WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE MEDIA CONTAINS SELENA GOMEZ TRYING TO ENTICE MEN INTO SIN. PLEASE IMMEDIATELY DEMAND ALL WOMEN/CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING THIS IMAGE MEDIA.
Selena Gomez is the 19-year-old girlfriend of Justin Bieber. If it’s not bad enough we caught her trying to entice beachgoers with her double horchata milkshakes last week, this week she kicked it up a notch and invited everyone on Instagram to have a nice stare at her bikini butt roast carne asadas.
Carne asada is the Mexican word for backside sin docking. Mexicans usually love to do this type of sin outside, probably so the smells of spent chile burritos and sulfur waste don’t stink up the little adobe abuelos they live in. And with that said, I’ve stalled long enough here to create enough space between the warning and the image media all you men came here to see, so you can warn your church about the dangers of this Selena Gomez.
Please mare sure to pray before viewing this image, so you don’t get tricked into sin.