Susan B, Xenu, Beloved Christian Author Dead at 81

Chuck D. Finley
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April 1, 2012 1:31 am518 comments

Susan B, Xenu, Beloved Christian Author Dead at 81
-Chuck D. Finley

Atlanta – It is a sad day here in the Atlanta Christwire office, as well as the other offices around the country. It is also a sad day for all of Christiandom, the internet and society as a whole. Susan B. Xenu is dead, and has left this world to finally be called back home to Jesus.

For the last year she has been an Author here at christwire, but she has been much more than that to us. To me personally she has not only been a friend but a mentor. I have been a minister in the greater Atlanta area for decades but it wasn’t until recently that she encouraged me to not only join Christwire but to become an author.
I have had great pride in my few articles over the last six months but I am greatly saddened to be writting this obituary for such a dear lady.

Susan was born June 9th 1930 to Festus and Elsie Xenu who were cotton farmers just west of Atlanta, Ga. She was named for her famous maternal aunt Susan B. Anthony. In 1949 she married the love of her life, Henry Polotcksinsky. Henry was such a kind man that he allowed the proud southern lady to retain her proud last name instead of taking his Pollock name. In just a year they had their first daughter and a year after that a son. In all they had 5 children.

In the 1980′s Henry passed away and Susan was left to look for something else to fill her time. She found being a christian author was very rewarding for her and wrote several books on christianity and moral life styles as well as writting for several christian magazines. Her most popular book was “Susan’s Guide to Moral Living”.

Susan is survived by her children, William Raymond, Elsie Mae, Richard Head, Fostina and Ceanae Ann. She also had 15 grand children, and 39 Great Grand children. Her grand son Jimmy who has so lovingly looked after her for the last year wil be looking after the Susan B. Xenu estate. Great grand child, Susie will be taking up writing duties.

Susan will be remembered by many for her work on christwire as well as her work as an African missionary. She was a very creative and supportive lady and we will all miss her dearly. In the comments please share your favorite memories of Susan.

Susan B Xenu

 

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518 Comments

  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    A legend in her field!

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    • If “legend” means, stupid, idiotic, moronic, Christian bitch, I would certainly agree with you. Otherwise, you’re wrong.

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    • Stuart Piedmont Keyes Stuart Piedmont Keyes

      Julian… Please don’t let this skinny, cross-dressing, emo teen, Harley Farey, be any bother at all. He’s a sickly, pasty kid from over the pond who wishes he was Andy Beersack. It’s really very, very pathetic. It’s best we just feel sorry for him.

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  • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

    Some of my best memories of her are all of her articles that have tons of incorrect information and poor journalism work. All the times making up something about someone. All the times she insults someone based on something she made up. Ah good time.

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    • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

      This is not the time for your little emo jokes and snide remarks. A woman is dead and we are all in morning.

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      • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

        I’m not joking sir, those were my best memories of her.

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        • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

          Chuck, it’s “mourning” The morning you used was to describe early daytime.

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          • SISTER SUSAN NEVER MADE MISTAKES YOU NASTY LITTLE FREAK HIPPIE SO PLEASE SHOW RESPECT ON THIS DAY OF TRAGEDY!

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Stevie…Her daddy made the mistake, he should have worn a Trojan raincoat!!

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          • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

            Amen. The lack of respect with these kids is overpowering.

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          • Billings, ‘she’ made PLENTY of mistakes, though nearly nowhere as much as you.

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Chucky….Respect should be earned, never given!!

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Stephen, just because Susan never made mistakes doesn’t mean you CAN make mistakes you pimple on the ass of society.

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          • Billing … shut up asshole

            seriously you sound like a juvenile kids

            and by the way she is not a Good christian loving or whatsover

            after all she wanted to invade canada Australia as well even condone nuking countries that did nothing to her or your countries in anyway

            before spewing nonsense Billings you should search your Info if she goes to “heaven” its will surely be not The same as MY heaven

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      • Why you do it all the time if someone not like you dies and yet when they do you QQ about the same thing you do so grow a par and if you can’t take what you dish out shut the hell up.

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    • I concur, She was a fucking terrible, let me repeat, terrible “Author”, if you could even call her that.

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  • I am in tears right now. This is just too much to handle. Mother Susan, may angels lead you in. I cannot even find words right now.

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    • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

      “I cannot even find words right now.”
      You just said 20 words before this sentence.

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      • Normally I can tolerate your ignorance, but not today. Just back off and let me grieve. This is a tragic loss and the only comfort is knowing she’s in heaven now.

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    • Angels ain’t leading her anywhere. Give up, she will rest in a coffin in the ground. Why mourn for someone so unimportant?

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  • This is utterly tragic and deeply upsetting. I was just chatting with dear old Sister Susan the other day on Christwire. She was a lovely human being with an all-American spirit. I know the kids like Claire got made at her, but in the end they’ll miss that beautiful lady, the adopted grandmother to us all!

    Godspeed my friend in faith! May Jesus gave you the most scrumptious hug when you cross the Pearly Gates! I will miss you deeply and profoundly, earnestly and endlessly.

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    • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

      I will miss her terrible incorrect articles.

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    • Harley Farley Harley Farley

      Why is it so tragic……Don’t you believe in fictional heaven?? You should be rejoicing , wont she be living in a mansion in the sky and walking on streets of gold??

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

        Harley, I kow we have our differences, like you swear and yell at us, and I promote Jesus and redemption, but this is not the time nor place for your antics because a beautiful Christian lady is dead. SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR ONCE!!!

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        • Harley Farley Harley Farley

          Christian lady, I think not…More like a lying bitter CUNT!!

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Show some respect for the dead, Harley!!!

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          • Hairy Fariy loves bitter cunt, like his mother’s!!! He loves to slurp his mommie’s juice off the toilet seats!!!!!

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Hairy Fairy….Don’t be so hard on yourself, your an OK FAG!!

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          • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

            No fag is ok in the eyes of the lord. And you harley are a disgusting human being. When your grand mother dies I will see to it that the christwire folk make the day a worse one for you.

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Chuckie…Your too late, both my Grannies are long gone and if they were alive and then passed away, I would have better things to do than fuck with you butt pirates!! Oh, oh, but wait, aren’t you christian sheep suppose to turn the other cheek in your church of hypocrisy??

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          • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

            yo probably want us to turn the butt cheek so you can sodomy s you freak. You are disgusting. Go away.

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          • Hairy Fairy

            Harley I can’t believe you would treat me this way after all we’ve been thru together, lover. Remember how you called me “lumberjack” the first time I entered you from behind???
            You said, “Oh fuck, now I know what that wood feels like when you split it with an axe! No, no, no, don’t stop, Lumberjack!”
            I think that’s why only a fist will satisfy you now. Harley Farey you’re a cum-suckling whore!

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Hairy Fairy….I think you have mistaken me for Stevie or Bruised Anus, Next time you stick your dick in a man’s shit pipe, turn on the lights!! By the way, the hext time you visit the gay spa, don’t bite the dick that feeds you through the glory hole!!

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          • Hairy Fairy

            Denial! Harey Farey, in complete denial now. You miss the big one in your bum, don’t you???
            I bet if you ask your mommy nice, she’ll go elbows deep in your can. God knows it would be easy enough.

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Hairy Fairy….You are getting desperate now…Give up you little weasel….You can not match wits with the master, just go lick your wounds and your husbands cock!!

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        • I can’t figure Hayley out. Is that a girl or a boy? A teen or an adult? I suspect a teen girl with all that colorful logo she uses, but sometimes she’s so crude it sounds like a trucker. And why does she get so afraid to tell us about herself? A/S/L as the guys on AOL chat always ask me. Come on now, Hayley!

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          • ^Pretending to be a 15 year old girl again, Billings?

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        • Bruce Myron Danus, you look like on of those poor kids who were raped by a priest when they were young.. :( Your last name ends with “anus” you must be a complete faggot/fairy.

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    • Albert Toppers Albert Toppers

      “Our Adopted Grandmother.”
      “Deeply, Profoundly, Earnestly, Endlessly.”

      All fitting for this precious woman’s tombstone.

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      • Harley Farley Harley Farley

        More like the Wicked Witch of HYPOCRISY!! The world is now a better place with one lees bullshit artist!!

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      • it’s so true Albert! She was the old friend who cooked us chicken soup for the soul when we were down. I hope all those Goth girl hippies take a moment to remember how much she loved them. Deeply, profoundly despite all the damage they have done to society and purity.

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  • Militant Negro Militant Negro

    Aww man, the old white lady died? I liked her. She was gangsta, driving around with guns in the car. I told her she was having a stroke!

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    • She would have made some delightfully old timey racist reply to you, MN… I am really missing that right now… Actually I’m really NEEDING it!

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      • Harley Farley Harley Farley

        Stevie…What do you need…Maybe big black cock up your colon??

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        • Militant Negro Militant Negro

          Hey fag face. that old white lady died and all these damned crackers is sad. Hell I’m even sad. Shut your damned mouth hole before some body sticks something in it. Even I’m not picking on them. Have some damned respect cracker.

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      • Militant Negro Militant Negro

        True dat Billings. She’d be like “Negro please, I keep my guns to shoot people like you when you’re wearing hoodies”. Thats how grandma rolled. I’ll miss that.

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      • What, the racist comments? Too chicken to say them yourself?

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        • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

          there you go WANTING people to post racist comments, you are sickening and not welcome here.

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    • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

      I still don’t care for you, Negro, but this is a sad day and I appreciate you caring for Susan.

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      • Militant Negro Militant Negro

        Like that old dead cracker lady would say Shut your sodomy hole Bruce. I’m stealing CelestrialDeth From you and we will make a sex tape and when I put it on the internet will send it to you in a link in email.

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        • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

          I always knew that the blacks liked fat, White girls. Thanks for verifying it.

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          • Bruce, stop hating black people.

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          • Militant Negro Militant Negro

            To bad you cant get to see her big fat ass. She can really fill out some jeans. I’ll take a pic for you white boy.

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          • Militant Negro Militant Negro

            Here ya go Bruce
            ass.jpg

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          • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

            LN you are the one that hates black people and always posting racist language. Its always nigger this and nigger than with you. None of us want to read you post such racist language.

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          • Militant Negro Militant Negro

            For real? Ln is being racist and using that racial slur? Even you guys dont do that. What the hell is wrong with you cracker ass redneck LN? You like messing with black people? You cross burning bastard.

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      • Man, Bruce, you are a fucking FAGGOT go away please.

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  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    All this Emosexual slander is just too much!

    Have you no human decency!!

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    • Harley Farley Harley Farley

      About as much as you!!

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      • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

        I have considerably more human decency than yourself, Harley. That is just an empirical fact at this point.

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        • Harley Farley Harley Farley

          Decency??? You sir are liar, hypocrite and a fraud and the minister of bullshit, lies and propaganda for this satirical website!!

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        • Harley Farley Harley Farley

          Hypocrisy….Printing numerous antigay articles while running revenue producing ads for gay marriage and probable writing them with a cock in you ass!! Please, oh please fictional Jesus, will you make Brother Julie the next resident of fictional heaven……AMEN!!

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          • Harely you shouldn’t write with a cock in your mouth & ass!!!! You’re misspelling words & it makes you look like the fuckwad that sucks his mother’s cunt juices off his dad’s cock!!! Bababooey!!!!

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            I pissed in the shower in remembrance of the wicked witch of christwire!!

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Hairy Fairy…Check your spelling(Harley, not Harely/Baba Booey,not Bababooey) ….And a big BABA BOOEY to you, my fine FAG, shit pipe licker!!

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          • Hairy Fairy

            Spoken like a true champion Harey Farely… Remember that time at the the truck stop when you refused to leave & the cops came to remove you??? That one big Mexican trucker was still slapping you on the face with his cock when the po-po came & then he did!!! You had to sit in the cop car whilst all that Mexican chalupa sauce dried in your hair & on your face!!! That was classic!

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Hairy Fairy….You shouldn’t let your mommy and daddy work as a blow job tag team at the truck stop for only $10 a pop and they are suppose to charge, not pay!! I let your fat mommy suck my cock while your little fag daddy chocked his chicken and shot his load on that cottage cheese ass of hers and your old man gave me a $25 tip!! It’s very obvious that you never had a real chance in life, coming from such moronic gene pool…..I’m extremely sorry for you and now I feel real remorse for picking on you!! Please accept my apology and I sincerely hope you meet a nice LIFE PARTNER on that gay dating site.

            Best Wishes,
            Harley Farley

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            You really are a disgusting creature, Harley.

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Thank you Julie…I will consider the source and take it as a compliment!!

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          • Hairy Fairy

            Harely Fairy… Now all your doing is re-writing what I said. You should just copy & paste quote like these other kids do.
            Oh & you still have a little dried chalupa sauce in your hair.

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  • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

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    • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

      why are you people condemn clicking this? What is wrong with you people? A woman is dead and you are being petty emosexuals.

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  • I am terribly sorry to hear of Susan’s passing. I only knew her briefly, but I will miss her terribly.

    And so soon after losing Brother Bane. My condolences to all the Christwire fellowship.

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  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    I think I will remember her most fondly for standing up to the Emosexuals .. Good memories.

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  • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

    Finally that huge bitch is dead. I am deeply pleased with the fact that she is now rotting in the ground somewhere.

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    • Harley Farley Harley Farley

      AMEN!!

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      • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

        That’s what, like, 2 down now?

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        • Harley Farley Harley Farley

          She rode her broomstick off into the sunset!!

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          • That broomstick must have been in your ass Hairy Fairy!!! I bet you licked it clean for her before she left!!!

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          • Listen, I just hope you guys set this sarcasm aside. This is not showtime at the Abraham Foxman Revue, okay?

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Hairy Fairy..Please quit talking so badly of yourself….Being a queer man lover with a broomstick fetish isn’t the end of the world…I will pray that you don’t get any splinters in your ass when you remove it and you should consider using sand paper to minimize the splinter risk….Have a nice ride and a great anal orgasm!!

            Sincerely,
            Harley Farley

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          • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

            Condemnation clicks for all of you foul mouthed sexual deviants!!!

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          • Hairy Fairy

            Too late for that comment lover boy… But thanks for cleaning the broomstick for me. Now go get some listerine… Your next rough trick is ready for 2 cups one Harley Farey.

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Hairy Fairy…..Since you are a wood worker (Get the pun), you should know to sand that broomstick before you insert it in your colon!! Show some consideration for the girlie men at the gay spa…They should not have to get left over splinters in their little peckers when they mash your dinner!!

            Best wishes and I hope I have saved at least one shit packer from excruciating pain!!)

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          • Hairy Fairy

            And you, Mr. Harely Farey, would certainly be the one to be aware of the excruciating pain caused by my mass of wood penetrating your once tight bunghole. Don’t be so angry with me…. Do you miss your lumberjack? Do you want daddy to split your wood again? Dump the mexican trucker & we can talk.

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Hairy Fairy…You can’t match wits with the MASTER….Your fat mommy is calling, it’s time for her enema…You turd burglar, butt pirate, whore lipped, rump ranger, canine raping, goat fucking, truck stop lot lizard…. It’s great to see a pecker pleaser follow his mommy and daddy into the family business!!

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    • You should be ashamed of yourself, Herbert. Take a moment to think about what you’ve done and then email the Christwire admins and ask them to take your comment down.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    While all you horrible people call Susan a hypocrite, a racist, a horrible human, It makes you Liberals seem heartless.
    We just lost an Amazing Lady, and you just keep complaining about her past works. You never appreciated her work in Africa, you just worried about being called an Emosexual. I hope you fixed your Emosexual life now, because Africans will be black no matter what.

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    • Harley Farley Harley Farley

      Bruised Anus…If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it is a fucking duck….Not an AMAZING lady who had NEVER been to Africa!!

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

        Harley, I don’t care to hear about your fantasies of sex with a duck right now. Can we please just mourn Susan without you trying to direct a bestiality porn film! I’m tired of you promoting bestiality on this family site, but I’m more angered by it right now because a great woman has died, and you don’t seem to care! God bless you Susan, make a nice hot cocoa from me when I get to Heaven with you (you always made the best).

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        • Harley Farley Harley Farley

          Bruised Anus….Shouldn’t a fine christian man, or one that professes to be, have his sore, cock loving ass in church at 11:00 AM on a Sunday morning….. instead of spouting bullshit on a propaganda page??

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            It is 8 A.M. on my side of God’s America, and my Church service doesn’t start until 10 A.M. Good thought though, maybe you should be in Church, maybe they can baptize the filth out of your mouth.

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Stevie…Get your ass to church…It’s 11:15 on Sunday morning, or does your sore, cock loving shit pipe hurt too much to sit on a wooden pew??

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          • I have already been to service and will go again to my prayer circle this evening. What about you? Are you a pagan or something? Please tell me all your nasty sarcasm and hucksterism isn’t from some genetic dispositon you have inherited from your mother, if you catch my drift.

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Stevie…The answer to your questions are yes, I’m a pagan and no….just blessed, thru evolution, with enough common sense not to run with a fucking herd of blind, turd burglar, sheep!!

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      • Harley Farley Harley Farley

        Bruised Anus…I just washed my hair and dunking it would give me a frizzy head. Get your ass to church, blow the preacher, worship your Invisible Space Daddy and then come back here and spout your lies, bullshit and christian hatred. Me, I will continue to live in the real world of reason, sanity and rational thinking…instead of childish fairy tales, and living in the closet with a sore shit pipe, like the good brothers at christwire!!

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        • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

          “real world of reason”

          No one wants to live in any perverted world that you have made up.

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Chuckie….Now you are telling me I’m a God and that I created a world….Well, it’s as believable as all that other religious horseshit!! You will now need to get on your knees, without a cock in your mouth, and pray to the almighty Harley God, before I start throwing lightning bolts at your homo ass!!

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    • “While all you horrible people call Susan a hypocrite, a racist, a horrible human, It makes you Liberals seem heartless.
      We just lost an Amazing Lady, and you just keep complaining about her past works. ”

      ‘Her’ past works were horrible acts and atrocities, favoring racism and war and lies. You’re calling someone who was a terrible person an ‘amazing’ one.

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

        Law, Let me grieve! This is exactly what Claire did to me when my Mother died, and she still makes jokes about my mother. I thought you actually were a nice person deep down and would let me cry and honor Susan in a respectful way. I can’t go to Atlanta for the funeral, unfortunately, because I’m still in the middle of opening my new club in California and if I leave, all heck will break loose.

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        • Bruce, you really need to get away from the Legos, you think you have a life built around them, going so far as to even paint them black and give them stereotypical black names. Hell, you even said you painted one of them only half way, all in some desperate attempt to not be called racist when the truth is you hate black people so much, you show more respect towards animals in describing them the way you’re supposed to call black people.

          Admit it, you’re a hateful and delusional bastard.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            How dare you turn this memorial into a racist rant!!! If Susan was still here, I know she would give you the verbal spanking that you deserve snd obviously crave since you keep coming back to a site you are not welcome on.

            I asked you politely to let me grieve, but you don’t seem to understand polite words, so I will do something I will repent for later…

            SHUT THE FUDGE UP AND LET ME GRIEVE, LAW!!!

            I’m sorry that I use the word “fudge” without having any to share, but L.N. is being a bastard again.

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          • Robert couldn’t do anything except bitch and moan, and why should I care that the bastard’s dead? True or not, Robert is a worthless scumbag. The same goes for all of you, really.

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    • Amazing lady my ass. She is one of the worlds most fake Christians out there with her followers thing 1 and thing 2 you’re all pawns till she throws you out in the dust.

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  • Albert Toppers Albert Toppers

    I can’t stop crying! There are not enough masses scheduled today to console me. Why did Sister Susan have to leave us? She was an amazing woman with a beautiful heart.

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    • Harley Farley Harley Farley

      Blow your nose, crybaby!!

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      • Albert Toppers Albert Toppers

        Let me guess. You’ll be picketing the funeral, while holding signs containing your inane, vile nonsense. Please just let us grieve.

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        • Harley Farley Harley Farley

          I wouldn’t give her the recognition of going to her funeral and spouting vile bullshit and hate like spewed out of her evil pen!!

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          • That would require Harley getting out of bed and maybe even taking a shower, Albert, and this young person has no interest in interrupting his weekend masturbation festival.

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Stevie….I have a little lady to suck my cock but I’m certainly not opposed to stroking my cock when she isn’t around….Want to watch, don’t you??

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          • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

            I am almost certain now that Harley farley is Andy Beersack.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Chuck, considering Andy BIERsack (Not beersack you ignoramus) is a famous musician, he is way to busy to go online and search for who’s making fun of him.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            An intriguing notion, there may be something to it.

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  • She was the best friend and the best CHRISTIAN and old fellow like me could ever have.

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  • TheAgnosticOne TheAgnosticOne

    i am deeply sorry that she is dead. my condolences to her family and friends.

    ps. may she rest in pieces

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  • So where are the tributes from LN and CLAire? It’s so predictable that those lousy idiots would hide away when we have such a day of sharing to accomplish. Honestly, we should all be getting together in remeberance and love and putting our differences aside share our fondest memories of Susan. i pray her son is doing okay on this day and maybe if we had folks like Claire saying her peace we could feel much better. It’s rather pathetic to think folks like LN never really got a chance to hug and love Sister Susan, to admit their bond of shared humaity. I feel like you always forget and dismiss old people until theyre dead. Only then do you realize how much you’re missing out. Maybe oh maybe, Claire and LN are greiwing in private their shame and terror and pain is just too great. Well my young friends, you always have my shoulder to cry on so come close.

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    • TheAgnosticOne TheAgnosticOne

      how do you know what their doing. maybe your stalking them?

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      • Well, he WAS asking for topless pictures of me for the longest time, and he’s always talkin’ shit about me behind my back to Claire, so I wouldn’t put anything past the coward.

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    • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

      Susan had told me and written here that she had reached out unsuccessfully to Claire. i bet she wished that she had done so now.

      Perhaps now we can grand Susan’s wish and put a permanent ban on LNs racist and sexist comments.

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      • And yet you all will still come up with names to hate black people and say how women are worthless, and yet whenever I say a word or follow your stupid bible, I’m instantly the bad guy.

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        • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

          yo ARE a bad guy. If you are not a christian or member of our chuch why are you even here? Just to be rude that is why. You are a horrible person and disgusting.

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    • “So where are the tributes from LN and CLAire? It’s so predictable that those lousy idiots would hide away when we have such a day of sharing to accomplish.”

      Because you’re just ever so curious and stupid, I happened to be asleep until a couple hours ago when I had other business to attend to, so bitching about how people aren’t talking about something when it’s still so early in the day really doesn’t work. By the way, if you want to talk about late, you’re the one who waited a month or so later to put up a ‘review’ of a show you never watched.

      “Honestly, we should all be getting together in remeberance and love and putting our differences aside share our fondest memories of Susan.”

      I liked the one where Robert kept talkin’ shit about stuff he didn’t know about and made himself look like just as much of a jackass as the rest of you.

      “It’s rather pathetic to think folks like LN never really got a chance to hug and love Sister Susan, to admit their bond of shared humaity.”

      If this is true, I’ll all the better for it. I don’t think that just because someone’s dead means that they’re instantly innocent of the crimes they committed, and Robert was still a terrible person the entire time.

      “Maybe oh maybe, Claire and LN are greiwing in private their shame and terror and pain is just too great.”

      Actually, if this is true (April Fools and all, you sons-of-bitches are more than happy to capitalize on the death of an innocent youth so doing something like this isn’t out of your range), this is some of the best news I’ve heard in awhile. I think I might go and party out tonight.

      “Well my young friends, you always have my shoulder to cry on so come close.”

      Yeah, you keep denying being a pedophile, and yet you say so much that just makes you look much creepier.

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      • YOU WERE ASLEEP ALL DAY!!!

        No wonder you can’t get a joke, mister. You have to wake up during the daylight and apply yourself. Print out those resumes, send them to companies or hit the haven’t and present yourself clean cut and showered. You’ll stay on welfare forever if you keep acting like this. How do you even afford all that reefer? it’s expensive, isn’t it? I hope you’re not selling your body to earn cash. That would be tragic (and unfeasible).

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        • Apparently you don’t read, considering it was still in the AM when I woke up Sunday. Not only that, you thought it was all true and serious, why are you now trying to play it out like you knew it was a joke?

          By the way, how’s your drunken whore of a mother? Last I heard, she tried to turn a gun on you when you pulled your gay porn out in front of her.

          Isn’t ad hominem just FUN?

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  • Reverend Billybob Cletus Reverend Billybob Cletus

    The world has lost a great Christian scholar. This is doubly saddening coming so soon after Brother Jonathan’s passing last week. A tragic week for all Christians.

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    • TheAgnosticOne TheAgnosticOne

      oh, look its Bullyboy Clitoris. its to a tragic week for christians. It is a tragic week for christians whenever a great discovery is made such as “the earth is round” and “the sun revolves around the earth” and “the earth is 6.46 billion years old”.

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  • I’m really sad that Susan died. I hope she goes up to Heaven. :)

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  • Militant Negro Militant Negro

    talking about CelestrialDeths fat ass just reminded me of my favorite article from Susan.

    http://christwire.org/2011/07/blacks-mexicans-10-reasons-they-love-fat-ugly-white-women/

    She is in the mind of the black man fo sho

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  • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen

    Sleep well, m’lady.

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  • May you go with Smith and Wesson Mam, and you shan´t have to be afraid of a fucking thing.

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  • BURN IN HELL SUSAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

    What a horrible tragedy for the saved world. Susan had nothing but love in that grand old heart of hers. She will be missed.

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  • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

    Susan is dead and christwire will never be the same. And by same, I mean worse! Haha good bye SusAn (capitalized those letters since they are the same and in the same place as SatAN) you huge bitch! You were a homophobic close-minded, narrow-minded bitch and your life ending will mark a great moment in history now that an awful human being like you is gone.

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    • Herbert, you had agreed to stop using misogynist insults. I had had some respect for you for doing that.

      Are you going back on your word and reverting to misogyny as well as dancing on an old woman’s grave?

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      • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

        Um, no. I’m not going back on that and I never said I was going to stop being misogynistic. I merely apologized for that one instance. I am only misogynistic to those who deserve it, like that stupid bitch Susan. Or should I say dumb basterd Robert?

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  • Stuart Piedmont Keyes Stuart Piedmont Keyes

    I just returned from an amazing hunting trip to learn of this. But now some things make sense to me. I made a shot or two I thought probably impossible… Now, I know what I suspected was true. Glorious Sister Susan was guiding my shots straight & true. She was quite the marksman, after-all.
    Susan, I thank you for reaching out to me & bringing me into the fellowship… I thank you for your encouragement in regard to making things right with my wife… I thank you for everything. I am in your debt.
    I am saddened at your departure, but joyous that you’re in His arms.
    Bless you my Sister & may God bless your good, Godly grace, as you so deserve.

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    • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

      Oh yeah, some dead old bitch died and she had nothing better to do in “heaven” (quoted since heaven isn’t real) than to help you shoot a near impossible shot?

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      • Stuart Piedmont Keyes Stuart Piedmont Keyes

        Please rephrase that in English.

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        • He said Susan apparently had nothin better to do in “heaven” besides helping your accuracy…

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Stuart, that was in English you dumb old hick.

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  • Erich Sean Real Merican

    She was taken from us far too young, but God works in ways that we cannot possibly comprehend. The next time I’m dressing-down an Emo at my local Hot Topic®, I will do so in Susan’s name! We all know how she hated those annoying scamps! Praise!

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    • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

      So 81 is to young, but children under 10 is A-Ok?

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      • Erich Sean Real Merican

        Herv, could you please explain your cryptic phrase a little bit? I don’t understand what the heck you’re talking about!

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        • Herbert has gone incoherent in a rage of hatred and misogyny.

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          • I believe Herbert is realizing how much bull this site really is. I mean come on? “SAVE YOUR SOUL BY BUYING A CHRISTWIRE HANDBOOK!” Seriously… A handbook will save someones soul? We only live once you know how is saving a soul relevant to this site’s bologna? and how can a handbook really save someones soul? It’s a freaking book. I’m telling you, people get more and more stupid everyday. This site is a fake Tumblr. it’s all fake.

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      • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

        How stupid are you people?
        Exbrony, how have I gone “incoherent in a rage of hatred and misogyny”? I don’t seem to be using all caps and a bunch of exclamation marks in my scentences.

        Real Merican: How stupid are you not to understand this. You said 81 year olds dying is too young, even though the average American life expectancy is 77.5. There are 10 year olds that die from diseases everyday through-ought the world, but I don’t see you complaining about them dying.

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        • Erich Sean Real Merican

          Hervert, how could I possibly glean what you meant about the average American life expectancy at any point during your poorly spelled rant? The world doesn’t revolve around you, junior. Stop living inside your head for once in your life. Empathy: Get some.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            How was my “rant” poorly spelled? Sure, I forgot to add the word dying in that sentence but that doesn’t mean it’s poorly spelled. It would be poorly spelled if I said it as something like
            ” So 81 yur lds twooo yung bt undr 10 z oakay?”
            “Stop living inside your head for once in your life. Empathy: Get some.”

            So because I don’t feel empathy for some old 81 year old who falsely accused me of being gay on several occasions means I’m living in my head and don’t feel empath? That makes PERFECT sense.

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    • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

      Wait…you’re going to a Hot Topic store and going to strip down some random girl? Most likely a girl that is younger than 18? You’re a damn pedophile and I should call the cops on you.

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      • Erich Sean Real Merican

        Ex-Christian, it’s no surprise that you don’t understand what the phrase “dressing-down” means. I’ll just add it to the ever-growing heap of things that zoom miles above your freakish head. I should call the “clueless” police on YOU!

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        • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

          Oh? Then by all means inform me of your meaning of “dressing-down”.

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          • Erich Sean Real Merican

            Kiddo, you have the Google, use it.

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          • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

            Why can’t you do it? And not a kid. I wish I was.

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          • Erich Sean Real Merican

            I’m not the one who doesn’t understand a relatively well-known English phrase! Woot! Woot! It’s the Idiot Police, coming to take away another perp (that’s YOU, Ex-Christian).

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Real Merican, you really are you huge dumbass aren’t you? The “Idiot Police” aren’t a thing, “Merican” isn’t a thing, dressing-down originally meant to take off someones clothes, and dressing-down isn’t a well known phrase you stupid motherfucker.

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          • Erich Sean Real Merican

            Looks like the idiot police are after you too, Herv! Seriously, I use the google to look up things I don’t understand, so I can’t grasp why you two goofballs can’t do the same. It’s called “educating yourselves” and it’s YOUR job, not mine.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            “I use the google to look things up I don’t understand”

            And you make fun of my English? Google is also a proper noun, so it needs to be capitalized.

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          • Let me help you two out before Real Merican’s ego gets any bigger…

            “dressing down” means to scold. He’s saying he was going to scold random teenagers at Hot Topic for shopping at Hot Topic…Which is stupid…

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          • Erich Sean Real Merican

            Yes Outorboroughs, it’s something I do every Wednesday at 11:30 AM. I visit the local Hot Topic and ask all of the Emos why they’re not in school before handing out pamphlets that explain that they will burn in Hell for eternity unless they accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.

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          • Like I said…That’s stupid…I hope they laugh they laugh at you…Honestly, don’t you have anything better to do than pester teens about pointless stuff…

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            I see that your still mis-spelling peoples names wrong on purpose Real Merican. Still haven’t replied to our conversation at the bottom yet have you?

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          • Herbert and Ex-Christian. Here’s a tip: make yourselves look slightly less cretinous by looking shit up before challenging better educated people on it.

            “Dressing down” is a common term.

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          • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

            Never in all my years kid have I heard that term.

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          • Which just goes to show how ignorant you are.

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          • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

            I’m ignorant because I don’t know one term out of how many in the English language? Mighty fine logic you have there.

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    • I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one that ministers the word of God to unsaved emos at those filthy Hot Topic® stores.

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      • You’re funny. Do you seriously think ‘Emo kids’ are gonna take advise from a bunch of rotten up old hags?
        Seriously. ‘Emo’ isn’t a real term. It is short for Emotional hence the 3 letters ‘E-m-o’ in it. And also, Emo, Scene, Gay, Homosexuality, it is’t real. It’s only real to idiots who trust morals (Meaning you fake Christians who hate everyone but yourselves)
        Seriously I think you need to read the bible another million times. Last time I checked Christians are supposed to love everyone no matter what the case may be. And really? All rights reserved at the end of Hot Topic? You’re making yourself more pathetic then I am stating. I am labeled ‘Scene’ and I believe in God, My friends believe in God. I have some Athiests here and there but no Satanics. So if you really want to start with ‘unsaved’ learn that Emo or Scene isn’t a real term of a person. Seriously you make yourself look so stupid by attempting things that piss off people at the very most. Do us all a favor and be yourselves and be real Christians not fake. Thank you. and stop trusting morals. it’s stupid and antagonizing.

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    • Seriously, No one is gonna listen to you, Stop trusting morals. and stop being fake. If your kind ever go near me I will end up slapping one of you and I will say it wont be pretty. I do not appreciate people going near me saying “Your gonna burn in hell” I believe in God first of all so screw off.

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  • Just like Mark twain once had to tell the world I must tell you all that “The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

    Weeks ago my dear friend Chuck D. Finley came to me with the idea for this joke. I wasn’t sure that I wanted to go along with it as it seemed a bit distasteful, especially after my dear friend Jonathan Banes passing last week.

    But after conferring with a few people I decided to go along with it. I would like to thank all of you that had such kind words for me.

    For those of you with nothing but rude hateful comments I will remember that. You sodomites.

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    • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

      I fear that our joke may have gone to far. I hope we did not bring to much sorrow to the members of the church.

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      • Stuart Piedmont Keyes Stuart Piedmont Keyes

        Not at all. There would have been a darkness, not to be ignored, if Sister Susan had truly passed.

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      • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

        But I do have to say that I have been giggling at the silly little emosexuals that are so glad you were dead. What sick individuals!

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        • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

          Yes, because hating a homophobic, KKK member makes us sick.

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          • Are you calling me homophobic and a kkk member? do you have proof of this you little lying sodomite?

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          • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

            You have proven that you hate all races that aren’t white and shown fear of gays.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Thank you E.C. Yes Susan, I assume your a member of the KKK because you have given plenty of reasons to understand that you are a member of the KKK since you support everything they support. As E.C. said, you hate all non-whites, gays, abortion, Liberals, etc. What does that sound like? Oh yeah, the KKK!

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          • Herbert, you little misogynist, are you now going to apologise to Susan for your misogynist language?

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            No exbrony, because I have no reason to apologize.

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    • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

      Not everyone fell for it Susan. How could Christwire kill off their biggest character. Was wondering when you were going to come bacl/

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      • So I am the biggest character? If you had not said horrible things up there earlier in the comments I would thank yo.

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        • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

          You’re the symbol of Christwire. The worst of the worst.

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          • I have many facebook gay friends and I have many african friends. You are proven wrong little emo girl

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          • Nah, Billings has that spot. He’s admitted to seeing children naked and has said multiple times that he wanted to rape me. Robert’s worst is hating people and lying, the rest are FAR worse.

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          • Robert, you just said you have FACEBOOK friends. For one thing, they don’t count. Secondly, even if they DO count, people like you just want to get to know gay people better so you can berate them because of their sexuality and claim it’s a choice. It’s either pointless or vile, pick one and run with it.

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          • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

            A KKK member, homophobic, and slightly retarded. Replied to the wrong place Susan.

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        • ihearttattos

          DAMN I THOUGHT U WERE DEAD… I WAS SO HAPPY! YOUR 81 ITS TIME TO KICK THE BUCKET. JUST KEEL OVER AND DIE ALREADY. GO CHILL WITH JESUS OR WHERE EVER U THINK UR GOING!

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        • ‘little Emo girl’ Pathetic, Stop trusting morals. We are all human beings and treat us like that as a REAL Christian would do. Your kind make me want to bash my head through a computer screen. You disgust me every one of your fake kind.

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    • Erich Sean Real Merican

      Susan, I still plan on dressing-down an Emo in your name LOL.

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    • GGGGG ghost oh wait like the religion nether are real nvm

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    • Harley Farley Harley Farley

      Fuck…I knew it was too good to be true…Oh well, all I can do now is pray to the Invisible Space Daddy for a massive heart attack the next time she over exerts, stirring that big pot of witches brew!!

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    • How does doing gay/lesbian activities have to do anything with God and us hating you? Do you need a dictionary and do you need to know what words to use or is it to complicated for you?

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  • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

    OH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SHE’S FUCKING ALIVE! WHY WHY WHYYYYYY!!!!!!

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    • Do not take the lords name in vain you sodomite.

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      • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

        So you automatically asume I’m a sodomite because I don’t believe in a white bearded man that lives in the clouds and grants wishes that got bored one day and made us?

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        • Erich Sean Real Merican

          Hervert, I assume you’re a sodomite because you openly complained when a Godly person “returned” from the dead. No doubt you would’ve whined and moaned upon hearing of Jesus’ miraculous return from the grave had you lived in those Historical times. Have fun in Hell with Satan you “Herv!”

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            A “Herv” isn’t a thing you idiot. Niether is a “Merican” It’s AMERICAN and Perv. Not “Merican” and “Herv.” Once again I’m a sodomite because I don’t believe that somebody rose from the dead? How, in any way, does that make sense?

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          • you are a sodomite because you let other males penetrate your back door area with their sin sticks.

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          • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

            And how would you know that Susan? That’s right you don’t. Why don’t you stop making things up for once and say something that’s true.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Thanks again Ex-Atheist. Susan, you never met me, you don’t know where I live, and you don’t know what I look like, so there is no way you would know that you dumb old bitch.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            *Ex-Christian.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Also Susan, you called me a sodomite after saying not to take the lords name in vain, so that means you connect my disbelief in God to me being a sodomite, and aren’t you supposed to capitalize the L in lord when your talking about God or something?

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          • Harley, aren’t you the Jewish one here? Stop getting so uppity and ethnic on us.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Um, what? It’s Herbert, not Harley. (that guy REALLY creeps me out)

            ” Stop getting so uppity and ethnic on us.”

            So your against ethical behavior then?

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          • A/S/L?

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            And ignoring my comment since it proved you wrong. Typical.

            Now moving on to your actual comment.

            Why do want to know my A/S/L? You hoping I’m a 10 year old boy so you can find me and rape me? Fucking pervert.

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          • you said that I am in the kkk. which is a lie.

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          • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

            Then why do you hate all races that isn’t white?

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Well you gave me enough information to think that you were. That also had nothing to do with this conversation.

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          • Billings, stop hitting on everyone. And Robert? Just admit that you hate everyone who isn’t apart of your cult.

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          • When have I said something racist? I am friends with the negro people. Some of my best friends are black.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Susan, you were racist when replying to BeepBoopBap or whatever the name was saying
            “oh…I am so sorry I oh fend da asian homogay. perhaps you eattah da goo goo guy pan with happy doggie in it.”

            Don’t you dare say something like “that’s not racist because that’s how the really speak,” because that is a racist stereotype.

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        • santa?

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      • since when did gay/lesbian actions revolve around saying God’s name? Seriously.

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  • Erich Sean Real Merican

    Herv, I find it amusing that someone who abuses the English language as bad as you do take umbrage with anything I’ve said.

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    • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

      How do I abuse the English language? You are the one who spelled “American” wrong even though you love this country so, and You have spelt my name wrong on a 3 accounts on this page alone! (Minimum of 3, I’ve only seen the ones on this comment above, and on the one 3 comments up.)

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      • Erich Sean Real Merican

        It’s called “wordplay” Herv. Though I wouldn’t expect anyone who lacks as much imagination as you do to ever understand. Too, two, to or 2? I know not “too” ask Hervert!

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        • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

          So using wordplay, which is INTENTIONALLY USING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE INCORRECTLY isn’t abusing the English language? Seems legitimate. I have never wrote “too ask” on this site, and, ONCE AGAIN, my name isn’t Hervert, you ignoramus.

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          • Erich Sean Real Merican

            Herv, re-read some of your previous posts on this very thread. The way you’ve abused God’s English is criminal.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            “Herv, re-read some of your previous posts on this very thread. The way you’ve abused God’s English is criminal.”

            I have. I haven’t seen any post where I butchered the English language as bad as you say. You’ve butchered it even worse than I have. English can’t be “God’s Language” since our English wasn’t around When the Semitic religions were being founded you imbecile.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            It also can’t be criminal since it isn’t illegal to type the English language incorrectly on the internet! God you are such a blathering buffoon.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Still waiting on that reply.

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          • Erich Sean Real Merican

            You’ve figured it out on your own, Herv! Maybe you’re not as daft as previously thought! You correctly pointed out that I was “…INTENTIONALLY USING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE INCORRECTLY…” You, however, make some rather childish mistakes, and I doubt they were on purpose! I encourage you to RE-re-read some of your posts. It’s rather embarrassing (for you). I’ll take any reply as an admission of guilt and then we can MOVE ON from this embarrassing (for you) thread!

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Stop making stuff up. You know I have less gramatical mistakes than you, but your being an immature brat spouting false accusations like “You made plenty of errors” so just stop.

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          • Herve,

            You mean “fewer grammatical mistakes”.

            The word “fewer” is applied to individual things.

            The word “less” is applied to a quantity of something.

            So it’s “fewer mistakes” but “less bullshit”.

            Unfortunately, you provide us with more of both.

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        • Go back to 1st grade. You can’t spell to save a life. You’re humiliating yourself.

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    • I think you need to go back to first grade. Seriously, You’re lacking English Language with messing up Spelling and capitalization.

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  • Just like Lazarus she’s been raised from the dead! Laughing out loud! That was a tremendous April Fools, Sister Susan! You still got it, even at your age! The hilarious thing was seeing the shock on idiocy on Claire’s face! And LN and Harley Faggot and the rest of those atheists! They’re as dumb as paint! Oh my goodness! What a bunch of cretin idiots! So very moronic, all those liberals! Fan-Tastic!

    ps. I’m very grateful you’re alive, to tell you the true.

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    • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

      You honestly think most of us fell for it? Most people knows what today is. You all should have known.

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      • You’re just embarassed you look like fools, especially little Claire! She is probably stomping her big black boots right now!

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        • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

          “Considering how this was posted at 1:31 AM on APRIL 1ST, I’m calling April Fools on this.”

          This was Clair’s comment, saying she knew it was a prank. After that I replied saying I agreed. How can I be embarrassed when I already knew?

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          • Oh boo hoo! Just admit you’re gullible and get over that giant ego!

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          • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

            I’m sorry Billings (not really) but we didn’t fall for it. It was too obvious. “April 1st, Susan dies”. Try again another time.

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        • Claire knew it was a joke, Ex-Christian knew it was a joke, and I didn’t give two shits. You’re the one that sat there in a five-minute depression crying over the loss of a foul beast like Robert.

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          • Oh LN can we hug this one out, little buddy? Don’t get mad, we had fun at your expense and I still have a heart full of love for you! Why are you pissy? Why don’t you work on that resume tonight? It’s still not that late west coast time.

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          • You cry over at the idea of Robert kicking the bucket, and you say it’s fun at MY expense? Why are you so fucking STUPID?! And why are you still assuming that I’m from California?

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          • I think you are confused.

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          • How am I the confused one? You fell for the joke, we didn’t or didn’t care about it, and you try to say that we did, in fact, fall for it while trying to act as if you weren’t the one who did instead.

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    • Almost every site I’ve visited today has done some sort of April Fools joke…I knew this was just another one…Wasn’t hard to figure out…

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      • Oh don’t be such a sorry sport, you can admit you fell for the joke. We had a lot of laughs at your expense, Outerbunghole.

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        • Nothing to admit Billings. This was a lousy joke and I didn’t fall for it…Why not try harder next time…

          “We had a lot of laughs at your expense”

          We? Silently laughing to yourself while living your pitiful life in your mom’s basement dosen’t count as “We”

          “Outerbunghole.”

          You’re a dumbass

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        • Belbings, why are you so full of yourself?

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    • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

      Stephenson, your really stupid for thinking we all fell for it. I seem to remember a comment you posted early on in this article.
      “This is utterly tragic and deeply upsetting. I was just chatting with dear old Sister Susan the other day on Christwire. She was a lovely human being with an all-American spirit. I know the kids like Claire got made at her, but in the end they’ll miss that beautiful lady, the adopted grandmother to us all!

      Godspeed my friend in faith! May Jesus gave you the most scrumptious hug when you cross the Pearly Gates! I will miss you deeply and profoundly, earnestly and endlessly.”

      Yeah. You DEFINITELY didn’t fall for it.

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      • That really isn’t necessary and I find your mocking my love and compassion, a rather cheap, ethnic shot.

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        • Yet you’re saying ‘oh lol all those dirt bags fell for it’ when you were the one guilty of believing it.

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          • Oh Lawrence. Stop picking on Brother Billings. We did not fill him in on the joke. You should stop lying. I know you are a vile hateful person. You were glad that i died didn’t you. You are a sick human being. And I use “human being” loosely.

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          • That’s actually WHY I’m ‘picking on him’, he fell for it while the rest of us either didn’t care or knew it was a joke, and then he goes and tries to say it was the other way around. He didn’t know it was a joke, cried his eyes out while we either laughed or went about our daily lives unaffected, and he’s trying to make it seem like we were the fools.

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          • Is Lawrence LN? I thought he was “Law” but I guess this could mean “Lawrence” too? I have heard the oddest knocking on my walls all night. I think it’s the wind but sometimes I wonder if it’s mice! Funny but I found a whole swarm of ants on my floor earlier and it was nowhere close to where I eat food so I don’t know why they were all over. I wiped them with a paper towel and then put the paper towels on the back step because the ants were only half dead. Do you put that sort of thing in the trash? Cause then you just got ants all in your trash area. I hope tomorrow when I go back for the paper towels outside the ants are gone or dead. Sometimes they stay in the paper for ever, crawling about! Drives me nuts!

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          • What the hell are you even talking about Dr. sir Fat Tits?

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          • “Is Lawrence LN? I thought he was “Law” but I guess this could mean “Lawrence” too?”

            Just ‘Law’. Hell, ‘Lawrence’ isn’t even on my birth certificate. Robert just loves trying to piss people off though, so that’s why he keeps calling me ‘Lawrence’.

            And the rest of what you have to say is just absolute insanity.

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        • ethnic? Where did ethnic come from?

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      • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

        I’m not mocking it. I’m just saying you clearly did fall for it by that comment.

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    • “Considering how this was posted at 1:31 AM on APRIL 1ST, I’m calling April Fools on this.” –Claire in one of her comments up above somewhere.

      Oh yeah Billings, Claire really fell for it didn’t she…

      Idiot…

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      • Darn Ex-Christian beat me to this…

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      • Claire wouldn’t know the sunlight of morning if she didn’t read about it on some cat blog so I don’t consider her a great one of reality commenting.

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        • You insult Claire’s intelligence, and yet you’re the one with piss poor grammar complaining about the grammar skills of others, can’t bother doing research while claiming you did, and falling for the joke and then say everyone else did while you knew it was a joke. Billings, go take your medication.

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          • “It will become fine dust over the whole land of Egypt, and festering boils will break out on men and animals throughout the land.”–Exodus 9:9.

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          • What’s with the bible quote? Too stupid to come up with anything original tonight?

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          • Clinging to useless Bible verses in times of panic…Typical Billings, just typical…

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          • “piss poor grammar”

            The irony of you providing a perfect example with those three words!

            It should be “piss-poor grammar”. “Piss” and “poor” take a hyphen when joined to create an adjective.

            To be grammatically correct your sentence would need to be rewritten as follows:

            “you’re the one with PISS-POOR grammar complaining about the grammar skills of others, WHO can’t bother doing research BUT CLAIMS HE did, and WHO FELL for the joke and then SAID everyone else did”

            Learn2English before lecturing others, please!

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          • While some of the present tense should be changed to past, the sentence doesn’t require all those who’s. It is also in second person, requiring a you, instead of a he.

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    • Wow, projection much, Billings? You were the one crying and going ‘oh god no!’ at the thought of Robert dying and buying it the entire time. God damn you’re a tool.

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      • “So they took soot from a furnace and stood before Pharaoh. Moses tossed it into the air, and festering boils broke out on men and animals.” –Exodus 9:10.

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        • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

          AND THERE WE GO! Good old Billings. When all else fails and has nothing to say, quite from the book of lies!

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    • ‘Harley Faggot’ Nice language, God really loves your word to describe a mere human being. Jerk. Why don’t you just call black guys the N word? Cause seriously you calling someone a faggot is like calling a black man the N word. Grow up. You’re the idiotic one here my friend who does that to people? ‘I’m very grateful you’re alive, to tell you the true.’ It’s Truth not True. Learn English please. You fake Christian. God loves everyone no matter who they are you’re to blind in your own world to see it, you should be ashamed of yourself. Harley isn’t a faggot excuse my language but you’re quiet the dickhead in this story aren’t you? Next time you wan’t to call someone a faggot realize God made that beautiful person who you dare call a ‘faggot’. Idiot.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Darn it, Susan! You get me every year on April Fool’s Day! I am so happy that you are alive though! This reminds me of the time you came and got me from my Junior High class in the middle of the day saying that my parents had been in a deadly car crash and the police needed to talk to me, and then when we got to the police station, you plant cocaine in my backpack and intentionally walked me past the k-9 unit so I got arrested and charged with a felony. “Laughing Out Loud” You are such a jokester!

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    • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

      I’m not sure what to say to this really. I really hope it’s another April Fools because that is terrible.

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      • Bruce is just desperate for companionship, and odds are he really was arrested for having cocaine and that his parents did die. He’s just delusional and thinks that his foster parents were his real ones all along and he mentally blames someone named Susan (who probably dumped him once he came out of the closet) for the fact that he had the coke when he’s really just an addict.

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        • “The magicians could not stand before Moses because of the boils that were on them and on all the Egyptians.”–Exodus 9:11.

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        • comments like this is why no one likes you Lawrence.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            I like “Lawrence ” because he’s cool you lying old hag.

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          • Yeah, because it’s really “cool” to spend years of your life obsessively insulting people who you think are only fictional characters in the first place.

            Groovy, man!

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Yeah, because it’s cool to be a super-right wing christian that hates everyone that isn’t a straight white american conservative. I have never read L.N. stating that they were fake, or maybe I wasn’t looking the right articles, but whatever. It’s not important. I think L.N. is cool because he isn’t a total douche bag like your christwire flock.

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          • Claire, what evidence do you have that I am a grown man, or that I was ever obsessed with My Little Pony?

            Do you have the same contempt for Herbert, Ouroborous and Annoying Atheist, all of whom claim to be adult male ponyphiles?

            Or is this just another example of your double standards at work?

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          • “I have never read L.N. stating that they were fake”

            Do a CTRL-F for “Robert”. L.N. thinks that Susan is a man named Robert.

            “It’s not important”

            You don’t think that L.N’s psychosis is important? You really don’t care about people at all, do you? Of course not. You already made that clear further up.

            “your christwire flock”

            I have no more affiliation with the Christwire flock than you do.

            You see me as part of the Christwire flock because you have a lazy, self-serving reflex to demonise and otherise anybody who has the temerity to point out that you are being a hateful, misogynist idiot.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            “Do you have the same contempt for Herbert, Ouroborous and Annoying Atheist, all of whom claim to be adult male ponyphiles?”

            We never said that we were “ponyphiles” which isn’t even a real thing. Stop making things up. Just because I described a women as being a dumb bitch doesn’t mean I’m misogynistic. How come you don’t think any of the super-christians on this site who say women belong at home cleaning and cooking, and shouldn’t be driving aren’t being misogynists?

            “You don’t think that L.N’s psychosis is important? You really don’t care about people at all, do you?

            So, just because I think talking about L.N’s ideas of what Susan is is being is a dumb topic, I don’t care about humanity? That makes perfect sense.

            “You see me as part of the Christwire flock because you have a lazy, self-serving reflex to demonise and otherise anybody who has the temerity to point out that you are being a hateful, misogynist idiot.”

            False again. I think your affiliated with the flock because you agree with them on everything. For all I know, your not even a real person. You could just be a false account created by one of the Christwire flock at the top. Exbrony isn’t a real name, and your picture isn’t a real person. It’s a character on a cartoon. I only demoniZe (Z capitalized because you spelt demonize wrong. It’s Z not S) and “otherise”(what word were you trying to type? The words that could fit are etherize and otherwise, but neither of those really work in that context) those who hate for no reason. They hate gays because a book tells them to. They hate women because “God” created men first(? not really sure about that, but thats what I got from what they say) These are not real reasons to hate. These reasons are just to hate for the purpose of hating.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            My phone cut me off.

            You are the only one who said I was a “hateful, misogynistic idiot.” Once again, do you think I’m hateful, but these articles posted by the Christwire flock that bash homosexuals, black people, mexicans, asians, jews, muslims etc. are not hateful? If your so smart, use another term than “idiot.” It is so over used today. Thats why I used on this article: Ignoramus, Imbecile, Buffoon, etc. Pick up a thesaurus why don’t you, you asinine, backward, deranged dim-witted buffoon.

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          • Good gravy, you are dumb, Herbert.

            “Just because I described a women as being a dumb bitch doesn’t mean I’m misogynistic.”

            How about if you described a black person as a “dumb n—–”? That wouldn’t be racist? Get a clue.

            “(Z capitalized because you spelt demonize wrong. It’s Z not S) and “otherise”(what word were you trying to type?”

            Demonise is spelled with a “z” in American English. Elswhere in the anglosphere it is spelled with an “s”.

            “Otherise” simply means otherise.

            http://www.wordnik.com/words/otherize

            How about looking up words you don’t understand so you don’t make yourself look like such a complete prat?

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          • Claire, you’re not going to help Herb solve his misogyny problem by trying to derail the conversation.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Claire, thank you.

            Exbrony, fair enough. Demonize can be spelled with z and s. I also DID look up otherise, but no results came up. The link you sent me for otherise spelled it as otherize with a z. You spelled it with a s. exbrony, if you think I’m a misogynist, look at these links posted by the flock of this site.

            http://christwire.org/2012/04/pink-slime-bankruptcy-hinders-us-cattle-beef-processor-afa-foods-industry-are-housewives-to-blame-again/ by Abe.

            http://christwire.org/2012/03/war-on-women-and-gays-is-a-solution-not-a-problem/ by Blanche.

            http://christwire.org/2012/02/how-danica-patrick-is-ruining-nascar/ by Chuck

            and

            http://christwire.org/2012/02/danica-patrick-daytona-500-crash-proves-women-cannot-drive-compete-with-men/ by Mike Collins (added collins because I’m not sure if you’ve seen him on this site, and I haven’t)

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    • “! This reminds me of the time you came and got me from my Junior High class in the middle of the day saying that my parents had been in a deadly car crash and the police needed to talk to me, and then when we got to the police station, you plant cocaine in my backpack and intentionally walked me past the k-9 unit so I got arrested and charged with a felony.”

      The fuck? That isn’t a prank you dumbass, Susan is just a sadistic old hag who takes pleasure in the surfeit of others.

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      • Surfeit:

        1: an overabundant supply : excess
        2: an intemperate or immoderate indulgence in something (as food or drink)
        3: disgust caused by excess

        Please explain how your comment makes sense.

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        • That was a typo…I hit the wrong letters on my phone and it autocorrected to “surfeit” for some reason…If you look at my comment below, I actually meant to type “suffering”

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          • That’s quite an auto-correct you have there.

            BTW, do you know that Claire hates bronies?

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            That’s quite a SURFEIT of illiteracy!

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          • “That’s quite an auto-correct you have there.”

            Trust me I know. I was trying to type as fast as I could, but on an iPhone keyboard I have a bad habit of hitting buttons I don’t mean to…

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          • Do you have any other “bad habits”, O’Rubberous? This would be the best place to share them =)

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Confession is good for the soul.

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          • Sure, I have other bad habits, who dosen’t? No reason for me to share them though.

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          • “I don’t hate bronies; I just hate you.”

            That’s why I had guessed since you never say Anythin bad about Bronies besides when you talk to exbrony. That why I didn’t argue that point with him.

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    • “! This reminds me of the time you came and got me from my Junior High class in the middle of the day saying that my parents had been in a deadly car crash and the police needed to talk to me, and then when we got to the police station, you plant cocaine in my backpack and intentionally walked me past the k-9 unit so I got arrested and charged with a felony.”

      The fuck? That isn’t a prank you dumbass, Susan is just a sadistic old hag who takes pleasure in the suffering of others.

      (Sorry if this accidentally double posts)

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      • “But the LORD hardened Pharaoh’s heart and he would not listen to Moses and Aaron, just as the LORD had said to Moses. Then the LORD said to Moses, “Get up early in the morning, confront Pharaoh and say to him, ‘This is what the LORD, the God of the Hebrews, says: Let my people go, so that they may worship me, or this time I will send the full force of my plagues against you and against your officials and your people, so you may know that there is no one like me in all the earth.” –Exodus 9:12-14.

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        • Try coming up with a REAL argument next time…Wait that’s impossible for you…

          You’re just in panic mode because we all know how much of a loser you are.

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  • Please ALL Christwires remember that no matter what Harley Farley says… He has more semen than Rod Stewart after a concert in San Fransisco, swimming in his large intestine. He is a closeted homogay, cuckholding, angry thug. His daddy fucked him… but never deposited his unholy liquid in him. He’s regretful & confused by that. I think that may be where Harley’s rage sprang from. Give him room, as he works thru his oedipal complex.

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    • laughing out loud that is funny

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      • I was just told that we shouldnt pick on Harley Farley since he is a retard. I pick on normal people for being retarded but it isn’t right to pick on real retards.

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        • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

          Harley Farley has shown more intelligence then you have Susan in all of your days on this site. He knows what’s true and what is lies while you plaster lies.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            The full length and breadth of Harley’s intellect is sufficient to string together some of the grubbiest invective on the internet, and not much more.

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    • Erich Sean Real Merican

      It’s funny when Hairy Fairy says it! lol

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    • I believe you are correct.
      It’s truly unfortunate when a poor young boy is sexually molested and then manifests his anger toward God and his country.

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    • Harley Farley Harley Farley

      Hairy Fairy….This doesn’t deserve a reply!! You should try matching wits with someone that is way down there on your intelligence level…..Now go turn the Cartoon Channel back on and jack off to Elmer Fudd!!

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    • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

      Who is “Harley Farley”? Is she cute like Claire and CelestialDeth? I like chubby girls, BTW.

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      • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

        No, from what I understand Harley is actually a legit retard, and they tend to have deformed facial features and enlarged foreheads.

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        • Do they also tend to have congenital misogyny, homophobia and coprolalia?

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        • While examples of developmentally disabled persons becoming functional in society are truly the stuff of inspiration, it is not easy to tolerate the ones that have tourette’s style attitudes and speak with such disdain and disrespect for everything and everyone around them.
          I pray that one day this one gets the proper care and prescription medication needed to become a positive example for others.

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        • My grandson Jimmy told me that if you call him a retard on facebook he will block you and get him mommy to send you an email.

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      • harley would you like a christwire sticker for your helmet?
        http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080627103921AAyCrh6

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      • You look cute in your helmet, dear.
        l33f40be80000_1_27565.jpg

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      • Harley Farley Harley Farley

        Bruised Anus….Maybe you should be correcting the author and proof readers of this christwire bullshit story, since they put a comma after her middle initial!!

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  • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

    300 COMMENTS!

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    • good job on counting there skippy

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      • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

        I didin’t need to count. It says the number right about the comments, and why the “skippy”?

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        • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

          *above.

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          • You’re as bi a retard as Harley farley is arent you.

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          • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

            You are calling him a retard yet your sentence makes no sense.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            Susan you are an annoying old bitch and I hoped this article was real.

            “You’re as bi a retard as Harley farley is arent you”

            You call me retarded even though this sentence makes no sense? Plus, where did you get me being bisexual from this? You called me skippy, and I never said I was bi dumb old bitch.

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          • I am 81 years old. You better be glad I can type as well as I can. I do not think you are a bisexual. that would mean that a woman somewhere might possibly be interested in you. I can tell you that would never happen.

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          • Since you all are to stupid to gather what it meant let me try again.

            You’re about as retard as Harley farley is arent you.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            You don’t think I’m bi? Then why did you post this a few comments up?

            “You’re as bi a retard as Harley farley is arent you.”

            I’m retarded? This sentence makes no sense. I’m as bi a retard as Harley Farley is arent you? That is a terrible use of grammer.

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          • Jesus. She meant “you’re every bit as retarded as” Harley Farley.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

            If thats what she was trying to type, then she can’t call me retarded since she forgot the T in bit, S in as, and the apostrophe in aren’t. The sentence should be: “You’re as every bit as retarded as Harley Farley aren’t you?” Because You’re as bit retarded doesn’t make any sense because I can be as little bit as retarded as Harley Farley as possible. Susan could have also ment as Bi and retarded since Harley does seem to be pretty bi with his conversations with Hairy Fairy.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            I believe it was “You’re as big a retard as Harley Farley, aren’t you?” She only missed the g in big, and if it took 5 comments from you and you still couldn’t figure it out, you certainly are a retard.

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Bruised Anus….Maybe you should be correcting the author and proof readers of this christwire bullshit story, since they put a comma after her middle initial!!

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          • Stuart Piedmont Keyes Stuart Piedmont Keyes

            Hey Harley Farey… My niece wants to know if she can borrow your pink skeleton gloves.

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          • Harley Farley Harley Farley

            Dear Barnyard Stewie (The Rump Ranger)….You are really into pink things, hey??….Pink ass holes, pink nighties, pink headed cocks….Isn’t it a crying shame that goats don’t come in pink??? But hold the damn bus, boar hogs do and they have those curly little tails that you are so fond of……LUCKY YOU!!

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  • Albert Toppers Albert Toppers

    It looks like the planned memorial service for our dear Sister Susan is quickly turning into a grand Christwire Celebration Bash! Glory!!!

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  • I joke sometimes and it gets deep and philosophical, but the truth is I really do love Claire and I know most, if not all of us, truly respect her intelligence and her gift with words. She is precise with her ideas and translates them well into the comments she posts here on Christwire. Part of me believes she loves wisdom and compassion and faith and maybe the reason she’s with us so much is because her heart is telling her that Jesus Christ does have a mission for her. Please don’t pile on Claire because she gets terribly jealous and freakish when that happens. I adore her, I really do and I think we can all agree that she’s a bit more sharp and sophisticated than LN who seems far older and just crude and maybe a pedophile. He couldn’t be more creepy!

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    • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

      Billings, if you love her so much then why do you insult her every time she is mention or comments?

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    • “I adore her, I really do and I think we can all agree that she’s a bit more sharp and sophisticated than LN who seems far older and just crude and maybe a pedophile. He couldn’t be more creepy!”

      1) You were the one who said that you’ve seen children naked before, not me.

      2) You were the one who says that you have a dungeon in your basement, not me.

      3) You were the one who said you wanted to tie me down and dress me up in clown makeup, not me.

      4) You’re constantly switching back and forth between me being an older man or a younger one, make up your damn mind.

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  • Well the people at Wilson Senior Care really must let there old folk on the computer a lot.

    http://www.wilsonseniorcare.com/

    Scroll down hmm who could that be and let’s never forget the ones who are abuse.

    http://ctelderlawblog.typepad.com/the_connecticut_elder_law/2007/05/the_growing_pro.html

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  • GodofForbiddenLight GodofForbiddenLight

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUNOIHz2QQU

    our master has returned [raise satan praise satan our master has returned

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  • Remember that time she lead a prayer service and the next day, God sent that angel to break Andy Biersack’s nose. That woman’s faith was beautiful.

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    • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen

      …as are you, Karen.
      Brother Albert Toppers has a fancy for you. He told me so. The trouble is he’s very shy around beautiful women so I thought I’d put in a good word for him. He’s a wonderful Christian.

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  • BoopBeepBaap BoopBeepBaap

    I’ve noticed a lot of people have died lately this year. Edd Gould, and two people from this site now.

    Anyways, Susan REALLY offended me, as an Asian and a brony, she takes some rumor and runs off with it. I’m pretty sure that I’m not a “homogay dog-eating satanist.” Regardless, death is tragic, no matter who it is.

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    • BoopBeepBaap BoopBeepBaap

      wait, never mind. It’s april fools. But don’t joke about death like that, what goes around comes around.

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      • oh…I am so sorry I oh fend da asian homogay. perhaps you eattah da goo goo guy pan with happy doggie in it.
        You sick freak.

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        • Stephanie Ravynne Moonwater

          And you’re a racist hag

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        • Excuse me?! This person just felt bad over your fake death and you treat him as a retard? Wow. Whatever happened to that Christian love that I was taught about? Why all the racism? What did Asians ever do to you?

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  • Stephanie Ravynne Moonwater

    Really?! I was honestly CHEERING in excitement that that Xenu was dead because she has treated me horribly and then I saw that she was commenting and figured out she was still alive. Not nice at all and not a fair April Fool’s joke.

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    • go cry me a river emo. I dont even know you. When have I even interacted with you?

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      • Stephanie Ravynne Moonwater

        You’ve interacted with me before and by the way, I’m not a damned emo kid! I’m a kandi kid! You’ve also raised Hell for my cousin so that’s why I don’t like you. And you’re being a witch to me now by calling me something I’m not in an insulting manner. I’ve stopped with the emo scene and am comfortable with who I am.

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        • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

          you are still an emo loser, dont confuse yourself kid

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          • Stephanie Ravynne Moonwater

            Who are you to say what I am or am not? You don’t know me in any way, shape, or form so keep your mouth shut!
            And if anyone says that I should be respectful, I’m not going to be respectful to people who say false things. I hate that about people!

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  • Servant of the Lord

    I’ve only just registered here on Christwire, but I am sorry for this loss of a wonderful person. I have been searching around this wonderful website for the past few days and have found some great posts, I thank the Lord for this wonderful community.

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  • I heard of this tragic loss while out of town. I met Susan once at a Christian conference and remember thinking what a fire-ball of Christendom she was. The world has certainly lost a wonderful woman who was full of life and vigor, but heaven has gained another angel. RIP Susan you are very much missed.

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    • Thomas the God Damn tank engine Thomas the God Damn tank engine

      You didn’t read the comments? you’re that stupid?
      (in the background) he’s a reverend!
      oh ok that makes sense.

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  • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

    I hope We didn’t make anyone to sad. I think everyone had a great joke!

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  • ihearttattos

    this is a parody website. it has to be

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  • I cried SO hard… When I found out it was only a joke the bitch died.

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  • i have a question for you xenu…..so i was razed christian and i though christianity was all about love n stuff ya’know to accept everyone……to love all and well it seemes to me that you twisted it all around…..i mean why do u hate emo people just because i dress in all black dosent mean i worship the devil i mean really? thats just a stereotype why, why do you people always stereotype?! and that is my question

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  • “Share my favorite memories of her” ? Probably…laughing my butt off when she called me an “emosexual twat” one time..

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Claire, you had my shoulder to cry on for awhile and I’m sure you miss those opportunities now, but we all know that you will miss your mentor named Susan. She was your guiding light, leading you towards Jesus’ love. Now we will just trust in Blanche’s resolve to correct your childish Atheism.

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  • I hope at the very least that when I die that you attend my funeral Claire and lay a huge bouquet of roses on my grave. Maybe I’ll leave you $200 in my will for bus fare to Dyersburg and some of my most precious antique bottles and porcelains. I have some beautiful deep blue glass bottles. Have you ever seen an antique bottle? Simply FABULOUS!

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  • IT WAS ALL A JOKE CLAIRE!

    How hilarious you silly dimwit you fell for it hook lime and sinker! laughing out loud, you got so much to learn about life, little lady!

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  • You’re a delusional idiot, you know that, right?

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  • You’re a sick Human Being. Your Susan is nothing but full of herself. “Andy Beersack dates satanic wiccans” Nice way for her to throw a religion under a bus like they are horrible people, Wiccan beliefs aren’t different from making them humans. Treat them like humans. And teach Susan how to spell, Cause her misspells are making me want to bash my head through my computer screen. It is quiet the annoyance to see a 81 year old still not know how to spell something that’s right infront of them numerous times.

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  • Stop being a fake Christian. You’re a disgrace to real Christians.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Hi Claire!!! Glad to see your mental issues didn’t keep you away from us for very long. How are the kittie cats? I do miss a couple of them from time to time. Do you have any friends at the Trade School yet? I hope you had an enjoyable Spring Break with your parents. I need to go to sleep now because it is 12:30 in the P.M. Have a great day, kiddo. Get those “A” grades in Kitty Litter Changing.

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  • Look, the delusional idiot is mocking someone’s education!

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  • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

    How you put up with her mouth for so long without giving her the beating she so deserves I dont know, Bruce.

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  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    The ex is getting Catty!

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  • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

    Shut your ugly whore mouth before I shut it for you. I am getting tired of you sickos ruining this womans remembrance.

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  • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

    And how are you going to shut her up? You threatening you? I just might have to contact the admins telling them one of their Christians is threatening a women.

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  • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

    Yes I am coming to her house to slap her like her ex husband and useless father should have.

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  • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

    threats from 12 year old boys dont scare me

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  • Chuck D. Finley Chuck D. Finley

    No I am saying that you are such an unattractive woman that you look like a 12 year old boy instead of a proper young woman.

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  • Not everybody is hung up on appearances, Claire.

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  • No no no, No need for your unholy ruthless words to a innocent child. Now then. You wonder why sickos are ruining this womans remembrance? and why we are on this site. First of it’s a free site. No bible work here and also Christianity is the same beliefs as Catholics just pointing that out there for any smartasses who want to say Catholics are completely different go do research. I am a Roman Catholic I am nothing BUT Roman. So therefor you can shut up. And why are we ruining this womans remembrance? Did you NOT see what lies she put in society? Or are your eyeballs not cooperating. Calling little Catholics whores and whatnot for defending their rights. I believe we have rights to hate and disturb her presence oh by the way. Nice April Fools joke of faking a girls death. You are so sweet. You wiseass. Faking deaths is the sickest joke out there, First you got alot of people glad that they are free from Susan’s torture box. Now to fake it for all the people that care about her? That’s down right sick. I don’t care if you started it you played along. Seriously, you’re all lacking common sense. Do me a favor and go back into kindergarten you might get extra nap time for your cranky ass. You annoy me deeply all you overplayed Christians thinking the worlds all about you. Heh… you make me laugh. Seriously, “GOD IS EVERYTHING… GOD IS ALMIGHTY” Last time I checked God didn’t hate ‘Emosexuals’ in your stupid term, when in our term its ‘Human beings’ I thought God loved everyone in this world cause he created them all did he not? Or am I stupid and I should go back to church cause I left at age 5. Wow almost 9 years since I was in church and I sound more mature about God then you Christians do who study the bible! There’s only 1 Christian adult I love and he supports my rights on ‘Satanic’ Bands like Black Veil Brides, and he praises God in every way. Bless him and you get baptized again cause your name is filthy.
    Goodbye.

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  • Stop being so unholy to a young beautiful individual it makes you look like a complete jackass considering she didn’t go down to your level at this moment.

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  • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

    Well duh. They couldn’t get rid of Susan’s character. It’s too symbolic.

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  • Albert Toppers Albert Toppers

    MODS –

    Please delete this slanderous comment. God Bless!

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  • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

    It’s also obvious with her last comment.

    “Am I having a stroke or did the site just go crazy?”

    Which was posted 12:25 Am April 1st.

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  • Albert Toppers Albert Toppers

    GLORY! Thank you for uncovering that tidbit! It makes my heart hurt a bit less.

    Because she passed away doing what she does best – saving SOULS! On 12:26 AM she surely began an eternity-long embrace with JESUS! For a lifetime of good deeds. Well deserved, indeed!

    Could you please post a link to the article containing that comment so I may issue it a well-deserved praise click? God Bless You!

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  • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

    Yeah no. It only further proves that this is just a April Fools joke.

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  • The site actually did change to a weird format at that time, apparently the interns were fixing some things up. It looked awful.

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  • Can I send you the money before my death so we get to spend some quality time together? I can fix up a spot for you to sleep but bring a pillow. Maybe we’ll invite LN too and it will be a fun fellowship party!

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  • Why are you volunteering this information, blossom?

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  • Why are you asking about if someone wears a bra in the first place, Billings?

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  • Don’t you look foolish now Claire, IT WAS ALL A JOKE!

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  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    Good one, Stephenson!

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  • “I hope at the very least that when I die that you attend my funeral Claire and lay a huge bouquet of roses on my grave.”

    I’ll go to your funeral, Billings. I’ll even bring a bag of dog shit and a lighter!

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  • Businessman Hank Businessman Hank

    Claire, if anybody cared to read the disgusting things you post about … well, anything, but in particular those pertinent to the deceased, they’d ask. And until they do, please shut your trap and show the barest minimum respect for those who have passed.

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  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    That is absolutely disgusting, Claire! You are a foul and sloppy Woman! This is why you will die an old maid.

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  • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

    Where did it say in any of Clair’s comment that you replied to indicated that she “fell for it”? Please Billings I’m having a hard time seeing something that’s not there. Like god.

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  • Who the hell types ‘laughing out loud’ anymore? Usually YOUNG people type lol, or you can put haha. This is why people that are not so young anymore shouldn’t write in any form of ‘text writing’ it’s quiet embarrassing.

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  • Who the freak types ‘laughing out loud’ especially old people. haha you’re so badass and cool, Not.

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  • Where did you come from, Claire bear? And you know you fell for the joke! Come on, have a laugh at yourself for once! You’re always such a serious femi-nazi!

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  • Do you know about the underwater ridges of the Red Sea! Proof that Moses crossed it as the Bible describes. Kazaam!

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  • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

    That isn’t what she wanted Billings. And those ridges were caused by an earthquake.

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  • THE PATHWAY OF MOSES

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  • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

    NO NOT REALLY.

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  • Yes, because Caps Lock makes you look sane…

    Earthquakes.

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  • You cannot claim to know as much of the Bible as me. I know you’re all amateurs and Googlers. i’ve spent my life with the Bible.

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  • Your denying your obsession with cats now Claire? That’s the best April Fools joke I’ve heard all day!

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  • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

    So you are proud that you think you know more about a book of lies then us? Good for you little man.

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  • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

    Billings, she has 2 cats. TWO! How is that an obsession? You are the one with a obsession. Always asking people’s age. Wanting to meet them.

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  • You know what would be really great today? If Billings had a lethal heart attack because of his insanity.

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  • You fell for the joke while Claire knew it was one, even stating it well before Robert made a post here. How about YOU admit to your faults for once?

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  • Do yo keep a spread sheet of when people show up? You need a real hobby other than cats dear.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    By the way, Claire, I was here last year at this time, I was just a commenter like you back then. Please try to keep up with current events, kiddo.

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  • I GOT ANT INVASION AND MORE TO WORRY ABOUT THAN YOUR PERVERTED IDEOLOGIES OKAY???

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  • Pedobillings, why did you not take your medicine this morning?

    And I accept your apology.

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  • A/S/L/P ?

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  • Billings, I’m not giving you my information. You aren’t going to do something creepy to me because I’m not going to let you do so in the first place.

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  • I’ve nothing but love in my heart for all those things, Claire. Nothing but love.

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  • Jesus Dr. Fat tits. Can’t you stay on one subject for more thatn five minutes?

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  • I have tried to work with claire but I am convinced that she is mentally diseased.

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  • Pebrocks Ex-Christian

    Says the person who can’t tell fact from fiction.

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  • It’s the toxoplasmosis, Susan. Claire is riddled with it. It’s tragic, but there it is.

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  • You dead yet bitch?

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  • Claire, why must you persecute Christians?

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  • Claire, I like your use of the royal “we”.

    Who knew that a toxoplasma-riddled denizen of New England would be so au fait with the lexion of old England?

    I was merely urging Herbert to reflect on his hateful and unbecoming conduct.

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  • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

    Urging my ass. You said to think about it then email the admins. If you were “urging” me, you would say something like “you should think about it etc..”

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  • *lexicon

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  • Claire, as my username explains, I am not a brony. Herbert, O’Rubberous and Annoying Atheist are the bronies around here.

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  • “Says the person who can’t tell fact from fiction.”
    -Ex Christian

    You really have no idea how stupid you are do you?

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  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    What a horrid thing to say, Claire! Do you even feel shame?

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  • Herbert Fany Herbert Fany

    Claire shouldn’t feel shame over what she said.

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  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    OH SNAP! I didn’t know you were a comedian, Claire.

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  • wow claire you are so clever!

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