Evolutionists Create Rare Long Necked River Duck
It’s eyes are green with envy and its pink feathers pink with frufru homosexuality! I really wished I had may hunting gear when I first learned you about the pink river dolphins, and even I stoked my anger when I first revealed the gay zoo ducks to the world.
But this new invention by the evolutionists of Cold Creek takes the cake. They have created a chimera duck called the rare long necked river duck! They have invented this duck to help spread gay marriage conversations and to make evolution look ‘rad’ and ‘neato’ to the kids!
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It shoots lasers also.
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First evolutionists isn’t a word, whats with you fundies and making up words and second that photo is obviously photoshopped you have to be a inbred conservative to think it’s real.
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Neato? Rad? How fucking old do you think we are. WE ARE 90′S KIDS (and 2000′s). I haven’t heard anyone say that, other than my mom. Your quotes are BULLSHIT. Have a hellish day xD filled with gay ducks lol.
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