Does Vatican Nun Crackdown Prove Superiority of Protestantism?
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Long ago, the first true Christian named Martin Luther declared one thing: there is nothting just about Catholocism! Scandals and lies! How can a religion call itself just, when there are secret homosexuals allowed to masquerade as priests!
The cat is out of the bag, Catholics! We all know the statitistics: for every one priest, 4 alter boys may have been ballyhood in no-nos. When you tell people that they can just say a few rosaries and hail maries to get away with sin, you’re iniviting homosexuals to come running for forgiven sodomy salvation!
But what I always suspected is this: if the stories about the priests are bad, then what about the nuns? It turns out today that a new report detailing all the saucy secrets of nuns is being released. This is just a little preamble I had to write so I could sleep tonight, but when I get into my office hopefully the full details will have emerged.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
9:32 am
Rev. Higgins you’ve hit the nail right on the head sir. As you’re aware I recently wrote of the homosexual problem within the Catholic church. http://christwire.org/2012/04/81-of-catholic-priests-prefer-boys-study-reveals/
Had nuns had racks like the one in your photo, who knows I may not have left the Catholics. But alias it wasn’t to be. Great story.
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11:34 am
Martin Luther was the first ‘true’ Christian? Not Christ himself, or Peter, Matthew, James, or John? Nor even Paul, writer of the letter to the Romans which Martin Luther quoted regularly and urged people to memorize? I have a bit of a problem with that statement.
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