Is My Child Gay? : A Parent’s Guide to Identifying Early Homosexual Warning Signs.

Mark E. Figs
• ChristWire
May 5, 2012 11:17 pm271 comments

 

The miracle of child birth is often sullied by the slight possibility that the child in question, may be in fact, a gay homosexual. Whereas concerned parents used to have to wait until the teen years to discover whether or not their own flesh and blood was a giant, sinful disappointment, new developments in technology have made it possible to identify and combat this disgusting practice before it blooms into a lifetime of tragedy.

Every child should be able to enjoy a pizza party with his or her peers without having manual sex performed on them underneath a table. But the gay homosexual influence has poisoned the Christian ranks of this country, and now children as young as FIVE have admitted to being gay homosexuals.

But how do these children learn this wretched behavior? Being born Christian, there’s no evidence to suggest that they were born with homosexual tendencies embedded in their brain; such ballyhooed nonsense is the result of AIDS-stricken liberal scientists and “geneticists” (made-up word for “God hater”) who attempt to lube up the American public for their fisting ignorance.

Television is another bridge to homosexuality for pure, Christian children. It was a short lived period of excitement and rejoicing when the sadistic “Gullah Gullah Island” was banned from the airwaves, due to it’s unsettling encouragement to young children to begin sexual relations with their household pets and colored illegals. But now, parents also have to be fearful of their children being encouraged to perform oral sex on their same-sex friends!

But, how do parents identify the tell-tale warning signs of gayness? How can parents curb this behavior; how can they eliminate these unnatural urges before it rots their child’s brain? I’ve put together a list of known homosexual behavior. If your child exhibits any of these symptoms, I urge you form a prayer group and enroll them quickly in a Homosexual Rehabilitation summer camp.

1. Desire to Participate in Sports (Girls Only)

A surefire way to identify if your little girl will grow up to be a bowl-cut wearing “butch dyke” is if she has a profound desire to play sports. As everyone knows, sports are to be played by men; history has proven that not a SINGLE female plays in a major professional sports league. Men are designed by God to have strong, muscular frames and outstanding athletic ability. Woman were created with the frail skeletal frame of delicate tissue paper; there bodies are designed to carry and care for child. They lack the tendons and muscle fiber to compete at a high level like any normal man can.

(A 6 year old girl after two “T-Ball” practices)

If your daughter expresses an interest in playing t-ball or youth league soccer, sit her down and discuss the ramifications of such abominable behavior. Be sure to explain that playing sports can cripple her, mentally and physically and blur her idea of gender roles. She may tricked into thinking that her role isn’t to be subservient to her husband and Christ and instead to pursue sports championships and awards. In reality, playing sports does nothing but prepare her for wearing tacky camo shorts and visors at sports bars while she desperately attempts to perform a “muff dive” (homo slang for performing oral sex)

2. Obsession for the Orient –

The God-less continent of Asia is responsible for a multitude of trespasses against God, Their hyper-violent eccentric culture is a major homosexual influence on young, impressionable children. Their main export, ANIME, is a blend of savage paganism and homosexual peacocking. Each twisted series is full of  bloodshed, bizarre sexual practices and immoral characters. Worse yet, is that our Christian children are being exposed to it, due to America’s insistence on creating legions of lisping, sissy boys and mannish she-males.  Anime programs like “Naruto“,” Bleach“, “Adventure Time” and “Animorphs” are leading Satan’s armies and gay homosexual lust into the hearts of Jesus’ beloved children.

3. Drawing Art/Writing Stories

A majority of the worlds most famous artists began creating art at a very young age; unfortunately they also began being gay at a very young age as well. Gay Homosexuality runs rampant through artist’s circles. It’s not uncommon for many prominent artists to perform gay sex acts in between working on their art; this practice is known as a “rough draft.” There are some cases of heterosexual artistry, but for the most part, art seems to be consigned to the realm of homos. Pablo Picasso is the only straight artist who comes to mind, but he had his disgusting flaws (supporting Spanish communism).

If a child begins to become consumed by sketching or writing stories, it is important to monitor such behaviors so one does not become a “bull dyke” or “bottom boy bear.” Encourage your child to participate in less gay activities, such as going on a deer hunt (boys) or re-organizing a kitchen pantry (girls).

4. Listening to the “Black Veil Brides”

 

(A portrait of masculinity? HA)

The “BVB” as they are known, are consistently blurring the line between “straight“ and “Transgendered“. This “edgy” shock rock troupe has made headlines for refusing to perform at anything but gay homosexual sanctioned functions. They are set to headline this years GAY PRIDE PARADE in Chicago. The members of the group are all known cross-dressers who wear fishnets and their warped sexuality on their sleeve. 9 times out of 10 a member of the “BVB” is mistaken for a depressed teen girl.

What happens if your child likes the “BVB”? Well if you allow your child access to the internet, chances are they’ve already seen nude photos of Andy Biersack’s penis. But even worse, your child could begin to wear pantyhose and eyeliner and strut around the home, like a gay homo chicken. Boys are most at danger, because they are encouraged by the BVB to wear crotchless panties and fancy trinkets.

If you catch your child listening to BVB please contact a mental health hotline and lock them in their room. Quarantining your child from the sin is the only answer.

5. Enthusiastic dancing

A pre-cursor to the “Sissy Bounce” and a gateway to “Dubstepping”, most children will excitedly dance about throughout the course of their day. Getting food, receiving good news, given a toy — these exciting events usually cause a child to burst into dance. This normally wouldn’t be a problem, except for recent statistics released by “Focus on the Family” that illustrate that over 75% of strippers and gay porn stars began dancing as children.

By placing an emphasis on gyrating their hips, children are taught to focus on the sexual aspects of life that are way beyond their time. This causes them to ignore the rules set forth by God and advance, sexually, at too rapid of an age — often times causing homosexuality to bloom in these misguided youngsters. If left unchecked, this obsessions will become a full-blown epidemic, complete with cross-dressing dance productions, similar to the savage and ungodly minstrel shows of days past.

6. Inattentive Daydreaming

A gateway to gay lustful fantasy. Necessary to call your family doctor right away. Prayer is the only answer.

7. Inability to Read

When the feeble child mind is full of too much information, then it can not focus on important matters, like being able to read or write. This creates a conundrum, because without the ability to read, a child cannot receive the bountiful blessings of the lord, contained within the Bible. Childhood illiteracy is often the result of homosexual thoughts, as the synapses and neurons operating can not process what information is truly important — if the homosexuality disappears then a child can write with relative ease. However, a mind full of impure thoughts will create a learning disability — many children with Downs Syndrome, Williams Syndrome and dyslexia are plagued by homosexual desires, thus their inability to live a normal life.

8. Admiration for Obama

Obama’s poisonous “charm” transcends age and sexuality. Allowing your child to identify with his slutty teen daughters is irresponsible. If you allow your child to wear Obama related clothing, you are a horrible parent unfit to raise a child.

9. Watching Nickeldeon

Nickeldeon has a “Murderer’s Row” of secular pornography. All of which is toxic and harmful to the developing Christian child’s mind. “Victorious” “iCarly” and “Big Time Rush” all promote same-sex marriage and lax moral principles. Allowing your children to watch these programs will create a sinful, proud, and brash child, ignorant of God’s ways. Boy children will fawn over other boys and girls will desire to sleep with secular bastions of sexuality.

Please print out and keep this guide handy in your home. If you see your child exhibiting any of these troubling behaviors, do not feel afraid to begin an intense “Pray-Away:“ contact your local mental health professional and Godspeed.

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271 Comments

  • so admiration for Obama you mean 50% + of the USA are homosexual ? because they don’t vote for a republican ( who are often caught into homosexual scandal strangely enough )

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    • Marcela Achcar

      Yes. Homodemocratics are contaminating our fellow americans with homogay virus.

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      • Hello dear it has been so long since I have seen you. Good to see you here Marcela. Doing the lords work.

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        • Marcela Achcar

          Oh sister Susan! I thought Facebook deleted you forever! I was so sad when they decided to attack you! But I am glad you’re back!!!

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fanny

            Marcela, you clearly are an idiot

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          • Marcela Achcar

            Why are you so mean dear Herbert? God bless you.

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fanny

            You’re an idiot because homodemocrats isn’t a thing. Just because your a democrat doesn’t mean your gay. Me and my friends are all democrat and only 2 are gay. Homogay isn’t a word. The correct phrase is, “homosexual virus,” or “gay virus”. Homosexuality isn’t a virus, you are born gay. You can’t catch homosexuality.

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        • This is not how Christ would want his followers to treat other beings.

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    • Sister Lottie Sister Lottie

      It seems like at least 60% of the population is gay now. There are everywhere it seems. Now these kids that dress like stuffed animals?? More homoerotica. What is going on in this country? We need to get back to keeping kids under a tight lock and key.

      These crazy Japanese cartoons are some type of brainwashing. They are ruining our children and I am sure it is some sort of diabolical plan.

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      • Herbert Fany Herbert Fanny

        Sister Lottie, really? REALLY?

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      • You’re officialy an idiot.

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      • Miss I am perfectly 100% straight….married to a nice man have a wonderfull daughter and son….and i love anime :) i see nothig wrong with that

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      • Caitlinwicd

        Hello.
        I would just like to mention first off that I am an American girl. My parents are American. However I was born and raised in South East Asia. I love anime and I have Korean, and Chinese frieds, as well as Muslim friends. Yet I don’t drink, smoke, do drugs and I am happily a teenaged virgin. I also love black veil bries. I am also straight and have a bf. Did I mention I’m a practicing Christian. Please don’t group people up and condemn them for something you don’t know much about. Because to say that all who listen to bvb , is democratic (like me), and loves animey are all gay is insulting. Also, I am bot against gay marriage, but I will remind you one more time that I am straight.

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        • Caitlinwicd

          Woops slight typo. I meant to say I’m not against gay marrige, not bot :)

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        • Sad, but true… but they will never get that. They keep need someone about who they can talk bad and look down on it, just to make themselfs look better. Unfortunatley it doesn’t work.

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    • 1. im gay/pansexual and i don’t do sports.
      2. my brother is a total anime freak and is homophobic.
      3. my father has written hundreds of stories and my mother is an artist they are straight.
      4. everyone in my family listens to BVB,….. im the only gay one.
      5. all girls dance around when they get something or get good news.
      6.WTF! everyone does this
      7. some people just can’t read! don’t be hating!
      8. so! some people i know love Obama because he has tried to improve what a white retard left for him.
      9. Everyone watches nickelodeon, no matter what you say everyone watches it,….
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      your argument is invalid!
      Argument declined!

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      • Ex-atheist Ex-atheist

        Pansexual is such a disingenuous term.
        It’s pretty much for “trendy” bisodomite women who were outed as not actually being bisodimite.

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        • i will fuck anything that walks as long as its sane and some what attractive,……
          .
          Pansexuality-Also, omnisexual. expressing or involving sexuality in many different forms or with a variety of sexual outlets.
          .
          2.a person who participates in (or is open to) sexual activities of many kinds
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          3.refers to attraction to people regardless of their gender identity or their biological sex. Unlike bisexuality, which refers to an attraction to both males and females, pansexuality encompasses other gender identities. Many people who identify as pansexual explain that they are gender-blind. Pansexuality encompasses not only all kinds of genders, but all kinds of sexual practices. It does not, however, imply that the person is not monogamous.

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          • Ex-Atheist attacked me about being Pansexual too, so you’re not alone…

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Ex-atheist will attack anything with a pulse just because thats what haters like her do.

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          • @BVB666HIM u must add me on facebook! i like you,……….. Very much.
            You seem smart and no insane!
            Im sorta insane,…. but no0t christwire insane. :)

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          • It’s biochemically impossible to escape the gender binary?

            This is why “Pansexual” is such a silly term to use for bisodomite sluts. Unless you’re a a single cell organism or some other lower form of life. You can only be one of two genders.

            I wouldn’t dare imply that liberal lesbianphiles are a lower form of life. Would you?

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          • nope, no remove yourself and clean the kitchen, and make me a sandwich,….. stupid bitch.

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          • “This is why “Pansexual” is such a silly term to use for bisodomite sluts.”

            “It’s pretty much for “trendy” bisodomite women who were outed as not actually being bisodimite.”

            You claim that “pan-sexual” is pretty much a “non” word to you and yet you throw out “bisodomite”. Odd, but the only place on the internet that this word exists is HERE. (Go ahead. Do a search.) Would you care to define exactly WHAT a “bisodomite” is? I know I’D like to know and I’m sure others would LOVE to hear YOUR definition.

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      • THANK YOU!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!

        1. gender is just a dividing line.
        2. I love anime anime not at all homophobic. It all depends on peoples’ views.
        3. My dad is an artist. Art runs in my family in some way shape or form.
        4. BVB ARMY!!!! Doesn’t mean you’re gay. The BVB members are all pro=gay. Doesn’t mean they are.
        5. Dancing is fun. “OMGGGGG YOU DANCE YOU ARE NOW SATAN’S DER DERP HERP!!!!” No.
        6. Next, they’ll say eating is homosexual
        7. Exactly!! Like, Dyslexic people. It’s not their fault.
        8. they’re are probably gay republicans too. Obama fixed, are started fixing, what Bush fucked up.
        9. Nickolodeon isn’t gay.It’s a kid channel.

        I agree with you on every single point you made. Conservative Catholic Republicans honestly piss me off.

        Also i think we have similar music tastes.

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  • You guys make an art out of taking things that are popular and just tagging on all this negative shit that you don’t like and give the most ridiculous “solutions” (quarantining your child for listening to a band). And I love how you put Adventure Time with Naruto and Bleach when Adventure Time is clearly an American made cartoon

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    • I guess that just proves they’re brainless, uncaring idiots.
      Oh and by the way, being racist to every single race but yours isn’t very christian, is it? You’re just making a fool out of yourself-oh, and by the way, I’m asian, so screw you.
      I pray your children won’t listen to you-I’m sure you make a horrible father with your racist nonsense. Christian? pshh, don’t make me laugh.

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  • Lol, it’s like they’ve never even met a gay guy. This list is so ridiclous that we need a stronger word than “ridiculous”…Any suggestions?

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    • Herbert Fany Herbert Fanny

      Nonsensical? ludicrous? Absurd? Ludicrously absurd?

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      • Nonseludicrosurd

        There, I combined all three into a crazy enough word to describe this article

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        • Herbert Fany Herbert Fanny

          In a small way, it sounds like it could be an actual word

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  • What+did+I+just+read+_cd140e80aebc204f38770028f8537961.jpg

    This article is stupid and dosnet make any sense how dose watching anime or not being able to read deterime if someone’s gay stuff can’t make people gay there born gay

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    • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

      Thank you for proving his point. *doesn’t *does *determine *they’re, not to mention your punctuation. Go back to school, and stop having gay sex!

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      • So because you can’t actually point out anything wrong with what was said, you decide to attack their grammar, never mind that you and several of your cult buddies have made quite a few grammatical errors yourselves.

        Bruce, get a life, and stop being stupid for once in your pathetic life.

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      • You seem to have a deep fascination with homosexuality sir!! You must like it in the butt too!! REPENT!! PRAYER IS THE ONLY ANSWER!!!

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      • Dude, no offence, but your an idiot. Its the internet. Its normal to

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      • MaddySevenfold

        Hey dipshit, what does grammatical errors have to do with anal sex? Grow up.

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      • I have trouble spelling so what dose that have to do with being gay
        You know Bruce chances are that you are gay and calling others gay to hide you’re deep homosexualalty

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      • 4everBVB666 4everbvb666

        And how exactly do you KNOW she/he has gay sex? Please enlighten me. Do you stalk them?

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  • “The God-less continent of Asia is responsible for a multitude of trespasses against God, Their hyper-violent eccentric culture is a major homosexual influence on young, impressionable children. Their main export, ANIME, is a blend of savage paganism and homosexual peacocking. Each twisted series is full of bloodshed, bizarre sexual practices and immoral characters. Worse yet, is that our Christian children are being exposed to it, due to America’s insistence on creating legions of lisping, sissy boys and mannish she-males. Anime programs like “Naruto“,” Bleach“, “Adventure Time” and “Animorphs” are leading Satan’s armies and gay homosexual lust into the hearts of Jesus’ beloved children.”

    Animes are there to watch it for fun. They don’t spread anything related to paganism and homosexuality.
    Or am i gay now for watching anime? Well, i can tell you i’m not.
    Saying that watching anime will make you homosexual is same as saying that beeing a priest will make you a pedophile.

    “There are some cases of heterosexual artistry, but for the most part, art seems to be consigned to the realm of homos.”

    Beeing creative and draw something makes you gay now?

    “6. Inattentive Daydreaming”

    Like you did never daydream?

    “7. Inability to Read”

    lol

    “8. Admiration for Obama”

    lol again

    “Allowing your children to watch these programs will create a sinful, proud, and brash child, ignorant of God’s ways. Boy children will fawn over other boys and girls will desire to sleep with secular bastions of sexuality.”

    Why do you think so perv about everything?

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    • I guess that just proves he’s a brainless, uncaring idiots who doesn’t even know what he’s talking about.

      Oh and by the way, being racist to every single race but yours isn’t very christian, is it? You’re just making a fool out of yourself-oh, and by the way, I’m asian, so screw you.
      I pray your children won’t listen to you-I’m sure you make a horrible father with your racist nonsense. Christian? pshh, don’t make me laugh. The stupidity of this article is just…

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  • Herbert Fany Herbert Fanny

    Ok. I’m back, but this may be my last article I comment on because of how stupid Figs is.

    “1. Desire to Participate in Sports (Girls Only)”

    What if the girl was brought up in a sports obsessed family, and by the environment she was brought up in, she wanted to participate in sports? One of my old girlfriends (I am a male so none of you need to say “oh that means your ex is a lesbian because you are obviously a girl”) was on our schools basketball team, and she wasn’t a lesbian OR bi-sexual. What if a male has a desire to learn how to (I am doing my best trying not to sound misogynistic right now, but this is based off stereotypes, so sorry if this offends anyone) cook or bake? Does that mean he’s gay?

    “2. Obsession for the Orient-”

    “The God-less continent of Asia is responsible for a multitude of trespasses against God, Their hyper-violent eccentric culture is a major homosexual influence on young, impressionable children. Their main export, ANIME, is a blend of savage paganism and homosexual peacocking. Each twisted series is full of bloodshed, bizarre sexual practices and immoral characters. Worse yet, is that our Christian children are being exposed to it, due to America’s insistence on creating legions of lisping, sissy boys and mannish she-males. Anime programs like “Naruto“,” Bleach“, “Adventure Time” and “Animorphs” are leading Satan’s armies and gay homosexual lust into the hearts of Jesus’ beloved children.”

    There are Asian Churches in Asia AND America (I live in America, and went to Japan and China on vacation) Anime isn’t an export at all. They don’t make all that much money off other countries watching their TV. That Idea is plain idiotic, along with the fact that it has nothing to do with Paganism or Homosexuals (unless it’s Yaoi for homosexual) and not every anime has to do with violence and bloodshed. Thats just the action ones, such as “One Piece,” “Dragon Ball Z,” “Naruto,” “Bleach,” etc. which are intended for TEENAGE BOYS, like the ones who are fans of violence because the play Call of Duty and Battlefield. The Sexual anime is just a genre of anime, such as Hentai(Anime Porn) Yuri(Lesbian Anime Porn) and Yaoi(Gay Anime Porn). If Asia is Godless, then how can their TV shows be leading Satan’s army?

    “3. Drawing Art/Writing Stories”

    I’m not going to go into this because at the whole “rough draft” part I stopped because of how stupid it is.

    “4. Listening to the “Black Veil Brides”

    What does that type of music you like have to do with anything? You listen to punk-rock, so what? It is just music, and taste in music comes and goes. So does that mean homosexuality come and goes? No, because it isn’t a choice.

    “5. Enthusiastic dancing”

    That whole ““Focus on the Family”” test is OBVIOUSLY bullshit because everyone danced when they were young. You probably did when you were a toddler but just don’t remember. Strippers aren’t strippers because they danced when they were young, that is just purely coincidental. They do it because the were touched inappropriately as a child and traumatized, or they are to poor to afford college tuition or are just in need of a little extra cash.

    “6. Inattentive Daydreaming”

    People daydream all the time. It has nothing to do with homosexuality.

    “7. Inability to Read”

    What does not having the ability to read have anything to do with anything? Babies can’t read, so does that make them homosexual? People who have been brought up in a poor family so they can’t afford school can’t read, does that make them gay? The diseases you mention are something the child is BORN with, like sexuality.

    “8. Admiration for Obama”

    So, just because they vote democrat, their gay? That makes PERFECT sense. Does that mean about 50% of America is gay?

    “9. Watching Nickeldeon”

    “Victorious” “iCarly” and “Big Time Rush” all promote same-sex marriage and lax moral principles. ”

    How? I have watched at least one episode of these shows, and the don’r promote same-sex marriage and lax moral principles. Victorious is about a girl who goes to an arts school and has crazy friends. iCarly is about two girls and their male video-taper that have a web-show. Big Time Rush is about a Boy Band that move to L.A. and live that lifestyle. Nothing to do with same-sex marriage whatsoever.

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    • tl;dr

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      • You should have read it, it had some good points.

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      • Herbert Fany Herbert Fanny

        Why would I care if you didn’t read it?

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        • Why would I care what you care?

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          • Why would anyone care about your smarmy attitude? ‘Hmm, that’s a long passage, and I’m too arrogant to read it. I know! I’ll just reply with ‘tl;dr’ and I’ll look smart! Genius!’

            Way to go, you over-achiever you.

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          • Got that out of your system now?

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          • Not going to say anything else? Still trying to act like a smart-ass?

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fanny

            You would care because you commented on a post I posted so you basically were asking for my opinion

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          • Herbert Fany Herbert Fanny

            I think this is the first time we have been indirectly “speaking” to each other Claire. How are you?

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  • Oh, where to begin? For one thing, the fact that you think all artists are gay is just sad. And also, I am a lesbian and I learned how to read at a very young age. I don’t play sports, I’m not a fan of BVB, I never watched any of those shows, I don’t like to write, and I’m not a good dancer!

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    • well please tell us what leading causes lead to your being gay?

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      • Susan. stay out of other people’s lives. And there aren’t causes for homosexuality. You’re either born homosexual or not.

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      • Easy: She was born a lesbian.

        You’re too stupid to realize that it’s that simple.

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      • Well I’ve just always been attracted to girls instead of boys. The other girls would talk about how cute a boy was, and I just couldn’t see it. But then a girl would walk by, and I would notice what a cute butt she had. So basicly, I feel about girls the same way most girls feel about boys.

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  • tl;dr

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  • Marcela Achcar

    Homogays are always developing new ways to attract our children to their vicious ways. Music is an accurate example. It’s obvious that Justin Bieber is a girl pretending to be a boy, it’s a vicious way to transform little innocent girls into dyke lesbians.

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    • I would really like to punch the person, who did think of the word “homogay”, in the face.

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      • Marcela Achcar

        You wouldn’t hit a godly person. Heathen, remember what teh LORD said: Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord.

        .

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        • Yes i would. I wouldn’t care about such thing. The word “homogay” is a stupid word.

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        • Herbert Fany Herbert Fanny

          “You wouldn’t hit a godly person”

          I thought one of the commandments was not to worship any other god. Saying a person is godly is basically saying they’re a god. Way to contradict your own religion.

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          • Erich Sean Real Merican

            Swing and miss!

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          • Real Merican, did someone kick the sand castle you made today?

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          • Erich Sean Real Merican

            LN, don’t you find it hilarious that Herv has no idea what a “godly person” is and then humiliated herself by posting about it? I do, laughing out loud!

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          • Herge, the dictionary is your friend. Become acquainted with it.

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          • “LN, don’t you find it hilarious that Herv has no idea what a “godly person” is and then humiliated herself by posting about it? I do, laughing out loud!”

            Considering your ego, it’s not a stretch by any means to think that you idiots think of yourselves that highly. Bruce has already basically stated that he hates Jesus and considers himself better than your savior.

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          • “Herge, the dictionary is your friend. Become acquainted with it.”

            Wow!! This coming from YOU, Gelding. I suppose “Herb” should take a cue from you and your continuous use of “wiki-” pages and the “Urban Dictionary. One of which almost ANYONE can make changes to and the other giving definitions to “non” words.

            Oh yeah, I almost forgot English-??? translators. You are an EXCELLENT role model, Gelding.

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        • So if we wait, then God shall send His wrath upon those who judge against his creations because they are gay? Awesome! Also, I’d like to point something out. Now, I find it hilarious that most Christians don’t pick up on this, but the New Testament came out when the old one was out of date. The New is around 2000 years old, the Old Testament around 4000 is my best guess. God sent us a new testament to replace the old one, because it was out of date. Then perhaps he is getting ready to send us a new one as well? God is a mysterious entity, and created us all to be how we are, gay, straight, black, white. He would love us equally and condemn those who give credit to Satan for one of His creations being gay. People are born gay, God made them to be that way. God loves all his creations, no matter how much you could possibly say otherwise. He is the one behind all the movements in the modern world. For example, Gay Marriage. You have no right to say otherwise, because you are not God, you are not Jesus, you are not the holy spirit, you are just a human being who can not see the world for what it truly is. Go shall not forgive those who pretend to speak words from him in order to get the results you desire. The Bible is not all of God’s word, but also the word of man who used the Holy Book in order to mold the population to his twisted will. May you actual read this and understand the shame you bring upon yourself for spoiling the words of God with your own.

          P.S: Jesus danced, I guess he was a stripper.

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    • Another rocket scientist!!! You have got it correct!! What a frigging idiot you are!!!

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  • Well, after mindlessly glaring at your lengthy mongering guide, the toned down, softened up blog-article version of Abin Cooper no less, there still is no answer to the most essential question.

    Are Gays born, or do they just stray from the path due to sinful influence.

    Because if they are born, just stop consorting with the succubi altogether, freeing yourself from the hyppocrisy of depicting women as evil yet needing them for their bodies in the process.
    If they are pulled from the path by evil sinners, just take those dearest to you, buy enough guns to defend them all and move to a secure location where there is no TV, no newspaper, no sign of Obama-reign and no music but the wind on the roof.

    Pray the Gay away, yay.

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  • LMFAO!! XD This is seriously some of the funniest shit I have read in a while! I sincerely hope this whole website is supposed to be satirical; if not . . . Mr. Site creator, please do yourself and the rest of the people living in the reality (in which you obviously are not) a favor . . . Please go kill yourself . . . NOW! Before someone does it for you! <3

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  • I don’t see any problems being gay just because I play sports. I’m required to play sports or excersise for 150 minutes a week, or else I can’t graduate (that rule was made to combat obesity). I find gym class ironic, because I hate it and I have one of the highest marks in class.

    Number 2 is slightly correct, if your child is watching gay hentai (anime porn). Also, be wary if your child is watching yaoi (homosexual love between 2 boys, targeted toward girls) or yuri (homosexual love between 2 girls, targeted toward boys).

    Take number 3 as a hobby, but like number 2, beware if your child draws Rule 34 (sexualized pictures of fictional characters), yaoi or yuri. Another red flag happens if yoyr child writes lemon (fictional characters having sex together)

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    • Herbert Fany Herbert Fanny

      As an Otaku, you should still know that not all anime is any form of hentai.

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      • I’m currently following Yakami-chan’s footsteps and educating people about the difference between Anime and Hentai, even through Japan makes a lot of kinky stuff (ex. Video game and anime porn parodies, sex dolls)

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        • Herbert Fany Herbert Fanny

          I have never heard of Yakami-chan, but sounds pretty interesting. I know of Japan’s “kinky,” part, which at sometimes, is very disturbing

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    • Viola Michalis

      If you want to watch a good yaoi, I strongly suggest either Gravitation, Junjou Romantica or Papa to kiss in the dark :) The anime girls I tend to draw are top heavy but I don’t consider large assets to be ‘pornographic’ or under hentai. Oh and I’m straight, just the sight of two boys making out is so yummy :) Just because you have an interest in it doesn’t mean I’m a lesbian. In fact, to watch hetrosexual romance would be more ‘homosexual’ for me, like I would want to watch girls making out with anyone? Thats gross.

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    • PurdyPorn_BVB

      Gay hentai – Yaoi ~
      I’m a Yaoi fangirl and I ship too many things ._.

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  • Marcela Achcar

    We need to pray, so teh LORD will remove all sinful desires from the homogay’s heart. We all know no one is born as homogay, they learn it thanks to sinful influence. Let’s protect our children.

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    • Will you stop with the “homogay”?

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      • Marcela Achcar

        If you’re homogay don’t be bothered by the word dear 36, we can pray together to release you from such miserable and ungodly condition. I’ll ask my pastor to pray for you.

        Praise the LORD.

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        • It’s a word that you idiots made up because you’re too cowardly to use legitimate slurs because they’re so heavily frowned up.

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        • MaddySevenfold

          I’m a straight young female and the word ‘homogay’ is annoying the piss out of me so if you could please restrain yourself from saying it please do so. try homosexual instead the correct way to say it.

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          • Erich Sean Real Merican

            You find the term “homogay” annoying? Well, I’m sure now that you’ve vocalized your displeasure over the word will end it’s usage on these holy pages forever! Well done!

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          • Maddy, Maybe one day the good Christian message of A7F will begin to seep into your confused mind.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Exbrony, maybe one day you will see there is no christian message in A7X, havent we been over this before? I can post lyrics to A Little Peice Of Heaven right now and show you how ‘christian’ they are…

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          • A7F is the best Christian band since Stryper.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Please Tell me how christian this song is please…
            A Little Piece of Heaven
            Before the story begins, is it such a sin,
            for me to take what’s mine, until the end of time
            We were more than friends, before the story ends,
            And I will take what’s mine, create what
            God would never design

            Our love had been so strong for far too long,
            I was weak with fear that
            something would go wrong,
            before the possibilities came true,
            I took all possibility from you
            Almost laughed myself to tears,
            conjuring her deepest fears
            (come here ya fucking bitch!)

            Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times,
            I can’t believe it,
            Ripped her heart out right before her eyes,
            Eyes over easy, eat it eat it eat it

            She was never this good in bed
            even when she was sleepin’
            now she’s just so perfect I’ve
            never been quite so fucking deep in
            it goes on and on and on,
            I can keep you lookin’ young and preserved forever,
            with a fountain to spray on your youth whenever

            ‘Cause I really always knew that my little crime
            would be cold that’s why I got a heater for your thighs
            and I know, I know it’s not your time
            but bye, bye
            and a word to the wise when the fire dies
            you think it’s over but it’s just begun
            but baby don’t cry

            You had my heart, at least for the most part
            ’cause everybody’s gotta die sometime, we fell apart
            let’s make a new start
            ’cause everybody’s gotta die sometime yeah
            but baby don’t cry

            Now possibilities I’d never considered,
            are occurring the likes of which I’d never heard,
            Now an angry soul comes back from beyond the grave,
            to repossess a body with which I’d misbehaved

            Smiling right from ear to ear
            Almost laughed herself to tears

            Must have stabbed him fifty fucking times
            I can’t believe it
            Ripped his heart out right before his eyes
            Eyes over easy
            Eat it eat it eat it

            Now that it’s done I realize the error of my ways
            I must venture back to apologize from somewhere far beyond the grave

            I gotta make up for what I’ve done
            ‘Cause I was all up in a piece of heaven
            while you burned in hell, no peace forever

            ‘Cause I really always knew that my little crime
            would be cold that’s why I got a heater for your thighs
            and I know, I know it’s not your time
            but bye, bye
            and a word to the wise when the fire dies
            you think it’s over but it’s just begun
            but baby don’t cry

            You had my heart, at least for the most part
            ‘Cause everybody’s gotta die sometime, we fell apart
            Let’s make a new start
            ‘Cause everybody’s gotta die sometime yeah
            But baby don’t cry

            I will suffer for so long
            (What will you do, not long enough)
            To make it up to you
            (I pray to God that you do)
            I’ll do whatever you want me to do
            (Well then I’ll break you unchained)
            And if it’s not enough
            (If it’s not enough, If it’s not enough)
            If it’s not enough
            (Not enough)
            Try again
            (Try again)
            And again
            (And again)
            Over and over again

            We’re coming back, coming back
            We’ll live forever, live forever
            Let’s have wedding, have a wedding
            Let’s start the killing, start the killing

            ‘Cause I really always knew that my little crime
            would be cold that’s why I got a heater for your thighs
            and I know, I know it’s not your time
            but bye, bye
            And a word to the wise when the fire dies
            you think it’s over but it’s just begun
            but baby don’t cry

            You had my heart, at least for the most part
            ‘Cause everybody’s gotta die sometime, we fell apart
            Let’s make a new start
            ‘Cause everybody’s gotta die sometime yeah
            But baby don’t cry

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          • ts;dnr

            (too stupid; do not read)

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Really Pony Boy? It’s too stupid? Well this is the band’s lyrics, the same band you just said was so christian and yet you say it’s stupid way to be a contradiction.

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          • “I pray to God” sounds pretty Christian to me.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Oh? so I’m sure the part saying “Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times” or “She was never this good in bed
            even when she was sleepin’now she’s just so perfect I’ve
            never been quite so fucking deep in” is totally christian?

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Btw pick a band who doesnt have a song titles God Hates Us to fight me on, pony.

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          • A7F sings hymns of praise. Deal with it.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Prove it to me, prove it that they sing of praise. But prove to me their christian..

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          • Maddy, i tried telling them,… a long time ago. Their idiots bro, just let them think what they want. I’ll see them in hell.

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        • “If you’re homogay don’t be bothered by the word dear 36, we can pray together to release you from such miserable and ungodly condition. I’ll ask my pastor to pray for you.”

          Idiot. I’m not “homogay” in whatsoever way. The meaning of this word is totaly unlogical.

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          • “Unlogical”? Do you mean “illogical”? Look who’s making up words now, you illiterate hypocrite.

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          • omg… sorry because i’m a human and that english is not my 1st language, so i made a mistake.
            Then it’s illogical.

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  • MaddySevenfold

    WTF.. Please, Please STFU and leave BVB alone for christ sakes. And is every talent to you gay? Quit using your made up word homogay its quite idiotic. Now I’m going to be an ‘emosexual’ whatever the fuck that is, and go listen to BVB thanks, peace, bitch.

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    • Your anger, impotence and general incoherence are noted.

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      • MaddySevenfold

        Well of course I’m gonna be mad when you keep attacking an innocent band that many people look up to.

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        • Innocent? Hardly. They’re destroying the future prospects of a whole generation of kids by turning them into unemployable emosexual laughing stocks.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            How so? I know many people who look completly normal by your standards who listen to BVB. I know many people who have faith in your god who listen to BVB. I know many people with excellent jobs who listen to BVB. And none of them are laughing stocks by any standards…

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          • That’s what you think.

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    • 4everBVB666 4everbvb666

      Every talent IS gay to them that’s why they don’t consider themselves gay.

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      • MaddySevenfold

        Ikr? I feel sorry for these people they spend their time attacking harmless, innocent people to make them feel better. Makes you wonder why they are so bitter about the world.

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  • TheAgnosticOne TheAgnosticOne

    heres how you tell if your child’s gay.

    1. do they play with barbies or not
    2. would they rather play with dolls in dresses then dolls in pants
    3. their the children of bullybob clitoris, dracula, or ex-bony.

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  • Wasn’t this posted already once? anyone feel like looking it up and comparing the two cause I don’t want to do work with this site or anything

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  • obsession with the orient
    drawing art
    enthusiastic dancing
    inattentive daydreaming
    watching nickelodeon

    over half (since I don’t count for the first) and yet I’m pretty solid in liking chicks.

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  • MaddySevenfold

    One other thing… there is no way in hell that girl is 6 years old, she is way too developed.

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    • Maddy, there are lots of hormones in the water these days from all the women on the contraceptive pill, which is why fish and polar bears are becoming hermaphrodites.

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  • I never read the lengthy responses from the filthy basement dwelling secular anime nerds.

    And why does everyone bring up priests? NONE of us here are Catholic… so it doesn’t ever strengthen an argument.

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    • How these ignoramuses confuse papistry with Christianity never ceases to astound me.

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    • That´s right you are lots of things but catholic among others isn´t one of them.

      Just like some hate-mongerers are lots of things but priest isn´t one of them.

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    • “And why does everyone bring up priests? NONE of us here are Catholic… so it doesn’t ever strengthen an argument.”

      So how you call the people who lead the church then?

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    • “NONE of us here are Catholic…”

      Really? That’s not what I was told by one of “your own”. Sister Lottie is a……..?

      No one really needs to bring up priests. I think there are enough of you on the staff to use as references that priests can be left out.

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  • 4everBVB666 4everbvb666

    I am happy for the young children that know they are gay early in life. That way they don’t have to deal with as much drama from family as they would if they came out later and they don’t have to spend they’re live wondering who they are or if something is wrong with them. They will accept themselves easier. If they have a good family they will support them and love them no matter what.

    1.I’ve done sports my friends do sports and some of them are really good some of them have had boyfriends already too. There goes that theory. And what about the WNBA that’s a professional league.

    2. So many thing wrong I’m not even gonna . . . no just no.

    3.I draw and write I’m kinda good to my a couple of my friends are amazingly talented in art and writing ones even the pastor’s son.

    4.Would you at least use a current picture Hollywood, Sandra, and Pan aren’t even in the band anymore (but Sandra is a lesbian just to make that clear). They are not headlining for a gay pride parade and I would know I signed up for BVB Army News. I am fairly certain that there has never been an Andy nude photo(Jinxx yes somebody stole his phone YEARS ago and sent a pic to is anyone up I never saw it but people were talking about it forever they sent one of Sammi, his fiancee too). There is nothing wrong with BVB they actually helped me stop cutting. Since when do they encourage people to wear crotchless panties.

    5.What about religious interpretive dance? what percent of people that start dancing as kids do become strippers or gay porn stars. And where did you find these studies?

    6.That depends on what they are daydreaming about what if it’s some girl drooling over her boyfriend clearly that’s gay.

    7.What if they have dyslexia or brain damage if you do not know people you cannot judge them based on one tiny thing especially if you don’t know them.

    8.Have you met them is there even the slightest proof they are slutty if so please provide them. Even if they are slutty that relates homosexuality how exactly?

    9.When has Nickelodeon ever promoted homosexuality(except I guess you could count the time in Victorious that Jade and Tori were cast in a play together as husband and wife)but name one other time that they even had a gay reference.

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  • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen

    It’s obvious that women were not created by Almighty God to have bodies that function the same as a man’s body. Whereas a man was created by the Lord to have muscles to support the tasks of hunting, working on shelters, and warfare, a woman’s body was created by the Lord to give birth and to pleasure the man.
    This is why lesbianism is an abomination to God. Let’s stop mincing words to be politically correct. It is well known that sodomy entails the insertion of genitalia into the mouth or anus of another man. It is also the truth that the insertion of the tongue into a woman’s genitalia is equally wrong. This also includes the insertion of phallic devices and battery operated faux peni and scissors styled fish hole rubbing.

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    • I just noticed, how it’s actually sad that you complain about lesbians or gays all the time (not just you… other people also). And i did never hear any lesbian or gay person that did complain about someone who’s straight, which is actually interesting, since gay/lesbians have more tolerance toward straight people, as straight people toward gay/lesbian.

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

        Of course they “act” tolerant of us, they need us to create the children for them to molest. Your lack of common sense is appalling.

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        • They don’t act. I did never read or hear anywhere that a gay/lesbian would complain toward straight people (like you do here most of time).
          And they don’t molest children, idiot.
          I know a guy who has 2 fathers and he’s normal as most of kids. You will never get that kid needs love and good parents to grow up normal and gay/lesbian can raise them in such a way also.

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        • You, Bruised, are an idiot. I highly doubt that anyone would want to molest any “issue” from YOUR loins. Pity them maybe, but certainly not “touch”. (Wouldn’t want to catch your hatred “disorder”.)

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    • 4everBVB666 4everbvb666

      So . . . apparently my sole purpose in life is to get a husband, frequently screw him, have a baby, cook, and clean. Why was I not aware of this? Was that my mother’s as well? Because she has a job and helps support the family.

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      • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen

        “So . . . apparently my sole purpose in life is to get a husband, frequently screw him, have a baby, cook, and clean.

        Also, you must hone your mouth skills to service him during those less dainty times of the month.

        “Why was I not aware of this?”

        You were unaware because of your lack of a personal relationship with Christ.

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        • Erich Sean Real Merican

          Brother Cassidy, your words are like a glorious tidal wave that washes over us, leaving behind the gifts of wisdom and compassion as its flotsam and jetsam.

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          • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen

            May the light of Christ be on you as well, Brother R.M.

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        • “Also, you must hone your mouth skills to service him during those less dainty times of the month.”

          Why do you tell this to women who aren’t Christian, and yet let Christian women like Blanche and ‘Susan’ off the hook?

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          • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen

            Sisters Blanche and Susan are of Christ and know their roles in God’s plan for the world.

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          • Except the bible tells women to basically shut up and not talk down to men. And that’s what they do. And you allow it.

            So that means you must hate Jesus if you don’t follow your bible while you claim to be Christian.

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          • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen

            Satan’s words are coming from your filthy mouth. They are abhorrent to the Lord and disgust me to no end.

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          • So you admit that you hate Jesus then. It’s the only logical conclusion, something that is so clearly written in the bible is something you all deliberately ignore for the sake of favoritism.

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        • As far i know Jesus did never promote to submit women. So you fail.

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        • 4everBVB666 4everbvb666

          “Also, you must hone your mouth skills to service him during those less dainty times of the month.”

          I thought sodomy was immoral. If the sole purpose of sex is to create life and should only be treated as such then that is wrong even if it isn’t sodomy which it is.

          “You were unaware because of your lack of a personal relationship with Christ.”

          I pray daily and attend church almost every week. You know nothing about me therefor cannot make accusations based on one thing I said.

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        • “Also, you must hone your mouth skills to service him during those less dainty times of the month.”

          Yeeaahh……no, Mr. Pen. That would make you a sodomite and your wife (apparently, by YOUR standards) a whore. If you’re going to go THAT far, why not just “abuse” her anally? They both fall under the same heading.

          Oh and while we’re on that topic, could you show me where in the Bible it says that a woman MUST please her husband orally? I’d like to SEE that passage for myself.

          (sodomite)

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    • MaddySevenfold

      Wtf? No I am female and I am not made to simply fuck and cook. Havent you heard a thing called womens rights? Females dont need a man to provide for them we can do that ourselves thanks.

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      • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen

        “Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.” –Eph 5:22-24

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        • It’s year 2012.

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        • Of course, you don’t think that the passage should apply to Christians since you let Blanche and ‘Susan’ and others run their mouths off and act as if they’re better than men.

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  • Great work brother mark. It is good that you publish these reports. When kids choose to be gay it is wrong, and a parent can sometimes see those signs early and help children guide their choices.

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    • MaddySevenfold

      It isnt wrong to be gay and these signs have nothing to do with homosexuality.

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    • 4everBVB666 4everbvb666

      It’s not a choice and it’s not wrong. There are hundreds of species that homosexuality has been found in and only one with homophobia. Well . . . which one seems unnatural here?

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      • Cassidy Pen Cassidy Pen

        My dog doesn’t like homogays and emosexuals. It barks at them when they walk past the home.

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        • i bet he barks at all people. If he’s not used to other people then he will see them as intruders and will bark at them, which is normal.

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        • 4everBVB666 4everbvb666

          How can you tell if someone is gay by just looking at them? I do acknowledge that there are some circumstances where you can like if they are wearing a gay pride shirt or shoving their tongue down the throat of another guy but generally you can’t tell and your dog can’t read so that gay pride shirt doesn’t work there. Maybe he bark at all unfamiliar people and your to stupid to realize it.

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  • This tells is people are gay as much as I’m normal and trust me I’m not what you would call a normal person.

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  • MaddySevenfold

    BTW Sandra was in BVB in that picture and is a girl…

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  • For Christ’s sake this kids parents couldn’t tell he was queer???? Unbelievable! Great work Mark.

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  • Rickmaniac

    So me making a statement that says people that like Alan Rickman are not christian. It just doesnt make sense. Oh, you like fudge? You’re a satanist. Only devil worshipers like fudge! >:O This article is a disgrace.

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  • AtheistandProud AtheistandProud

    Know what’s funny? It is people like you who make homosexuals afraid to come out and say they are gay.
    You are just a bunch of sheep who hate anything different, methinks its time to stick your head out of the book and leave the sacrificial altar once in a while and realize that this isn’t the 15th Century when dumb statements like that were allowed.
    Religion is made for weirdos by weirdos.
    In-fact gays aren’t strange or “unnatural” look at your concept of God a “Holy Spirit” how is that not natural.

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  • 1. A girl playing sports does not, in any way, imply that she is a lesbian. I am completely straight and yet, I am in a martial arts class in which we work really hard. In fact, I was awarded with a new belt last week for my persistence and hard work, even though I didn’t test. The other girls, save one, in my class, are all straight as well. My friend’s younger sister has played softball for years and she is straight. My sister played soccer and she’s straight. My mum is in martial arts and she’s straight. Athleticism in females does not make them lesbian!
    2. People will watch anime for the same reason that they will watch other shows; because it has caught their interest and they enjoy it. Anime is not wrong, unless it is hentai (porn). In that case, I would agree that it is wrong, however, you would think that if you’re so worried that your child is gay, that you wouldn’t worry if you found out that they were looking at hetero hentai.
    3. Drawing and writing are forms of self expression. If you have something against it, then you are against people being themselves. What do you make of all of the people who wrote the books you read? Were they gay? C.S. Lewis, the author of The Chronicles of Narnia, a Christian allegory, was straight. J.R.R. Tolkien, author of The Lord of the Rings, another allegory, was also straight. And might I point out, what do you decorate your walls with? Paintings. Are you saying that the people who painted the portraits that hang on the walls of your house were gay? Thomas Kinkade, a painter who my mum personally met, was a respected Christian with a wife and daughter. He would even sneak their names into his paintings. Are you saying that because he had a creative streak in him, he was gay? Also, all of the articles on here are stories that you people have made up. Are you saying that YOU are gay?
    4. Liking the music by BVB does not mean that someone is gay. You always say this and are always met by the same remarks by people. Get out of your damn rut.
    5. Music and dance, no matter what it’s form, are ways to express yourself.
    6. At some point in any person’s life, they will start to zone out. Be it during class, on the bus, at work, or while walking. It is not uncommon. It tends to occur when people lose interest in what they are learning about. In other words, you are stating that EVERYONE is gay.
    7. I know many people who are gay and have an amazing reading ability. A few of my friends are gay and they love to read and write. In fact, one of them doesn’t go to school during the day and he’ll sit and home reading, writing, or drawing, all of which he is good at. His boyfriend does the same thing when he gets home from school. My ex, who is gay, loves to write and read. In fact, when he and I dated, I honestly think he read more than me ^^”
    8. I’m going to be straight with you, just because someone supports Obama does not mean that they are gay. It just means that they support what he stands for. My mum is not too big a fan of Obama because he honestly screwed up a lot, but she said that if Santorum is selected as the Republican candidate, she’s voting for Obama because Santorum is screwed up! And my mother is a freaking pastor for Christ’s sake!
    9. I’ll admit, the shows on the new Nick suck but that does not mean that they induce homosexuality. In fact, I’d say quite the opposite. My younger brother likes to watch Victorious and he thinks that Victoria Justice is hot! I think that the guy who plays Beck is hot. And might I reiterate that I am female.
    Needless to say, the ways to identify a gay person are wrong on so many levels. Mostly, from what I can see, you seem to believe that people with a creative touch are gay. That must be because you are afraid to admit that they have talent in a part of their brain where you do not have such. I’m not being rude. I’m examining what I have read. Please stop writing these articles on how to identify people because you are always wrong, Christwire.
    Sincerely,
    Ryan

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  • antimuslim

    LMAO no evidence to suggest they dont have natural homosexual tendencies? do you not know that males have female hormones too? typical Christian moron. bigots like you should all be round up and shot. this world is so corrupt

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  • This is by far the most retarded, stupidest thing there is on the internet

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  • I cannot tell whether or not the writers of this are being serious, or are merely pretending to be idiots in order to make people laugh.
    The content would have me believe the latter, however with the comments written…

    I found particularly humorous that daydreaming, a normal state of consciousness, is apparently considered something that one would find ‘Necessary to call your family doctor right away. Prayer is the only answer.’

    Also, regarding your statement that listening to music by Black Veiled Brides will lead to homosexuality, a better example would have been almost all pop bands from Korea; even I can’t tell whether or not the members of them are male or female, though their names would suggest the former.

    It would appear that you are against women’s rights, though, which is rather concerning.
    Playing sport is an activity that leads to greater health in an individual, and necessary for muscle development.

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  • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

    3. Drawing Art/Writing Stories

    Hahahaha Fuck you.

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  • Thank you for this very informative article. Keep on doing God’s work.

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  • Caleb Horton

    I have never laughed harder than this point right here. You, sir, are trash. You preach this shit? Good luck. I have never seen such ignorance. The point that women are subservient to men? Made me laugh. A woman is an equal to man. This is the 1940′s. You keep say this thing called ‘gay homosexual’. Funny thing. Gay is homosexual. I think you are homosexual. If not, you might as well be, because I don’t see you partnering up with a woman with the way you talk. I bet your parents were as horrible as you, that’s where you get it from. And I pray, to this God (that you say hates gays) that you won’t be able to breed a child, because that kid will be desensitized by having a parent like you.

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  • mrhanky2000

    Lets end all arguments here and now:

    Lock around 10 heterosexual people in a large chamber (lock them in at birth) with food, air, and no human contact respectively. Let them have kids, since they have had no contact with any media, none should be gay, correct?

    Until this expiriment (or one similar) is done, no person can be entirely sure whether being gay is caused by media.

    While this may be as it is, I am fairly sure that there are Amish people (those who live without technology) that are gay as well. I have no proof of this, but it is expected that the odds are in favor of my prediction.

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  • Isthisplaceserious Isthisplaceserious

    Mark E.Figs – are you speaking from personal experience? I don’t think i’ve ever seen a more textbook example of homophobic denial…

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  • Does your boy want to hold another boy down and forcibly giver him a haircut?? If so, your little lad is as gay as old Paree.

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  • Dance is an organized activity in which skilled powerful and strong men and women compete against one another…is that not what defines a sport? With this information, how do u explain women in a sport they call ballet and men dancing WITH women! I am a female dancer and i know that a woman in a ballet could never look as graceful as they do on stage without a strong masculine male partner to support them. Obviously your theories dont make any sense.

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  • Also, if girls arent supposed to do sports, how to u explain gymnastics, track, diving, skiing?…all olympic SPORTS that traditionally involve WOMAN!

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  • typewriter_on_LSD

    I played softball from ages 5-10. I’ve written stories since I learned to write. I was dyslexic for 7 years, but eventually “grew out of it” so to speak. I just got a perfect on my English CAHSEE. I hold all A’s. My first best friend was Asian. I like Black Veil Brides. I’ve watch Nickelodeon all my life.

    I’m not Lesbian or Bi. I am in a happy relationship with a fellow band member. My ex was black, and the only reason we split was because he moved.

    Your accusations and assumptions are bullshit. End of story.

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  • who ever follows the practices of this website isnt fit to live in a civilized world and should go to the north pole and spread there hate to all of the penguins and polar bears

    dirt bags

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  • It’s actually a great and helpful piece of information. I’m satisfied that you just shared this helpful information with us. Please keep us informed like this. Thank you for sharing.

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  • Jesus Christ was a GAY

    Hate to burst the racist, sexist, homophobic bubble you’ve blown but god doesn’t exist. Furthermore gay’s do exist therefore they beat god. The bible is complete and utter rubbish and anyone who believes in any of that twoddle should be shot. If there is any way to tell if a child is gay it’s asking him/her whether they want to be a christian priest. If answered in the affirmative then they are
    a) delusional
    b) a pedophile
    c) definitely gay
    d) wrong
    If you’ve been offended by this then visit this website: http://www.skeptically.org/newtestament/id5.html
    Have fun you stupid, ignorant, deluded little twats

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  • Lmfao…this is fucking hilarious.

    1. I like sports & anyone who tells me I should be obedient to my husband (or maybe wife, depending on who I fall in love with) can go make me a sammich.

    2. Since when did Death Note inspire homosexuality? Just sayin..& Adventure Time isn’t anime o.o

    3. I write & draw…maybe my nest drawing will be one of all the admins on this site falling into a pit of sharks…yeah, that sounds nice

    4. A gay homo chicken? That’s classic & I like BVB….& I don’t wear eyeliner even though I’m a girl

    5. Dancing is just…..no

    6. I guess everyone is gay then

    7. Obama is okay…better than Mitt Romney

    8. Nick is awesome…& you watch it..no matter your age…admit it

    By the way: Gay homosexual…as opposed to a straight homosexual?

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    • GeminiStarforce324 GeminiStarforce324

      You, madam, deserve an award! :D
      … I’m sad he didn’t mention Hetalia, though, that’s a good anime!

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  • Skrillex lover

    i want to know what kind of weed you have been smoking you sir are retarded

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  • Alex Riddle

    I have a question, whats wrong with being gay, I wanna hear this from one of those super religious dickwads that are on here

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  • John Jefferson

    As Christ said in the Old testament:

    Homosexuality is a sin that should be punished with the Cross. Also, imitating female evil habits deserves brutal death.

    That partially explains why the Emo sub-culture firstly emerged in Africa and mostly attracts recently menstruated females.

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  • Dear Bruce, You are a racist moron. I sincerely hope that you enjoy what you are doing with your life because you will surely be alone. You are absolutely pathetic. “Your Korean?” That is so low. You are absolutely the epitome of the scum of the earth. Does “your Korean” have to do everything for you because you’re too stupid to do it yourself? Sure does seem that way. Perhaps you should pull your head out of your ass get your priorities straight.

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  • GeminiStarforce324 GeminiStarforce324

    You are the most ridiculous thing ever. Art does NOT make you gay. Adventure time is NOT Anime. Naruto and Bleach ARE Violent, but there are other genres of anime, like romance, which, if your hick mind really wants nothing but mindless heterosexual love, the happen to have that worthless crap. I am Pansexual, and have NEVER EVER EVER tried to come onto a person who was not okay with it. Just because I am a girl who can like other girls does not make me a “Dyke” either, I am a very feminine woman and prefer to keep it that way. If I had a child that was gay, I’d be happy god gave them the blessing to not reproduce at the risk of making people like you. If there is a so-called god, than why would he hate things he made? He made gay people, didn’t he? By the way, I was into writing and drawing and other culturally-enriched activities before I was aware of my sexuality after I was RAPED by a fellow church member who got away with it. So the next time you feel self righteous and decide to degrate homosexuals, think to yourself, does your god approve of being hateful to any of his creations? I’m sure, somewhere you are the cause of a gay child’s suicide, hence indirectly being respnsible for killing someone. Have fun in Hell if there really turns out to be one.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Hi Claire!!! Glad you could join us again. It is always like a refreshing breeze when you join in the conversations here. Keep up the good work, champ!

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Me. Why do you ask?

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  • Because you’re an idiot, Bruce.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    When?

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  • Ever since you were born, Bruce, that’s when you’ve been stupid.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    I don’t recall that. I’ll have my maid look for it though.

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  • Bruce, we’ve been over this before, Legos are not real people, stop pretending they are.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    I do not like Lego’s. Too many colors, and they are made by foreigners.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Good thing the Judge didn’t see that. Whew! I lucked out.

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  • Bruce, why are you so damn stupid and hateful?

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    How am I hateful? Because the Judge missed a comment that I made here? Doesn’t seem hateful to me, just lucky. I’ve been blessed. Thanks for taking time away from killing Orcs in WOW to comment here, L.N., maybe you could try going outside or at least upstairs next. Baby steps, L.N., baby steps. Keep up the good work, kiddo.

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  • Wait wait wait. There are orcs in WoW? How do you know? You heard it here first people! Bruce plays WoW!

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  • “How am I hateful? Because the Judge missed a comment that I made here? Doesn’t seem hateful to me, just lucky.”

    Because by not telling the judge that you had consummated this supposed marriage, you’re lying, which means you hate Jesus, which means you’re hateful.

    “I’ve been blessed.”

    No, you’re a liar.

    “Thanks for taking time away from killing Orcs in WOW to comment here, L.N., maybe you could try going outside or at least upstairs next.”

    Again with the lies. Bruce, why do you hate me? Why do you hate the truth? Why do you hate Jesus?

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Wrong! I have read this informative news piece about it though: http://christwire.org/2011/05/wow-world-of-whorecraft/

    Also, I have seen those “Lord of Narnia’s Ring” movies. I walked out of the second one because of all the pornography though.

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  • While that ‘informative piece’ was indeed written by a basement dweller, Robert failed to mention that it was the porn sites that he was going to and talking about.

    And what is this ‘Lord of Narnia’s Rings’ movie series you mention? I’ve never heard of it. Care to show me the poster?

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    It was the movie with that midget carrying a ring to some volcano while being chased by Prince Caspian, who only wanted the ring to give it to a lion named Gandalf the grey. It made no sense and was very perverted.

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  • I asked for the poster of the movie, not a description of it.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    I will ask my Korean to upload a copy when I get to work. He is the one who help me do the “Screen-Capping” thing. I figured that you, being the nerd that you are, would know the movie film that I was describing. Oh well, I will be at my office in two hours, I’ll have Kim Tou-Uk upload it for you then.

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  • Bruce, you’re getting two movies mixed up.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    I don’t think so, Pebrocks.

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  • “I will ask my Korean to upload a copy when I get to work. He is the one who help me do the “Screen-Capping” thing.”

    It’s not that difficult to find a poster online, and I see you’ve taken August’s lead and own a slave. Guess you do find a value in a human life. Tell me, how much do you think I can buy your newborn daughter for? I’m certain it’d be fairly cheap.

    “I figured that you, being the nerd that you are, would know the movie film that I was describing.”

    There’s the ‘Lord of the Rings’ and the ‘Chronicles of Narnia’. One was made by a Christian, the other was made by an atheist-turned-Christian that has a allegory of Jesus within it, and you just went and said there’s some kind of pornographic combination of the two.

    Care to tell us how low your IQ is again?

    “Oh well, I will be at my office in two hours, I’ll have Kim Tou-Uk upload it for you then.”

    Why wait? Clearly you’ve shown to be capable of linking to pictures before.

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  • “I don’t think so, Pebrocks.”

    You combined two movies into a retarded comment.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    As I stated in my previous comment, L.N., my Korean helps me with my picture uploads. I’m not a tech-savvy nerd like you. Sorry, you’ll just need to wait.

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  • Why so racist? Why can’t you call him by his name? Bruce, for once try not to be racist.

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  • “As I stated in my previous comment, L.N., my Korean helps me with my picture uploads. I’m not a tech-savvy nerd like you. Sorry, you’ll just need to wait.”

    You were able to ‘upload’ a picture one time before after saying you couldn’t. Clearly you’re lying, as usual.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Are you not reading anything again? You even copied and pasted where I said that my Korean helps me upload my pictures. How are you even still alive? Oh, that’s right, you have never left your mother’s house. She must have child safety locks on all the cabinets too.

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  • That’s funny coming from a guy you can’t even tell one movie from another, and completely fucks up the plot of both at the same time. What a retard.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    I do not care much for movie films. I did like Passion of the Christ and that one hilarious comedy called Schindler’s List though.

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  • “Are you not reading anything again? You even copied and pasted where I said that my Korean helps me upload my pictures. How are you even still alive? Oh, that’s right, you have never left your mother’s house. She must have child safety locks on all the cabinets too.”

    How could ‘your Korean’ help you ‘upload’ pictures when you weren’t at the ‘office’?

    Just admit it, Bruce, you don’t own a company, you don’t employ anyone, you don’t have a maid, you don’t ‘have a Korean’, you don’t drive around in a limo, you don’t fly around, you don’t go on bus missions, you don’t have an absurdly high IQ, you aren’t a Christian, and you hate Jesus. You claim to not be able to ‘upload’ pictures here, when the truth is you don’t upload here, you put up links to pictures, which is something you should be able to produce if your claim was true. You claim to have a very high IQ and yet you can’t read or add’, you claim to love people when you can’t even refer to people of different ethnicities by their name or even call them people or friends as well as claiming that you own them, and when you’re backed into a corner, all you do is lash out and insult people. You call me a basement dweller? Then tell me, why am I so much more successful than you? Why am I the one with an education and a job while you’re in a fantasy land where you play with dolls and legos? Why have you never once been able to prove, with legitimate information and proof, that anything you’ve ever said was right?

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  • Couldn’t have said it any better L.N. It’s sad that Bruce’s comment will be very retarded.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    I back up everything I say. You just refuse to believe anything that we post on this site because you are so blinded by your vile hatred. You come to our site as a visitor and constantly harass and belittle everybody in the Fellowship, and for what reason? Did your daddy not show you enough affection or did your uncle touch you inappropriately so you need to lash out at every human being that believes something that you don’t? I seriously wish you would just shut up and go away. Your comments never have any valid points, all they are is a bunch of swear words, racial slurs, sexist comments and bigoted remarks thrown into a rant about the Fellowship members. I do not hate people, but you are coming very close, L.N.

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  • “I back up everything I say.”

    No, you photoshop your evidence, and the very rare times you’ve been right, someone ELSE ended up stepping in with the evidence that you should’ve brought forth.

    “You just refuse to believe anything that we post on this site because you are so blinded by your vile hatred.”

    I’m not the one who thinks that non-white people aren’t human and hateful and vengeful towards them for no reason. No, that would be you.

    “You come to our site as a visitor and constantly harass and belittle everybody in the Fellowship, and for what reason?”

    Because you all are a bunch of lying dimwits who would probably end up killing someone from afar rather than debate with them. Who knows, I might’ve saved a life or two by keeping you idiots pre-occupied.

    “Did your daddy not show you enough affection or did your uncle touch you inappropriately so you need to lash out at every human being that believes something that you don’t?”

    Like I said, you can’t prove that I’m wrong, so you lash out and just lie. At least my attempts to push buttons are more original than yours.

    “I seriously wish you would just shut up and go away.”

    Treat others how you want to be treated Bruce, if you were a Christian, you’d remember that. Hell, if you were a decent human being period you’d remember that.

    “Your comments never have any valid points”

    Never mind that I do have valid points, you’re just too stupid to read.

    “all they are is a bunch of swear words”

    If all my comments were swear words, then clearly this discussion wouldn’t even be occurring now, would it?

    “racial slurs”

    Who’s the one who calls black people ‘tribal’? Who’s the one who claims you can own a Korean?

    “sexist comments”

    So saying that women should be treated as equals and thus condemn specific people for specific reasons is sexist?

    “and bigoted remarks thrown into a rant about the Fellowship members.”

    I’m not the one who refuses to believe or even refuse to allow other faiths.

    “I do not hate people, but you are coming very close, L.N.”

    Yeah, you do hate people, particularly Jesus since you claim to be a Christian and yet you lie just oh so much.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    I’m done with your nonsense. Please refrain from commenting on my articles or comments, and I will do the same for you. Have a nice life.

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  • Uh, no, I’m not going to let a bastard like you off the hook that easily. You aren’t going to say ‘let’s agree to disagree’ and be done with it.

    You need to own up to the fact that you’re a monster, that you’re a hateful, vengeful, desperate bastard who makes a mockery of everything he claims to be.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Thanks to the Iterns for allowing me to block all comments made by L.N. Is this going to be an option for everybody soon? It will be so much more peaceful around here.

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  • What’s an ‘Itern’ Bruce? Is it something like the ‘Lord of Narnia’s Rings’?

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    What do you mean, Claire? August’s Korean was very adept at computer work, and also very polite, so I got one of my own as well. I guess, technically since August had his first, I’m not being original, but I fail to see how that is relevant to the above conversation.

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  • “I guess, technically since August had his first, I’m not being original, but I fail to see how that is relevant to the above conversation.”

    It’s because you’re a racist asshole who wants to own slaves again.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    False! Have babies is a gift that God gave women, and that women share with their husbands. That is NOT the only thing they are good for! I thought you were a feminist? How can you be so demeaning towards women?

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  • “False! Have babies is a gift that God gave women, and that women share with their husbands.”

    Is it a gift or a curse? Do you idiots want to make up your minds any time soon?

    “That is NOT the only thing they are good for! I thought you were a feminist? How can you be so demeaning towards women?”

    You’re the one claiming that it’s all that women are good for, dumbass.

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  • I fucking lol’d! I think someone got hacked XD

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Screen shot please.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Never mind, I had my Korean take a screenshot for me. These are the last messages between Claire and myself. Notice that the page is scrolled all the way to the bottom. Do you enjoy constantly being caught in your lies, Claire? Get help, kiddo.

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  • I think Claire is just looking for attention as usual. Not even trying to be on topic.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Ok, I just sent you a new message, and had my Korean take another screen shot, thus proving again, that you are a liar and should seek help.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Some of those photos were for articles here, and others were sent to me by other people or they tagged me in them. I can’t help what people post on my wall, sweetie. Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to try to make me look bad, you failed, but at least you tried.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Ok, Claire. I will ask my Korean to use his scanner tomorrow. I do not lie about my education.

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  • You claimed to have an insanely high IQ, you DO lie about your education.

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  • And twice now you’ve shown how much of a lying little jackass YOU are. Kind of funny how that works; in your desperate attempt to knock Claire down a few pegs, you go and prove so many things about you to be true.

    For one thing, you claimed to not know how to do screencaps, and yet in the past you’ve done so before (and before you started claiming that you bought a slave). Then there’s the fact that you also claimed to only own a mobile device to stay connected to the internet, and yet in Claire’s message, she states that there’s only been ONE time that the ‘sent from a mobile device’ stamp was used in your posts. Hell, it’s right there for all of us to see, that little cell phone icon next to your post.

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  • No thanks.

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  • How convenient.

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  • Huh? Where did I say that the contraceptive pill is a problem?

    It might be a problem for fish and polar bears; it sure isn’t for me.

    Also, where did I claim to be a feminist?

    How many of your own words can you try to cram into my mouth in the one dishonest comment?

    As usual, you can’t dispute what I said so you make a pathetic attempt to build a straw man. Get some integrity, Claire.

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  • 4everBVB666 4everbvb666

    YOUR Korean? News flash sweetie people can’t belong to you. We had a war that fixed that.

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  • Claire, I also happen to know a bit about the Zapatistas and radical Maori separatists. That doesn’t make me one of them. Lern2logic plz

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  • Alex Riddle

    HE HAS A KOREAN????? Does that mean I can get a white person for my own personal use?

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