When Obama usurped presidential powers only 3 years ago, we were all shocked and horrified to learn that families instantly became so poor and unemployed that housewives were resorting to allow themselves to be epic mounted by World of Warcraft playing sloths in exchange for money. What men allowed to be done to themselves is too shameful to even repeat in this report.
Today we have another tragic story of what happens in Obama’s America. A woman in Florida was forced to sell her body in exchange for two double cheeseburgers of McDonald’s menu.
For poor people, McDonald’s offers a Dollar Menu that helps them feed their children a substance the resembles meat. The fact that a woman is selling her treats for two of these burgers is ultimate proof that Obama has no idea how to fix the American economy.
Newspapers in Florida identify the poor woman as Christine Faith Baker, naturally from Florida where these types of stories are prone to take place. According to sources, Baker was walking the streets of Florida and likely wondering why we are allowing Obama to ruin the economy and force women to wander the streets.
An undercover detective saw Baker walking around and picked her up, where things quickly escalated
According to the Bradenton Herald, Baker said she would exchange her ‘services’ in exchange for two double cheeseburgers from McDonalds. The detective accepted the offer and took Baker through the drive-thru. After Baker finished trying to negotiate a $40 tip and instructed the detective to drive his car to a lot, he arrested her on charges of proselytizing oral liberalism.
It remains unconfirmed if Baker was allowed to eat her burgers.