Florida Woman Offers Sex in Exchange for Two McDonalds Dollar Menu Cheeseburgers – Obama’s America
When Obama usurped presidential powers only 3 years ago, we were all shocked and horrified to learn that families instantly became so poor and unemployed that housewives were resorting to allow themselves to be epic mounted by World of Warcraft playing sloths in exchange for money. What men allowed to be done to themselves is too shameful to even repeat in this report.
Today we have another tragic story of what happens in Obama’s America. A woman in Florida was forced to sell her body in exchange for two double cheeseburgers of McDonald’s menu.
For poor people, McDonald’s offers a Dollar Menu that helps them feed their children a substance the resembles meat. The fact that a woman is selling her treats for two of these burgers is ultimate proof that Obama has no idea how to fix the American economy.
Newspapers in Florida identify the poor woman as Christine Faith Baker, naturally from Florida where these types of stories are prone to take place. According to sources, Baker was walking the streets of Florida and likely wondering why we are allowing Obama to ruin the economy and force women to wander the streets.
An undercover detective saw Baker walking around and picked her up, where things quickly escalated
According to the Bradenton Herald, Baker said she would exchange her ‘services’ in exchange for two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds. The detective accepted the offer and took Baker through the drive-thru. After Baker finished trying to negotiate a $40 tip and instructed the detective to drive his car to a lot, he arrested her on charges of proselytizing oral liberalism.
It remains unconfirmed if Baker was allowed to eat her burgers.
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Author: Abe
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6:49 am
This never happened when Jeb Bush was governor.
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7:32 am
Oh my God, how could this happen in our America led by Obama? Another absolutely TERRIBLE thing Obama did was make 120,000 jobs and lower the amount of impoverished people living in the U.S. since George Bush’s presidency. Obama must be stopped in order for these HEINOUS actions!
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7:34 am
But in all seriousness Abe, you are a fucking dumbass.
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10:27 am
@Herbert Fany (ass?) Your explicit language is not welcome here. Try sir to remember that this is a Christian Website often visited by children and teens and we strive to keep it that way. — Abe good story but I was wondering what she’d be willing to do for a Happy Meal?
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10:54 am
Oh really? My “explicit language” is not welcome here? What about this article.
http://christwire.org/2012/04/disney-princesses-in-real-life-fashion-paintings-jirka-vaatainen/
Here you said, and I quote “Ursala impressed me the most. What a rack on her.”
Isn’t “ogling the sin treats” of a woman a sin or looked down upon by you guys or something? Especially since it’s not even a human, but a fish-person. You call yourself a Reverend? Oh wait, pastors and other “Christian Officials” (which I doubt you even are) are child molesters. You’re sick!
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8:56 pm
Still waiting on that reply “Reverend.
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3:23 pm
You have pornographic picture on this site it’s not for “chidlren” at all
therefore you bash on Obama when Bush did worse
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8:35 pm
Remember that one time you said pussies? Hypocritical bastard.
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12:16 pm
“in bush america, people died for no reason, gays werent allowed to fight for our country, and the states commited serious atrocities in a land they had no business in”.
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12:39 pm
Exactly!
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12:53 pm
Let’s not forget the tanking of the American economy, destroying our reputation with our allies, making us look WORSE in the eyes of our enemies, and being a complete and total boob while ruling the country.
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12:57 pm
George Bush was one of our worst presidents. For all you Christwire flockers, George Bush is a huge alcoholic and pot head.
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3:24 pm
even jimmy carter look awesome compared to Bush
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5:58 pm
“the tanking of the American economy, destroying our reputation with our allies, making us look WORSE in the eyes of our enemies, and being a complete and total boob while ruling the country.”
For once i agree with you Law Noir, Obama is one of the worst presidents of all time.
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6:09 pm
Hey Christian Retard, I was talking about Bush.
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7:54 pm
Christian Intellectual, lets take a look about some actions our past two presidents have done.
Bush: Started the war in Afghanistan. Bush’s family was friends with Osama Bin Laden’s family. Everything L.N. said.
Obama: ENDED the war in Afghanistan. Killed Osama Bin Laden. Granted the country 120,000 jobs. Lowered the country’s percentage of impoverished citizens.
TOUGH CALL on which is the worse president.
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8:07 pm
You have been brainwashed by the liberal media, everything you posted is FALSE.
The end of the war was set under the Bush administration, Osama was killed by Bush’s plan and the Kenyan destroyed our economy.
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8:11 pm
Christian Intellectual, I haven’t brainwashed. This is just fact. The end of the war was LAST YEAR, which was under THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION. Even if the end was planned by Bush, he still started it. Osama was killed by OBAMA’s plan. Why would it be Bush’s plan if his family was friends with Osama’s? How did the Kenyan’s destroy our economy? You are a complete and utter dumbass. Christian Intellectual is clearly an oxymoron.
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8:12 pm
These are proven facts, even fox news admitted them.
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9:37 pm
Thank you Anon. It’s good to know there are still some people on this site with common sense.
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7:03 am
Herbert, If you’re looking for common sense look somewhere other than annoying atheist.
He is a brony who thinks the people of the world will happily vote to have some communist party confiscate everything they own.
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7:15 pm
You must have been hungry abe if you going to get the guy off for a hamburger.
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9:22 am
“If this is her first offense, then she would have been charged with a second degree misdemeanor. Under Florida law, such crimes can be punished with no more than 60 days in jail and a $500 fine”-Reuters
Well, she struggles to get together a Mc.Donalds meal, doesn’t even accept the 60 dollar tip, instead just keeps 40, and now she has to face a 500 dollar fine.Thats what…about a dozen menus and tips to pay the fine she got for one.
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8:20 am
no wonder she was begging for sex, she looks like a dude.
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