It’s eyes are green with envy and its pink feathers pink with frufru homosexuality! I really wished I had may hunting gear when I first learned you about the pink river dolphins, and even I stoked my anger when I first revealed the gay zoo ducks to the world.
But this new invention by the evolutionists of Cold Creek takes the cake. They have created a chimera duck called the rare long necked river duck! They have invented this duck to help spread gay marriage conversations and to make evolution look ‘rad’ and ‘neato’ to the kids!