Is Soap a Way To Total Damnation?
Even as we hop into the shower or our bathtubs filled with Gods Holy water from the heavens, we are faced with the rising struggle with the next temptress serpent… soap. Gays are now using solid bar soap in acts of sexual behaviour that requires them to not only bath or shower together, but use the bar of soap to place in there never to return dark wells as an act of evil pleasure, and it is disgracing God and his angels above. As the rise of ‘Spoking’ a jargon term among sacraligious homes, becomes more and more popular, we must take a stand in order to stop such evil reaching our locale and make sure we always use liquid soap in our wonderfully God friendly bathrooms.
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11:52 am
Those Godless homo-freaks! I hope the soap gets shoved somewhere the sun don’t shine and gets lost up there.
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7:11 pm
im not godless and im not a freak! get to know me and maybe you would like me. im a pretty nice guy and i dont shove soap up my butt.
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2:50 pm
Ridiculously ignorant. I can’t believe this site even exists.
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12:36 pm
Toxic shock syndrome was created to keep girls from putting things places they shouldn’t. Gays now need something similar. This is truly disgusting.
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3:58 pm
They really are trying on this site they keep getting new people, or just new accounts more less, how sad.
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12:18 am
seriously this guys on the pics is surely not a wackjob surely a nerd and I don,t think he is real on this site
therefore they now forbid the use of Soap ? so they doN,t wnat to be clean ? what the ?
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1:15 am
Ha! The irony of a Frenchman pleading the case for soap!
BTW, Pierre, if you had read the article you would have seen that the author recommended liquid soap.
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5:03 am
Nope sorry soap is soap you can’t use it you heathen.
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3:48 pm
Pierre ?
who is Pierre ?
My name is scottish and sound scottish as well
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7:27 pm
I call you Pierre because you’re French. Well, French-Canadian.
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7:52 am
I was really thinking the same thing… pitiful
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4:01 pm
Oh good, now these idiots are afraid of soap. As if the ideas on this website didn’t stink badly enough already.
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1:16 am
And still idiots like you don’t read the stories. The author says liquid soap is fine.
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6:59 pm
But if you use liquid soap you might just use it to pleasure yourself.
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4:02 pm
I don’t think it’s the soap that’s to blame here. However, there should be restrictions put in place to stop gays from buying it.
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4:48 pm
I think that there should first be restrictions to stop people as stupid as you buying anything that can connect to the Internet.
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6:06 pm
Yet another example of how liberals want big government to crack down on honest working Americans.
There’s a difference between protecting homogays from rupturing their anuses from vile Sodomite activities and Cutting off the internet access from everyone who isn’t a card carrying communist.
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9:41 pm
Ex-atheist you’re completely right. Its sad in America to see all these ass-queens running into the ER with gerbils, soap, soda bottles, and anything thing else that they can shove up their donkey.
The cost to the public for these out of work, no insurance gottin’ burdens on society is enormous. If they’d just stop shoving anything and everything up each others feces highway it would save taxpayers untold billions.
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4:58 pm
Its funny because you base all your information on cartoons maybe you would get people to believe you if you didnt just spew out nonsense. you have claims but never provide evidence. and o if i buy soap im gay because im going to get the impulse to shove it up my ass. its funny how incredbly stupid you are. im christian and proud. it suprises me how stupid you so called christians are.
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12:21 am
Lol tell me ex atheist if a gay do that to Himselve shoving a soap through if ass does it’s affect you ?
if you answer yes You are stupid
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12:53 am
“does it’s affect you ?
if you answer yes You are stupid”
The good Rev. Billy ray has already answered that, the cost to tax-payers is enormous.
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12:56 am
I’d certainly love to see some proof from the liar then. Obviously he should have some rock-solid information as to how much it costs to take care of the issues he brings up since he felt the need to bring up and use bombastic words to describe it.
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3:06 pm
I’m sick of read liberal comments about fags their asses and the gay agenda.
Tar and feather the bastards and be done with it!
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3:50 pm
what shoving a soap through your ass and a tax payers has in relation ?
You think it’s because of gay that you are in recession ?
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4:18 pm
Sorry you numbskull, I’m neither a communist, nor a liberal. Just someone who has a healthy dose of common sense.
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1:55 am
Please join us in our struggle against agents of “Culture of Death” in their attempt to undermine the pro-life Christian culture of Costaricans. The pending bill in the 15th Congress of the Costarican(a.k.a. Reproductive Health Bill) will lay the foundation for the legalization of ABORTION in the in the near future: a practice declared illegal in the country’s constitution.We are christian yung girls trying to get as much assistance as we can to make to issue a christian magazine in spanish to prevent this satanic and dangerous law, please assit us, the goverment close the local chuch due to noise, and we are not recieving any assistance, please spread the word, God bless you and your family!!!
Thank you very much for your support!
Yours sincerely,
ALEXIS
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12:36 pm
I find rubbing alcohol to be most effective in cleaning the no no parts.
But then again, these smart alecks would find SOMETHING to do with the bottle!
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1:08 pm
booyah! ;D
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1:55 am
Lol! Omg, this place is hilarious! It’s just like “The Onion!” Why didn’t you guys put that on the website in the first place? I feel silly now for being all mean. I wish I’d known so I would’ve understood better.
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4:01 pm
Solid soap : spoking tool
Liquid soap: lube
Lesser of two evils?
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7:34 am
They like to all slippery in the tub I hear the Ex’s like to get each other all later up and play stranger in the tub.
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8:00 pm
It’s just soap… and for the record just about anything can be used erotically…
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2:48 pm
Not a Snapper lawnmower with a Briggs and Stratton engine. They don’t even sell them to liberals and gays.
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3:08 pm
I think anyone would have enough common sense to not shove a chainsaw up his ass. Oh and for the record gay people arnt the only ones who practice sodomy.
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1:52 am
You all are a bunch of ignorant fucks. Don’t act like you’re better than someone because of their sexual orientation. I don’t care what you say, God will not condemn someone for being a homosexual…Oh yes yes it’s in the bible, but how many other things are in the bible that you yourselves have went against. You’re not all holy and righteous. If you think that people will believe that you haven’t committed as much sin as someone shoving a soap bar up their ass then you are an idiot. Oh wait, you already are one.
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9:33 am
Jeez people on here think it’s wrong to wash your hands or something… Grody. XP
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1:03 pm
Not sure if complete idiots or just joking
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4:40 pm
You don’t need to use them, in fact in many other countries around the world they don’t use them.
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9:17 pm
Gross.
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12:30 pm
Try some Saran Wrap around the undies
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3:28 am
Thanks for reminding us that you have never been outside that small corner of New England you inhabit and that you have no idea how people live in the rest of the world.
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2:52 pm
Yes.
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3:03 pm
I find women to be a miracle! no man can bleed for seven days and live!
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1:25 pm
Clever.
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3:01 pm
It’s a part of womens health, grow up. What are you a 5th grader?
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