Lessons Learned from a Marriage: The Story of Bruce and Claire

Bruce Myron Danus
• ChristWire
May 20, 2012 8:54 am451 comments

Most of you remember that on May 20th last year, Claire and I were married.  Some people, like L.N., will shout “You’ve never even met”. Nothing could be further from the truth though.  L.N. is jealous that Claire chose me over him, and Claire is trying to put our marriage in the back of her mind.

As our one year anniversary rolls around, you can all witness the fact that Claire’s comments are more hateful and ridiculous though.  Don’t deny it, kids, everyone sees it.  I personally will take full responsibility for he inane commentary though.  Honestly, after being married to an American hero at the age of 20, how can you expect to do better?

Last year, I married the beautiful and vibrant young girl named Claire Snedeker.  I spent over a month trying to convert her to God’s will.  Even after sending her to spend two weeks at Sister Susan’s Christian Housewife Boot Camp, she still ignored my requests for food, refused my suggestions of laundry, and denied my need for procreation action.  She seemed more interested in her 402 cats than in being a normal wife.

Immediately after the beautiful ceremony at August Weisz’s Ranch, I could feel that our marriage was beginning to slip away.  All throughout our honeymoon in Saudia Arabia (I still do not understand why she demanded that we go there), she was very distant and only talked about her cats.  I just thought that this was because she had never been away from them for more than a few hours, but later came to realize that she is addicted to cats, she is a cat hoarder.

Seeing a scene like the above picture would send any normal human running for the hills, but God told me that I needed to stay.  He said He needed me to attempt to put Claire back on the right track.  He said that  all her negativity towards Christwire and its authors,  was actually due to the fact that she wants to believe in Him and just needed that extra push.  As any good, humble Christian would do, I agreed to stay.

Knowing that I was fighting an uphill battle, I turned to the Holiest person that I know for help, Sister Susan.  I asked if she would take Claire in at her home and give her a crash course in being a good Christian housewife, and Susan agreed.  Unfortunately, directly between the bus station and Sister Susan’s house in Atlanta is the Atlanta Humane Society, and Claire stopped in to look at the kitties.  She never made it to Susan’s, but instead returned home with 57 more cats and a new tattoo.

After witnessing the new tattoo, and her flagrant disrespect of Sister Susan, God again spoke to me.  He told me that if He did not see some significant improvements in Claire’s attitude and mental health within the next two weeks, he would arrange for me to be able to get an annulment.  I agreed to suffer through this burden in hopes that I could finally break through Claire’s rock hard head and allow her to see the love of Jesus.  I wanted nothing more than to turn her into a Holy woman of the Lord, and spend the rest of my days with her, but because of  her stubbornness and her devil cats, she would not budge.

The marriage was annulled one month and 11 days after it had begun.  While I will never regret marrying Claire, I will always regret knowing that I had the opportunity to save her from burning in the pits of Hell for eternity, and I could not.  I have a little glimmer of hope though.  I can see a change in the comments she makes here now.  They are less rude, and more thought out responses.  Perhaps our marriage did help her a little.  Maybe my love and respect broke through her shell a tiny bit.  I know that for a few months after our marriage was annulled, she was quite despondent, but perhaps it was during that time that she had a breakthrough and lost some of the hate that filled her black Atheist heart.  I believe that God had this in His plan all along.  He knew the marriage wouldn’t last, but he knew it would help Claire become a bit more enlightened and less hateful.  It took me awhile to realize all the good that I actually did inn Claire’s life, but now that I have realized it, I am content in knowing that I did God’s work in her life and she is a little bit happier and one step closer to finding Salvation.

The moral here is: never think that just because something doesn’t work out the way you had planned, that you failed at it, but perhaps God had other plans in His mind.  God never makes mistakes, and He always has a plan for you.  No matter how big or small your role in His plan is, always remember that it is still an important role.

Please share your favorite memories of Claire and myself in the comment section below.  I know it always brightens Claire’s day when people talk about her (she has a little bit of an ego problem).  Have a blessed day, and Claire, I still love you, but like a sister in Christ.

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451 Comments

  • Usually a big thing at weddings is pictures of the bride and groom…And yet, Bruce seems to have none…

    You are a horrible liar

    “ Honestly, after being married to an American hero at the age of 20, how can you expect to do better?”

    Lolololol…Funniest thing I’ve read all day

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    That tattoo is an abomination, but evidence of Claire’s deviancy.

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  • It is no good to get married until you’re a health 30 or 40 now.

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  • “Most of you remember that on May 20th last year, Claire and I were married. Some people, like L.N., will shout “You’ve never even met”. Nothing could be further from the truth though.”

    Well, can you provide evidence that you even met? Can you provide evidence that you were married? How about this: if you claimed to have annulled the marriage, then why do you insist that you still were married if the entire point of an annulment is that you weren’t married at any point in time?

    “L.N. is jealous that Claire chose me over him, and Claire is trying to put our marriage in the back of her mind.”

    Oh the things that people with damaged egos say to make themselves feel better.

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    • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

      Admitting that you have a damaged ego over the fact that Claire chose me over you is a good step on the road to recovery, L.N. There may be hope for you yet.

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      • Bruce, you clearly missed the fact that I was saying that YOU have a damaged ego. You make yourself out to be a god, even going so far as to call yourself perfect, because you have a massive amount of insecurities. You wish you could be better, but you hate yourself too much to try.

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        • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

          I am the farthest thing from insecure, trust me. I have never claimed to be a god, just an upstanding, white Christian American man who loves Jesus and his country enough to protect it from muslim terrorists and black rapists and murderers.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Yes, I saved America from a terrorist attack, remember? How is that claiming that I a a “god”, as L.N. says I do?

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          • MaddySevenfold

            saving America from a terrorist attack? Oh you mean lying to that man and making him miss his bus for absolutly no reason?

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          • Bruce, you lied and used racism to describe a situation, and then thought about killing a black person, and when you decided to not kill one, you called yourself a hero.

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      • Bruce you can’t even get a woman period you look gay on your avatar

        and you a Hero make me laugh you are just another racist asshole

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    • Militant Negro Militant Negro

      If it ain’t true LN what are you always up in Claires ass?

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  • Militant Negro Militant Negro

    Damn Bruce. Dat brought a tear to my black militant heart. If I knew you felt like that about her I would not have run the train on her with my boys.

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    • Militant Negro Militant Negro

      But since you want us to share our memories I wont go into details of that afternoon but I did take the picture of claires bedroom wall. That wall of dildos scared off my boy Darnell.
      http://i43.tinypic.com/spzznp.jpg/img

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    • Militant Negro Militant Negro

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

        That is truly frightening. I’m am glad she didn’t bring those in to my house.

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      • Oh my heaven Claire, you ar such an unimaginable whorelot. You would not have procreative intimacy with your husband but you will with these plastic sin tunnel sin sticks.

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        • that canuck that canuck

          Hey, I need to hide some people, your vag still empty? And what the fuck is an emosexual? None of my friends know! We all want to know!

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      • hiding something from us, MN?

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      • oh my glob! this looks like fast toni’s bedroom!
        Wait a minuet!
        This is fast toni’s bedroom!
        Da Faq are u people doing in his house!!
        Hands off of my fast toni!
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        We call him fast toni because he can make you come in like 3-4 minutes

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  • I think Bruce and Negro are correct. there certainly is a chemistry between LN and Claire. They are both in their early 20s and are both virgins that live with their parents. They hate christwire, its authors and women. In fact when I wrote this article
    http://christwire.org/2011/06/the-she-devil-amongst-us/
    about Claire LN penned a rude and insulting article where he sexistly belittled me and show himself for the pervert woman hater that he is.

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    • idi amin of uganda idi amin of uganda

      LN also hates negros. He posts on here accusing fine journalists and men and women of god of racism to draw the white liberals attention away from the real problems of racism in Obama’a America. The Klu Klux Klan are being saved from persecution due to him diverting attention to the decent folk of Christwire.

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      • So thinking that black people aren’t human and that all minorities should be killed isn’t a problem to you? Because that’s basically what Christwire advocates.

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        • Lies LN. Idi and I are great friends I have never said anything mean or rude to him or any other black negro person.

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          • You all hate black people, you think that they’re lesser beings. You in particular aren’t as racist towards black people, but you still show off your racism occasionally.

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          • I don’t know what race you are LN but I am racist against it because they are obviously inferior to produce something as completely useless as you.

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          • So you admit to being racist, and apparently you’re so hateful, you even hate your fellow white man.

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          • that canuck that canuck

            L.N. I have a total list of things this “Susan” doesn’t hate: Herself, black people (for as long as the spotlight is on her) Christians, Conservatives, and… That’s about it…

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  • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

    Jesus Christ! I was wondering why we suddenly had a flood of Bruce hatemail on our tumblr and now I’m suddenly not surprised. Your bullshit honestly can’t shock me anymore Bruce.

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    • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

      Hi Sarah! Good to see you again! What b.s. are you referring to though? Everything I write is the truth.

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      • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

        If by truth, you mean lie, than yes, everything you write is a lie. And we all know it.

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        • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

          That doesn’t even make sense. How can the truth be a lie? Are you drunk or high from injecting marijuana again?

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            Oh yes, like I would even know how to obtain marijuana and alcohol without blowing something up. Hello, Law abiding citizen here.

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          • this reminds me: mixing energy drink with alcohol has interesting results. but don’t try it if you have a weak heart.

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            One of my roommates, who is 25 so it is legal for her to be in possession of alcohol as long as it stays in her room, has tried to get me drunk once by mixing vodka with my Monster drinks. Needless to say, I caught on pretty quickly and now I have to hide all of my beverages lest they get tampered with.

            Yeah! I like having full control of my mind and body at all times!

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          • MaddySevenfold

            One of my freinds decided to use Red Bull in his bong… Needless to say it was a night he will never forget >.<

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          • @CD

            Lol, one of my friends who follows the wehatebrucedanus recently checked his Tumblr, only to be flooded with all the Bruce Danus hate…Sure shocked the hell out of him…He ha to go through multiple pages just to check his other stuff

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            Me and my friend Michael were so surprised. Usually we only get one or two a day and we just let it build up but we got over thirty messages in less than an hour. We laughed so hard, some of the anons we get are quite amusing.

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            One of them started mocking Shakespearen talk, I hope he comes around more often.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Sarah, when will we get to see the amusing ones? They are say basically the same thing, “You’re a stupid, dummyhead” and then some even more asinine remark from your buddy Michael.
            Also, when I log on to my Tumblr, all I see are moving .GIF files of ugly celebrities that you post, about 40 pages worth. Nobody else cares about Tom Hiddleston or Michael Fassbender. Try putting something useful on there for once.

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            It’s my blog, and I’ll do what I want with it. If you don’t like it, there’s this really useful UNFOLLOW button on my blog. Use it.

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            And on a separate note, I don’t JUST make posts about Tom Hiddleston and Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy, but I make posts about how much I would like to have sex with them.

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          • ” It’s my blog, and I’ll do what I want with it. If you don’t like it, there’s this really useful UNFOLLOW button on my blog. Use it. ”

            Why don’t you take your own advice? if you dont like Bruce stop coming here and being insulting to him and creating false accounts with his name.

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            Because I’m having way too much fun pissing him off.

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          • “Try putting something useful on there for once.”

            Useful things…On Tumblr? Ha, what a good joke! Tumblr wasn’t meant for serious things! Hell, just the other day posted a drawing of a shark wearing a Captain Anerica costume…You’re not using Tumblr right if you’re beig serious on it

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      • Of course Bruce, you can hold onto the belief of your fake marriage with Claire just as much as you hold onto the belief of a fake god.

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    • Alright. I need to see this tumblr now. Especially if it has Tom Hiddleston in it.

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      • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

        WHAT! You follow me on deviantart and you don’t have my tumblr! GURRLLL.

        It’s http://www.celestialdeth.tumblr.com

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        • *looks through tumblr*
          Well, I started crying when I saw the Thor and Loki post, then I scrolled down and saw the PPG one. That was a really weird transition.

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        • woah woah woah woah you have a tumblr and a deviantar?!t…stalkitty stalk stalk

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        • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

          @Hamsteak
          Tumblr, puppies to porn in seconds.

          @Epsilon
          Lol you do that.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Sarah, you claim that I am “stalking” you and causing you to be scared to leave your house, just because I offered to buy you a meal and give you a job, yet this Epsilon guy flat out says he is going to stalk you and you laugh and tell him to do it??? You are clearly insane.

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            There is a big fucking difference to stalking me on the web and stalking me in real life mother fucker. By the way, have I mentioned that along with my pocket knife my dad recently got me a tazor for my birthday? Bring it bitch.

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          • “just because I offered to buy you a meal and give you a job”

            You’re a psychopath who’s deluded himself into thinking that you own a business and that you have money out the ass.

            “yet this Epsilon guy flat out says he is going to stalk you and you laugh and tell him to do it???”

            When someone says that they’re going to stalk someone, using that exact word, it’s typically a playful meaning. You, however, have bugged CD and Claire and a handful of other women here about where they live at, that you want to meet them, and you want to know all kinds of personal details about them.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            L.N., it is not my fault that Sarah believes she is SO good looking that she could actually get somebody like me to date her, let alone stalk her. I’m sorry, but I’m not a chubby chaser like you.

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          • “L.N., it is not my fault that Sarah believes she is SO good looking that she could actually get somebody like me to date her, let alone stalk her.”

            I’ve witnessed the contrary from her, and it’s clear that you have the hots for her, probably because you’re desperate for love so the moment you see a female talking to you, you instantly assume that they’re in love with you. You just disregard the death threats and insults and call it friendly banter or some kind of sick foreplay and you don’t realize that people hate you and want you dead.

            “I’m sorry, but I’m not a chubby chaser like you.”

            You’ve called CD and Claire fat several times, and you’ve made it abundantly clear that you’d probably end up raping them.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            You are 1000% wrong, L.N.

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          • You can’t disprove a single damn thing. You can’t even fight against what I said. You know it’s true, how about you admit it and then start seeking help?

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          • Bruce…How can you be this delusional?

            It’s clear to everyone else, that CD freaking despises you…It’s completely obvious.

            Yet somehow you’ve managed to interpret her hate as some sick form of love and I honestly have no idea how you do that.

            Also, you seem to constantly accuse CD and I of being fat with absolutely no base to assume such. Are you so desperate to fuel that massive ego that you have to make up insults to make yourself feel better?

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            I have seen pictures of Sarah, so I absolutely have a basis for calling her chubby. You, on the other hand, I just assume are fat based on the way you type and the fact you like to get beaten by your gay roommate who you refer to as your “girlfriend”.

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          • “I have seen pictures of Sarah, so I absolutely have a basis for calling her chubby.”

            You also said you were married to someone you never physically met before.

            “You, on the other hand, I just assume are fat based on the way you type and the fact you like to get beaten by your gay roommate who you refer to as your “girlfriend”.”

            You seem to have a reading problem. Ouroboros has a roommate and a girlfriend, and they’re too entirely different people. You also seem to use insanely stupid logic to come to your conclusion. “You have a girlfriend, ergo, you’re fat”. How’s this: Because your name starts with a B, you have no ball sack and you are incapable of moving more than three inches away from your waking spot.

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          • I’ve seen the pic of CD that she posted sometime ago, she is Definately not chubby.

            “I just assume are fat based on the way you type”

            That dosen’t even make any sense…

            “you like to get beaten by your gay roommate who you refer to as your “girlfriend”.”

            That dosen’t make any sense either…Yes I live with a gay guy, what’s the big deal. And yes I have an actual girlfriend, just because you’re a sad bastard that can only stalk girls online dosen’t mean everyone else is

            You know your life might get slightly easier if you just stop making shit up

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Just because your roommate puts on a wig and some heels, that does not make him a female or a different person. Make up your mind, is he your roommate or your girlfriend? He can’t be two different people.

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          • You’re right Bruce, his roommate can’t be two different people. That’s why his roommate and his girlfriend are TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE, YOU FUCKING RETARD.

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          • There you go making things up again…

            I share an apartment with my gay friend of which nothing sexual has ever occurred between the two of us

            I ALSO (<-Very important word) have a girlfriend who does not live with us, in fact she lives with her parent's as of now

            They are two entirely different people

            Stop being such a freaking imbecile

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            The level of stupidity Bruce brings into conversations is frankly ASTOUNDING.

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          • “Epsilon guy flat out says he is going to stalk you and you laugh and tell him to do it???”
            Wow, Bruce you are such an idiot
            1) I have no intention of creepily stalking down CD like you obviously do. following on the internet is way different, and not quite its not quite stalking at all…don’t you follow her tumblr too?
            2) I’m a girl dipshit

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        • I dont know what a tumbler is but that is the worst one I have ever seen

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnwSXjDvWVS2clUito2jtPw-lbRB24QwwXsXrbvssoghLJPogR99zVpVnQ9Q

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          • you are a horrible person. I see August was right about you.

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          • There are worse ones out there. Like the ones that Bruce follows.

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            I regret nothing

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          • I believe this requires a YOLO, but that trend is stupid so screw it!

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            The one time I ever said YOLO was to my sister and that’s because we were actually discussing the stupidity of YOLO.

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          • Agreed!

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          • Susan, the more I read your comments the more I am convinced that you are more fucking stupid than a headless donkey taking a shit on a pile of bricks

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            Dude, fucking concur.

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          • *clears throat importantly* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!
            HIGHFIVE!

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            HHHIIIIYOOOOOOOO

            HIGH FIVE!

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  • I love how the “refutation” of Bruce’s facts pretty much rely upon ad hominem personal attacks.

    Debate 101 liberals, or do you even understand that?

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    • Bruce was the one making claims without a shred of evidence.The lack of proof of his marriage is evidence enough for the refutation of his points, its called the careo argumentum effect, Idiot.

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      • If you have been reading the comments you would notice that there has been plenty of articles and evidence provided.

        Or are you just selectively choosing which posts you decide to read or not?

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        • Let’s see, the ‘articles’ they pull up tend to be completely and utterly false (since they love to reference themselves; hell, Billings himself will make a bullshit post just to reference himself in another one almost immediately after), so the articles bit isn’t any good, and the evidence they use come from conspiracy or biased sites.

          “Or are you just selectively choosing which posts you decide to read or not?”

          You all selectively choose what to follow from the bible.

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          • Why would they go through the effort of waiting a year to report a made up story?

            Please take the tinfoil hat off.

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          • Bruce has been stalking Claire for well-over a year now. He’s kept a track of the days that he’s longed for her and whatnot. This isn’t something that just happened a year ago that’s being brought up now, this is something that has been going on for the past year that shows how insane Bruce is.

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  • mrhanky2000

    Why must you try to “save” someone, its not like the Muslims come knocking at your door asking you to become a part of their belief system.

    I really wish the people on this site would understand what the word hypothetically means. It’s like they can’t accept the fact that they don’t know if there is a go or not.

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    • christians kindly knock on your door, muslims fly planes into buildings and murder 3,000 people.

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      • From my experience, Christians stand in the middle of public places and yell at people for enjoying the things they do and wishing death upon people while Muslims offer a helping hand if they see someone struggling with something.

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        • well you are a terrorist in your own way pervert

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          • The definition of a terrorist is someone who uses extreme methods to incite terror among a large populace in order to bring about changes that they want.

            If anything, it’s people like you who are terrorists, who terrorize people and harass them to a point of either murder or suicide.

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          • Suicide? Someone committed suicide because of this site?

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          • I’m talking more about the people who get harassed by ‘Christians’ all the time and end up taking their lives because people like Cultwire writers just don’t want to let people alone.

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          • Oh geez. I almost had a heart attack there!

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          • Another one of Susan’s amazing comebacks. Bravo you stupid piece of shit

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Nobody will ever commit suicide based on my true articles!!! I may upset the liberals, but you all love me and need me. I don’t love or need any of you though…Grow up.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            As a matter of fact, I smoked a cigarette that was dis-figured tonight. I went against Mike Watson and Adam Nelson by smoking this, yet I am still allowed on the Holy Site as a member, not a random commentator. You commentators like L.N. need to learn some new lines. This is awful.

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          • “Nobody will ever commit suicide based on my true articles!!!”

            Beating the shit out of a gay person because they’re gay isn’t truth whatsoever.

            “I may upset the liberals, but you all love me and need me. I don’t love or need any of you though…Grow up.”

            We hate you and we don’t need you. What’s bad is, you just sealed yourself in Hell with that statement, considering it’s one of the most un-Christ like things to be uttered by a Christian.

            “As a matter of fact, I smoked a cigarette that was dis-figured tonight.”

            Smoking is defiling the holy temple that is the human body, clearly you hate yourself and Jesus.

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          • to bad LN hasn’t offed its self. I would not shed a tear. I would pray for him.

            pray for him to burn next to hitler and Pol pot.

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          • What a Christian, telling people to go and kill themselves, how delightful!

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  • Fascinating. I come back after a hiatus and I apparently missed out on an imaginary wedding.

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    • well at least you know none of the assholes here got any smarter

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    • Actually, Bruce has been making this claim for almost a year now. He’s so incredibly delusional and desperate for love and affection, he believed that he was married to someone he never met, claimed to have consummated the marriage, and then claimed to have had it annulled, so twice over he’s lying, and yet he doesn’t see how. That’s just the tip of the iceberg for the delusional asshole.

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

        You moron, It has been EXACTLY one year since I was married to Claire. It has been seven months that you have been jealous of her love for me. Get it right, you cave dweller.

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        • Care to bring up this claim of ‘seven months of me being jealous’? And you’re the moron if you consider death threats to be ‘dirty talk’. Not only that, but why the fuck should I care? Hell, it makes you even creepier that you’ve been counting the days that you deluded yourself into being married to someone on the internet.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            I don’t think that Facebook saves that mant comments. I can’t find the ones where Claire was begging me to save her from the new rapist named “L.N.” It was too many messages ago. I will try to protect your man-hood more next time. I am a man who loves rusting other men randomly…

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          • “I can’t find the ones where Claire was begging me to save her from the new rapist named “L.N.” It was too many messages ago.”

            Wow, you should really just shoot yourself. You seriously love just sinking to new lows, don’t you?

            “I will try to protect your man-hood more next time.”

            You do nothing but insult me, you think death threats are foreplay and that saying someone’s a rapist or deserves to be beaten is ‘joking around’.

            “I am a man who loves rusting other men randomly…”

            You love to deteriorate, neglecting, and impairing other men completely randomly? Sounds somewhat appropriate for you. Your ego is so badly damaged that you have to make yourself look like the next Jesus and put others down just to fill the void in your heart and soul.

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Watch out Bruce, from the pictures I saw this Claire is one robust woman…

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            I can’t see that, could you resize it?

            Or is it that big?

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            Hmmmmm, that could be a virus.

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          • Paranoid much there Hubner?

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          • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

            No Im a realist, she has shown more examples of duplicity on our holy site than you would think.

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          • The link she put is a common link for a lot of images…It just take to the picture that gets cut off in her comment

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            Claire that’s you!?

            You’re adorable!

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          • Claire why are you showing us pictures of Harry potter?

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      • Well, this is what I get for being a noob here.

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  • Once again I have to apologize Bruce. My grandson Jimmy was supposed to pick her up at the bus station and I dont know if he did or not. I still cant get a straight answer out of Claire about how he escaped from his car.

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    • Wow, you want to kidnap people? Damn you’re a horrible human being.

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    • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

      I don’t blame your grandson, Susan. I blame Claire’s love of being a deviant. I also blame that Deviancy on L.N. He is an awful mannequin. I find it weird that these two 20 somethings even know about the movie Mannequin though… The seem 15 years too young to know that movie…I’m Scared and Confused…

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      • “I’m Scared and Confused…”

        And stupid, you’re massively stupid as well.

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        • don’t forget queer,….
          he’s extremely queer too

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          • That’s quite the anti-gay comment from a homogay.

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          • i like the word pansexual, i don’t like made up words like homogay, ugh! disgusting!

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Homogay isnt a word, God I want to throw a dictionary at you people.

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          • who decides what a word is?

            The answer according to websters is usage. Anyone can use any word they wish, if enough people use it and agree on its meaning, they add it to the dictionary.

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          • How’s this: it’s a slur you homophobic nimrods made up to remain politically correct.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            But this word is offensive, you dont see the N word in the dictionary although it is commonly used

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          • The funny thing about the word “homogay” is that’s it’s contradictory…”Homo” and “Gay” are synonyms…So really, it’s just redundant as hell…

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          • “Homogay isnt a word”
            “But this word is offensive”

            ?

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          • Pansexual is not a word. No one uses it other then dumb emo whores like Alice.

            August dear I am afraid there is no getting through to these idiots.

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          • It’s Alison,… who the fuck is Alice? anyways, yes pansexual is a word i mean really, 60,000 people in America are pansexual!

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          • Pansexual isn’t a word since there’s physically no such thing as a third gender.

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          • i know, but there are people who are gender confused and transgendered and transvestites, see i don’t fall for WHAT the person is I fall for WHO they are
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            There is no gender when you’re pansexual! So this is how i chose to live my life. As a matter of fact im dating a cross dressing man right now. Looks like a lady but he’s ALL man ;D

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Pansexual?

            Is that what the kids call it when they diddle the cookware?

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          • Yes because i love to fuck my sauce pan! (Note: SARCASM!)

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            I thought as much.

            You know, that really isn’t very sanitary. I know that you do not lead a blessed lifestyle, and so do not concern yourself with purity, ethics, and clean living, but you should at least pay more heed to hygiene, as you could make yourself quite ill from cooking on unclean surfaces.

            You are welcome by the way; I always look out for those less fortunate than myself.

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          • Blah blah blah!

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            That’s very mature, Alison.

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          • OK, HOld on.
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            Im looking for a FUCK to give

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          • “Pansexual isn’t a word since there’s physically no such thing as a third gender.”

            If you can say that ‘homogay’ is a word, then pansexual is a word as well.

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  • David Arquette

    Quick question: does anyone believe this? I mean, it’s obviously fake. I saw that exact picture of both the tattoo and the cats months ago. I dot know why Bruce feels the need to attack Claire, because honestly, it’s quite clear nobody believes him. Maybe he justrelaises he’ll never marry, and has to create a false one with Claire to keep the rope from his neck.

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  • I remember when L.N. said Claire was attractive. We all laughed sooooo hard.

    Bruce, you are much better off.

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    • August proves once again how hateful and despicable he is.

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      • Lets see a picture of you L.N.

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        • Why the hell would I do that? You already hate me, you’d find any single thing wrong with me and insult me for it.

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          • because he has a gay crush on you dude.

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          • LN likes to sit behind his desk in his parents basement and pass judgement on everyone else while he sits there. He is an internet troll that does nothing but insult this site and the people on it. He will never share a picture of himself because he knows we will laugh at the sad little pathetic boy that he is that has nothing better to do than cyberbully christians all day long.

            LN maybe if you stopped talking lies on christwire and got off your fat useless behind you could find a job.

            ever think about that?

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          • “He’s an internet roll”
            Takes one to know one, bro

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          • If it helps you sleep at night honey ;) anyways if u want to, lets video chat. i don’t usually do it because last time some old perv wanted to check me out, but i can make an exception. I would love to your face when u relize ” Oh shit! She’s real!”
            And Blake or Mike whoever is playing this fool please lets cut down on the shit i mean really. Time to grow up.
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            And better yet u can talk to Fabian,i’ll just tell him that the plan is off.
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            I don’t care about you. I’ll just wait for our chat take off my pants and prove im a girl, then i’ll tell Daddie Manson to over at Cooking Vinyl Records and you and him can chat. I’ll get Mr.Geffen and the poor 78 year old man can yell at you. Then me and Fabian Will sit back and laugh at your face.
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            Go for it
            I dare you
            Im waiting bro
            And i don’t like to wait.
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            Your move dude

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        • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

          My my Alison, now thats a beach body! At least you will show your face for us!

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          • thank you?
            Im not afraid of showing my face. people can hate but im me, and i like being me.

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          • at least you are man enough to stand behind who you are unlike LN

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Too bad that isn’t really her picture. I was on her Facebook for awhile, I’ve seen real pictures of her. That is not her.

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          • Yea it is but you think im the pink haired man named Jeffree Star,…. but it’s ok because Everyone who knows me has seen me and knows this is the real me.
            Bruce don’t be hating just because i denied you and refused to go out with you or talk to you. I guess you’re still grumpy from my friend fabian telling you all your flaws on facebook. But this proves that im the adult here.
            Now , begone child. sane adults and the Christwire idiots are talking

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            You are a fat 15 year old girl, as your friend Fabian also told me when he tried to point out my “flaws” and failed. You can deny the facts all you want, but your friend revealed that you are nothing but a 15 year old liar. Have fun in high school, and try not to get bullied for being an overweight Mexican girl who deluded herself into believing she runs a record company, when she actually just hands out stickers outside of concerts.

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          • The fact that Fabian told you that for his own kicks and you believe it? LOL Stupid little boy! Fabian and me agreed on a couple of snapshots of his old friend, Denises or something like that,…. anyways we said that we would get you all hyped up and make you believe that and then show off some of my new shop pics LOL Fabian is an evil Genius!!!!!
            And he and i will be taking plenty of photos at this years GFA concerts!!!
            So again, remove yourself child. Little Alison Manson is coming through

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            More lies. I never once mentioned anything about your pictures when I was on your facebook, so how could you and Fabian “trick” me into believing certain pictures were of you? I never commented on any of your photos, or even clicked the “like” button on them. So again, how exactly did you “trick” me? You should probably get your story straight before you reply again.

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          • I remember Alison from my time at facebooks. Nothing like she pretends to be here.

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          • Fabin: “I fucking hate that bruce guy”
            Me:” ok so?”
            FFabian: So lets mess around with him!
            Me : ok, im listening.
            Fabian: i’ll get Denni to send me her high School pics and we’ll make this fag think it’s you!
            me: ok and then,…..
            Fabian: then you take the gayest Slutiest pic evr with me and we show it off on that fake site.
            Me:I like your thinking bra!
            Fabian *Me Gusta*
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            The rest then went on into a fight about unicorns,……

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Me: I totally believe Alison Manson now that she has typed up a fake conversation.

            August: Oh yeah, me too. Nobody could make up a whole conversation that didn’t actually occur, unless they were some sort of a genius.

            Me: Well, she does run multiple record companies, so she must be brilliant.

            August: True

            Susan: She is an emosexual whorelot.

            L.N.: Shut up, bitch. Make me a sandwich.

            Claire: I like cats and masturbation.

            Me: Claire and L.N., will you please shut up.

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          • Bruce, you forgot the part where CD mentioned some older male figure pays her to play with transformers while he watches.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Oh right, my memory of made up conversations isn’t as good as Alison’s I guess.

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          • If it helps you sleep at night honey ;) anyways if u want to, lets video chat. i don’t usually do it because last time some old perv wanted to check me out, but i can make an exception. I would love to your face when u relize ” Oh shit! She’s real!”
            And Blake or Mike whoever is playing this fool please lets cut down on the shit i mean really. Time to grow up.
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            And better yet u can talk to Fabian,i’ll just tell him that the plan is off.
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            I don’t care about you. I’ll just wait for our chat take off my pants and prove im a girl, then i’ll tell Daddie Manson to over at Cooking Vinyl Records and you and him can chat. I’ll get Mr.Geffen and the poor 78 year old man can yell at you. Then me and Fabian Will sit back and laugh at your face.
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            Go for it
            I dare you
            Im waiting bro
            And i don’t like to wait.
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            Your move dude

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Bruce, that has to be the most God blessed comment I have ever seen on Christwire.

            I’ll still be laughing when I go to sleep tonight.

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          • If it helps you sleep at night honey ;) anyways if u want to, lets video chat. i don’t usually do it because last time some old perv wanted to check me out, but i can make an exception. I would love to your face when u relize ” Oh shit! She’s real!”
            And Blake or Mike whoever is playing this fool please lets cut down on the shit i mean really. Time to grow up.
            And better yet u can talk to Fabian,i’ll just tell him that the plan is off.
            I don’t care about you. I’ll just wait for our chat take off my pants and prove im a girl, then i’ll tell Daddie Manson to over at Cooking Vinyl Records and you and him can chat. I’ll get Mr.Geffen and the poor 78 year old man can yell at you. Then me and Fabian Will sit back and laugh at your face.
            Go for it
            I dare you
            Im waiting bro
            And i don’t like to wait.
            Your move dude

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          • “August: Oh yeah, me too. Nobody could make up a whole conversation that didn’t actually occur, unless they were some sort of a genius.”

            You give yourself way too much credit, dumb-ass.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            What an utterly witless comment, LN.

            If you don’t have anything intelligent or thoughtful to contribute then you might consider not commenting.

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          • I have been telling him this for over a year.

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          • Hey Bruce, An extremely beautiful girl is wanting to webcam you and you say no? Yupp I think the suspicions are true. Bruce you are officially gay. But hey its not a problem. Its nothing against your personality though don’t worry. I mean we all still think your a douche and all.

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  • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

    I just got back from a field work trip to mount Erebus,Believe it or not, their was still some human remains to gather and identify from that 1979 plane crash and we didnt have christwire out there…

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    • SatanWorshipper SatanWorshipper

      The fuck does that have to do with anything xD

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      • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

        It was hard work, however I am glad to be back to christwire!

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      • @SatanWorshipper, I’ve dealt with your kind before Satan-Worshipper. Hopefully you’ll be incarcerated during your time here on earth then you can spend eternity in hell where you are most certainly going.

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        • haha isn’t it awesome to know that you’ll be going there too? Its all those alter boys you touched, that was wrong, you know that right?

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    • Ok, I’m curious…What exactly do you do that has you out collecting an identifying human remains?

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      • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

        Ouroboros, I am a forensic anthropologist, this information is available if you read my Bio on some of my previous articles.

        Back on topic: I saw some pictures of Claire from the wedding, and my god did she pack on the pounds, Bruce must of been feeding her alot of his delicious Peccan pie.

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  • HA HA JiF3r.jpg

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      • Are your old eyes really that bad Susan? The glasses are different, their hair cuts and hair color is different, their face shapes are different, their noses are different and the pretty one is holding a dog. I guess you really are blind, fat, and dumb Susan.

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      • She looks like meg.

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      • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

        What is Claire looking at in the picture?

        It appears she is staring at the doggy dong. The puppy looks uncomfortable and frightened.

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        • It is scared to be at Mount Ida. It is the Nuremberg for animals.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            “injections of NaCl ”

            Are you training to be a homeopathic vet ?

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        • She must’ve run out of cats to molest and now the dog is to be her poor hapless victim.

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          • Dude, we don’t need to know what kind of porn you get off on, alright?

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          • Clair has never molest any cats. That is one of the many lies you people come up with with no backing proof.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Have you never seen her youtube channel? That is all the proof you need.

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          • @Bruce
            Care to prove that claim with a link?

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Click on her name, you moron.

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          • okay asshole, I found her channel, but surprise surprise, there is no cat molestation happening there.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Are you blind? She has clearly drugged her cat named Charlie in preparation of molestation. Obviously, she can’t show the actual molestation on Youtube, that would be against the terms and conditions of Youtube. Your idiocy knows no bounds.

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          • Bruce, I am not blind and your fucking delusional. The cat isn’t drugged, why would you even think that? Stop watching whatever interspeices porn you watch and don’t accuse Claire of sick shit that obviously isn’t true.

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    • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

      Oh look, you’re posting up pictures of adorable people this time. She’s very cute.

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    • Sister Susan who’s the pig with the doggie?

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      • Why do you have to insult others by calling them “pig” you hateful bastard?

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      • Hey Billy I think you meant to say “who’s the cute girl with the doggie” because I don’t see a pig in that picture

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  • Bruce I commend you for writing this touching story of Christ’s intervention in both of your lives. What a wonderful blessing for Claire. I’m curious though… sometime back I heard a rumor that the former Mrs. Danus likes to use her cats during solo-sex acts as if they were nothing more than an old sex-rag. Is this true?

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  • Wow claire I’m so sorry this has been happening to you. This creep bag bruce needs to take that dick out of his ass. Apparantly though I heard some good news, that Bruce has finally admitted it and came out of the closet! Its actually quite a good thing finally, now that its out in the open and all. The only reason he was making fun of you in the first place was because he was still insecure, and all the other guys wanted him to diss some random girl. Since theres no girls in his life (as you can tell by the douchey gay hair in his pic) he had to choose someone from an online site he goes to.

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    • I know Poor Claire! but it’s ok. We’er just gonna eat with him at some BBQ he’s having so, don’t worry our hatred of him will all end soon

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      • oh, I hope Claire is comming to the BBQ, I’m sure she would enjoy it

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

        Yes Alison, your hatred of me will end after you enjoy my company at my BBQ. I knew you would come around eventually.

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        • You are insanely stupid Bruce. Did you miss the part where she said that we are going to EAT you at the BBQ because I don’t consider killing you “coming around eventually”?

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            You seemed to be the stupid one. She says “eat with him” at the BBQ, moron. Go back to grade school and learn to read.

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          • And that post was edited along with half a dozen other posts at the very damn least.

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          • I am certain that isn’t what the post originally said, which is odd because I thought only El Modo can edit posts. Care to explain Bruce?

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            That is the only thing that I have ever seen that post say. I am not an admin, so I know that I can’t edit anything, but I can’t say that it wasn’t changed. It did seem a little out of character for Alison, but people have been known to change a lot thanks to this Holy Site.

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          • Bruce, stop being stupid.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            What are you babbling about now, L.N.? I just admitted that it was possibly changed, but I have only seen this version of the comment. There is no making you happy, is there? No matter what any of us say, you will just complain and say we are idiots, even if we agree with you. You really need to get a life, move out of Texas away from your mother, get a job and stop whining about this site. Go enjoy the sunshine for once in your lifetime.

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          • You saw that version, said it could’ve been edited, but decided ‘nah’ and left it at that. THAT is what makes you stupid. I also like how the only thing you’re capable of doing is using the same insult that everyone has used, to a t no less, because you’re too idiotic to make up your own, let alone try to actually hold a debate with someone.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            No, most people tell you that you live in California, but you seem more like a Texas liberal to me. Probably Austin. As far as the rest of the insult, I can’t help copying the truth. Sorry that it hurts so much to hear, but we are just looking out for you, kiddo.

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          • no no no, i mean i am going to tear your flesh off and watch you scream. im am going to slowly roast you over a fire and then devour you as you scream for mercy,…… remember Bruce,…. i am a Manson after all

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            No Alison, you are not a Manson. You are a fat 15 year old Mexican with delusional psychopathy. I hope that your parents speak enough American to tell the police that you are unable to dress yourself in the morning, before they take you to the asylum. I really worry about you. Be well, champ.

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          • ok then you just tell me when and where and i’ll show up. Fuck i have enough money to fly me to amsterdam every other month so i can show up to your door step and stab you there…..
            Your move bro
            Bring it

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          • If it helps you sleep at night honey ;) anyways if u want to, lets video chat. i don’t usually do it because last time some old perv wanted to check me out, but i can make an exception. I would love to your face when u relize ” Oh shit! She’s real!”
            And Blake or Mike whoever is playing this fool please lets cut down on the shit i mean really. Time to grow up.
            And better yet u can talk to Fabian,i’ll just tell him that the plan is off.
            I don’t care about you. I’ll just wait for our chat take off my pants and prove im a girl, then i’ll tell Daddie Manson over at Cooking Vinyl Records and you and him can chat. I’ll get Mr.Geffen and the poor 78 year old man can yell at you. Then me and Fabian Will sit back and laugh at your face.
            Go for it
            I dare you
            Im waiting bro
            And i don’t like to wait.
            Your move dude
            And even if you don’t i will find you and 1UP you you poor stupid little freak

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            If you are so rich and powerful, you shouldn’t need me to tell you where to go. I’ve never made it a secret that I live in Portland, OR. Let me see your power now. Mail me something, then I will renounce my faith and start following the Blacked Veal Braids and Jasmine Starr or whatever. Now it is your move. Bring it, pan-rapist or whatever you call yourself.

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          • 1. I just want you to stop lying and denying that some poeple like myself are actually kind and loving and not christian. I could care less what religion you are and if you do or do not renounce it. I mean i REALLY don’t care.
            2. It’s Black Veil Brides, and Jeffree Star. Please do some research, and learn to spell and respect those who are much MUCH more attractive and successful than you could ever imagine.
            3. Pan-Rapist? Ok sure as long as i don’t have to touch you,…… seriously, that would make me sick.
            4. GIVE ME A FUCKING ADDRESS! how the hell do you want me to visit you and shove this in your face if i don’t know where the fuck you live exactly! My 6 year old son makes more fucking sense than you.
            Check-and-Mate!

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            As I said before, I live in Portland, Oregon. You have stated many times before that you are so rich and powerful, that you could find any of us writers and have us killed. I am just asking for a little proof of how rich and powerful you are. Send me a post card to my address, since you claimed before that you could find my address and have me murdered. I even narrowed it down to only 2 million people in the Portland metro area. You should be able to find me now, especially with your vast resources. “Laughing Out Loud”

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          • Im staying at,
            1537 North Stanley BLVD
            Just a few blocks from Hollywood BLVD
            West Hollywood,California
            This is my summer chill out.
            I have a cream almost pink colored home. a small yard with two little signs that say the name of my security system.
            Two stories, with a small balcony.
            Nicely trimmed hedges and a couple of small pots with some ferns.
            I have my cars in the back so no one will know im home and bother me. I currently have my little brother over with me. he has a Camero. This is what i need Bruce. Real information.

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          • “I am just asking for a little proof of how rich and powerful you are.”

            Hey, you don’t want to prove that anything you say is true, you just sit there and make really stupid claims, or if someone makes a positive claim about you, you just roll with it.

            “If you are so rich and powerful, you shouldn’t need me to tell you where to go”

            If you claim to be able to fly around so often at your leisure, surely you could visit her in her own place and prove that what you say is true.

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          • Can you point out your imaginary house on this aerial photograph of your suposed address?
            http://i.imgur.com/jt6f8.jpg
            jt6f8.jpg

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            I wanted to see what your house looked like so I looked it up on Google maps, holy shit Alison, NICE DIGS. That’ a fine ass looking house.

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            Isn’t that just the cutest house everyone?

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          • and where is the camaro at? It doesnt look pink to me.

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            She said her home was a cream color ALMOST pink, meaning that it is a cream colored with a hint of pink in it and that is a fairly accurate description. And I imagine the Camero is parked in the back with the rest of the cars as she stated.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            I don’t care where you claim to be living, nor do I care what information you “need” from me. I told you, if you are as rich and powerful as you have claimed in the past, it should be no problem for you to find my address. You even said once before that with one phone call, you could find where I lived, so I am asking you to make that one phone call. I will not give my address to anybody who has posted death threats about me, but if you are as powerful as you claim, you should have no problem finding it through your “connections”.

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          • And thus i prove that Bruce is full of shit and is too afraid to see if im real. Im busy you know working and raising my son and daughter…. So all in all im still ahead of you still.
            I have a family and friends and yes with a phone call i can find you but you see i know you either Blake or Mike.
            It was nice to see that you’re too much of a fake to prove where you live.
            How about a pic. still too scared? of course you are.
            That is my home and i have another one in the Hamptons. But again i’ll prove myself when you do.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Kids today… all me, me, me!

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          • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

            Oh look, Bruce doesn’t want to prove anything again. How fucking surprising.

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    • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

      It is forever the lot of the fallen to envy the virtuous, pay no mind to this slattern, Bruce.

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  • LOL julian would want to, because he looks like the pedophile type. With that receeding hair line and all. PS its not slattern, we have pictures. Just let me go to a random site like this EDITED Susan Xenu does and get some pictures of him kissing another man.

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    • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

      love&luck….. we don’t need a picture of you to figure out that you are a sodomite!

      Go crawl back up into Satans butt crack.

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      • Lol and why dont you go crawl back into susan deep dank vag you hairy old Git.

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        • Antoine J. Hubner Antoine J. Hubner

          Mossieur! I wear the mustach since age 15. I klnow its hard to understand for a 12 year old boy such as you, Butmature women such as my wife love hairy men!

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  • Sadly enough you don’t know how old i am, and lets keep it that way you creep. So stop assuming, cuz you know what they say when you assume. It makes an ass out of yourself. And no offense but i have no idea what butmature women like. I think we’ve also made another establishment, you and your wife are the real sodomites here haha

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    • you look like your 16-17. By the wat you may want to read this: http://christwire.org/2011/12/oh-canada%E2%80%A6why-god-hates-you/

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      • There’s no picture of this person and you decide to show your xenophobic attitude towards people.

        How DO you sleep at night, praying for the genocide of the human race?

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        • I sleep well, thanks for asking.

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          • And you didn’t even deny praying for the genocide of others.

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          • Susan you Say that you believe whole heartedly in a God and that God is the best thing, and yet outraging on every person thats different. Hypocrite much?

            You decided to thread your own article into this conversation. Your articles ARENT fact, so stop trying to even insert them into any other conversations. I can tell you I know this because of the other one you decided to post about Claire. Your articles are a pure work of fiction, created in the ridiculous fragments of your mind. The fact that your even able to put them on here as a “reliable” source, is a joke =)

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            I do not recall the passage in the Bible wherein God spaketh: “Thou must not provoke the thin-skinned umbrage of self-righteous Emosexual sodomites”, it must have been right after the part where Jesus transformed water into skinny jeans and got himself some tattoo sleeves…

            I prefer to live by the timeless wisdom of: “spare the rod and spoil the child.”

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          • Jesus in skinny jeans,…..
            lets all picture that,
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            I would tap that

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          • haha funniest part tho, theres no such thing as a word called emosexual. Just another hypocritical christian trying to slander 3 different words into one, to try and get his/her point across.

            I wish Jesus had tattoo sleeves and skinny Jeans…

            PS its spoketh, your welcome

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Thee spake wrongly just then, you Mellon pated peon!

            Learn to speak English first, and then criticise my vocabulary.

            P.S. there is no such word as ‘tho’, and ‘theres’ requires punctuation.

            You’re most welcome, fool.

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          • haha no you sound like an idiot constantly saying spake. Examples: I just spaked to my friend. Im gonna go spake to that guy. You sound like you had a stroke if you ever talk like that. And please call me a peon again. Its hillarious that its the best thing you can come up with, you dirty inbred hick.
            PS if you don’t understand that tho is though, then your proving me right in the fact that you are a complete and utter imbecile. I choose to shorten words on my phone, you choose to speak (sorry spake) like an idiot

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            ‘Spake’ is the past tense of ‘speak’, you dunce.

            You can’t have ‘spaked’ to your friend, because ‘spake’ is already a past tense. You can’t go ‘spake’ to a guy for the same reason. Thus you just spake to your friend, and you can go speak to a guy, after which you will have spake to him. Do they even try to teach you kids in school anymore?

            P.S. you used ‘its’ in place of the contraction ‘it’s', that was very sloppy of you.

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          • Spake is not past tense, and i have no idea what school you went to, but by the sounds of it you were home schooled by your inbred parents. Its spoke. I spoke to him. Not i Spake to him. You still sound like an idiot even trying to defend yourself. Just close the web browser, turn off the computer, and go to sleep. When you wake up go bring your computer back in and tell them your to stupid to use it. They’ll understand

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            I went to the kind of school where tuition wasn’t paid in food stamps…

            But please continue to question my grasp of the English language, kid, I am rather enjoying the novel absurdity of the occasion.

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          • You can’t pay that with food stamps? Do you even know what food stamps are? They are for FOOD. Things that you need to survive.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Sorry, I’m really not too familiar with the concept of not paying for things.

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  • All you naysayers are paranoid if you believe your posts are being altered somehow. As soon as you type your post it goes up on the site, how would anyone have the opportunity to change your post in the one second it takes to post?

    All you God-haters are on drugs and self-rape is the only sex you’ll ever know since you seen to spend your whole life posting filth and sick perverted comments on CW. If you all had lives none of you would have time for this crap.

    “Oh I can’t get a date for the prom since I’m such a fat-assed pimple faced ugly heathen. Well there’s always chrisTwire I can kill time on.” How pathetic is it that none of you have a life?

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    • if commenting on CW is such a waste of time why did you write a fucking novella right there?

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    • “how would anyone have the opportunity to change your post in the one second it takes to post?”

      Actually, moderators can have the power to change a post AFTER its been posted…Happened to me when I made a spelling mistake and then pointed out my mistake in another comment…It was then fixed by a mod

      “I’m such a fat-assed pimple faced ugly heathen. Well there’s always chrisTwire I can kill time on.” How pathetic is it that none of you have a life?”

      Lol, is that really how you imagine all of us naysayers on here? Because I guarantee that you’re wrong

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    • I would never do drugs. I’m too far into life to fuck up now. Why should I use drugs to feel happy when I’m already happy? Self-rape? You can’t rape yourself because rape is when you don’t want it. And if I wanted sex I would go to my gf for that. My WHOLE life? So I’m what, 1 year old because that’s how long I’ve been here. We have lives, but the real question is if YOU have a life, because it seems you live a sad sad pathetic life hate and lies.

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    • “All you naysayers are paranoid if you believe your posts are being altered somehow. As soon as you type your post it goes up on the site, how would anyone have the opportunity to change your post in the one second it takes to post?”

      People like you have no lives except to hate others. Part of that hate is to edit people’s posts for your sick amusement. There’s also the fact that you’re clearly missing all of the posts made by ‘El Modo’

      “All you God-haters are on drugs and self-rape is the only sex you’ll ever know since you seen to spend your whole life posting filth and sick perverted comments on CW.”

      If that was true, then I wouldn’t be sober right now and I wouldn’t be getting more pussy than you.

      “If you all had lives none of you would have time for this crap.”

      Same can be said about you. You dedicate time and effort into constructing stories made out of hate and lies. Why? Because you can’t deal with the fact that someone is different than you, that there are people who aren’t white, that there are people who don’t worship Christ, and that there are people who actually think that freedom is a good thing.

      ““Oh I can’t get a date for the prom since I’m such a fat-assed pimple faced ugly heathen. Well there’s always chrisTwire I can kill time on.” How pathetic is it that none of you have a life?”

      Says the soulless bastard who spends his time typing up essays for a site that condemns everyone.

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      • Im still getting over the fact that he said naynay, and still thinks he sound professional, and logical. Didn’t realize we were back in kindergarten.

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        • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

          You could have fooled me, Love&Luck.

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          • Lol i could’ve eh. coming from i guy who’s heart is set on spake. But here you go, three different articles about this, and all of them deny it being used in modern language. One says it was back in the day, when shakespeare was around. So go for it, sound like a bumbling idiot that no one understands you tool. PS these are actual facts, unlike you figments in your imagination son

            “I remember from one of articles that I’ve read.. that “spake” and “spoke” are both past tense of speak.. but the word “spake” is an OLD ENGLISH word that was used in literary poems and other old stories while the word “spoke” is used in MODERN ENGLISH ..

            “To speak”

            Present tense:
            I, you, we, they, you all/y’all speak
            he, she, it speaks

            Past tense:
            I, you, we, they, you all, he, she, it spoke

            Present progressive: speaking
            Past participle: spoken

            So there is no forms such as “spake” at least that I heard of.”

            “Um, i don’t think – SPAKE is even a word but if it is, it doesn’t have anything to do with talking!
            SPOKE is something you have done, to SPEAK is something you are currently doing or are going to do!
            I know the English language is kind of hard to make sense of sometimes when you don’t have it as your native tongue but it’s definitely worth learning since most countries speak it now anyway.
            I wish you well & hope you can work out the present, future & past tenses of everything!”

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Maybe you just feel that way because you are uncultured?

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  • No i feel that way because if you say spake in a public place, people would laugh at you and think you have a mental problem. I learned Shakespeare in school champ. Cultures one thing, sound like a dunce is another. Anyways its nice to know that you have nothing else to say after I proved you wrong… again. Just put the keyboard down before you create a bigger hole for yourself.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Explain how I got the picture of your tattoo then?

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  • MaddySevenfold

    Wow, that tatoo is obviously on a males stomach and right above the boxer line you can see the website this photo was from…

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  • About five seconds on Google pulled up the tattoo in question, so odds are that isn’t Claire. Particularly because she’s a woman and the picture clearly shows a male figure.

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  • Fr. Brandon Korsowski Fr. Brandon Korsowski

    I do find this article quite interesting, yes. But my brother, why must you disrespect women so much? Do God and the Lord Jesus not teach us that all humans are equal, be they American, African, Chinese, Russian, and so forth? Also, I can quite clearly see the website edited in above the boxer line, and that that is a man’s stomach, not a woman’s.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Claire is a bit hairier than most women, Maddy, but you don’t need to be rude and point it out.

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  • MaddySevenfold

    Um not only the hair but the body structure is also that of a man, No woman would have that structure, this obviously doesnt belong to Claire.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Now you are insulting the shape of her body??? Have you no shame? Just because Claire is a wee bit manly, that doesn’t give you the right to make fun of her.

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  • MaddySevenfold

    I am not making fun of Claire I’m just pointing out the simple fact that photo is definately not of her, it’s more insulting for you to say that is her because you obviously found a picture of a male with a gross tattoo trying to pass it off as a female, also you are the one saying she is manly…

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  • Militant Negro Militant Negro

    have you seen the pics claire has posted herself? She looks like a 12 yr old cracker boy.

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  • MaddySevenfold

    Okay well if Claire looks so much like a boy why do you keep talking about fucking her?

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  • Negro has tried to sin with everyone here but me. i wouldn’t flatter myself much if I were you Claire.

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  • please my invisible penis make more sense than Claire and this idiot being together.

    Plus i thinks its cute in a sad way to see how Bruce can lie about being married when we all clearly know he’s gay.
    .
    I mean really.
    Claire and you were never together so build a bridge and get over yourself.
    .
    Plus ” Great American hero?” HA My left nut has more Heroic attributes than u could ever have.
    .
    Poor bruce doesn’t have a life or friends and lives in his mommy’s basement
    Such a shame i never really got to kick you in the nuts,…… if you had any,……. oh well

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  • If you do an image search for “cat tattoos”, that’s the first picture that comes up. The FIRST. :D

    http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=cat+tattoos&FORM=HDRSC2#x0y0

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Hi Maniac58! Welcome back! How is the weather in Maine right now?

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    You people need to back off of the jokes about Claire’s physique! She does not look like a man! Why do you like these people, Claire? They just keep being rude about your body! It is sickening.

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  • MaddySevenfold

    Um maybe because of the fact they are proving youre wrong and that you are the one being insulting by trying to pass a male off for her…

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  • How do you not understand that everyone is telling you that there is no way that the picture Is of Claire…because the picture ISNT OF CLAIRE.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    I’m not sure if you are all confused or just stupid. That is a picture of Claire’s new tattoo. Yes, she is a bit hairy and a little manly, but you really don’t need to keep pointing that out, it is rude.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Claire, as I said before, the flour was going to be used to bake you a cake. That is why it would have been a perfect evening.

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  • “I’m not sure if you are all confused or just stupid.”

    Same could easily be said of you since you seem to think that pic is of Claire when it clearly isn’t

    Go burn alive Bruce

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  • Bruce, you can stop flip-flopping around like the moron you are, it’s just getting sad now.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    What have I ever flip-flopped about? I have always said the same things, the TRUTH!

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  • @Bruce

    You wouldn’t know truth if it came up and liked you in the balls…Although I’m sure Claire would like to kick you in the balls before the truth ever does…

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    I don’t see any pictures from you proving that it isn’t you.

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  • MaddySevenfold

    I dont see any pictures from her proving that it is not.

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  • Considering Claire is RIGHT HERE tellin you that your lying…I’m Definately more inclined I believe her since all you ever do is lie Bruce

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Claire, you do have to admit, you chunked up pretty good after the wedding. I should have seen it coming though, 12 pieces of cake? Really, 12???

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  • And the lies just keep coming from Bruce…

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Was it only 11 then? Sorry, I lost count because of how quickly you were shoveling them in.

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  • MaddySevenfold

    I thought that according to your book lying was a sin?

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  • Pfft, like Bruce has even touched a Bible…If he did, he’d learn that lying and pride (Two things he’s more than guilty of) are sins…

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    I’ve never written a book, Maddy. Now you are just being ridiculous for the sake of being a moron.

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  • MaddySevenfold

    I was reffering to the Bible, dipshit. And Ouroboros you are so fucking right on that one…

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    I think you should apologize for making jokes and lying about wanting me dead. I know it is just to hide the truth from the other nay-sayers here, but they might actually believe that you don’t still love me. That is not good, Claire.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Maddy, if you are referring to the Bible as MY book, then you are truly dumber than I thought. The Bible was written thousands of years ago, and it is God’s book. I am not thousands of years old, and I am certainly not God. How do you even manage to type and breathe at the same time?

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  • I don’t want Bruce dead…Just horribly disfigured…By my hand…I have a delightful set of knives that would get the job done…Might knock his ego down a few pegs..

    Oh wait…I don’t want to waste my “special” knives on him…I’ll just go with a rusty hacksaw then…Fingers crossed for tetanus

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  • The bible is the book of your religion, therefore it is your book…Learn to read before you try belittling someone next time…Just because you didn’t understand what Maddy meant dosen’t put her at fault

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Claire, if you are going to quote me, at least make it an actual quote, not some quickly typed rehash of what you think I typed.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Ouroboros, she is at fault. There are many ways she could have typed that without insinuating that I wrote a book, or that I wrote the Bible. She could have simply said “The Bible says…” or even “The book of your beliefs says…”, but no she said “YOUR book” which indicates that I have ownership of said book, and all rights to use or change it however I see fit.

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  • MaddySevenfold

    You know how some babies were dropped on their heads? Was Bruce thrown against a wall?… If its in your religion its your book, I’m not saying you wrote it I’m saying you live by it…

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  • Except you’re still at fault since the rest of us could easily understand what she had meant. You’re just the idiot who can’t read and assumed she meant that you wrote a book..

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  • Lol…Nice job Claire, I just noticed you got proof of their comment editing…Good catch

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Claire, nice photoshop job on that picture, but everybody can clearly see what I typed.

    Also, “your”: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/your

    I don’t see anything about a book being commonly owned by a group of people here.

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  • Do you know how diifcult it would be to make a photoshop that precise? It would take some time and effort…Claire’s pic is 100% legit…You lose and now she has proof that you guys can have comments edited…Make that two strikes

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  • MaddySevenfold

    I love how everytime someone gives legit evidence this website accuses it of photoshop even though every photo used in an article has obviously been altered…

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Claire, you clearly used some sort of image manipulation software, because nowhere in the original quote do you see two blue lines highlighting the last two lines. You are busted! Stop lying, you always get caught.

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  • Dumbass…She clearly highlighted the words with her mouse on this site BEFORE she took the picture…

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  • Militant Negro Militant Negro

    I dont see a difference in what Bruce said and Claire posted.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    If that is the case, where are the comments above it? How did you edit those out without an image manipulator?

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  • You can take a cropped screenshot without ever using a photo editing program…

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Macs are loaded with photo manipulation software. Again, you are busted. Stop lying.

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  • Bruce, I can do the same damn thing on my PC…There are ways to get a pic like Claire showed without editing it

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  • Easy explanation Claire.

    To Bruce, Macs are like the Bible…He has never touched either of them and never will

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Apple is a Communist company, and they pratically demand that you steal other people’s images and change them to make them seem like your own. Just look at Instagram, that is its whole purpose.

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  • And Bruce proves without a doubt…That he has no clue what he’s talking about…

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    What do you mean, Ouroboros? It is listed right in their “Terms and Conditions”, but you probably never read those and just click “agree” right?

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  • There’s no way in Hell that’s in their terms and conditions. Show me, i dare you

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Read it for yourself, I not your kindergarten teacher.

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  • YOU brought it up, YOU need to defend YOUR point.

    The truth is that you’re just full of shit and have no proof.

    Admit defeat and save the very teeny bit of dignity you might have left

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    YOU are just too fat and lazy to use YOUR fingers to do a Bing! search and look it up, so you want ME to do all the work for YOUR lazy butt. I will not help you become lazier than you already are.

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  • Why do you assume I’m fat and lazy based off absolutely nothing? I guarantee I’m in better shape than you are

    Here’s how arguments work: I bring up a point and provide evidence if necessary. You provide a counter point and provide evidence to back up your claim.

    YOU made outrageous claims with NOTHING to back it up.

    Take a lesson in debating before trying to argue again…It’ll save you from looking like a complete Neanderthal.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    You are the one debating me. You have provided any proof that what I said is wrong, other than your opinion. Provide evidence that I am wrong, or else there is no debate. I made a point, now it is your job to either agree with my point or provide evidence that my point is not valid.

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  • Let’s see, you claimed Instagram’s purpose was to steal people’s pictures and claim them as your own. Here’s the terms and conditions; http://instagr.am/legal/terms/

    Hopefully you aren’t to lazy to take 5 minutes to read it

    For good measure, here’s Apple’s; http://www.apple.com/legal/terms/site.html

    Nothing even vaguely communist about any of it.

    Bruce’s validity=nonexistent

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  • You might have to wait a bit because my response contained two links and your site feels the need to put comments under moderation if there’s more than one link in it…So just a heads up…

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Claire, there is proof plastered all over the Holy site.

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  • MaddySevenfold

    I have yet to see legit proof of the marriage…

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Try opening your eyes when viewing this site then, Maddy.

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  • Funny because when I open my eyes on this site, all that’s there is complete bullshit. Well how about that

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  • MaddySevenfold

    Okay lets see, you say if I just open my eyes I will see proof? Okay well The ‘bride’ denies being married to you and a bunch of people also say this is a false claim of yours. The photos that are supposed to be proof are of many diffrent obese women who arnt Claire and a mans stomach with a tattoo and the only one backing up the claim is Susan who is old and is so stupid as to belive A7X is a christian band… So yeah…

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  • Bruce covers up lies with more lies and then more lies on top of that for good measure. What a sad soul he is, that damned idiot Bruce.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Strongly disagree, L.N.

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  • Bruce, you can strongly disagree all you want, the fact is that you hate the truth and you live off of lies. It’s the only way you can cope with your self-hatred.

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  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    I don’t understand, did Bruce write a book?

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  • that canuck that canuck

    You need to shut the hell up! Guess what! I speak french and Russian! Je parle le français et le russe! Я говорю по-французски и русские! Whatcha gonna do? Come up here and beat me? I’m in Alberta! We’re Canada’s Texas.

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  • @that canuck
    I don’t know why but,….. That was kinda hot.

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  • Militant Negro Militant Negro

    hidden in your vag you slut.

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  • making threats over the internet is against the law claire.

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  • you should also not use the 4 dead people in your feable attack on Bruce. That is disgusting.

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  • mrhanky2000

    I’m sorry, but that is the funniest thing I have heard all month. Thanks for making my day.

    FYI: Pirating is illegal too, but look at how many people get away with that!

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  • making threat againsta whole country is also against the Law susan it’s called terrorism rememebr when you wanted to Invade Canada ?

    or nuking china or japan yup it’s called terrorism

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  • lauging out loud, pc4u negro

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  • you are a sick human being claire why would you say something like that about me.

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  • ‘Susan’, didn’t you say you wanted Claire’s uterus to fall out or something?

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  • Ah yes, that was the comment. What a lovely ‘Christian’ ‘Susan’ claims to be.

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  • Well let me top it for you claire. I hope the next time you self fornicate with one of your many electronic sin sticks i hope it short circuits and God sends a mighty lightening bolt into you sending you straight to hell where you belong.

    Now take a screen grab of that and post it once a month and cry about it like a whiney little emosexual.

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  • So you did marry LN.

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  • Since when was Bruce’s name the same as mine, ‘Susan’?

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  • shhhhh, don’t confuse the old thing!

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  • Claire said
    ” getting married to a douche.”
    Sounds like LN to me NOT Bruce.

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  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    LN does fit the description.

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  • When I think “douche” I think Summers Eve and LN.

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  • Look, ‘Susan’, you can stop being jealous that I’m actually capable of getting a woman while you’re stuck at home crying yourself to sleep that no one likes you. Take your advice for once, and end it all for yourself.

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  • that 4 people are dead? Probably not you are just that sick and self centered.

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  • If you hadn’t have ran away I could have taught you to be a good decent human being but instead you are still the horrible vile person that we all have to put up with on a daily basis.

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  • there is plenty of proof to be found in the comments on this article.
    http://christwire.org/2012/04/is-fifty-shades-of-grey-turning-your-wife-into-a-sm-slut/

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  • Actually it’s proof that you’re a complete idiot that can’t actually find good enough evidence.

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  • Sister Lottie Sister Lottie

    Wow Claire. You had a chance at a beautiful God fearing marriage and you blew it.

    You need to see one of those head doctors.

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  • you are a horrible insensitive young woman.

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  • that canuck that canuck

    You are a horrible, insensitive old dust bag. As a proud Canadian, I read your review on Canada. I don’t approve. You should seriously think about what your doing before you type. I honestly invite you to come up to sunny Alberta, watch a rodeo, a curling game, a football game, a rugby game, or any sport that meets your fancy. Then tell people you hate Canada and see how long before a Mountie is washing you off the nearest wall.

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  • shut your sodomy hole canuck before I send a couple commandos to take your igloo from you seal clubber.

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  • No I nailed you time and time again for being such a sexist in that article. I am not wasting my time to copy and paste links to all the smut you have said again.

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  • that canuck that canuck

    AHA! So you admit to nailing women!

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  • CelestialDeth CelestialDeth

    I like this guy.

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  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    Is not a wife supposed to honour her husband?

    You a splitting hairs with a Man who did everything within his power to correct the behaviour of Miss Snedeeker – he is understandably at his wits end.

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  • that canuck that canuck

    Finally a level headed religious man on this site.

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  • …Okay,for now I respect him and his opinions

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    That is disgusting, Claire! Why are you so proud of it that you capitalized “TRUE”??? You truly are a deviant.

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  • Most likely someone changed her comment since I’ve seen her say that what Billy said is false many many times…

    Unlike you bastards, Claire actually likes cats

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  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    I never would have believed it if Claire didn’t herself admit it!

    I guess this explains why she keeps so many of the beasts…

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    Obviously, she “likes” cats a little bit too much if she is doing that with them.

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  • Damn, if claire like to get down and dirty then she and i have to,…… get together ;) if you catch my drift

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  • These so called “Moderators” are fucking with everyones shit!

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  • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

    Nice photoshop, Claire.

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    Claire Claire Claire –

    Screen shot? really? You know that doesn’t prove anything.

    http://christwire.org/2012/05/forum-moderators-satans-scythe-against-holy-freedom-of-speech/#comment-263001

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  • I assume you don’t know how photoshop works…

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  • It proves plenty. If you aren’t going to accept it, then you’re nothing but an idiot.

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  • ” You know that doesn’t prove anything.”

    Actually, that does prove something…Her changed comment coupled witht the fact you guys seem to have a Mod on the loose points towards her comment being changed

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    First of all, Claire is using bad language again.

    Second, she combined the claim of subterfuge with an accusation that “one of you asswipes” did it.

    If she’s going to hang someone from a tree for internet chicanery, she’s going to have to follow evidentiary procedure to make the charge stick.

    I’m looking out for Claire, you fools seem to be cheerleading for her fouling this up like everything else. Of course Claire won’t see it that way, so trusting and pure in her knock-kneed social clumsiness.

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    Claire,

    One has to roll with the changes in your topsy turvy, wishy washy personality. Logical and knock kneed grace are just two things to admire about the wonder of Claire.

    I do have to point out that August is a grown man, capable of discerning the issues surrounding any charges he may want to levy against your use of the ‘r’ word. There are more important things for him to do and chasing down your foul shenanigans.

    On the other hand, you seem very motivated and since I’m a positive role model for you, I think that supporting your actions includes adding my wisdom so you won’t fail. Young people like yourself have very delicate perceptions of self and failure tends to unhinge so many of you – leading to tattoos, piercings, fornication and homosexuality. You’ve been around long enough to understand those dangers.

    I just don’t want to see you drop this like you seem to drop everything else. The ugly cycle of “accusation-lack of evidence-amnesia” seems to prevail with you. I think you need to drop your so called ‘friends’ that are leading you down a path of throwing another log on the failure pile and actually accomplish something this time.

    BB

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  • So, basically what Blanche said was “I’m going to pick on you because I think you’re inferior to me and I’m going to leave August alone because he’s my friend and if I chastise him for anything, then that makes me look bad, and I can’t be doing that”.

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  • that canuck that canuck

    But you, sir, are an idiot. Welcome to the 21st century. We respect women here. In Frussian now! Добро пожаловать в 21 век, мы уважаем женщин здесь. Bienvenue au 21ème siècle, nous respectons les femmes d’ici.

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  • that canuck that canuck

    hol…y… shit… You actually think we live in igloos?! Omg, it’s true! you are so stupid! Canadians don’t club seals. XD “a couple of commandos”. I’ll just get mirror to use their population to annihilate your little commando squad.

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