna write a long book about this one god, and people doing what he wants us to do, and see if people are stupid enough to believe it.”
“saying that there was no evidence outside of scripture was just a pointless statement” (My comment)
No, it’s not. Far fucking from it.
Given that much of the world — and now most of it — has been under the heel of Christianity and Islam for a millennium or more, I can’t think of a point that’s more important.”
It was a pointless statement, since as you said, most of the world is under the heel of Christianity and Islam for a millennium or more, than that means most people should believe they existed. I’m thinking outside the box by agreeing with most of the world saying they existed, but also saying that Jesus and the others could have been crazy.
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8:45 pm
I read the bible, it says no such thing. mouthy kids are put to deaf.
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5:30 pm
“…it teaches children to defy authority and make moral decisions rather than be good citizens.”
“…and make moral decisions…”
Wait, are you saying its bad to make moral decisions?
Wouldn’t you defy authority if the government all the sudden decreed “Hey, every year were going to throw a bunch a children in an arena and just watch them kill each other”?
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5:37 pm
We called that the draft, darling, stop being unpatriotic.
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5:39 pm
There’s a major difference between “we need men for war” and “were going to watch your children kill each other for entertainment”
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5:56 pm
How is it a draft? They only do this to make all the districts fear the capitol. To show them they have all the power and that the people can’t do anything. It’s not a draft.
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3:54 am
GODDAMNFUCKINGSLUT…ANSWER the QUESTION….Spit or SWALLOW?? Also, do you like cocks or dildos up your SHIT PIPE??
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7:35 am
Are you ever going to get laid, you miserable little cretin?
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8:33 am
I prefer letting your sister lick my scrotum!!
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10:44 am
even I can’t stand this guy
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10:48 am
Agreed…
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11:03 am
I give this site more respect than it deserves and will continue to fuck with anyone stupid enough to believe this shit is serious…….BABA BOOEY too you mental giants!!
Blanche…Spit or SWALLOW??
Auggie…Does your daughter yell OH GOD, OH GOD, FUCK ME HARDER DADDY??
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11:06 am
You just can not handle the truth because your a bunch of programed, brain washed sheep…and I just get a big kick out of pointing out the obvious…YOU ARE ALL AS STUPID AS SHEEP and the only Christian brotherly love you have is for each other’s ASSHOLE……I’m betting that you FUCKTARDS keep KY Jelly in business…FUCKING HYPOCRITES!
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You filthy hypocrite, you always speak about making “moral decisions” that really aren’t moral at all, and then you say “remove all copies because it teaches children to defy authority and make moral decisions rather than to be good citizens”.
im a very good citizen. I obey the laws of my land. but that is because the laws of my land (canada) are reasonable and 99% of them are good. If my land was a dictatorship (like panem, NOT AMERICA) in the book, then i would fight for my freedom. if you wouldn’t do the same then your a skinhead the government’s bitch
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6:12 pm
Thanks for this article, Christopher. I had seen the posters and wondered what it was all about. Rest assured I shall be avoiding this anti-American propaganda like the plague.
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How is this anti-American propaganda? They are protesting a government that forces their children to kill each other. The right to protest is the 1st Amendment.
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7:15 pm
How is it not anti-American propaganda?
It’s encouraging children to commit treason and murder by taking up arms against the government of the United States.
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7:21 pm
And if you’re really in favour of having child soldiers fight a civil war maybe you should move to Uganda and hook up with Joseph Kony.
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7:25 pm
By the time of book 3 she’s not a child so I don’t see where you are getting the idea that children are fighting a civil war.
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7:27 pm
“I don’t see where you are getting the idea that children are fighting a civil war.”
Then why is everyone complaining about the evil dictatorship forcing children to fight? Make up your mind!
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7:29 pm
When did I ever say I was in favor of children fighting in a civil war. The civil war is the 3rd book. This movie is on the 1st book. This isn’t a civil war, this is a dictatorship govt. forcing children to kill each other so the oppressed cities would never try to rebel. If you continued with what I posted, you would see that I said they are protesting the govt. which is the 1st amendment, and because of the founding fathers, that is ok. By saying going against the govt. is un-american, you are being un-american because you are going against the 1st amendment.
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7:39 pm
So this evil dictatorship you so despise has retained the first amendment? That’s awfully progressive of them!
If I am un-American, it’s probably because I am not an American. Why do you have such an America-centric view of the world?
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8:01 pm
“Then why is everyone complaining about the evil dictatorship forcing children to fight? Make up your mind!”
You said a CIVIL WAR. You said that which there is none. The capitol is making kids fight to the death for their entertainment and to show the rest of the country they control all.
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8:16 pm
Why don’t you check that with Herb? He just explained that there’s a civil war in the books.
Typical. You don’t even bother to read the comments before rushing to post your own comments on something you clearly know nothing about.
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8:34 pm
It was you that said there was a Civil war first. And aren’t we talking about the movie? Not book 3. Herbert explained it well that the was is in book 3 (sorry for spoiling). This whole topic is about the movie. Not book 3 and what happens in it.
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8:40 pm
It’s a bit late to start apologising for spoilers now.
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7:21 pm
Yes this government or what the book calls Capitol, forces each district to sends in 2 kids to fight to death. Why wouldn’t anyone not want to take up arms against them? Also, America has nothing to do with it. It’s just the land.
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7:25 pm
As thinly veiled as this anti-American agitprop is, its peddlers might need to start veiling their intent even more thinly if you can’t see it.
Then again, you are one of the dimmer bulbs around.
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7:35 pm
it’s called rebellion, it tends to happen when the people have had enough tyranny or in America’s case, stupidity and policing.
damned laws: always getting in my way. so what if I want to run through the highway at 90 mph!? if someone wants to break into my house and tries to steal what little I own, he shouldn’t have the right to sue me just because I may have given him a “warning” shot in both his kneecaps.
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7:10 pm
i laughed SOOOOOOOO hard. this isn’t at all what the hunger games is about, president snow is a human trafficking sleaze bag who forces the district people to kill each other. its amazing how extremist you are.
ps. the name is PRIMROSE, not rimrose. primrose is the name of a flower, you skinhead rednecks
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9:59 pm
I’m avoiding the movie simply because movie adaptions to books hardly ever do it right.
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9:41 am
I agree, but this movie actually looks kind of good for a book adaptation.
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10:00 am
You still haven’t answered any of my questions. Why am I not surprised? Just carry on talking about movies and avoiding all the difficult issues.
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2:58 pm
I might check it out if I hear positive feedback. tbh I want to take my friend since he’s read all the books. if the plot is as I see in the comments, I really should read the books as well.
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11:45 pm
Me and my mom went to go see it today and it’s PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME.
Almost teared up twice. My mom can’t stop talking about it now and she wants to read the books, and Jennifer Lawrence is just a downright bad ass.
(Also, I got to see the Prometheus Trailer for the first time on the big screen and I practically melted in my seat into a stupid pile of Alien-related goo)
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5:40 am
OH no they are moving from MS paint and using 3D!!!!
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5:49 am
I see you still have nothing cogent to say.
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8:37 am
Your sister likes it when I cum all over her tits, face and hair!!
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9:40 am
I don’t have a sister, you imbecile.
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10:17 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHy3ZhY9VKs
secrets and lies.
you can’t lock her away forever
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10:58 am
I’m sorry…That must have been your MOMMY!!
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11:08 am
C Cocksuckers
H Having
R Rear
I Induction
S Sex
T Together
W While
I Intestinal
R Residue
E Erupts
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11:17 am
you are a legend
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5:49 pm
a legendary fail
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7:34 pm
which side are you on?
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7:52 pm
So there has to be sides on everything? It’s us or them?
You are a partisan gridlock pansy.
Thank you 4pr1c0t, Harley’s time to be gone is well overdue.
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8:09 pm
Wait August, if you have the admin rights to see our info wouldn’t you have the ability to ban people as well?
I agree with 4Pricot and Christwire on this..Harley is annoying…
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8:14 pm
Nah, I just report on the stories. My Korean grabs info for me using public means. Most of the site is far more lenient than me (for good reason). It would be bad for me to have ban power. I’d cut everyone but me.
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8:33 pm
I’m supposed to choose sides?
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8:48 pm
Ah, I understand August.
I’m just surprised the Christwirw higher-ups haven’t laid down the ban-hammer on him yet
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1:21 pm
Auggie…Nothing I post is any more outrageous than your bullsit stories!! GFYS and YD!!
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1:26 pm
And yet you choose to read them.
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1:41 pm
I read one once upon a time….Now I don’t even bother since I’m allergic to CRAP!! You Sir are the Minister of BULLSHIT, LIES & PROPAGANDA!! You see, I understand that this site is outrageous so you can get people worked up and get hits…. More hits = more ad money. The thicker you spread on the bullshit the more bullshit I toss back!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER, DICK LIPS!!
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2:15 pm
At least TRY to be interesting, Harley Farley. spouting random insults and keeping capslock turned on isn’t doing anything for your character.
you sound like a retarded CoD kid. wait, that was redundant.
you sound like a CoD kid
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11:32 am
ummmmmmm, first of all, joseph pony fled uganda in 2006 after the LORDS resistance army was defeated. he then fled to south sudan, where he was again defeated in 2008, and has since taken to attacking small villages in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and in the Central African Republic.
Secondly, america has fallen, and now PANEM is the name of the nation in the book. america will fall eventually, like greece and rome and ISRAEL. its a post american society, and the capitol is evil, making them kill each other. and president snow encourages human trafficking, murder, and mass hangings over little things like singing a song.
you could argue that the book is all about what it means to live in a democratic society, and the human longing for democracy. the three most important points of democracy:
3. the government works for the people, not the other way around
2. the freedom to do whatever you want, as long as it is not harmful to other people (westboro baptist church would be a good example of “being harmful to other people”)
1. THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE
since president snow doesn’t follow any of these basic necessities of a government, then he deserves, in the name of human rights, to be overthrown by the people longing for freedom.
so yes, president snow is a PERFECT example of an ideal republican. he’s a dirty deceitful, dirty, human trafficking skinhead scumbag who will does incredibly immoral things just to hold on to power. the only difference between him and a typical republican is that a typical republican uses a book with mythological bullshit to justify his actions, while president snow keeps the people ignorant, like a sharia leader
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3:20 pm
that’s rather extremist.
good thing I don’t align myself with any political faction. I’m for what needs done now.
and right now STOP MAKING MORE FUCKING RULES FOR ME TO FOLLOW
Necessary Pinkamena image
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3:25 pm
“Necessary Pinkamena image”
Is there such a thing as an unecessary Pinkamena image?
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5:10 pm
no, there isn’t.
I understand your pain, Pinkamena. But your envy has turned to hate, why can’t you just be happy?
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5:12 pm
I’d give good money if any of you could learn how to properly post an image.
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5:17 pm
That’s why I prefer to just post links to pictures…so much simpler.
Resizing isn’t that much an issue though
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5:49 pm
August, have you never heard of ‘right click, View Image’? And the fact is that the site sucks ass when it comes to picture posting, not allowing images to go past that stupid white border along the right and blowing images up to a point where something gets cut off.
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besides, if I resize the image, you’ll miss all the pretty details
http://e621.net/data/1c/9d/1c9d43209df6c133d8a2ec8e9f3eae05.png?1314348811
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L.N. “right click, View Image” does not work on Apple computers, Opera, Internet explorer, most phones, ipads, or android tablets.
If someone wants to post a giant pic, link to it.
And maybe the sdoesn’ten’t mishandle images, maybedoesn’tsent want giant images posted.
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7:12 pm
he has a point there. alright 80% of my images are now hyperlinks
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5:17 pm
Nice pic….If your a limp risted FAG boy or a little SISSY!!
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6:29 pm
She’s my crazy little schizophrenic.
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3:50 pm
“1. THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE”
Is not in the US Constitution.
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4:24 pm
It’s in the First Amendment, stupid.
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4:32 pm
Nope. It is not.
I am reading it now.
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4:35 pm
Are you sure you aren’t reading the Insane Christians Guide to Taking Over the World?
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4:39 pm
“It’s in the First Amendment, stupid.”
Go check…..
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4:52 pm
I did, that’s how I found out about it.
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4:57 pm
its not there. Never has been, never will.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
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5:06 pm
Do you not understand that the idea of the separation of the church and state is to prevent the church from enforcing it’s beliefs as laws? Yes, there is the fact that it’s also preventing the government from forcefully shutting down a religion or anything similar to that, but it’s a two-way street. You can practice your religion or your hatred thanks to several freedoms, and there’s jack-all that the government can do about it, but should you hold a position of power in the government, you can not and should not use your religion to lead you to do the things you do while in office.
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5:56 pm
Still… Not in the constitution.
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6:01 pm
It is. Maybe if you got your head out of your ass, you’d see it’s apart of the First Amendment.
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6:10 pm
where? It is not in the first amendment.
It says:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
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6:13 pm
It’s not my fault that you’re too stupid to read or understand that it’s there and right in front of you.
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6:17 pm
No you are just trying to makes stuff up to get a rise.
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8:13 pm
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion. Key word is respecting.
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4:35 pm
From the Smithsonian:
Because of the very common usage of the “separation of church and state phrase,” most people incorrectly think the phrase is in the constitution. The phrase “wall of separation between the church and the state” was originally coined by Thomas Jefferson in a letter to the Danbury Baptists on January 1, 1802. His purpose in this letter was to assuage the fears of the Danbury, Connecticut Baptists, and so he told them that this wall had been erected to protect them. The metaphor was used exclusively to keep the state out of the church’s business, not to keep the church out of the state’s business.
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4:38 pm
It’s still apart of the First Amendment, and either way it means that the two should never directly try to affect one another.
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4:41 pm
No, it’s not, your ignorance has been exposed to a fuller extent and now you are digging a hole of shame for yourself. Deeper… And Deeper….
There is a clause in there and it protects religion from govt. not the other way around.
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4:55 pm
So what you’re saying is that you’re more than happy to use the government to strong arm people into following your religion, that you’d actually make it a crime to not be Christian, that you have absolutely no qualms with the church invading the privacy of the homes of citizens and dictate their thoughts?
And in case that was too much reading for you, you’re in favor of a dictatorship?
Oh, and here’s this bit:
“Justice Hugo Black adopted Jefferson’s words in the voice of the Court, and concluded that “government must be neutral among religions and nonreligion: it cannot promote, endorse, or fund religion or religious institutions.” The Court has affirmed it often, with majority, but not unanimous, support.”
I even double checked where my source found it’s information, and can conclude that it is indeed an appropriate summary. So, yeah, church and state should never sleep together in the same bed, and I’m just hoping that you’re at least sober or intelligent enough to realize what I mean by that.
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5:03 pm
Thats your opnion, but it is not in the constitution. ANd never did IThat’s your opinion, but it is not in the constitution.
And yes, I agree completely with Justice Black. Are you a fan of his? Most people don’t like him because he was openly active in the KKK in Alabama.
But his was only an opinion, still not in the constitution.
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5:06 pm
My phone messed up the first part…Must have hit copy/paste
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5:07 pm
Well, it’s your opinion that the church can do whatever the hell it wants to the state, but that isn’t going to make it true.
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5:11 pm
At least I am not pretending to know what is in the constitution.
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5:47 pm
You’re twisting the words around that are in it and ignoring anything you don’t agree with. You do the same thing with the constitution that you do with the bible; you only uphold whatever’s convenient for you at the time.
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5:57 pm
You are the one adding stuff thats not there. I am only posting what is literally there.
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5:58 pm
August, your stupidity never ceases to amuse and astound me.
http://www.freedomforum.org/templates/document.asp?documentid=3924
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6:07 pm
Herbert, please try to catch up. What you just linked to is what I have been saying this entire time.
Separation of church and state is not in there.
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5:29 pm
ummmm, yes, it is. it is stated in the first amendment “no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States”. oh, and more than half of the founding fathers were either freemason (ex. George Washington), or atheist (ex. Thomas Jefferson)
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6:45 pm
http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-cants-stop-the-bronies.jpg
SO TRUE
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6:56 pm
Well of course, those poniphilic manchildren have no social awareness. While we see your kind as sick people who want to fornicate with underage horses you see it as perfectly normal.
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7:05 pm
“sick people who want to fornicate with underage horses ”
That isn’t what a Brony is though…Not even close.
We aren’t “ponyphiles” or whatever you persist on calling us.
“you see it as perfectly normal”
We dont see it as normal. Any Brony will agree with you that people who have sex with horses are sick freaks.
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7:17 pm
exactly, bestiality is wrong.
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/256/8/0/lintsalot_cupcakes_version_by_littlepirate-d49srbd.png
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7:12 pm
I thought this movie was about super models?
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7:27 pm
I…um….okay that was funny.
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8:10 pm
Yeah, yeah I lol’d
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8:16 pm
Agreed. Good times….
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9:28 pm
Nice to see us come together for a bit of humor.
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8:41 pm
no, it’s about cupcakes
http://fim.413chan.net/oatmeal/src/132158675693-Pinkamena_Knife_wide.png
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1:29 pm
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that!!
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2:17 pm
everything is about cupcakes.
we all have a number
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5:21 pm
I think we all have your NUMBER……
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6:15 pm
http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/055/2/1/cupcakes__page_thirty_two_by_pinkanon-d4qs708.jpg
you need to understand the rules of the game: tis Pinkamena that has your number.
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7:55 pm
Just piss off. You don’t know anything about this book series, although you made fewer mistakes with names than you usually do. This entire thing is utter bull shit.
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9:31 pm
Great another movie series to suck in all the white girls for a month, and am not getting any a$$ until May.
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9:52 pm
wow, mn, you find yet another was to turn more people against black people. i support martin luther(on civil rights), and i support rosa parks, and equal rights, but what you just said there was completely rude to everybody
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8:29 am
I don’t discriminate. I hate everyone equally.
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5:32 pm
Back at you ROTTEN FRUIT (Get the pun), you are attracting fruit flies to this holiest of websites!!
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6:17 pm
I’m so glad I got your attention. So you view me as a threat?
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6:10 am
Here’s a good rule of thumb, the KJV Bible or the Chris†Wire Handbook. If the book you’re reading is not one of those two, you risk eternal damnation in hell.
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8:27 am
King James has so many misinterpretations.
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/259/0/9/miss_pinkamena_by_master_fighter-d4a10pd.png
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1:47 pm
See you there Uncle Pen and you better be running!!
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6:27 pm
Nice avatar. I think I have that image, actually.
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3:35 am
Thanks, FRUIT BOY!!
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1:02 pm
Wow this is why I hate this site. You asked people what it taught them and they said slaughter is bad unless your a fetus. The hunger games is a story about a girls fight for survival to get home no matter what. Nowhere in the movie does it teach communism. You must be deist if you a say feminism is bad and women can be better fighters. If you don’t know that then you are a sexist. I hate this site skyrim doesn’t teach your kids to be gay or a necromancer this site uses their opinion as a fact and if you own a Xbox or ps3 your not burning in hell. If you disagree wit.h me I will happily argue it out with you. Goodbye
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Cassidy Pen
March 23, 2012
6:10 am
Here’s a good rule of thumb, the KJV Bible or the Chris†Wire Handbook. If the book you’re reading is not one of those two, you risk eternal damnation in hell.
So ive read all the books in the “Song Of Ice And Fire” series and all of the “spooks” books. But ive also read the rubbish that you call “The christwire handbook” so….. am i going to burn in hell? No. Yes. You decide. Noone cares what you think and you should just take down this website. And your review on minecraft? BOLLOX!
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10:47 pm
Ok what the heck is this? Did you even READ the books? You know what I’m gonna read the books right now just because you don’t want me to. How’s that for teenage rebellion dumbass?
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