America Trembles As God Prepares to Unleash Tornadoes, Quivering Gays to Blame
God is angry! A tempest broods over all America! For God is trying to clear his air of fecal inqiuties! In his nostrils, the scent of briskly rubbed flesh oils and musked lilac sheets remind him one thing: America is allowing gay marriage! God’s temper is flared!
God blows his nostrils to get the scent of gay out, causing hundreds of tornadoes to break out all across America!
FOR IT IS WRITTEN!
Behold, the whirlwind of the LORD goeth forth with fury, a continuing whirlwind: it shall fall with pain upon the head of the wicked!!!
Today God is throwing down the gauntlet! He is playing hardball and is no longer throwing little pebble meteors at New York or scorching orifice bleaching California with fires of wrath! Today, God is smiting his very favorite states in America! Why, because we have suffered him by not berating the gays!
Steeped with great anger, God's exploding like a nuclear teapot and wiping at his favorite states with furious rage. These states have failed in their duty to keep the gays from being merry and married.
Texas. Oklahoma! My good friend Pastor Fred in Kansas! Nebraska! Indiana! Western Missouri where the Confederacy first fought to keep slavery alive! God is coming for you because you have FAILED to be the moral majority!
If it was not bad enough that we have allowed gays to take over the Internet and blaspheme dear Maggie Gallagher, have allowed the boyfriend of Ellen Degeneres to launch the 3rd most watched and Obama endorsed channel in Southern California and finally have allowed a MORMON to win the GOP nomination, we have also forgot one simple thing: AMERICA IS ONE NATION UNDER GOD!
In a country that is under God, how can we let a man pucker up hit spunk cavern to another man and not be ashamed! Under the Law of God, these crimes are high and they are treason!
My friends, the tornadoes are coming. Mark my words, they are coming. You may try to run and hide from them, but you will not get very far. Just like the heathens idolaters who were scorched by Mount Vesuvius, such shall be the fate for America tonight.
I warned for years that if we kept allowing the gays to be perverted, pretty soon God was going to cook up a large gumbo pot of wrath and throw us all in it!
And believe you me, God can eat 10,000 habeneros and not even flinch! So it is going to be one spicy bowl of damnation tonight, my friends! The intestinal pangs of suffering from 10,000 habeneros will not even compare to the scorching fires of hell where all sinners shall go!
Let us pray for mercy, but oh my, the tornadoes are COMING! I shall be sitting home in my rocking chair, safe and just shaking my head. I warned you. I warned you ALL!
Now we shall see how angry the gays make our Lord.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
That map makes it look like it is Mexico’s fault.
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You know I didn’t even catch that on the first read. It looks like it wafts up from Mexico, like old mole encrusted tamale scent you find in a barrio. Makes you wonder if the Mexicans have some blame for this?
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They are too lazy to come up with any real plan so it could very well be coincidence. But I would say we should call for military action just in case.
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With all the beach property and nice oil they have, it makes me sort of upset that we didn’t assimilate them and move them into their own tribal nation reservations back when that sort of thing was PC.
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I love oil!
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So does Bush, and he was terrible.
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I never understood that either. I also don’t understand how Mexicans can’t take care of their land when they do a great job on mine. almost free, too!
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Racism from August? Who’s shocked.
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No it’s just pointed at Texas we should really disown them if we wanna live i mean least that’s what i get from this site.
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It starts in Mexico and expands in the same manner as flatulence does after eating Mexican food.
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Why would anything start in mexico it’s clearly pointing to the end of texas to say this is where all the evil of the world starts and then grows to show all that is evil
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Was this a question? Your lack of punctuation seems to be in exact proportion to your lack of faith.
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Well Mexico is an intrinsically evil country. They were sacrificing babies and building giant pyramids out of skulls till recently. Nowadays they just slaughter each other wholesale over drug territory and extort and murder central Americans trying to pass through their cursed land.
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With a series of tunnels and secret delivery systems, it’s now virtually impossible to stop the flood of marijuana and coked caine that those Mexicanos are bringing in.
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I’m just going to keep this in mind the next time something happens to Texas or some other conservative state.
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You have to wonder why none of this shit happens in like San Francisco, where the majority of Homosexual and Transgender people live. And yet instead it happens in Texas. Go figure.
BUT I’m still kinda worried if that happens because the RVB studios are in Texas and I fucking love those guys.
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Red Veiled Brides?
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Try using Google for once, you stupid bum.
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RED VS BLUE. YOU SWINE.
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What is Red versus Blue? It sounds divisive?
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It’s a internet show that uses Halo as a back drop, but it has nothing to do with Halo.
This is an episode from like… Season 8
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You play Halo?
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Ah Halo. One of the best gaming series ever made.
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Nope. I don’t play Halo. I just watch this show and it’s so fucking hilarious I don’t even care that it’s Halo.
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I haven’t seen that show in years
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Have you seen the later seasons like Season 8 and 9? Because they are fucking bad ass.
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Adam, a list of reasons to like you is shorter than a list of reasons to hate you.
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Stop teaming up on me. I’m just trying to have a nice convo with CD and see if she would ever be interested in coming to one of my parties. Don’t be jealous just because I’d never invite you.
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You and Bruce are nothing but a bunch of panty chasers who want to fuck chicks and leave’em in alley ways.
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I will never EVER meet anyone on the internet in person. Ever, even if I liked them and have known them for years. I have two friends on the internet, and one lives in Florida and the other lives in South Dakota, and I love them both and we send each other gifts all the time via post boxes but I won’t meet them in person, so what makes you think I would ever want to meet you? Get that through your head now. I. Will. Never. Meet. You. and if I do and you try to speak to me I will tear off your arms, stick them up your ass and make you shake hands with your tonsils.
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Halo is absolutely amazing bit more fun because it has a gun that bounces! Who makes a gun that bounces?!?!
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Now you just sound like you’ve been drinking from Claire’s bottle of hateraide. I don’t understand why you girls get so fussy over one errant meetup. You make it seem like I’m not a nice person or something. Was I really that bad a guy for you to be this mean?
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Did you cross message me? I was just talking about the fuel rod gun and making a reference…
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“You make it seem like I’m not a nice person or something. Was I really that bad a guy for you to be this mean?”
I can answer this one from simple observation: YES! Yes you ARE that bad of a guy! You want nations to die because they aren’t America, you want people to die because they aren’t Christian, you want horrible things to happen to people who disagree with you on political issues, you want to kill innocent animals and even giggle like a mad man at the idea of someone skinning a cat, you keep telling women just how inferior they are to men. Yes, you ARE that bad of a guy that ANYONE with a functioning brain would want eradicated for the crimes you’ve committed or want to commit. The crime? Not being a decent fucking human being and being a total hypocrite! You tell people to not have sex before they’re married, and even then only if it’s to make kids, and yet you’re more than happy to day dream about fucking nurses from that hospital you were institutionalized at.
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@Hamsteak
IT BOUNCES? WHO MAKES A GUN THAT BOUNCES!? THIS IS THE WORST GUN EVER. OF ALL TIME.
YES WASH.
And York
Whoever designed this is a GENIUS.
-Alarm goes off-
Carolina: You were saying?
York: Nevermind. Whoever designed this is an asshole.
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Have you seen the season 10 sneak peek?
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NO! WHERE IS IT? MUST WATCH.
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You know what song is stuck in my head?
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Erm…Sorry they took it down
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AW MAN ARE YOU KIDDING? That blows.
Good thing I have it on iTunes then. Because this song. Is fucking. AMAZING.
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Oh, okay, CD. If you played HALO I would have invited you over to my pad the next time I have a multiplayer LAN party.
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I don’t care. I can easily just play Halo with my friends when we have our Annual ‘PLAY ALL THE FUCKING GAMES’ party, which include Resident Evil and Silent Hill. Why the fuck would I want to play with you anyway?
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That’s not nice to say, I’d play with you. Why can’t you just be nice?
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Well I wouldn’t play with you because 1) You’re a dick 2)I don’t like you and 3) You’re fucking stupid.
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Why don’t you like me? It really hurts that you’d not even play a round of Halo with someone. Wow.
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Sexism doesn’t mean you hate a gender, sexism means you hate the idea of a gender being inferior to the other. You believe that women should be silent home keepers who wash, clean, and cook, and then pop-out babies whenever her husband wants a kid, and then to take care of his children (and your words, you think the children are his and only his), and that if a woman wants to go out and get a job, it should be something stereotypical such as a nurse or a secretary, where she may be treated as a sexual object that fucks her boss on the side because her boss demanded it, and should she stay at home, you believe that she shouldn’t EVER bitch, complain, or moan about how hard it is to clean up after her husband’s ass and feed the kids.
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I invite them into this stupid conversation because then they can make it halfway intelligent.
And I concur with LN’s statement.
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“Sexism means you hate the idea of a gender being inferior to the other” – LN, quoting one of my qualities.
Yes, I do hate the idea of a gender being inferior to the other. That’s because I’m a good and decent human being. If you think I’m low just because I don’t see the female ‘gender being inferior’, so be it.
Those are your words, not mine. See CD, I’m a good guy. See how LN thinks women are inferior in his little rant there?
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Adam, let me make this quite clear. None of like you, and none of us will ever like you, and we all laugh at you. But I want you to know, if you weren’t such an asshole, we’d feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave – I feel I can speak for the entire site when I tell you… go fuck yourself.
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Adam, you clearly missed every other word I said. How typical. You can’t fight the words that are true, so you have to find the typos you can and latch onto them, and cling onto them for dear life. I meant that sexism is the idea of finding a gender inferior. Hell, not only that, the words still make sense, you hate the idea of men being inferior to women.
Try again, bum, and this time, go for the meat.
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Way to back peddle there, LN. Just admit it, I know how to handle women and you’re jealous. It makes you green with envy to see how even these women on this site fawn over me, even the ones who have not met me.
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“Way to back peddle there, LN.”
How am I back peddling? My exact words were to find ONE GENDER inferior to the other, I never specified what gender. You were the one that did that. Freudian slip, much?
“Just admit it, I know how to handle women and you’re jealous. It makes you green with envy to see how even these women on this site fawn over me, even the ones who have not met me.”
Jealous? Why would I be jealous of a street bum who dreams of fucking married women and holds the ire and hatred of many a female that visits this site? CD hates you, Claire wants to stab you, and I’m fairly certain I remember RD wanting to do something similar as well. You’ve got some ego there, jackass, and you seriously need to put it in check.
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Yeah, I’d like to add that I would very much like to stab you in the face with a rusty knife Adam.
Did you just say you know how to handle women? You do realize that’s sexist you ignorant pig. I’ll show you handle when I tear off your legs and feed them to you.
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So now you want to handle me and meet me, CD? Make up your mind. If you want to come up to LA next weekend for my HALO tournament, you’re more than welcome. Bunch of people will be here and you should have fun.
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Just gave you a thumbs up.
ADAM: NO. NO. NO. NO. GO AWAY. STOP TALKING TO ME. I HATE YOU.
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Sanfagsisco: AIDS, Earthquakes
And now this warning this week: http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/327982/20120413/bay-bridge-lightning-san-francisco-photos-storm.htm
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Oh wow. Lightening. Like that never happens in Utah or Colorado like everyday.
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According to the National Weather Service, the odds of nine simultaneous lightning strikes are 1 in 63.4 billion. Which equates to one occurrence worldwide every 17,369 years. So yeah, that happens every day in Colorado or Utah.
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I used to live in Utah and and I go hunting in Colorado. And you know how many times lightening struck over there, especially during the summer? Every. God. Damn. Day. And wow, lightening is so terrifying…. on;y when you’re stupid enough to climb up on a hill with a fucking metal rod. We use to go swimming during lightening storms. Fuck lightening. Lightening is a bitch.
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Cool story bro.
http://i.imwx.com/web/news/2011/march/storm-day-031411-277×187.jpg
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Cool story bro, because the weather reports are always accurate.
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“sexism means you hate the idea of a gender being inferior to the other.”
That’s ridiculous. So Adam is sexist because he hates the idea of women being inferior to men? Doesn’t make any sense.
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No, he hates the idea of men being inferior to women. Man, use your context clues. Christ. Also, wrong thread genius.
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“No, he hates the idea of men being inferior to women.”
That’s just as sexist as anything I’ve read here.
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Those are his views, so by saying that statement is sexist, you are calling Adam sexist. Nice to know you agree too!
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Finally someone that agrees.
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You guys have some of the most jumbled-up ideas I’ve ever come across. I guess that’s what comes from being nihilistic windmill tilters, keep it up champs!
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How are we the ones with the jumbled up ideas when you were the one that said Adam was sexist?
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Sexism is prejudice against another gender, your take on it is just jumbled-up garbage. I don’t care how many of your semi-literate supporters on this site agree with you, you’re the same people who agreed with all the sexist and homophobic statements Harley Farley came out with.
“sexism means you hate the idea of a gender being inferior to the other.”
Utter nonsense.
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Hey, don’t bitch at us because you can’t read and because you dug yourself into a hole, and how many of us supported Harley? Frankly, many of his comments were asinine and pointless. But again, don’t blame us for your inability to read. Is it entirely grammatically correct? Probably not, but the point still stands and is there. It fits the rules, it just looks odd. Not my fault that you can’t read though.
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“Not my fault that you can’t read though.
I can read, you just can’t write. Your statement didn’t make any sense, there’s no getting past that.
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It made plenty of sense, you’re just too ashamed to admit it.
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It’s adorable how you keep repeating the same things over and over like the meaning will magically change Boone.
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You’ve already admitted it wasn’t grammatically correct and looked odd, you may as well go the full hog and admit that it was complete nonsense. There are on-line dictionaries available where you can look up the meanings of words, try looking up “sexism” on one.
You’ll soon find that the accepted definition has nothing in common with your silly rant.
You really do need professional help though.
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Jeb, see CD’s comment. You’re repeating yourself because you know you can’t do much. It looks odd, yes, but it’s still correct in it’s meaning.
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Jeb is correct and is arguing circles around your nonsense. You are just too stupid to see it.
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At least LN can come up with other arguments than just copying and pasting someone’s quote over and over and waving it around and saying Look at this. Look at this.
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These obstinate children are obviously suffering from ODD and need professional help before they end up permanently institutionalized.
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Jeb, don’t use big words if you don’t know what they mean.
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YOU. YOU ARE AN AMAZING PERSON. Blue or red?
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BLUE TEAM ALL THE WAY BABY.
(But I ship the fuck out of Grif and Simmons. Dude. Geoff Ramsey even ADMITTED on a radio podcast that Grif is secretly in love with Simmons)
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Caboose and Simmon’s sister
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BLUETARD RIGHT HERE!! WOOOOOO! All of my ships are just weird though… (i.e. the councillor and the director). You. me. we are going to be Deviantart friends. Do you have one? Mine is WafflestheDemon.
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Just added you! Hell yeah!
Simmons has a sister? Isn’t it Grif’s sister? Kaikana? I kinda ship them because of the cuddles that would ensue. Oh yeah, my ships are weird as fuck. Donut and Sarge. O’Malley and Delta. Doc and Wash. Church and Tex. (YAY HETERO!) SHEILA AND LOPEZ LOL THAT SHIT IS CANON. I also think that Wyoming and O’Malley are british bros that sit around all day and sip tea.
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I SHALL SHIP THEM ALL!!! Except for Wash, he is much more adorable all alone.
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I have no idea why I even ship Wash and Doc. No clue whatsoever. I think the community on livejournal did this to me. I didn’t even ship Sarge and Donut until someone started putting cute pictures of them all over the fucking place and then I was like, oh, I guess that works. Damnit.
Well, except that part when Doc is a smart ass to him and Wash is really irritated because he makes so much sense.
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Red vs. Blue: Fucking love that shit!
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That shit is the best. And don’t even get me started on the other stuff, like RT Life and Animated Adventures that stuff cracks me up!
And last year I got to meet Griffon Ramsey at Anime Expo and she was super nice and sweet! She signed my neck and I got to take a picture with her. She was so cool!
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Holy crap! I am so jealous of you right now.
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I am jealous of my past self because I am here in my dorm not talking to Griffon. That is how much jealousy is ensuing here.
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I say we find a TARDIS and beat your past self up. Agreed?
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As long as I can go back and fix Atonement.
That’s the last time a movie makes me cry. They’ll see. THEY’LL SEE!
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By by now Grif and Simmons might as well be cannon.
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Dude they’re so canon they had to steal Sheila’s and wave it around in front of Donut before he jumped on them and squeeze them to death in happiness.
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Grimmons FTW!
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Me and a boy I dated briefly use to wear matching Grimmons buttons because he loved Red Vs Blue too and he had to admit that Grif and Simmons were in love.
Mine said, Be the Grif to my Simmons and his was Be the Simmons to my Grif.
And then my nickname is Caboose and my best friend Jodie is Church.
I actually have a Caboose jacket. FTW
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What does your boyfriend liking your caboose have to do with the gays causing tornadoes?
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My ex boyfriend didn’t call me Caboose, my friend Jodie did. He called me Simmons. And Caboose is the name of a character on Red vs Blue, Michael J. Caboose.
Also, this is strictly a Blue Team conversation. It’s classified.
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So you cheated on your boyfriend by letting your friend Jodie stare and comment on your caboose? I don’t think that’s very nice. How did your ex feel about that?
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Adam, learn to read and learn the definition of context as well.
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Oh. My. God.
Caboose is someone’s name. It is the name of an imaginary person. I was Caboose. She was Church. Her nickname was Leonard Church. Because in the show Caboose and Church were friends. Do you even have a brain? What the hell is wrong with you?
We broke up because I moved away. Are you retarded? You went full retard. Never go full retard.
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This is Caboose
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The caboose also refers to your backside. I think your fried was making reference to your posterior parts.
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Nevermind that her friend watched the show along with her, and why would anyone call someone Caboose in reference to the butt?
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Caboose is slang for backside. Maybe she has a noticable caboose and her friend was hitting on her? That’s what it sounds like from how she told us what happened, maybe she was just too young and naive to see through it.
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No, that’s how it sounded in your head because you’re a pervert. The entire context of what she’s been saying lately is about a show online, naming off various characters and so forth. Anyone with a working brain cell could tell she would’ve been talking about the show. They might go ‘huh, that’s weird, why is someone named Caboose’, but that’s about it.
There’s also the fact that caboose is typically a term used for TRAINS. There are 5 year old children who are more knowledgeable than you are. You have no hope left.
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Also considering the fact that I was the one that introduced the show to her, and I watch it more than she does, and she’s only seen the first five seasons, I’m more of an avid fan. And someone else was the one to give us the nicknames, our friend Brenda was the one who made the joke because she watches the show as much as I do, and Jodie just went along with it. We were playing Uno and Jodie hit my shoulder and I just laughed and hugged her and Brenda went, AH! Sarah is Caboose, and Jodie is Church! And the names stuck. After that Brenda became Tex and several other of my friends received nicknames from other characters. Like, Max can do a British accent so he became Wyoming, Mark is always complaining so he became Doc, and Jacob is always making gay jokes so he’s Donut.
There. Is that clear enough for you? You fucking idiot.
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This is evil. The administrators have been alerted to this satanic code talk occurring on this Christian Site.
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I’m pretty sure that I don’t give a shit about whatever you’re babbling about.
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Maybe one of your other accounts does sarah.
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August, care to remind us how you caused someone to kill themselves?
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Please remind me who did, how, and how you know this L.N.
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Why, your victim put up a post that you had apparently been harassing him and his family, and your ‘wonderful’ admin friends deleted his post shortly afterwards. In fact, you even got so pissy, that you sent me an email about it. Which, by the way, isn’t exactly public information considering only people who run this site can see, so care to tell us how you were able to see my email address?
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You you claim there was a post stating I harrassed someone ant their family? Now you are just making things up. And how do I know your email address? Same way I know your shoe size, Same reason I pay my Korean.
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Wow, you’re just pulling shit from your ass now, aren’t you? God, you must’ve loved it when you heard that he died, probably filled you with glee. And really, you’re going to throw your racism in there as well? And don’t deny you didn’t send me an email, and why do you say you know my shoe size? Admit it, you’re a creep, a pervert, a liar, and a despicable human being.
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I did send you a very real email because you were commenting incorrectly on a very real legal matter. Your strange knowledge of this matter and your insistence to constantly bring it up have now lead me to believe you were behind the very real threats made to my family.
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Then you’re nothing but a paranoid fool. I can’t remember the exacts and since the post was deleted, I can’t go back and double check. Either way, why should I care if the threats made towards your family are real or not? You want to kill others, so what should it matter to me if people you know die? Why do I care? You certainly don’t care about other people. You want them dead, and you continuously insult other people, what makes you so special that you can’t take what you dish out?
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We are done then. I now see you as someone who supports harm to my family.
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Hey LN he emailed me to once asking if I wanted his son’s transformers or whatever, like I need someone’s hand me downs when I have a friend who has connections inside Hasbro and I can get any edition I want. Seriously.
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I emailed you asking if your friend who you constantly mentioned wanted the old transformers. The email was nice and you replied rudely.
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August, if you were smart, you’d drop the subject and NEVER bring it up again. The subject? CD’s alternate accounts here. After all, the only way you could know about that would be to have some way of viewing her IP address, which you flat-out admitted to knowing, and then if that wasn’t enough, it was also the same time that the suicide note showed up, meaning whenever you want to rag on CD about her two other accounts, you’re opening a can of worms yourself. And believe me dude, I haven’t even STARTED when it comes to being able to piss you off and hit your weak points. You’ve opened up quite a bit of yourself here, not a smart move on your part.
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Come at me eLleN. Punk. You havent started? Bring it.
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Tough words coming from a coward. Hit a nerve, did I? All you do when back into a corner is lash out and attack wildly. Hell, look at how you responded to me. You know my name is Law, but you just went and called me ‘Ellen’. Admit it, you’re afraid, you know EXACTLY what I could do, and you’re scared shitless because of it. You’re the one who brought up that fat, stupid bitch of a daughter you created. Your wife must be so disappointed in you, you total failure.
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And you want my familly killed and support others making threats. So come at me bro.
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“you know EXACTLY what I could do, and you’re scared shitless because of it”
And what is that? Please share!
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CHILDREN. To your corners. Walk it off.
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“And you want my familly killed and support others making threats. So come at me bro.”
Where did I ever say that? You keep lying and lying, just to cover your own ass.
“And what is that? Please share”
Well, you’re mighty proud of your daughter, and highly protective of her. It’d be a shame if something happened to her, or if certain things were said about her.
“CHILDREN. To your corners. Walk it off.”
See? Even Hank knows shit’s gonna get real.
August, I strongly suggest you make your next words wise ones. Call it mercy, call it basic human emotion, call it pity, call it whatever the hell you want, I’m going to give you another chance to avoid a shit storm. You can either ignore me like you planned to, you can apologize for some of the shit you’ve said, or you can get your ass kicked off here and be furious the entire time. I want you to seriously think about it. Your next words are going to determine just what happens. Pick the good route, and good things happen! Hell, I might even apologize for what I’ve said. August, you sure as hell love this site, you came up with the idea of ignoring me (which you failed at doing so) just so you wouldn’t get kicked off. Think about what you’ve said and what you’ve revealed here, and think about what I’ve said. Who do you think is more vulnerable? I suggest your next choice be a smart one, for your own sake. I’m apparently not the only one with a pointer on you. Methinks the admins are keeping a special eye on you as well.
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By the way, I’ll be back in roughly an hour and a half. Think carefully, August.
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“CHILDREN. To your corners. Walk it off.”
Thank you Businessman Hank, you beat me to it.
@L.N. (I know you went offline, but you’ll see this eventually) I understand why you argue with these guys and I do agree with you most of time, but arguments like this go way to far. I can’t control the way you comment, but I know you can be above this.
@August. Same thing I said last time, you are usually a good guy who I’m sure knows when it’s best to just walk away.
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“Well, you’re mighty proud of your daughter, and highly protective of her. It’d be a shame if something happened to her”
Keep digging your own grave.
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Well, this is getting more entertaining.
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“See? Even Hank knows shit’s gonna get real.”
What I know is that two people are clawing at each other like cats. What I’m doing is picking them both up by the scruff of the neck and separating them.
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“Keep digging your own grave.”
A death threat from August, wow, you really HAVE snapped!
@O
I’ll go as low as I have to if it means shutting August up. He should be thankful I haven’t fully ripped into him. Hell, I’m giving him another chance to make up for his mistakes. Instead of showing humility and being humble, however, he instead decides to give into his sin of pride. August has shown long ago that he doesn’t care about being right, all he cares about is getting the last word in. He doesn’t care about anything other than his own greedy self and thinks he can attack and lash out at others without repercussion.
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I’m just sitting here with a stupid grin on my face and laughing hysterically, saying, “I caused this. I started talking about Red vs Blue and I caused this.”
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You are the only one who has posted any threats
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“Well, you’re mighty proud of your daughter, and highly protective of her. It’d be a shame if something happened to her”
Does anyone think that is not a specific and targeted threat?
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“Does anyone think that is not a specific and targeted threat?”
That’s nothing but inferring that I’d do anything and all on your part. I merely said those words, knowing they’d piss you off, you’re the one that gave them meaning.
Now, last chance August, ignore me, apologize, or stir shit up. Your choice. If you actually are a Christian, go ahead and take a moment and think ‘what would Jesus do’, and ask yourself REAL hard. Think for once.
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“That’s nothing but inferring that I’d do anything and all on your part. I merely said those words, knowing they’d piss you off, you’re the one that gave them meaning.”
No
“Well, you’re mighty proud of your daughter, and highly protective of her. It’d be a shame if something happened to her”
Only means one thing. You made several threats here. Man up and bring it.
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You poor, pathetic coward. Honestly, I’m trying to play nice here at this point and you’re still trying to kick and scream. You’re nothing but a punk, a coward. You talk shit about people, and then get offended when people talk shit about you.
“Only means one thing. ”
In your head, maybe. What if I was sincere? What if I seriously meant that it’d be a shame if something bad happen to her, that I’d genuinely feel sorry for her if anything terrible happened to her? August, you’re too quick, too stupid to do anything but what you REALLY want to do. Fuck honor, fuck nobility, fuck humility, fuck being humble, you want to do shit your way and no one can do the same thing to you.
Hypocrite. Coward. Failure. Loser. Words that describe you. You know what? Something bad DID happen to your daughter; she was raised by you. She’s probably looking at her friends’ dads and going ‘god dammit, why can’t my dad be a man for once instead of the piss poor coward he is’.
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No you are just trying to cover up for saying:
“Well, you’re mighty proud of your daughter, and highly protective of her. It’d be a shame if something happened to her”
And in the context of your text and surrounding comments only means a threat. I have taken it as one.
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Well, that’s on you. Not surprised you’d take it as a threat, you’re a hypocrite and a coward.
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It is there. Right for everyone to see.
I have even gotten two emails from your fellow naysayers distancing themselves from the comment and saying it went too far.
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The start of it, maybe, but my point still stands and is completely valid. You don’t want to say that your ‘keep digging your grave’ comment wasn’t supposed to be taken as a threat, then why should you take my comment as a threat? Coward. Hypocrite. Words you’ll never outgrow.
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Don’t even compare them. Digging your own grave is commonly defined as “doing something stupid you can’t possibly recover from”.
Not even the same as.
“Well, you’re mighty proud of your daughter, and highly protective of her. It’d be a shame if something happened to her”
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You want to speak in metaphors, why can’t I? Admit it, you’re a hypocrite.
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“Well, you’re mighty proud of your daughter, and highly protective of her. It’d be a shame if something happened to her”
Is not a metaphor.
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It’s still not specific, now, is it? You took it as a threat. What about it was so threatening? Why is it you’re telling me to dig a grave, which is much more specific and sounds threatening coming from you, and calling it harmless?
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This is getting good.
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L. N. is a fake persona, everybody knows that. He can’t do anything significant to anybody here, it’s ridiculous. If “he” is even a he. We don’t know.
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Hank, why do you want to stir shit up? In fact, where did the idea of me being a fake come from?
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I’m not sure what “shit” you believe I’m capable of stirring up, nor why. But I believe you’re a fake because your personality is such a ludicrous caricature of angry militant atheism that it’s really hard to believe that you’re carrying out this charade in good faith. So as far as I’m concerned, a fraud you are, sir.
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What a disgusting and malicious creep this LN is, threatening harm on other people’s children. That’s about as low as I’ve seen anyone ever sink to on an internet forum.
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Jeb, what do you have to say then to your friends who have directly said that they wish harm upon my future children or harm upon the people who disagree with them? I made no threats whatsoever and only a fool would misconstrue them into being threats and now you’re insulting me? How dare you sir!
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“Jeb, what do you have to say then to your friends who have directly said that they wish harm upon my future children..”
Your “future children” is hypothetical. You can’t threaten something that doesn’t exist.
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Quick question… Why would God choose this one location to smite the homosexuals? If he was tring to rid of this sexuality of people why wouldn’t he have chosen a more populated day community?
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He was showing that he’d punish even us for not working hard enough to make sure only nuclear families have the right to exist.
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That’s a piss poor excuse. You also forgot to mention just why God would attack places you like or curse Santorum’s daughter.
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There’s a better place to discuss your perverted fangirl homolust than here.
This is why the moral majority dislikes you. You people shove your perversions in our faces.
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Okay but still it seems God would attack a gay community to get his point across instead of picking a random location because how would people understand the point he was making?
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The wrath of God is perfect, i hope America listens to God’s warning this time.
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Sounds about right. Spot on.
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So you admit to being a hypocrite? Sounds ’bout right.
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Hi jeb you are quit good at turning me on.
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This is an A and B conversation, so please C your way out of it, Claire.
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I love women though, so you really cannot call me sexist.
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What’s hypocritical about it? Is it beyond your comprehension that things might be done for different reasons?
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That’s not going to happen. We can’t all be miserable spinster cat ladies. Many of us have happy and fulfilling lives.
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And your life consists of putting others down because you’re insecure about yourself.
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“And your life consists of putting others down because you’re insecure about yourself.”
You’re wrong again pal, I actually have a life outside of this site, and I only post here for amusement. Meanwhile you seem to have dedicated a whole lot of yours to making pointless and long-winded comments here, and the sad thing is you seem to take it all so seriously. Haven’t you got anything positive to do? You won’t ever get the time you wasted here back, and you won’t be getting any prizes.
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You have a life outside? Let me guess, you spend your time insulting others and sand in children’s faces at the beach.
Also, here’s a tip: NEVER say ‘why are you here’ as some kind of retort; the exact same thing can be said about you.
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“Also, here’s a tip: NEVER say ‘why are you here’ as some kind of retort; the exact same thing can be said about you.”
How do you figure that? Unlike you, I don’t spend hours here writing thousand word replies that nobody even reads.
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Why do you care about what people say about you, what do you care about what people say about this, that, or another thing, why do you bother to respond to people when it doesn’t matter and you never do anything but insult them, etc.
See? You see how pointless it is to say that as a retort? You tell me that no one reads my replies, and yet here you are responding to one of them.
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Jeb is invited, you are not. So why are you here LN? It is a very valid question. If you are only here to make a fool out of yourself, mission accomplished.
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Except this is still a public forum, so you using ‘why are you here’ as some kind of retort is basically pointless. What’s the point in asking it? And, really August, you’re calling ME the fool? You DO realize just how stupid and foolish YOU are, right? Do you remember the shit you’ve pulled that’s gotten your ass on the watch list for this site? You’re so hateful and despicable, even the admins are wanting to kick you off this site. You even said it yourself that you were skating on thin ice. By the way, what ever happened to you ignoring me, hm?
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I said we not me. But sure, why are you here?
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You’re still apart of that ‘we’, are you not? And why am I here? Last time I’ll answer: you need an audience, otherwise your talks here are meaningless, are they not?
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My articles get tens of thousands of hits, and that is nowhere near how many people like Susan, Tyson, and Billings get, so no, I don’t need you as an audience.
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You get tens of thousands of people laughing at you, don’t feel accomplished. I’m also willing to bet that a good chunk of them disagree with you as well, so if you’re telling people who disagree with you to leave, then at that point, you might as well just leave yourself.
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You go way beyond disagreeing or even laughing.
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Considering God is responsible for so much in the world, yes, yes it is when you apply your logic to the world. You admitted that God strikes places you don’t like while things that happen to places you DO like are just random bouts of nature and weather, even though God controls nature and weather in your head.
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LOL, people (visitors) on the twitter box are now making fun of L.N. by name.
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August, why are you so desperate to put others down that you have to resort to just flat-out lying?
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Just pointing out facts, did you see it?
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I looked at the twitter feed, and there’s no mention of my name. Not ‘law’, not ‘l.n’, not ‘l. n.’, nothing. Wouldn’t be the first time you lied though, seeing as how you have nothing to live for.
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It’s there, one comment about your intelligence and two retweets. Maybe not everyone sees the same results. It is so funny.
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Just because you send a tweet and your retarded Christwire friends retweet it, doesn’t mean jackshit. There’s also the problem that I looked at ALL the tweets. Amazing what holding down the ‘end’ key on a page that auto-loads and then searching for three or four simple characters can do when it comes to proving you wrong.
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Ah, Claire! Saving the world again today, I see? How goes it?
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