Sweden Suffers Wrath of God – Gays Pride Parade Swallowed Up by the Almighty!
Stockholm Gay Pride Parade 2012
By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday
<chris†wire> Sweden has been pushing the Gay agenda ever since the Swedish parliament adopted that country’s gender-neutral law on marriage on April 1, 2009. Sweden is now the 7th nation in the world to legalize same-sex marriage. The governing board of the Church of Sweden voted 176-62 in favor of allowing priests to wed same-sex couples in a new gender-neutral church ceremony. Same-sex marriages have been performed in this heathen nation since November 1, 2009.
Since the 2009 law was passed and 3 Gay Pride parades later, God has literally put his foot down to say no more. At the recent Gay Pride Stockholm 2012 event gays and their Godless supporters flaunted their excessive homoness by parading through the streets with their rainbow flags, assless-chaps, pierced nipples, S&M gear and other outrages against God.
So let us once again review what Scripture tells us about this immoral lifestyle. The Holy Bible is abundantly clear on gay-sin… Leviticus 18:22 (KJV): “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind it is abomination.”
Leviticus 20:13: “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (NIV): “Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters, nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.”
At this year’s gay pride event in Stockholm while these pagan heathens marched proudly through the streets they got the message from God directly, one the world is hopeful the gays are paying attention to. As the God-hating homos proceeded with their march of shame through a Stockholm neighborhood where young children could be exposed to such blatant homogayness God said enough is enough.
Massive Sink-hole where God Swallowed up Gay Pride Participants
Without warning the ground beneath this queer parade suddenly opened up and swallowed a large portion of the parade participants. The exact numbers of homos which dropped into this enormous pit is unknown, but scientist in Stockholm told this reporter the depth of the pit remains unknown and any attempt at a rescue right now is unsafe. “The pit seems to be endless, even the probes we’ve sent down have failed to locate the bottom so far,” said Dr. Jörgen Svensson with Sweden’s Geological Survey Team.
The Stockholm Neighborhood Where God Stopped the Gays
Event organizer, Oden Björkegren wept as he made the first public announcement about the tragedy an hour after earth opened up and swallowed the gays. “The Stockholm Gay Pride 2012 committee is horrified and shaken by today’s tragic event and hope some effort will be made to rescue those who are missing,” said Björkegren. “Today we have lost many of our hottest twinks who were riding on two twink floats, followed by an S&M float that also dropped into the hole. We are in mourning as is all of Sweden right now and we want to thank everyone for their condolences,” he added.
One of the Two Twink Floats God Sent into the Pit of Death
The gigantic sink hole continues to crumble away from around its edges and authorities have closed off public access until the area can be safely restored. Once again we as Christians recognize the work of God when we see it and the Lord works in mysterious ways.
Meanwhile the governing board of the Church of Sweden has called for an emergency meeting to consider options. It is believed by many that the board will resend its 2009 decision to allow gender-neutral marriages in Swedish churches.
Chris†wire will continue to brings it readers news from Stockholm as it develops.
An Angry God’s Sink Hole From Space that Swallowed Hundreds of Gays
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- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Rev. Billy Ray
Rev. Billy Ray Sunday is 3rd generation preacher. He lives in Forkland, AL and is a journalist for chrisTwire.com.
12:11 pm
Thank you for this. Your writing is in depth and humble. I love this article. To see the actual hole that these gays perished in is so fun. It is Ironic that homogay life revolves around putting stuff in holes and these homosexual gays can spend eternity in one.
I so look forward to your future works Reverend.
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12:16 pm
Hah, God made Swiss cheese out of your lands, Switzerland. Homosexuality and snowbound hot tubs is just a preamble to the eternal gumbo of boiling damnation God shall make of your pagan Valhalla worshipping lands!
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5:02 am
Stockholm is in Sweden, not Switzerland… And this never happened. It is all made up. Google-translate these Swedish newspapers and you won’t see any news about a gigant hole in the middle of Stockholm. http://www.svd.se/ http://www.dn.se/ http://www.aftonbladet.se/ http://www.expressen.se/
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12:29 pm
I love how a simple google search debunks this article since searching for any evidence of this comes up with nothing…Absolutely nothing
Why not wait for a disaster to happen and then blame the gays like the rest of Christwire does?
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12:31 pm
try Bing. It is better.
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12:35 pm
Apple computers cannot use Bing, and I’m willing to bet that’s what she’s using.
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12:37 pm
For shame.
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12:39 pm
Wrong twice in one post there Adam.
I’m not on an Apple, I’m on a Dell. (I can use bing, but who the hell in their right mind uses bing?)
I’m a guy
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12:40 pm
Even bing dosen’t come up with anything.
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1:04 pm
http://tinyurl.com/cwd6f75
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1:10 pm
I know how to use Bing…
Was that really necessary?
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1:15 pm
O, just having a little fun with you as I know you are a person with a good sense of humor. And Bing is the official search engine of chrisTwire.
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1:19 pm
Ok…I’ll give that it was a decent comeback
But why use Bing?
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1:20 pm
Out of all search companies, Microsoft is the most capitalist.
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1:26 pm
I guess…But that dosen’t say too much about their search engine…It’s not really anything special
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2:03 pm
“Even bing dosen’t come up with anything.”
Are you saying it’s some kind of conspiracy? Maybe the Swedes are embarrassed about all this gay behavior on their turf.
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2:07 pm
No…I’m saying this story is made up…
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9:07 pm
I tried bing I got absolutely nothing except some dates of the Gay Pride Event it’s the first week of August if you want to go (my point is it hasn’t happened yet so this couldn’t). Why can’t you guys just accept people and stop judging them? I’m catholic and I completely support gay rights and most of the people I know do too. God is perfect and he made gay people so its obviously not a sin because being gay or bi is not a choice it’s the way you were born like being born a guy or girl(I was going to say dark skin or light but then I remembered you don’t like anyone that’s not white) people are all equal.
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4:06 pm
Well Mr. Ouroboros while I do not speak for the Reverend I suspect you didn’t find anything on your Google search simply because the rest of the media covering the story from Norway is unaware or unwilling to assign blame for this on the gays. Today’s pop culture media is PC so I’m certain they just covered this as an unfortunate sinkhole tragedy. But here at chrisTwire, a highly respected conservative Christian media service we see it from a Christian / Biblical perspective, which clearly puts the blame on those who God chose to dispatch in the Pit of Death! If you want pop-culture news FOX, MSNBC… and so on will probably cover this as a natural anomaly.
God bless
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4:18 pm
Heres the thing though, I know I won’t find anything about it being gay people’s fault (Which it isn’t) I can’t even even find any proof that there was even a sinkhole in Stockholm to begin with.
This whole story is bogus
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5:44 pm
Ouroboros, again you’re misinformed, blinded by the censored PC media of the devil. Let me restate my prior comment… “But here at chrisTwire, a highly respected conservative Christian media service we see it from a Christian / Biblical perspective, which clearly puts the blame on those who God chose to dispatch in the Pit of Death! If you want pop-culture news FOX, MSNBC… and so on will probably cover this as a natural anomaly.”
What did you except? You didn’t really think the Godless Swede government & media would come out and admit that these Godless sodomites we’re to blame did you? Truthful Yes, but not PC.
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6:02 pm
Except, in that case, what’s to stop anyone from making outrageous lies about you or your cult, and how could you possibly contend with them? You could say ‘where’s your proof?’ but then the exact same thing can be said about you: what proof do YOU have that you’re right about shit like this? Hell, you guys have a hard enough time trying to disprove the truth, such as Billings being a pedophile, August and Bruce being racists, Blanche being a complete hypocrite, and Adam being a sexist, misogynistic bastard.
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6:17 am
Hey Rev!
I live in Stockholm, Sweden.
This did not happen, I assure you.
A simple fact is that the Pride Parade hasn´t happened yet. Its in June.
I know that you thought that this felt like a good idea in the beginning, you probably saw this picture in some news-site and thought: “Hey, that looks like a hell-hole for Swedish Gays!” No person fell into that hole…maybe a reindeer…but he was probably Gay, right?
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1:55 am
@ R.DeLorean – Personally I’ve never had the blessing of visiting Sweden therefore I would no nothing about Gay-Reindeer. Its unfortunate that Sweden is such an awful “hell-hole.” Here in America we’ve heard news of your troubles over there. Forced to eat whale to stay off death from hunger. The most recent news was that Sweden had a run on butter and none was to be had high or low. The run on butter was caused by the Swedish shortage of KY Lube, which the homogays then substituted with butter cleaning every last cube off your store’s refrigerated shelves. Oh and we sent beans and crates of Tampons for your men. Oh… I think you’ll enjoy this recent story which addresses the problem of alcohol abuse in your country.
http://christwire.org/2012/03/lillyhammer-tv-show-reveals-the-corrupt-alcoholic-culture-of-socialist-norway/
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7:47 pm
LN the only problem with your above statement is that chrisTwire writers often use other dedicated Christian sources for worthy news items such as this story. Therefore you can always expect to get a balanced and fair Christian perspective on the stories you find here. That means some Godless news agency such as MSNBC or FOX will report the same story but without the Christian perspective. If that’s what you’re looking for then I’d say you’re in the wrong place.
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6:22 am
“Dedicated christian sources”?
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5:08 pm
So, hundreds died in an event that has yet to happen? Now, THAT is a work of God.
on another note, Stockholm is a city of over a million. Why on earth would there be a gay pride parade in the location in the pictures of the sinkhole, which is surrounded by nothing but woodlands? Oh wait, the parade hasn’t happened yet.
And additionally, the images of the gay pride parade are watermarked with “GayTravel4u.com”. Which means that whoever went and got those pictures from the internet had to visit a gay-friendly website. Isn’t that a sin or something?
Prove to me why this story happened without hand-waving it with God and I will become a devout christian. For real.
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11:06 am
Isn’t the Devil the father of lies? Well guess I will see all the “Christians” who made this crap up in hell!!!!
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4:28 pm
Can someone from ChristWire answer this questions: Why exactly are you against gay marriage and where in the New Testament does it expressly condemn gay marriage? I just want to know because I’ve read the bible multiple times and have not yet come across anything that Jesus has said condemning it directly.
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12:05 pm
Well this is really stupid. The picture of the sinkhole is taken in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the witer. Pride parade is in the spring. I know this because i live in that very country. Sweden.
And by the way, if you love someone, wouldn’t you wan’t to have the right to marry this person? There is no difference between heterosexual love and gay love. Try to see it through their eyes, not being able to marry the one they love.
You christians say that your god is loving and forgiving, but yet a lot of you say “GOD HATES FAGS” That doesen’t make sense to me. Or to anyone that i know.
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