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The new Selena Gomez ad proves what we’ve all known for two decades now: the devilmistress has the same scent pheremones as the artist formerly known as Prince. The Mexican singer is wet and posing, arching her back at such angles that it makes morally weak men stamp their feet and get all excited, screeching and scooting all around as their eyes roll into the back of their head like that autistic boy John Mayer.
But what we have here is just so horrible. Selena Gomez tries to call herself a family woman and loyal to Justin Bieber, yet we see she gussies herself all up in royal purple and soaks her camasol in super wet water. This type of thing stabs Justin Bieber in the back. His woman is showing off her body to everyone else.
Disney stars used to be wholesome and moral. Now, we see that the fish tank and arched back to make the milk sacks promiment look is common for all the Disney stars.
If you look at the bottle, you will notice it also has ‘lips’ and it’s of the Sally Jessy variety! Not the face! Selena Gomez stated, “I wanted it to be tall so it stands out.” Flussy!
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If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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She sure is wet. Very wet. I have a feeling she is not being bathed in the loving golden showers of our Savior Christ. Something else is making her wet. Some kind of evil this way comes.
What more could you expect from the spawn of Disney, the Grand Master Himself? He wears many disguises. I hear he has mouse fingers. Only 4 toes. Fantasia. It is an evil gelatin based fruit salad. Satan loves it.
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it’s called “promoting”
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This article said that she stabs Justin bieber there is no STABING you lied
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Is this sight serious or a parody of religious idiocy?
cuz either way it’s hilarious! “marinated in fragrance sin” LOL. “milk sack prominent” is just too damn funny. If this site is a parody of the religious right you’re geniuses. If it’s serious you may very well be the biggest idiots on the net, and that’s saying a lot.
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It’s a parody
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“super wet water”
As opposed to, what, super dry water, or somewhat wet water?
And why is it you claim that she stabbed him in the back in the title, and yet you don’t make any reference to a stabbing, at ALL, in your ‘article’?
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What a great article. You really tied it all together.
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psh wtf does that picture prove? xD
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