• Gay Plague Spreads Throughout US – Teen Pregnancy Rates at All-time Low!

    April 10, 2012 11:36 pm 18 comments
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    Homosexual Plague Sweeps Across America

    By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday

    Gay S&M Queens Flaunt Their Mega-Homoness

    <chris†wire> According to a report published by the Center for Disease Control (CDC) the rate of teen pregnancies in the US has dropped dramatically. That would normally be wonderful news but in this case the CDC attributes the drop in pregnancies to an explosion in a homosexual plague that threatens much of the US already.

    The CDC states the plague took them completely by surprise and they are now scrambling to isolate and contain the outbreak. Carol Yanell spokesman for the CDC issued a press release stating, “All major population centers along the eastern seaboard as well as the west coast have been affected. Outbreaks have also been reported in Texas and in a number of mid-western states.”

    Yanell said the CDC is working with FEMA to secure affected areas and scientists are working to find a cure. Yanell took no questions. According to the CDC report the average teen birth rate dropped 9% from 2009 to 2010 reaching an all-time low of 34.4 births per 1,000 women aged 15 to 19. This represents a 44% drop from 1992 to 2010. The CDC states there we’re less teen mothers in 2010 than in any year since 1946.

    A Dangerous Plague Infected Homosexual

    The formally straight people in the affected areas are reported to be roving in large gangs of homosexuals. The outbreak has quickly spread to all major cities and in outlining urban and rural areas. As you can see from the Gay-Plague Map (Above) California and Florida are racing to see who’s got the gayest state. Outbreaks have been reported all along the US / Mexican border and in the Pacific Northwest.

    FEMA has shut down all airports except military installations hoping to contain the spread. All interstate Railroads’ have also been closed. Homeland Security states the pathogen appears to be behaving predictably and is following the interior waterways throughout the US from one population center to the next regardless of size. The CDC is working on developing an antidote which could be sometime away.

    San Francisco Inundated by Dykes on Bike Motorcycle Club!

    A tough Lesbos motorcycle gang, Dykes on Bikes has taken over San Francisco in numbers previously unseen. Los Angeles, Miami, Huston, San Diego and New York City are reported to be Gay Mega-Centers and Las Vegas reports gays have taken over that city. Seattle reports much of the Puget Sound is now affected and Oregon’s I-5 corridor and some coastal regions have been hit hard.


    Las Vegas has been Taken over by Diseased Homosexuals!!

    We understand president Obama, his family and staff have been moved to an underground command center where they are currently monitoring the outbreak. More to come as this story unfolds…

    Respectfully submitted,

    Rev. Billy Ray Sunday
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    Rev. Billy Ray Rev. Billy Ray Sunday is 3rd generation preacher. He lives in Forkland, AL and is a journalist for chrisTwire.com.

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