Crazily enough yesterday Justin Bieber was stabbed in the back by a gaggle of screaming fangirls in what can only be described as a scene from Julius Caesar, but instead of Senators overly perfumed, heavily mascara wearing women were present.
Standayja Jenkins, aged 28, allegedly organized that attack on Bieber as she claimed he was not accepting the fact he was her ‘baby daddy’. The shocking news has sent chills through Hollywood and has caused Selena Gomez to check into Cedars Sinai hospital for a bad case of anxiety.
The gaggle of women managed to all escape, aside from Ms. Jenkins who is now calling herself Madame Brutus. It remains unconfirmed if Bieber is going to accept his new job as baby daddy. We wish him a speedy recovery.