Danica Patrick Emboldened by Top Ten Finish
Danica Patrick Emboldened by Top Ten Finish
<Richmond, VA> – With an entirely implausible top ten finish at the Texas Motor Speedway to embolden her, Danica Patrick has turned her attention to improvement at Richmond. Miss Patrick has been attempting to squash the traditional role of women as terrible drivers with no concept of the mechanics and engineering that go into building and controlling a Nascar Nationwide Racecar.
In the spirit of full disclosure, I must state that Danica Patrick is a woman. She is very uppity, waving her nail polished finger at veteran drivers since she was racing gocarts in Rockford,IL at the age of 11. It was at that early age that she was indoctrinated in the works of Marx and Steinen which fired up her desire to crush the very fabric of the American Family
This new feeling of accomplishment and the confidence that goes with it is a curse on the sport of Nascar. The male drivers who once shrugged off Miss Patrick’s presence on the track as a far left wannabee are now growing much more skeptical of her and their concerns are very valid in my opinion. The fact that this race is at night is of particular concern as the element of darkness will further endager the male racers.
May God be at the Richmond International Speedway watching over the drivers as they praise his name and may the devil be frustrated in his attempts to completely destroy the sport of auto racing using the deluded Miss Patrick in his plans. To pray otherwise is to support not only her Nationwaide career but her jump into the top level of competition in the Sport, the Nascar Sprint Cup Series.
I’m not ready for that.
…and in other sports news.
Proving that science and traditional American Morals are the cornerstone of a free society, a black man, Robert Griffin 3 (left,) knows his place as that behind the white man in line as he accepted his appointment to the Washington team as the number two choice for the politically incorrect Redskins.
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Author: Cassidy Pen
I'm a soldier for Christ using both style and my own insight to present a faithful documentation of issues I feel are close to the hearts of my Christian Brothers and Sisters.
I think the fact that Danica Patrick can finish a lap without crashing is a miracle. However she is a danger to herself and others and should be banned.
Great news on the draft. Andrew Luck is a fine young man. So non-threatening looking. I am excited for Saturday to see when Kellen Moore gets taken.
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Um excuse me, why does it mattter that she is a woman?
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Because in their mind, women are only good for cooking, cleaning, and doing secretarial jobs.
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L.N. Don’t forget they think women are just glorified baby makers.
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Is Danica a homolesbian? I wouldn’t be surprised if she was, since homolesbians have an insatiable need to act uppity and prove that they are better than men at male tasks. Thank you for this informative article, Brother Cassidy. I pray that this Satanic lesbian feminist’s career will soon be ended, that she will find Jesus and become a proper Christian housewife.
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homolesbian isnt a real word, bro. Oh and no she has skill in racing and it’s her passion so more power to her. And wtf women dont have to be housewifes it’s called womens rights. I swear you people are so freaking sexist it makes me sick. Why would it matter if she’s lesbian? (not saying she is!) And you only assume she is lesbian because she enjoys something that is mostly dont by males? Judgemental much.
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Your prayers will indeed help, Reverend.
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hello, everyone
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oh praise, this danica patrick is a devilwhore, I pray for her soul and for her to take the christ into her heart.
One of my sons received a poster of her and put it on his bedroom wall, so I immediately removed it then spank him long and hard for his innapropriate behavior.
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How old is your son and why do you want him to not want a woman?
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The boy is 14. I have no problem with him being interested in women, but I do have a problem with that poster with it’s filthy, unclean pose of the woman. It could lead to all sorts of sinful and depraved behavior.
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Why would you even think to spank a teenager? At that point, you’re being immature yourself, treating them as if he was still a 5 year old. And really, why do you people care if others masturbate? He’s not hurting anyone, and if he prays for forgiveness, then by default it’s been forgiven and thus it doesn’t matter if he does do it, and people who don’t masturbate tend to be fucked up in the head. I’m willing to bet that’s how you were raised and from the looks of it, you’re bat-shit insane.
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It’s the hat trick for LN! He encourages an old lady to murder herself, he promotes self-rape for minors and finally, he tells a grown man how to discipline his own child! All in a day’s work for one of the most despicable posters in all of the interwebs.
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the depths of Ms. Patrick’s sexual deviancy has already been discussed on this board and I consider it a closed topic.
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“the depths of Ms. Patrick’s sexual deviancy has already been discussed on this board and I consider it a closed topic.”
No, you just made shit up because you don’t like the idea of a woman being in Nascar.
“All in a day’s work for one of the most despicable posters in all of the interwebs.”
Better than encouraging genocide and irrational hatred and ignorance.
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