Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality and the Rave Lifestyle?
A new audience for animation has arisen. As we can see in cases like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Phineas and Ferb, Japanese anime and mangay, South Park and Family Guy, children’s shows are being viewed primarily by a frightening new audience. Typically, lazy oafs in their twenties make up the vast majority of viewers for each of these shows, which in itself contains connotations of budding pedophilia. The point remains that these are shows designed for extremely small children, and Adventure Time has joined this list of shows that are too popular among these ugly perverts. Unfortunately, because of this large viewership among college-aged socially inadequate men, children are suffering.
Adventure Time is a show about the LSD fueled hallucinations of a liberally raised small child, Finn, and his dog, Jake, who appears to have been date-raped, probably by a cat or a hippie, because dogs are innocent and incapable of voluntarily consuming drugs. Adventure Time is basically a Beatles song mixed with a Lady GAGA music video wrapped up in an erotic package reminiscent of a cross between GLEE and Jersey Shore. Despite its large viewership among 20-something serial killers, it is on Cartoon Network, which means that many youth, especially those with negligent liberal or immigrant parents, are being brainwashed by its blatant messages of self-destruction and evil in the most colorful fashion possible.
What is most frightening, beyond the epileptic colors, are the characters, who often indicate a socialist agenda among the writers and the staff both for the show and at Cartoon Network (remember, Cartoon Network is responsible for the anti-God, homosexual, feminist propaganda show The PowerPoint Girls). We begin with the protagonist: Finn, an irresponsible young boy wearing seductively short shorts who schizophrenically socializes with his dangerous imaginary sex partners and experiments with cross-dressing.
Jake, a dog, is a stand in for the shameful fans of the show, he is overweight, lazy, sarcastic and all-around obnoxious. Jake does not respect dogs and it is clear that this show does not care for Man’s Best Friend, unless it is in some sort of ironic crude manner that is so popular among the youth nowadays. Jake has a gay sex partner named Lady Raincone, who is a tribute to Lady Gaga and My Little Pony. Lady Raincone is a rainbow unicorn and is one of the most homosexual components of the show.
Princess Bubblegum, a representative of a blend of the homogay lifestyle and the scary parts of the internet, is especially destructive. With her pink, feminine appearance she may even seem like a wholesome young lady, but this is deceptive. Her phallic crown and bad temper indicate that she represents angry hordes of flaming homosexuals, and her love for the myths of science and “Geek-dom” show that she is both an atheist and a feminist. Princess Bubblegum is the antithesis of morality and Christian values.
Marcelina is an emosexual demon from h*ll designed to represent the tumblr and deviantart types who religiously follow this show. She is extremely evil and wants to destroy the world, and is basically a mix between the Black Vile Brides and Hitler. Marcelina, nevertheless, is considered one of the heroes of the show, which tells us just why people like One Direction and Edgar Allen Poe are glorified so much among youth.
The Ice King is an analogy for Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich. I, personally don’t know what to think of him, but I completely understand where they were going in creation of this character. He was created to demean the Republican party, and the children watching don’t know any better. Why do you think so many youth vote Democrat? He is promiscuous and cannot relate to others, and is vilified for this. The Ice King is a broken, and troubled character, though I do feel much sympathy for him.
Lumpy Space Princess is what the show regards as God. Lumpy Space Princess is not a human nor a sentient being; She is a space cloud parodying the very idea of a higher power. She is unintelligent and obnoxious, and is a blatant disgrace to Christianity. Lumpy Space Princess alone is reason for this show to be permanently eliminated.
Each episode of Adventure Time profiles a different orgy or rave had by the gang and their technicolored friends and enemies. They mask this for parents by identifying these gangbangs as “adventures”, when in reality they are nothing but drugged sodomy and rainbow colored evildoing. Nearly every episode involves some sort of new dirty fetish or erotic fantasy being inacted by the posse, and sometimes strangers are involved. Keep in mind that none of these people are married, except for Ice King, who, like Newt Gingrich, struggles with the tragic issue of maintaining a marriage and constantly looking for a soulmate in the face of adversity. Exposing innocent children to the “adventures” enacted in Adventure Time is counterintuitive to moral development.
We must stay firm and rigid in our moral defiance and protest sinful shows like Adventure Time. Adventure Time could potentially lead YOUR child to a lifetime of depressed nefarious fetishes and experimentation with sodomy and illicit drugs. Adventure Time glorifies atheism and homosexuality and should not be permitted anywhere in the Christian home.
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Author: Christopher Christenson
Republican, American, Christian, Man, Carnivore, White, Hero, Genius, Brave. All words that adequately describe Christopher Christenson. At the ripe young age of 28, Christopher has been writing for Christwire for quite a while, when he isn't warding off the North Koreans from attacking or mentoring youth at his church. Because of his young age, he is able to connect with the young people whilst still charming our beloved elderly. Christopher is fascinated by the grotesque trends among youth and will stop at nothing to investigate. You can contact him on his website.
4:52 pm
I threw my Adventure Time hat to the ground in anger at how utterly retarded you are.
There is nothing sexual or wrong about Adventure Time nor is there any secret messages.
The characters don’t represent anything (Really, you think Lunpy Space Princess represents God? She’s just a princess, not a deity)
It’s just a show about a boy and his best friend dog going on wacky adventures.
“South Park and Family Guy”
These aren’t even kids shows. They are targeted towards adults.
Bring any point you want and I can shoot it down indefinitely.
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Ouroboros – I expected much more from you, frequently you make strong points and offer some supporting data to support your position. But I think you dropped the ball on this one. You wrote… “It’s just a show about a boy and his best friend dog going on wacky adventures.”
A show about a boy and his best friend dog sounds like the building blocks for a wonderful children’s show, but you said these two go on “wacky adventures.” Now this is where I must question the sincerity and objectives of the shows creator.
“Wacky” is well known street slang with the druggie underworld. To get wacky means to drop LSD and trip off into a drug induced world of cartoon fantasies. Many of these seemingly innocent animations may look harmless at first glance, but when someone with a trained eye views these wacky tunes what you will find is hidden innuendos promoting drug use and homosexuality.
By slowing down and pausing these twisted animations it soon becomes clear that the storyboard used as background scenery is full of occult symbols, demons and similar subliminal messages that promote premarital sex, bestiality, vile mouth sex and other stimuli that should never be displayed to any child.
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THIS is what I meant by wacky;
Adjective:
Funny or amusing in a slightly odd or peculiar way
I never meant anything drug related.
“… is full of occult symbols, demons and similar subliminal messages that promote premarital sex, bestiality, vile mouth sex and other stimuli…”
No matter how much you pause or slow down the show, you aren’t going to find any of this.
It’s just a harmless kid’s show that happens to get a little weird sometimes.
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4:55 am
May I procure as to how you obtained you’re “Trained Eye?” You mean to tell me a devout Christian constantly looks at children’s shows for a slight sign of a socially awkward or sinful moment? That makes you pretty pedophile-like to me. By the way, I am a brony, I watch My Little Pony, and I have a girlfriend. We love each other, and I play Skyrim. I also watch Family Guy, South Park, Adventure Time, and have plenty of friends, all A’s, and an excellent future. Eh good day sir.
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Adventure Time is too epic to be hit with insults
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5:04 pm
Can i have some of what your having? It seems to be some great stuff.
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be careful, whatever they take obviously kills brain cells…
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8:24 pm
I thought that was the church, although I guess you already have to be stupid to enter that.
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1:39 pm
Hey now! wait, I don’t go to a church, nevermind.
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4:57 am
*Brohoof* Whats up Brony? Happy to find a supporter of Celestia’s ways here in this hellhole
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2:50 am
It looks like it was designed by a retarded person. Dreadful, especially that stupid gay-looking unicorn with one giant nostril.
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That’s its mouth.
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2:59 am
Well it’s so badly drawn that it’s difficult to say what it is. Maybe it will appeal to the type of people who believe My Little Pony is one of the pinnacles of world culture.
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I don’t think anyone believes that. All the bronies I know don’t think that. They’re just bronies. I think it will appeal more to the type of people who believe in a old man in the sky.
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3:12 am
I’ve never actually met one of these deranged “bronies.” I generally avoid people who have idiotic obsessions.
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3:28 am
Idiotic obsessions….funny you would say that. By that statement, you avoid bible thumpers?
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3:40 am
As a Brony, I can say we don’t find MLP to be a “pinnacle of world culture”
We just like the show
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1:43 pm
I find it to be the best show ever.
that was an excellent point, Ex-Christian.
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11:41 pm
God must have been drunk when he drew you faggot.
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6:24 am
You sure know alot about gay’s hmmmmm i wonder how that is do you spend your night over at tysons in the basement?
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5:00 am
Hey Jeb, I’m a brony, and I also have a girlfriend, we love each other, and I also have a great schoolife with all A’s. This is why I became Atheist, with arrogant Christians like you, disgraceful.
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8:51 pm
That is a very unintelligent compilation of offensive words. You could trigger someone.
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3:08 am
It’s very badly animated too. Walt Disney must be turning in his cryogenic tank grave.
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It’s on Cartoon Network, genius.
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4:14 am
Actually there are hints that Adventure Time takes place in a post-Apocalyptic world. I don’t watch the show though. Don’t have cable.
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6:01 am
There is actually plenty of evidence that Ooo (the land in Adventure Time) is in fact post apocalypse earth.
All the stuff left behind like buildings, cars, random stuff. One episode they even find a bunch of business men frozen in an iceberg.
I like this theory
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1:44 pm
that was one of the few episodes I had the privilege of watching.
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2:58 pm
Yeah, if you think Adventure Time is bad, wait till you watch THIS show
In this show, I actually thought I WAS on drugs because I sat down to watch it and within about a minute into it I was like, What the fuck am I even WATCHING? In one episode, they actually do drugs. You guys should be worried about this show, not adventure time.
And I actually like it to, for stupid reasons. I like the twins in the show. And Alice. I think you guys would hate Alice. So much. For reasons.
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3:11 pm
Superjail!!! I love that show!!!
Considering that show is actually for older teens/adults they should really be worried about it
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3:46 pm
Superjail. Aaaaah the memories.
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3:47 pm
Considering that Jared is pretty gay, and that Alice use to be a man and is now a woman….kinda. And the gay couple in the show and when one of the twins gets pregnant somehow and it’s weird and awkward and that one episode where that chick just ran around naked and that other episode where they had that orgy…..yeah, they should be concerned. Such a funny show though. XD
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1:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESi8p-F_b1k&feature=related I lied, THIS is the best show ever created
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11:26 pm
OH MY FUCKING GOD 4PR1COT YES!!!!!
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it’s the only show that makes sense to me, Herbert.
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1:26 am
the land of Ooo is canonicly in a post apocalyptic future and in the title theme you can see A-bombs lying around, also Christopher cristenson you have a stupid name and are a fucking stupid prick watch the show
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4:21 am
Do you guys have nothing better to do than rant on everything you don’t personally like & use your religion to back it up?
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6:26 am
Well that’s the idea they make up crap then we all come here and they get paid for the ad’s to all the gay sites you see, unless you have ad blocker then they get nothing.
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4:58 am
This is gonna take a while to type all the wrong stuff with this article.
“South Park and Family Guy, children’s shows are being viewed primarily by a frightening new audience”
Family Guy and South Park are not intended for children. They are intended for around 14 year olds and up. Just because it’s a cartoon doesn’t mean it’s for a child.
“Adventure Time is a show about the LSD fueled hallucinations of a liberally raised small child, Finn, and his dog, Jake, who appears to have been date-raped, probably by a cat or a hippie, because dogs are innocent and incapable of voluntarily consuming drugs”
Non of the characters use LSD. This show is intended for like 10 year olds, so they are not going to show the characters using drugs, because the impressionable children might use drugs as well. Finn wasn’t raised Liberally. The government is focused around a Queen, so there are no political parties, just Royal Families. How does Jake appear to be date-raped. HOW?! What connection does a dog supposedly (only thought by you and others who think like you) date-raped have any connection to dogs being capable of “voluntarily consuming drugs”?
“We begin with the protagonist: Finn, an irresponsible young boy wearing seductively short shorts who schizophrenically socializes with his dangerous imaginary sex partners and experiments with cross-dressing.”
Finn isn’t schizophrenic. If you have seen one SINGLE episode, you would know that. Finn has never ONCE experimented with cross dressing. It was only that one episode, but that was just a fan-fic written by the Ice King where everyone was gender swapped.
“Jake does not respect dogs and it is clear that this show does not care for Man’s Best Friend, unless it is in some sort of ironic crude manner that is so popular among the youth nowadays.”
IT’S A CARTOON. IT ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE REAL. What the hell do you mean he doesn’t respect dogs? He can talk and has magic powers. That doesn’t make him disrespectful to dogs, that makes him the best fucking dog ever. How does he not care for being man’s best friend? He saved Finn’s life on multiple occasions. Please explain to me how that doesn’t relate to being man’s best friend.
“Jake has a gay sex partner named Lady Raincone, who is a tribute to Lady Gaga and My Little Pony. Lady Raincone is a rainbow unicorn and is one of the most homosexual components of the show.”
First it’s Lady RainiCORN. You know, like Rainbow Unicorn? Not Rainicone. Second, how is Rainicorn Jake’s gay sex partner? LADY Raincorn is a FEMALE, hence the titel “Lady.” So Rainbow = Homosexual to you? So after “God” makes it rain, and a rainbow shows up, what do you think? Do you think “God” is gay?
“and her love for the myths of science and “Geek-dom” show that she is both an atheist and a feminist.”
So loving the “myths of science” makes her an atheist and feminist? That makes PERFECT sense. Science isn’t myth. It has proved a lot of what we know today that we could never figure out without science, like how birds fly, and why the sky is blue, etc.
“Marcelina is an emosexual demon from h*ll designed to represent the tumblr and deviantart types who religiously follow this show.”
Marceline. Not Marcelina. Devianart. Not deviantart. Nobody follows the show religiously. Stop being stupid for once.
I’m not even going to go into how stupid the rest of it is. It makes fun of it self and I feel I will become stupider responding to the rest. Will you please pull your head out of your ass for once and ACTUALLY RESEARCH THE TOPIC YOU WROTE ABOUT. Oh wait, you think “research” and “proof” are for the devil’s soldiers.
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1:48 pm
these guys hate everything I love, it makes me smile.
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2:11 am
These comments are ign’ant
It makes me smile
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5:24 am
The surprisingly layered bright color contrasts of the screen captures leave no doubt that this so-called entertainment promotes hallucingetic drug use.
I’m not surprised that these moral degenerates would torture dogs by blowing lsd smoke into it’s face and make it eat marijuana.
Animal abuse is horrible. This is one of the sickest examples yet that I’ve seen of the crumbling social structure of America as it slipery slopes down into a godless heathendom.
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6:29 am
Why are you watching kids shows you trying to tell us something? Or is it just what you use to lure kids into your house?
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10:24 am
@KBLME – “Why are you watching kids shows?” I have seen one episode and thought I was watching toon-porn. Adventure Time appears to have nothing to do with being a “kid’s show.”
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11:01 am
Clearly the drugs you’re taking are completely messing with your head if you saw anything like pornography.
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11:24 am
Oh really? The dog constantly flaunting his buttcheeks, encouraging his human owner to “top” him? Adventure Time is nothing more than a front for pedophiles to masturbate to dog-on-child relations.
I’ve seen more tasteful postings on Craigslist than what Adventure Time promotes.
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The fact that you’re seeing sexual situations and looking up pornographic content of Veggie Tales tells us exactly what kind of person you really are, Marky Mark.
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1:54 pm
hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha
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12:19 pm
this article, no actually this whole website is lumpin’ ridiculous. and that is all i have to say about that.
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12:43 pm
Perhaps your time would be better spent volunteering at a homeless shelter? I’m sure since you “heart” tattoos, that you have quite a few friends and family members in those shelters who could use the gift of prayer.
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6:00 pm
Why dont you instead of posting on this site under different user names?
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10:18 pm
I only have one user name, heathen.
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8:42 pm
Your fucking sick adventur was the only thing that made my cousin happy whilhe was alive and now rht i see this its like your disrespting jim so how about youbshut the fuck up and take your closeminded ass somewhere you hae immigrants gæs and jut ablut everyone else i think your the equivalent of hitler
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9:30 pm
Ah, the gift of prayer. That’s done so much for society. Oh wait, it’s a load of bull to trick people into giving money to the church. Man survives cancer, thank God. Man dies of cancer, it was sciences fault. Prayer is the most wasteful thing someone could do with their life. Instead of praying, why don’t you spend more time at the homeless shelter?
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12:55 pm
first of all, no i dont know anybody who lives in a homeless shelter. and if i did, so what? do u have something against homeless people? and how does me loving tattoos have any relation to my friend and family. if your trying to insult me, your gonna have to try harder than that
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12:54 am
Well good luck in ever finding gainful employment now you’ve disfigured yourself with stupid tattoos.
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It is people like you that make me facepalm my own religion.
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11:00 pm
lol LSP Mofo luv the name
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9:16 pm
Yeah, that makes a whole lot of sense. Are you on crack or something?
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9:37 pm
Christ, you’re like a Christwire version of Harley Farley. Do you EVER have a point to anything, or do you just insult people who hate you? Do you ever try to have any wit whatsoever?
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10:23 pm
Brother Boone has no need for wit when he is saying such poignant words of truth and wisdom.
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There’s about as much ‘truth’ to Jeb’s sayings as there is common sense in your head. Which is to say, none whatsoever.
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im not on crack. why do u acuse me of stuff like this if u dont know a damn thing about me?
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“… you’re like a Christwire version of Harley Farley.”
Don’t be so silly, Harley Farley is like a Christwire version of Harley Farley. I have nothing in common with that buffoon.
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2:11 pm
Me and my best friend were laughing the whole time we were reading this article. I now realize how much of a joke this website is.
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10:28 am
There were a couple good bits like how every character was trashed for completely abstract reasons (LSP = Glob? lol) but the true shining moment came from the Ice Kings paragraph. Just nothing to say about that poor guy which both fans and those against the show agree on.
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9:55 pm
1 noting wrong with being gay Wat ever makes you hapy 2 adventure time is wayyyyyyyyyyy stronger then LSD 3 you guys have it wrong lumpy space princess is not god Abraham Lincoln is Jesus 4 i hate you please die (by the way no haven you rot in a god damned mother fucking hole) 5 ICE KING CAME WAY BEFORE MITT ROMNEY 6 there is absolutely nothing wrong with lebrals 8 ADVENTURE TIME IS THE MUDER FUCKING BEST SHIT
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10:37 am
Wow, really? I’ve seen this site over and over, and to be honest, you’re the most ignorant piece of shit to walk this Earth. You’re the fucking anti-Christ. I mean, seriously. you live a pitiful life of conspiracies and should quit your day job, BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK AT IT! Isn’t being a priest, or whatever the fuck you are, supposed to be about telling people how to be better people, teaching them moral values and showing them the path to salvation? because you sir have been a failure at it. All you do is dog EVERYTHING and claim it evil. Go Fuck Yourself.
Sincerely-
YOUR GOD HATES YOU
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1:13 pm
i was laughing at how wrong this person is. christians need to mind their own business and actually learn more about it. the things said by this person shows why, out of all other religions, christianity is my most disliked. they’re always trying to change others to their beliefs and get mixed into politics. if anyone’s like hitler, its these super dedicated christian drone.
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6:40 am
This is the funniest thing I have read for a long time.
Cheers God freaks for making my day
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this is ridiculous! i absolutely LOVE this show and its JUST cartoon! NOT EVERYTHING has some anti-christian sh!t or anything like that behind it! i mean come one people! IT’S JUST A FUCKING CARTOON! seriously people! this article is just a bunch of bull
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3:32 pm
The people who post these articles aren’t Christians. They are racist, homophobic, sexist bigots. It says in the bible to not judge. Maybe if these jackasses actually read it they would realize how stupid they are.
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5:59 pm
Is this a comedy site? You make me laugh with all your articles. THis is one of the most funiiest sites I’ve ever got in.
Oh, I almost forgot, Im not an atheist, gay, pervert or one of your intolerant adjetives
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3:35 pm
Hahahahahaha xD mannn this guys on some damn good drugs if he can sit here for hours typing up all this crap about shit that ain’t even true xD u know why maybe because of u and this bullshit article I should go do some hardcore drugs and watch this awesome ass shoe but u know what I’m done with your dumb ass peace out
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This is so FUCKING stupid!!
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I can agree with the presence of all those references to drugs, homosexuality, world conspiracies and so on…But what I can not agree is that such references are used to brainwash chiildren. And this is obvious from the fact that when the cartoon is making such point, it is making it with one great doze of irony. Children just can not understand the references. By contrast to this show, other cartoons are using them as guns of commercialization by expressing the ultimate idea for perfection (princess Bubblegum has lots of freaky science to do while a bitch like Barbie is too busy looking hot and anorexic).
This specific structure of adventure time just makes the series watchable by adults since the older ones are able to analyse it and get the philosophical ideas (check out ”Goliad”). On the other hand, children are only understanding the simple, instructive fables regarding friendhip, tolerance and so on…
I can admit that this is probably the most intelligently-constructed and original cartoon from so many years around.
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4:25 am
You are the reason people insult Christianity. There is end to your stupidity and I really hope you all fucking kill yourselves,
By the way I love porn, snorting coke, smoking meth, fucking prostitutes, worshiping Satan, and pissing off stupid close-minded cunt faggots like you.
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9:45 pm
To all the Christians on this site, I’m Atheist after denouncing your religion. This article and the reactions by the extremely biased and idiotic priests show great examples of why I left the religion; not the just the fact that it’s a load of crap, but they cover up all negatives to feed the stupid sheep of their churches. This video is a great example of how idiotic Christians are versus anyone actually understanding science and the real world, instead of belief in a magical christmasland in the clouds where a big burly guy let’s you sit beside him and his dead son. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=ghtoPiAE1sA
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3:13 am
These are just fundementalist idiots….
TRUE Christians wouldn’t make up crap like this…
And also, learn proper grammar.
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9:25 pm
Dude….what the fuck are you talking about with this?
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10:17 pm
How does watching cartoons suggest that someone is a pedophile? Watching cartoons has nothing to do with being sexually attracted to children. Cartoons are made for entertainment. And yes, it is true that many are targeted towards children, but that doesn’t mean adults can’t also be entertained by them. Pedophiles may masturbate to Adventure Time, but not everyone who watches Adventure Time is a pedophile.
There’s nothing wrong with adults watching cartoons. The fact that you associate cartoons with childishness and criticize adults for watching cartoons only proves that your own development is really arrested. Real adults aren’t afraid to do childish things or concerned with appearing “grown-up”
If your child becomes gay from watching Adventure Time (which they won’t) why is that such a bad thing? There’s nothing wrong with being gay. Stop discriminating against gay people.
If you look for something, you will find it. There aren’t any hidden messages in Adventure Time. You just THINK there are.
If you continue to let fears control your life, you will never be able to live.
Next time, research the show before you make outlandish and inaccurate assumptions.
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Dude, how stupid can you get?! Princess Bubblegum is a scientist! Lumpy Space Princess is an alien! Lady Rainicorn is a lady, can’t you see the word LADY in her name?! Marceline is a little vampire girl that is however nice and stuff and she doesn’t plan to take over the world, she saves it by helping others and slaying evil demon zombie monsters! You must be the dumbest person alive!
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How did I get here? I’m an Atheist AND I watch Adventure Time. Seriously, Christian Church, it’s just Cartoon Network adapting to the likings of the crappier generation of children.
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4:31 am
This whole review is fucking bullshit, and was obviously written by a misogynist, homophobic bigot. There is nothing wrong with the show adventure time.
I am going to post so much hate for your tumblr :L
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2:21 am
How intimidating!
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1:32 pm
I hope whoever wrote this article isnt serious. What he wrote makes no sense. First of all there is nothing wrong with Homosexuals! Sondly religious people need to stop being offended by everything(especially the Christians). Everyone has diferent views and you know what some views go against others. If you are a Christian who is offended by Adventure Time and it’s themes than dont watch it, but please dont try to put your bastradized morals onto others….Go back to reading that lame book known as the bible, Thank You!!!
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7:36 pm
you make Christianity look sooo STUPID. same thing that happened with the harry potter series. you are why majority of atheists exist. you make me RAGE SO HARD.
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2:22 am
That’s just because they’re winning.
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9:44 pm
Hello, I am a christian. There is absolutely nothing wrong with Adventure Time, it is simply a show targeted towards everyone, that has gained a quite large fan-base. Furthermore, I do not see how Lumpy Space Princess can anyway resemble god, last time I checked my lord was not a floating purple ball with a star on it’s forehead. Your kind of people are the reason so many people are now atheist, due to your intolerance of other people’s enjoyments. Are you on drugs sir?
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8:10 pm
And what exactly is wrong with being atheist? Hmm?
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8:59 pm
This is my immortal but sort oc the opposite. I’m not even going to bother explaining it.
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6:31 am
Ok, I’m a Christian. I read this blog and I have to say, you are giving us a REALLY bad name. Really? “Each episode of Adventure Time profiles a different orgy or rave had by the gang and their technicolored friends and enemies”. Are you serious? It’s a kids show, and you have to make up all this stuff. Do you even know the meaning of the word ‘imagination’ or ‘creativity’? I absolutely love this show but I don’t do drugs, i don’t have premarital sex or go date raping. Can we please stop with the bagging of kids shows in such a blatant and stupid way? I showed this to my local chaplain and he said it was a joke. If you call yourself a Christian who fights for the truth, don’t spread lies that are so stupidly constructed that it has more holes in it than your brain does.
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6:15 pm
Adventure time is a kids show!!! PERIOD!!
You people take things way to seriously, you find one flaw in something and you trash it!!! and some of the things you put down are incorrect: its lady rainicorn and she is a girl not jakes gay partner. princess bubblegum is a scientist who likes to find cures for things,and uses science to help people! YES she reanimated the dead once but she was trying to get them into normal.jake is a dog his character is lazy, yet heroic.MARCELINE is part demon, but shes not trying to kill and take over the world, besides she only eats the color red! the most harm she could do with that is to turn your red hat white! all she wants to do is to have fun! ice king was a normal person untill the crown took him over! it gave him ice magic and made him loose his memory! lumpy space princess i not a representation of god, shes just full of attitude1 thats her personality. and finn is a hero. and you say he wears “suductivly short shorts” how stupid can you be!?! cause nothings more suductive than short shorts on an animated boy! and these orgies and raves that they have everyday are nothing more then them getting the most accomplishment out of the day, which is actually a good moral to stand on idioits! there is no demonic symbols or messages in the show, its a kids show for crying out loud! and just because you spend every minute of your day finding faults in one thing because you have no life doesnt mean that you can see one triangle or symbol and trash the entire show for it! i have all of the dvds of all the episodes because im just cool like that and not once did i think to myself that ” hey im feeling super gay right now or i really want drugs at the moment” when i watches the episodes
im glad its one of Cartoonnetwork’s most popular shows right now and i hope its stays on the air for a long time!!!!!! ADVENTURE TIME FOREVER!!!!!1
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2:43 pm
You clearly have not watched this show properly as you have many elements rong such as lady rainicorn being a gay lover but the give away there is the fact the first part of HER name is LADY you are a presumptuous self opinionated person I suppose you probably love the likes of Disney regardless of there anti Semite messages but you know what none of it matters because the beauty of being a child is you don’t understand things like this and therefore it doesn’t damage your subconscious
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3:04 pm
You know why I just re read this to my girl friend and realised you mentioned the likes of South Park and family guy being children’s shows they are rated at a certain certificate because they are for adult audiences in which case has made me realise you are a retard and should never ever do an article on anything again I will give you the fact that I am a twenty something but I am not lazy I work and come across such a programme because of my kid and calling people who lay around all day watching cartoons serial killers….. You are what’s wrong with our society not an innocent cartoon such as adventure time but YOU!……
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3:08 pm
The real slim breezy this guy has not damaged the name of decent Christians such as yourselves promise!
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4:46 am
I really don’t even know where to start abusing the moron who wrote this,
It proves nothing to me more that christians are nothing more then close minded ignorant. bigots, and exactly the reason I raise my son an atheist, I was raised strict Christian and have not gave a second thought abandoning such faith, other then the fact that the claims against this children’s show are absolutely false, I find it hard to fatham a belief full of so much morbid views has a leg to stand on wasting so much time trying to destroy a harmless children’s show, my son loves this show I feel its creative and encourages him to be creative think for himself, the female characters are strong intellectual woman,infact all the characters are strong brave, I also enjoy watching this with my son.
The history of sins the Catholic church intact the majority of Christian religions have committed has nothing on this show how about you worry more about the perversions in your own religions before you worry about condemning a children’s show because it doesn’t fit cleanly into your moronic views
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7:36 am
What is wrong with this site butchering names?
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11:16 pm
Adventure time,
C’mon, grab your friends,
We’ll go to very distant Lands
With Jake the Dog,
And Finn the Human,
The Adventures’ll never end,
It’s Adventure Time!
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