• God Prepares Rare Ring of Fire Solar Eclipse, Gays to Blame

    May 20, 2012 2:29 pm 36 comments
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    Genesis 19:24-29
    24 Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven;

    25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

    26 But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.

    27 And Abraham gat up early in the morning to the place where he stood before the Lord:

    28 And he looked toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld, and, lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace.

    29 And it came to pass, when God destroyed the cities of the plain, that God remembered Abraham, and sent Lot out of the midst of the overthrow, when he overthrew the cities in the which Lot dwelt.

    Sodom and Gomorrah were the birthplaces of illegal backside pacts and gay bowel disease STIs! Look at the horrible fate that came to these two ancient cities only 5,000 years ago! With but a fiery belch of disgusted heartburn from the acts of men on men gluteal crimes turning his belly, God delivered destruction upon these Sodomy Megalopoli of old!

    But now, my friends, now there is a new Sodom. And it is a country named the United States of America! We are supposed to be one nation under God, but how can that be one we let a man legally spread himself under his husband’s Devil Rod!

    Look at the horrors faced by the ancient Sodomites and know that the rare ring of fire solar eclipse 2012 is being done by the angel of Johnny Cash himself!

    God has nominated Johnny Cash’s angel to create this spacial phenomenon to remind everyone of a simple fact: a man should be a man. Men did not get much manlier than Johnny Cash my friends and his angel is surely up there, disgusted by all the gay marriage taking place since he ascended to heaven.

    While scientists are confused about how this Ring of Fire Solar Eclipse May 2012 is taking place, the basics are easy to understand.

    Johnny Cash’s angel and probably some others were dispatched to prove their power by moving back the Chinese Supermoon. The Chinese used their science to tractor beam it close to Earth, to try to scare Obama into surrendering our economy. Fortunately this is an election year or Obama would have pulled a France.

    With the angels already there, God figured to let them give this warning to us all. This ring of fire solar eclipse should help scared everyone into making North Carolina amendment 1 the law, or we may be the next Sodom and Gomorrah.

    Here is Johnny Cash singing like a man and giving his ring of fire prophecy. This is a warning that if you lust for another man like Satan tried to trick Johnny Cash into doing, you will fall into a fiery ring. Only lusting for a woman will save you.

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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