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(chrisTwire)—Science and Caucasians have had a pretty good run as a team. Other than peanut byproducts and fireworks, white people pretty much are science. Now science is once again proving what we have known all along. Caucasian people are simply more attractive than those peoples.
18-year-old student Florence Colgate won the natural beauty contest because she had the perfect face with the “optimum ratio” between her eyes, mouth, forehead and chin, judges said.
Not surprisingly, she is blonde, has blue eyes, is thin, and has white skin.
The contest, sponsored by Lorraine Cosmetics, did not accept entrants who had undergone plastic surgery and judged contestants without makeup. Colgate was chosen as one of three finalists of nearly 8,000 entries, and then won the title in a public vote.
“My family and friends told me to enter because I don’t really wear a lot of makeup,” Colgate told “Good Morning America.” “Obviously my family has always said that ‘you’re beautiful,’ but that’s just because they’re biased slightly.”
“I’m quite a humble person,” she said. “I don’t really feel any different really.”
“It’s amazing that someone can work out your scientific measurements and decide whether you’re beautiful or not,” she said.
In other news…
Boston Maintains its Reputation for Most Racist City in the World
Last night in hockey, Washington Capitals player Joel Ward scored in sudden death overtime of Game seven and eliminated the Boston Bruins. This alone really isn’t news, but Ward is black. And in Boston, that is a problem.
Boston is widely accepted as the most Racist city in the world. Years After Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier in baseball and even though every other team had embraced blacks in baseball, Boston still held out. Boston was the last city of its size in America to integrate its public schools and to this day rich Bostonians are proud of their white private schools their children go to.
According to the Boston Globe: Racist Boston fans took to twitter last night in droves. Some Twitter users posted reactions that used vulgar terms and racist expressions in reference to Ward, who is black.
Several web sites, including Chirpstory and Black Sports Online, collected offensive tweets from around the country, and the reactions have been a talking point on sports radio and the blogosphere.
Ward told USA Today that the messages were “shocking to see, but it didn’t ruin my day.”
Added Ward to the paper: “It doesn’t faze me at all. We won, and we are moving on. … People are going to say what they want to say.”
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http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography
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Even though Joel Ward is a black hockey player and eliminated my beloved Bruins from the opportunity to repeat as Lord Stanley’s Champions, I forgive him.
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Skates have sharp blades, another reason to keep those away from the thug-gene pool.
I think August really has a cooling color pallet going with these articles. Fresh and springy.
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That is true, Sister Blanche. But remember that the black hockey players are far outnumbered by white players and the goal lights resemble red police roller lights. I believe these factors keep them in line.
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just a little point ( nothing to argument just to add ) there is around 1-3 black hockey player per teams (and not every teams has one)
But it’s not because hockey is Racist (there is more black player in basketball) just we rarely see it
there is barely any asian hockey player ( only on national team and femal national team thinking about it USA has one in female team a great attacker
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Beauty is in the eyes of the holder.
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It’s scientifically proven that people who have symmetrical facial features are considered to be more attractive by the population at large. There are always exceptions to the rule in the form of bizarre fetishes, of course. Would you be attracted to a cross-eyed horse face? Probably not. It’s science.
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Yet the women I see up there isn’t beautiful in my eyes.
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As I said, there are always outliers (fetishists). I would eagerly encourage the young woman in the above photo to bear my future children (and care for my current brood) in the name of the holy spirit.
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It’s not a fetish to like another race. I some white women beautiful, but also a lot of Asian.
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Yes, people who are more symmetrical are considered more beautiful. Now answer me this: who says that white people are the most symmetrical? Answer, August, and since he’s clearly racist and hates black people, that invalidates his point.
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What caucasian scientific invention did you vote as being the greatest, LN?
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Why are you afraid to answer my question?
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Q: “who says that white people are the most symmetrical?”
A: Lorraine Cosmetics® and a public vote.
I’ve humored you by answering a question that you could have gleaned by reading the article instead of briefly skimming it and firing off a hateful tirade. Now, what did you vote for?
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No, they said nothing about white people being the most beautiful, that was something that you bastards went and inferred from reading the results, all because you’re racist and you hate people of color.
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then why many “white men” prefer asian women ? in a recent studies it’s showed they prefer asian women over white women
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And yet you bash Science hmmmmmmmmm
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I agree Pebrocks…beauty is judged by someones opinion say for instance i generally think this woman is prettier…[img]Ayumi-Hamasaki-13-7TZA5R58C8[/img]
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So science is evil and wrong whenever it’s being used to prove something when it comes to history, but when it helps fuel your racial hatred towards non-white people, it’s infallible?
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Science also says that Evolution and the Big Bang (in theory) are the most likely reasons to our existence.
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As usual August Weisz has his finger firmly on today’s social and scientific pulse. This is an informative and unbiased piece of journalism which only confirms that our maker has planned things correctly.
It is unfortunate that L.N. read something that was not there. Maybe he is unhappy about his own ‘optimum ratio’ and this bitterness he spreads is a manifestation of his insecurities. Rest assured that the ChristWire team are here to support he and other unfortunates. There are a number of options available for ‘less than optimum’ people and we can certainly point anyone in the correct direction to facilitate both physical and spiritual makeovers.
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Who the hell are you? In all my time here I’ve never seen you. More fake people?
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I suppose that’s Frier Dick’s real, actual phot in his avatar, Pecocks? lol
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No that’s a painting. Still can’t spell/read fat man?
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Not fat, not fat at all. Hank Williams Jr., the fellow in my avatar photo, might be a tad portly, but I am not he. Just an admirer. That’s actually a photo of him right before he was jailed for singing a humorous parody song about Hussein Obama. Where’s the justice, Pecocks? Where???/??
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I’m not talking about your avatar. You are a person is fat. You love to call others fat so you must have a weight problem yourself.
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Doesn’t matter tubby, you’re still fat, even if you’re using an incredibly flamboyant picture of someone else. It’s the only way you can feel good about yourself, ‘Real Merican’, because you can’t stand the fact that you’re one hell of a fat bastard.
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I give in, you master “analrapists” sure nailed me! Hey Orobluus, will you explain that reference to these two goofballs over here please?
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LOL Real!
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Arrested Development. Don’t like the show that much.
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“Arrested Development. Don’t like the show that much.”
Quite possibly the least surprising thing you’ve ever said.
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My care meter is very low.
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You’re completely missing the fact that August is being a racist asshole again.
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The article is not racist, you need to start reading the articles before posting your ramblings.
How old are you L.N. ? do you even know how to read ?
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What’s confusing is you talk about the “optimum ratio” to determine beauty as if it only applys to white people. You can apply it to any race and any race could come out on top since the outcome would be different for each person.
Just because some white girl wins a beauty contest dosen’t automatically mean that Caucasian is the most beautiful race.
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the problem is we can’t calculate beauty since beauty is an opinional question (an opinion)
I studied that in Philosophy and there were no actual answer to the beauty
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I do agree with you. That’s where the saying “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” comes to play.
I think the “optimum ratio” is just nonsense
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I assure you I am not new here. I have been on sabbatical with other members of our order. Every 5 years we take a number of promising young men into the hidden cloisters of the True Demiurge for advanced training. Before I entered the most recent cloister I was assisting Bruce, Susan and Tyson in the difficult job of turning Claire and Shannon towards the path of salvation. As you are no doubt aware, the Devil has taken a peculiar interest in using them as his tools of spite. I re-emerged last week to find more abhorrent happenings and will attend Bonnaroo with other concerned individuals to treat any unfortunate festival patrons after they have been ravaged in the docking tents.
http://christwire.org/2012/04/coachella-2012-over-but-bonnaroo-continues-the-depravation-of-our-youth/
I am not sure what Pebble the Manga fan read but my posts are ALWAYS pure and mistake free.
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Hmm okay interesting. Who is Pebble?
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so you sexually abuse of young men inside cloister ?
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It is glaringly obvious that ‘Pebrocks’ is a composite of pebble and rocks. If I have offended you or presented some secret to the world then…
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Nah, I didn’t get this name from that. Good guess though. No, I made this screen name when I was younger. Kept it through the years. It’s my name + rocks. Or really the first letters of my name.
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I think the fact that Afro-saxons, Mexicans, and the Chinese desire white partners further illustrates the fact that Caucasians are the most beautiful.
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Why call them Afro-saxons yet call the rest by their proper names? Racist I see.
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or maybe it’s the opposite
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It couldn’t possibly be, minority males pursue white women, and minority women pursue white men.
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so the study are false ? that white men prefer asian women ( or black women ) over white women ?
Oh my you sure got banged by a black men are not you ?
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White people are not any more beautiful than any other race. You twisted the results of a beauty contest.
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And Science has proven there is no magic man up in the sky and all they had to do was look up. Saved us some money unlike this probably spent like 500 billion in taxes for this what a waste of money religion is.
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if we taxed churches and vatican a lot of countries would be debt free including USA
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Not like they can’t afford it I mean they MIGHT have to wait a bit longer on that mega church they keep building.
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[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YMOfwzoxo3g/TyJjyxl8NqI/AAAAAAAAAU4/gdtHhhLIskU/s1600/mega_church1.jpg[/img]
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You sure it’s not a multiplex or a cinema ?
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Nope that’s a church.
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fuck I will return to church if it’s a cinema thingy like that
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The results of this Scientific study have been obvious to me for decades, every time that I look in my mirror, the results are confirmed.
I am confused by the part about Boston being a racist city though. When we were there before the football game in Foxboro, they all seemed very polite and kind. I guess that I don’t really remember seeing any blacks though. I might need to go back and research this on one of my bus missions.
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Bruce, why do you hate Jesus?
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I love Jesus with all my heart! Stop spreading lies about me!
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Then why do you lie and sin all the time? Clearly a good Christian who loves Jesus would avoid sinning as much as he possibly could, you’ve called yourself perfect several times now which is a sin.
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L.N. you actually believe that this comment is smart or even rational ?
Please explain to me HOW do you know what happens in Brother Bruce’s mind ?
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Do I sense a hint of vanity in your comment?
Oh wait, yea it’s there…a lot more than a hint of it…More like your vanity jumped out of your comment and slapped me in the face.
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Somebody should slap some sense into you.
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so bruce danus ihas sense of vanity and he is a racist as well and do “fake bus mission” where he wanted to Kill an arab and a Black guy in hoodie ?
Oh my is it all christian do being a Bunch of racist and no bruce don,t come saying : I’M NOT RACIST” you are you showed more proof than needed
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Yes Milli, I am not a racist, thank you for finally agreeing with me. Also, I never “wanted” to kill anybody, I was just protecting myself and God’s Country from those types. I assure you that my bus missions are also very real.
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Millennium isn’t saying that you aren’t racist, he’s saying you are but you’re so stupid that you don’t think you are. And, yeah, you fantasized about shooting a black guy at point blank because you’re a sick bastard like that.
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If I need a slap of sense you’d need someone to punch some sense into you…Or better yet, someone to beat the pretentiousness out of you
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Maybe someone should beat the retard out of you instead ?
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Oh, a clever little bastard aren’t you?
You’re the one who can’t seem to ever make sense in any comment I’ve ever read of yours
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Because my comments are too complex for your little mind.
(BTW, i don’t think that beating the retard out of you is even possible, i believe that it would just make you even dumber)
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Complex? A dead gerbil has better logic and reasoning skills than you. No matter how many times you claim to be an intellectual it just ends with you looking stupid.
I’m not the one who got Beat with the bible enough to cause horrific brain damage.
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Now you are just being silly, Ouroboros. Gerbils have no logic or reasoning skills, especially not dead ones. “Laughing Out Loud”. How stupid are you?
I’d like to submit Ouroboros last comment to the “Christies” (The award show we have for this site), as the dumbest comment submitted this year.
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are you so stupid that you missed the point of comparing his logic to a dead gerbil?
Let me break this down to help you:
Yes, a dead gerbil has no logic.
I said CI has less logic than a dead gerbil.
Use your mind and try and figure it out.
Ding! Times up. Here’s the answer:
CI has no logic, in fact his logic is so backwards that if logic was scaled from 1- 10, CI’s logic would be somewhere in the negatives.
Get it now?
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No, and why do you not want to win an award? Everybody likes awards. You will really enjoy it, because it is shiny.
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Just because you are too stupid to understand my comment dosen’t make the comment stupid, it just shows how much of an idiot you are.
And no I don’t want a Christwire award. An award given for supposedly doing something stupid isn’t really an award at all, it’s just mockery
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Haha Ourovulous! Genius!
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I’m guessing merely by the winking face you used that you still think I’m just playing a character?
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No, Real Merican thinks that you’re just making a joke. Him and his fellow cult members are too stupid to realize just how dumb they really are.
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Hey Real Merican, why don’t you check out our little conversation we were having in the Selena Gomez article…You really need to read it
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I expect that He Beats the Retard every night
That’s what he Calls His Dick and he Beats it Several times every night while Staring at his own Photo for inspiration.
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That girl is OK looking, but she’s nowhere near as pretty as Kerry Washington.
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First time christwire agrees with science it’s racist science.
bye the way she has two obvious mutations the blue eyes and the blonde hair.
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Quite the mutation. A groovy mutation.
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“It’s amazing that someone can work out your scientific measurements and decide whether you’re beautiful or not”
Agreed, it is amazing, and not even completely untrue.
Subjective preferences always com into play, but objectively, numbers rarely lie.
That said, i prefer the latina-type, slightly(naturally, no solarium) tanned, dark hair and brown eyes.
Each his own, right.
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So let me get this straight:
white women wins a beauty contest = whites are superior race.
That makes perfect sense
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What is the point in posting this article?
Every single one of us is beautiful, caucasian or not.
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All, are we counting the Jewish race as caucasian, even if they have tendencies of other races?
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I suppose minorities have their own beauty. But mostly on the inside.
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Ehh no. Beauty has nothing to do with race. The article is bullshit like always.
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Each his or her own Mam.
Until everyone sits on his or her hill or we all sit on the same hill.
(Until everyone has a different opinion or we all have the same…opinion is what separates humans the most and can unite them the most..)
Neither will be good, because both are extremes.
Whatever happened to the middle path.
Unrelated to that, can there really only be peace and evolution through war?
I mean it, that is unrelated, but a valid question to which i honestly expect no answer nonetheless.
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There is no evidence that supports that Caucasians are the “most beautiful of all.” You are basing your statement off of the opinion of the general public, not science. Something that is “beautiful” cannot be measured by science for it is an opinion and in no way can be considered fact. I personally find Sakito from the band Nightmare to be very cute, yet my friends may say that Ni-ya very cute. I personally like them both, but it is an opinion none the less. Science can not prove someone to be beautiful in any way, just as my biology teacher’s “smart pill” experiment will prove nothing. There are too many things to factor in. What a child considers smart is anyone superior to their knowledge, just as an adult does. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and don’t give me some crap about people with symmetrical faces because that is, again, an opinion.
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