How to Fly First Class for Free
I don’t get a lot of reader emails. Lately it’s usually been who do you support for this or that election, or what is your stance on this issue. But no more than 20 “fan mails” a week. I try to respond to all of them, but this one I thought I would publish.
Dear August,
Two weeks ago I saw you at the Sea-Tac airport. I notice you were checking in first class. Do you think it’s appropriate to fly first class? Would it not have been better for you to fly coach and donated the savings to the poor?
Stacey K (disillusioned)
Mrs. K,
Thank you for taking the time to write Stacey. Let me let you into a little secret, I don’t pay to fly. You are correct though, as I average two and a half trips a month, paying for first class would be very fiscally irresponsible. But a friend shared with me a trick a few years ago to get free airline miles, let me share that trick here for you, show the article below to your husband, he can read it and explain it to you.
Sincerely,
H.A. Weisz
Background information
In 2005 Congress passed a law requiring the US mint to produce a billion dollars worth of one dollar coins. You know, the ones with the presidents heads on them. These coins seemed like a good idea at the time as we then thought of presidents as great people to admire. However, with our current leader, people don’t see the president as anything special, more like the guy taking your order at taco bell at the mall. So now the government is stuck with a bunch of coins nobody wants.
To get them in circulation the mint started the direct ship program which allows you to buy coins at face value and they will ship them to you for free.
How to turn coins into airline miles
All you need is a credit card with a decent limit and has a favorable mileage plan. Buy coins from the U.S. mint, say $5000 at a time, and use your credit card to pay for them. When they arrive, put them in the bank and then pay off your credit card bill before your grace period expires. And cha-ching, 5000 airline miles. Repeat as often as you wish.
But don’t be limited to airline miles, some cards can offer other types of travel rewards, fuel discounts, college tuition credits, or even cash back.
This all assumes you have Caucasian or oriental credit scores. Afro-saxxons and Mexi-saxxons use preloaded secured cards which use a service fee. This plan will not work with those cards.
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.MA
- Sinful
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- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Senator August Weisz
Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography
MA
5:54 pm
Racism and thievery from August? Who’s surprised.
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10:24 pm
Isn’t it dinner time Lawrence? Should’t you be in your moms lap now you attachment parented pervert.
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10:26 pm
Isnt it time you left L.N. alone and quit acting like a 5th grade bully?
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10:29 pm
Um, L.N. is the attacker here. We write the articles and L.N. comes to the attack. Seems he could just stop coming. He is a visitor and this is our site.
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12:45 am
Its actually kind of sad the way it works here. L.N. keeps stating that the people here don’t get to him yet he continues posting on a site which he claims he hates. If he would stop posting on the site then he would not have to be subjected to opposing viewpoints on his. He keeps coming back though, because somewhere in his mind he believes that he can, for once, win an argument against people that use only logical fallacies in their arguments, which, makes an argument useless and extremely entertaining for the rest of us. On the flip side, without commentators like L.N. and the Clair person to stir up controversy Christwire would have to rely on more and more controversial articles until people started hate-commenting and trying to win an argument with reason when it simply can not be done. Therefore, as long as this site stays up, the writers will have somebody to argue with and the commentators will always lose their arguments due to logical fallacies. L.N. you may be smart but you cannot win on this site. Its almost entertaining to a point to watch to try to use reason now.
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11:33 am
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6:01 pm
Thievery and racism from August? Who’s shocked.
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8:09 pm
Wait, are you surprised or shocked? Make up your mind, flip-fopper.
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9:20 pm
You DO realize that the words are interchangeable, right dumbass?
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6:56 pm
And now my comments show up. What the hell.
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6:59 pm
You are disrespectful.
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8:18 pm
and your black why even post here?
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10:21 pm
Why are liberals like you and LN so racist? Mr Mwabwetumba is a polital ambassador to America and we have the greatest respect for his line of work.
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10:24 pm
Right, this guy claims to be an ambassador and shows no proof. That, and considering Christwire’s stance on black people, KBLME has a point; Christwire hates black people and thinks that they are neither human nor capable of going to Heaven.
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10:28 pm
Lawrence you are just a fool. We have several black authors and friends of the site. There is Henry who I have personally met, and even had dinner with his very nice wife in the Ivory Coast. There is Militant Negro who no one can figure out. There is that dark intern, and there is another fellow that is in the Atlanta office but he has not shown up to work in a few months.
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10:37 pm
You still don’t think that they’re human nor can they go to Heaven. If anything, it’s that you’re tolerant of black people if you can benefit from it somehow, yet you still hate them.
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11:49 pm
Little girl, It appears to be there. Do you require medical assistance? If so please dial 811.
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12:18 am
I’ll be honest Claire, which comment did they delete? I’ve noticed that at least half a dozen of my comments are apparently now being moderated, and yet even with that message, it’s still being displayed because Bruce quite clearly replied to one.
If anything, the site’s mad that I’m pointing out all of their bullshit. Guess they don’t like it when someone constantly points out how hypocritical their religion is.
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2:48 am
you sure have done a lot with someone who only just now starts posting on this site this week almost like you are him… shocking I know.
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7:42 pm
Curious.
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7:51 pm
nobody is surprised pretty much sure he was not even a marines as well
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10:33 pm
Please look up the difference between the Marines and Navy. And I was a Seabee; I served my time at Naval Air Facility McMurdo
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10:43 pm
She’s a canadian, they dont have a real military. Just dorks on elks dressed in red. I think they are called mounters or something of the sort.
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4:19 pm
so susan if we don,t have a “real military” can we withdraw our soldier into your stupid war in afghanistan and lets thsoe taliban kill you and your little soldier ?
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1:13 am
Thank you for your service, August.
I, myself was once a marine. We had a special camaraderie with the Navy Base nearby. When they would go on floats, we would go take care of their enlisted and staff nco clubs on base and keep their wives’ spirits up.
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10:32 pm
Oh August, credit cards? I just like to buy everything with cash. Imagine the look on the salesman when I bought my last car.
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5:26 pm
You buying something? HOW DARE YOU! i bet your husband , poor man, beat you when you got home that night how dare you spend his money.
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3:29 am
Her husband passed away. Show some respect, you miscreant!
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4:39 am
You first.
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9:58 pm
you both are sexist creeps
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10:12 pm
Apparently even ‘Susan’ is getting sick of Bruce’s attitude towards women, go figure.
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5:30 pm
Oh God you drive?! I thought to were over 80?! Thats a bit old to still be on the roads…
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11:55 pm
pretty much sur ethere is a Law about that as well
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4:45 am
Isn’t stealing a sin well we know where August is going. Well if it was real anyways.
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10:02 pm
Great article Auggie. I don’t think this trick will work with food stamps, so first class will still the safe the right sort of people.
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9:53 pm
pc4u
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5:51 pm
I think i report August to the police now…
HEHEHEEHEHHEHEHEHEHE…..
also…….
STOP BEING FREEKIN RACIST YOU SHIT HOLE.
JESUS SAID THAT HE ACCEPTED EVERYONE, AND I AM NOT SEEING ANY ACCEPTIN GOIN ON HERE. IF YOU CAN’T JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT AMERICA CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT FOREGIN HELP’ THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBY TO MOSTLY EVERYTHING YOU OWN, because almost everything is made in China and the parts that are used to build your cars and electronics and books and other stuff are made mostly over seas.
ALSO…..
I called the police on you.
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6:51 pm
Oh no! What did you tell them? That someone is getting free airline miles? Or that someone on the internet is doing something you don’t like. I hope it is the second one. Did you record the call? If so please post it, those get hilarious.
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12:17 pm
we can call them for homegrown terrorism after all you all claimed to nuke other country and declaring war on foriegn country even your own allies
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1:33 pm
Are you Kenyan? I can’t place your accent.
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1:41 pm
How do you get an accent from text?
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1:32 pm
Clearly the L in LN doesn’t stand for “linguist”.
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10:30 pm
As you attempt to prove on a daily basis. Claire you do your gender a great dishonor.
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10:40 pm
They can’t actually ever come up with points or arguments, so they have to resort to either post manipulation or personal insults. Quite honestly, I’m surprised they haven’t just changed all of our posts to make them agree with their insane ideas.
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10:45 pm
No one changed your comment claire. Are you so special you never mis type? We all do. stop being foolish.
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10:51 pm
Since I can read your salty comment, I don’t even want to know what you wrote before this change you’re talking about. Also, I am very uncomfortable with vet techs that feel compelled to use bestiality imagery in her pre-menstrual rants.
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10:53 pm
I clearly saw ‘Women are not children’, and considering how Cultwire consists of cowards, it’s not that unlikely that someone would change it up, especially if they hate Claire.
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10:56 pm
She said that women aren’t children. Considering how Cultwire hates Claire, odds are one of the admins (I’d say Adam, but his ego would force him to comment shortly after making the change) changed what she said.
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11:01 pm
Claire – okay, you’ve made that clear. No need to seek a pound of flesh.
LN – please stop fanning the flames with unsupported accusations. You don’t know Adam did anything and I think it is very peevish to start throwing stones at specific individuals when you don’t have evidence.
Take a deep breath and try to treat others how you want to be treated.
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11:03 pm
We don’t hate Claire, she’s our mascot!
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11:04 pm
How mature, Claire.
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11:09 pm
“You don’t know Adam did anything and I think it is very peevish to start throwing stones at specific individuals when you don’t have evidence.”
Let’s see. First off, I already said that I doubt it was Adam; his ego would make him jump in and attempt to rip Claire and women in general a new one. Second, that’s exactly what you fuckers do all the time. Hell, August and ‘Susan’ are trying to say that I’m some jobless loser that lives with his mother with absolutely no proof whatsoever. Not even context clues, no evidence whatsoever! And they’re calling themselves Christians!
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11:59 pm
With a potty mouth like yours, maturity is very suspect.
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12:20 am
Wow, Christwire’s getting more desperate with each day, aren’t they? Two of Claire’s comments have been edited out, and, even better, the reason for one of them is ‘due to low comment rating’, even though it has 5 thumbs up and none down at the moment, and that there isn’t any option to reveal the message.
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12:23 am
LN,
Most people don’t praise what they cannot see in comments. I think the praise is possibly for the edit.
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12:29 am
LN, the “praises” are for the edit, you sad moron.
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12:31 am
I agree with BB’s assessment of the situation. I praised it. Perhaps if the visitors refrained from using offensive language and kept on topic with the article, comments would not get caught by spam filters.
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12:34 am
I doubt it was praise 3-4 times within the past, what, half hour or so. Even so, it still doesn’t take away from the fact that you bastards are nothing but a bunch of cowards.
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4:41 am
the people of this site must be running out now that they have to edit people’s posts.
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11:08 pm
Claire, you are an awful feminist. First you say that women are children, then you call Susan the “C” word. You are a horrible human being. I’m glad I got out of our marriage before I saw this side of you.
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11:12 pm
You say you got the marriage annulled, and yet you constantly reference it.
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11:23 pm
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11:28 pm
Bruce, just because you hear of a new phrase, doesn’t mean you should use it constantly.
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11:30 pm
Not a new phrase, just an appropriate one. Thanks for trying to make a joke though. Keep up the good work, champ. You’ll get it one day.
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11:36 pm
You’ve used it at least three times within the past two days, Bruce, and you clearly use it just because you felt like using it.
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11:37 pm
“Keep up the good work, champ. You’ll get it one day.”
LN? Get it? L.O.L.O.T.F.
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11:38 pm
No, I used it because Claire seems to have a bad case of the “butt hurt” lately.
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11:45 pm
August, you’re so stupid, it’s starting to physically hurt.
And Bruce? You just learned the phrase, so, yeah, you’re just using it willy-nilly.
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9:56 am
@ Claire – What’s the problem? I just read your post which you claim said “Women are children.” My reading of your post shows that you are correct. Your post does read… Women are children. I either missed something or maybe you re-read your post incorrectly. Please watch your language on here. The C-word and the F-word are obscene and offensive. But you should continue to post.
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1:00 pm
“My reading of your post shows that you are correct.”
The post says that now because someone took the time to edit it just to make fun of Claire, since the person who did the editing hates her.
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10:03 am
Claire it was your error. No one here can alter or change another’s post. Some posts are moderated, mostly for new people with new accounts. And maybe for people that post obscenities and such… that I do not know. But honestly from what I see on chrisTwire, there admins are very, very liberal allowing people’s posts to stand even when they use offensive language. On other forums that would never be tolerated and you and LN would’ve never lasted very long on those forums before you’d get the boot. I’ve seen chrisTwire’s admins censor very, very few posts.
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8:24 pm
And more sexism from our resident “feminist”. Geez, Claire, try not to be so obvious in your hatred of women next time.
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9:55 pm
‘Claire, you’re so incredibly sexist, stop hating on women! Now get back in the kitchen, cook up meals, birth babies and obey your husband, and stop voting!’
–Bruce ‘Dumbass’ Danus
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9:55 pm
she is very sexist
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3:19 am
The comment in your picture proof is the exact same comment as above. Are you having another mental episode? Should I call your parents? I’m worried about you, kiddo.
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11:06 am
Actually, here’s the hilarious part, that picture of Claire’s comment saying ‘women’ instead of ‘old people’? You can clearly see the ‘(edit)’ bit right next to the time of posting. An option that doesn’t appear anywhere else. Unless you’re an administrator that can edit comments.
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11:56 am
Hell, it’s almost worth saving now and highlighting that the next time they start claiming that the admins can’t edit stuff.
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12:10 pm
Probably because you’ve been here the longest, and everyone else seems to come and go or not put up as big of a fight as you. It’s sad, they’re so desperate for SOMETHING that they not only lie themselves, but alter or delete our posts just because they can’t actually come up with a sound or rational reason as to why they do or say the things they do, and they’re sick of seeing the truth displayed out in the public.
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12:39 pm
Do you two need a moist cloth?
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3:27 pm
I guess this means Claire has admin rights and may be the elusive robert person.
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5:31 pm
Exactly, August.
I also think she’s trying to get LN in trouble or worse. Poor LN, so trusting.
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5:34 pm
“I guess this means Claire has admin rights and may be the elusive robert person.”
Except there’s clearly ANOTHER screenshot of her own post prior to the change that does NOT have the edit bit in there. Not only that, but if she had admin rights, you DO realize that she’d probably ban or delete half the comments you make, right?
And by Robert, I assume you’re talking about ‘Susan’?
“I also think she’s trying to get LN in trouble or worse. Poor LN, so trusting.”
Care to explain how she’s ‘trying to get me in trouble’, Dipshit?
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5:40 pm
Are you familiar with the word ‘dupe’?
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5:43 pm
You’re not explaining how Claire is ‘trying to get me into trouble’. Are you saying that she’s wrong and that editing is impossible? Then why is the word ‘edit’ right next to the time of posting? Are you saying that she’s then capable of editing posts? Then you must be implying that she’s an administrator and that falls apart considering she doesn’t ban half a dozen assholes who post on this site regularly like you or August. Are you saying that the ‘edit’ was photoshopped in there? Well, I’m not buying that considering I’ve witnessed several edits myself, be it post manipulation or post deletion.
So, yeah, you’re wrong and stupid, Blanche.
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6:07 pm
What about ‘rube’? Sounds more familiar to you?
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6:47 pm
So you’re saying you got nothing? Alright.
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7:03 pm
Why bother? Nothing from credible sources will be taken seriously by you.
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7:56 pm
L.N. and Claire, are you two really this dense or are you just playing a role? Everyone can edit their OWN comments, but NOBODY (Admins included) can edit somebody else’s. Have you never been on the dashboard before? You can edit your own comments there. It is clear that Claire edited her own comment to try and make us look like we are manipulating things to make her look bad. It really is sad that Claire has no actual arguments left in her tiny brain, so she has to resort to these types of attacks on us. Grow up, Claire.
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10:53 pm
“L.N. and Claire, are you two really this dense or are you just playing a role? Everyone can edit their OWN comments, but NOBODY (Admins included) can edit somebody else’s.”
Absolute and total bullshit. Doesn’t matter how you’re commenting, you can’t edit your own posts, and apparently you’re too stupid to realize just what an admin is.
“Have you never been on the dashboard before? You can edit your own comments there.”
No, no you can’t.
“It is clear that Claire edited her own comment to try and make us look like we are manipulating things to make her look bad.”
Why bother, you already do a perfect job of making yourselves look bad, Claire doesn’t need to add anything. You guys have already proven that you’re liars and hypocrites beyond what’s normal of humanity.
“It really is sad that Claire has no actual arguments left in her tiny brain, so she has to resort to these types of attacks on us.”
When have any of you ever once thoroughly debunked anything that Claire or I have said, and then compare that number to the number of things that you completely avoided or couldn’t prove or etc.
I’m sure you’ll find that we have plenty arguments and attacks against you using actual logic and facts that prove you’re all horrendous human beings.
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2:01 am
Seriously, Claire, grow up.
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2:06 am
Oh, believe me Claire, I’ve witness more mature debates among children in my neighborhood than what the writers of Christwire have come up with. They can’t actually prove that someone’s wrong when it comes to basic facts, so they either insult them or tell them to grow up. It’s sad, really.
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3:13 am
Real martian ?
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6:23 pm
Forgive me for the typo, Claire. I’ve prayed on it and decided to use my actual name from now on. Bless!
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