The Iraqi Crack Down On Emosexuals
For months now I have been telling the world about the dangers of the emosexual menace to society. Emosexuals are teens that dress in black and wear lots of metal jewelry. They embrace death and Satanism by cross dressing, wearing skulls and faking scars on their bodies.
Unfortunately America has not listened to my warnings but several other countries have listened to my warnings. Most famously Russia in November decided to crack down on emosexuals in their country.
But now Iraq has stepped up and decided to forcefully rid their nation or emosexuals. Recently the nation brutally cracked down on emosexuals, and rounded some up and stoned them to death. This is after the Interior Ministry issued a statement calling emosexualism “devil worshiping”. Iraq’s Moral Police then released a statement on the interior ministry’s website condemning the “emo phenomenon” among Iraqi youth, and declared its intent to “eliminate” the trend.
“The ‘Emo phenomenon’ or devil worshiping is being followed by the Moral Police who have the approval to eliminate [the phenomenon] as soon as possible since it’s detrimentally affecting the society and becoming a danger, They wear strange, tight clothes that have pictures on them such as skulls and use stationary that are shaped as skulls. They also wear rings on their noses and tongues, and do other strange activities”.
<img src=” http://i.imgur.com/TSuRJ.jpg” alt=”" align=left /> Iraq’s moral police was granted approval by the Ministry of Education to enter Baghdad schools and pinpoint students with such appearances. Days later a group of armed men led groups of teenagers to secluded areas, stoned them to death, and then disposed their bodies in garbage dumpsters across the capital, according to activists.
First they throw concrete blocks at the boy’s arms, then at his legs, then the final blow is to his head, and if he is not dead then, they start all over again,” one person who managed to escape told Al-Akhbar.
The exact death toll remains unclear, but Hana al-Bayaty of Brussels Tribunal, said the current figure ranges “between 90 and 100.”
Shia Militants in neighborhoods where the stonings took place, circulated lists yesterday naming more youths targeted to be killed if they do not change the way they dress.
Colonel Mushtaq Taleb al-Mahemdawi said:
”The Emo Phenomenon was discovered a while back by members of our force in Baghdad. A report has been made and given to the Ministry of Interior to receive an approval to carry on with the investigation and to know how to eliminate the phenomenon.”
“The Ministry of Interior took this situation very seriously and received an approval from the Ministry of Education to set a plan under my full supervision and to allow us to enter schools in the capital. There are some cases of the spread of this phenomenon specifically among schools in Baghdad, but we are facing great difficulty in the lack of women on the force who would allow us to carry the investigation more accurately since the phenomenon is more popular among girls between the ages of 14 and 18.”
“They wear strange, tight clothes that have pictures on them such as skulls and use stationary that are shaped as skulls. They also wear rings on their noses and tongues, and do other strange activities.”
Many groups are up in arms condemning the stonings, but people have to realize that Iraq has to protect its culture and history. Although a bit excessive I commend them for actually doing something about this terrible attack against humanity. How long will it be before President Obama actually does something about the emosexual scourge in our own nation? Imagine what a better nation we would have if someone would have went into Andy Beersack’s high school and straightened him out.
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9:20 pm
Damn Granny, You cold wanting emo childrens to get murdered.
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9:48 pm
For once the terrorists are ahead of us. Great reporting Susan.
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9:49 pm
I think you people lack a understanding of atheism so let me clarify.
In our society the human psyche has (in my opinion) 3 primary levels. The first level is apparent joviality, jokes, hobbies, fun things. The second level however is sadness, the drudgery of everyday life, work, family, all that. And there is also sadness in bad things you see happening, wars, human rights violations, racism, murder. However under that there is a third level, inner happiness, the kind you can only get from deeper things, like helping others. This is where atheism and theism split off, theism tries to bring meaning to this third layer with religion, faith in something greater, and hope of an afterlife. Atheism however brings meaning through the things that are all around us, primarily this has to do with human connection, friends, family, helping others, for atheists the thing greater than ourselves is not god, but the community. For atheists (and potentially buddhists) the way to find meaning is by believing in your self and others, by making other people happy, by living a life that is good for the world and yourself. This is part of the reason I am a brony, all the ethical values brought up in MLP breach the second layer of the psyche and show that helping others and friendship is the right thing to do, and that counteracts the bad things in the world. So as you can see atheism is just my way of trying to be in the 3d layer of the psyche, I believe (and many atheists share this sentiment) that the meaning of life and happiness is not god, but other people. Dont be focused on faith and things you dont know about, help the world, make everything around you better, and through that you can be happy without religion. If you need what I am trying to say to be given to you in song listen to this.
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9:54 pm
is there a way to condemn click this idiots comment multiple times?
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10:12 pm
Brother Chuck, I added a condemn click to the count!
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10:16 pm
You are so ignorant.
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10:10 pm
I can only make out two homogays in that screengrab, but I assume the one to the right is homogay as well? Why would you post such FILTH?
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10:16 pm
did you listen, no,
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5:36 am
No one will listen when half of your post is a ‘My Little Pony’ video. Think before you post, Mule.
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5:38 am
You might also consider breaking up your paragraphs some ..
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3:33 am
Too long, didn’t read.
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4:25 pm
I hope the liberals out there read this when they wonder if President Bush wasn’t righteous in destroying Saddam’s empire. These people are evil at their core, plain and simple. Sometimes I wonder if anyone would care if we nuked the Arabs off the planet.
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3:36 am
I was browsing a video game forum (BasilMarket), when I stumbled on a thread discussing what you’re talking about. The link said that not only Iran is targeting emos, but they’re also targeting gay people too. Also, their are fliers circulating that are warning citizens about the punishments for being gay or emo.
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