Is My Teen Weird? 20 Terrifying New Youth Trends
Does your child spend too much time alone in the bedroom? Has he or she begun experimenting with unusual fashions, loud music and adult language? Have you noticed intense emotional demands for privacy and advances on allowance money? Do you worry about new friends who might be too mature or using drugs? Has your teen “paired off” with someone in a way that makes you suspect abnormal sexual activity?
Our young people are bombarded with so many dangerous cultural messages today that it’s difficult to know exactly what’s going on in their lives. For Christian parents, the challenge is particularly acute because so many kids are simply ignorant about Biblical teaching and the incredible responsibility of American patriotism. Instead, they are recklessly influenced by the liberal media to believe so many myths that fundamentally undermine their chances for a productive, happy, faithful and morally respectable adult life.
Here are twenty shocking and dangerous new trends in youth culture that parents need to be especially aware of. If you find your child acting out and embracing reckless habits, it is essential that you remedy the situation as quickly as possible. Pastors, counselors and medical professionals are trained for these very scenarios so do not be afraid to call on them!
1. Alcohol-Soaked Tampons:
Tragically, many girls believe that this is a quick and easy way to feel the thrill of an alcohol buzz. Nothing could be farther from the truth and such activity will forever associate drunkenness with hardcore sexual penetration in a woman’s fragile mind. By using sex to become popular, the high schooler ensures that she will get a reputation as a “slut” who will “do anything” for a good time, no matter how many boys are involved.
2. Bullying People of Faith:
Far too many teens are ignorantly embracing atheism without understanding the secret ramifications of the communism behind it. They gather in gangs on websites like Facebook and Twitter to harass innocent Christians about their heterosexuality, leaving normal children tearfully terrified. In many instances, the ringleaders behind atheism are pedophiles who use the thrill of bullying to draw your children away from the home for “hook ups” at motels and bus stops.
3. Virtual Masturbation:
Two major websites promote the shared phallic gratification of young people in a video format: Chatroulette and Omegle. It is vital that you make sure that neither is present on your family computer to prevent the spread of masturbation addiction, which can cause acne, penile problems and a fear of marriage in adulthood.
4. Fantasy Television Shows:
From Glee to Game of Thrones, farcical liberal storylines are promoted in our popular media in a broad attempt to make sodomy, paganism, cross-dressing and demonic possession appear “hip.” What sort of friends could your child possibly make at school if he or she were to exhibit these fascinations publicly?
5. Online Protests:
Most teenagers know next to nothing about American politics, but that has not prevented them from joining internet campaigns to pressure politicians and cultural leaders. From Occupy Wall Street to SOPA and Kony 2012, we have seen too many get swept up by socialist causes that undermine our national spirit of freedom. What these kids don’t realize is that the obsession with internet activism actually makes them introverted and politically naïve. A genuinely curious young mind grows by experiencing real life in one’s own community and church where ethical principles are clear from the outset.
6. Twitter’s Vacuous Quotism:
The most popular teen Twitter accounts hassle users with a constant flow of pointless quotations from unimportant people. Of particular worry are OhTeenQuote, TrueTeenQuotes and TeensInLove. All three promote a moronic mental simplicity, the idea that life can be summed up with stupefyingly vapid one-liners and cheap truisms plagiarized from Adam Sandler movies. For young people who subscribe to such tweets, they are forced to believe that great intellectualism stops at 140 characters.
7. SteamPunk:
Most adults are confused by what exactly “SteamPunk” means. As a subculture, it combines industrial craftsmanship with a slavishly erotic aesthetic. For youngsters, it is a sort of costume drama that feels naughty and defiant at first. Yet SteamPunk quickly becomes a gateway to sadomasochism and even Trotskyism. Clearly, banishing this from the home is a no-brainer for Christians.
8. Tumblr:
Bill O’Reilly filed a groundbreaking report on the illegal Chinese website 4Chan and how it was being used to trade pornography, internet hacking and much worse. The raunchy website “Tumblr” follows the same format, and was crafted with confusing fonts and garish colors to discourage adults from supervising it closely. The peer pressure to have oneself “reblogged” is so great, that many users are forced into exposing themselves nakedly and writing comments with great vulgarity.
9. “Asianation“:
The people of Asia have recently become a hot youth fad in America, replacing the blacks as the “it” ethnicity of the moment. Prized for the silken, lithe bodies and perpetual youthfulness, many Chinese are practitioners of communism or Buddhism. They are thought to be talented artists and fashion designers, but few truly embody a dedication to living a Christ-like life. Indeed, teens caught up in the Asian fad are far too likely to experiment with ghetto gangsterism, exotic homosexuality or dramatic fits of flamboyant neediness of the sort rarely seen outside of reality television show contests.
10. Teenage Mustaches:
Boys just can’t grow up fast enough! They want to live like adults, driving cars and staying out all night, but they simply don’t understand that freedom comes with important responsibilities. Some adventurers in the midst of puberty intentionally grow out a delicate, fuzzy mustaches in an effort to look like men, often to buy alcohol in stores or to cruise gay dating sites for erotic encounters. 16-year old girls have also even been known to paint mustaches on their fingers in a strange attempt to explore lesbianism.
11. “Goth” Emotional Music:
There is no moral reason why teens should listen to unsafe music, but many find shallow, predictable rebellion in groups like Black Veiled Bride and Blood on the Dance Floor. Sadly, secret messages of drugs and promiscuity make mentally juvenile fans vulnerable to a life of illiteracy, social awkwardness and unemployment. Girls are particularly susceptible to “emo,” because many lack the sophistication to discern substance from spectacle.
12. Talking Tom Cat:
Talking Tom is a robotic pet that lives on your cellphone or Apple iPad. For troubled teens, Tom is meant to be a substitute for a healthy relationship with one’s parents. The cat is passive and offers perpetual affirmation, no matter what outrageous and illegal antics the child gets wrapped up in. Furthermore, the pet game familiarizes young people with the treacherous companionship of real-life felines. In 2011 alone, Talking Tom Cat was downloaded 200 million times, thus proving the incredible danger of viral internet games.
13. Trillining:
Inspired by radical journalist Calvin Trillin, this is a form of literary blogging in which young authors feign an air of sartorial, sardonic authority while being utter imbeciles. When such a child falls deeply in love with the sound of his own voice, it is very difficult for him to abandon such cloying egotism in adulthood.
14. Deviantart.com:
This strange website is popular for outcasts who have had no luck socializing in school or on the sports field. It promises to celebrate art and “creativity” while pushing our young people into a pit of pointless narcissism, useless tech skills and gender identity confusion.
15. Sagging:
A relatively new trend where young men let their jeans “sag” far below the waistline. This is an immature way to show off the shape of one’s phallus or supple buttocks, and is usually encouraged by pedophiles on Youtube and Facebook. “Saggers,” as they prefer to be called, have few friends in the real world. They imagine that their “sagging” is an easy way to gain acquaintances on social media sites. By adopting an urban black fashion style, these confused boys believe they have created a complex personal identity but the truth is that they’re simply revealing their taut bodies for drooling old men across the globe.
16. Bronyism:
A “Brony” is an older teen on a crash course with bestiality. Ostensibly, the child is a fan of the My Little Pony cartoon show, but the truth is far more alarming. Deep inside, the child feels profound emptiness and failure. He will try to fill that hole in his life by sexualizing both animals and plush toys, seeing their enormous genitals as ready companions. In adults, this sad fate erupts in full blown crimes against animals and a sexual fetish known as “furries.”
17. Ian Somerhalder:
The scruffy, dirty television star is a heartthrob for underage girls and boys alike, yet are these people even aware of the Satanic logic behind the vampire trend? The dark clothes and heavy eyeliner, the fetish for drinking bodily fluids and sneaking around in the dark are not healthy for a Christian teen. Quite simply, they are labeling themselves “weird” and “freakish.” By lusting after the muscled Somerhalder, our children are moronically embracing their own failure as normal, happy members of the adult working world.
18. Mirror Scrying:
This ancient form of demonic communication has recently come back into fashion. By staring deep into a mirror with only the illumination of a candle, it is believed that one can communicate with spirits from the beyond. For today’s teens, it is a ready excuse to pose in the bathroom with a camera for hours on end while high on ripe body odors and anti-depressants.
19. Lip Tattoos:
A terrible place for a tattoo is on the face and the very worst location is surely on the lips. Lip tattoos are normally done in black ink and are often mistaken for unchewed food or herpes sores. Such markings insure that a person will have a very difficult time securing normal employment in any job market.
20. Body Painting:
Face painting is a fun carnival experience for 8-year olds, but for teens it invites a dangerous level of homoerotic exploration. It is often a messy attempt to proclaim one’s burgeoning sexual confusion through the use of mother’s eye shadow and even peanut butter. It is simply disgusting for outsiders to witness.
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Author: Stephenson Billings
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21: Being christian: Because we all know believing in fairy tails is a bad thing for your health.
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“Two major websites promote the shared phallic gratification of young people in a video format: Chatroulette and Omegle. It is vital that you make sure that neither is present on your family computer to prevent the spread of masturbation addiction, which can cause acne, penile problems and a fear of marriage in adulthood.”
So you did try that already huh?
And mastrubation don’t cause any of this, what you did write (it’s not proven).
“What these kids don’t realize is that the obsession with internet activism actually makes them introverted and politically naïve.
Which can go same for you.
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Please do not try to lurk on an article for Parents and their Teens. A “36″ year old who is presumably single is just too creepy to be fishing around on a Christian family website. SOrry, you freak.
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Wow, you totally just described yourself :O get off then!
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lol
You did really judge about my years just on the base of my nickname. I see now how anyone can convince you in anything.
And since when is this a “Christian family site”?
The blogs on this site are mostly made out and totaly untrue and also you look down on everyone who’s not christian and is different from you.
Sorry mr. Bilings, but not everyone can be so lightly brainwashed by tales and rumors as you. ^^
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“I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; PREACH THE WORD; be instant IN season, OUT of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine. For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables. But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.” –2 Timothy 1-5.
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What truth? That all those things are evil? That if a girl draws a mustache on her finger, proves that she’s lesbian?
You need to be really stupid, if you belive such things.
Also save such nonsense for people like you.
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Apparently, when he pulls a random quote out of his ass, he’s run out a rebuttals and any good defense. A.K.A you win.
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Hmmm. pretty sure masturbation doesn’t cause acne…..actually I don’t think there’s much to any of this. Wow. I seriously hope this is not something someone actually believes.
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Brother Billings thanks for your story I found it quite interesting. There was a question I had while reading it that perhaps you could answer. You wrote… “A “Brony” is an older teen on a crash course with bestiality. Ostensibly, the child is a fan of the My Little Pony cartoon.”
I have heard of these Bronys and I’m aware of the My Little Pony cartoon. But I’ve always believed MLP was a child’s fantasy type cartoon, so why would it appeal to these older teens?
When I was in high school I was kept plenty busy with sports, keeping up with my studies, working on my muscle car and attending bible study 3 times a week. I didn’t have much time for watching cartoons, let alone something as childish as MLP. So what attraction do these teens have to MLP? And dare I point out to them that all the MLP characters are so far over the top gay?
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Im not a huge fan of the show but I watched a few episodes to see what all the drama was about. It seems to me that my little pony is just a quality childrens show, akin to perhaps spongebob. Lots of older kids and young adults really enjoy both of these shows for their witty writing, quality animation, and overall fun and happy themes. Themes that arent exactly common in most shows aimed at people 16-20. Not exactly the most sinfull of motivations… Also, most of the main characters were female, and (not an expert on the show) probably not gay (except perhaps in the archaic sense of the word)
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except for Gilda, she had jealous girlfriend written all over her.
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As a forty five year old man, perhaps I can shed some light on why My Little Ponies is liked by older kids. The show is very well written, for a child’s cartoon. Unlike most other cartoons of today Friendship is Magic is full of fun and whimsy like the cartoons of the 80′s and 90′s, which mind you were the golden age of cartoons. There’s no substance in cartoons anymore. My Little Ponies is full of great messages for younger children to learn and older children to remember. And Applejack has such a sweet ass too.
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11:17 pm
Sicko.
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7:29 am
You are an Ex-brony, shut up.
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LMAO
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Very well written? Oh brother, we have a media critic here. It’s a infant’s cartoon for crying out loud and it’s DISGUSTING! Why adults are watching this I do not even want to consider.
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Why pedophiles such as yourself look at little kids I do not even want to consider. It’s creepy and disgusting.
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Please learn the difference between parenting and pedophilia, you dimwitted numbskull.
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Parenting is when you are a parent who’s teaching your OWN child the morals of life. Pedophilia is what you do for a living. How’s that?
P.S. Your insults are getting funnier and funnier, and more superficial. Tsk, tsk, come up with better ones. . .
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I am not here for your personal amusement.
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Oh yes you are.
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You know what’s disgusting Billings? Well for one, your profile picture. I really hope that isn’t you because it looks like a drunk Bob Hoskins wandered into a Chuck E. Cheese and got too excited about playing Whack-a-mole with the kiddies. Secondly, horses with Matt Damon faces are terrifying. Seriously Billings, why’d you have to go and give me night-mares? (See what I did there? I made a horse pun). It’s cool if you’ve got a boner for horses with celebrity faces, but please do not subject us to your disgusting fantasies.
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oh damn, that is Matt Damon’s face on Rarity’s body…Didn’t notice it was him…
Lol, nice horse pun
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That was an upsetting insult little lady. Very upsetting!
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Well no shit it was upsetting, that was an insult!
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Which one?
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You know, I’m not a huge fan of insulting people, but with every article I read on this site, I become less and less sure whether or not you are in fact people, seeing as how you seem to lack basic moral values.
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Mr. Ray – it’s an internet thing. You’d be better off asking a psychology major about this – in short – many silly and childish cartoons – notably Pokemon and MLP, show up on the internet exactly because they are silly and over the top.
Such is the world of internet memes (ie “rageguy”, “me gusta” etc) and other things.
Over time, such images are taken into the everyday language of the “internet dweller” – you know how “one picture is worth a thousand words”?
Somehow that single drawing of a stick guy barfing a rainbow (now associated with awe at the sight of something cool) does a better job of expressing one’s state of mind, than a whole paragraph – leters on the screen can be completely devoid of emotion compared to pictures.
The reality of the internet is that much of it is purely for entertainment, and if some silly guy thinks that quoting a random passage from the Bible is going to shock and awe people who refuse his self righteous indoctrination? Hell if I care.
That’s the real problem we’re dealing with here – self-righteousness – the whole point of the above article is to express the author’s (false) superiority, by denouncing and vilifying things he has very little knowledge of.
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You win xD
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well, since most of the characters in MLP are female ponies, I’m not sure you can call them gay. And I always thought it was a pretty good show. It’s happy. Kids need some happiness, especially when they have parents like you.
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actually, NO, we don’t bully christian kids. as a kid in high school, i got SERIOUSLY picked on for my atheist beliefs till i moved back to canada. so your completely stupid, because christians are not persecuted for their beliefs, they are just are that they don’t get to persecute others on what their bible says (i.e. homosexuals, coloured people).
And i find it HILARIOUS that you call atheists pedophiles, and yet, your religion is famous for the priests and pastors raping FIVE YEAR OLD BOYS!!!!! plus, your big man, ted haggard? GIGANTIC homosexual. that really discredits the Pentecostal movement, since it sheds the light on their, and your, hypocrisy.
So, your argument is invalid
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Much of the discussion of political correctness today concerns the suppression of Christian free speech. No surprise that you love Canada. This is already the law of the land up there and Christians are being persecuted left and right for it. Vis.,
“HATE CRIMES” LAWS USED AGAINST CHRISTIANS IN CANADA
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um, noooooo.
“christian free speech” is just the christians way of saying stuffing their hate-orientated religious dogma down the throats of small children. And christians led the world into the dark ages, no scientific reform, everyone dying because of the biblical rejection of modern medicine, and the burning of “witches” on the stake. in those days, religion was above the law. now, during the age of reason, circa. 1750-present, religion has been below the law. you cannot commit atrocities in the name of religion anymore, under the law. just cause its for “jesus” or “muhammad” doesn’t excuse the crime. And religious people call this persecution. i call it whats right about modern times
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Your stupidity is profound and your faith is nil. How tragic but I will pray for you. God does have a plan for ALL OF US!
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oh, and for what its worth, even if i believed the christian god was real, which i dont, i still wouldnt follow him. He would be a “two-faced, homocidal, genocidal, cruel, bastard. and THIS is why i think that the westboro church, despicable as they may be, still have it the most clear on who the god of the bible really is. However, this makes their group 100000000000 times more despicable then the average christian, because this only serves to prove that they dont have a good natured bone in their body, especially that “pastor” of theirs.
the abrahimic god “yahweh, god, allah”, represents whats wrong with humanity,represents our ancestors ignorance, their greed, their general hatred for their peers, and their love and lust for blood, but mostly just their general ability to look down upon people, to put theirselves on a higher Pedestal (or plain), then everybody else. “god” doesnt represent greatness, he represents hatred, and greed and ignorance.
so in all due respect (=NONE), to your religion, i bid you and your rapist ‘priests” and “pastors” a good day
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And yet you won’t call yourself an atheist. You want to have a bet each way.
Chickenshit.
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Unfortunately for you Billings, God’s plan for you has nothing to do with you living happily in a commune full of children willing to play “What’s that thing protruding from Uncle Billing’s lap?”. In fact, I’d be willing to wager that it’s quite the opposite.
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You need to pray with real love and sincerity. You can not hate someone for disagreeing with you, and you can not call them stupid if you truly have love in your heart.
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wawawa! You’re only the majority and have practically every politician bending over to let the Christian-right use them.
How is free speech for Christians being taken away in the US? Last time I checked America was practically a Christian theocracy.
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Ha!
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12:46 pm
Ted Haggard just serves as a warning about the moral dangers that we all face as citizens in Obama’s America ..
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not really. but yes, you cannot blame all christians for “pastor ted’s” actions. you can blame it on their ideologies, though, which are crap
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most of their arguments are invalid.
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So Billings claims to know so much about the world, and then proves that he knows so little.
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I’m conflicted here…The Brony one made me both laugh and become incredibly annoyed at what Billings thinks a Brony is.
Let me help clear up any confusion.
We are just fans of a tv show; we don’t do beastiality. We don’t feel emptiness and failure. We don’t specialize animals or plushies. We aren’t furries
JUST fans of a tv show.
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We don’t sexualize animals or plushies is what I meant to say, not “specialize”
Apparently “sexualize” is not a word the iPhone knows…Damn thing
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The dishonestly oozes disgustingly from your comment, SnakeHead. We all know the depths of your obsession and we all know that it has consequences. I have shed light on the problem in an effort to help you. It’s just that simple.
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I’m being as honest as humanly possibly here. We ARE just fans of a show.
“We all know the depths of your obsession and we all know that it has consequences”
You can be a Brony without being obsessed with MLP. Consequences? The only consequence of beig a Brony is the hate we get from people like you. There is nothing wrong with being a Brony.
” I have shed light on the problem”
Telling blatant lies about us is not shedding light Billings. Being a Brony is not a problem and dosen’t need to be fixed.
You have no idea about Bronies
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Overboros: How old are you again? We had trouble with a 12 year old the other day and I wanted to make sure.
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Oh Brother Stephenson!!! We’re about to head off on another hunt early tomorrow, so I thought I could enlighten & entertain the guys with some Chris†wire writings & comments.
The fellas & I had a good laugh at this portion of a comment from Ouro… “You have no idea about Bronies”
Most of us here have been a round or two in US uniform, so to say. So, when you read something like, “You have no idea about Bronies”….. Laughing out loud x 10!!!
Bless you Brother Billings… What a hilarious response to capture!
Thank you. Well done writ & response.
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Billings we’ve been over this before, I’m 22.
“Most of us here have been a round or two in US uniform, so to say. So, when you read something like, “You have no idea about Bronies”….. Laughing out loud x 10!!!”
What does that have to do with anything?
Here’s something so simple you’ll understand.
I’M a Brony. You AREN’T. Therefore I KNOW what a Brony is
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2:18 am
Send me a photo on Facebook or I won’t believe you.
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No Billings, I’m NOT sending you a picture of me and you have no reason to need one
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Pedobillings, you say you’ve ‘shed a light onto the problem to help others’, and yet you can’t accept the fact that you’re a pedophile.
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THREE Condemn Clicks and ZERO Praise Clicks. Why don’t you take a hint?
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Because most of us don’t care what random people on the Internet think of us.
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Why do you care so much about praise and condemn clicks, Clownboy? What, do you have penis envy or something? It also doesn’t help your case when you can just go onto any computer with a different IP address and click away, so bringing it up is pointless either way, since who’s to say that you aren’t desperate enough to have periodically clicked ‘condemn’ whenever you had access to a different computer or wifi spot.
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Different IPs?!? Laughing Out LOUD! You sound paranoid. Please get some help for your delusions!
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Why am I not surprised to find out that you don’t know how the internet works, Clownboy? Then again, you were pretty quick to jump to ‘you’re delusional’, so maybe you’re just tryin’ to fool people.
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Look, we’re fans of a TV show, I grew up in the 90′s, im 19, I like the show because its well written. I don’t want to fuck a hore. Thats some weird shit. Just because your’e son does all the things listed above doesn’t mean we all do.
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Soliciting younger men on the internet for pics Billings? For shame man. For shame.
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How do you claim to know “the depths of our obsession?”(snicker)
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I feel emptiness and failure all the time, but those are completely unrelated to my being a brony.
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There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all the greatest virtues, the most dominating virtues of human society, are created, strengthened and maintained
-Winston Churchill
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God Bless you Brother August… And Mr. Winston Churchill.
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Where has August been? I hear the wife had him “kitten” whipped for chewing tobacco and chopping wood shirtless like a real man.
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Spent the week in Banff. Got back this morning… tired, old, and sore.
Good times…
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Bamf? That sounds foreign to me.
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And you wonder why people question your sexuality and sexual choices Billings?
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wow, it the other way for me at school. childen bully me at school for being atheist. also, whats wrong with buddhism?
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No one should be bullied! Ever! But especially Christians, because bullying Christian is an offense to Jesus Christ and My Country Tis of Thee!
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Yet you’re all for the bullying of people who aren’t Christian, you just call it something else and think you aren’t some kind of monster for doing so.
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8:33 pm
When did SAVING and BULLYING become synonymous? Obama’s America!
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8:37 pm
You admitted that you wanted to stomp on the rights of people without them fighting back, you hate America, and you want to do away with what makes it so great and just shout out “OBAMA!” like a retard because you think somehow that’ll cause a negative connection with the current state of things.
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5:31 pm
i agree with your first sentence, the rest is un necessary. also, do you guys like protestans or catholics, because i don’t have a problem with catholics.
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7:56 pm
You say, “No one should be bullied! Ever! But especially Christians”. You have one inflated ego, because you just –once again–put Christians on a higher pedestal than every other religion. Should an Atheist or Buddhist child be bullied while a delusioned Christian such as yourself sits on the side advocating it?
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6:26 pm
Absolutely horrifying! How can we – as devout Christians and Patriotic Americans – STOP this???
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9:21 pm
This brony thing is really pathetic, how could anyone above the age of 5 like those stupid, ugly plastic toys?
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10:16 pm
It isn’t so much the toys, Bronies are fans of the show
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10:33 pm
Amazing article Brother Billings. I will keep a watchful eye for any teens in my local community exhibiting these sorts of behaviors.
Just last week, I found two teenagers in my woodshed, smoking “pot” and re-enacting scenes from “Twilight!”
I volunteer as a crossing guard near my local middle school, and I see quite a few tweens wearing “skinny jeans.” Brothers, should I be worried
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7:47 pm
Being worried about kid wearing skinny jeans will have you worrying about kids all over the U.S. Their just a style that’s “in”. I wear them. Am I any worse for it? No, their just cool. I don’t cut myself, I don’t smoke (pot or otherwise) and I get good grades. What the hell is wrong with that?
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12:48 am
“You have no idea about Bronies”
Somehow I don’t feel like I’m missing out on anything substantial there.
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1:52 am
Then don’t talk crap about something you don’t know.
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2:09 am
I know the show is designed for toddlers, it’s hardly some great mystery.
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2:34 am
Even now you’re still wrong
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3:18 am
You must be very proud of yourself for being an expert on retarded gay-looking plastic toys.
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12:20 am
Seriously Jeb, you really are like a Christian version of Harley Farley. Do you ever try to reach ANY kind of maturity? Or do you just instantly sink low because it’s the only way you can feel better about yourself?
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1:42 am
let’s see…
fantasy television shows
steampunk
tumblr
deviantart
Bronyism.
darn… only five of the twenty
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12:04 am
DUDE! You have a deviantart?! SHIT SON. HIT ME UP!
My username here is the same as my deviantart account.
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9:25 pm
who doesn’t have a deviantart? you can find all sorts of awesome works by artists who are trying to get famous…
except crookedtrees now… he will be missed :C
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9:47 pm
I think I found you, I don’t have much; can’t draw and don’t regularly visit.
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11:58 pm
I don’t visit much either, too busy selling shit on redbubble.
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1:37 pm
selling shit you make? wish I was productive. I need to get back on sketching so my work stops looking like it was drawn by a six year old alcoholic monkey with down syndrome.
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3:31 pm
Oh god, just flashed back to five years ago. Terrible years.
Yeah, I just practice a lot and then I go look at art work and try to figure out new techniques. That’s why I like tumblr because I follow a lot of art blogs that help out with typical photoshop errors that beginners make.
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2:01 am
“Goth” Emotional Music:
There is no moral reason why teens should listen to unsafe music, but many find shallow, predictable rebellion in groups like Black Veiled Bride and Blood on the Dance Floor. Sadly, secret messages of drugs and promiscuity make mentally juvenile fans vulnerable to a life of illiteracy, social awkwardness and unemployment. Girls are particularly susceptible to “emo,” because many lack the sophistication to discern substance from spectacle <— black veil brides is about how a nun enters a church and blood on the dance floor is just themselves
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2:35 pm
You are the prefect example of an ignorant child, even worse as a girl you only prove my point.
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3:11 pm
You call her ignorant, and yet you can’t even get the most basic of facts down after claiming you’ve ‘researched’ it. Yeah, your words mean nothing.
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3:12 pm
Are you even sober today, Larry?
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3:19 pm
Ad hominem much, hypocrite?
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12:30 am
L.N. Mr.bullshit has no job or wife because he’s wife died by she killed herself so she doesnt have to deal with him
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2:03 am
Actually, Alexis, Pedobillings is a 50 something virgin who’s imaginary girlfriend dumped him recently. He’s so much of a disgusting bastard, that not even he can stand himself.
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2:07 am
My personal life IS MY OWN OKAY????
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2:33 am
Good one L.N.
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7:51 pm
Well, Pedobillings, you seem ever so desperate to invade the personal lives of other people without their consent, why shouldn’t we show you the same respect you give them?
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8:18 pm
Wow, someone touched a nerve. . . Hiding something, Billings??
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9:08 pm
mr.bullshit your in our lives and what we do so why not get in yours
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1:10 am
True that ^^^
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12:14 am
Whose to know if your soul will fade at all
The one you sold to fool the world
You lose your self-esteem along the way
Good god, you’re coming up with reasons
Good god, you’re dragging it out
Good god, it’s the changing of the seasons
It feels so great, so follow me down
Fake it if you’re out of direction
Fake it if you don’t belong
Fake it if you feel like infection
Whoa, you’re such a fucking hypocrite
You should know that the lies won’t hide your flaws
No sense in hiding all of yours
You gave up on your dreams along the way
Good god, you’re coming up with reasons
Good god, you’re dragging it out
Good god, it’s the changing of the seasons
It feels so great, so follow me down and just
Fake it if your out of direction
Fake it if you don’t belong
Fake it if you feel like infection
Whoa, you’re such a fucking hypocrite
I can fake with the best of anyone
I can fake with the best of them all
I can fake it with the best of anyone
I can fake it all
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2:20 am
Women are quite expert at faking certain things, or so I’ve heard. DISGUSTING!
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2:35 am
you’re such a fucking hypocrite
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7:55 pm
I dunno, Pedobillings, you seem to be an expert at being a fake. You keep claiming to be a Christian.
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8:03 pm
or a journalist for the matters I geuss he is none of them
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6:51 pm
Did I mention you’re a sexist jerk? I’m a girl, have straight A’s, am street smart, and I’m safe. Anything you have to say about that?
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6:56 pm
I have nothing to add. You have bested me my friend. You have straight A’s… I barely get those… -Fail-
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7:04 pm
Oh, trust me, I’m usually an A-B student xD I surprised myself. . .
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8:43 pm
“I have nothing to add.”
You never do. It doesn’t stop you, though.
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9:00 pm
See! This is EXACTLY what I’m talking about! OMG!! Hahaha!
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9:04 pm
Lay off the bong, kiddo.
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9:08 pm
I would if I had one… But I don’t so I cant…
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9:11 pm
Why is the asshole in the beanie nodding off in your gif? Is he on heroin? It figures that you would worship a smackhead.
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9:17 pm
Ville Valo DOES NOT DO SMACK!!!! Get your fucking facts before opening your damn mouth!!
My God have mercy on your tainted black soul.
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9:18 pm
Ville Valo DOES NOT DO SMACK!!!! Get your fucking facts before opening your damn mouth!!
May God have mercy on your tainted black soul.
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9:23 pm
Why did you post that twice? Did you nod off and forget that you’d already posted it?
I hope you’re not sharing needles, friend!
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9:25 pm
Also, why do you think I’m black? And what makes you think it appropriate to bring it up in this context?
Are you implying that all blacks are junkies? If so, I have some news for you…
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9:26 pm
You are such a fucking comedian. I dare you to try and insult Ville Valo.
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9:35 pm
“I dare you to try and insult Ville Valo”
OK then: Ville Valo is a crummy singer and he looks like a heroin addict.
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11:55 pm
And because YOUR picture looks strangely like a My Little Pony, I have reason to believe you’re still a Brony. . . Strange that you should insult someone else’s picture when yours is MUCH more ridiculous. Oh, and by the way, you’re comments are pointless. . .
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12:51 am
My avatar doesn’t look “strangely like a My Little Pony”; it is a pony from that stupid show.
“I have reason to believe you’re still a Brony.”
What reason? And is being a brony good or bad in your view? Answer carefully, because the idiot commenters with whom you are trying to ingratiate yourself are mostly bronies.
“you’re comments are pointless”
*Your
Do your comments have a point? Any point at all?
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1:00 am
Well, why have a “stupid” avatar if it’s so bad??
I have no problem with bronies, but the fact that you are trying to distance yourself from them, yet have a picture of My Little Pony, is strange. . .
My comments? Yes, because the first comment I posted regarding this ridiculous article was meaningful. When I responed to you, it was in defense of BVB, who I have come to like. So yes, they do.
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1:10 am
“the fact that you are trying to distance yourself from them, yet have a picture of My Little Pony, is strange”
No it isn’t. It’s called irony. Look it up.
“it was in defense of BVB, who I have come to like”
In other words, you pick your favourites and defend them no matter how idiotic the gibberish they post. You will fit in well with all the mindless emos and pony fetishists around here.
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1:19 am
It’s very weak irony, to tell you the truth, especially because you can’t read what it says. Do YOU not like bronies?? Because I don’t think you do. . .
No, BVB and I have the same views, and because of this, when you attack someone I like, you become an asshole. And no, I don’t follow mindlessly. If BVB were to say something I didn’t agree with, I’d ask her to elaborate, and we could have a friendly argument about it.
I’m not emo, and I don’t recall ever seeing more than a minute of My Little Pony consecutively.
And just wondering. . . Are you even American? I’m not racist or anything, just truly curious. You spelled favorite favourite.
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3:52 am
“Are you even American?”
What’s with the “even”? Are non-Americans inferior in your eyes?
No, I’m not American.
“I’m not racist or anything”
Funny how it’s always the racists who say that.
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10:00 am
No, it was a typo. I was going to ask something else, but changed my mind.
And no, I’m not racist. Read my very first post on here. I think I’m the most not-racist you can get. I have never based a decision or excluded someone because of race or religion. Yeah, my friend’s tell racist jokes sometimes, and I laugh, but because it’s funny, not because I’m mean. Usually it’s a Mexican joke, and I am half-Mexican. I can roll with jokes. I was curious, by the way.
Now, you just sound like an asshole. Are you racist? You seem to have a lot of American hate. . .
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4:59 pm
You say you’re not racist yet you laugh at racist jokes?
That’s called being racist.
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5:35 pm
You should read all of someone’s post before you comment. IT IS USUALLY ABOUT MY OWN RACE. I don’t treat anybody different based on race or religion or even looks, but on their attitudes and behavior. I’m not going to be nice to an asshole (such as yourself) just because they’re American, or vice-versa.
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6:58 pm
I’ll believe it when I see it, kiddo. Next you’ll tell me you’re a nuclear scientist with a Ferrari… Yeah right.
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7:11 pm
Yeah totally. . . Uhh, no, I’m a sophomore in high school, and I want to be a vet. Yes, chemistry fascinates me, but nuclear weapons are pointless. I’m more interested in life than death. I’m still a month away from even being able to take a driver’s test, and Ferrari’s aren’t my kind of car.
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8:08 pm
show your credential about your “journalism” oh wait you don’t have it
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8:17 pm
Nice xD ^^^
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12:38 am
World History:
A+
96.95%
Accelerated English 3-4:
A-
90.25%
Algebra 2/Trigonometry:
A
95.96%
Wind Ensemble:
A+
100%
Spanish 1-2:
A
93.63%
Honors Chemistry:
A-
91.54%
Any questions?
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12:45 am
“Any questions?”
Yes. Why burst into the room and start masturbating like that?
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12:53 am
Where did that come from xD haha Billings said he wanted to see it, and there’s no way I’m posting my name and school for all you delusioned nutjobs to see, so I posted them. Unedited, true, in order. No masturbating on my side, sorry to disappoint
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12:14 am
Although I’m not a fan of the band, the fact that you spelled the band’s name incorrectly (Black Veiled Bride, as opposed the their actual name, Black Veil Brides) make me wonder exactly how much true research and factual information was put into this article. The fact that those bands (Black Veil Brides, Blood on the Dance floor, etc) are usually considered “Scene Bands,” combined with the fact that many teenage boys (yes, girls too, but plenty of boys [there's always more a focus on girls who like Emo and scene, there are more of them, yes, but why do people always obsess over the fact that girls like such music]) like these bands sort of kills your whole point about it being a “girls thing”
Also, Steam punk is erotic? Out of the many steam punk stores I’ve visited with friends, I can’t claim to have found anything related to steam punk itself of a sexual nature there (some of them were costume stores, and some of the other costumes could be considered of a sexual nature, but not the steam punk clothing). I don’t think you can claim the picture used as an example to be steam punk-the clothes, yes probably, but not the gun.
With Tumblr and similar websites, the vast majority of the material on the websites is non-sexual in nature. They’re very similar to the internet itself-if you go looking for it, you can find it, but it’s not just going to randomly appear on your screen.
Would you please explain the finger mustaches? I’ve seen gay, straight, boys, girls draw them on their fingers and never seen even the remotest connection to their sexuality.
Attacking Bronies? They just like the show. There’s no connection to bestiality, “Brony” basically started as a nickname for boys who liked the show.
Finally there’s plenty of ignorant homophobia in here, but that argument is fairly self-explanotory, so I believe I’ll leave it at that.
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1:52 am
Damn girl, you got it going on!
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2:08 am
“black veil brides is about how a nun enters a church and blood on the dance floor is just themselves”
That’s very profound, you have a real way with words.
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2:12 am
botdf tells people to themselves and black veil brides mean what a nun wears when they enter a church
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2:20 am
It would help if you actually have a thought or idea before you submit such inane ramblings.
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3:57 am
im speaking the truth and i been to cathloic school
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4:32 am
The Catholic church is not a real church. It is a global child-rape cartel that hates homosexuals and aids the spread of AIDS in Africa.
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11:05 am
Exbrony, you’re only saying that because your Catholic raised mother would molest you before tucking you in at night.
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12:22 pm
“I been to catholic school.” Maybe you should of went to grammar school, because you are severely lacking knowledge in that area. And logic as well.
Spend more time studying arithmetic and the Bible and not so much time shaping your hair into a habitat for birds to dwell in.
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12:06 am
English is harder on me because I don’t use english in real
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8:10 pm
exbrony …. any other subcategory of christian comes from catholic sad to broke it up on you ( even protestant ) therefore now they are “distinct”
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8:39 pm
“any other subcategory of christian comes from catholic”
OK then, explain the existence of the Coptic and Orthodox churches.
And I remind you that Protestantism is a reaction against Catholic corruption.
Adieu, mon ami!
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12:25 pm
The people who live in these comment sections waiting to attack the messengers of God’s word sicken me. They provide nothing of substance and lash out with vile words and curses. I pray every day for them.
To be honest, a majority of these people probably wear skinny jeans or “Blacks Veil Bride” shirts and “cut” themselves, because that seems to be the newest fad among secular children.
Have any of you thought, instead of attacking us, to form a prayer group? Organize a Vacation Bible School in your community? Instead of downloading Lady Gaga and Skrillex “mash-up” MP3′s, you could be reading the Bible.
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12:54 pm
You tell people that they’re wrong for their beliefs and that they should change, and then you bitch about the backlash you receive.
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2:08 am
Thank you Mark. I truly cherish your support and wish more of these “tweens” posting on this site had a father like you!
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8:27 pm
As long as it’s not a father like you. . .
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9:02 pm
Even my “father” is better than these dolts.
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9:15 pm
Why “father”? :/
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9:21 pm
Cos I count my “dad” as more of a sperm downer. After all I’m his bastard daughter.
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9:34 pm
a sperm downer? did he lose a bet?
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11:48 pm
Ahh
sorry.
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5:38 am
Meh… it’s okay. I was an unplanned mistake to him.
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7:49 am
that would be horrible to hear that from my father. “an unplanned mistake” like your existence in the world is a terrible accident that shouldn’t have happen.
I’m reminded how much I hate people.
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5:52 am
I believe Dr. Billings has once again pinpointed the problem. The lack of parental authority in these disrespectful children’s lives has caused this horrible behavior. I’m willing to bet that these children have been abused by some adult in their lives, perhaps sexually.
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9:54 am
Nope, I have two parents who have told me what’s right and wrong, and to always stand up for my beliefs. I also had two very good friends who would do the exact same thing.
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5:05 pm
My father is an incredible man who, based on your post and everything you have said, understands extravagant amounts more about basically anything than you do. He has probably read and understood the Bible– and other various religious writings– more than you, and guess what! He’s Atheist. He has taught me to be an accepting person, but has also taught me to think for myself, not to think what people like you want me to think. He is obviously far more intelligent than you could ever be, Billings, because he can comprehend things and isn’t stereotypical. Those are not the only reasons, but they are surely the most relevant in this case.
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5:22 pm
‘sup Strider!
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7:56 pm
Yo sup just chillaxin on weird egotistical sites wbu
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1:18 am
nothing much! watching Con Air with Vriska, which is totally awesome!!!!!!!!
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4:32 pm
Mark, we’re not dogs, “waiting to attack the messengers of God’s word”, we write what we write because you people write highly offensive stuff about people like us and we just want to get it through your heads that we are not like this or what your saying is wrong. also, calling people gay or emo just because they dont agree with you is stupid and ignorant. p.s. dont pray for me
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1:12 pm
So many things to point out. For one, “weird” is completely opinionated, showing that this is all stuff that Billings finds odd. Just like I find it odd that my Opa goes to bed at 7:30 and wakes up before the sun, everyone will find things odd about another generation.
Alcoho/ soaked tampons are something unheard of, even to one who goes to an alternative school. Also, it’s probably unhealthy for the vagina to have alcohol in it so why would someone do that?
I’m one of faith and the ONLY time I’ve ever been bullied was during fifth grade. Even during junior high, and now in high school, everyone respects my beliefs, even though I’m the only sophomore who is open about my faith.
Never heard of virtual masturbation, unless you count a guy jacking off to images of naked girls. If that’s what you mean, that’s natural for teenagers.
Please don’t get me started on fantasy. I failed 7th grade English because my step mum outlawed anything fantasy in our house, including fairytales (which I had to write). However, as long as one knows that the show is not real, there should be no problem with it. If a parent has a problem, let the child explain that they realize that the show is nothing more than an interesting story.
As for online orotests, schools are starting to make students learn about polotics as early as seventh grade so young students know what they are talking about. If they chose to sign petitions and such, they have every right to, especially if they understand what it is they are petioning for.
Twitter, I’ll admit, is pointless and drives me crazy
Someone from my mum’s work was talking to me and said I might enjoy the style of steampunk. While I’m not too big a fan, I know that it isn’t sexual, per say. It just includes a lot of interesting things, like clocks and metal. I’d prefer to stick to my typical kandi kid style though.
Tumblr, I know nothing of, honestly.
If the “Asianation” is about otakus, that is because there are animes coming out that are actually of interest now. Did you watch Speed Racer as a kid? That was anime.
Teens draw mustaches to have fun. There’s nothing wrong with it. Girl’s do so to joke around while guys do so to do tge same. I’ve never personally drawn the finger mustache, but when my friends do, it always makes me laugh.
Music is a way to express yourself and depending on your mood, you’ll listen to different types. When I’m upset, I’ll listen to a song that fits what occured. IfI’m happy, I listen to hardstyle or dubstep. If I’m angry, Metallica fuels my rage. What teens listen to can help in more ways than one.
Never heard of “Talking Tom Cat,” so I have nothing to say
No idea what trillining is
Deviant art really is a place where you can post your work and have people reveiw it. I’ve posted dozens of poems there and people give me thoughts on how to improve. People do the same with stories and art too.
Sagging drives me insane, to the point that I’m waiting for a guys pants to fall down, just to lauh at them.
There is nothing wrong with bronies unless they take it too far. so what if they’re fans of a kid’s T.V. show. I still like Fairly Oddparents and Danny Phantom, which are kids shows. It’s not a big deal.
Who the devil is Ian Somerhalder?
Mirror scrying sounds dangerous because spirits can be dangerous. However, saying that is implied when a teen goes into the bathroom to take a picture is quite odd. What if they want to send a picture to a friend of what they’re wearing for the day and the bathroom mirror is the only mirror in the house? No big deal.
Lip tattoos sound painful and I don’t understand why anyone would want one.
Using henna to draw designs on your body is interesting and reflects the persons creative side. If I don’t have henna, I use sharpies. However, it is better to let a teen draw on themselves and if they want it tatooed, to let them mull over the idea then to ho out and get a tattoo out of the blue and regret it.
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2:41 pm
Hey sport! Thanks for visiting our website and I pray that all this advice will help you grow up to be a moral, decent person! I know you’ve read my article very closely but you did make many mistakes! Please so no to “sagging” but if you see black boys doing it, DO NOT approach them to say it’s wrong. I’ve done that and it’s dangerous. As for your interest in Brony, I realize you’re still very young so it’s okay, but when you’re 14 or 15 that’s too old!
Thanks again kiddo! Stay in school!
Your buddy,
Stephenson
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4:43 pm
I’ve never confronted anyone about sagging pants. I snicker behind a book or something but nothing more. Also, I’m nuetral about MLP:FiM. And I’m not “very young.” I’m 16, going on 17.
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2:09 am
Well 16 is a bit too young to understand all the things we adults are talking about here. You’re welcome to read the article, but you might want to run your comments by Mother and Father before you post! It doesn’t seem like you understand enough about Jesus. God bless little guy!
Your bud,
Stephenson
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I understand more about the world than my parents, well, aside from my dad. However, I don’t live with him so that doesn’t matter. My mum knows that I go to this site to tell people what is wrong with their logic. She does not understand why I do so, but she knows that I’m standing up for what I believe is right.
I understand A LOT about Christ, believe or not, Billings. I have been going to church since I was born and have believed in Christ since I was three. I also research things to help me understand more about what I believe in, which includes in depth reading of the Bible and also researching the times at which it was written.
By the way, you’ve made this mistake before. I’m a female! That should be pretty obvious.
Also, you are not my “buddy.” My “buds” are around my age, being between the ages of 13 and 21.
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12:03 pm
21! You’re a young girl hanging out with legal male adults who drive cars and buy alcohol???? Isn’t your Mother upset about this? It sounds outrageous to me.
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My mother is not upset because the 21 year old is my cousin and she is very kind and has helped me through tough circumstances. She cannot drive because her family hasn’t the money for her to get a drivers license yet and she passes as a 17 year old so often that she can’t buy alcohol.
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You think you know everything there is to know about anything, Billings, but this article CLEARLY illustrates your lack of contact with today’s teens. Kids grow up fast now, and having older friends is common. I have an 18 year-old friend (a boy to be exact) and we have known each other for almost two years. Just because he’s become an adult doesn’t mean I’m going to stop being his friend. Boys and girls, old and young, can be friends without “sinning”. Just because my friend is 18 doesn’t mean he’s going to buy me cigarettes. You are a condescending prick, and “Mother and Father” don’t always know best. 15, 1, and 17 year-old kids don’t run comments by their parents. Hell, I’m not even with my parents.
Bottom line: Kids grow up, and they don’t need their parents with them every second of the day. . .
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6:32 pm
“if you see black boys doing it, DO NOT approach them to say it’s wrong. I’ve done that and it’s dangerous.”
This is the most racist post I have ever seen. Christians portray themselves to be all high and mighty, but in reality, they are stingy, tight-assed, unwavering-in-their-beliefs, cruel, religion nuts. What you are saying to these people, about their education, their lifestyle, and their culture is biased, one-sided, and GROSSLY INACCURATE.
Skinny Jeans don’t mean you cut yourself, and neither does goth or emo music. Depression does that, and that is something that cannot be helped.
“Asian Fad” is something completely normal, and it can be healthy for our world. By learning about another culture, it enables one to understand how they think, and thus create relationships between countries, because (though all of you have made it very clear that you don’t approve) our generation is the generation that has to deal with YOUR messes that you left behind. I am a sophomore in high school, have many colored friends, many Buddhist, Catholic, Hindu, and Atheist friends. I do not discriminate against any of them even though I AM CHRISTIAN.
Also, I have MANY gay and lesbian friends. They are who they are, and though I may be Christian, I do not tell them they should change. Seeing two guys together is as cute as seeing a boy and a girl together. LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES, and THAT is the number one thing Jesus preached about. LOVE!!! So shut your filthy, rude, inaccurate mouths and leave everyone be!
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6:35 pm
Can I hug you my awesome new Christian friend?
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6:46 pm
Hahaha virtually
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7:00 pm
Virtual hugs make the world go round! -Hugs you virtually-
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7:11 pm
truly
-hugs back virtually-
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2:11 am
Please spare me the desperate hippie nonsense! This is America and this is reality, NOT SOME 1960s COMMUNE IN INDIA!!!!!!!!
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12:08 pm
India? I think you’ve made it very clear any religion but Christianity is “bad” so where did India come from?
And is that all you have to say in defense? I think your story just crumbled. . .
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7:00 pm
In the 60s, hippie communes in India were a big thing. You’re far too young to understand history little girl.
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7:21 pm
Little girl? Um, I don’t think you know what subjects they teach in school, because one is called H I S T O R Y. . . Just thought I should spell it out for you. I’m currently in school, so I think I would know more, not necessarily everything (which I’m not afraid to admit), about history. I don’t think you can retain information farther than your Bible and current delusions of all-knowing-ness.
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7:33 pm
“My little children, I am writing these things to you so that you may not sin. But if anyone does sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous. He is the propitiation for our sins, and not for ours only but also for the sins of the whole world. And by this we know that we have come to know him, if we keep his commandments. Whoever says “I know him” but does not keep his commandments is a liar, and the truth is not in him, but whoever keeps his word, in him truly the love of God is perfected. By this we may know that we are in him.” –1 John 2:1-29.
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7:36 pm
Pedobillings admits defeat folks, when he pulls out a random bible passage, he’s got nothing left to fight or argue with.
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7:49 pm
Shocking. I thought his hot air never ran out. . .
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8:14 pm
america The country fundamentalist christian fucked up and blame it on other people because they are too stupid or ignorant to actually see it’s their own fucking Mistake that their country is falling miserably
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8:22 pm
I’m always pointing out Americas faults and everything… Haha.
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8:31 pm
Haha yes you do BVB xD
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2:51 pm
You. Are. Amazing. That’s all there is to say on the matter.
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4:01 pm
Thanks
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4:02 pm
As are you hehe.
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4:35 pm
You are amazing for that reference. Hamsteak high-five. :33
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1:09 am
*slow motion highfive* “WHERE DOING THIS MAN. WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.” – SBaHJ
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7:57 am
you’re missing out on a good show.
pick a random episode and watch it. I recommend “Fall Weather Friends”
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3:46 pm
“14. Deviantart.com:
This strange website is popular for outcasts who have had no luck socializing in school or on the sports field. It promises to celebrate art and “creativity” while pushing our young people into a pit of pointless narcissism, useless tech skills and gender identity confusion.”
Haha, I’m sorry this one is really funny cos I have a deviantart account. And really, nothing of this is true at all about us! Lol… you make me laugh… Stephenson you are a quack just like Dolan… xD
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I’ve been to deviantart once, let me tell you that everything said is 100% accurate.
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1:52 am
Thanks my friend. That website is up to no good!
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2:02 am
It’s a website where people upload their artwork. Apparently you just hate creativity whatsoever.
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Are you too lazy to click over there? I guess so… Another amazing feat of Larry, America’s starchiest couch potato.
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Exactly, Brother Stephenson. A person can expect false and misleading information like Ellen’s from a person who’s too lazy to do any kind of research.
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6:40 pm
Actually L.N. knows what he’s talking about. He knows more than you two idiots.
God Bless.
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7:17 pm
“Are you too lazy to click over there? I guess so… Another amazing feat of Larry, America’s starchiest couch potato.”
I go to the site on a daily basis, idiot. Unlike you, I actually know what the hell I’m talking about BEFORE I open my mouth up.
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7:22 pm
L.N. do you have an account on there?
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7:37 pm
I do, but it’s just to view content. Some of my older friends had DA accounts.
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8:06 pm
It’d be cool if we could talk on there.
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8:30 pm
Older friends? I thought you were in your late 40s, you trenchcoat pervert.
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8:43 pm
Pedobillings, you seriously can’t make your mind up about my age, and by older friends, I didn’t mean age-wise, I’m talking about people I knew several years ago.
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4:46 pm
Billings; “Take our good meaning, for our judgement sits five times in that ere once in our five wits.” Which means, take the obvious meaning– there’s five times more sense in that than in the clever alternatives. It’s obvious L. N. meant friends from the past, and not friends older than themselves age-wise. Taking a different meaning to make them look worse only reflects poorly on yourself. Please think twice before you try to say something to make someone else seem up to no good.
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6:37 pm
Keyword being “once” meaning you have no real experience… Me, I do. I’ve been on there for probably four or five years now.
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6:46 pm
Yeah, I’ve only been on a few times. Yeah, the background is dark, but many of the people on there are extremely talented and just want to get their work viral. Of course, there’s always those few who use it for “unChristian” purposes, but as a whole its a helpful, engaging site. So stop talking like you know all about it, unless, like BVB, you do, from experience.
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6:53 pm
Thank you for your intelligent words typewriter. At least someone has their head on right in this… wait… calling them mad would just insult Alice in Wonderland… meh… Our side (also the middle ground people) are all Mad as a Hatter.
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No problem. You know, my friend showed me this on Facebook, telling me how ridiculous it was. . . Now it’s almost downright insulting :/
Alice in Wonderland is a great movie
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7:01 pm
Oh brother, stop flirting with each other. I’m going to get quite upset.
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7:10 pm
1. When aren’t you upset about something?
2. If you think that’s flirting then you’ve seen nothing yet…
3. I haven’t even STARTED flirting with typewriter. Cos I haven’t flirted with her. I just respect her.
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7:11 pm
Keep it you pants, Bruce.
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7:16 pm
Bruce? As in Ben Bruce? If that’s who talking about then he doesn’t need to keep it in his pants.
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7:16 pm
I’m flattered, BVB. Billings, you talk like an old man who sits on his porch and yells, “Get off my lawn!” to the local kids. . .
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7:21 pm
That wouldn’t be far from the truth typewriter.
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7:25 pm
Haha, I didn’t think so xD
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8:17 pm
hmm you should continue it’s piss Billings off
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8:29 pm
This is not teen racy teen dating chat kids. What would your mothers think if they knew???
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8:44 pm
Pedobillings, stop being such a pervert.
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8:44 pm
Well, my mommy says I’m old enough to go online without her supervision.
She says I know what’s right and what’s not. I can make up my own mind. She says I’m not a little kid anymore. She treats me like the adult I’m soon going to be.
So, my mother would think that I’m standing up for what I think is right, and other people who’s side I’m on (BVB, Millenium) are people appreciating my points and backing me up, and I do the same for them.
That’s what my mother would think.
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10:12 pm
Ok I just read through all 20 with my 15 year old daughter. Wehad the greatest laugh! My daughter is an individual and decided on her own (with my permission) to be baptised as a Christian though I am basically an atheist. Is this website for real? It is complete insanity to believe any of this! TALK TO YOUR CHILDREN INSTEAD OF DOWN TO THEM!!!!!!
Do the Christian thing. What would Jesus do?
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Thank you for reading to her! In today’s public school system we even have 18 year olds who don’t know how to read! It’s crazy what Obama is doing to this country.
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They said they read WITH their daughter you idiot… seems you don’t know how to read as well, Billings. Go back to school.
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3:53 pm
Stop twisting people’s words around. It does no one any good and makes you look stupid.
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Jesus would train them in Tai Kwan Do.
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11:58 pm
This pile of shit is a joke right?
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It has to be. No sane person would think all this is true. Delusional; that’s what these people are. . .
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8:20 pm
quite funny but I saw some guys on youtube who did worse than this site
he believed stuff like china or korea attacked pearl harbour
and after a while he thought japanese attacked eparl harbour because they hated “american greatness” kind of boastful
sytill some people think like these author
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8:28 pm
I think like me.
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8:34 pm
Regrettably. . .
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9:35 pm
I’m bored, someone insult me.
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11:42 pm
I love you.
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11:57 pm
Now I know why L.N. calls you Pedobillings. . .
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12:53 am
Stephenson is trying to comfort a lost, lonely individual and you try to make it sick and dirty. Shame on you.
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1:07 am
??? Lost and lonely? 4pricot asked for an insult idiot. And I make it sick and dirty? I didn’t come up with the nickname, but I know why L.N. did. . .
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1:13 am
If 4pr1c0t wasn’t lost and lonely, why would he be begging for attention?
You made Stephenson’s gesture of comfort into something sick and dirty. Now you claim you didn’t but still try to stick by what you said.
You’re being dishonest.
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Wow, exbrony, I didn’t know you were a psychologist skilled in the dissection of the finesse of an online post. Not everything is cut and dry, “kiddo”. I re-posted a nickname that I didn’t come up with. Just bringing light to a creeper situation
^^^ THAT is going sick and dirty, for your information.
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1:31 pm
I can always count on you for condescending remarks, Exbrony.
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And I can always count on you for off-topic attention-seeking behaviour.
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I can count on both of you to go at it every time the other comments xD no offense 4pricot.
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5:53 pm
it’s funny to me. would you rather I take the conventional route and argue with the patrons? or maybe you’d rather I take the route of Harley Farley and just spout as much obscenity as I can fit in a comment box.
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6:02 pm
Haha it’s funny to me too xD but it’s predictable hehe. The Harley Farley style sounds interesting xD
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8:06 am
no, no… you are doing it wrong! you are supposed to say things that debase me and drive me into the ground.
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2:48 pm
You look like a halibut? I tried, but I’m not angry at you…
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this site is fantastic. who knew mustaches were so damn evil xD
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1. Alcoholic Tampons
This is actually just a rumour that originated and existed since 1999. If you donte believe me hear is a link to the article debunking the urban legend http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp
Secondly, what do you mean by “a woman’s fragile mind”?! You are so sexist its ridiculous
2.Bullying people of Faith
You probably haven’t been in school for a very long time considering you are a creepy old man, but I can personally tell you as someone who actually attends highschool, no one is bullied for their religion. Is much more common for kids to be picked on because of looks, money, and sexuality; not Religion.
3. Virtual Masturbation
Individuals do not go onto Chatrolette and Omegele to Masturbate. Masturbation happens when you ALONE(I’m sure you’d know PedoBillings). These to site also are more commonly used for their text-based functions and last I checked, you can’t jerk off to words someone is typing.
4.Fantasy Television
Dude, really…ITS T.V. Its obviously fake and teens know that. T.V. is just entertainment. Secondly, what friends your child makes at school has nothing to do with whether or not they watch GLEE.
5. Online Protest
These online protest are proving the knowledge that teens have of politics and through these protests they are exercising their first amendment rights of freedom of speech. Internet Activism makes kids AWARE of their country’s goverment and politics, not naive to them
6. Twitter’s Vacuous Quotism
There is nothing wrong or weird about fun quotes on Twitter. The donn’t believe “life can be summed up with stupefying vapid one-liners” or how you put it. There just quotes.
7. SteamPunk
Steampunk is a genre which came into prominence during the 1980s and early 1990s and incorporates elements of science fiction, fantasy, alternate history, horror, and speculative fiction. It involves a setting where steam power is widely used—whether in an alternate history such as Victorian era Britain or “Wild West”-era United States, or in a post-apocalyptic time —that incorporates elements of either science fiction or fantasy. THERE IS NOTHING SEXUAL ABOUT IT!
8. Tumblr
You don’t know what reblogging is do you? It does NOT mean that users expose themselves and write bad comments. I have pictures of my dog and turtle on Tumblr. I have never scrolled down my dashboared and seen some naked chick. If that is what you found on Tumblr, tell me what blogs YOU follow dude, because I have never seen any of that.
9.Asianation
WOW, racist much. I don’t see a problem with American children being interested in another culture, but I suppose a hich like you wouldn’t want your kids to be cultured.
10. Teenage Mustaches
Your an idiot. Girls DON’T draw mustaches on their finger to be lesibians!!!!!ITS JUST A FUNNY PHOTO!!!!!
11.Goth Emotional Music
There is no immoral reason for why kids can’ liten to music. Alot of the bands I listen to don’t talk about drugs or sex, but saving the enviorment and writing songs to donate money to poor nations in Africa. Secondly, WHY ARE YOU SO SEXIST?!?! Your quote “Girls are particularly susceptible to “emo,” because many lack the sophistication to discern substance from spectacle. GIRLS LACK SOPHISTICATION WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!
12. Talking Tom Cat
I don’t know how many times I have to repeat myself, but I will, your are an idiot. Its a toy. And what the hell is with you and your hatred of cats?
13. Trilling
It is not egotism. Its a form of writing that bloggers use and as far as these authors being imbeciles goes, I highly doubt any author canr achieve the amount of stupiddity you have my friend.
14.Deviantart.com
It is a website for aspiring artist to develope their skills. interact with other artist and even earn some money. It is an outlet of expression for you artists of all kinds. I am sure the “tech skills” they learn are useless to a hick like you.
15. Sagging
It’s a style of dressing, get over it. It is not encouraged by pedophilles on youtube…what kind of videos are you watching man, that’s sick.
16. Bronyism
Once again, it is just a T.V. show and you have no proof that it leads kids to want to have sex with animals. Its just a show that is fun to watch, I like it and I haven’t wanted to fuck a dog or a horse.
17. Ian Somerhalder
He’s is a T.V. personality, their is not satanic logic behind the vampire trend, because it JUST A TREND! Likeing vampires makes a kid a (as you put it)”failure as normal, happy members of the adult working world”, that’s not true and your kind of a jerk.
18. Mirrior Scrying
no,no,NO. This isn’t a satanci ritual! They take pictures of themselves in the mirror! They aren’t summoning a demon!
19.Lip Tattoos
I have never seen anyone with a lip tatoo, and even so it won’t harm their chances of empolyment, its just a tatoo. How would it get mistaken for a herpres sore?!
20. Body Painting
So its okay for an 8 year old to get her face painted but a teenager cant because its gay? Sure okay that makes sense, I never knew paintaing a damn butterly on my face or getting a Henna tatto was so fucking evil!
After reading this article in its entirety I have come to the following conclusions: you are extremeley sexist, homophobic, and are under the impression that any belief contrary to YOUR version Christianity is incorrect, and you are extremely disconnected with this generation of a teens and therefore lack any of understanding of most of these habits which you, by your own opinion,deem “wierd”.
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YOU. ARE. AWESOME!!!
Jeez, you brought up every excellent point possible. Kudos
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1:49 am
*highfives*
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3:49 am
tl;dr
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8:15 am
and the site genius shows his insight once again.
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Idiot xD
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1. I stand by my assertions about tampons and have seen the proof myself. Some snoopie fansite is not enough to convince me.
2. Many state and local legislatures are trying to making Christian teaching illegal, specifically in reference to hardcore homosexuality. They are harassing our freedom of religion, a freedom protected by the Constitution. There are many cases where this turns into online bullying (see Dan Savage and the supposed definition of Santorum). Yes, there is bullying, you just seem to turn a blind eye to it.
3. Children would mastrubate intensely become addicted to the habit and it can have very negative affects on one’s life. The website Chatroulette is very well known as a haven for this, where boys go to play with themselves as others watch. I am sorry to bring this news to you, but it is true.
4. Read the links, ignoramus.
5. Teens love trends and when communism and socialism is a trend, they seem to spend a lot of time supporting it. Do they understand the implications? No, they’re not tax payers or job holders. Once you become an adult, your idea about communism changes.
6. You have no clue what you’re talking about.
7. Did you even see the Dildo picture in this article?
8. So you’ve never seen a dirty photo or a curse word on Tumbler? Please, your lies are getting very weak at this point.
11. So if you’re okay with an “anything goes” mentality, how about kids listen to neo-nazi anthems or rap songs about killing cops? Is it fun for 12 year olds to listen to that? We need some standards and parents really have a responsibility to make that call here.
14. Look at the big picture. If a website was hosting tons of child porn, would you say “Oh, but it’s a photo sharing site!” No, of course not. Same is true with Deviancy.com.
At this point I give up. Maybe you’re just too young to understand adult subjects. Maybe you need to send this web page to your Mother and she can explain it to you? You really are so very young, sport! I think these issues are too big for your pretty little head to understand. I will pray for you and if you’d like to apologize, I will gladly accept.
God bless my friend! Your buddy,
Stephenson
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11:28 am
You are the most condescending asshole that has ever lived. You don’t understand half of what you’re talking about, and the other half is complete bullshit. The fact that you think you know what you’re talking about is funny, hilarious even, but it’s going over the top. I don’t know how old you are, Pedobillings, but obviously you’re too old to know what flirting is, how teens act, why they act the way they do, and when to NOT believe something you read online. My mom HAS read this, and she laughed with me. It’s really just pathetic attempts at attention. You probably get a hard-on when someone respond to your racist, sexist posts. THAT is who you are, Pedobillings, and that is who you will ALWAYS be until you get your priorities straightened out. Then when you do, come back to this feed and apologize for your asshole-ness.
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11:52 am
I am 53 years young and I would prefer if you show me a little respect by addressing me by my proper name or simply Mr. Billings. I think at my age I’ve earned that much from snot-nosed teen punks like yourself. Have you ever been in jail? It’s not a pretty place, kiddo.
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12:16 pm
No, I shall address you by the name I think you’ve earned as a creeper: Pedobillings. I address my teachers Mr. and Mrs. because they know what the hell they’re talking about (usually). I’m not a punk, actually I’m a very good student. I respect adults who deserve my respect, and you’re not one of them. I’ve never been to jail, but I suppose that’s a good thing. I never plan on going to jail, so sorry. . . As long as you call me kiddo, and be condescending to every other person on here, I’m going to call you Pedobillings.
By the way, if you have ever flirted with a girl, I hope she ran far away as soon as she could, because this. . . This is just ridiculous xD
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12:45 pm
I weep for what you put your parents through.
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I put my parents through joy and pride, proudly. Your parents on the other hand. . . I fear for them.
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11:43 am
And by the way, every time you sign with “Your buddy” you reinforce the thinking–sorry, knowing–that you are a sick internet stalker, preying on kids who comment on here by asking for their pictures and such. You are NO ONE’S buddy. You are their insulter and stalker.
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11:54 am
Every time you sign on as “typewriter_on_LSD” I think of the horrible damage narcotic drugs have done to so many. It’s no laughing matter, from reefer to LSD to crack and meth, our nation’s young people are being torn to shred by drugs. But for idiot children such as yourself, I guess it’s a total gas, man.
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It’s a playful nickname my friends put together. I don’t use LSD, idiot. Me and my friends were camping one night, and just to mess around, I played around with the smoke, pretending to draw pictures. My friend Drew said I was acting like I was on LSD; the typewriter part also came from him, because I was walking back and forth on my heels while we were talking, and he said I was a typewriter on LSD. So, I’m not the idiot, just a 15 year-old who has funny friends. Drew is 18, by the way. And we’re good friends.
You stereotype my entire generation as one big group of rug addicts, when in reality, more kids from my generation graduated from college than yours. What do you have to say to that?
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So you’re hanging out in camping tents with adult boys now? And you call me the immoral one! Oh my goodness, you are just filthy. I pray your mother monitors your internet usage and reads this. A good swift punishment is clearly in order. Does your mother even punish you? You sounds like the sort of mouthy child who would get away with murder with those liberal, nutcase parents of yours.
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Uhh, no, there was girls tent and a boys tent. He was 17 at the time, me 14, and I went with my high school friends. No, there weren’t any parents, but it was a public campground by a lake. What were we going to do? You have gone so far from the truth, it’s ridiculous. I told my mom exactly where I was going and who I was going with. She knows Drew and every other kid I went with and she KNOWS I would never do anything bad, and Drew nor any of the other boys that went would take advantage, because they are good kids. It wasn’t the first, or the last, time I went camping with them. We actually have a trip planned for the rest of Spring Break, because we have genuine fun in each other’s company. Just because you can’t wrap your tiny brain around the fact that kids can go places alone and not do anything stupid is beyond me.
Yes, I have been punished before. I skipped out on my chores last weekend to go see my friend’s concert. I got grounded for a night, had to do extra chores, apologized, then we got on with our lives. I don’t know what kind of punishment you had in mind, but physical punishment is something my parents are very much against. My mother can read every word I type, it’s not like I hide it from her. She has been very disapproving about your name-calling, but she knows I can handle it.
Any more rude comments?
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1:05 pm
Pedobillings, you ‘hang out’ with children who’s ages are probably not even in the double digits just yet. You have even admitted to seeing children naked before in situations that would require you to be actively TRYING to see them naked. You just fail all the time. Stop trying anymore and admit your faults for once.
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Creeper Pedobillings. . . ^^^ Excellent point.
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“Pedobillings, you ‘hang out’ with children who’s ages are probably not even in the double digits just yet.”
I don’t know L.N., Billings might be spreading to the double digits now considering he wanted me to sit on his lap while he was in his clown garb.
Dosen’t make him any less a creeper though…Makes him worse actually…
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2:05 pm
You’re all a bunch of brat children who need to be spanked right now. How’s about I tell your mother what your doing? This bullying on me is disgusting. You’re all ganging up with your little gay backpacks and black boots and hair gel and skinny jeans to kick an old man when he’s down. Yes, I know the type of gangs you kids are. I have seen tv shows up this. You little rotten cruds belong is a prison cell, far far away from normal society. If Obama had any guys that’s just where he’d throw you minature hooligans. You’ve made me cry now. Does that excite you?
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3:13 pm
The fuck is a gay backpack?
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3:48 pm
For the millionth time, MY MOTHER KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU. Does she care? Yes. Does she agree with me? Hell yes!
You’ve seen TV shows about us? Key word being TV. . . Idiot xD I think that explains itself.
We belong in a prison cell?? For expressing our opinions? Harsh. . . We are the future, you are the past. So stop shoving your morals down our throats.
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1:22 pm
I still stand by all by arguments that have been sufficiently backed up with evidence,personal experiences, and the fact that your just an idiot. You also neglected to come up with responses to arguments 9,10,12,13,15-20. I will take this as proff you eith a) don’t care do hear facts or opinions other than your own, b) you can’t come up with anything. I like to think its both.
Next, you are also still sexist and degrading to women. What kind of man of God is that awful. Throughout your article you refer to women ask “weak minded” or “lacking in sophistication”.
Lastly, you call me young, a child. I am a teenage girl and in the instance of this article I find that my age makes me better suited to discuss and debunk all these theories you have of teenagers. I am a teenager who actually knows what the hell they are talking about, you are a 53 year old pedophile who disconnected with the new generation and therefore your arguements carry no value because you clearly either have no idea what you are taking about or you are just spouting bullshit.
P.S. my Christian, Conservative mother read this, she thinks your an idiot.
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Deviantart has no child porn, Billings. so you’ll have to sate your fantasies elsewhere.
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Allow me to clarify:
1. It is not a “snoopie” fansite that she is referring to; it is a trusted resource used to provide information and debunk false ideas (i.e. alcohol soaked tampons). Instead of just glancing at the name, take the time to actually read the article as we have shown the same respect to read this highly opinionated piece.
2. I request proof of this legislation and whether or not it has come to pass. Along with that, you associate bullying only because of faith. I have seen and experienced bullying myself when I was younger. Guess what it was about? My looks, my race, my gender even, but NEVER have I seen it about my religion. Now a days no one cares about your beliefs, nor do they blatently go around proclaiming it. People focus more on the physical attributes when attacking someone.
3. First of all, grammer check. “would masturbate intensely become addicted”, while that isn’t the most bothersome aspet of this it is certainly irksome. Although I find mastuerbation increbibly disgusting, adolesence is a time of “experimentation”, for teens. You cannot hope to wipe out masteurbation. Along with that, stop restricting all this behavior to teens. There are plently of lonely, grown men and women in the worl dwho do that as well. If you want a haven for that then try looking at P O R N sites for refrences, not a simple chat site. Along with that, those sites do not promote that. They simply are chat sites; it is the people who use the sites for that. So, if anything you should teach your children not to; don’t condemm the site.
4. Those links you sent? You cannot simply link to other parts in your site. It isn’t a credible resource and we have already established a bias within this site. Quite honestly, I don’t feel like bashing those articles here.
5. Ever heard of hipsters? The rising TREND to completely go against all other trends (i.e. communism and socialism). Along with that, you even mentioned it yourself that teens don’t care about the government and legislation, so why should they pay attention to communism and socialism? Do you believe that when teens become adults we experience a magical Sailor Moon transformation and become responsible? Tell that to the neighborhood drunk.
6 and 8. No actual rebuttal? You didn’t even try to refute the argument? Instead of just denying it I WANT PROOF. Link the “dirty stuff” onto here. Along with that, this “holy website” has a Tumblr (hint: no “e”). Why is it that when people see one or two suggestive images the whole site becomes a porn hub! And yes I do have a tumblr, I do know what I’m talking about. Also, she didn’t deny the existence of those sites, but as I mentioned above it is never the site that is evil it is the PEOPLE using it.
7.THAT IS A LAZER GUN. What is wrong with you! Why do you find phallic imagry in everything! As explained by this site http://www.steampunk.com/what-is-steampunk/ , which makes steampunnk clothing it takes place in the VICTORIAN ERA. You know, when showing some ankle was scandalous.
8. I combined the Tumblr questions so look at 6
9 – 10. You posted nothing, which means that you had no arguments or that yourudely ignored them. She took the time to answer you, it is only polite to respond.
11. First of all, no one I mean NO ONE listens to the lyrics of songs. They simply don’t care, they want the beat to dance to. How did dark goth music become neo-nazi anthems and rap songs? Those are different genres for one thing. Another issue is that you are only looking for what you want to see. Unfortunately I have not heard of those specific bands, but I do listen to others which might count in your eyes. Three Days Grace wrote a song called “The Good Life”, can you guess what it was about? Doing drugs and sleeping with whores mayber? I mean it sure sounds like it! WRONG. It was created to celebrate his baby girl’s birth. Adam Gontier, the lead singer, was so elated that the entire album was dedicated to her. Or what about “Face Down”, by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, oh gosh, that sounds dirty! Is the girl taking it in the butt? NO. It is a song speaking out against ABUSE.
12 – 13. Look above at the previous skipped questions.
14. What’s deviancy.com? Please get your facts straight, or else you lose any possible credibility yuo had before. LINK THE SUPPOSED CHILD PORN. Try to regain the credibility. Instead of going to the search bar at the top left corner and typing in “child porn”, look at the front page, which displays the best and most popular works of the day. And back to my original argument: IT IS THE PEOPLE WHO USE SITES FOR WRONG.
15-20. Oh look! You skipped some. Big surprise.
You condescending prick. How DARE you talk to her as if she is an IDIOT. HOW DARE YOU ACT AS THOUGH YOU ARE HER “FRIEND”. All you managed to do is insult her, I don’t believe that she is the one who needs her mother to explain the real world to her.
Also, I’m not your friend; don’t you dare address me as it.
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1:50 pm
*double high fives!*
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1:51 pm
HE JUST GOT OWNED BY 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS!!!!
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Stop it right now, okay!
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3:49 pm
Humus
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No xD they’re right. You’re just pissy because we aren’t playing into your religious fantasy.
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Mini Toast!!!!
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2:13 pm
You know when I was a kid I was one of the most popular guys in high school, I was a football star and handsome hair and lots of people respected me in Bible study. Everyone said I was bright and charming and I stayed clear of the druggies and the homosexuals and the agnostics. And you know what? i do know what it’s like to be popular and I’m happy for it. Stop blaming me for being popular, the superstar jock in highschool. You know I do sympathize with you kids. You are jealous and you want to be big jv athletes too. That secret buddy world of the sports field is something special, that brotherhood in the locker room, I think of that as the best days of my life. I am just trying to help you children becuse I understand. So enough with the bullying! It’s ridiculous. We have something called free speech in America. Stop trying to suppress mine.
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2:19 pm
Ever heard of tick for tac? You insluted my FRIEND. I’m merely standing up for her, you know against BULLYING. Also, I do not understand the relevance of your supposed popularity in high school. AS you said it yourself, YOU ARE A 53 YEAR OLD MAN ON A RELIGIOUS SITE. I promise you no one is jealous of you. Also, I am deeply insulted that you have not addressed any of my stated points. Since when has a simple debate become bullying? I am simply challenging not destroying your beliefs, so come at me bro. Also, free speech? Really? I call free speech right here. Stop trying to suppress my right to speak about this.
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2:27 pm
*insulted
Sorry for the typo
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You haven’t addressed any of the issues we have brought up throughout this discussions. If your so confident in your correctness PROVE US WRONG! Also what does your popularity in highschool(lol, probably fake) have to do with anything. I have a group of friends and I can’t be on a sports team because of my asthma. There is more to being a kid then supposed popularity and being on a sports team. We are induduals and don’t subscribe to your sick notions of proper or improper behavior. So there you have it Pedrobillings, I think the only person here who is in the wrong is YOU.
PS, brotherhood in the lockeroom? You sure your not gay dude?
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Well, Pedobillings? I’d like your response now. I’ve tried reasoning with you in the above statements, but apparently logic must be some sort of repellent to you. Nice to know that you aren’t a coward or anything.
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I don’t stay clear of druggies. I’m friends with them. Because they don’t pressure me, and they’re people too. I don’t question their morals, I just hang out with them at school.
As for homosexuals, they are some of the most kind, open-minded people, because they are discriminated against for their sexual choice. Let me guess. . . The transgender woman, said to be the most beautiful woman in the world, disgusts you? I wouldn’t be surprised.
JV? Varsity softball here, first year running. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a superstar jock JV player. It just means they didn’t want you on Varsity.
It’s not a secret buddy world. It’s a friendship between sports players. The “brotherhood” you talk about is gay, just saying.
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4:17 pm
HamSteak:
He’s trying to find a Bible verse he thinks suits his situation because he has no rebuttal. I speak from experience.
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4:21 pm
Oh thank goodness. Here I was thinking that he was just looking for a way out of this situation! I WANT MY RESPONSE PEDOBILLINGS. I took the time to thoughfully respond to all of your faults, now I challenge you to find mine.
COME AT ME BRO.
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4:24 pm
“You know when I was a kid I was one of the most popular guys in high school, I was a football star and handsome hair and lots of people respected me in Bible study.”
Wow, someone’s got an ego. You sure you weren’t daydreaming about being that guy so much, that it’s slipped into your head and now you THINK you were that guy? It’s a proven fact that your sanity is close to non-existent.
“Stop blaming me for being popular, the superstar jock in highschool.”
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that a pathetic loser like you more than likely dropped out of high school to be taught by Momma since you can’t handle being around people period.
“You know I do sympathize with you kids. You are jealous and you want to be big jv athletes too.”
No, not at all. You’re the one who’s so desperate for that lifestyle that you think you’ve lived it. You try ever so hard to analyze people and think that you know what they’re thinking or feeling, when the only thing you could possibly feel is heartburn.
“That secret buddy world of the sports field is something special, that brotherhood in the locker room, I think of that as the best days of my life.”
Let me guess, being the towel boy let you in the locker rooms and that’s where you met your first love, the all-star quarterback, right?
“I am just trying to help you children becuse I understand.”
No, no you DON’T understand. You’re trying to act as if you had it hard and difficult and people made fun of you, and yet you’re so delusional that you JUST GOT DONE SAYING HOW YOU WERE EVER SO “LOVED”. How the hell could you POSSIBLY know what it’s like to be bullied if you honestly believe you were top-tier shit back in high school?
“So enough with the bullying! It’s ridiculous. We have something called free speech in America. Stop trying to suppress mine.”
You want to suppress others, so fuck off, you pathetic pedophile.
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4:28 pm
HamSteak:
xD hahaha nice!!
L.N.:
Excellent comebacks. You brought up a good point. Either he was the bullier, or the bullied.
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5:13 pm
Typwriter: I have always wanted to use that line!
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5:36 pm
HamSteak:
xD perfect timing hahaha.
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9:47 pm
“The eye that mocks a father and scorns to obey a mother will be picked out by the ravens of the valley and eaten by the vultures.” — Proverbs 30:17.
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9:50 pm
And Pedobillings admits defeat again.
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9:53 pm
*sigh* I would’ve liked to debunk him…
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10:07 pm
I’m neither mocking MY father nor scorning MY mother. Your point?
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11:34 am
All right hamburger, I do need to respond to your illiterate, lengthy rant above in some detail:
1. I do not trust any website named after Snoopy. Sorry, but I’m just not buying it. Do you know how easy it is to edit a Wikipedia article? I could say that you are the next president of the US and no one would ever notice it and other teens would probably reference it in their term papers. Sorry, but if it’s not Christian verified, it’s not trustworthy.
2. Want to know how so-called “anti bullying laws” are suppressing Christians and violating our free speech? Here’s a great resource: http://www.missionamerica.com/homosexual.php?articlenum=76
3. Do a google search for “The Anti-Masturbation Movement’s 14 Greatest Inventions” and you’ll see that indeed this terrible affllction can be stopped. Do you really think it’s okay for teen to be whacking it left and right all day long? Do you realize how tired and unfocused it makes you? Please don’t lie!
4. Lazy. (Not surprising for a masturbation addicted teen.)
5. I think the hipster trend is rather baseless. Becoming unemployed on your parents money and doing cocaine with slutty girls is not an admirable lifestyle! You have to grow up some day, squirt.
6. and 8. I didn’t respond because your comments were so fatuous. Sending out stupid affirmational quotes on Twitter is pointless. Do you really believe life can be summed up in the sort of stupidity that floods your inbox with messages of “Life is hard but you’re beautiful” . Give me a break!
7. Not a laser gun, imbecile (learn to spell before you graduate 5th grade, please!). It was taken from an article on SteamPunk dildos. Do I really want to give a child a link to that? No, I think not.
11. You don’t listen to any lyrics to any music whatsoever? You must be the only child in America. Come on now, that’s an utter lie. Kids even post their favorite lyrics right here on Christwire. And even if the lyrics didn’t matter, their image as rebellious transexual perverts DOES matter. Get over yourself and stop trying to say music can’t have a negative message. If you don’t care about the image of rockers, why don’t you listen to the harpsachord or Christian country?
I just have to say, young man, that your irate ramblings are giving me a headache. I normally don’t have three cups of coffee in one day due to the fact that it makes my colon quite active, but I’m certainly feeling the thirst right now. You need to show some respect to the people who have gone through life and struggled and fallen and been hurt by both the men and women around me and sometimes even my mother although I love her she gets so weird sometimes and will just try to kick me out of her house when I try to read Psalms to her and she’ll likely throw a vodka bottle at you if you even tried to say hello, I mean you personally. She doesn’t like little children, especially ones who look like gangsters or hippies. Sometimes I think she’s a liberal she was always calling me sissy pants when I was young– in my thirties even– just because I didn’t yet find a wife and give her grandkids but the truth is I’m 200% heterosexual despite all those things Claire and Larry say. It’s strange how life is like that. I fight the homosexual agenda each and every day and people call me a queer!
Well good luck and take care my friend,
Stephenson
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11:38 am
Many kids still look up to me and I try to visit my old high school often to inspire them. I even go to their football matches! And when I work as an entertainer, it’s so fun and I am sure the kids truly enjoy it. Don’t be jealous because someone has a more impressive resume. I worked hard to get where I am and you freaks won’t get me down.
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“All right hamburger, I do need to respond to your illiterate, lengthy rant above in some detail:”
Don’t complain about the grammar of other people when your grammar is a helluva lot worse.
“1. I do not trust any website named after Snoopy.”
It’s not named after Snoopy, it’s just called Snopes, big difference.
” Sorry, but if it’s not Christian verified, it’s not trustworthy.”
So if it’s not biased as all hell, you don’t trust it?
“2. Want to know how so-called “anti bullying laws” are suppressing Christians and violating our free speech? Here’s a great resource: http://www.missionamerica.com/homosexual.php?articlenum=76”
Your proof is yet another untrustworthy site. Try again, Billings, or better yet, DON’T.
“3. Do a google search for “The Anti-Masturbation Movement’s 14 Greatest Inventions” and you’ll see that indeed this terrible affllction can be stopped.”
You mean you’re trying to source yourself as a piece of legitimate information, when you can’t do any research whatsoever that’s actually verifiable or correct?
“4. Lazy. (Not surprising for a masturbation addicted teen.)”
How is that lazy? Again, you’re trying to say that you’re a legitimate source, when you’ve never been right. EVER.
“5. I think the hipster trend is rather baseless. Becoming unemployed on your parents money and doing cocaine with slutty girls is not an admirable lifestyle!”
Do you know ANYTHING about ANYTHING?
“6. and 8. I didn’t respond because your comments were so fatuous. Sending out stupid affirmational quotes on Twitter is pointless. Do you really believe life can be summed up in the sort of stupidity that floods your inbox with messages of “Life is hard but you’re beautiful” . Give me a break!”
So you’re saying you have nothing because you can’t actually argue against them?
“7. Not a laser gun, imbecile.”
It’s a fucking TOY laser gun, idiot.
“11. You don’t listen to any lyrics to any music whatsoever? You must be the only child in America. Come on now, that’s an utter lie. Kids even post their favorite lyrics right here on Christwire. And even if the lyrics didn’t matter, their image as rebellious transexual perverts DOES matter. Get over yourself and stop trying to say music can’t have a negative message. If you don’t care about the image of rockers, why don’t you listen to the harpsachord or Christian country?”
Why do you care so much as to what people do in their private lives? That’s basically what it boils down to.
“You need to show some respect to the people who have gone through life and struggled and fallen and been hurt by both the men and women around me and sometimes even my mother although I love her she gets so weird sometimes and will just try to kick me out of her house when I try to read Psalms to her and she’ll likely throw a vodka bottle at you if you even tried to say hello, I mean you personally.”
So you start out by complaining that you aren’t being treated with respect (when the reality is you don’t deserve it, considering you’ve done nothing to earn it), and then proceed to basically say that your mother hates you. You’re off your meds again, aren’t you?
“She doesn’t like little children, especially ones who look like gangsters or hippies. Sometimes I think she’s a liberal she was always calling me sissy pants when I was young– in my thirties even– just because I didn’t yet find a wife and give her grandkids but the truth is I’m 200% heterosexual despite all those things Claire and Larry say.”
You still insist on calling me Larry, dumbass. Well then, Belbings, you can go and fuck off. Not only that, just fucking look at yourself! You live with your mother, you’re a 50 something year old man-child, and you’re constantly telling others to go out and make babies, and yet you yourself haven’t gotten laid once.
“It’s strange how life is like that. I fight the homosexual agenda each and every day and people call me a queer!”
Probably because people who are deep in the closet, like you, lash out against homosexual people all the damn time.
“Many kids still look up to me and I try to visit my old high school often to inspire them. I even go to their football matches!”
I’m sure there’s a restraining order put into place to keep you away from the students.
“And when I work as an entertainer, it’s so fun and I am sure the kids truly enjoy it.”
No, if they aren’t crying, they’re laughing at you because you’re such a failure at life.
“Don’t be jealous because someone has a more impressive resume. I worked hard to get where I am and you freaks won’t get me down.”
You’re a 50+ virgin who dresses up like a clown and admits to seeing children naked. You said that shit yourself, we don’t have to ‘get you down’, you do a perfect job of doing that yourself.
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12:44 pm
Does LN realize what a joke she is?
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“How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!
For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north:
I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High.
Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit.”
–Isaiah 14:12-15
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First off, Thank you for finally going through this and actually try to respond to my arguments Next…”hamburger”? Really? Homosteak was more creative than this!
1. At the very least, I know that you are capable of reading. Snopes is Snoopy in your mind. Snopes is a website used to discuss and discredit stories of questionable origins. Also, the name Snopes came from Willian Faulkner’s works, not a stupid dog.
2. I detect a bias within the actual article. When giving a resource, it is necessary that you take note of the bias to see if it creates inaccuracies within the article. The bias: written only from a radical christian’s viewpoint. I would like you to present an article that is free from that, so that the truth is not twisted and warped.
3. I preformed the google search and guess what I found? Another article linking to this site, as stated above if something has an established bias it cannot be credible. No, I don’t find it okay for that to happen. In fact, it is one of the most disgusting things a teen can do to their body, but I also understand that at some point teens will try it and , hopefully, they won’t do it ever again.
4. Lazy. LAZY. You dare to call me LAZY, when you don’t even ANSWER all of the presented ARGUMENTS. And how DARE you assume that I maturbate, as stated above it is gross and I was taught much better than that. Also, going for the low blows now? Didn’t expect any different.
5. Not a trend, it is a culture now. Although, I must admit that it is rather amusing how you see what you want to see. Hipsters are not unemployed rejects, they are simply people who choose not to follow the norms of society. And I don’t mean hobo on the streets, I mean wearing different their own styles, not listening to the same music, etc… They are simply comfortable with who they are and don’t feel the need to change themselves for it.
6&8. Ahh! How silly of me! Should I stop telling people to have a good day, as well? Becasue you obviously don’t want anyone to get cheered up by any sort of statement, no matter how small. Also, if I wanted to sum up life, I would write a book, not post it on a website.
7. First of all, no need for the insults its called a typo which I have made and corrected before on this site. Along with that, I don’t intend on going grammer police on you so zip it. So, you have no proof then? That must be why you won’t link it. Also,
11. You skimmed my arguments didn’t you? I wasn’t talking about myself, I was talking about the majority of American teenagers, who sing without caring. Allowing me to clarify my argument: they do listen to the lyrics, but they don’t HEAR them. In other words, they know that the person is singing words, but do they care to analyze what those words mean and put the ideas suggested, in those songs,to their own lives? No. Also, reread my post, you neglected to address the other parts of it and you completely ignored others.
Also, decide on my gender already. I’m sick of you flip flopping between “he” or “she”. I’m not here to listen to your life story, I want to rationally debate and argue with you people. No name calling. No under the belt jabs. Just simple and easy discussions. I will give you respect when you are deserving of it, as well.
Also, who’s Larry?
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Hilarious Harry! That was the most insane, nutjob rant I’ve ever read. Your arguments don’t make any sense but no surprise coming from some radical liberal children who can barely tell the difference between a hot dog and a hat rack. Why should you demand so much of my time? Don’t you think I have work to do? I can’t sit around all day flirting with boys on Facebook and playing with Legos like you seem to do. And your writing just isn’t coherent! It takes me far too long to figure out what you’re trying to say with all those fancy dips into philosophy.
Let me give you some advice. Stop trying to sound so smart! You’re not convincing anyone kiddo. Sorry to be harsh, but it’s God’s honest truth. I realize you want to sound as witty and sharp as the pro journalists here, but you’re just not there yet. In fact you’re in another town on another continent as far as I concerned.
Well my friend, I hope this advice finds you well. With my love,
Stephenson
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Would you like to see a real rant?
WHO THE FUCK IS HARRY. I hae said it time and time again; I’m a christian, conservative girl.
NUTJOB. NUTJOB!?!? YOU’RE A FUCKING TWAT, WHO OBVIOUSLY IS UNABLE TO COMPREHEND THE EASIEST OF STATEMENTS. Before, I was using logic, something that you sorely lack, to defend my points, and what do you bring? Idiotic and ignorant statements. You live in your stupid little bubble of “God only loves this person, this person is a homosexual, everyone else is a liar because the bible wasn’t quoted at all”! BULLSHIT. Was that easier for you to read? I had to dumb it down quite a bit for you. LOOK HOW CONSIDERATE I AM.
TRYING TO SOUND SMART? This is coming from the man who doesn’t understand a bias and assumes that it is a philosophy! You are a moron of the highest order and you assume that all this writing has been an attempt to be WITTY? Screw that. I write that way to best illustrate my points, not because I want to try to be like the shams you call journalists! Holy crap! You want a journalist? Try Glenn Beck, who I respect and admire above all else, HE writes articles, this is just opinionated crap.
Do you want the Honest Truth? Jesus’ message was about LOVE and UNDERSTANDING. This website is full of hate towards minorities, women, and homosexuals. Good job spreading the message of love, Jesus would love you.
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5:35 pm
Exbrony: Sorry, I meant to take your advice, but I forgot this time.
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Sorry, Larry Elder is actually first, I forgot to mention him.
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7:16 pm
Oh I get it. You’re a Mormon. That’s not a real religion, you know.
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Where did you get Mormon from this? I said CHRISTIAN. C H R I S T I A N. How obvious can I make this for you? I thought I dumbed it down enough for you, but OBVIOUSLY that wasn’t enough!
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I apologize for replying to the incorrect comment, I wanted to comment on the “discussions” you and another person (I think HamSteak? [but I'm not sure, correct me if I'm wrong]) over lyrics in music. Music lyrics can be ugly, crude and nasty. but they can also be something beautiful (and I’m talking about “Emo” music here, and other genres)
Although not considered an Emo band (though the lead singer did later join a band many consider to be the precursor to emo), Minor Threat created the straight edge movement, which is a movement against drugs, alcohol, promiscuous sex, some members even refusing caffeine.
“I’m a person just like you.
But I’ve got better things to do.
Than sit around and smoke dope.
‘Cause I know I can cope.
Laugh at the thought of eating ideas.
Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue.
Always gonna keep in touch.
Never want to use a crutch.”
Rise Against (melodic hardcore/Punk/hardcore, also not emo but mostly straight edge and very good examples for good lyrics) “Savior” (normally I would choose a different song because of how famous this one is, but it seems very fitting)
“That’s when she said ‘I don’t hate you boy, I just want to save you, while there’s still something left to save,”
And, although I strongly dislike Blood on the Dance floor, since your argument was against that band and others like it;
Blood on the Dance Floor’s “Believe”
Believe in me,
When I’m gone…
We all fall down,
We’ll pick you up”
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12:35 am
This was a wonderful reply…although it makes me sad to think that people listen to the lyrics of songs so rarely…there are plenty of songs with beautiful meanings.
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10:18 am
Christian teaching IS illegal, jackass. Separation of church and State. If you want to, send your kids to private school, whatever.
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11:59 am
omg i looove everything written on there especially devientart because i found all the maps to amnesia there everyone should hit that game up the best of the year! it will scare you shitless
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1:28 pm
I love that game
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1:47 pm
AHHHH! THEY’RE GOING TO EAT ME!!!!… That was me during the first 5 seconds, before I rage quit. Man I’m pathetic.
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5:36 pm
you want to know what I did? I ran into a corner and put a box in front of my face as a joke telling the monitor “You can’t see me, you can’t see me…”
it fucking worked.
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5:38 pm
I was throwing rocks like there was no tomorrow…it didn’t work.
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5:41 pm
I pushed one. he didn’t like that
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5:47 pm
It wasn’t my fault that I didn’t close the door of the closet!
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11:14 am
Have you kids been to a doctor? A mental doctor?
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11:18 am
Are you on your medication, Pedobillings?
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11:20 am
“Pedobillings” So creative Harley…..
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11:24 am
August, you’re just a flat-out failure at this point. You keep trying to call me Harley (because, you know, you’re stupid like that), you’ve never proven me wrong once, you’ve called me a coward and NEVER bothered to bring up just why, and now you’re just running out of insults.
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11:26 am
You are a joke of a human L.N. The time you spend here is a testimony to your lack of any real life.
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11:28 am
So you admit you’re a coward. Alright August, I’ll accept that.
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11:34 am
The fact you resort to offensive language is the first example of how you lost a long time ago.
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3:16 pm
*Sigh* Billings, the least that you could do is follow the conversation. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A VIDEO GAME.
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6:55 pm
HamSteak. I love your rant. Just so you know.
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1:03 am
My anger rant or the”Billings I am using logic and you aren’t listening” rant?
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1:04 am
I guess I must have read both of them but I don’t remember either of them. They can’t have been that memorable.
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1:07 am
Sorry I wasn’t writing that for people to remember, just to “rant”. Although I would like to point out that I apoligized for not remembering your advice at the end of my second one. Years of speech and debate I suppose.
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1:14 am
*apologized Whoops my mistake.
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1:15 am
Hamsteak, youhave been quite polite to me, I’ll give you that =)
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1:25 am
The only one that I have an argument with is Billings, for attacking my friend. I have nothing against you and I do find your criticism constructive, not “I WILL TEAR YOU APART WITH MY RAGE IHISDHLSDH!!!!” Question about your username: Were you really a brony at one point or was that simply to poke fun? You’re a bit hostile to bronies, so I was curious.
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1:29 am
Claire, I am the one who constantly speaks out against misogynistic language on this site. You are the one who defends it.
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1:30 am
Hamsteak, if you’d been through what I’d been through you’d be a bit hostile to bronies yourself.
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1:41 am
I see. Well, I’m sorry that other bronies have given you a bad opinion of us, but I’m glad that you’re willing to talk not just ignore me or insult me. Thank you.
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1:45 am
Claire,
August must have me confused with someone else. I have no affiliation with or membership of this site or any organisation to which it might be affiliated.
As to your claims about my “misogyny”, I remind you that:
1) I never use misogynist language
2) I frequently speak out about the use of misogynist language (not least by you and LN)
3) I link to feminist websites that explain the perniciousness of misogynist language in the vain hope that hateful, bloody-minded individuals like you might see that what you are doing is harmful.
You, on the other hand
1) Use misogynist language frequently
2) Defend the use of misogynist language by men like LN
3) Deny that misogynist language is harmful
4) accuse me of being a misogynist when I am actually making an effort to oppose misogyny.
You need to take a long walk in the Hall of Mirrors and take a good, hard look at yourself.
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1:47 am
Hamsteak, I am very much in favour of civil discourse and the free exchange of ideas and information.
Unlike certain other people around here.
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1:50 am
Agree with you on the SOME PEOPLE issue.
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1:53 am
Catfight! Rrreeoooowwww!
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1:55 am
I was talking about YOU. Stop your sick delusions and follow the conversation.
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1:58 am
“So your only evidence that I’m a misogynist is that I use and defend the use of the words “bitch” and “whore”?”
I didn’t call you a misogynist. All I said was that you use misogynist language and defend its use by men. Which you do, belligerently.
If you were a reasonable person, this is something on which we could find common ground.
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2:03 am
“you, a male, presume that you know more about a women’s rights issue than I, a woman, do”
The way that you carry on defending misogyny, I’m beginning to suspect that I might.
“I’m not going to pretend that I know more about men’s rights issues than a man does.”
There is no such thing as “men’s rights issues”. Men are not being oppressed by women.
If you go and have a look at any “men’s rights” website you will see that it is a misogynist slimepit.
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2:25 am
“That does not address the issue of you completely ignoring the much more vile woman-hating that goes on by the likes of Adam and August”
You do not address the issue of the use of misogynist language by yourself or L.N.
See where your tu quoque arguments get us? Nowhere.
How about you and L.N. stop using misogynist language so we can do away with this distraction?
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2:37 am
I’m not asking you to “bow down” to me because I’m “the man”. I’m asking you to try to see a point that millions of feminists have been making for decades.
I suspect that you actually do see it but that you refuse to acknowledge it because you think that somehow that would be a point for me/against you on some imaginary scoreboard.
Just yesterday you pointed out a blind spot of mine. I accepted it, thanked you for pointing it out and moved on. Why can’t you do the same?
These issues are much more important than your own obsession with point-scoring.
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2:39 am
“And you JUST used the same argument above, asshole.”
To illustrate the self-serving futility of what you do incessantly.
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2:51 am
“calling a woman a bitch or a whore is just soooooo much more offensive than telling her that her only purpose in life is to pop out babies”
Tu quoque. You really can’t stop doing it, can you?
“once again the misogynist thinks that he has the authority to inform me of what is going on in my head”
So you really don’t think misogynist language is the least bit harmful? Not thee teensy-weensiest little bit? That it would be just peachy keen if everybody went around calling women b—-es, c—s and w—-s?
If that’s the case, you’re right. I have no idea what is going on inside your head.
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8:17 am
“I do think that misogynistic language is harmful”
Hooray!!!!! You said it, Claire! You finally said it!
What made you change your mind?
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9:47 am
Well, if you agree that it’s harmful, why do you use it and defend it? Don’t tell me we’re back to square one.
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3:01 pm
That game was fucking terrifying but awesome at the asme time.
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8:38 pm
Pedobillings, just so you know, girls do not lack sophistication. If I’m correct, your ass just got owned by a few teenage GIRLS. What do you have to say about our “sophistication”? I have a few choice words about yours:
Severely lacking
Opposite, A.K.A. immature
Weak
Fake
Nonexistent
So no, girls do not lack in sophistication. Some may be depressed, so they take to cutting themselves, but that has nothing to do with sophistication.
Feel free to leave your comments in the reply box of I Don’t Give A Shit, PedoB.
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8:45 pm
This, I agree with. Also some men are the same way, with depression and cutting.
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9:02 pm
Exactly. Depression knows no gender.
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9:03 pm
Welcome back, by the way. Haha haven’t seen you in awhile xD
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10:10 pm
Cos my comments are under moderation and waiting to be approved.
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10:15 pm
Ugh mine too! What is with that??
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10:18 pm
Posted any images?
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10:22 pm
No. Just smileys. . .
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10:47 pm
That’d be why. I don’t know, but posting those blocks them and everything… something’s wrong with the site.
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10:48 pm
THAT’S not a surprise xD
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10:49 pm
The Holy site is perfection, please don’t mock the site.
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10:59 pm
Sir, if you haven’t gotten the complaints yet:
Loading time = terrible
images don’t load
There are probably others, but those were my main ones. Also, claiming that a site is holy doesn’t make it immune to breaks and bugs. They also weren’t insulting it only listing what needs to be fixed. i suggest that you actually try to improve your site with this input.
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11:13 pm
Perfection? Yeah, right.
Great, another person with delusions. . . Your site isn’t holy. It is a virtual webpage on the world wide web. It’s “holiness” is useless here.
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11:14 pm
Looking back, maybe that was a bit harsh :/
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11:17 pm
And how much were you charged to visit? The site is fine.
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11:22 pm
As I stated above, the site has problems. I am not attacking it here. Stop acting as though we are secretly plotting to destroy this site.
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11:25 pm
Charging has nothing to do with it. Scratch that, maybe if you charged, you could put more effort into the design and efficiency. This site lacks a few key parts.
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11:28 pm
He’s still pretty slow in the head and hasn’t taken his happy pills today.
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11:32 pm
What you see is problems we see as fractures. What you see as limitations, we see as security. If you would like to join the fellowship, I can get you in touch with your regional representative.
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11:43 pm
Intresting thing about fractures: they are weaknesses in the system. They leave it open for attacks, so have fun deluding yourself that everything is fine. Also, you also haven’t read any of my posts, have you? I do not EVER want to join this group.
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12:44 am
I’m with him ^^^ Regional representative? As in we’re gonna give you our locations? HA! You’re as big a pedo as PedoB. . .
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5:42 am
Well, typewriter, he does pose as his said “daughter”.
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11:13 am
We’re a dot org Non Profit and don’t have any real money to spend on fancy equipment like Google or Townhall.com so our site does have some slowness… But hey, what else are you doing with your time? Certainly not homework or helping make society a better place.
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11:30 am
You Emosodomite kids hate using this holy site so dang much that you just have to come and post here every single day … wait, isn’t it hipsters who are supposed to get off on irony?
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3:06 pm
Dear Lord! I AM NOT ATTACKING THE SITE. Why are you people so defensive! I would’ve been satisfied with the first part of your response, Billings! And even then there are plenty of people out there who are willing to advice you on how to streamline the site, without payment.
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7:17 pm
I will be more than happy to meet with a regional representative, August.
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7:21 pm
What region are you in?
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9:39 pm
I don’t make the world a better place?
Bitch, please xD I tutor middle-schoolers after school. . . With math. You try doing Pre-Algebra and Algebra four days a week. Riiiiiiiight. You’d probably be all over those kids, PedoB. No, I help my community. Then, weekends, I hang out with my OLDER friends. So, next time you think touching little kids is helping the community, remember that it’s illegal, ok?
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9:54 pm
Dear PedoB,
You have displayed your failure to relate to any other human outside of your collection of delusioned brothers. Even your mother is trying to get the message across: GIVE UP ALREADY!
Clowns are fucking creepy, even more so because YOU or the one behind the makeup. Yeesh, I just got the shivers xD so stop “helping” the community.
Resumes? My resume says I am an apt tutor, of which I have a glowing letter of recommendation for, I am devoted to kids, and I’m dependable. That’s in my life of fifteen years. . . Already looking better than your fifty, don’t you think? I do.
I would write a much longer letter, but I’m about to get off a train, so a further discussion will have to be postponed.
By the way, I just had an amazing trip with my OLDER friends in Reno xD get a life that doesn’t involve kids, PedoB.
Your True Opposite,
Typewriter_on_LSD
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9:40 pm
*slow clap* Deeply moving.
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Word of this conversation:
Delusions, because all you delusional people CLEARLY have them. Used eight times, by the kids’ side, and two by the pedos’. . . Just thought I should point that out xD
P.S. exbrony, this ^^^ is an unnecessary comment, to show you an example, ok?
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9:39 am
Why must you teens think that anyone who is older and works as a clown entertainer is a pedophile? Some people enjoy making kids smile!
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11:37 am
The Emosodomites hate anything innocent and pure!
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3:39 pm
Last I checked the only person we called a Pedo was you Billings, you and your that closet full of six year old boys
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4:41 pm
Why must you older people think that anyone who does something which you don’t like is evil or gay? Some people enjoy what they do (and what they are)!
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7:26 pm
Imma DJ
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2:21 am
Not anyone, just you. Clowns are creepy. PedoB is creepy. Thus, you are creepy clown.
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6:49 pm
Uh. Question? Are you people stupid? Or are you just THAT paranoid that a childrens TV show about ponies is teaching your children satanism? Also? “it’s not natural.” What? and a talking snake is?! You people need to pull your heads out of your asses and live up to the “big bad” non-christian world. Sure some teenagers go overboard and start abusing substances and peircing strange places on their bodies but that’s their deal and you people need to accept it. DeviantArt isn’t a place for satanic teenagers go wild and have cyber sex. it’s a place where people can post their creations for public comment. and tumblr? IT’S NOT AN EVIL PLACE! all it is, is a place where people post funny pictures of cats with bad grmmar. And steam punk?! Relly? it has sexual overtones to everything about it? No. It’s modern day technology with victorian styles.
AND ALCHOHOL SOAKED TAMPONS?! YOU GUYS ARE JUST MAKING THIS UP! WE DON’T DO THAT!! You people scare me. I fear for my life when you guys come to my door asking if I want to know more about the studies of christ. This isn’t just a christian world, there are more reliogions than just yours and I’m pretty sure they handle it better when people tell them that they don’t believe in the same stuff. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY.
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PS. I’m gay, and you got Rarity’s hair wrong. She would never wear it like that.
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6:53 pm
Psh. More like the lipstick, I mean look at that! So not her color.
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6:57 pm
I know right! Girl that shade? with those shoes? Nuh-uh babe.
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7:27 pm
The reason the hair looks a bit different is because it’s wet mane Rarity…I agree that she’d never wear her mane like that, but she can’t help it if her hair gets wet
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10:26 pm
Ahmygawd, I love wet hair Rarity, isn’t she just such a cutie? (Well, she’s a cutie regardless, but still.)
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12:29 am
Not this Rarity… Kinda creepy. He/she is just staring at me…
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12:48 am
None of you have any clue what that wet hair signifies, do you?
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12:50 am
TANGLE BUDDIES!!!
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12:58 am
Ugh. Nothing worse than a horse-bondage freak.
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1:12 am
Actually, “tangle buddies” refers to two squid plushies that are found in Homestuck. So, not exactly a horse, but two squids hugging each other…
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1:53 am
Although, I won’t deny that the joke between the two is that the magnets inside of them mistakenly tangled in a sexual manner.
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2:28 am
Cephalopod sex I can get down with! That’s a different kettle of tentacles altogether.
My apologies to Herb.
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2:09 am
What? What? What is she doing? I don’t care if she’s covered in water. The girl needs a MAKE OVER.
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7:08 pm
Who is Rarity?
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7:24 pm
A character on my little pony…If you guys did even the slightest amount of research, you’d find that out.
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7:30 pm
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m14gb1bnKq1r4pyp3o6_r1_1280.jpg
Rarity, you say?
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1:48 am
Would you like a cupcake?
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10:01 am
This article is biggest absurd ever.America is troubled because of you. I am Christian and I love and respect all races and RELIGIONS…What are you saying about deviant art and tech?This website is just for Artists to show their work to the world.You are all a shame to Jesus and the world, that’s the reason that you have troubled children.IGNORANT TROUBLED PARENTS.
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1:11 am
Now I have time to go more in-depth, PedoB.
Ok, where to start?
Ah yes, your insufferable racism. God created everyone equal. It says love EVERYONE in the Bible for a reason. Just because you “interpret” it to suit your purposes does not mean it is ok. You are a stingy, tight-assed, white guy that needs to get some sense shocked into you.
Next, your irrational hatred for animals. I have two dogs and two cats, plus a stray that comes every once and a awhile. I love my dogs. They are the most loyal, trustworthy souls I have ever known. And what do you know? One is part Pit. Isn’t that funny, asshole? “There are no bad dogs, just bad owners.” I am a good owner. My cats are extremely smart, charismatic, and interesting. One is full black. Am I a witch now? His name is Charcoal, and he is 12 years-old (in human years). He is not my pathway to the to demons are any bullshit like that. He is A FUCKING CAT. NOT SOME GODDAMN DEMON.
Next, your ridiculous Bible quotes. They don’t get anyone anywhere and make you look weak and stupid.
Your insolent remarks about every girl’s supposed inferiority, supposed promiscuity, and your dislike for older influence. I tend to hang out with older kids, though I am a younger student in my year. They are more mature, smart, and generally more accepting than your rigid manifesto called the Bible. I will hang out with whomever I want, and you can’t say shit about it. Just because some crackhead, pedophile junkie clown says I shouldn’t DEFINITELY won’t change my mind.
Your condescending-ness. THAT is the biggest problem. You act all high and mighty, when, in reality, you are a pitiful clown for a living. You know NOTHING that will help TEENAGE girls. We are smarter, better, and ARE NOT INFERIOR TO YOU. If you EVER try to boost your pitiful boner by putting another girl down, I swear I’ll pray to God to make that tiny thing you compensate for fall off. Men like you believe in female submission, when in reality, WE put the food on the table. Guys can be assholes, but then again some can be caring and supportive. YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. I wish sexism was illegal, because you would be put away for LIFE.
Finally, your twisted view on the world. Not everything around the corner poses as a threat. A book is just a book, no matter what the genre. A celebrity should be able to do what he/she likes without PedoB stalking her every move. A movie is made for entertainment, nothing more, nothing less. So STOP STICKING YOUR NOSE WHERE IS DOESN’T BELONG. More specifically, OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS!
This has been fun. Now, I’m going to get back to my camping trip. My friends and I (older, of course, Drew with us) are planning a fun weekend, Christwire free. I’m not planning to do anything wild, but hey, it’s not your fucking business.
Once again, your TRUE Opposite,
typewriter_on_LSD
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3:39 am
Respect!
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2:30 pm
“What do you think? If a man has a hundred sheep, and one of them has gone astray, does he not leave the ninety-nine on the mountains and go in search of the one that went astray? And if he finds it, truly, I say to you, he rejoices over it more than over the ninety-nine that never went astray. So it is not the will of my Father who is in heaven that one of these little ones should perish.” –Matthew 18:12-14
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2:37 pm
Billings admits defeat, stuns the world that a man of his stature would do such a thing. In other news, water is wet.
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11:16 pm
Hey, that’s exactly what I EXPECTED. Ugh, so cold here xD haha warm by a fire. Talk to you crazy Christians TOMORROW xD and yes, the fact that water is wet has “dampened” my week a bit
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6:19 am
I did already know that there will be a quote again as a reply.
You do that whenever you lose in agruing.
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9:34 am
Brother Billings, you are so right! Our country has become overrun by the gay liberal alien black asian hippies!
The only TRUE followers of Christ are the upper middle class, republican, white, homophobic, xenophobic, americans! After all, it’s not like this country was founded by a bunch of deists and agnostics! And as for “religious freedom”, it sure is a shame that other religions haven’t suffered at ALL while Christians are brutally persecuted! I’ve heard stories of “christians” in other countries who have been murdered, jailed, or tortured for their faith, but as I sit in my queen sized bed in my lovely home, after eating a filling meal and attending a public church service and outreach program, writing about my faith on a prominent, public Christian website via my macbook, I’m sure I have it worse. OBAMAS AMERICA!!!!
As for those “christ followers” who believe that Jesus discouraged mixing religion and politics, that all races and genders of people are equal, that everyone, despite their religion, nationality or sexuality, are worthy of love, that the entire biblical narrative is an instruction to love one another, that America isn’t God’s favorite nation an white isn’t God’s favorite race, that the modern church has become lost and blinded by bigotry, pride, and hatred, that it’s wrong to ignore the injustice going on around the world, and that the true mission of Christ followers should be to bring heaven on earth through radical acts of love and action, they’re all HERETICS! No one shall enter the kingdom of heaven except for the select few who agree completely with this website! AMEN!!!
PS: OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST
#sarcasm
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11:43 pm
You are my hero O.O
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7:00 pm
Cross my heart I hope you die, left by the roadside… Karma’s a bitch right? ;D … I’m sorry but I thought that this was a fitting comment for the lovely ‘christians’ at Christwire xD
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5:33 pm
I am laughing so hard I’m crying.
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3:42 pm
Why penalzie teens. For living life how they wanna its nothing g about shit makes sense
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8:12 pm
THIS is why there are atheists. Religious people coming up with stupid shit that is not true in any way.
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2:55 pm
God, I love people who take Christwire seriously.
Keep going, by all means. I, meanwhile, will sit back and watch while enjoying my nice cup of Steampunked tea and scrying via myspace pic.
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3:34 pm
Sarah, whether or not this site is satirical doesn’t matter. The unfortunate truth is that there are countless people out there who actually believe this shit is true. I posted here just as I would at any site claiming what this article does. It is nothing short of harmful, especially since it in no way states that it is satiric or comedic in nature…
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4:49 pm
I agree that they did cross the line several times.
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6:16 pm
They have crossed the line with almost every article on this site. This site isnt funny it’s doing waaay more harm than good.
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4:44 am
True. But need to say that some articles did made me laugh hard. x)
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8:13 pm
Not only do they not state it, they edit comments. I tried to post twice saying it was satirical, but it never showed up. As someone with interfaith experience, this is doing more to harm intellectual discourse about religion than anything else. It’s really not that hard to reach a peaceful, even beneficial common ground, but when either side is needlessly prejudiced or cruel, it takes away those opportunities
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8:21 pm
Yeah that happened to me. Every time I make a comment about them just tr*lling it doesnt show up.
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3:03 pm
Being a brony does not mean that you sexualize the cartoon characters. I don’t think you researched that at all. There’s porn of literally everything on the internet, you cannot say something like that about a fanbase based on a Google image search. Bronies are fans of a cartoon. It is that simple. Why is that threatening?
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2:31 pm
This is hilarious reading. If I said things like these in my homecountry people would label me as quite stupid.
Not to mention bigotred and narrowminded.
And sad in the same time. Being a young person myself all of these things seems to be part of some delusional fantasy and lack contact with youths and their everyday.
Sure,some youths feel lonely and empty but I doubt has anything to do with painting mustaches on their fingers or watching MLP. That is just ridicoulus.
Being a christian myself in another country than USA I know that most people around me that I look up to do not have this judgemental and predjudiced view on youths but rather want them to become sane,stabile adults that believes in themselves and makes the best out of life and treats other with respect. Looking down on them won’t exactly help.
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3:14 pm
Funny anyone would think this rubbish is true. This site has to be satirical…I have found a new favorite site!
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7:10 pm
You guys do realize that Alcohol soaked tampons are a myth and due to that, you discredited the rest of this information.
Deviant art is alright as long as you use it in moderation. I have to search for artist to work on my project and I hire people off of that site.
Steampunk isn’t all about sex, it’s a sub genre of cyber punk, and if done tastefully, can be done like anything else, without sexual implication.
Your crusade against fantasy would have to include all of Tolkien, and CS Lewis’ works. Even Lewis’ books on the Christian faith.
Thanks for being not 100% truth and 100% grace at the same time.
Jesus hung out with prostitutes and sinners. Please read your Bible. He says to go to them and to be a light, Don’t condemn with out showing that there can be grace.
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2:35 am
Dear Mr.Billings,
I regret to inform you that most of the information that you have posted here is incorrect and very insulting to many large groups of people.Such as myself. Being a brony who enjoys steam-punk,devianart,tumblr, twitter, fantasy tv shows and “asianation” as you call it.The steam-punk “dildo gun” picture is one that i have seen in a steam-punk porn fetish magizne,please don’t think that just because there are porn related images it means that the entire fandom is obsessed with making porn of it, an example of this is a site called “rule34″which is dedicated to making sure there is porn of everything and i mean EVERYTHING.I also listen to and make “goth/emotional music”(along with writing novels,poems and i do enjoy in drawing art) of which some songs are very widely known, and simple to play on things like the piano or cello.young teens and young adults partake in online protests so that they can alter another person thoughts though simple debate so that they have a say before they’re old enough to vote themselves.Although i don’t not have any lip tattoos i do have a tattoo inside of my left eye of the number 9 and have not found any trouble finding work anywhere.if i may ask where did you find this idea of “mirror scrying?”i do believe you are mistaken the sheer innocence of simply taking pictures of ones self, for something that is more magical then anything which would lead one to believe that you believe in magic.
i do hope that you excuse my spelling mistakes as my brain is not in it’s top condition at the moment as it is 1:40am and i haven’t slept since 4am two days ago.
I wish to hear back from you soon
Sheric, the great & powerful nightmage
P.S friendship is magic
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1:33 pm
“Girls are particularly susceptible to “emo,” because many lack the sophistication to discern substance from spectacle.”
…Does no one else see the issue in this statement?
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3:45 pm
RRRAAAMMMOOONNNEEE!!!
FUCK THIS GOD BOTHERING CUNTS SHITPIPE WITH A JESUS SHAPED DILDO!!!
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3:48 pm
RRRAAAMMMOOONNNEEE!!!
STEPHENSON BILLINGS ENTERTAINS CHILDREN BY HITTING HIS COCK WITH A JIZZ STAINED BIBLE!!!
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3:52 pm
RRRAAAMMMOOONNNEEE!!!
STEPHENSON BILLINGS IS A LYING BAG OF SHIT THAT SECRETLY WANTS TO DIDDLE A CHIORBOYS ASSHOLE WITH A HAMMER!!!
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9:34 am
Masturbation causes penis problems and acne? Finger-moustaches are a sign of latent lesbianism? MLP is about sex?? Have you ever heard “Smile smile smile”?? It’s a song from the show that teaches kids how good it is to think of others first, to help them find happiness, and yours will follow as a result. HOW SINFUL.
Jesus must be spinning in his Grav… oh yeah..he’s not there anymore. He’s risen and wants us to help people and enlighten them.. not drag them back into stupidity.
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Alrighty then. Let’s get down to business. Christ, this website is so full of hate it is radiating from my phone.
First, Bronies. Have you ever actually read the bible? Have You? Good. It will actually help you to understand this thing called ” Christianity ” It may seem weird, but it is a code of laws so everyone can get along and y’know, love thy neighbor as you love god. Does it matter if said neighbour is a Brony? A gay? A black? A Hispanic? Thing is, you could, y’know, assume they worship the devil and shit like that, but god will not approve. The devil. What exactly is wrong with worshipping the devil? The devil is a neighbour, and you should love him.
Next: Calling people social degenerates is actually an amazing way to make friends.
Next: Hitting children and making them pray will not change their sexuality.
Finally, as I can see from profiles, most of you ” Christians ” are old men. You types of people are slaking off. Old paint coming off a building. Soon, when humanity is far beyond this pettiness, we will be sipping cocktails on Alpha Centauri remembering how fucking closed minded those old christians were.
Pip Pip, Tally Ho
From Australia, Comes Your Atheist Friend
Kingfisher
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9:46 pm
You are amazing, please marry me. D:
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11:41 pm
Sorry, it is illeagal. Some other country maybe.
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4:25 am
Maybe France? Austria? Barcelona?
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7:38 am
Ooh, France! Fashion shows and good food~
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7:52 am
I would prefer Vienna, but anything for my snooklewookums.
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10:31 am
My gosh, you bastards
You satirical bastards you…
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6:49 am
Having had a good read through at least 90% of this, and seeing various comments on whether the site is satirical or not, I bring to the argument this, I have been in to steam punk for several years as it appeals to my fascination with the Victorian age, and Victorian style and fashion is one of the main inputs and influences of steam punk. And let’s face it, this e Victorians had more fascination with DEATH than anything of a sexual nature. Your picture with the “oh so common dildo” is if some of some one called “Lady clankington” who uses the lifestyle to hawk her wares. Nothing more. I have been to many conventions, shows and concerts and never seen her at any of them. On a note of fetishism, ever heard of nun porn? As something called “rule 34 ” implies, if it exists, then ther will be porn of it.
On the fantasy story note. A one C.S Lewis write one of the most love fantasy stories of our times, where a young girl is totally devoted to a lion and a faun. He was a devoted Christian.
Finally I had the pleasure( and I do mean that sincerely) of working for Kingsway communications, one of the worlds biggest Christian literature and media distributors in the world, and found material in there warehouses that frankly is far more offensive than any of the things mentioned here. I’m not looking to cause arguments here just if you are going to bring such subjects in to the minds of Christian parents ( assuming this site is genuine)at least look at all aspects of a subculture before condemning it . Otherwise you make yourselves look like fools through your own distrustful ignorance.
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12:55 pm
And people wonder why there’s such a rift between religious nutca- er… radical religious followers and the average person. I find it amazing, and frankly, extremely depressing that any person can look at what I’ve seen on this site in such a way.
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12:01 pm
No freaking comment. This article is that stupid. You didn’t even provide trustworthy sources yet you call yourself a journalist. Screw it I’m gonna watch Invader ZIM.
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7:10 pm
Figures you’d be into some animal website Claire.
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