• Hefty Michael Moore Shocks Beachgoers at Malibu’s Zuma Beach

    April 14, 2012 4:25 am 54 comments

    Beachgoers at Malibu, California’s Zuma Beach terrified by beached celebrity, Michael Moore reportedly able to free himself from beach chair after 40 minute rescue efforts.

    Malibu, CA – Fattened by the greedy pork barrels of liberalism, Michael Moore got an early start to his summer tanning at Malibu, California’s relaxed Zuma Beach. Home to a slew of MLO snobs, wayward Mexicans and Pepperdine students, the mix of Zuma Beach is usually relaxed and calm. This all changed, however, when there was a beaching that sent locals into panic and bewildered, shocked fits of laughs and tears.

     

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    Ashleigh Zettesberg Well-traveled and a lover of life, Ashleigh is a Fashion and Lifestyle editor for ChristWire Global.

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