Satan Tricked Man Into Discovering DNA
DNA is the code created by God 5000 years ago that ensures the continuing existence of His creation. While many throughout history have been able to simply leave well enough alone, too many others have the hubris to question and investigate that which has been given to us by the Almighty Creator. They have rode down the path of science in a monorail commissioned by Satan, built by Davinci and piloted by Darwin. Two such men are the God haters and unwashed atheists James Watson and Francis Crick. Instead of just going by the most important science book there is, the Bible, they took it upon themselves to murder infant children for the purpose of drinking their blood for youth and sequencing the human genome.
If you are reading this, you are on the internet. Do you feel it necessary to know every bit of code that allows God fearing people on America Online to dial into the internet? Do you need to analyze the code of Firefox to know it is the preferred browser of Satanists, or Opera to see that the code is simply the Qu’Ran typed into a java compiler? No. Neither do we need to sacrifice children to know that the stuff inside of them and all of us is written by the greatest programmers of all, God and Jesus. Jesus even came to implement the upgrade to Human 2.0, allowing the deletion of our sin cache.
As soon as Gods authority was questioned by the discovery of human DNA, He gave us two things. Christian Scientists to use DNA to prove an almighty creator, and AIDS. Luckily for us, the AIDS continues to kill all types of homosexuals and Christian scientists have uncovered hidden messages in our DNA. Much how a computer programmer leaves notes in their programs to help out the next person to work on it, Jesus and God left many notes within our DNA to prove we are all descended from Adam and Eve.
As a breath of fresh air for God fearing men women and children, researchers at the National Institute for Holy Science have used breakthroughs in Biblical interpretations and applied this new found information to the human genome. By breaking down the DNA into 66 equal segments for each book of the Bible, and comparing the 4 letters of DNA to each subsequent word that begins with that letter, they were able to decipher the code that God left inside each and everyone’s DNA.
It explains that in the beginning of all time, God and unborn Jesus worked diligently for 5 and a half days to code, debug and finally implement man. In another startling revelation, they also explain away evolution by figuring out that each animal was simply a test program to make sure DNA worked before creating humans. Before he was cast into hell, Satan used his cunning to gain Admin level access into Jesus’ source code and attempted to code Homosex and Bestiality into early man, but Jesus pulled an all nighter to ensure this was purged and wouldn’t cause any runtime errors.
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Author: James Rutherford
James Rutherford is a licensed Christian Physician who specializes in viruses that cause homosexual outbursts. He spends his free time studying the bible and collecting miniatures.
4:35 am
So god created the internet? He must be rich!
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4:59 pm
Well he did kinda create the Universe…
Creating the internet was nothing for him.
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6:18 pm
He’s very wealthy indeed my friend. BUt his riches are not in pieces of gold or silver, but in the vastness of life. You should try embracing his warmth. It is healing.
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6:20 pm
And you completely miss what he said, you stupid, insane fool.
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6:24 pm
My reply was to KBLME, not the girl. Please learn how to use the internet with a bit more savvy if you don’t want to sound like an utter ignoramus. With all that time unemployed, why don’t you read a dictionary? What do you do all day anyway? You seem to be in the house constantly. How many times a day do you masturbate? Do you use sexual aids or porno films? I don’t mean to be invasive but this is coming from a pscychological/biological perscpetive. I want to help you help yourself and that starts with some honesty in here. Thanks bud.
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6:43 pm
“My reply was to KBLME, not the girl.”
And like I said, you completely missed what he said, stupid.
“Please learn how to use the internet with a bit more savvy if you don’t want to sound like an utter ignoramus.”
Well, for starters, I know that a site brings up ads based on the content of the page, not the history of the user, something you seem to have quite the difficult time in grasping.
“With all that time unemployed, why don’t you read a dictionary?”
Why do you assume that I’m unemployed? Is it because I’m against you, and thus you believe that I’m incapable of having a job, since you feel the need to attack others based on a character you’ve created for them?
“What do you do all day anyway? You seem to be in the house constantly.”
Give me one reason why I should actually share anything about my life with a monster like you.
“How many times a day do you masturbate? Do you use sexual aids or porno films? I don’t mean to be invasive but this is coming from a pscychological/biological perscpetive.”
You are being invasive, you have no business in asking me about my personal life to begin with. If you don’t ever feel the need to share important information with us, why should we share unimportant or personal information with you?
“I want to help you help yourself and that starts with some honesty in here. Thanks bud.”
I’m already honest with myself, now how about you admit that you’re a pedophile and a disgusting human being.
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6:56 pm
I would love to share myself with you Larry, where should we start? I had two mini deep dish pizzas for dinner tonight and then a Take 5 bar for dessert. I am watching a NCIS rerun, even though I hate that show. My right sock has a giant hole in it but that doesn’t explain the weird “footy” odor in my chair. I have not talked to Mother all day and maybe later I will talk a ramble outside and make sure the neigbors dogs aren’t getting uppity again. They poop all over my lawn and sometimes i go in theise people’s backyards to see they are totally free to runaround back there. I love Mel Gibson, and his hair is sort of slick in those pics.
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7:09 pm
Pedobillings, I don’t care about your life, I don’t care about your points or views or thoughts, I’ve seen enough of your bullshit to understand that deep down inside you are a monster. You are not going to change my mind, and telling me shit that I don’t want to hear is not going to do anything positive. You are a hateful human being who despises others who are different, and you are apart of a cult that believes in the same ‘values’ (read: hate) as you do. You believe that there’s some kind of holy war going on, and you’re more than happy to wage it, and you don’t care who gets hurt in the cross-fire. You think everyone is out to get Christians when the truth is everyone with common sense just wants everyone to shut the fuck up. Atheists don’t care if someone believes in God or not, and Christians can believe that if someone is an Atheist or apart of a different religion that they are going to Hell but as long as they just keep their mouths shut, the world will be fine. People have their religious views, and if they’re going to change, then they’re going to change. Your attempts to get people to change are only going to hurt them, considering you believe in some of the most hateful and vile things ever.
You need to realize that the reason why you get so much hate is because you’re an ignorant fool who wants to invade the lives of others. You can say ‘well, you come to this site and invade here all the time’, but the problem with that is that you’re wanting to be left completely unchecked. Clownboy even said that he wanted people to shut up so that he can trample over our rights and not fight back. You open your mouth and you want to use the government to strong arm people into a life style that you want imposed upon them, complain that Christians are being prosecuted for being Christian, and then demand that others shut the hell up and accept your views without question. You are hateful, you are ignorant, and so much more, and it’s because of those reasons that no one wants to associate with you, and why no one cares about your life whatsoever. The actions of a human being ultimately determines the worth and value of their life, and I can say with absolute certainty, that you are a worthless scumbag.
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7:33 pm
Are you on pot?
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7:39 pm
Are you always this stupid and arrogant?
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9:25 am
“Instead of just going by the most important science book there is, the Bible”
ahahahahahaaahahhaaaha
since when Bible is a sience book? I always thought religious doesn’t like sience… so that measn religious doesn’t like Bible?
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12:40 pm
I’m perplexe … really I am
firefox being satanist ? Opera bein a qu’ran ( really who use Opera anyway )
If we don’t know how our genetic code work how can we cure people ?, most of medicine is based on DNA (of course tehre is other factor as well like blood type and so on )
For your gouvern I use FireFox and I’m not satanist and you make christianity a Bad name that why most people leave your sect
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4:58 pm
If anything proves the identity of God without question, it is the intelligent design of mitochondrial DNA. It is beautiful and glorious. It also speaks of the genius of our Savior.
Ecclesiasticus 6:16: A faithful friend is the medicine of life; and they that fear the Lord shall find him.
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6:25 pm
But did God use DNA to create the Jews?
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3:59 am
Yes. Same as black people, asians, muslims, gays, animal, etc…
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7:47 pm
Somewhere out in the universe Charles Xavier is crying manly tears.
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7:56 pm
Not surprising to see the ignorant masses attacking Billings. I am thankful that he remained steadfast in the wake of such foul language. L.N. is awfully defensive for someone who isn’t an unemployed, drug-abusing pedophile.
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6:13 am
Thank you your religion does such a good job at it yourself that we all know what to do and not do.
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8:18 pm
OH and there’s that Christian Scientists that had me rolling on the ground for a bit.
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4:47 pm
Oh yeah… I see noone did write that.
If you claim that satan tricked man into discoverind DNA, then we should be thankfull to him. Why?
Because cops can catch criminals with DNA. So your whole blog is invalid.
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