Emma Watson in Short Shorts Photo
In the following photograph, Emma Watson is once more spreading her witchy sins to the world.
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Over 3 million people have now enjoyed my journalism of how Emma Watson turned into a devilwhore. The transition was slow and painful, like trying to pass a kidney zone while trapped in a third world country hospital.
But even the pain of trying to shoot out Satan’s diamond cannot compare to the pain in the heart to see that Emma Watson is on the road to true harlotry. Today, it is flashing Daisy Duke’d legs to make unchaste men stiffened with sins. Tomorrow, it will be drug crack alley with Lindsay Hohan and that birthcontrol toking harlot who was on the news a few weeks ago.
JRK Tolkien will have much to atone for his sinful Harry Potter book series.
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Author: Abe
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6:34 am
A truly sinful girl to wear such skimpy attire. She is badly in need of 1 on 1 prayer sessions and counseling to cure her Satanic fashion choices. I volunteer my skills as a pastor and counsellor to help bring this young woman closer to God My counseling skills have helped many fallen young women over the years (so much so that they have yelled out “Oh God” at the end of our prayer session), I firmly believe I can save her too. Praise Jesus!
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6:59 am
She’s not a teenager anymore so she can do whatever she wants!
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7:12 am
Adulthood is not a license to do whatever one wants. The Bible clearly sets out rules for all people to follow. By dressing as a streetwalker, this sinful woman is clearly violating all rules of Christian modesty with her unladylike behavior.
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9:29 am
And what happens if there is no Heaven? You wasted your life hating people that don’t deserve it and following rules that don’t matter.
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10:24 am
she’s sun bathing so she can wear those clothes
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12:02 pm
Here is an idea- stop consulting the bible for everything.
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5:35 pm
Who cares what bible says? We don’t live in the bible. We live in a free world, where we can choose how to drees or eat or what to read or what music to listen and so on. And bible has nothing to do with the dressing code. If bible would have a dress code, then you should dress as people when Jesus did live.
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7:01 am
The bible does comment on a dress code but it is stuff like don’t mix fabrics and if you are a woman you aren’t meant to wear the clothes of a man. I agree though, you shouldn’t let the bible dictate your personal tastes.
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7:48 pm
Rev the Bible also sets rule about lusting also
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11:09 am
Rev. Cletus – It is truly a gift you have granted by God to show such compassion for this skank and to offer her your counseling services. You sir are among an elite group of Christians of the highest order!
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12:42 pm
Thank you for your kind words, Reverend Billy Ray. Yes, it is hard work, but I believe no one is beyond redemption, even sinful fallen women like this Emma.
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2:24 pm
bullybob clitoris, shut up. just shut the fuck up. you want to “counsel” her to get in her pants. you are extremely attracted to this, like every other man over the age of 15 is, and your trying to cover it up with the “praise jesus” shit.
they yelled out oh god at the end of your “prayer session”? you probably fucked them
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4:07 pm
Sir/Madam: You are slandering a man of God who only wishes to help fallen women find Jesus. You wound me with your obscene insinuations about my intentions.
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6:33 pm
so… you just want to get in her pants…
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3:46 am
So you plan on rapping Emma Watson then, just like the other young girls that are left alone with you for your “1-on-1 prayer sessions and counseling”?
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9:56 am
“So you plan on rapping Emma Watson then..”
You mean rapping with her? You really need to brush up on your grammar. I know you’re Mexican, but I’m sure you could try studying a bit harder if you ever want to integrate into American society.
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11:45 am
christwire what was that? http://www.epicfail.com/2011/11/30/sign-fail-49/
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12:27 pm
Um… what point are you trying to make by linking to that irrelevant photo?
The most obvious reason that that sign “fails” is that Timothy and Titus are pseudepigrapha.
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4:08 pm
The point is that is says “read bible for details” and as long i check this site i can pull parallels between this picture and the thinking of people who write blogs here.
Also you could ask the same question Abe, when he did post this blog with the picture of Emma.
Just saying ^^
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7:06 am
She’s relaxing in the sun wearing shorts. The hell is wrong with doing that?
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12:43 pm
“She’s relaxing in the sun wearing shorts. The hell is wrong with doing that?”
It’s a major cause of melanoma, the leading cause of death from skin cancer.
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5:05 pm
Well, it looks more like she’s in the shade actually. It is possible for the sun to do damage to you (Galileo went blind from staring at the sun), but a little tanning is healthy for you
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7:18 am
She needs to lose the rolls. Disgusting
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8:19 am
good sir, does the bible not teach ‘only he without sin may cast the first stone’? you clearly possess more chins than a chinese phone book and enough rolls to stock subway thrice over! i bid you good day
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9:30 am
When anyone who doesn’t have abs even slightly bends over without a protruding belly it roles. Thats just a fact. You think it’s disgusting because you CLEARLY have a protruding belly.
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11:56 am
Hasn’t got rolls. She is slouching and that is what it looks like when someone slouches.
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1:17 pm
I don’t look like I have 5 stomachs when I slouch…
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1:37 pm
Well only you know that for sure.
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6:33 pm
Be careful, Felton, your latent homosexuality is showing…
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10:28 am
Man, she’s really turning into a porker.
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12:13 pm
It is just the way she is slouched in the chair. She is still thin. She is far from being a “porker”
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12:13 pm
Is that you Emma?
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12:20 pm
Do you know how idiotic you seem asking that question?
For the hell of it I shall answer your rhetorical question. No it is not Emma, it is in fact, as the display name suggests, Jonny. Who is a person with the uncanny ability to tell whether or not a person is actually fat or just look a tiny bit fatter than usual due to slouching. An ability that quite a few people on this site, and the world for that matter, seem to lack.
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1:52 pm
I got my rock tumbler fixed. Do you want to shine some feldspar?
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2:01 pm
No I do not
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2:08 pm
Your loss.
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2:09 am
If she is so thin, then why does she have jelly rolls on her fat belly? She hasn’t even popped out any babies and is still looking like this. Moo, says the British hag. She needs to get off the Oprah diet and do some zumba.
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11:05 am
This is her on the set of a new film she’s doing, she didn’t choose her clothes you dumbasses.
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11:11 am
Who cares one look at her and you just know she’s possessed by demons.
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12:03 pm
No, what I see is an actress. And that’s all I see. That’s all she is. She’s a person that gets paid to play dress up and entertain us, and you’re all putting way to much stock on her. Get over it.
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5:39 pm
hahahhahaah
I really sometimes ask myself what the hell is wrong with you people?
She shows her legs and you all go crazy like “omg.. that’s sinfull! she’s possessed by a demon!!”
I suggest you don’t look pictures where people are on the beach.
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11:25 am
One look at any of you relnut freaks and we can see that you are possessed by Demons…
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12:05 pm
Hey christwire hasn’t grasped the concept of sunbathing and instead would like to say SHES POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL or SHES A WITCH?
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1:19 pm
You can’t bathe in the sun. Unless you want to be consumed by literal hellfire.
Besides how does this man chin get off by looking like a hooker?
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3:36 pm
What she’s wearing is a COSTUME. She’s on set for a movie. The costume designer for the movie put her in those clothes. She was wearing a Jacket in between takes. Christ.
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3:50 pm
One would have assumed you could learn how to post a picture correctly by now.
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3:57 pm
The site’s shitty for picture posting.
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4:06 pm
No, no it isnt.
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4:27 pm
I don’t have time to convenience you. The fact of the matter is she’s wearing a costume. She didn’t decide to wear those clothes, and she’s even wearing a jacket in between takes.
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4:28 pm
You appear to only have time.
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7:03 pm
Yeah, but why would I bother wasting it on you?
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6:38 pm
how come you make those comments with a straight face when your profile picture is from an anime, which by all means you would (alas, i surely wouldn’t) consider sinful? aren’t you being a bit of a hypocrite?
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11:14 am
Brother Abe – I am disturbed and troubled deeply by this image. It appears she’s just sitting there airing out her holy of hollies for God and all to see. Oh I think I just vomited in my mouth…
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5:40 pm
i bet you did jerk off…
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11:14 am
Is this girl still sexting Abe? She is such a stalker. She needs to get over him.
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11:52 am
A 21/22 world famous beautiful actress sexting Abe? A girl who could probably have anyone she wanted stalking a random person on the internet? I think not. Seems doubtful that anyone is sexting/stalking Abe.
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12:05 pm
She could literally have anyone she wanted. She can take her pick. Honestly.
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12:08 pm
Only if she doesn’t go the short hair route again that look does not suit her at all.
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12:08 pm
Jonny, Abe has a serious past with this “woman”. Also Abe is very strong.
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12:10 pm
I doubt that very much. Doubt she even knows about Abe’s existence.
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12:10 pm
August, the only thing Abe has a past with, is his mental issues.
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12:12 pm
Don’t forget he also has a present and future with his mental issues.
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12:22 pm
Also what has strength got to do with anything said about Abe getting “stalked”? No one mentioned his strength until you.
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2:36 pm
Women flock to his might. Have you seen his videos?
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1:13 am
a serious past with this woman … she is brit she is 21-22 years old he is “american” and he is what 60-70 ?
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3:13 am
He once lifted a fridge, just a few months after a heart operation.
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12:49 pm
Like that even fucking matters.
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12:54 pm
Lifting a mini fridge doesn’t count towards anyone, Adam.
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1:52 pm
It was a full sized fridge.
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2:05 pm
The only way Abe could lift a full-size fridge is if he was trying to devour it’s contents.
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2:08 pm
Like anyone cares about lifting a full size fridge. When I hear about someone lifting a submarine is when I’ll get impressed.
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2:12 pm
When was the last time you heard of someone who had open heart surgery only weeks before being able to carry a fridge over his head?
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2:14 pm
Never, and I don’t believe a hypocritical liar like you. When have you ever shown to be either trustworthy or right? You edit posts if someone finds typos and you’ll deny being wrong when there’s evidence that proves you are wrong.
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2:17 pm
While I have seen a video of an old guy lifting a full size fridge up into a truck bed, I highly doubt that it just happens to be Abe in the video
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2:57 pm
My dad can lift a fridge. Still not impressed. I want to see someone lift a goddamn submarine.
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2:10 am
Why would Abe want a young harlot, when he’s a revered man of God? She’d be lucky to get a huband like him who would guide her to heaven.
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2:30 am
Are you kidding me? He’d be lucky just to get a GLANCE from her in his general direction.
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4:02 am
Hopefully Emma Watson isn’t so superficial.
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12:38 pm
I’m not referring to her looks. I’m referring to her high levels of pure awesomeness.
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12:07 pm
I’m sure she doesn’t like old hillbilly pedophiles
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12:08 pm
August, stop with the booze already.
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12:10 pm
Might be turning into a serious problem
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11:38 am
JRR Tolkein wrote “The Lord of the Rings” and died decades before Harry Potter was released or even thought up as an idea. JK Rowling is a woman and the person who wrote the Harry Potter books. STOP CONFUSING THE TWO. That photo is just her relaxing on a hot day whilst shooting a movie. Possibility that she is in costume if this is the case it wasn’t a choice it was picked out for her to wear specifically in that scene by the costume department.
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1:23 pm
We have been over this…
Emma Watson is JKR Tolkein’s Mary Sue self insert character. I mean come on! Look how similar the actor looks to the author!
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1:35 pm
That is RICHARD DAWKINS not Tolkein. Emma Watson has nothing to do with JRR (NOT JKR) Tolkein. Tolkein has NOTHING to do with Harry Potter what with him being dead since the early 70′s roughly a decade before JK RROWLING even came up with the idea for Harry Potter.
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7:38 pm
good lord, bless this guy for starting the impossible quest of trying to reason with people who won’t accept the idea of discussing any opinion besides their own – Jonny, you have my support.
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2:12 am
I live in the vain hope that one day someone will be converted to being more accepting of others. But as you said John you cannot reason with people who do not accept anything that disagrees with their world view.
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4:15 am
It’s pretty typically British and sexist of you to assume that a woman can only come up with a good story if a man who died 40 years before came up with it first. Not that it really matters, since Tolkien wrote Harry Potter and I think that Mormon female you’re talking about wrote Twilight. Two seperate movies, Jonny. Try to keep up, son.
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6:11 am
J.R.R Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings trilogy
JK Rowling wrote the Harry Potter series
Stephanie Meyer wrote the Twilight books.
Adam, perhaps it is you who should try and keep up
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7:14 am
Adam, for the love of all that is right in the world. It is pretty idiotic of you to say that: “It’s pretty typically British and sexist of you to assume that a woman can only come up with a good story if a man who died 40 years before came up with it first”. I Mentioned nothing of the quality of Harry Potter.
Not that it matters really though because Tolkien wrote a lot of books (most famously The Lord of The Rings trilogy and the Hobbit) BUT NONE OF THEM WERE IN THE HARRY POTTER SERIES.
JK Rowling is not Mormon. She WROTE THE HARRY POTTER SERIES.
Stephanie Meyer is responsible for the rubbish that is Twilight. She is Mormon.
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2:14 am
Wow, so wait is Tolkien Emma’s father? I’m so confused now. You can really see the family resemblance there, though Emma’s browline is slightly more masculine, almost like a hag neanderthal cavewoman. Has she ever heard of a pluck?
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2:31 am
You are so god awfully stupid I’m surprised you can type and breathe at the same time.
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3:14 am
I can type, breathe and keep an eye on my patients at the same time. Sometimes I even throw a stick of gum into the mix.
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12:40 pm
I bet you’re so proud of yourself even though you can’t even get basic information right.
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12:54 pm
Adam, stop calling yourself a doctor, you aren’t fooling anyone.
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2:02 pm
Look at that, I would go cover that Emma Watson with some decent clothes and a heavy dose of fatherly love If she was in my family.
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2:29 pm
Is she starring in the remake of that “Angel: Story of Teenage Prostitute” after school special exploitation movie? I think the witty promotional tag was something like “Her two worlds are about to collide. Her chance, her choice, her life.”
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5:47 pm
You “christian” people do have a problem with other peoples do you? Do you think she cares what you think of her? Do you actually know her personal to be able to judge about her? Do you talk about everyone like that who dresses similar?
Because of such people as you are here, the other good christians are on a bad level.
She’s old enough to wear such clothes and there’s nothing wrong with it. If you don’t like it, then DON’T LOOK IT. Simply as it. But of course, you can’t avoid calling her “a prostitute”, “a hooker” or “demon possessed”.
Get a life people.
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2:17 am
I friend of mine went to school with her at Brown. Apparently she’s pretty normal yet touch, but does have bad eating habits.
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3:40 am
Sure she’s normal. She’s only more famous now that’s all.
And everyone has some bad habits.
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3:37 am
L.n. there stupid
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6:21 am
Emma Watson came to a club I own once. She was whoring it up with every guy there. Eventually, she tried the line “Hey baby, wanna get dinner sometime?” on me. I told her too skip a few meals because she is a fatty.
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9:01 am
whats your club name because i can tweet her asking her if she been to a club name like that
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10:21 am
Are you two part of some nudest twitter group or something?
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1:22 pm
It’s called “checking the information”.
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3:43 pm
What a strange name for a nudist group.
I’m sure by “information” They mean the sinful regions of the human body.
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1:27 pm
You made that up right?
Because i doubt she would do that. Besides, she’s not even close to fat.
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11:20 am
Oh FUCK Abe’s been at his Crack Pipe again… Inbred Hilly-Billy thinks he knows best
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2:28 pm
And that’s a stolen video from someone else.
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2:56 pm
Who cares. I want to see someone lift a submarine.
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6:23 am
Do you hear how he uses satans voice when he caires it?
He’s a sinner!
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12:13 pm
It is a stolen video. Possibly some guy called Dave Colantuoni. Few videos of him on his youtube channel besides this one. Stop stealing stuff from the internet then claiming it as your own it is far too easy to disprove.
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10:06 pm
Dude I have two pairs of shorts the same exact length and yes I wear them in public when it is hot outside and jussayin in that photo it seems to be rather warm outside…
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2:33 am
Wow, you guys are such jerks. Calling a woman a whore and satanic because she’s got some cute shorts on? Then you say its her fault she gives dudes boners. Not her fault dude. And why do you put a warning telling people to send their wives out? Everyone has seen a pair of short shorts, it’s not mentally scarring. Most girls dess like that, it’s not evil, and if you don’t like, don’t look. You guys are just so stupid and crazy as hell.
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2:05 am
“And why do you put a warning telling people to send their wives out?”
Probably because their wives are fat and would be jelous of her body.
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7:31 am
Why so shoped?
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