Dwayne Wade Missed Dunk Lights up Twitter, Shames Miami Heat

Dwayne Wade is hanging his head low with shame.  Even though the New York Knicks are without the best player of the year, Jeremy Lin, Wade still cannot do the most fundamental thing in basketball:  dunk.

In the following clip of shame, we see DWade trying to showboat for the crowd with a shuck and jive slammajamma.  If only he was a modest man like Detlef Schrempf, Bob Cousey or the timeless Kevin Duckworth he would have known a layup was good enough.

If Phi Slamma Jamma was still giving out memberships, this pledge level showing of dunksmanship would have him cleaning toilets instead of playing in Game 3 versus the Knicks.  Be ashamed, Wade.  Even I could have made this dunk.