A Timely Message for All Women Must Duckface in Facebook, Myspace, Tumblr Photos
At some point or another, we’ve all logged into Facebook to break the monotony of work of study, to only be accosted with photos of drunken female friends clinging together and piercing their lips like static-bound ducks.
The Duckface is the cousin of the open mouthed naughty tongue, the face where girls look from one corner of their eyes, slightly stick out their tongue and gape their mouth wider than Oprah at chicken night at Roscoes. I suppose that face excuses their naughtiness, but it’s not even twice as annoying as the duckface.
In all this, Elmer Fudd just has no time for duckfaces.
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Author: Frank Meyer
Conservative Republican and believer of first amendment rights.
2:58 pm
Just do this everytime you see some do a duckface
http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/77/6a/776a2f_3289768.jpg
Have fun!
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3:00 pm
Oh my god something I actually do.
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3:53 pm
I can’t see it
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4:12 pm
http://www.sanitaryum.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bangduckface.jpg
Hopefully this one works, same text different pic
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3:13 pm
It’s becoming popular now for women to disfigure themselves by getting lip implants for a permanent duckface.
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3:21 pm
It’s called making an over exaggerated kissy face you nimrod.
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3:49 pm
also known as the duckface, you nimrod.
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4:06 pm
I was commenting on how making the duckface isn’t lip implants… jeesh, no need to be rude.
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4:40 pm
in what way was that rude? I said nearly the exact same thing you did, didn’t I?
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4:53 pm
Welcome Socially Inept. Pay no mind to Crystal. She is a little strange.
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6:17 pm
For the way the format is, Socially Inept. Cos you replied to me, also the adding the “nimrod” at the end. I’m sorry, my mistake.
August, go fuck your so called “daughter”.
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2:13 am
You really should try to read the comments before making retarded comments.
Implants, there are thousands more examples out there you silly little clown.
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4:33 pm
The picture is from derp.com which is clearly making fun of women who get botox to plump up their lips more (cos you really cant put implants in lips, just injections or apply lip plump).
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9:16 am
“The picture is from derp.com”
Cheers for pointing out the obvious. What isn’t so obvious, at least to you, is that botox doesn’t plump anything up, it basically paralyzes muscles. Plastic surgeons can, and do put implants in lips.
http://www.buyassociation.co.uk/lookinggood/lip-implants-fact-sheet.html
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9:53 am
What Crystal here doesn’t know you could just about squeeze into the Grand Canyon.
It is inspiring that you have the patience and good will to try to educate her.
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6:49 pm
Ah, but I don’t stalk people like you do exbrony. Proving once again you are really pathetic and lack a life.
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6:50 pm
Also, Jeb, read the full comment before posting! Cheers!
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6:56 pm
“Proving once again you are really pathetic and lack a life.”
Says someone who lives and breathes BVB
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7:01 pm
Who was I stalking, Crystal? I was talking to Jeb, not you.
Not everything is about you, you know.
How’s the book coming along?
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7:02 pm
And did you actually read Jeb’s comment? You said “you really cant put implants in lips”; Jeb just showed you that you can.
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4:35 pm
Duck-facing … *sigh* I caught my granddaughter doing this on Facebook the other day, and I am deeply concerned. Not that I’m going to take drastic action, I just hope she grows out of it.
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4:51 pm
I like that Calista Flockhart duck girl. She is super hot
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/8/21/128953668448470970.jpg
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4:59 pm
I swiftly unfriend anyone who duckfaces, I feel it’s revealing of their loose sexual nature.
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5:15 pm
I think it’s an opportunity to reach out and expand our ministry. As the grandfather of a duck-facer, I feel it’s important to save these people, rather than quickly condemn and abandon them.
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8:19 pm
You’re correct. I mean I know firsthand how outreach saves.
Thank you.
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6:34 pm
You break off a relationship because you see a picture you stupidly find sexually disturbing? Wow, good job, way to burn bridges for stupid ass reasons.
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6:51 pm
While yes most people find the duck-face quite annoying there is nothing sexual or immoral about it. And if you cut off relations with people who do the duck-face you must not be freinds with any female on this planet becuase that face has been worn by every girl I know…
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6:57 pm
Don’t know if I should be offended or not! XD lol.
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8:13 pm
BVB… No one really cares for your opinion. It appears Mr. Fudd took appropriate action.
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8:33 pm
Actually I know alot of people on this site who care for BVB’s opinion she makes more sense than most of the nut jobs on this site and just because you dont share the same opinion as her doesnt mean she doesnt have the right to express it…
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4:30 pm
Awe, why thank you Maddy! Didn’t know that many people cared really… haha… I feel special now.
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9:11 pm
One word to describe duckfaces: Annoying.
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