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  • (chrisTwire)—Three Arizona teen girls, named Brynne, Tess, and Savannah, have formed a group that performs exorcisms. They have actually graduated from a school and work under the tutelage of Rev. Bob Larson, who is also Brynne’s father. The trio says that they split their time between home schooling, sports, church and casting out demons from “possessed”.

    Brynne, Tess and Savannah are all black belts in karate, expert horseback riders and avid musical theater fans. And they perform exorcisms. “We’re just normal girls who do something extraordinary for God,” Brynne said. “After seeing an actual exorcism in person, led by us, you will walk away with no doubt, whatsoever…. There is a war going on every day, being waged against us… Satan hates us. We know how the enemy is, we know what he’s attacking and we can fight back.”

    They have named themselves the “God Squad”

    The girls were trained in exorcism by Brynne’s father, Bob Larson, who claims to have performed more than 10,000 exorcisms over the past three decades (which would average about one per day).

    The God Squad from left to right: The hot one “Brynne’; The chubby one “Savannah”; and the one who talks too much “Tess”, use their powers to battle Satan at every turn.

    Reverend Bob Larson of Freedom Churches International told Anderson Cooper on his talk show Anderson that he’s brought his daughters into the family trade.
    Brynne got involved in exorcism at age 13. ‘I got up on stage in front of 3,000 people and cast a demon out in Africa. I knew what was going on,’ she said on an episode of Anderson set to air today.

    ‘(My father) really walked me through and helped me with it,’ she says. Tess, 17, says her first exorcism was on a friend of hers. She said that one of the tell-tale signs is eyes that dilate ‘You can see evil.’

    Cooper questions what a typical exorcism would cost. ‘Our teams charge absolutely nothing,’ Rev Larson tells him. ‘The teen girls don’t charge.’


    Update: By popular demand, here are more pictures of Byrne.

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