• Gays Unleash Lickable Wallpaper

    April 17, 2012 6:03 pm 40 comments
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  • (chrisTwire)— Gays in the United Kingdom have created another abomination to try and turn more people gay. They have created an elevator interior with lickable flavored wallpaper. The elevator is located in an office block in the town of London.

    The flavors are based on “Jaffa Cakes” by biscuit brand McVites and there are 1,325 lickable spots. Many requiring kneeling or getting down and dirty. Gays love riding elevators where they can prey on unsuspecting straight people while using the up and down shaft action to inspire shenanigans.

    According to the advertiser:

    “Passengers may crawl or stand on their tippy-toes to get their tongues on all the cookie-cakes, but no worries, the Jaffa Cakes are refreshed so you won’t pass any cooties to fellow office mates.”

    Does anyone believe it is safe to lick the wall of an elevator? Any elevator? Even if it wasn’t licked by someone else a few minutes ago?

    This elevator is sure to be the newest trend for gays worldwide as they desire to spread their deseases like herpes to other unsuspecting riders in the hopes of making kids gay.

    For more information on the homosexual Brits please read: London is Burning: Why God Hates England

    In Other Liberal News:

    Forest Service to Blow Up Frozen Cows

    Colorado (a pro-Obama state in 2008)— The forest service agency is considering explosives to move a bunch of frozen cows that died after getting stuck inside a cabin at 11,000 feet in Colorado’s Rocky Mountains. The carcasses were discovered by two Air Force Academy cadets when they snow-shoed to the cabin in late March. Rangers believe the animals sought shelter during a snowstorm and got stuck. “There is a lot of snow, and it’s hard to determine how many cows are there,” says a Forest Service spokesperson.

    This is just another example of the trigger happy Obama using too much force when less harsh options are available. After all, aren’t there starving minorities we could sell this meat to?



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    Senator August Weisz Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves. http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography MA

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