55-Year-Old Cheerleader Sharon Simmons, In Obama’s America
55-year-old cheerleader Sharon Simmons is keeping up the American dream. She has wanted to be a cheerleader since her twenties and is now doing all she can to reach it. She’s trying out for God’s favorite football team, the Dallas Cowboys.
According to Simmons, “I thought about this when I was about 22-years-old. I was a single mom, and I wanted to do it.”
But during 1982, women didn’t have Obamacare and endless foodstamps. Under the firm hands of Ronald Reagan, people had to work if they were able. And Sharon Simmons did just that, still being a good mother and raising her family. She did not get to audition for the squad. But now with her kids all grown, Simmons joined with hundreds of other hopefuls last week at the auditions for cheerleader at Cowboy stadium.
While some people may be quick to critique Simmons, for her it’s been about the journey and the realization of a dream. “It literally has been about the journey. I’ve met incredible people, I’ve learned so many new things.”
Simmons credits her fantastic physique to hard work. She’s lead a life of being a fitness model, constantly training her body through the years. Simmons as runs a website, Fitnessanyage.com, and has written a great book titled staying fit, “Triple F: Fifty, Fit, and Fabulous.”
The oldest cheerleader in the NFL is currently aged 42. Simmons, who is now a grandma, could change all of that if she makes the cut.
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Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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And you threw in ‘In Obama’s America’ at the beginning why? Doesn’t sound like you’re complaining, and it’s clear as day to anyone with half a brain that you will invent things to bitch about and then blame Obama for them.
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Yes, we figured you only had half a brain eons ago.
BOOM!
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Boom!
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Real Merican! How dare you threaten my life! And August, you too? How despicable!
It’s true, Christians really are blood-thirsty murderers!
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No one threatened you, you twit. You just proved that you did not read the article. Perhaps you can try reading the article and then making comments?
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by the way if you ever step foot on my yard it will be BOOM BOOM. As my great grand son says from his video games, I double tap.
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It’s a great thing that this kind of thing can happen in Obamas America. Wonderful and uplifting story Abe. Sad to see other commenters just spreading their typical hate here.
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How is what I said hateful? You all hate Obama and will go and invent things and blame him for it, or you’ll take an actual news story and throw ‘In Obama’s America’ at the end as if he has any power over what individuals do.
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Wow, more hate. You have problems…
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You’re the one who lies about being a Christian, not me.
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Why do you hate freedom? It’s a beautiful thing that this woman has kept her body firm and fit through the ages, worked hard and now is living out her dream. Obama is president right now. I know you liberals wished slavery and Jim Crowe was still alive and well, but guess what, us Republican Christians put an end to all that bigoted evil. This is America, LN. This woman has every right to live out her dreams and the president has a right to be black, no matter how bad he may be at his job.
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“Why do you hate freedom?”
How do I hate freedom? You’re the one who wants to remove the rights and freedoms of the American people.
“Obama is president right now.”
No way! What shocking news! I didn’t realize that Obama won the elections, I thought we just didn’t have a president for awhile!
That was sarcasm, by the way.
“I know you liberals wished slavery and Jim Crowe was still alive and well, but guess what, us Republican Christians put an end to all that bigoted evil.”
You DO realize that YOU wanted slavery in the first place, and it was because of LIBERALS that the slaves were freed, right (Yeah, you fucked up quite a bit there, republicans in the past were liberal, while democrats in the past were conservative. Notice how many conservative republicans nowadays have so much pride while living in the south?), and even better, the bible actually says it’s alright to have slaves, and that it even encourages slavery.
“This is America, LN. This woman has every right to live out her dreams and the president has a right to be black, no matter how bad he may be at his job.”
The fact is you hate Obama, what part of that did you miss?
Go ahead, reread my statement, I simply said “And you threw in ‘In Obama’s America’ at the beginning why?” Abe is implying that somehow it would be either difficult to do something in America, or that Obama is to blame. Do you deny your hatred for black people and Obama? If so, why is there so much evidence that you do hate them?
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If I were to look at an x-ray of your head, would it resemble a hollowed-out pumpkin?
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Real Merican, why do you lie so much? Why are you so afraid of the truth? Why do you hate so much?
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More like a pitted avocado then.
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I’m sure an avocado is smarter than a ‘Christian’ such as yourself, August.
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L.N, why do you lie so much? Why are you so afraid of the truth? Why do you hate so much?
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Maybe Abe was saying that a 55-year-old woman is happy and living her dream while Obama is president. Why can’t Abe be implying something good about President Obama. The article is all positive. You’re the one trying to bring negative to this woman living her dream and Obama realizing the dream of Abraham Lincoln (Republican) and Martin Luther King, Jr. (Republican).
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“L.N, why do you lie so much? Why are you so afraid of the truth? Why do you hate so much?”
Where did I lie? And why is it that you can never actually answer a question even if it’s to save your life? Care to tell us just where Claire has said retard several times over?
“Why can’t Abe be implying something good about President Obama.”
Because you all hate Obama and want him put on death row for treason.
“The article is all positive. You’re the one trying to bring negative to this woman living her dream and Obama realizing the dream of Abraham Lincoln (Republican) and Martin Luther King, Jr. (Republican).”
Which is funny you bring up REPUBLICAN and not CONSERVATIVE. Then again, you don’t want to besmirch Conservatives by reminding people that you wanted to own slaves and that you all hate black people, right?
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Just like Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King, Jr, I do not agree with slavery.
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That’s all fine and dandy, but considering how the bible supports it, and it was because of conservatives that enslaved people most of the time, you can’t sit there and go ‘I’m not guilty!’, especially if you’re so fond of the whole ‘sins of the father pass to the son’ bullshit that’s prevalent in the bible.
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Firm? She looks like a man. Or one of those butch type girls. Women should not look like this.
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that is some what gross but ok. I mean if she wants to,… go for it i guess.
Obama care has nothing to do with this, but like always ur just trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.
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“If she wants it” then these kids think she should take it. What fools.
What ever happened to discretion? Modesty? Anything goes!
Just because one may or wants to do something does not mean they should. That is ethics my friends. This nation has none. Anything is possible ‘In Obama’s America’.
This orange lady should not be allowed to take her children to the tanning salon. What is even more disgusting is she got a job as a cheerleader out of it. These tanarexic women need to stop this nonsense and stop frying their brains.
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Also, I think this was a beautiful piece, Abe.
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So you’re saying she should NOT pursue her dreams of being a cheerleader because you find her to be immodest, and yet you think it’s still a beautiful ‘article’?
Rib, have you no shame?
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I like the way you pretend to be smart enough to walk upright.
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I like how you hate Jesus so much, it proves that you’re a sinner and a whore!
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I’ve noticed that all you Christwire people just attack L.N. now instead of actually arguing…What’s wrong guys? Scared that L.N. is normally right and that you all are just a bunch of dumbasses?
As for the article, I don’t give two shits about this
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All L.N. ever says is “why do you lie so much? Why are you so afraid of the truth? Why do you hate so much?” anymore. He gave up on trying to have rational discussions about a month after he came here. At least you try to have discussions with us, Ouroboros. I appreciate that.
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That is why I had his comments blocked from my account. I’m bored with them.
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You can block LNs stupid comments now?
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You never want to answer the questions. The fact is, you’re afraid of the fact that you’re wrong, so instead of being rational human beings, you continue to lie and lie and lie and lie and dig yourself deeper with your hatred.
You don’t want the truth, you hate the truth, you just want to do whatever you want without anyone telling you otherwise. Then, when you tell people to do what you tell them because you found it in a book and someone points out the hypocrisy, you just ignore them like the hypocritical assholes you are.
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Why should we answer your questions? You obviously don’t get the site so how can we correspond with an ignoramus?
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Were you talking to me or Ouroboros, August?
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Because it shows just how cowardly you are. I get the site, the fact is you’re all a bunch of racist morons who need to be locked up and taken away from society. Another fact is that you refuse to accept that you’re all monsters.
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Bruce, it was LN, being foolish still. I need that same block.
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Oh, yes. It is wonderful to not have to read his ramblings anymore. Email the interns, they might be able to accommodate you as well. They gave it to me as a sort of trial test, to see if it works. I love it so far.
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So you decide that, rather than face the truth and explain yourselves and your horrible ideas and just why you’re such monstrosities and beings that you believe are above your own rules, you’d just ignore the people who bring up what hypocritical assholes you are and run away like the cowards you are.
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he said the truth L.N said the truth you hate Obama you hate freedom you are a bunch of pseudo christians you are just a bunch of fraud a real Joke actually not even worth My attention or any people attention for the matters
good thing people like you will never be in power anymore, you are dangerous racist xenophobic homophobic
you even condoned slavery genocide and so on
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lol Ouroboros! Classic!
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Go sodomize yourself with rusty razor blades you dilsuional bastard!
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You are killing it, O-Man! K-I-L-L-I-N-G it! Bless you!
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Seriously Real Dumbass, go fucking kill yourself. You fucking ignorant douchebag. The only reason I was civil with you before is because it showed that even enemies could temporarily put aside difference to enjoy a laugh. But now that you insult me by imagining me as one of you fucking imbeciles, the civility is over. Screw that, the civility is fucking dead…Congratulations you dumbass, you just lost a frenemy and gained my absolute hatred.
Fuck you, fuck your life, fuck your god, fuck your family, go fuck yourself.
As I said before, go fucking die.
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oh my what is this about?
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@Susan
Real Merican thinks I’m actually a christian who’s just playing a character and it’s insulting. If he keeps this up, I’m going to be hostile towards him…If he drops that ridiculous idea, I’ll be civil to him again
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Ms. Ouroboros seems to have anger and control issues… She should really try attending church for real.
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Hey Timmay…I’m a guy…Don’t just randomly assume I’m a girl
Also, church won’t do anything for me
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Nothing except provide you with the salvation you so desperately need. Praise Jesus! And, please, do not read The Worm Ouroboros. It is full of sin. You should not be eating your own tail.
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…I don’t need salvation though, Jesus dosen’t just make all problems disappear. I’m perfectly happy with my current belief
Too late for that…Already read The Worm Ouroboros. Good read
How do you suppose I eat my own tail when humans don’t even have a tail
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To answer your question there is no reasoning with LN. I have had better conversations with Africans that have had their tongues cut out by war lords. He is a giant idiot and I just prefer to ignore him.
Claire actually still amuses me from tiet to time, and honestly with the emosexuals I wish they would stop threatening to cut and just get it over with.
Forgive me Jesus.
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who is this white fool who thinks he can speak for black men?
ps. thank you for the computer kindly donated to my village, the children you taught to write are queuing up to use it as we speak.
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i love how Bruce thinks he can live one day without L.N. or Claire but we all know you have a gay crush on L.N. and you hate pussy so you hate on Claire and me just to make sure we know he’s yours
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THIS JUST IN: SHE DIDN”T MAKE IT then again this is like a week old now.
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She is a bit old to be doing this sort of thing but whatever if this is something she wants to do no harm in trying it.
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