• Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Weds – New Wife Gets Burned

    May 23, 2012 11:30 pm 110 comments
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  • Mark Zuckerberg Weds Priscilla Chan at Private Home Ceremony on Saturday

    By Rev. Billy Ray

    <chris┼wire> The American media was quick to take its queue from Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by coining the term “SIMPLE” to explain his surprise wedding to illegal immigrant Priscilla Chan-Zuckerberg on Saturday at their Palo Alto, California home.

    No doubt the Jewish-Atheist multi-billionaire bribed the media to generously portray the private event attended strictly by family and friends as simple when in fact it was nothing of the sort. By any standard applied a more accurate term to describe the event would be “CHEEP!”

    And if the Chinese immigrant who became Suckerjew’s first wife was expecting to at least pull a descent ring out of their unholy union just one day after the groom raked in $20 billion after taking Facebook public she was sorely disappointed. Under California Law if one person builds a business and sells it immediately before being married the spouse has no legal claim to the proceeds of the sale.


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    Officially Zuckerberg’s handlers when speaking to the media with plenty of cash in-hand, claim the two events occurring just 24 hours apart was completely coincidental; but the chances of that being the truth is smaller than an American college drop-out becoming one of the riches men in the US in his twenties.

    Under California’s law Chan-Zuckerberg as his wife now has 50% interest in any proceeds earned from the growth of Facebook since Saturday. But if a tiny wedding and a cheep wedding ring that would be lucky to fetch her $100 from any pawn shop when times get hard weren’t bad enough, the simple immigrant was further humiliated to learn that Facebook’s stock has continually plummeted daily since it went public just four days ago.

    Speculators in Las Vegas are already making odds that the Zuckerberg divorce will exceed the second most expensive divorce in history costing Google’s Eric Schmidt 1.5 billion after divorcing his wife of 13 years. Holding the first place position is PayPal founder Elon Musk who’s had two costly divorces in the last four years.

    After just four days of marital bliss to the Jew born heathen Zuckerberg his wife Chan-Zuckerberg is said to be laying low suffering from a deep depression and suicidal ideation after her father explained just how many ways her Jew-hubby had burned her by cutting her out of the “family fortune.”

    Perhaps her father should’ve explained to her earlier the inherent hazards that exist when partnering up with a Jew. Less than a week ago “Cilla” Chan was just another poor immigrant girl who’d illegally entered the US and has since been desperately seeking an American man to wed in order to avoid deportation. Now that she’s married to this rich American tycoon does anybody really think she’s better off?

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    Rev. Billy Ray Rev. Billy Ray Sunday is 3rd generation preacher. He lives in Forkland, AL and is a journalist for chrisTwire.com.

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