Is Your Daughter Pregnant With 9 Babies?

Abe
• ChristWire
April 27, 2012 10:29 pm3 comments

There is a new Mexican street drug available called El Diario de Coahuila.  It is being passed around at high school parties and it increases the risk of your daughter becoming pregnant with up to 9 babies.  Today I ask you, is your daughter pregnant with 9 babies?

Telemundo first broke the story, retelling the horrors that took place at El Collegio de Oaxaca.  After El Diario de Coahulia hit their school, over 30 young women exhibiting the same type of pregnancy as Octomom occurred.  The pill makes women so fertile, it makes things like kissing and copping a feel lead to multi pregnancy.

As prom season comes nigh, it is best to just go ahead keep this story in mind and not let your daughter go.  She’s cry and say it’s not fair, especially if she is a senior, but just remind her that as long as she lives under your roof and wants college tuition next year she will shut her mouth and do what you tell her is best.  She will get the message.

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3 Comments

  • Wow, so many logical fallacies here it boggles the mind.
    First, taking one fertility pill, no matter how potent, will not turn any girl or woman into a baby factory overnight. Just not gonna happen, sorry, the fertility treatments necessary take months to administer under close medical scrutiny, and even then aren’t 100% effective.
    Second, “The pill makes women so fertile, it makes things like kissing and copping a feel lead to multi pregnancy.”?! Seriously?! Are you trying being metaphorical or do you really not understand how reproductive biology works?
    Third, the woman who made the claim admitted she made it up later.

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  • “it makes things like kissing and copping a feel lead to multi pregnancy.”

    hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha… can’t… stop… laughing xD xD xD

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  • typewriter_on_LSD

    Wow, yeah, sorry guys, I took this pseudo drug from Mexico and now if I kiss my boyfriend I’m gonna get pregnant.

    Now it’s getting pitiful around here. At least write about something a little more realistic!

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