War on Women and Gays is a Solution, Not a Problem
Why, Why, Why? The internet is all boogered up with twitterings and long winded commentary about how crap-house-rat-crazy the conservative GOP’s sudden and sustained legislative assault on the health and reproductive rights of womenz and “The Gay” appears to be holy motivated by the religious right. That kind of language is very judgmental. The following information should un-fuse the confused.
The general fertility rate dropped 3 percent to 66.7 births per 1,000 women aged 15–44 years. The total fertility rate (estimated number of births over a woman’s lifetime) was down 4 percent, to 2,007.0 per 1,000 women. – “Births: Final Data for 2009”, Joyce A. Martin, M.P.H.;et al, National Vital Statistics Reports Volume 60, Number 1.
Actions that put women in their place as baby makers and gives Gays limited rights aren’t just about a righteous hatred. It’s about demographics and loving America. Vitriol is just a means to an end, a convenient framing of the solution, not the true end goal for the influx of Christian right thinking in government. Righteousness is like a smiley face sprinkled in the milk foam of a cappuccino. It’s a happy ending bonus that funds super PACs and elections, but not the real massage or even message.
The conservative effort to subtly mandate the impregnation of all fertile women and ensure that a high percentage of pregnancies result in live births, publicly shame women and gays, support domestic abuse, openly discriminate against gays, and blithely reject rights for both Gays and women are policy solutions that serve to shore up a projected decline in US population and abate the economic desolation such a decline will bring.
Environmental sustainability with a reduced demographic might even mean an end for golf, for pity’s sake!
The Republican effort to increase birthdays is about saving the nation with the additional benefit of walking with God. Because framing these policies in a religious light is a Holy halo to a lot of people. People like to be thought of as doing the right thing. Having God on your side is a sure sign. Conservatism and extreme right Christianity are like best friends with benefits.
Some will need a moment to let all that sink in. Repeat after me: It’s about Dem-o-graph-ic policy and loving America, not about hating vaginas and the gay.
Demographics itself is a rather downstream discipline where predictions for the future are based on trends and all kinds of crazy theories from academic papers and sociological experimentation. Projections milked from empirical data, or past experience, can yield different cheeses depending on the whim and fancy of the interpreter or an unforeseen outside influence. The study of birthrates and predicting population growth is a large part of demographic study. Yes, I used a cheese metaphor for our friends in Wisconsin whose Governor is facing recall and finds it of the utmost importance to repeal a law requiring insurers to offer contraception. Sumbuddy got a memo to get ‘er done, people!
A Brief Foray into Population Demographic Policy in the US
Usually, when a man and woman love each other very much they lay very close together and a baby gets made. Sometimes when a man and a woman are struck with baby fever and lying very close together doesn’t work, they get a baby from a test tube and put it in a woman to gestate. When a woman wants to lay with another woman, she can get a baby from lying very close to a turkey baster. In any event, it takes a woman to make a baby. Women are the necessary part of increasing populations, especially if a country doesn’t rely on immigrants for headcounts.
Immigrants are a conservatively distasteful way of increasing population. Conservatism is about keeping things the same, not about big changes especially in the color of citizens. The United States is a white bread majority nation, not multi-grain. Lady Liberty and all that “give me your [sic] huddled masses” was a gift from the French. She’s not real American. L-i-b-e-r-t-y is born and raised in America. The statue of immigration liberty in New York is green, but nobody gave her a green card to start inviting everyone to the party. Immigration – bad, women having babies – good. Remember, the population is declining. We need pregnant women to save America! Hallelujah!
Social media like the utubers has many presentations that address the decline in white population by such notables as David Duke. The main stream news sources only scratch the surface.
The U.S. population is increasing at every age level, thanks in part to immigration. America is aging, but not as fast as other countries.
But even that is looking fragile. The 2010 census suggested that U.S. population growth is decelerating faster than many expected.. – “The Fertility Implosion”, NYT, DAVID BROOKS, March 12, 2012.
The decline in birth rates is important for several reasons. First, who’s gonna pay the taxes for oil subsidies and fund the war machine? Republicans don’t want everybody paying taxes. They want smaller government, fewer people voting, less education spending, and babies, babies, babies to feed the next war and fund the military contractors. Of course Republicans have tried to help keep the military force strong by allowing Liberals to repeal DADT.
The repeal of DADT was really okie-dokie with the conservative Republicans, even if they kinda sorta acted like they didn’t like it. If a gay isn’t going to produce heirs, they might as well serve the country is the logic in play here. Gays get what they want. Conservatives get what they want. The military has headcount. The new GOP budget reflects no change in military spending so everybody is happy, right?
Second, the United States needs a stable workforce of producers and consumers to farm the fields, harvest crops, work in factories, build the infrastructure and buy goods and services. With lower population growth and producer/consumer footprint, the United States is headed for a European standard that includes expensive gasoline, socialized medicine, scarf wearing homosexuals riding scooters, economic collapse, naps at midday and taking off the month of August for vacation. Who wants that kind of grief? We need to get those birthrates moving in a positive direction!
The Wommyn’s Womb is a Demographic Baby-Makin’ Clog that needs some Strong Plunging
Sure men are important to birthrates, bless their hearts. Unfortunately while one man can lie with many women to make many babies, a woman can only incubate so many babies at a time. Women are a kind of a crampy bottleneck in the baby making process. It takes a woman about nine months to hatch only one baby. It might take her 20 years to make 20 babies. A man on the other hand is not a cramp. One man can impregnate 20 women and have 20 babies in one year, but he would need 20 women to do so. Clearly women are the barriers to increasing population and so we have policies that treat women like cattle and Gays like steers because, praise be, America needs to get that herd count up.
Wait, You Mean We Aren’t In Danger of Overloading Environmental Resources with Over-Population?
That’s right, Duckie, you’ve been lied to. For the past several decades a slow environmental confidence game has been played while you’ve been losing your sensitivity by wearing a condom. The idea of scarcity has a grave impact on the use of contraception. “I don’t want to bring a child into the world where they don’t have food to eat, there’s so much crime, yada yada blah blah blah…” So the population starts to drop and oil prices are high and the economy goes in the sewer and people don’t want to have babies then either and the decline spirals out of control.
When families fear they are unable to feed their children, or fill their gas tanks cheaply, they will resort to family planning to give all their children the best chance for survival. Creating the perception that environmental and economic systems are overwhelmed by a growing population has an impact on people and animals. They won’t have babies at all; or they will have fewer babies. The liberal menace is counting on you, dear Christians, to stop having babies so they may cement dominance in the United States.
Central to the lowering of birthrates and the collapse of civilization is a widespread availability of contraception and abortions for women. One of the more popular methods is the oral contraceptive pill. The inventor of oral contraceptives, Carl Djerassi, laments his sinful discovery as a horror according to widely released reporting by the Catholic Church.
In a personal commentary published by the Austrian newspaper Der Standard, Djerassi said his invention is partly to blame for demographic imbalance and horrors of Europe’s economic collapse. On the continent, he argued, there is now “no connection at all between sexuality and reproduction.” Soon after he was bullied by liberal forces and issued a retraction, but truth is like pregnancy. One can’t be a little bit pregnant and many just saw this for what it is – a conspiracy to rationalize the udder destruction of cattle-lytic reproductive hope.
If the United States wants to follow the path of destruction like our European cousins, we can allow Gay marriage and let our women prostitute themselves with contraception. Some would rather enlist the help of a few brave conservative Republicans and the Church.
Jesus is your Congressman – You Folks Need to Get to Makin’ Bacon and Stop this Democratic Voting Nonsense
One of the more notable Church endorsed population control measures includes the timeless document issued by the Catholic Church in 1484 after the evil pox known as the Black Plague ravaged the population of Europe. In response, the Church offered the following warning in a lengthy one sentence proclamation called the Summis desiderantes affectibus or “desiring with supreme ardor” which was a papal bill issued by Pope Innocent VIII. This papal bill is still very popular and even has a facebook page.
“[m]any persons of both sexes, unmindful of their own salvation and straying from the Catholic Faith, have abandoned themselves to devils, incubi and succubi, and by their incantations, spells, conjurations, and other accursed charms and crafts, enormities and horrid offences, have slain infants yet in the mother’s womb, as also the offspring of cattle, have blasted the produce of the earth, the grapes of the vine, the fruits of the trees, nay, men and women, beasts of burthen, herd-beasts, as well as animals of other kinds, vineyards, orchards, meadows, pasture-land, corn, wheat, and all other cereals; these wretches furthermore afflict and torment men and women, beasts of burthen, herd-beasts, as well as animals of other kinds, with terrible and piteous pains and sore diseases, both internal and external; they hinder men from performing the sexual act and women from conceiving, whence husbands cannot know their wives nor wives receive their husbands; over and above this, they blasphemously renounce that Faith which is theirs by the Sacrament of Baptism, and at the instigation of the Enemy of Mankind they do not shrink from committing and perpetrating the foulest abominations and filthiest excesses to the deadly peril of their own souls, whereby they outrage the Divine Majesty and are a cause of scandal and danger to very many (…) the abominations and enormities in question remain unpunished not without open danger to the souls of many and peril of eternal damnation.”
Of course the idea of controlling population growth with ham handed “Grab your Pitchforks and Burn the Gays and Fornicating Witches” measures in modern times seems pretty farfetched, right fellow citizens? This is a country founded on religious freedom and women and the gay need to respect that by looking the other way.
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Author: Blanche Beecham
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10:18 pm
Excellent article Sister Blanche, and I completely agree. If more white women thought and acted like you, white countries would have booming birthrates and we wouldn’t be facing a demographic crisis. If we fail to save white Christian civilization, the degenerate homogays, hippies, emogays, blacks, Hispanics and Muslims will inherit the world. And I think we can all agree that would be a nightmarish, Satanic world. Praise Jesus and remember everyone: in 2012, put a “white” back into the “WHITE house”
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8:38 am
SOOIE, SOOIE, SOOIE…Hillbilly Bob is horny again!! He just can not resist those curly little tails!!
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10:29 pm
Because of the homogays and feminists, countries like Europe and Japan have had the lowest birthrates in the world. What were once the strongest allies in America’s gift of world freedom are slowly becoming feminized nanny states. I pray everyday that this fate doesn’t ever happen in god’s nation.
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12:27 am
Bitcham, you’re a Christian woman and believe that women are inferior to men, ergo you should just SHUT THE FUCK UP. Your tiny brain can’t handle politics or anything past cooking and cleaning, those are the only duties you are to have and by partaking in manly activities, YOU ARE HELLBOUND and a WHORE!
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1:18 am
Typical left-wing hypocrite, using sexist and women-hating language against a lady when you disagree with her. Just like that traitor Bill Maher who called Sarah Palin the “C” word even as falsely accuses conservatives of being sexist. You liberals make me sick.
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8:48 am
SOOIE, SOOIE, SOOIE…Hillbilly Bob is horny again!! He just can not resist those curly little tails!!
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1:34 am
This is just nasty.
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8:50 am
Wipe that pig shit off your faggy nose!!
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11:49 am
Never trust a religious dude Dressed as a clown, thy’re more likely to Rape your kids and make them cry then they are to do anything else
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3:56 am
Great article, Blanche! I always find it so selfish when women refuse to do their duty and have babies. My wife cannot safely give birth because of her delicate, svelte, lady-like frame, so we are left childless. We refuse to adopt because we don’t want a Chinese or worse, a black or poor baby, so we are left melancholy day to day wishing for that privilege. And these people, these horrible, liberal feminazis, refuse the gift God gave them, the gift of a baby spout and a husband with a DNA rifle. If you can have babies, it is a snobby and morally corrupt move to not raise as many as possible. Birth control is a sin, and homosexuality is a form of birth control, so it should be banned as well. We must not let the Christian populace die out, and it is America’s duty to have babies!
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1:12 pm
“..women’s ability to control the number of children they have is a positive development, freeing them from a life of ongoing pregnancies.
Those who want to boost the birth rate do not necessarily disagree on this last point.
But, they wonder, are women restricting the size of families through free choice – or because financial concerns and worries about their position at work prevent them from having as many children as they might like. ”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4768644.stm
As for the gay marriage, i voiced some questions and opinions on more and more people being gay a while ago.I will not go deeper into it for the simple reason that people might think i am a radical who hates gays.
I will say that though; being gay is not the way nature intended us to interface with one another.Penis goes into Vagina, baby pops out. Penis goes on Penis, does not compute as far as baby popping out is concerned.
There, call me radical, but think about it first.And i do not hate gays, i just call things as i see them, its not personal.
Can’t apoplogize too much for your opinion these days, with hurting another man/woman/animal’s feelings and whatnot.
One opinion ending where the next begins and whatnot.
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1:18 pm
What goes for Penis on Penis is just as valid for Vagina on Vagina.With gender equality and whatnot.
And in the article i put a link up to, they say that in some European countries, they will give financial incentives to go at it and save those statistics, as much as 10.000 euros (about a billion dollars) per child.
Think you can afford that, it just might save you, even with gays and birth control.
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8:42 pm
I like the fact Blanchebitch is talking about changing ones appearance “Maybe if you would do something with that hair and wear contacts that could happen.” when Apparently changing ones appearance is a sin to this freaky BS religion
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11:38 am
Wanting to procreate with animals is a sin for all religions.
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5:06 pm
Then don’t do it you hypocrite… Plus Anthropomorphic creatures aren’t animals or real your argument is invalid…. by the way isn’t Anime a SIN? I heard you Wacko’s said it was, so why do you use an Anime character as you avatar… Like i said Hypocrite
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10:03 pm
I only watch Chinese Cartoons that have heavy christian themes.
Also I’m quite aware that most niptoons are pornography aimed at (and usually involving) children, and I’m quite qualified to correct anyone who defends such filth.
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4:26 pm
Oh if your on about THAT type of Hentai, then yes I can understand that… child porn is disgusting even if it is just Animated Drawings.
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4:03 pm
-We need pregnant women to save America!-
So true, and I love the part about it being about demographics. We need to be worried about the future. I just wish I could go back in time and have more than three white children.
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11:10 pm
Hi Claire!
How’s everything going? Haven’t seen you around much. I’m always a little happier when I see one of your posts.
Well Claire, I have 2 children, both white. Did you know that 1 out of every 5 children born is Chinese? Mister and I worked tirelessly to receive them as blessings. Phone calls and light dinners, scheduling secret meetings at noon – we tried it all. Mister has a rule about sex after a heavy meal. No mandingles for an hour after a heavy meal. All that rocking and swaying and panting isn’t good for the digestion.
I am glad you see that demographics are the reason for a lot of the legislative actions that have taken place recently, even if you disagree. I think that disagreement is great, as long as you have alternative solutions to present.
Thanks again. I really like seeing your posts. Give that little kitty lots of love!
BB
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8:42 am
Well, Claire, don’t you think it is unfair to only now slap a production goal on my old, leathery eggs? Had I only known a few years ago that I had a quota to meet Mister and I could have tried harder. You’re young and healthy, so a few extra little ones to chase might help lose those love handles Adam mentioned.
As for cats and aligning with the menfolk’s opinion. It is silly to think that men and women will agree on or even approach all issues similarly. We differ in opinion, that’s all.
Kind regards,
BB
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8:45 am
Claire, you silly goose, these are not my rules. Are you on your period? Usually you are more focused. Demographics have only recently become and issue. In a more general and less personally condemning way, one might wonder why your own mother didn’t have more children.
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11:25 pm
You are a judgmental woman, and I feel sorry for you. Of course, you, with your plumpness, would suggest that because my wife has a small waist and small hips that she has a childlike body. I’m sorry that your 36 inch stomach girth leaves you bitter, but it is not nice of you to say things like that about my wife. Pregnancy would kill her and since she can’t have babies, people like you need to make up for that gap. Blanche is a good woman, and she’s had as many children as it is convenient for her to have. It’s better than you, you childless snob.
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12:24 pm
Claire,
I appreciate your point of view and applaud your well voiced hypocrisy.
I know you’re only trying to illustrate the hypocritical folly of spinsterhood and a childless existence while banging the drum to condemn the faithful breeders. You crack me up with your humor!
I did have a cat question. I fashioned a toy that both the cat and dog enjoy playing with with a stuffed squeaky hedgehog and long shoelace. The dog likes the hedgehog toy and will run through the house with it while the cat stalks, pounces and grabs the shoelace. Usually the cat will proudly weigh down the shoelace and the dog will try and get it away from him. Lately however, the dog has begun casually walking around and around the cat, thusly binding or tying him up in the shoelace. As you know these two have homosexual tendencies that I personally have been mortified to witness. My question to you, as one educated in the field of animal behavior is simple. Should I be concerned that these homosexual behaviors have progressed to something more like S&M?
I’d really appreciate your feedback on this.
BB
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12:42 pm
The hypocrisy is evident in the fact that as a proclaimed spinster you feel the need to condemn me for having two children.
I really wish you would read these articles before commenting. The essay’s theme is pretty clear and it isn’t personal.
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12:43 pm
Can you at least answer my cat question? I’m pretty worried about my pets.
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1:33 pm
And your proof of my hypocrisy is what, Claire? Your maladjusted pondering and biased assumptions? Look we tried. You don’t even do that. You are well and truly the hypocrite here.
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1:39 pm
Are you even a vet assistant, Claire? You don’t even seem the slightest bit concerned about the plight of my pets.
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2:02 pm
Well, I think it is a banner day when you admit Adam,, August and Stephenson are all correct in their judgment of you.
I couldn’t be more proud of you, Claire. You’ve really come a long way.
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12:33 pm
I think it is wonderful that you were born, Claire. I’m sure that both your parents feel the same way.
Sometimes we need to be thankful for the blessings we receive. I was only able to have two children. I don’t regret it or mourn what could have been.
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12:49 pm
Well I do. Why does that bother you?
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1:20 pm
Did they blame all their family problems and dislike on religion? That doesn’t seem fair, does it?
Also, I think women should pay for their own birth control. Jobs or the government should not pay for it.
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1:34 pm
A lot of menstrual problems magically disappear after having a baby.
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1:40 pm
Maybe if you would do something with that hair and wear contacts that could happen.
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5:13 pm
Having children can be a rewarding experience for any woman. “Relations” after having a child also seems to go a bit easier for a woman.
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1:49 pm
Actually, no. Viagra should also be an out-of-pocket expense. With that being the case, pharmaceuticals would lower the price of it. And I really don’t care why contraceptive pills are doled out: out of pocket expense. The system is too easily to manipulate otherwise, creates an uncomfortable privacy issue and gives pharmaceuticals no motivation to lower cost. All-in-all, I support it being an out-of-pocket expense.
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8:45 am
Does the hubby enjoy a good blow job….Spit or swallow????? Also, I bet you enjoy getting your dinner crammed occasionally!!
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9:15 am
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8:52 am
Does the hubby get to fuck your shit pipe when you are on the rag??????
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12:45 pm
To be fair, I don’t think that Claire is mature enough to understand much about this topic. She’s still at that developmentally-challenged stage where she thinks of pets as her family, and thinks men are disgusting and vile animals to be avoided at all costs.
Obviously the idea of having children is abhorrent to someone who for all intents and purposes is still a child herself.
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5:11 pm
It might actually be better if Claire and some of the other left-wing women on here were to remain childless. Why? Because in my experience, when left-wing women have children, it is often against the interests of America, Western Civilization, or Christianity. For example, look at Barack Hussein Obama’s traitor mother. Instead of marrying a fine upstanding white American Christian, this left-wing communist agitator married an African Muslim and had a coco colored Muslim baby born in Kenya. That baby later grew up to illegally become the US President and now pushes his radical left-wing pro homo-gay agenda from the White House. That’s why it’s better that some of these women remain barren spinsters with a 100 cats. That’s far better than creating new communist Muslim mixed race Barak Obamas. Better Claire remain a “Crazy Cat Lady” than act like a “Kardashian sister”.
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