• Emma Watson in Short Shorts Photo

    April 13, 2012 3:58 am 122 comments

    In the following photograph, Emma Watson is once more spreading her witchy sins to the world.

    WARNING: IMMEDIATELY DEMAND ANY WIFE/CHILDRENS ARE AWAY FROM ROOM BEFORE VIEWING THIS IMAGE. PRAY AND THEN TAKE A GOOD EYEFUL OF IT AND MAKE SURE THE DOOR IS CLOSED SO WEAKER FAMILY MEMBERS CANNOT SEE EMMA WATSON SHORT SHORTS.

    Over 3 million people have now enjoyed my journalism of how Emma Watson turned into a devilwhore. The transition was slow and painful, like trying to pass a kidney zone while trapped in a third world country hospital.

    But even the pain of trying to shoot out Satan’s diamond cannot compare to the pain in the heart to see that Emma Watson is on the road to true harlotry. Today, it is flashing Daisy Duke’d legs to make unchaste men stiffened with sins. Tomorrow, it will be drug crack alley with Lindsay Hohan and that birthcontrol toking harlot who was on the news a few weeks ago.

    JRK Tolkien will have much to atone for his sinful Harry Potter book series.

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