Disney Princesses in Real Life Fashion Paintings by Jirka Vaatainen
Disney characters and female princesses come to life in paintings by Jirka Vaatainen. By using composite photos and digital scales, Vaatainen created some rich, realistic designs of Disney’s leading ladies. On this list, my favorite characters are Pocahontas and Ursula. Ursula really does look like the woman from Operation Repo on television. It’s no joke!
Alice in Wonderland

Real life version of Alice in Wonderland, wearing a fashionable Kansas skirt and wife’s kitchen smock.
The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid looks a bit more fishy as she flops ashore.
Belle from Beauty and the Beast

Given the choice between a gruff Beast and a strong-chinned Frenchman of who no one could throw cheap shots in a fight like him, Belle really never had a ‘nice guy’ option.
Cinderalla

This is pre fashion upgrade Cinderella.
Esmerelda from Hunchback of Notre Dame

Esmerelda gives some shoulder action in her blouse.
Jane from Tarzan

Princess Jasmine from Aladdin

The genie actually tried the ol’ reverse genie lamp trick on her when he saw this.
Mulan

Pocahantas

Pocahantas is doing the Emma Watson poopsie squat pose in her native fabric fashion dress.
Rapunzel

She has the perfect hair for any DIY hairstyle class.
Snow White

Tiana

She likes to kiss frogs and turn them into gold wielding princes.
Ursula

She looks like the big Hispanic lady from Operation Repo.
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Belle is making an expression like that CelestialDeath in her avatar.
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admit it: your completely turned on by this. pervert
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I’m actually kinda pleased to be compared to Belle. GO BOOKS!
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But Belle is a furrysexual
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Well Technically she didn’t kiss him until AFTER the curse was broken.
My head cannon for that pairing is so weird though. I imagine that Belle wouldn’t want to stay at the castle so her and the Beast decided to travel the world and he glares at people that are nice to her and they go visit giant libraries and eat strange foods and learn how to speak different languages. Yup. I’m crazy.
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got a problem with furries?
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Yes, the drycleaning chemicals they use to clean the sex fluids from their weirdo outfits are harmful to the environment.
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I certainly don’t wear a fursuit. I’m more interested in not wearing things.
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That’s not even funny. No, she just has a smart and studious look about herself, reminds me of CD’s avatar.
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Ursala impressed me the most. What a rack on her.
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Some of them are just purposefully ethnic. I find that offensive.
Rapunzel is ok, I like her shirt.
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I really love the paintings. Especially the Ursala one.
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I see paedophilic tendencies in a lot of those paintings.
Let’s face it, Finnish artists are sick in the head. If they’re not making paedo pornography out of children’s stories they’re like Tom of Finland with his big, sweaty, leather-clad, elephant-hung muscle-Mary Nazi-fetish, bear-on-bear gay action.
http://www.eroticartcollection.com/Tom_of_Finland/
It makes me feel unusual.
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Mods please ban exbrony. He has posted pornigraphic material and is putting sin into my eyes. Please ban him.
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Lies. I am merely posting a link to some art of, shall we say, dubious merit. It is entirely germane to the discussion.
Of course, your only interest in discussions is to derail them.
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Art? That’s art? You could say the same about Hentai.
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Why so homophobic? Tom of Finland was a courageous, uncompromising talent whose epoch-making art revolutionised pictorial erotica and empowered gay men the world over to embrace their inner bear.
He will be remembered and celebrated long after you have been forgotten.
Hentai, on the other hand, is largely impotent misogynistic/paedophiliac wank fodder.
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I’m not homophobic. But you consider that art while not hentia.
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Educate yourself, philistine.
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Crookedtrees is the only art I know
http://e621.net/data/e7/48/e7486d88320c55b4edc87628a36a6dc3.png?1323312375
nothing in the entire world compares.
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All of them are so pretty, save Ursula. I think that Alice is my favourite though
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Why are you guys being so racist against Ursula?
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How exactly is it racist?
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dunno still I prefer Mulan but heh
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I like Mulan and Jane. Mostly because Mulan and Tarzan are really good movies.
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Mulan and Jane are my spirit animals.
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I agree with the Mulan one!!! It’s really beautiful… all of them are… except Ursula cos she’s not supposed to be beautiful, also she’s a Villain, not a Princess so she has no point of being in this “article”.
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hmm…
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yup, Belle’s my favorite.
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damn, the joke is ruined because the link is broken.
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I don’t like Ursula because in The Little Mermaid, she was manipulative and that is wrong. The drawing is good but my dislike of the character distorts my view of her
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Agreed.
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Rock n’ Roll
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Too much skin. It makes me sick to see the liberal media trying to turn our Christian children into prostitutes with this filthy propaganda. The darker the complexion, the looser the morals seem from these pictures. Don’t know what message they are trying to send, but I’ve got a hint.
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I think they should all be clad in leather.
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Pocahontas looks the best
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While those paintings are really good, I prefer these princesses:
http://jeftoonportfolio.blogspot.com/2009/02/twisted-princess.html?m=1
Credit goes to Jeffrey Thomas for his awesome artwork
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Wow, Claire, way to be arrogant and superficial. Why do you think Ursual cannot be a daddy’s little princess? Are you judging by looks again?
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Have you seen the movie, you stupid prick? She flat-out manipulates people all the damn time in an effort to rule the kingdom that the main characters are apart of.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Claire. I think it’s ugly that you people are giving Ursula such a hard time and not finding anything beautiful about her.
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What I’m saying is that everyone can have an inner beauty. My favorite Ursula moment is when she convinced Ariel that women are best seen and not heard. Even as a child it brought tears to my eyes.
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So you loved the part where Ursula tells her to be a women slave? Just like Christian women?
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Pocahontas is racist, Claire.
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How is Pocahontas racist?
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Let’s let the Powhatan Nation explain:
http://www.powhatan.org/pocc.html
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Fair enough.
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Adam, how do you take what Claire said and convert to ‘she’s anti-Pocahontas’?
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You’ve changed for the worst, Claire. You used to be so sweet and delicate, happily engaging in discourse and even attempting to write decent articles. I miss that Claire. Now, you cuss and you’re crude. You resort to bogus claims when you’re cornered. You complain about Pocahontas and then say you are not anti-Pocahontas. Then you show absolute hatred for Ursula.
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Claire, can we be friends again?
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Now you are anti-Pocahontas? What’s next, you’ll try to claim Lewis and Clark were cannibals and Jesus is a zombie? Where is that sweet, decent young woman I used to admire, Claire? What did you do with old Claire? I feel like I’m watching the New Adventures of Old Christine with you sometimes. I keep wanting Elaine and George to walk in the room, Jerry being bemused with Kramer’s antics. But all I get is this new show of you just trying to twist everything in Olbermanesque manner. Can you bring back the Claire we all know and love?
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I used to have a My Little Mermaid swimsuit when I was a kid too!
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Awwwww! So cute! ^-^ I never had a Little Mermaid swimsuit
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I was the Little Mermaid once for Halloween when I was six.
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You have a kid?
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I was Dracula when I was six, when we still went trick or treating down in Athens.
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That is an adorable picture.
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Learn how to take a compliment, Claire. Reflexive hostility is unbecoming in a young lady like yourself.
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Not knowing how to take a compliment is a sing mental illness.
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Claire, why are you so mean to people who give you compliments. Was it not only a month or two ago you admitted you had a fantasy about Mike there?
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So Claire has a kid now?
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I’m not sure, August. It looks like her, but the kid actually looks like she would grow up to be friendly and say ‘thank you’ if someone gave her a compliment.
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