Why Fan Fiction is Possibly The Most Lethal Threat To Your Heterosexuality
While we moral Christians are off at Church, at work, at school or on Christwire, there is a dirty subculture lurking on the internet. We all know of the threats of Tumblr, Reddit, Facebook and Myspace on our youth, but there is something even more sinister than the threats of coming across explicit gay porn or atheism on any of the above sites. We all read books, everything from Left Behind to the Bible. We all watch television, everything from Bill O’Reilly to Glenn Beck. We all watch movies as long as they are Christian-appropriate. But we normal people don’t view these forms of media the way a vile growing group of heathens on the internet do. Unfortunately, this group is growing, and you may be its next victim.
Fan fiction is a radical new form of interpreting media. Especially in “fandoms” for shows like Doctor Who, GLEE, My Little Pony, Homestruck, Sherlock, and for bands like One Direction, My Chemical Romance and Black Veal Brides, these erotic pieces of propaganda are introducing a new wave of homosexuality. Young girls, usually between the ages of 7 and 16, are beginning to take influence from the media they watch and love. Unfortunately, this love in inappropriately manifested in the forms of “shipping”, a racy method of trying to enact homogay sodomy between heterosexuals; “fan videos”, manipulated footage designed to deceive viewers into believing that two individuals are gay lovers; “fan art”, pornographic images rendered to give the illusion of sexual encounters between two people; and “fan fiction”, which encompasses all, complete with poor writing. As this form of “appreciating” works becomes increasingly popular, rates of homosexuality, atheism, sexual promiscuity and liberalism have never been higher. The arousal spread through the internet in the form of fan fiction is harmful to all.
Barack Hussein Obama’s radical doctrine has opened up new sexual urges in young ladies and confused young gentlemen. These children were typically exposed at a young age to graphically sexual shows such as Gossip Girl, GLEE, Pretty Little Liars, Game of Thrones, Spongebob Squarepants and Teletubbies. This exposure to national level threats such as these has burnt a new hole in the brains of many youth. This hole is designed to manifest homosexual thoughts and communist desires, and is typically a result of liberal parenting. Thanks to this supermassive, ever growing black hole in your child’s mind, your family may be at risk of homosexuality, atheism or liberal political beliefs.
Fan fiction was introduced in the 1970s, an era of marijuana, disco and tight pants. This should not come as a surprise by anyone. The black market began releasing publications dedicated to pornographic smut about the Star Trek characters Captain Kirk ands Mr. Spock. Star Trek, notorious for its implantation of explicitly secular material in the impressionable minds of youth, contains one of the most homoerotic casts in history, from the Japanese gay sex symbol George Takei to the skimpily dressed Khan in the film “Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan”. Women were fascinated by the idea of intergalactic homosexual hookups, and took to spreading this as far and too as many people as possible. With the introduction of the internet, we saw a massive influx of fan fiction. From Dawson’s Creek to The Simpsons to Frasier, everything became more gay with the anal fluids of fan fiction washing over them.
The most shocking trend in fan fiction these days is extending the fiction to reality. Youth who wish to stay current in a cynical and offensive way have begun writing homosexual fan fiction about real people. From politics to sports to music, obnoxious heathens are including real heterosexuals in their dirty erotic fantasies. These people consider themselves extremely clever, in the exact same smug way as liberals like John Stewart and Bill Maher. As well, this reflects how mainstream pornography and kinky sexual acts have become, in part due to the accessibility of graphic pornography, in part due to the sexual revolution, in part due to feminism. All of these have been proven to be extremely hostile towards Christians.
American writing has ventured off path from the days of The Bible and Ernest Hemingway. The Bible did not contain the explicit powerbottoming seen in fan fiction, but rather news reports of victories of good over evil, and dangerous sodomites like Michelangelo who attempted to sexualize it were shunned by the Church and lived in the shadows, too ashamed to face their indignity. We must return to a time when this was not commonplace and morality and respect were devoted to media unless the media is liberally biased. We must reclaim America from the clutches of fan fiction, before it is too late.
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Author: Christopher Christenson
Republican, American, Christian, Man, Carnivore, White, Hero, Genius, Brave. All words that adequately describe Christopher Christenson. At the ripe young age of 28, Christopher has been writing for Christwire for quite a while, when he isn't warding off the North Koreans from attacking or mentoring youth at his church. Because of his young age, he is able to connect with the young people whilst still charming our beloved elderly. Christopher is fascinated by the grotesque trends among youth and will stop at nothing to investigate. You can contact him on his website.
10:39 am
This is why I believe that young women shouldn’t be allowed to watch “nerdy” things. Male nerds only keep their delusions to themselves and will remain bound to their mother’s basement.
Female nerds want to sexualize everything they see, I should know I used to be almost as bad as CD when I was an atheist.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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I find it incredibly hilarious that you have an Anime icon, with the perverted connotations of anime style and the condemnation the subculture has received on this site.
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10:53 am
“These children were typically exposed at a young age to graphically sexual shows such as Gossip Girl, GLEE, Pretty Little Liars, Game of Thrones, Spongebob Squarepants and Teletubbies. This exposure to national level threats such as these has burnt a new hole in the brains of many youth. This hole is designed to manifest homosexual thoughts and communist desires, and is typically a result of liberal parenting. Thanks to this supermassive, ever growing black hole in your child’s mind, your family may be at risk of homosexuality, atheism or liberal political beliefs.”
Spongebob? Seriously? Spongebob is funny and there’s nothing sexual about it. Unless you do think so. But then you’re a perv…
“These people consider themselves extremely clever, in the exact same smug way as liberals like John Stewart and Bill Maher”
Bill Maher is clever and awesome! Too bad you can’t notice that.
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12:01 pm
Fan fiction isn’t all erotic. Sure there are erotic fanfics, but you can write a fanfic without and sexual content whatsoever
“shipping” is just when you make any two characters a couple. It dosen’t have to be a homosexual couple.
“We must reclaim America from the clutches of fan fiction, before it is too late.”
There are no clutches…Fanfic is of no threat to anyone…Another example of Christwire being scared of something harmless
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12:04 pm
Also we can’t be stopped. We’ve been going strong since the 1800s when Sherlock Holmes was first introduced. Two hundred years. Of fanfiction.
YOU CAN’T RECLAIM AMERICA. IT WAS NEVER YOURS! IT IS TOO LATE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Maybe I shouldn’t be on this site so early in the morning.
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12:09 pm
Sadly, I can’t draw, write, or make videos…So I can’t contribute to any fandoms…
Big fan of fandoms though!
“Maybe I shouldn’t be on this site so early in the morning.”
You seem a lot more energetic in the morning…all good fun
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12:16 pm
I draw fluff frequently, but I draw the line at porn, because first of all DAMN ANATOMY and second I’ll probably giggle to myself so hard I’ll give myself a heart attack. Like, I drew this the other day:
I KNOW BIG SHOCK RIGHT! IT’S HETEROSEXUAL! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Yeah, I support canon hetero ships just as much as I support non-canon homo ships. But the closest I ever get is kissing and hand-holding. I’m so evil. I attack people with cuteness. I just love fandoms though, because everyone is so nice and talented, and right now in the X-Men fandom everyone is going crazy about something James McAvoy said recently at an award show, so we’ve been giving an adrenalin shot to the heart of fandom and it’s pretty cool right now. And we’ve celebrating McFassy Tuesday since August! But yeah, I’m part of a LOT of fandoms right now.
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12:30 pm
You drew that? Damn, that’s great…A lot better than I could ever do…
I’m probably nowhere near the amount of fandoms you’re in…Mine are mostly video game based…
Random thought. My friend is drawing a comic about Fallout but in an Adventure Time style…It’s weird, but funny at the same time.
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12:57 pm
“My friend is drawing a comic about Fallout but in an Adventure Time style”
YES. ALL OF THE YES.
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1:01 pm
L.N. You a fan of Fallout, Adventure Time or both?
Fallout Time with Zac the Wastelander!
He’s still in the character development stage, but it looks good so far.
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1:14 pm
Loved the shit out of Fallout 3 and I laugh my ass off at Adventure Time gifs. Haven’t had a lot of time to watch the show thoroughly though.
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1:17 pm
The only thing I see here is a drawing of a girly man (who I assume was homogay) and a girl who can’t re size her images.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WCGsjs.png[/IMG]
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1:22 pm
Fallout 3 is awesome and it happens that he’s basing his comic on Fallout 3. He might also make this into a blog and let people give commands on what his character should do…
You should watch some Adventure Time, its a great show
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1:26 pm
haha I know, I need to stop being busy or remember to watch it for once instead of waiting until I am busy to remember.
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1:40 pm
If he makes his comic into a blog, I’ll be sure to let you know. Help get him some attention.
Some warning, Adventure Time gets really weird at almost all times.
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2:04 pm
From what I’ve seen from the gifs, I’m prepared.
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2:35 pm
I want to do a Horror Friends comic in Adventure Time style too.
AWW! Thanks Ouroborus. Yeah, Penelope and Johnny were kinda a hit back in Valentine’s Day. My roommates actually ordered a poster from my website, and now a giant version of this hangs in our living room.
Fallout 3 is pretty fucking awesome.
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7:09 pm
L.N. and CelestialDeth. My friend gave me permission to post a preview pic of his Fallout3/AdventureTime thing…
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss168/Approaching-the-End/FalloutTime.jpg?t=1333584222
It’s just his first version of the title…He dosen’t want me showing characters yet…
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7:34 pm
Not a bad title card.
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7:50 pm
He’s still working on it. He say the bullet is bugging him…dosen’t like the way it’s drawn.
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12:14 am
What is an “Adventure Time”?
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12:37 am
“What is an “Adventure Time”?”
It’s a cartoon
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1:06 am
Sorry, my phone cut of the rest
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1:07 am
Sorry, my phone cut of the rest of my message.
I meant, it’s a cartoon about a boy and his dog sidekick going on a bunch of wacky adventures.
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2:25 am
I could be wrong but wasn’t there an article about Susan B dying?
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3:27 am
Susan’s passing was just a Christwire April Fools joke
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2:26 pm
Ah! WELL THAN!
I remember we use to do that in my school newspaper to prank the Freshman. For the two years I was in it, I was voted ‘Best Article that if anyone were to believe it would make someone automatically start shitting bricks with fear.’
I wrote about serial killers that were lose in the area in which we lived in and everyone bought it. Both times.
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3:25 am
You are sadistic!!! How horrible. I hope that you won’t be that awful to me when we have lunch.
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4:04 am
If I ever meet you in real life, trust me, I’ll be a lot worse.
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12:19 am
You can be apart of a fandom with out doing that stuff. Being in a fandom is like a group of friends who all love this one thing. Talk about it, make comparisons talk about OTPs and Shippings.You just gotta all love the same stuff
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1:10 am
Do you realize you are on a smut-paved road to hell, girl?
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11:46 am
Do I look like I really care what you have to say to me?
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4:29 pm
OH MY GODDESS I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! BUT YOU AREN’T! Damn.
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10:49 am
Do you know that God has already made a special spot for you in hell, Lurlene
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6:08 pm
Imagine going to sleep at 12:00 and waking up at 6:00
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12:01 pm
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST DAMN THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY, AND IT’S NOT EVEN NOON YET.
GUYS YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. SOME PEOPLE WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT TETRIS. TETRIS.
Also everyone thinks that Star Trek was the one to start it but the Sherlock fandom has been going strong since the 1800s Gents, there is no stopping us. You haven’t even begun to scratch the surface of fan fiction.
And remember, we’re not being exposed to it, because we’re the ones writing it. We can’t be stopped. There is no end.
ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
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1:23 pm
Nobody cared about Sherlock other than PBS until it was made into homophile porn for women.
And it would be “fine” if you horrible people weren’t shoving it down our necks. There’s more to life than just entertainment…
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1:25 pm
You have to actively search for it. This isn’t a case where there are mentally deranged religious nutjobs who stand at the corners of the streets shouting out ‘God hates you for being different’, this is a case where you have to choose to look up something pornographic.
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1:31 pm
Trust me, when I’m on here or Omegle I’m bombarded with this homophile garbage made by lonely women.
Besides shouting the truth is much more preferable to shouting your sinful perversions.
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2:39 pm
Well see, there’s the problem. You go on Omegle. Crazy people lurk there.
It also might have something to do with the Reichenbach fall back in January when the fandom almost broke twitter.
But no, back in the 1800s, when Sherlock died, there was a public outcry and everyone demanded he be brought back. And then there all the spoofs they did that I’m not really going to get into.
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7:22 pm
*Ahem* I look it up, and I’m not a lonely woman. Porn is an activity for the whole family. “Whole family” here meaning “friends and lovers”. Lonely women are a small percentage of fanfiction contributors. Many of my friends who write pornographic fanfiction are married with children. So, suck it. :T
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11:35 pm
Hahahaha I forgot about that! It’s always funny to read a good fanfic and you expect the author to be like my age and they’re almost always an older woman with children. It gives me hope for the future that I’ll always be this weird when I grow up.
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2:30 pm
LMFAO
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2:32 pm
omfg
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2:37 pm
Obby, touch me that way
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2:42 pm
Awesome
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3:25 pm
Deviantart IS NOT NEW. Christwire employees must live under rocks or something. Crazy ass religious people. And yes, I DO KNOW it’s satirical.
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11:40 pm
Whoop! Deviantart! Proud member for four years now. I’ve yet to draw porn for it though. LOL
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4:31 pm
CD you are on deviantart too?!?! OMFG!!!! I’m on there too! Mostly for my own fanfics! Send me a link and I’ll watch you… just like I watch your tumblr <> ;D
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6:03 pm
I have, but I’m not showing ANYONE!
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6:19 pm
Then shut up, John.
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7:40 pm
Dear lord, I was sickened reading through this comment section after seeing all the gay pageantry that Queerboros,LN and Celestial death celebrate with unbridled zest. Pardon my language, but the fan fiction you all boast about is nothing more than a front for two men who enjoy performing mouth sex on each other.
This is pure “faggotry” and it shall not be tolerated. I hope you learn better.
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7:44 pm
When it comes to fanfiction, you have to deliberately go and look for the gay porn stuff in order to find it in the first place, you idiot.
Then again, you call Fred Phails your friend and buddy, so your intelligence is clearly lacking.
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7:59 pm
Last time I searched for “Veggie Tales” fan fiction on Lycos, I found numerous stories that included the beloved vegetables being used in sexually explicit ways, with some characters actually being addicted to drugs.
Any other lies you want to try to pass on me?
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8:03 pm
Not every fanfic is sexual. There are a lot of them that aren’t actually. You just g
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8:19 pm
Well Marky, while I do indeed have counter points to your statement, here’s the biggest one I found: you’re full of bullshit. I just went to Lycos, looked up ‘Veggie Tales fan fiction’ and found no pornographic content whatsoever within the immediate first page of the links or the pages the links refer to.
Now, let’s assume that there are other times where you’ve looked up stuff and found porn. There are settings on almost any given search engine that pulls up only child friendly sites. There are tools online to help you go to only child friendly sites. If you aren’t going to be smart when surfing the net, don’t bitch about your stupidity to the rest of us. Just because you’re too stupid to know how to navigate the internet doesn’t mean you can ruin the fun that others have. If you want to NOT encounter anything pornographic, then ask around for tools that will allow you to not have to deal with pornographic sites, and take into account that sites that appeal to EVERYONE can have adult material on there as well, so educate yourself on sites that do indeed contain content unsuitable for children.
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1:59 pm
what fan fiction are you looking up sir??
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10:57 am
Dear Baby Jesus… Please help Mark E. He has more hate inside him than the Devil himself. Open his eyes before he dies, I don’t think he knows he’s going to hell. I think he thinks that God hates everything, when you made us all. They preach to young ones about loving everyone, and how you made us all and love us all. But by age 13 is when they try to brainwash them into hating bullies in school. Destroying the innocence in a child so early.
Please help him… he’s a Douche-Dick!
Forgive my language, but it’s true.
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8:01 pm
^This
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12:10 am
The asian Zulu was the gay not Captain Kirk and Dr. Spock. I find this fan fiction offensive and disgusting
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7:18 pm
Do you perhaps mean “Sulu”. You lose credibility when you don’t even know the names of the characters.
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7:46 pm
I think that in space, everyone is a little bit gayer. Don’t even get me started on C3PO, the Star Warrior. A more homogay robot I have ne’er seen. Simply stated, The Star Warriors should be banned.
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7:40 pm
it’s stars wars not warriors x3
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1:08 am
That Zulu makes a nuisance of himself in public, such an old man, still not seeing the error of his ways, still fornicating in public. I pray for the rapture, sister Susan.
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4:42 am
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9:55 am
It’s true… they ship me with *shivvvverrs* … Harry Potter…
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2:27 pm
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH EVERYONE RUN FOR YOU LIVES!
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3:22 pm
He’ll kill us all!!!!!!!!!! better yet give the old lady to him!
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4:29 am
Tom riddle take susan b. xenu
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7:10 pm
Oh man. As a connoisseur of robot porn, most notably of the Transformers variety, this made me laugh hysterically. Poor homophobes don’t even realize what beautiful things they are missing. Pic related.
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7:52 pm
I have no idea what this dribble is, nor do I care to find out. It looks like some kind of hate speech. Do your parents know about this, young lady?
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3:14 am
My mom sends me links to Star Wars/Star Trek/Transformers porn all the time. There’s no shame in liking what you like. My mom is aware of that and she helps me out.
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1:06 am
Sex with machines. It isn’t right for these heathens to post their Hitachi magic rabbits here. May God forgive them, for I cannot.
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11:47 am
Well if you were paying attention, you would notice that no one is actually having sex with the machines, they’re having sex with themselves. I’m guessing that would be pretty impossible, considering the robots are about as big as buildings.
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11:02 am
I have had enough of your stupid comments you dumb bitch.
I don’t think they care for your forgiveness or care ABOUT you.
Shut up! This site… is so filled with hate to everyone. I’m sure you read where fat girls belong right? And judging by that picture… what part of the world or you at now?
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11:41 am
You should not say such cruel things about CelestialDeth!
I know that she is often wrong-headed, but I am sure that she means well, and she tends to be more polite than most of the youn’uns on this site…
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11:33 pm
OH MY GOD TRANSFORMERS FANFIC I KINDA LOVE YOU NOW SORRY
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I love you too, oh fantastic one. I have read your comments, and they are beautiful. Stay classy -v-b
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I’ll always be classy. Classy Fassy.
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11:37 pm
I like this one.
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11:41 pm
AAHHH! I found a Transformer one for you!
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3:23 am
That sort of rubbish doodling should be left where it belongs- on the walls of junior school bathrooms.
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4:08 am
Which is funny because it’s originally from a book called HARK! A VAGRANT. People just photoshop it over.
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1:07 am
I still tear up a bit when I think of Optimus Prime being shot dead.
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1:48 am
No one cares about Optimus. He’s the only Transformer that lives no matter what.
IT’S ALL ABOUT BLURR. HE GOT CRUSHED. INTO A TINY CUBE. YOU CAN’T BOUNCE BACK FROM THAT.
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1:52 am
Watch this, CD! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcHOM_465Vw That is the most touching moment in cartoon history, the Death of Optimus Prime.
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3:58 am
Please, I have that movie.
This was horrifying:
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4:21 am
You had to have shed some sort of tears.
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4:26 am
No not really, because he still came back to life. He always does. He’s worse than Starscream! And he died like twelve times in ONE episode! And Optimas dies AGAIN in Beast Wars. I was already use to it. I cried when Blurr died, and when Prowl died. I cried when Dinobot died in Beast Wars. Hell, I cried when stupid Terrorsaur died, and he’s annoying! But I never cried for Optimus dying. Too used to it.
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4:28 am
True, he always comes back, but that’s only because he has The Touch playing on his internal cassette.
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4:36 am
No, that’s just the Matrix, and it’s in his Spark Chamber. Well, it depends. In Beast Wars he was resurructed in a time warp. In Animated Sari just brang him back to life with the Key of the Matrix. And than in…..you know what, nevermind, the list is too long.
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4:38 am
In the super old cartoon, there was a female (I think decepticon) who was purple and black and would always stamp her foot to create some shockwave. Do you know who that one is?
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5:26 am
You’re thinker of Crasher, and although she is a Decepticon, she was in Go-bots.
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Thank you for this insightful article, brother Christopher. I blame this fnafiction for the disturbing lesbian hipster emosexuals we see so many of these days. These girls should be in church, instead they spend their days reading sinful perversions like “The Vigilante Lesbians of Cuntecoven” on their laptops, with something called the Hitachi Magic Wand on full speed under the covers (those heathen Japanese again).
I swear, some of these stories contain things as vile as fornication with Canadians and male reproduction organ replacements strapped to hips that God made for childbearing. One of the many signs that we are indeed in the end times, the rapture can’t be upon us soon enough.
In Jesus name I pray, let these fnafiction abominations be thrown into hell! Amen.
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1:20 am
Excellent points there, you have a great talent for words, unlike some of these barely-literate “fans.”
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yet the person you are praising is more illiterate than you dare admit. I can understand that “fnafiction” can be misspelled on accident, but twice in a row? not really.
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10:14 am
Bahahahahaha! I really don’t get you guys. If you’re going to bash something, at LEAST get the name right.
First off, it’s Homestuck, not Homestruck.
Second, if you actually understood what we teens are doing, you MIGHT have a shred of knowledge as to what it actually is! Shipping is pairing two people who you feel should be together, together! Like, say, you have two friends. The girl is Eva, the boy is David. You really feel they should be together, so you ship them. It’s not some homoerotic thing, nor is it some perverted action! IT. IS. JUST. FOR. FUN. And fanfictions can be really cool, when written well! It just takes a good writer who knows his fandom.
Third, Doctor Who.
Really.
You’re going to put THE DOCTOR on this list.
This isn’t even funny.
I’m a loyal Whovian, Brony AND Homestuck, and you don’t see me engaging in bizarre sex acts(never had sex-never want to), fantasizing about ‘things’(GROSS.), or doing anything you crazy people seem to be suggesting!
Take some time to actually UNDERSTAND what you’re bashing instead of making yourself look like fools in the process.
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5:57 pm
Doctor Whooves and assistant.
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1:48 am
I have been looking around your site for a while now, but have declined to create an account to post anything, even though each of your “researched articles” infuriated me. What puched me over the edge, however, was your obviously uneducated attack on my fandoms, ESPECIALLY HOMESTUCK, not HOMESTRUCK. So, here is my rebuttal and I hope you take this seriously.
First of all, I highly doubt that you “researched” any of this fandoms and the resulting fanfictions. (If you did, I’d like you to link them here to be debunked.) Along with that, most websites (i.e. archive of our own and fanfics.net) have archive warnings for the erotic fanfiction, so you’d have to knowingly click on it for any to show up. Do not act as though kids are randomly stumbling into gay sex scenes every second.
Along with that, you are generalizing all fanfics to be homoerotic, which is far from the case. For instance, my favorite series, HOMESTUCK, does have strange people who do write homoerotic stories. Does that mean that every single one is? The answer should be NO. There are other genres, such as Sadstuck, which have produced beautiful pieces of gramatically art, without any sexual refrences (observe http://sadstuck.tumblr.com/).
Moving on, I am rather concerned that you believe that young children are watching “graphically sexual shows”. I admit it; the first 4 I know next to nothing about, but from what I do know: yes they can be sexual. That’s why it is the parent’s responsibility to monitor what the children are watching; any responsible parent won’t let a toddler watc some of the shows on today. But that wasn’t the issue, the issue is that you are looking for homosexual messages in innocent TV’s shows. You’re targeting Spongebob and the Teletubbies…Why? Why can’t Spongebob be just a friendly and happy go lucky sponge, who just enjoys life? In your eyes, he becomes a flaming homosexual who is blatently giving off rays of how he wants to have sex with all the characters. Teletubbies is a show designed to teach young children, so that they can have a good start in life. The teletubbies themselves have NO LISTED GENDER, and yet they suddenly represent all that is gay and “morally wrong” in the world. Yes, I am well aware of the controversy in 1999, but really? Did that actually go anywhere? Obviously not, it’s still here to this day. I’d also like you to link evidence of the communist agenda located in any of these shows. And I hope that you aren’t up in arms about “sharing is caring”.
And technically, fanfictiion has been around for hundreds of years (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_fiction). Whenever people are dissatisfied with an ending to a story or want to add something to improve it; that’s a fanfiction. We are merely adding onto a story to make it more suitable for our own preferences, which does not need to include homoerotic refrences.
I also have a question for you: What does feminism have to do with this? Let me guess: you are the “women belong in the kitchen and make me a sandwich” people aren’t you? Excuse me if I’m mistaken, but you’re a couple of years too late to stop it (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminism). Why do you believe that women are weaker? That we need to be protected? That we are sex crazed sluts, who put out our “cankerblossom”, which is a horribly ridiculous term, out all the time? No. Women aren’t the source of all that is wrong in the world, nor are we more susceptible to any of the vices in the world. According to my years of religious study, MEN AND WOMEN WERE CREATED EQUALLY. Don’t you dare bring up that “Eve was created from Adam” crap, because the bible was written by MEN and ONLY MEN, in a time where women were seen as property not people.
Continuing on with the fanfiction article, YOU CENSORED THE DAVID. WHY WOULD YOU CENSOR A WORK OF ART ABOUT A BIBLE STORY!? He was meant to display the best possible human, as was the norm during the Renaissance, in all of his or her glory! Are you going to block out “The Creation of Adam” as well, because as far as I can see Adam’s juck is just flapping about there! During the Renaissance, it was normal for the people to be naked then! It was to show off the Renaissance ideal! Does humanism mean anything to you?!?
Please don’t be shy to reply to anything, but make sure that you have something to back it up. We aren’t having a theory only debate here.
Also, to all other not crazy or blindly devoted people: I SHIP EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING! COME JOIN ME IN MY SHIPPING PARADE AS HOMOEROTIC JUICES RAIN DOWN FROM THE SKY!!!! LET US DANCE IN IT LIKE THE HEATHANS WE ARE!!!
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2:11 pm
Sorry, I forgot to address the various different mediums for fanfiction:
Shipping:
Your definition:”a racy method of trying to enact homogay sodomy between heterosexuals”
Normal Person’s definition: (from wikipedia) “the belief that two fictional characters, typically from the same series, are in an intimate relationship, or have romantic feelings that could potentially lead to a relationship”
Intimate, as defined by dictionary.com, 1.
associated in close personal relations: an intimate friend.
2.
characterized by or involving warm friendship or a personally close or familiar association or feeling: an intimate greeting.
3.
very private; closely personal: one’s intimate affairs.
4.
characterized by or suggesting privacy or intimacy; warmly cozy: an intimate little café.
5.
(of an association, knowledge, understanding, etc.) arising from close personal connection or familiar experience.
Notice something special here? Nothing about them being homosexual partners. It is simply the readers/viewers putting the two as a couple, not sex buddies. There is no special condition that makes them “fuckbuddies”, sorry for the vulgarity.
Moving on to fan videos, why is everything about sex with you people? In fact, some people use those shows and webcomics as inspiration for wonderful and amazing pieces. I’m just going to link some NORMAL fan videos, not the apparently sex filled ones you seem fixated on.
Sadstuck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHR7Tg6Lp2M
More homestuck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW_cPvMJy9U
Fan art: Once again, you people seem to be looking for all of the most erotic art possible? I’m tired of repeating myself so here’s some more links.
Dr Who, the brony:
Homestuck:
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11:57 pm
Homosuck seems to be a pagan self congratulating attempt at copying Japanese girl porn cartoons. While at the same time being as dull and wordy as possible.
It’s really no surprise that it has the homoerotic fanfiction following that it does. It’s literally an unholy amalgamation of the worst the internet has to offer.
In fact, if I ever get around to it, perhaps I should write an article revealing the depravity of Homosuck.
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12:18 am
Well, first off thank you for reading my reply very few people actually try to address it. I know I can be a bit long winded at times. But I’m confused as to where you got the “self congratulating attempt at copying Japanese girl porn cartoons”, when not only is the art style completely different but the story telling style and more are. I’d be glad to read the article about Homestuck, but please research it thoroughly as well. I believe that I’ll have fun addressing any misconceptions or inaccuracies, if any are to be found when you read the entire story.
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11:16 pm
Hey, someone moderate these posts please.
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4:59 pm
Thank you, random citizen!
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5:53 pm
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qTTzMqlRTHeHIarZZhwQhADc-1aff9fkHKWx-kn0wMk/edit?hl=en
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11:12 pm
One of the best fanfics every written by a fan.
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11:14 pm
Also, just so you guys know, King David, the one in the Bible, with the temple, you know? Yeah, he was gay, or at least bi. David said about Jonathan: “very pleasant hast thou been unto me; wonderful was thy love to me, passing the love of women”. 2 Samuel 1:26 Even if it’s just platonic, that’s a lot of man/man love for the Bible… Just sayin’
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12:19 am
Next you’ll try and tell us that Naomi and Ruth were lesbians.
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6:33 am
If reading about gay sex turns you gay then you probably weren’t that straight to begin with buddy.
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9:16 pm
wow you Christian have to get that pole out our butts. just saying we can do what we want, also just cause i say this doesnt mean im into this stuff, but guess what i am dude!
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2:25 pm
All i have to say to this is….
Welcome to the internet.
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10:55 am
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz dey spreadin’ evil to errybody out here. Fanfic is awesome! Great way for fans to be more interactive! If you don’t like it, then don’t read it. Simple as that. Go back to reading your communist pre-approved Jesus books. Much love!
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11:43 pm
Tell me my christian friends, have you perchance seen a cute little show called ‘Boku no Pico’? It’s adorable really, you should watch it.
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7:12 pm
Republican, American, Christian, Man, Carnivore, White, Hero, Genius, Brave. All words that adequately describe Christopher Christenson. At the ripe young age of 28, Christopher has been writing for Christwire for quite a while, when he isn’t warding off the North Koreans from attacking or mentoring youth at his church. Because of his young age, he is able to connect with the young people whilst still charming our beloved elderly. Christopher is fascinated by the grotesque trends among youth and will stop at nothing to investigate. You can contact him on his website.
NOW FOR MY INTERPRETATION:
Republican, American, Christian, Man, Carnivore (lulz), White (like that’s a plus), Hero (hardly), Genius (facepalm), Brave (hardly, he is hiding behind a maybe fake name on the ‘net. Brave? I don’t think so.) All words that adequately (Epic fail)describe Christopher Christenson. At the ripe young age of 28 (he’s almost 30, and I don’t think he is married.), Christopher has been writing for Christwire for quite a while, when he isn’t warding off the North Koreans from attacking (lie) or mentoring youth at his church (more like sexual molestation or indoctination I would guess). Because of his young age, he is able to connect with the young people (I’m not 20 yet, and haven’t been able to find the slightest connection evn though I am a Christian, lulz) whilst still charming our beloved elderly. Christopher is fascinated by the grotesque trends among youth and will stop at nothing to investigate. You can contact him on his website (No web address is given. That makes no sense.).
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