FOR IT IS WRITTEN:
America is One Nation, Und God, Indivisible with Liberty and Justice for All.
Long ago, the first true Christian named Martin Luther declared one thing: there is nothting just about Catholocism! Scandals and lies! How can a religion call itself just, when there are secret homosexuals allowed to masquerade as priests!
The cat is out of the bag, Catholics! We all know the statitistics: for every one priest, 4 alter boys may have been ballyhood in no-nos. When you tell people that they can just say a few rosaries and hail maries to get away with sin, you’re iniviting homosexuals to come running for forgiven sodomy salvation!
But what I always suspected is this: if the stories about the priests are bad, then what about the nuns? It turns out today that a new report detailing all the saucy secrets of nuns is being released. This is just a little preamble I had to write so I could sleep tonight, but when I get into my office hopefully the full details will have emerged.