Is Joss Whedons “The Avengers” Enough to Pay For His Past TV Sins?
As most of the world has learned, this week’s big movie is “The Avengers”. As I write this the movie has broken a record with a staggering $200.3 million debut this weekend. The figure crushes “Harry Potter” which previously held the three-day record with a measly $169.1 million from last July.
This should show the world that America is a good wholesome country. We love our American heroes and don’t take crap from anyone. Especially little effeminate British wiccans that teach our children to turn away from Christianity.
But for me, my only problem with the movie is the director, Joss Whedon. He has been putting filth on the air waves of America, since 1997. For almost two decades this man has been teaching Americas youth to hate America and to turn from what is right. Let’s review his previous TV sins against humanity.
Buffy The Vampire Hunter
Sure it sounds like a good Christian show. What can be more Christian that hunting down and slaughtering the evil beast offspring of Vlad “The Impaler” Tepis and Judas Iscariot? But do not be misled. This evil show took demons and other demonic creatures and tried to humanize them. What can be worse than thinking of a demon as a human being? They are not human they are evil!
Angel
Once again you are misled to believe this might be a good morally upstanding show. But those that tuned into FOX from 1999 through 2004, was accosted by a disgusting sinfest featuring the whore Buffy’s boyfriend, who was a vampire, not an angel as one might be lead to believe.
Regular viewers of the show were regularly treated to softcore views of this Vlad Dracul impaling countless women with his turgid satanic sin stick. A whole generation suffered irreparable moral harm at the hands of these two shows.
Buffy and Angel
Firefly
Finally, Whedon turned away from the occult to combine two separate TV genres into what is potentially the worst show in history. This show was so horrible that FOX took it off the air before the first season was even done! That is how bad it was!
This show took Science fiction and combined it with a Western. It featured a space ship Captain that had a whore girlfriend, a black female 2nd in charge, and a brother and sister escapee from justice. There was also a preacher but he soon lost his faith and was shown as an outlaw in the past. The series showed the crew flying around in space speaking a bunch of Chinese and running from the rightful government, while the prostitute served men around the galaxy.
Although this show was short lived, it so impacted the lives of Generation X with sin that the show still had a large cult following (emphasis on CULT). In fact, from time to time there are petitions and movements to bring it back to air. For the love of all that’s holy let’s hope that doesn’t happen.
Doll House
Finally, the last show that Joss Whedon infected our air waves with was the TV show Doll House. Believe it or not, this show is the worst of his godless shows. It revolves around a young woman that works at a house of prostitution known as The Doll House. Echo as she is known, is a programmable prostitute. Wealthy clients hire her to be anyone that they want and to take on the traits that they desire. Once again this show was cancelled.
A typical scene from “Doll House”.
Captain America, is it enough?
So there you have it. Those are just the TV shows that he has made. He is responsible for many more movies, that he has written. Can one movie about real American heroes make up for his sins that he has visited upon this nation? You be the judge. Of course in time God will judge him properly.
Captain America, dismayed to learn of the studios choice of director for The Avengers.
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Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
8:02 pm
Why is the only black man in this movie got a messed up eye? This is racist.
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8:08 pm
maybe he lost it bravely
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8:21 pm
You are correct…Nick Fury (or as Militant said “the only black guy”) lost his eye from shrapnel from a grenade in WW2
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8:41 pm
WWII? That is just silly, he would be my age!
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9:05 pm
captain america too but well he got cryogenized (well frozen up)
I don’t know if Nick fury had the same fates though
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10:02 pm
Nick Fury is able to live through the “Infinity Formula”. A formula that slows his aging.
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10:59 pm
you kids are just talking silliness now
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11:28 pm
Well that’s comics for you…They rely on the silliness…That’s what makes them awesome
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12:29 pm
I remember having to explain the Infinity Formula to my little sister after she asked why Loki just doesn’t wait around for the Avengers to die off. She was so mad when I told her. Because we secretly want Loki to win.
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3:43 pm
you are un american
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3:50 pm
What are you even talking about now?
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4:55 pm
un american because people want to have loki which is a scandinavian God ( and in no way related to America) how is it even “possible”
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5:01 pm
In the event that Loki does somehow win in a parallel universe you understand they’re just forms of entertainment, right? It’s not real.
LOL
I WANT THE BEANPOLE WITH DADDY ISSUES TO WIN. THAT MAKES ME SOOOO EVIL.
LOKI’D!
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8:11 pm
Dude the Avengers was an amazing movie and who cares if this dude directed it? It was a good movie cant we just leave it at that?
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12:32 pm
The Avengers movie wouldn’t have been anywhere near as awesome if Joss Whedon didn’t direct it. It’s almost been a week since I’ve seen it the first time and I’m still not over it.
(So far I’ve seen it three times and my parents are coming to visit it for my birthday so we can watch it together. I’m trying to see how many times I can watch it before it gets removed from theaters. ALSO LOKI’D I’m making myself some Loki shoes because yup, I have been Tom Hiddleston’d.)
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7:54 pm
lol thats pretty awesome I’m going to go see it for the 2nd time this weekend.
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10:04 pm
And I’m going as Lady Loki.
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10:17 pm
That sounds badass lol
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10:30 pm
I know I’m so excited. I wanted to take pictures but my roommates camera is LA BUSTED. But there’s always comic con.
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9:02 am
You have to fight Sigyn for him – he’s married. Also sorry about the Golden Apples of Idunn not being better than SHIELD’s Infinity Formula.
-Jeff
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9:29 pm
Lol, I know about Sigyn, I read the Poetic Edda, and Sigyn’s a bad ass. Even if Loki and her fighting did cause Ragnorak.
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10:31 am
Get thee behind this site, Satan!
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3:30 pm
What are you babbling about now?
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10:09 pm
Um excuse me? Was that comment for me? Because wtf does Satan have to do with anything?
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8:14 pm
I want to see that movie so bad my brother and dad saw it last weekend but I was and my grandpa’s. Oh and guess what the new Black Veil Brides song “Unbroken” is on the soundtrack and I love that song. It’s AMAZING!
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8:16 pm
OMG! The music in this movie is so badass I was excited to see Unbroken by BVB in it. Our little Andy has come so far xD
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8:29 pm
I know they want the world and they shall have it. But I really hope it doesn’t go to their heads.
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8:41 pm
I don’t think BVB will let it go to their heads Andy has stuck true to everything he said he would and he loves his fans plus his past should keep him down to earth..
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8:45 pm
beersack is the antichrist
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8:57 pm
Oh silly Susan you must be confused. Andy is not the anti-christ, Andy is a life saver he only makes kickass music and helps his fans through tough times.
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10:29 pm
I know but I’m kind of a newer fan like only nine months and a lot of people say that he’s changed.
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10:34 pm
Don’t worry he hasnt changed except for he is more professional about his work and he has cut his hair even shorter than last time and wears a bit less makeup but it’s only so he isnt only known for his image and people recognize him for his musical talent.
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11:01 pm
he did finally get a hair cut, maybe he has changed for the better but my sources tell me he is still a godless sodomite.
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11:23 pm
Susan he has not changed on the inside he is the same Andy that he has always been, I never want him to change. Andy is one of my role models he puts his fans first, I wish more guys today would be like him.
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3:46 pm
Gay?
Why do you want more guys to be gay?
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4:29 pm
Andy is not fucking gay, quit judging on appearances like seriously wtf are 12?
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8:37 pm
he and Matt Good have admitted to being gay, didnt you see the article?
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8:39 pm
What article? Your blog post? You aren’t a good source of information, ‘Susan’.
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8:40 pm
Yes and it was a joke between 2 really good freinds. Neither Matt or Andy are gay, in fact Andy has a beautiful girlfreind with a wonderful voice. Dont take things so literally.
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9:24 pm
thanks but I was a little confused cuz some people were like remember when he used to care and stuff like that. I’m so happy he’s doing vlogs again if only they would do chance and andy videos again too. I know I love his new haircut. I think it’s stupi that people only listen to them cuz of his hair.
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9:24 pm
thanks but I was a little confused cuz some people were like remember when he used to care and stuff like that. I’m so happy he’s doing vlogs again if only they would do chance and andy videos again too. I know I love his new haircut. I think it’s stupid that people only listen to them cuz of his hair.
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9:40 pm
Ikr. I respect Andy and I think its stupid how some fan girls only love him for his looks
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8:43 pm
Only a pervert like Joss Whedon would include such horrible music in such a good american movie.
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8:45 pm
There isnt any horrible music most of the bands are my favorites.
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8:46 pm
exactly, horrible music.
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8:51 pm
No, I dont think so I only listen to the best music around.
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9:26 pm
I doubt you listen to big band music from the 1940s.
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9:34 pm
Nah, best music as in Avenged Sevenfold, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Bring Me The Horizon, Asking Alexandria and that sort of stuff x]
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9:56 pm
I rarely listen to Avenged Sevenfold but some of their work is good.
I’m more of 1970s-1990s guy for music.
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10:01 pm
I only listen to rock psalms.
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10:03 pm
The 70s to the 90s had some kick ass music lol and A7X is my favorite band although I will admit it hasnt quite been the same since Jimmy passed away, he was an amazing drummer, foREVer.
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10:04 pm
Only? Man you need to open up and listen to more than just that. Personally, I don’t like the band but rock itself is great. You should try other forms of rock.
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10:32 pm
Oh believe me Pebrocks, before JC, I listened the heck out of classic rock, then in college branched out to just about every type of music that involved drums, guitars, bass and vocals. I was big into the first wave of “emo” music, bands that today’s scruffians probably don’t realize ever existed; Planes Mistaken For Stars, Sunny Day Real Estate, early Jimmy Eat World, Texas is the Reason, etc. with a tip of the hat to Rites of Spring. After moving to Los Angeles, I was in several bands including one that was heavily influenced by Tool. Right before we were about to play our first gig, the Love of Jesus Christ entered my life and I haven’t looked back since, eschewing a life of soul-crushing booze and drugs, loose whorelots and empty music for something that is real. The unconditional love of a man who lived nearly 3000 years ago.
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10:39 pm
Dude I love Jimmy Eat World and Tool… i’m surprised you ever listened to that stuff.
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11:04 pm
Avenged Seven Fold (or A7F) is a good christian band, I have written about them before.
Real Merican I am glad that you have turned from the influences of that Godless May-Nerd.
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11:21 pm
Bless you Susan, May-Nerd was the worst of the bunch. I hear he’s producing wines in AZ now. First he was poisoning the eardrums, now he’s poisoning the palette? I’m glad I got out when I did.
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11:27 pm
Susan, Avenged Sevenfold (A7X) isnt christian, although they have biblical references they do not glorify God’s name.Have you heard the song A Little Peice of Heaven or God Hates Us? And any band with a parental advisory sticker should be a sign they arnt as family freindly as you think.
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2:22 am
I can’t stand any of that twanging geetar crapola. It’s all filth and it makes kids crazy because it’s full of inasne clowns and morbid iron maidens and every last one of them is heading on a highway to hell and taking all their listeners with them.
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12:34 pm
I’m sorry, but I couldn’t hear the music over the PURE INSANE AWESOME that I was the movie.
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4:15 pm
Wasn’t that May-Nerd in a band called “Puscifer” as well? Sounds an awful lot like “Lucifer” if you ask me. He must be from the Devil.
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5:02 pm
I think you’re the devil.
Also LOKI’D~!
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7:53 pm
And I KNOW you are chubby.
Un-LOKI’d
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8:39 pm
PC4U Bruce
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10:05 pm
Once you are Loki’d you cannot be un Loki’d pitiful mortal. LOKI’D!
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9:02 pm
Lord Xenu! Beck will strike you down! May your reign of space terror end!
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9:08 pm
The only thing I agree is “good movie” I won’t implie “american” between the line because not every actor is american ( or even in the movie itself like black widow is an ex KGB agent)
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9:28 pm
CAPTAIN AMERICA=AMERICAN
even that commie slut is american because we took her and she fights for us now.
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9:57 pm
How is she a slut though? Because she wasn’t from America? How horrible of you to say Susan.
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12:37 pm
Dude, Thor isn’t even human. So there’s that. And Black Widow IS TOO FUCKING AWESOME FOR WORDS. She’s all, Oh I’m so tiny and girly and helpless and all the men are like HAHAHA you are stupid and these are all our secrets and she’s all Ok, thanks bitch, I’m going to kick your fucking ass in. Black Widow FTW.
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3:52 pm
This is a christian website, please use language appropriate for a christian website.
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5:03 pm
I DO WHAT I WANT.
LOKI’D!
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5:06 pm
is it your Only argument susan CAPTAIN AMERICA IS AMERICAN so what ?
like I said it’s not only an AMERICAN movie
therefore CAPTAIN CANADA exist too you know
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5:08 pm
There is no such thing you silly canuck. Even if there were no one would care.
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5:12 pm
Actually Captain Canada does exist
And has everyone suddenly forgotten about Pietro and Wanda? They’re on the Avengers too, and they’re Magneto’s kids! GERMAN SUPERHEROES FOR THE WIN.
Also I would like to point out that the Avengers pretty much got released in America last. In Germany it was released weeks ago.
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8:41 pm
That super canuck is gayer than beersack
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8:43 pm
Can you pkease quit hating on Andy for like 2 seconds? He has never done anything to you.
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10:07 pm
Oh, and Captain America isn’t? Besides Natasha he’s the only one that goes running around in a skin tight outfit. Cappy is such a prissy pants. GO CAPSICLE!
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9:05 pm
This is a terrible movie for the kids. The Hulk is simply a metaphor for THE GREEN MENACE!!! Don’t let him fill you with his rage!
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9:31 pm
Are we supposed to forget that Bruce Banner is made of all things that are fucking awesome now? And whatever, I took my niece and nephew to go see this, and they love’d it.
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10:33 pm
You mean inspiring music that has saved the lives of many and that’s why it’s in a super hero movie because they save people too. I mean how is this horrible?
Now you’re adrift in the sea of lies
A foolish villain in an endless chapter
The demons running behind your eyes
A simple shadow
We can fight together
I’ll never walk away
Tear down! the walls that will surround
Cry out! above the burning sound
Show me! how bleeding hearts can pound
If we stand together, we will be unbroken!
We carry forward into the night
The strength of innocence like children’s laughter
An army standing for what is right
We’ll fall like angels if we lose what matters
I will not walk away
Tear down! the walls that will surround
Cry out! above the burning sound
Show me! how bleeding hearts can pound
If we stand together, we will be unbroken!
(Woah Woahh..)
We will not walk away
Tear down! the walls that will surround
Cry out! above the burning sound
Show me! how bleeding hearts can pound
If we stand together, we will be unbroken!
Tear down! the walls that will surround
Cry out! above the burning sound
Show me! how bleeding hearts can pound
If we stand together, we will be unbroken!
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11:06 pm
that crappy music has saved no one,I wish you emo idiots would stop fooling yourselves.
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11:29 pm
Susan, it saves many people. I can name about 10 people I know personaly and myself who have been saved by their music. they helped me through a really bad depression and taught me not to give up.
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11:41 pm
stupidity
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1:34 pm
why did you remove the vanity story,…….. oh cuz its not real. so sorry i thought u were sane for a second there
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4:32 pm
Of couse you think its stupid the only thing that makes you feel better is fighting and spreading lies about innocent people…
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5:07 pm
how many people christianity saved these day ? the war in afghanistan and riaq became a “holy war” and killed millions of Muslims because you hates them
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8:43 pm
it has killed thousands at best. Anyway they were all terrorists and deserved it. If they had not killed 3,000 americans on 9-11 we would have allowed them to rot in their caves.
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9:29 pm
Really? They helped me stop cutting so and I was a cutter for about a year and three quarters and I’m now self harm free for six weeks and it’s been getting better ever since I found them so suck it.
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9:31 pm
Wow susan my cousin is muslim and she’s an amazing person and they were not all terrorists I can assure you. How can you even think like that?
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5:08 pm
You are a terrible person.
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9:15 pm
Hey I liked Buffy and Angle. They were two great shows while growing up. Those two and Charm.
Anyway, The Avengers was an amazing movie, who cares about past projects you don’t like.
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9:29 pm
Apparently you do since you are telling me how much you loved those god awful shows as a perverted child.
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9:54 pm
Perverted child? No, at those ages I wasn’t anywhere near perverted. That happened later, and then went away. However, I respect your opinion of these shows, but still think you’re wrong :p. Agree to disagree.
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11:07 pm
I will always agree to disagree with you until Jesus enters you.
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12:06 am
Even when I’m right? That is a terrible way to argue. And I don’t want anyone entering me. That is very homosexual and I don’t flow that way. Maybe if he took me out to diner first.
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12:27 am
why are you making that dirty?
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12:44 am
Why do you nimrods (meaning you, Robert and your cult) make things dirty or take them out of context? Do you ever once stop and look at the responses of people and go ‘well shit, that sounds a lot like me’ and then realize just how stupid or horrible you sound?
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12:39 pm
Pebrocks, I know your feels. Me and my older sister and my mom use to watch all those shows. And we loved Firefly. Especially Firefly. Nathan Fillion rocks my socks. And lol I use to watch WAY worse shows when I was a kid too. X-Files and Tales from the Crypt man. Those shows freaked me the fuck out.
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3:55 pm
Oh celetial are you one of those weirdos that dress up? What are they called? Long coats? Bunch of weirdos.
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5:04 pm
If by dressing up you mean going to go see the Avengers in my Captain America costume than yes that is something that I do.
Next time I’m going as Lady Loki.
LOKI’D!
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9:07 pm
How is letting Jesus enter you dirty? I don’t know about you guys, but I’d totally nail Jesus.
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9:27 pm
I used to read the Avengers comic books as a secular lad. I didn’t really like the diversity of characters though, and stopped reading altogether when they refused to adhere to the Comics Code Authority.
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9:30 pm
Gods Authority trumps all.
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10:10 pm
Ugh I read the begining of the article just now and it’s just utterly terrible. The shows weren’t created to ruining anything of America. They are nothing more than T.V shows. Please take the idea that America is a one religion county. If you keep thinking it is, we would turn into countries you hate.
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11:07 pm
I never cared for that Joss Whedon’s music. She was too whiny, especially “Snakes and Ladders” and “Victim of a foolish heart”. I can’t believe she is making Television programs and Movie films now too. I think I might just avoid this film now that I know she was involved.
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11:18 pm
That’s Joss Stone who sang those, you twit.
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12:40 pm
Joss Whedon isn’t a woman and he isn’t a musician you twit.
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3:57 pm
Hi Sarah! Welcome back! How is the “We Hate Bruce Danus” Tumblr going? Has it ruined my life yet? I haven’t checked in there lately.
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4:17 pm
Is she the whorelot responsible for that page?
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4:28 pm
She had a gay make it for her, because she is too inept to make a Tumblr that isn’t just flashing pictures.
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4:34 pm
what the hell is a whorelot? do you mean harlot?
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5:09 pm
I have my own Tumblr page with over 200 followers so I think I’m doing alright.
Michael says he hasn’t had time to update it that much because we’ve been working on our con costumes for the Avengers. It’s been a lot of fun. I went as Captain America once and the second time I went as Black Widow. Next I’m going as Loki. He’s been Thor and Iron Man. But yeah, we had to ignore the ask box because we have about a back log of hatemail to get too and we’re both too lazy to answer back. We’ll get to it when we’re done with the Avengers craze.
Also Michael says that he didn’t create it to ruin your life, he did it in order to improve the quality of his because, and I quote,’I eat the hatred of others and bask in its glory.’
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5:40 pm
Then he must be losing a lot of weight, because nobody hates me.
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5:54 pm
Tell that to the twenty or so death threats we receive, and they’re not for us either, because they ask for your blood by name. And then there are the others that call you the spawn of Satan. Also by name. I don’t think we received one email of someone claiming to actually like you.
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7:33 pm
All of those comments are directed at the person who created the Tumblr, not me. The death threats are because they want the page shut down because they love me so much and think it is wrong of you and your friends to try and smear my good name.
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7:37 pm
Hey, CD, mind getting some of those messages verbatim and putting them up for us? Apparently Bruce’s ego is still too inflated for his own good.
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7:43 pm
Wait… What happened to my block on L.N.? Interns, did the site do maintenance and remove my block? I can see his stupid retorts again. This has ruined my day.
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7:45 pm
That’s the best comeback you have? You never had a blocker in the first place. You’re a liar Bruce, we know this for a fact, stop trying to act like the pompous asshole you think you are.
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7:49 pm
Ummm…No, L.N., I did have you blocked, but I was just informed by Mike Watson that it was slowing the site down because of how many comments you make constantly. The server had to attempt to block all of your comments every time I refreshed a page, so it was bogging down the Holy Site. I guess I will just ignore you instead.
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8:48 pm
CD that is called bullying , you are bullying him and I am reporting you.
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10:16 pm
Except I wasn”t the one to create the site, and I’m not the one who is sending the messages. But okay LN, I’ll post some of the asks we got.
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10:27 pm
And this is our inbox. Yikes
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10:44 pm
I like how poorly written they all are. You have some pretty “brainy” followers, I see. “Laughing Out Loud”
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10:51 pm
Ah Bruce, you’re such a terrible liar.
And I wouldn’t be cracking at the spelling errors of others, considering you spell out ‘lol’ and you don’t ever want to mention the errors of your fellow cult members.
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10:54 pm
The fact is not they have some questionable grammar, the fact is that they all hate you as a collective. The Bruce you suck one is grammatically correct though, and if I’m not mistaken that’s actually a song from a movie. Quite clever that one.
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11:09 pm
What the heck is a “lol”?
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11:10 pm
Yes Sarah, so far out of all of them on that page, that one is the only worthwhile one.
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11:22 pm
What does their grammar have to do with the fact that they hate you in the first place?
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11:42 pm
They don’t hate me, L.N., they are doing what the kids on the Interwebs call “tr*lling”. Get hip with the lingo, daddy-o. “Laughing Out Loud and Shaking My Head”
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11:45 pm
“They don’t hate me, L.N., they are doing what the kids on the Interwebs call “tr*lling”. Get hip with the lingo, daddy-o. “Laughing Out Loud and Shaking My Head””
My god you’re stupid.
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11:46 pm
Strongly disagree.
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11:50 pm
You can disagree all you want, doesn’t change the fact that you’re an idiot.
You tell me to ‘get with the lingo’ and you don’t know what ‘lol’ is even though you spell it out.
You say that people who want to violently stab you and see you bleed and die are just joking.
You think the holocaust was hilarious, and you don’t see the problem of laughing at the demise of the people who died.
You’re an absolute monster, a hypocrite, and a liar, and yet you’re so incredibly stupid, you don’t realize it.
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11:54 pm
Completely wrong and utterly ridiculous.
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11:59 pm
No, it’s all completely true, you’re a terrible person. You should be either locked up or shot and put out of our misery.
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12:01 am
Also, I do not find the holocaust to be funny. It never happened, if it had, there wouldn’t be so many jews now days. More like the HOAX-a-caust. “Laughing Out Loud”
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12:06 am
You DO realize that all of the world’s jewish people were NOT in the holocaust, right?
Wait, I’m talking to the retarded man-child that called Schindler’s List a comedy and can’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality and hates black people.
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12:09 am
I do NOT hate blacks! I have told you multiple times that I employ one and a half of them! Get that into that rock that you call a brain!
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12:16 am
Let’s see, you refuse to call them people or human, you claim to own a business and yet can count on a single hand just how many black people you’ve employed (hell, your words say you hired two black people, but because one of them has a white parent, you only consider him ‘half’), and you stereotype them to hell and back.
Yeah, you hate black people.
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12:23 am
I would hire more, but they don’t apply. They are probably too happy with their welfare checks, food stamps and money from drug sales and robberies.
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12:28 am
Like I said, you use nothing but stereotypes to describe them. You hate black people.
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12:30 am
The truth is not a stereotype!
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12:37 am
Uh, no, the truth and stereotypes are actually quite different. Stereotypes describe a type of person based on the actions of a few.
You use stereotypes to describe black people because you hate them. You want to lock’em up in chains and sell them like slaves. You already said you own a slave, so it’s not that unlikely that you’re apart of the darker side of humanity. After all, slavery is endorsed by the bible! It’s about the only thing you WANT to follow.
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12:39 am
I follow the 10 commandments and every word of the New Testament!
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12:49 am
Bullshit, you clearly missed the parts that said ‘not to lie’.
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12:57 am
I do not lie.
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12:59 am
Yeah you do. You lie, you hate black people, and you’re overall a hateful human being.
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1:12 am
Hey L.N., your girlfriend Claire is messaging me on Facebook right now. I think she is trying to reconcile with me. Are you jealous?
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1:28 am
How about you post this supposed reconciliation? Considering how you’re a liar though, you’re trying ever so hard to piss me off. The thing is, you’re failing.
Oh, by the way, nice try on dodging what I said, you hateful little bastard. I wonder what you think of yourself, considering the number of lies you’ve fabricated.
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1:34 am
This is a more private conversation. Claire can post it if she wants, but it reveals some info that Claire might not like shared. I respect her privacy, but if you ask her, maybe she will post it or email it to you.
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1:36 am
“This is a more private conversation. Claire can post it if she wants, but it reveals some info that Claire might not like shared. I respect her privacy, but if you ask her, maybe she will post it or email it to you.”
So what you’re saying is, you’re full of shit since you can’t post it.
Seriously, Bruce, you’ve got some kind of condition, seek help. One day you’re going to lie to the wrong person and you’re going to end up with a bullet in your brain and a knife in your chest.
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1:53 am
Ok, here is part of it. You will notice how Claire is softening me up with a little flirting, I left the really dirty stuff off because this is a family site.
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2:02 am
Where’s the evidence that Claire wanted to ‘reconcile’ with you? I just saw evidence that proves the contrary and it came straight from you!
I also noticed that you didn’t send a single one of those messages from a mobile device, which proves you’re lying, again, when it comes to owning a computer.
Also, how DID you get that picture uploaded so quickly? You claimed that you yourself can’t actually upload pictures and that you have to get ‘your Korean’ to do it for you. You’re trying to tell me that you woke up a man at (the earliest) midnight just to upload a picture for you to link to?
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2:10 am
Are you purposefully being stupid? I am at my office watching my clubs on the video cameras, as I do every night. I have a computer in my office to watch the cameras via the internet. My Korean is my tech guy, so he stays with me at the office in case I lose a feed to a club. My word, you are dense.
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2:13 am
Also, Claire has a strange way of flirting. You have to read the subtext. I said that I left the dirty talk off because this is a family site.
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2:19 am
You were mentioning my twiddle rompus at one point. I was getting uncomfortable with all the sex talk, since we aren’t married. I know you were just trying to get me all hot and bothered by talking dirty to me, but I have Jesus and ice cubes on my side. Nice try, Champ.
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2:23 am
“Are you purposefully being stupid? I am at my office watching my clubs on the video cameras, as I do every night. I have a computer in my office to watch the cameras via the internet. My Korean is my tech guy, so he stays with me at the office in case I lose a feed to a club. My word, you are dense.”
So let me get this straight: you claim to own a series of nightclubs (places you find to be sinful so the irony is astounding, and that you never bother to name the night clubs or provide evidence of your ownership of them), you claim to be working at one now as part of security (something that is not typical of owners of a club considering they’d hire actual security guards and watchers and so forth), and yet you can’t even do any actual work on your own so you need to bring along someone you probably want to murder violently with you so being there in the first place is pointless on two fronts: one being that you aren’t properly equipped to handle any kind of security threat (and the fact that owners aren’t apart of the security team at all should something happen in the building), and the other being that you can’t actually handle the technical issues that pop-up.
Do you seriously expect me to believe you?
“Also, Claire has a strange way of flirting. You have to read the subtext. I said that I left the dirty talk off because this is a family site.”
You’re the only person who looks at ‘I want to take a knife and gouge your eyes out then slit your throat while I laugh at the carnage I unleash then piss on your corpse’ and thinks it’s flirting.
Bruce, you are by far, the single, most stupid bastard to exist. You are hateful, you are a liar, and you are PATHETIC.
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2:25 am
Mr. Billings does not swear like a sailor and use filthy terms for sexual acts though. His articles are tastefully done, not the kind of filth that you were spewing in these messages.
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2:30 am
“I was getting uncomfortable with all the sex talk, since we aren’t married.”
Which is another thing, you claimed to have married Claire (a marriage that could not have taken place in the ways you described it considering you’ve never met her and you’ve made it abundantly clear that you haven’t), yet you also claimed that you ‘consummated the marriage’ several times over, then made no mention of this when you got the marriage annulled which means you lied to the judge who handled the situation (after all, the point of annulling a marriage is to say that it never happened, and yet you said quite a number of times that you made it permanent, and by not mentioning this detail to the judge, and being joyful at the fact it was never said to the judge, you ended up lying).
“I know you were just trying to get me all hot and bothered by talking dirty to me, but I have Jesus and ice cubes on my side.”
You must have a sick fucking mind if you call slitting throats and impalement foreplay.
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2:36 am
“Mr. Billings does not swear like a sailor and use filthy terms for sexual acts though. His articles are tastefully done, not the kind of filth that you were spewing in these messages.”
That cock-head writes up gay porn and posts it on the internet for all to see, claiming it’s “Christian reading”. Hell, he’s gotten so bad about it, that it started slipping into his regular dialog, he’d come up with gay fiction on the spot between him and some random commenter.
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2:36 am
I didn’t see anything about slit throats or impalement in the messages I posted. Who has the sick mind now, L.N.? You are the one talking about those things being foreplay. You are an awful human being.
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2:54 am
L.N., do you buy 50 gallon vats of preparation H for all the butt hurt that you have? You seem very irritable lately, maybe you should try some ex-lax as well. A healthy colon leads to a healthy attitude!
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10:37 am
“I didn’t see anything about slit throats or impalement in the messages I posted. Who has the sick mind now, L.N.?”
Why must you take everything so literally, you stupid, pathetic pile of shit?
“You are the one talking about those things being foreplay. You are an awful human being.”
As I said, you see death threats and call it foreplay. You are one sick and twisted individual.
“L.N., do you buy 50 gallon vats of preparation H for all the butt hurt that you have? ”
You hear an insult used recently and decide to just apply it everywhere like the moron you are. Will you just admit that you’re a racist, lying bastard?
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2:59 pm
Massive butt hurt. Can you even sit down, L.N.? I’m starting to feel sorry for you.
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11:14 pm
Is this that Whedon’s Law guy, the one from Star Trek?
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11:42 pm
the kid? Picards kid? no.
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12:06 pm
He was in stargate, he was the black guy.
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3:35 am
I am sure it is no coincidence that Beersack and Joss (what kind of a daemon name is “Joss” anyway?) are in collusion on this project. I will not go see this movie.
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12:25 pm
Fine. That leaves the rest of us to go get Loki’d.
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8:04 pm
Dude shutup and leave Andy alone he didnt help in this movie. BVB had a song in the movie thats all. All your hate goes to his dick. (Bryan Stars reference x])
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8:50 pm
Beersack likes dick doesnt he
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8:52 pm
No Andy doesnt like dick, he is straight. And I was making a Bryan Stars interview reference as an inside joke for the few people who will understand.
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12:05 pm
This movie sounds great. It sounds like America. It has a Black man who thinks he is in charge, but really the white people save the day. It has attractive women staying fit and taking a secondary support role. It has a 1%er stepping up and using trickle down leadership. I cannot wait to see this movie.
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3:37 pm
Are you still jelous about thier penis size compared to yours?
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7:19 pm
Nick Fury is in charge. The Avengers are only together because of him. They follow his orders. And Black Widow isn’t a secondary support role. She’s just as part of the Avengers as any of them. But I can’t wait for the 2nd when they do make it. Hopefully they bring in other heroes.
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8:42 pm
Like Obama thinks he is my president? L.O.L Outloud!
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8:48 pm
Like it or not, Obama is the president…
And Nick Fury IS in charge of the Avengers. Don’t be jealous because Nick Fury is more badass than you’ll ever be
Also Black Widow is a key member of the Avengers
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8:51 pm
She was eye candy for the men in the audience, all the heavy lifting was done by the men.
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9:11 pm
Every Avenger has their job. Each one is important, even Black Widow. Let’s try and see Iron Man sneak through a secret facility in his iron suit. Hell, Black Widow is essentially Nick Fury’s right hand woman.
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10:18 pm
Actually, Joss said that the reason they brought in the Black Widow was not only to drive the interrogation scene with Loki but also to make the rest of the Avengers seem less….gay.
Also, SHE CLOSED THE FUCKING PORTAL. HELLO. FUCK YEAH NATASHA. YOU CLEVER SHIT.
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10:20 pm
Also can I get a FUCK YEAH because THEY ARE MAKING A BLACK WIDOW MOVIE SHIT SON YES THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
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10:29 pm
A Black Widow movie?! FUCK YEAH!
Is it going to be her backstory? Because she has an interesting one
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10:34 pm
YES! It’s going to be the prequel the fucking Avengers and fucking Natasha I loved her. Can we just appreciate how she totally Loki’d Loki? He basically called her a cunt in Asgardian speak and threatened to kill her and she just turned around and was all Yo bitch, that’s cool and all, but your just gave me your entire plan thanks bitch Natasha out.
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10:46 pm
Aw ye- wait I don’t know any of this because I haven’t seen The Avengers yet >.>
Derrrr…Do they plan to add any of the other Avengers in the future? Like Vision, Wasp, Scatlet Witch, Ant Man, or even Black Panther?
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10:56 pm
I don’t know!!!! But I heard that Joss is making the next one more personal and more painful, and I’m just like WHAT HOW MUCH MORE PAINFUL JOSS? HOW MUCH MORE?
Because sad shit happens in the movie akdjf;aksdfj
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11:46 pm
Can’t you two go twitter each other some where else or something?
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4:54 pm
NO. WE DO WHAT WE WANT.
LOKI’D!
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12:06 pm
“As most of the world has learned, this week’s big movie is “The Avengers”.”
What is “the avengeour”?You clearly mistook America for most of the world again.
“…that America is a good wholesome country.”
So homogay looking blondies with long hair in shiny metal dresses prove how wholesome America is?Seeing as homogay marriage is getting legal everywhere i suppose you are right.
And don´t you dare diss Buffy, she is a role model when it comes to slaying evil that lurks in the sewers!
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12:42 pm
Well I don’t know about Thor, but I know in Norse Mythology Loki got pregnant like six times and gave birth to Horses and snakes and shit. So yeah.
LOKI’D!
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1:33 pm
So Loki was pansexual. PETA would be proud.
Then Loki would tell them it´s all a myth.
LOKI´D.
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1:35 pm
yeah! pansexual FTW!!!
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1:45 pm
Who knows what the fuck Loki is. He can turn into a woman and then demands everyone to call him Lady Loki and he is one confusing little bitch that needs cuddles.
And let’s not forget about the time where Thor and Loki went to another realm and the King of that Realm stole Mjolnir and said he wanted Freya in return. So Loki convinces Thor to crossdress as a woman and pretend to be Freya. And the King was all, okay, that’s legit yup totally Freya and he gives Mjolnir back and they kick everyone’s ass.
BUT STILL.
LOKI GOT THOR TO CROSS DRESS
SNEAKY LITTLE SHIT.
LOKI’D!
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2:38 pm
“…one confusing little bitch that needs cuddles.”
He never wanted cuddles, he just wanted to be equal.Or was that just the throne he did not want..?Who cares, as long as mighty Thor wears a dress because Loki said so?
So i agree with you, he is a sneaky little shit, the god of mischief.And mayhem…
http://marvel.com/universe/Loki
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3:21 pm
I just remember with one interview with Hiddleston where the interviewer was just, Tom, Loki just needs to get laid. I couldn’t stop laughing.
And the other one where Hiddleston was all, Loki is just messed up and sad and someone needs to get through his fucked up anger issues and give the fucker a hug.
But yeah, Loki is number one in my fucking book if he can get Thor in a dress jesus christ he’s crafty.
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12:24 pm
Dude, I don’t care if Joss Whedon was a mass murderer that sacrificed babies into a pit of fire Avengers makes up for anything and everything. It was that fucking awesome.
LOKI’D!
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4:11 pm
You are a weird little girl.
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5:10 pm
And I love every second of it.
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8:10 pm
oh susan the weird people are always the best company to have
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10:35 pm
That’s why I only like to hang out with fellow nerds. My roommates are awesome but they have crowned me Queen of the Weirdos and I LOVE IT.
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4:46 am
Sounds like they Loki-ed your oblivious butt. Laughing out loud!
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4:00 pm
We all Loki each other. For three weeks we played a game of Hide the Furby and we would hide them in each other’s rooms or the kitchen in order to scare the shit out of each other. We steal each others dishes and hide them. Once I printed out pictures of Nicholas Cage and hung them in their doorways with a sign that said YOU HAVE BEEN CAGED.
We’re all very weird. But they’re so sweet. Today is my birthday and at midnight yesterday they woke me up and told me that I left my dishes in the sink and when I walked into the kitchen they had baked me a cake that had a shark on it and Captain America. They’re so awesome.
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4:08 pm
A Captain America and Shark cake? The epicness just blew my mind
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6:47 pm
I KNOW IT WAS SO COOL! And they made the A’s in my name into the Avengers insignia and they gave me a Captain America button and an X-Men button. They are so awesome.
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7:18 pm
That’s sounds like an awesome birthday…Trying to remember what my roommate got me for my birthday last year…Oh yeah! Knives, decorative knives.
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7:47 pm
Yeah, all of them are sweet. And my parents are coming to visit me, bearing gifts and promises of a fifth viewing of the Avengers.
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10:54 am
These American superheroes look so fake…
French SuperDupont is ruling the world.
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5:59 pm
Have some self respect white whore devil
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3:29 am
Have some respect yourself pitiful mortal.
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5:54 am
You forgot to say “LOKI’D” after your comment, Sarah. I am starting to think you are a fake character, not even a real person.
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3:56 pm
I don’t have to say it if I don’t want to.
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7:44 am
Our good God the Father forgives all of our sins.
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11:05 am
This is a very interesting topic – to what extent can we separate the artist from the art?
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9:45 pm
First of all, if you ACTUALLY watched any of the shows, you would have seen that Buffy, Angel, and Charmed were about relationships, the “demons” were simply used as decoration and metaphors. Joss himself said that the demons in Buffy were metaphors for the daily high school challenges. Second, Angel wasn’t sleeping with every woman with his “sin stick”, anyone who watched KNEW that if he had one moment of PURE happiness, he would turn back into a vampire without a soul because of the gypsy curse. Joss also wrote storylines for a tv show called Roseanne. Charmed was PRIMARILY about 3 sisters learning how to reconnect with each other. REAL witches will tell you that the only demons that exist are INNER demons. I haven’t had the chance to see Avengers yet, but I hope to eventually. I like Tony Stark….he’s a goofball.
And just FYI for all of the Biblethumpers that think you are better than EVERYONE ELSE, My Goddess gave birth to YOUR God.
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1:12 am
Only HE can give birth you heretic.
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10:20 pm
Then explain why Paganism has been around LONGER than Christianity. Isn’t it in the Bible that you should be humble in the eyes of God, yet you are to go out into the world and spread the word that yours is the only way? Isn’t that hypocritical? How can you boast you are the best and only way and yet be humble? And I STILL say you are not following any of YOUR basic rules set forth in your holy book: “Judge not lest ye be judged first” AND “Treat others as you would have them treat you.” Again, the “Golden Rule” came from Pagans/Wiccans before the Christians had it.
ALL religions say the EXACT SAME THING: Treat others well. We just all have different ways of getting to the “promised land.” But all of the X-tians on THIS site are too blind to see the truth and I pity you. I used to be Christian, but realized it wasn’t the path I was meant to walk.
And YES, I have a very NICE rent-to-own deal with Satan and I LOVE sex.
***rolling eyes***
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5:55 pm
Dissing Firefly? Now we’re going too far here, folks. Now I shall ask: what would Tom Hiddleston think? Tom Hiddleston should be the number one role model for everyone. I bet he’d Loki you all. LOKI’D! There, now he doesn’t have to. I’ll bet you didn’t even watch the movie, did you? For shame. Quit bringing your bullshit into our superheroes. Nobody appreciates it. Especially Captain America, who probably quite likes the choice of director. Notice that two of the leading characters are scientists. And yeah, you don’t seem to like science that much. I am getting tired of this, article writer. Le sigh.
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