Danica Patrick Emboldened by Top Ten Finish
<Richmond, VA> – With an entirely implausible top ten finish at the Texas Motor Speedway to embolden her, Danica Patrick has turned her attention to improvement at Richmond. Miss Patrick has been attempting to squash the traditional role of women as terrible drivers with no concept of the mechanics and engineering that go into building and controlling a Nascar Nationwide Racecar.
In the spirit of full disclosure, I must state that Danica Patrick is a woman. She is very uppity, waving her nail polished finger at veteran drivers since she was racing gocarts in Rockford,IL at the age of 11. It was at that early age that she was indoctrinated in the works of Marx and Steinen which fired up her desire to crush the very fabric of the American Family
This new feeling of accomplishment and the confidence that goes with it is a curse on the sport of Nascar. The male drivers who once shrugged off Miss Patrick’s presence on the track as a far left wannabee are now growing much more skeptical of her and their concerns are very valid in my opinion. The fact that this race is at night is of particular concern as the element of darkness will further endager the male racers.
May God be at the Richmond International Speedway watching over the drivers as they praise his name and may the devil be frustrated in his attempts to completely destroy the sport of auto racing using the deluded Miss Patrick in his plans. To pray otherwise is to support not only her Nationwaide career but her jump into the top level of competition in the Sport, the Nascar Sprint Cup Series.
I’m not ready for that.
…and in other sports news.
<New York City> – Andrew Luck, a white man, became the first drafted American Football Player in this year’s National American Football (NFL) Draft. Mr. Luck will play for the Indianapolis team. Mr. Luck is shown to the right.
Proving that science and traditional American Morals are the cornerstone of a free society, a black man, Robert Griffin 3 (left,) knows his place as that behind the white man in line as he accepted his appointment to the Washington team as the number two choice for the politically incorrect Redskins.