Is Slavery the Answer to Ending Illegal Immigration?
Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more Mexicans eat, the more they shoot. — A Mexican children’s rhyme
Over the course of the last twenty years, a bizarre trend has been raping America — the assimilation of illegal Mexicans into American culture. While hard-working Christians like brother Billings and I have to face constant scrutiny on a daily basis for being blessed with financial and spiritual wealth, illegal Mexicans simply trot their way into this proud Christian country, flaunting their pedophilic Catholic beliefs and malicious lifestyle. Of course, since the Devil seems to be captaining America’s ship, our society doesn’t crack down on these Mexicans; instead the mainstream media celebrates their presence, which in turn encourages more of those dark-fleshed people to flock to this country!
But how do literate, hygienic, educated Christians distance themselves from these adobe-dwelling, “Panchos” and their brood of burrito babies? Can we stop the impending tide of incoming Hispanics, scurrying across our borders like roaches in the spotlight? Barack Hussein Obama has already declared that he is too cowardly to join in and stop this brutal raping of American culture; instead he celebrates the adulterous and communist fanatic, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, and tries to enact a “DREAM” act which ensures that illegal, drug-mules-in-training (aka Mexican children) get a FREE, AMERICAN education!
It frightens me to the core that this country has eroded to the point of allowing and celebrating these darkened people that dwell amongst us in illegality. A group of people so selfish and vicious that attempting to communicate with them is impossible, due in part to their wretched, foul language that resembles speaking in tongues. I am among a growing group of individuals that feel that slavery should be re-enacted as a way to deter further Mexican expansion.
(Typical,rowdy, uncooperative Friday night in a Taco Bell in Los Angeles, California)
A swift round-up of all illegals, coupled with a firm establishment of a slave program would single-handedly end the immigration problem. Instead of allowing these drug-using Mexicans to come to America and take all of our doctor and lawyer positions, we should force them into doing back-breaking physical labor in order to make them appreciate what it is to be an American — a country founded by the grace of God, through LEGAL, DILLIGENT immigration, built by the hands of brave Puritans who sought to create a Christian paradise. Blood, sweat and tears went into the foundation of this country. LEGAL blood sweat and tears, and these Hispanics soak it up in a tortilla of sin and shove it down their corrupt gullets.
This program would be structured and rigid. Protocol could dictate that one could gain their “Freedom*” by promising to adhere to the rules set forth in the Bible and the US Constitution by Jesus Christ, as well as passing a series of several written and verbal tests that measure one’s ability to speak English, recite key Bible facts and sing several hymns in key. (*Still closely monitored to ensure that they do not lapse into a world of Mexican savagery).
If this problem goes unsolved, our country is potentially going to wither away into a frail, diseased shell, resembling a Gay Homo wracked with the AIDS homo-gay virus.
One of the biggest crimes these mongrels (Mexicans/Hispanics) are guilty of committing is waging a war on religious freedom by shoving their own twisted religious beliefs and values down legal American citizen’s throats. Trips to the local grocer are punctuated by an in-your-face display of dirty Latin religious imagery, rife with Gay Homosexual overtones — half nude Jesus and other saints with effeminate “bottom” features. I think I speak for every straight-blooded, hard-working white man when I say that non-homo’s don’t want to be subjected to viewing an aisle full of kitschy candles plastered with men!
And then there is the criminal aspect, present in all Hispanics due to a chromosome deficiency (Christian Science Center for Faithful Living, “Bean-Eating, Crime Committing: A Mexican Study, 2011).
According to the Ten Commandments, all Christians are incapable of committing crimes, per God’s decree.
If a “Christian” does commit a crime, than one can call into question whether or not the person was truly a Christian, or straight, or of a stable ethnic background. But according to statistics from the state of Arizona, more Mexicans kidnap and traffic drug-filled children than any other group of people in world history. That’s a chilling thought to think about before Friday night prayer group, but it’s true!
It’s important to teach your children the benefits of never befriending a Mexican/Latino. Mexican/Hispanic children on average, are more likely to experiment with homosexuality and recreational drug use than Christian children. It’s reported that 2 out of every 3 Mexican children illegally living in an apartment meant for 2 total occupants has had Gay-Fondle sex with another person of the same sex before age 12.
If your children want to interact with Mexicans, it’s important to stress that they should reference Scripture as much as possible — not only does this serve to witness to these God-less Catholic heathens, it also creates a holy barrier in which these drug-addicted Mexicans cannot harm your child. A few key passages from Corinthians or Judges should do the trick.
In addition, the Latino influence has spread to the gentle world of culinary endeavors. American classic chip the “Dorito” has new “Spicy Nacho” flavors which is sure to disagree with the pallets of fine, Anglo white men. New “sex” toys are introduced on the market, resembling “burritos” and “flautas” — encouraging men to purchase packages of tortillas to simulate pre-marital sex with a married woman! And worst of all, “Tex-Mex” (slang for “Transexual Mexicans) restaurants serve up blends of “fusion” cuisine — “fused’ much like the gay, gender-defying managers and employers who work at these sinful, gloryholes for Satan.
Satan is said to dwell in hell, which is typical thought to be under the Earth, or south. I think that America has stumbled upon hell ON Earth (Mexico) and it’s time for us to equip our shields and swords for Christ. Will you stand tall?
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Author: Mark E. Figs
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8:52 pm
After reading this wonderful piece, the nation will agree with a resounding YES!
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7:20 pm
The nation? Please, the only people who would agree with this are Southern hillbillys.
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12:34 am
why are you racist against southerners?
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5:24 pm
Why are you racist against hispanics? And by the way, “southern” is not a race.
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6:17 am
You should as that yourself 1st…
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6:18 am
ask*
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8:58 pm
“all Christians are incapable of committing crimes”
This caught my eye. This is absolutely false. There are many reports of Christian women killing their children. Cults kidnapping and killing their members. Christian men killing African Americans just because. Many members of the KKK are Christian and the KKK have reported committed many crimes since their creation.
Also, to end this because really, come on. Slavery is wrong no matter where you are at. No matter what religion you are. I honestly think most Christians or even most Americans will look down on you for even thinking about slavery.
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9:00 pm
““Tex-Mex” (slang for “Transexual Mexicans)”
Lol…This made me laugh…Tex Mex is just a blend of American and Mexican cuisine and is actually a combination of the words “Texan” and “Mexican”
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12:35 am
no one cares about your opinion.
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5:54 am
that’s not an opinion, that’s a fact, idiot lol.
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9:06 pm
No, slavery is wrong no matter what race there is NO WAY to justify slavery in any way. And why can’t a white child and a latino child be freinds? It sounds like your’e quite racist. One more thing, in that thing you call the Bible i’m pretty sure it says all man is created in his image and are equal
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11:12 am
“there is NO WAY to justify slavery”
Sounds like you haven’t been reading your Bible, little lady!
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6:20 am
So your bible support slavery?
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9:18 pm
The thing I don’t understand about the Mexicans is if they’re all so smart and hardworking, why don’t they stay in Mexico and make that country a better place? Why do they all need to come up here and work at Wal Mart and Mr. Tyson’s chicken lots? They are really mean too, some of them, particularly if you find one in a alley or when they’ve been drinking.
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9:20 pm
The country’s overrun with drug cartels and other criminal organizations, even the government is having difficultly getting rid of them. Getting a shit pay is better than having a stray bullet flying into your skull and living at ground zero. I don’t like the idea of anyone illegally moving here either, but at least I’m sympathetic towards them.
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9:20 pm
It’s all about opportunity. Why do you think so many immigrants from all countries came over to the US between the 1800s and the 1900s? Because of work that wasn’t in their homeland.
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4:47 pm
Ok, Please answer back why are you so hypocritical, you have articles claiming that this person is racist. but you want to enslave mexicans. WTF! and without mexicans you would have to do the jobs none of you lazy ass white people would do on your own
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9:35 pm
Most of the illegal “under-the-table” wages these Mexicans make are then sent to their familia back in El Madreland to prop up a false Mexi-conomy. The money isn’t being taxed or spent here! It just disappears into the brown hole that is home to our South Merican amigos.
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1:27 am
Glad to see that people are finally picking up on my previous article….
http://christwire.org/2011/06/hispanic-slavery-the-simple-answer-to-immigration-reform/
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6:13 pm
The smple answer? Wow what happened to we love everyone and everyone is equal? Seriously, “Oh we love everyone.” Except Mexicans, Canadians, liberals, Jews, blacks, and everyone who isn’t American and CHristian. You truly are a new kind of stupid.
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5:37 am
You did hit the nail.
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8:24 pm
Thanks. It just seems these people have no idea what anything really is. Like homogayness? Wtf is that? Emosexual?
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4:32 am
You’re really racist.
Don’t write such bullshit please.
You seems to forget who did live on your land before there was america huh? Yes, there were indians. And you did TAKE their land by force. Now tell me about the “christian country” will you? It’s freakin stolen! It never did belong to you, because you took it!
And then you talk about slavery… are you freaking stupid or what? Mexicans did live there before you were even born. And you want to make them your slaves? You should have been their slave!
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5:29 am
Rolling on the floor because I’m laughing so loud! If Mexicans want to make us slaves I’d like to see them try! There’s a little something called “Manifest Destiny” that sorts out all of these little land skirmishes. As the name implies, it’s God’s will that America exists as it does. Seriously kid, your post made me lol 36 times. Was that your goal? If it was, you did a good job, champ!
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2:55 pm
Manifest destiny … You mean the supposed God Guidance to take over land from people ?
its doesn’t exist anymore and never existed neither
it’s a pitiful excuse to take landd from people
even your beloved august wanted to take canada using Manifest destiny
it’s doesnt work anymore
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7:07 pm
It was God’s will that the holy nation of America claimed Mexican territory. Those savages were cast out for a reason and the Bible justifies treating these people with disrespect — Leviticus 20:23 – “And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.”"
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7:30 pm
Trying to use the bible as the reason why shit still works is nothing but a foolish thing to do. Then again, you admitted to being apart of the Phelps Phailures, so it’s not surprising that you’re an idiot.
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10:43 pm
and british the empire you were part of sell louisiana to spain and you enver reclaimed louisiana before No treaty whatsover only your “manifest destiny”
therefore leviticus is not God way or Jesus way using it as an excuse just prove how barbaric and idiot you are
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9:02 am
I wonder how such a loveless, heartless man like you could’ve become a deacon. clearly this world doesn’t need more hatred and prejudice, and here you are screaming about how horrible non-christians and non-americans are. I’m not saying christianity is wrong-I’m a christian myself, but it sickens me how people like you keep talking about how those people don’t deserve to live instead of praying for their salvation. I pray that God will open your eyes soon. Jesus loves everyone-be it sinners or not, or have you not read the story about zacchaeus?
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3:52 pm
“It’s freakin stolen! It never did belong to you, because you took it!”
That was hundreds of years ago, and besides that that they weren’t using much of the land anyway, except to build giant pyramids for sacrificing babies.
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3:31 pm
Doesn’t matter if it was 100 years ago. They did live on the land before america was there and they did live before that on a bigger teritory then after it. It’s still stolen.
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9:04 am
could not beleive what l just read, what crap….. your USA is a stolen country and most or your priest are gay kiddy fiddlers,this has to be a joke right….. if not come out to the real world
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11:03 am
Dude this article is 100% bullshit. You call yourself a Christian but your obviously not. Show me where in the bible where it says to treat others based on there race. He says treat others as you would want to be treated. Not like this dipshit. I learned that when I was fucking 6 in Sunday School. You are a poor representation of the Christianity. Jesus says in the bible that “You are the reason why I am hated among men” meaning extremists like you. You are honestly the biggest idiot I know who misinterpreted everything in the bible. Go fuck yourself
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7:04 pm
*You’re very ignorant. I can tell that this reply is from a mexican, probably someone who works at a salvage yard, or used car parts store. The truth is you sin against God’s chosen nation and sodomize Jesus’ imagery with your Catholic primitism.
Please read the Bible and learn that Jesus only loves a select few and condemns all others to a lifetime of sin.
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7:31 pm
Where did Jesus say that?
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7:40 pm
Excuse me but yes I did attend church as a small child and they tried to teach us that God loves EVERYONE even the ones who are not saved not just “a select few”
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10:45 pm
hmmm someone forgot to read the bible ? he said in the bible that he loves everyone and equally
yet you just claim the opposite ?
and you wnat people to return to the church with that attitutde you are failed HARD no wonder people become atheist or agnostic
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8:55 am
are you even serious? christianity is about LOVING OTHERS, and not making some ridiculous, racist article about slavery and being happy about people dying. you call yourself a ‘christian’? are you even serious? maniacal, racist ‘christians’ with no love or respect for others like you is exactly why the number of atheists and agnostics are growing all over the world.
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7:12 am
lol… I can see Hitler shoving a pineapple up your arse when you see him in hell.
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2:14 pm
Isn’t Mexico the one with all the snow?
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2:57 pm
someone sucks at geography or what ?
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4:26 pm
HELL is other people, from everybody’s point of view.
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10:02 pm
Hello all,
I would like to start off by saying I’m a southern girl raised in the methodist church.
I simply fail to understand how anyone supporting this feels they can back it with the bible.
Simply saying “read your bible and you will see xyz” isn’t pointing out how you are right. And that’s all I’m seeing here. I’m highly dissapointed someone would say Jesus only loved a select few. If you would please recall John 4:4-42. Actually. I’ll put it here for everyone to see.
4And he must needs go through Samaria.
5Then cometh he to a city of Samaria, which is called Sychar, near to the parcel of ground that Jacob gave to his son Joseph.
6Now Jacob’s well was there. Jesus therefore, being wearied with his journey, sat thus on the well: and it was about the sixth hour.
7There cometh a woman of Samaria to draw water: Jesus saith unto her, Give me to drink.
8(For his disciples were gone away unto the city to buy meat.)
9Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.
10Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.
11The woman saith unto him, Sir, thou hast nothing to draw with, and the well is deep: from whence then hast thou that living water?
12Art thou greater than our father Jacob, which gave us the well, and drank thereof himself, and his children, and his cattle?
13Jesus answered and said unto her, Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again:
14But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.
15The woman saith unto him, Sir, give me this water, that I thirst not, neither come hither to draw.
16Jesus saith unto her, Go, call thy husband, and come hither.
17The woman answered and said, I have no husband. Jesus said unto her, Thou hast well said, I have no husband:
18For thou hast had five husbands; and he whom thou now hast is not thy husband: in that saidst thou truly.
19The woman saith unto him, Sir, I perceive that thou art a prophet.
20Our fathers worshipped in this mountain; and ye say, that in Jerusalem is the place where men ought to worship.
21Jesus saith unto her, Woman, believe me, the hour cometh, when ye shall neither in this mountain, nor yet at Jerusalem, worship the Father.
22Ye worship ye know not what: we know what we worship: for salvation is of the Jews.
23But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him.
24God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
25The woman saith unto him, I know that Messias cometh, which is called Christ: when he is come, he will tell us all things.
26Jesus saith unto her, I that speak unto thee am he.
27And upon this came his disciples, and marvelled that he talked with the woman: yet no man said, What seekest thou? or, Why talkest thou with her?
28The woman then left her waterpot, and went her way into the city, and saith to the men,
29Come, see a man, which told me all things that ever I did: is not this the Christ?
30Then they went out of the city, and came unto him.
31In the mean while his disciples prayed him, saying, Master, eat.
32But he said unto them, I have meat to eat that ye know not of.
33Therefore said the disciples one to another, Hath any man brought him ought to eat?
34Jesus saith unto them, My meat is to do the will of him that sent me, and to finish his work.
35Say not ye, There are yet four months, and then cometh harvest? behold, I say unto you, Lift up your eyes, and look on the fields; for they are white already to harvest.
36And he that reapeth receiveth wages, and gathereth fruit unto life eternal: that both he that soweth and he that reapeth may rejoice together.
37And herein is that saying true, One soweth, and another reapeth.
38I sent you to reap that whereon ye bestowed no labour: other men laboured, and ye are entered into their labours.
39And many of the Samaritans of that city believed on him for the saying of the woman, which testified, He told me all that ever I did.
40So when the Samaritans were come unto him, they besought him that he would tarry with them: and he abode there two days.
41And many more believed because of his own word;
42And said unto the woman, Now we believe, not because of thy saying: for we have heard him ourselves, and know that this is indeed the Christ, the Saviour of the world.
Jesus wasn’t prejudice to the Samaritan Woman. Did you know that the Jews concered the Samaritans to be less then. So don’t sit there and tell ME that my lord and savior Jesus Christ only loved a a few people. Because you are so wrong. I want you all to sit down and pray. Pray and ask God. Is it really doing your work to hate and condemn your other children.
I want you to do that.
Do that for the 17 year old girl whose heart you all broke.
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2:34 pm
Mam, unless you just left the winking smileys as well, let me just say this.Imagine a winking smiley behind most of what is said here, and you will understand some of it.
I also recommend looking up Poe’s law, which in the end no one is really safe from. But the newer you are at this, the more susceptible you are to be affected.
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1:06 am
The drug cartel part is somewhat true but slavery is something that African people already had to endure after we were brought to this country by the so called Puritans that had to sepetate from Europe. Now technically we came here illegally because native Americans were here first and the Europeans stole their land. I am both Native American and African American, this suggestion to enslave anybody who is Mexican is a crime against humanity.
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4:39 pm
How is America god’s chosen nation, show me where in the bible it says that. America hadn’t even been discovered yet. Jesus never set foot in America. And as I remember it Jesus spent most of his time in caanen which is modern day Israel. Do the maths. And by the way I’m not Mexican I just hate this racist crap
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5:45 am
It’s funny because you spend your whole life hiding behind Christianity,but in the end you’re going to hell.
You people have no perspective as to what true Christianity is. Bible bashing anyone who doesn’t agree with you but cutting out everything in the bible that you don’t agree with.Christianity isn’t something to be fitted and tailored to your convenience.I just thank god i wasn’t raised to be as ignorant as some of the people here.Makes me wonder, are you people mentally ill?
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3:09 am
They are.
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11:30 pm
I am a “well educated” mexican student and I can’t believe how blind and close minded are religious fanatics like yourself. First of all, i don’t know where you get we have “pedophilic believes”. The reason for the large amount of drugs in Mexico it’s because is the main route from South America (main producer) to the United States, the main consumer of drugs in the entire world. Also I can’t seem, to find anywhere your so called studies of “beans and crime” or your report of young gay mexicans, is it’s me or are they made up? Finally, I believe that christianity (and also catholicism, that share most beliefs) are the great religions they pretend to be, for example, they delayed 10 centuries of art and sciences during the middle ages. By the way, Adolf Hitler was a chrsitian so don’t tell me christians aren’t capable of killing.
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