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Reaganomics. Poor, lazy people will cringe and cry when they hear that word. For welfare mothers, the word “Reaganomics” tortures them worse than a Vulcan-Ferangi hybred eared beagle hearing long Freddy Krueger nails being scraped along a chalkboard. For Democrats, the word makes them shake with terror and fear how they will not be able to weaken America into a socialist slum full of ignorant Arab-oil economy supporting, high-tax rate paying, miltary budget hating prostrate Obamacare addicts.
Today the national average gas price tops $3.70 per gallon. Gas prices have become so expensive that churches have been forced to give away free $20 worth of gas. America is at a crisis point and the economy is stagnant. The problem is simple: we have stopped allowing America’s economy to trickle as it was intended to do.
Look at this great image. Look at those gas prices. That was in the heart of Reagan’s reign of morality for America. Things were good for the working: black crackheads were being tossed in prison. Taxes were low, leaving more money for us to buy yachts, fine food and lavish vacations. The spending of our money eventually trickled down to the help, workers stuck at places like Chipotle or orderlies at the local vet clinic.
The little tips and purchases we make and leave trickle down to them, letting them shop at Wal-mart, buy diapers for their babies and maybe even sign up for Affordablue, Blue Cross and Blue Shield’s great private insurance for people with cute little jobs.
That image above makes your mouth salivate: just imagine how nice it would be for all Americans to enjoy cheap gas prices. While the variance of a few dollars is inconsequential to many of us, for the greater good of the country 79 cents is great. Even better to consider, the price would have been 73 cents without a hike Democrats sneaked onto gas rates in 1986.
If we want to lower gas prices, we have to get Obama out of the White House. We need a president who realizes that a trickle down economy fuels a trickle up America.
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3:14 pm
It’s almost like Obama never became president!
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4:49 pm
It’s almost like christians never became a religion ahh the good old days.
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7:20 pm
You realize that if Christians didn’t exist you’d be worshiping trees and gathering berries right now.
Or heaven forbid, you’d be wearing a burqua.
Christianity is what makes western culture the best.
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7:25 pm
No, it’s the fact that we asked ‘why’ when technology started to evolve. That is why the world is the way it is now.
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7:59 pm
if christianity would not have existed we would not have repression or dark age and we would be 1000 years ahead than we are now
and you won’t have 9/11 neither ( or maybe yes who know )
muslims attack you because they are pissed at christian for what you did during crusade
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8:32 pm
Tree worshiping has yielded interesting results for me. the Sky Man should hear about this.
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4:30 pm
Back in 86 i could have bought a pack of smokes for about 20 cents.Today i buy a pack of smokes for nearly 6-7 dollars.
My point is, with the inflation, bigger paychecks even on the low end and whatnot, prices are relative.You can say that gas is 3 bucks more expensive, but you have more bucks to start with.
The idea of trickle down economics today works best as that, an idea.Especially in times where people want to hoard their money under their pillows again out of fear of a digital ice age.
The translation to the real world, in consequence, is another thing, as is with many ideas, no matter how good or well intended.Many ideas unfortunately never take into account the variability of human nature and it’s emotions.
That said, taxing wealthy people heavier just makes sure the money trickles down, even if it is by force.Dependeing on good will of rich people to invest a lot is gambling.
And no, im not a communist socialist libertarian anarchist.
I just try to see things as they are.
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8:46 pm
what really needs to happen is using one of the multitude of different energy sources that are not only easier to obtain, but also produce better output and burn cleaner. hydrogen is a wonderful alternative, so is magnetic power. in fact, I have a rough idea for a magnetic generator that may or may not produce energy indefinitely. at the very least it will work better than standard axle magnetic generators.
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12:52 am
Obama actually raised the prices of cigarettes on purpose.
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7:15 pm
Reagan was the great American of the last century. He did not waste time with the perverts and the feminists. He crushed any of the moron democrats who got in his way. And best of all, he was an incredible, loving wonderful human being! The nation was so in love with him. What a great guy! We haven’t seen anything like the Gipper since, though Rick Santorum is pretty charming and fun. Goodness, I miss the 80s. I had so much more hair on my head (and not on my back) then! Laughing out loud!
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7:19 pm
“We haven’t seen anything like the Gipper since, though Rick Santorum is pretty charming and fun.”
Why am I not surprised that you’re supportive of a racist, ignorant bigot.
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9:30 pm
Why am I not surprised that you are obsessively stalking and bullying Stephenson?
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8:49 pm
This has nothing to do with the president. Gas prices are such because we are using too much of it with Hummers and SUVs. If we drove cars that didn’t get 8 miles to the gallon, oil would be SO much more inexpensive.
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7:35 am
gas prices are this way because the oil business is a Monopoly. we didn’t start losing all of it within the last three decades
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