The Top Five Rock ‘N Roll Bands That Want To Steal Your Soul
By Mark E. Figs
Rock ‘n Roll is a secular form of music that has been warped into a messenger of Satan. Where Bill Haley and the Comets and Buddy Holly once sang innocent songs of opposite-sex relationships, new school artists such as Mumford and The Sons and Cage The Elephants have promoted a blend of unprotected sex, friendliness with gays and irresponsible gun ownership. Today I will be profiling the top five groups that seek to rape our youth and destroy our families.
5. Radiohead –
Bringing the traditional Occultism that is associated with British culture into the United States is an easy task for this decades old rock ‘n roll outfit. Radiohead has influenced thousands of young, Christian college students into forsaking God’s message in order to get addicted to “marijuana.”
In addition, the band’s albums and merchandise is full of Satanic imagery — the concept album “OK Computer” is about man’s reluctance to stop the influence of technology and pornography on society, and instead turn to drugs, thus becoming a “Paranoid Android.”
(Fresh of an injection of “Mexican Botox”, or “Heroin”)
Frontman Thom Yorke’s eye has become lazy due to years of injecting heroin into his face (hence the name “Radiohead”). This band preaches lax moral values and encourages our youth to “think for themselves” — an ironic message coming from a group of non-citizens who rely on illicit drug use in order to create music.
Even guitarist Jonny Greenwood has used his satanic influence to taint other mediums of entertainment; he composed the score for “Their Will Be Blood”, a film that mocks the holiness and sanctity of religion and strong family values.
Stay away from this band if you love Jesus.
4. The Arcade Fire –
(The Arcade Fire, moments after being informed that they have heterosexual fans)
A band that released an album mocking Christianity, 2007′s “Neon Bible” was an album that likened believers of Christ to flamboyant homosexuals and crime-comitting gays.
While this band should of been banned from the United States after releasing such a vile message of hatred, they instead went on to bask in the embrace of the secular mainstream, even winning a Grammy last year.
The victory proves that Christianity is constantly under attack and that slandering its name will not be met with punishment and condemnation, but rather accolades and praise.
The album in question is entitled “The Suburbs” and contains songs attacking God, promoting promiscuity and drug use and encouraging children to drop out of school and “speak in tongues.”
This is one fire I won’t be using for warmth.
3. Bruce Springsteen –
(Bruce in the midst of his public battle with constipation due to years of freebasing cocaine)
Bruce, or “The Boss” is 76 years old, but that doesn’t deter him from spreading his far-left socialist agenda through his “timeless” music.
Mockingly adorned in patriotic garb (often times Bruce will perform completly nude, sans an American flag draped over his geriatric shoulders) this man claims to identify with the working class of America — a class full of welfare-abusing, drug-using Hispanics and blacks.
Bruce has become quite outspoken as he slips into irrelevancy (and dementia) and in the past few years has made disgusting claims, such as supporting Barack Obama and apologizing for America’s behavior in the world theatre. While it’s unknown whether or not his fanbase truly supports him, or if they listen to him in an ironic way ( As gay homosexual hipsters often do) it is for certain that lending a willing ear to this man’s deranged rants will only blacken your heart.
2. The Black Keys –
(“We smoke marijuana pot and vote for liberal Democrats”)
Named after a sacred book in the Church of Satan that details the necessary evil deeds needed to “rule in Hell”, this satanic duo has emerged from the rust-covered Babylon that is Ohio, to spread their unique gospel of drug use and violence to the masses.
Their hit single “Tighten Up” depicts a man tying and suffocating a lover up until she can no longer breathe; a graphic description of drug-induced frenzy and murder. In addition, they have been gaining nationwide exposure, selling out concert arenas and appearing on the cover of “Rolling Stone”, a far-left, liberal magazine dedicated to hooking youths on marijuana and Barack Obama.
Their newest album, “El Camino” is named after a Mexican drug lord who declared a war on the United States in 1972. Literally translated, “El Camino” means “The Shark” — an apt name for a ruthless duo of violent, drug promoting, Blues-playing cretins.
1. Justin Bieber –
(A beacon of homosexuality; on the prowl for other fellow “Twinks”)
Justin Bieber is undoubtedly the most evil man in Rock ‘N Roll today. He is an androgynous “twink boi” engineered by negro performer Usher Raymond to effeminate strong-jawed, masculine males and drive woman into a wanton frenzy for “metrosexual” men.
None of this would be possible without Usher Raymond, and thus he deserves a portion of the blame for unleashing this sexually-ambiguous performer unto the world. (Usher recently released a song entitled “Climax” which describes, in detail, a night of passionate gay intercourse)
Bieber has a legion of mentally unstable fans who go so far as to carve his name into their bodies, a practice unseen since satanic metal band “Slayer” ruled the charts. In addition, his merchandise often costs outlandish prices, causing families to default on their mortgages just to buy a sweat shirt or pair of Bieber-brand sweat pants.
It is without hesitation that I crown Bieber with the title of “Evilest ‘Man’ in Rock ‘N Roll.”
His irresponsible use of his boyish good looks, combined with his charm has made this “man” into a modern day Pied-Piper, leading our children into a world of gay sex and hatred for their parents.
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I hope this article has opened your eyes unto the evil that has manifested in this world. Secular Rock bands want nothing more than to make plaster casts of the male penis and get young girls hooked on drugs and rampant sex. Continuing to listen to these bands will turn young boys into boys who date cross-dressers. These secular mainstream bands will corrupt the strong Christian foundation that valiant warriors such as Rick Santorum have worked so hard to build.
BOYCOTT THESE BANDS IN 2012. PLEASE SPREAD AWARENESS.
JESUS LOVES YOU, JOHN 3:16.
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Author: Mark E. Figs
Mark is an award-winning children's author, and Christian Conspiracy Theorist can be found on Facebook and Twitter -- (Mark E. Figs)
3:12 pm
You White People listen to some weird crap.
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3:17 pm
That first photo looks like my cousin’s counsin Ray Ray who got hooked on meth and tried to rob a 7/11 that had been shut down for two years. He peed himself and ended up running naked through downtown Dyersburg until an elderly church matron hit him with her Winnebago. The jerk tried to sue HER for reckless driving. That’s the sort of person you get making teen music these days.
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11:09 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsHKoJM8uv8 thats radiohead music so how is it bad for your soul!
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9:12 am
Please buy a bra.
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5:14 pm
i have bras and i do wear them
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7:30 pm
I like Elvis Costello. He speaks the truth!
http://wnew.radio.com/2009/11/17/rock-101-elvis-costello-and-ray-charles/
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8:14 pm
if you are going to list a band try listing REAL bands.
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9:22 pm
Since when has Bieber ever been Rock n’ Roll…He’d be an insult to the Rock n’ Roll world…
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11:04 pm
ouroboros he never did rock and roll i listen to radiohead
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5:17 am
Oh good…If Bieber was considered rock, I would’ve abandoned the genre altogether…
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11:11 am
Bieber uses guitars and drums in his “songs”, therefore he is “rock ‘n roll.”
Please educate yourself on the genres of this evil practice before you attempt to languish my investigative efforts.
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11:17 am
1. No you aren’t rock and roll for use of 2 instruments, even jazz uses those, it is how they are used that counts, dont make sentiments on things you know nothing about, you cant define a genre that simply. Bieber is pop
2. Why do you say they are evil, what has rock done as evil as christianity.
3. Investigative efforts, what efforts, you made everything up.
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1:05 pm
Many genres of music use guitars and drums: Rock, Jazz, Ska, Reggae, even Pop occasionally uses those instruments. They just use them in different ways.
Bieber has and always will be Pop.
If you had done research, you’d of seen this…
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10:01 pm
lol, ‘Praise or Condemn’
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5:11 am
After my son went off with those weirdo friends of his, I was in his room inspecting for contraband when I came across the Radiohead “OKay Computer” sitting on the turntable spinning. His uselessness thinks my money grows on the tree to pay the electric bill for every damned thing he leaves on in the house.
Being that I like to investigate and discover the attraction of sin in order to avoid it’s various near occasions as well as offer personal witness, I placed the phonograph needle at the beginning of the record. The sound was muffled at my feet on a headphones thingamajigger.
I lifted the headphones and placed it on my head. The demon soaked sounds of this drug influenced monstrosity nearly made me pass out from the sheer brunt ghastliness of it. I became frightened as my mind started to spin along with the evil textures as if Satan was attempting to enter my mind.
I threw down the headphones and immediately smashed the album. Never again will I allow this radiohead into my house. The singer looks like a heroin user. I’m sure the whole group’s minds are radioactive from the tremendous amount of dope they inject.
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10:12 am
Brother Mark I enjoyed this read very much. I do not listen to such filth. Ever since Elvis got on stage and started gyrating his hips and thrusting his crotch towards his audience in an obscene manner true sin broke into music and seized Rock N’ Roll as Satan’s pipeline to America’s youth.
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1:37 pm
Thank you Rev. Ray. I too despise Elvis, for his efforts to incite highly volatile coloreds into fits of rage for his blatant hijacking of their beloved Chitlin’ music.
His up-tempo music and vocal prowess wasn’t my cup of coffee either; it reminded me of those darn PCP smokers who used to come into my former church and ask me for a job every day — I kept telling them that renovations were finished, there was no need for any “hand jobs!”
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11:38 am
XD Oh my god! Perks to you people for despising Justin Bieber!!!!
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6:53 pm
okay umm,you must not know the different genres of music because last time i checked out the rock and roll genre. I don’t ever remember seeing justin bieber under that. I don’t like jb but thats funny. jb is pop music.
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8:29 am
Mark E. Figs you truly are the most single minded, disgusting person i have ever come across, your nothing but a hate mongering pest. people like you truly make this world an uncomfortable place to live. one day it shall be you who will burn in hell for your continuous prejudice and over zealous religious propaganda. Everything you stand for is a lie!
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8:31 am
Spoken like a true fan of Radioheads, Black Veal Brides and The Phish.
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10:04 am
Radiohead, most certainly
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8:48 am
All those so called “singers” and “bands” are utter garbage. Radiohead are so banal and depressing that many of their fans commit suicide after listening to their dirge.
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10:03 am
can you back up that statement with actual facts Mr Boone? if not then you are clearly full of shit
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11:02 am
The Radiohead are going to go on tour in the States. I hope to see you out there, boycotting and picketing these wretched sinners
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11:15 am
yeah, hopefully you’ll get run over by the tour bus
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5:58 pm
Reading this while listening to The Black Keys… O.o Oh, dear…
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2:48 am
LOLZ white Christian people(Mark E. fags and Boone).You guys are so funny, and are a bunch of ignorant, gay, dumbfucks, and I like gay people, except for you, why don’t you try doing some research before you comment you old farts
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7:33 pm
You should listen to these bands, they are great and good to our souls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLBXo-hOSTw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvxnETzzMGU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTWocFrq5FI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib2Dp5crydw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZQqNJUqKIo
Enjoy
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7:52 pm
oh jebus…
ok, i hate biebber, but, ludicrous, i’s ok, we always nag him about gay and stuff, but this???
Also, Mr. mark E. Figs. with respect, ar you fu***ng idiot?! Calling biebber’s musick ”rock n’roll”???!!!
OMG, i can’t belive i’m actually deffending the biebber o.O
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6:06 pm
i totally agree very good for my soul and i would recommend that people listen to these bands instead.
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