• In Obama’s America: Presidents Party With Porn Stars and Cats Commit Suicide

    May 24, 2012 5:55 pm 86 comments
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  • (ChrisTwire)—Once again we see another fallout of the liberal Obama presidency.

    Sick of his nappy headed hoe wife, “Pretender in Chief” Barack Hussein Obama this week sent fellow liberal Bill “Crabs” Clinton to Monaco to pick up porn stars to bring back to the west wing.

    Not one to follow directions well, Clinton failed to keep his mission secret and couldn’t resist getting his picture taken while yelling “Look at me now Lewinsky!”

    The adult film industry skanks flanking the 42nd president were 23-year-old Tasha Reign and 22-year-old Brooklyn Lee — who won the 2012 AVN Award for Best New Starlet and subsequently tweeted about meeting Clinton – plus an unidentified third woman.

    In Other News Caused by Obama:

    The magnitude 7.1 earthquake that struck the Turkish city of Van on October 23rd of last year has led to an increase in feline suicide attempts, according to Professor Abuzer Tas of the Faculty of Veterinary Studies at Van’s Century University.

    “After the quake that jolted Van, a large number of cats are throwing themselves from heights,” said Prof. Tas, who attributes the suicidal tendencies to psychological disorders developed as a direct result of the quake.

    They are getting fidgety by remaining in confined areas for a long time,” he said, “They are worried about getting adopted or treated by graduates of Mount Ida technical school.”

    “The professor did not provide exact figures to back up his conclusion, but said the university’s animal hospital has seen an uptick in Van cats that have sustained broken bones after jumping from great heights.

    Source: AAFP newsleter link to article.

    Shame on you Obama!

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