• Pippa Middleton Legs Gapped Atop Dwarves and Strippers, Makes Lamborghini Fire While Drunk Texting Hillary Clinton

    April 18, 2012 9:19 am Comments Off

    The Royal Family is now hiding in shame after it’s been revealed that Pippa Middleton, the President Bill Clinton’s Bubba Clinton to Princes Kate’s royal pride, was out being a hussy.   New reports from France detail that Pippa Middleton had a saucy night in Paris, getting blitzed at a bar and taking off with a group of traveling dwarves who were part of a circus.

    The troop eventually stopped by a costume shop and wore revealing, inordinate costumes of lavish designs before hopping into a red Lamborghini.   There was one drunken party where pictures were taken, and then later the car apparently crashed and the Lamborghini fire quickly caught the attention of the Paparazzi who immediately took pictures.

    Eventually, a royal car was sent to fetch Pippa and bring her to the Queen of England for ‘a good chatting’.

    WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING IMAGE MEDIA REVEALS PIPPA MIDDLETON IN VARIOUS STAGES OF DURESS AND EXPOSURE WITH DRUNKEN DWARVES.  PLEASE DEMAND ALL WOMEN AND CHILDREN IMMEDIATELY LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING.

    Look at that dwarf take a sniff of her plumpy doohickey!

    Image removed by demand of representation for British Royals

    Image removed by demand of representation for British Royals

    Image removed by demand of representation for British Royals

     

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