Miami Bath Salts Lead to Sodomy Induced Zombie Apocalypse
On Friday the police responded to the 911 call that two naked men were fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic for Memorial Day weekend. The fight was taking place at the causeway exit near the Miami Herald building, which had a security cam recording that you saw yesterday on Adam Nelsons article.
When the police officer finally responded around 2 pm he found a naked man lying on top of the other naked man eating his face. The officer saw what the man was doing, and ordered him to stop. The man growled at the officer, and then returned to eating the victims face, mainly his victim’s nose and eyeballs. The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, but the gunshot had no effect. Other sources confirmed that the man refused to obey, and continued his attack.
The surveillance video from The Herald shows two men lying nude and partially obscured by the MetroMover track. One man is motionless, but the other, presumably the man whose face was attacked, can be seen flailing his legs in pain. Although the attacker had been shot and the obvious pain the victim must have been in, to have his nose, eyes and face eaten, the paramedics were not seen attempting to rescue him. Probably because they knew that he was infected with the zombie plague and was now a carrier and would soon turn himself.
But one has to wonder why was the zombie and victim naked? SODOMY. Sodomy is at the heart of ALL evil. If anything is going to turn a normal man into a souless creature that must eat human flesh for sustenance then it is sodomy. Or emosexual music.
But of course the liberal media is telling us otherwise.
Armando Aguilar, head of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, said drugs are at the root of the attack.
“We have seen, already, three or four cases that are exactly like this where some people have admitted taking LSD and it’s no different than cocaine psychosis. Extremely strong, I took care of a 150 pound individual who you would have thought he was 250 pounds. It took six security officers to restrain the individual.
Doctor Paul Adams says similar cases have show up in the ER, and that a new LSD commonly called “bath salts” is behind it. Adams said, the drug can raise a persons body temperature so high that logic and the ability to feel pain are lost; then delirium sets in and that often leads to death.
“We’ve had several deaths,” Dr. Adams said. “Earlier last year, we probably saw our first death from bath salts where people were running on or under the MacArthur Causeway being chased by the police and then all of the sudden just collapsing.”
You can decide for yourself. But I have seen a lot of zombie movies over the years and watch The Walking Dead. I know zombies when I see them and this isnt a crack head that wants to take a bath. This is a homogay zombie that wants to sodomize you and eat your brains.
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Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
3:09 am
HOLY CRAP! That is CRAZY!!!!
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10:24 am
Just some white folks having an afternoon BBQ by the freeway.
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12:24 pm
Naw dog, you whiteys is crazy, but DAMN! That mess is just REAL crazy.
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5:43 pm
Oh Negro, not all white people are Zombies just like all black people are in gangs
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9:36 pm
I don’t think zombiism has any “color” or religion sadly
The police said its a new type of LSD maybe that lead to zombiism ( because the normal type of LSD you are not eating face or whatsever just saying )
In many zombie movie what we saw is drug or virus spread that can cause zombiism so maybe is it true (or fake) who know
If the Homeless man became a zombie after now we can talk about zombiism for now it’s simply cannibalism
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11:44 pm
… wow old lady. I bet you’re the woman in church that sneers at the homeless man at coffee hour. Also what you said was not christian
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11:50 am
Om NomNomNom NomNomNomNomNom NomNomNomNomNom NomNomNomNom NomNomNomNom!!!
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1:08 pm
im just gonna say it,……
I want a pet zombie!
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12:32 pm
you know its funny how to these people sodomy causes all of the worst things. it makes me lol so hard when they fail to realize that sodomy happens in happy hetero couples because some people just like it. sodomy is not evil. honestly i really despise closed minded people. being gay is not evil either. its how you are born it happens in nature all of the time. animals can be gay just like people and what is more natural than animals. again you guys just make me laugh at your ignorance.
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3:17 am
Oh my word Sister Susan! These are truly the end times that we are living in. I have never in my life heard of such. This has to be the beginning of a plague.
I hope that when the time comes My wife and I can come stay with you. I know that you are very well armed.
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3:23 am
It is a very scary time indeed brother, I look forward to your company when the time comes nigh.
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8:14 am
Pretty sure a zombie would eat a person regardless of gender…
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9:23 am
David said… “Pretty sure a zombie would eat a person regardless of gender…” — David I believe this is true, however in this particular case the homosexual overtones are hard to deny. Had the LSD / Bath Salt Zombie-Gay junkie come across a woman I suspect he would have still attacked. But in this case the junkie gay-zombie attacked a man.
Then both men wind up naked while the zombie starts eating man-flesh, to wit: the victims face. Bath Salt junkies are found all over the US so its likely we’ll see more of this zombie Apocalypse spread from state to state.
Remember the rule when faced with a crazed man-eating zombie. The double-tap method is the only measure known to bring these man eaters down.
Great Job Miami PD!!!
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11:57 am
“Had the LSD / Bath Salt Zombie-Gay junkie come across a woman I suspect he would have still attacked. But in this case the junkie gay-zombie attacked a man.”
So you think that the guy was a ‘gay zombie’ and would still attack a woman, and yet you only call him gay because he attacked a man.
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7:09 pm
I keep a small pistol strapped to my let at all times now. Right under my bloomers. You never know who you are going to run into out there. Today I saw a black man with long yarn looking hair.
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4:28 am
This is why I never go anywhere without my glock.
Remember to double-tap, everyone.
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3:20 am
How can a zombie be gay when he only hungers for human flesh? Actually, zombies don’t have any sexuality..
Stop trying to blame homosexuals for things they have nothing to do with
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3:23 am
Have you ever met a zombie? Why would a zombie man strip another man down naked and then start eating him if he isn’t a homogay?
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5:56 am
Have you ever met a zombie? No, becaus ether aren real. And sodomy the route of all evil? Pretty sure that isn’t in the bible…
Brilliant story though. Works of fiction are always more entertaining.
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10:42 am
Are you going to make a sequel to “Ready to Rumble”? I enjoyed that film because it showed how truly homosexual wrestling really is.
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5:45 pm
wasnt he in that stupid movie about spiders?
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12:00 pm
I thought he was great in “Lars and the Real Girl”.
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12:31 pm
Hey cracker. This isn’t made up news! It was on the real news, did you see that news video? I am stocking up on .40 for my Glock. I’m gonna kill all you cracker a$$ gay a$$ zombies I can.
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5:46 pm
” And sodomy the route of all evil? Pretty sure that isn’t in the bible… ”
Of course it is in the bible. God describes homogays as an ABOMINATION. He blew up Sodom (which sodomy is named for) and Gomorrah.
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11:48 pm
Actually God doesn’t condemn gays, Leviticus. Back then the Hebrew tribe needed to reproduce and gay sex doesn’t reproduce.
And Sodom wasn’t a place where everyone was sodomized, it was a place full of sin and when christian people were looking to persecute gays that called it sodomy to invoke imagery. It’s basic propaganda
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12:25 am
You really have no idea what you are talking about, put down your computer and pick a book…THE BIBLE.
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12:28 am
You sure you wanna say that to someone who apparently HAS read the bible?
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3:16 am
“Of course it is in the bible. God describes homogays as an ABOMINATION. He blew up Sodom (which sodomy is named for) and Gomorrah.”
“Homogays” don’t exist. I did already proved to ex-atheist that this word has no logical meaning. And such word is not in the bible. Get real…
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4:47 am
36, If “homogay” doesn’t appear in the Bible that’s because there are no English words in the Bible. Not a single one.
The Bible was written in Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek, you ignoramus.
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12:27 pm
“36, If “homogay” doesn’t appear in the Bible that’s because there are no English words in the Bible. Not a single one.
The Bible was written in Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek, you ignoramus.”
Not in the original one. But there are still no words as “homogay” or “gay” in it.
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6:28 pm
Gen 19:8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
So Lot was a pimp and his daughters were to be his ho’s. Yet we are led to believe that Lot was saved from the destruction of Sodom because he was a good man?
Oh wait, his daughters were his ho’s.
GEN 19:32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And you people think that the bible makes sense? ROFLMAO.
By the way. Thanks for the great laugh. I have watched people make asses out of themselves this badly in years.
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4:12 am
36, you intentionally obtuse clown shoe, “if a man lies with a man as with a woman” = “homogay”.
It’s not a difficult concept, even for your pea-sized brain.
Deviant,
“So Lot was a pimp and his daughters were to be his ho’s”.
No and no.
Lot was not a pimp. His daughters were not “ho’s”, as you so ungrammatically put it.
Lot’s daughters were virgins. Lot was simply sending them out to be raped by the mob so that the mob wouldn’t rape the angels that had come to visit him.
Reading comprehension — do you has it?
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4:52 am
“36, you intentionally obtuse clown shoe, “if a man lies with a man as with a woman” = “homogay”.”
It’s called gay or homosexual and not “homogay”. Learn proper temrinology.
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4:59 am
It’s called a “picture box”, not a television.
It’s called a “velocipede”, not a bicycle.
Please learn correct terminology.
*eyeroll*
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2:28 pm
“36, you intentionally obtuse clown shoe, “if a man lies with a man as with a woman” = “homogay”.”
Homogay, comprised of the words homosexual and gay. Gay is a term for someone who’s homosexual, particularly men.
So you’re calling gay people homosexuals. Or homosexuals gay. There are already at least two different terms for people who prefer the same gender. All you’ve done is basically make another slur towards them.
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5:49 pm
“It’s called a “picture box”, not a television.
It’s called a “velocipede”, not a bicycle.
Please learn correct terminology.
*eyeroll*”
hahaha
You really are stupid.
Noone uses words as “picture box” or “velocipede” those days. We use television and bicycle insted.
And you can’t say that for “homogay”. Because only idiots use such words insted of gay or homosexual.
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6:43 pm
I didn’t “make” anything.
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8:55 pm
I’m just stating what the story says, not expressing an opinion. My opinion should be obvious.
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2:14 pm
I can assure you that zombies are real. Perhaps you should educate yourself about the horrific reality of Haiti and the Ton Ton Macoute before posting such ignorant comments.
Great article Susan, I’ve been out in the bush for a while and have to say I’ve missed my brethren here, keep up the good work!
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6:44 pm
Good to se you back, Jeb!
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3:30 am
sure.. they are real.. same as vampires, werewolfs, frankenstein, mermaids, fairys, unicors, goblins, orcs, elves,…..
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9:14 am
What ridiculous rants to tie this horrific act to homosexuality. What ever this is, it has nothing to do with being gay or sodomy! What ever it is, it should not be tied to discriminatory anti-gay sentiment. There was no report of sexual activity, just goulish feasting! Zombie? Maybe! Gay zombie? You are being a ridiculous, discriminatory and anti-gay Christwire.com!
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2:26 am
So what exactly is your point?
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12:22 pm
The reason they were both naked, is because taking this DRUG (because lets all remember that this was a drug induced incident, not a plague and certainly not the result of any homosexual act) raises the bodies temperature to such a degree that you melt from the inside out. This causes the taker of the drug to feel an extreme sense of heat and discomfort causing them to remove their clothing, in their delirium from partaking in a DRUG. To pin these 2 men as being gay, because they happened to partake in this drug together, would pin any 2 men who happened to be doing an activity together as being gay. So the next time i see 2 men sitting beside each other in a church praying. i will assume they are gay. As per your logic.
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3:26 pm
You are obviously biased against christians. Enjoy getting your brain eaten while being sodomized.
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8:53 pm
ok sister susan please explain this to me how many times has the word of god been rewritten to support in the churches benefit to keep hold in state affairs let alone the affairs of every living person? the bible my dear lady has been tampered with more than a street whore. and thats pretty sad.
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1:41 pm
“You are obviously biased against christians. Enjoy getting your brain eaten while being sodomized.”
And you’re obviously baised against logic.
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4:37 pm
Zombies crave flesh. No matter if its from a man, woman, baby, etc… Zombies have no sexuality they just want to chow down. And Susan, you have never met a zombie so shutup
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5:50 pm
oh and you HAVE met a zombie? Please provide the youtube link so I can view your interview with him. Oh what? You don’t have one? Then YOU shut up emosexual.
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5:56 pm
Susan of course I have never met a zombie giving the fact that THEY ARNT REAL, this means you have NEVER met a zombie either Your old brain is senile. You need to be put in a home.Oh and would you please stop using that word,how would you like it if I called you something stupid like Cultsexual.
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9:41 pm
how can you interview a zombie when he will mostly said eurh arhhhhh and stuff like that
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12:28 am
wHAT ABOUT”CULTWIRE” YOU PEOPLE SAY THAT ALL THE TIME. (sorry about caps lock there)Emosexual is found all over the internet. cultwire is not. Emosexual is real. and you are one.
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12:31 am
Hey, Robert admits that this is Cultwire!
It looks like it CAN learn!
And, by the way, just calling something ‘emosexual’ doesn’t even make sense. Care to define what an ‘emosexual’ is? Scratch that, I don’t care, it’s a stupid word you made up because you can’t stand anything that could conceivably be close to either ‘emo’ or ‘goth’.
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3:20 am
“oh and you HAVE met a zombie? Please provide the youtube link so I can view your interview with him. Oh what? You don’t have one? Then YOU shut up emosexual.”
Neither can you.
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11:42 am
So you agree you can’t make judgements based on things you couldn’t possibly know? Thank you for agreeing. And emosexual is not a word. It never will be.
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5:19 pm
Susan, shutup you stupid Cultsexual.
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4:15 am
Maddy, stop being such an emosexual. Go listen to some A7F and try to absorb the Christian message.
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4:38 pm
Shut up Exbrony, you dont know shit about A7X.You cant even get the abbreviation correct and its sad how you think they are christian.Ever heard the song God Hates Us? A Little Peice of Heaven? Scream? No? Thoughts so. R.I.P.Fiction, Jimmy Owen Sullivan, Reverent Tholomew Plague. foREVer.
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8:56 pm
A7F is a Christian band. Susan wrote a feature article about them.
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9:05 pm
You cant beleive Susan on that. They really arnt christian.I understand how it would be easy to think the are because of the biblical references like the song Beast And The Harlot, the album Sounding The Seventh Trumpet and even the band name itself but the message isnt praising god in any way. If you actually listened to the words you would see that. And dont tell me its secret message or code because its really not…
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9:06 pm
A7X (X not F) has a song about guy who kills his girlfriend, eats her heart, and sleeps with her corpse…THEN she comes back as a zombie, kills him, then they get zombie married…after slaughtering everyone in the church…
They AREN’T Christian and Susan dosen’t know what she’s talking about
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9:15 pm
Ohai their O’Rubberous,
I’m familiar with all that. What I don’t understand is why all these little emosexuals like Maddy are so proud of getting off on songs about murder and necrophilia. It’s sick.
But I do like teasing them, so I will continue to refer to them as A7F and as a Christian band.
That’s the problem with these emosexuals — they can’t take a joke.
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9:25 pm
Wait…I fell for the joke too then…Dang…I can never tell when you’re joking…You’re just that good
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9:26 pm
Look here you little bitch, you can come on this fake site and act like a doushe and call me fake names like ‘emosexual.’ But start talking about A7X the band that saved my fucking life and my hero lost his life making the music he loved while changing mine. I hope you never have someone talk shit on the thing that keeps you going. Jokes only go so far, prick.
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9:33 pm
Ouro, I do like to keep a straight face =)
Maddy, sigh…
Less of the misogynist language like “bitch”, thank you. It only hurts you and other women.
Learn to spell “douche”.
I believe that A7F saved your life about as much as I believe all those dorks who claim that My Little Pony taught them everything they know about friendship. It’s just something fashionable to say.
“I hope you never have someone talk shit on the thing that keeps you going. ”
The thing that keeps me going is me. If people want to talk shit about me or the things I like I don’t give a toss.
Stop getting so upset or you’ll have to get A7F to save your life all over again.
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10:02 pm
Psh youre an idiot. Everyone has something that helps them through life, a family or religion, mine just so happens to be music and this particular band which inspired me to make music. Now go be a bully somewhere else pony boy I’m getting tired of hearing you talk, smartass.
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10:12 pm
Pshh. You’re calling me a bully while you’re bullying me yourself? Typical.
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10:41 pm
“I believe that A7F saved your life about as much as I believe all those dorks who claim that My Little Pony taught them everything they know about friendship. It’s just something fashionable to say.”
I don’t exbrony…People can find find in the strangest of places…While I do agree that some people are just saying “Oh [insert band/show] here totally saved my life” just to get with the “in” times…but I also agree their have to be genuine cases out there
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6:26 am
lol… 1st you claim mermaids are real… now that zombies are real… i wonder what will be next? dragons? unicorns? fairys?
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6:37 am
God?
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5:36 pm
they did already tried with that and failed
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5:55 pm
Why dont you get a hair cut Alex?
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3:12 am
I’m not Alex. And why should i get a hair cut? Jesus had long hairs also. Would you ask him to get a hair cut also?
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3:27 pm
When have I written anything about mermaids?
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5:33 pm
with “you” i did mean christwire… i was talking about the dudsons article about “mermaids”.
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6:36 am
And aside from the jacked up face, that zombie’s pretty hot.
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10:27 am
He would have shown you how hot..tempered he is and whip your ass with that title-belt in WCW if he would have been around.
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5:34 pm
randy orton! :3
i did saw him in arena… too bad it’s all played… but was nice anyway
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9:47 pm
I know he was a wrestler forgot his name though
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9:54 am
Its Randy Orton. The Legendkiller.
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9:27 pm
Yeah I remember now … I wodner why I have The rock In mind …
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8:01 am
I will say some extra prayers today.
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8:12 am
And I’ll talk to a wall. Same principle.
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10:34 am
Walls were created by the heavenly creator. So no, it’s not the same concept at all. Walls don’t talk back.
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12:00 pm
And neither does God, which is why he said its the same concept. Thanks for justifying that though
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12:06 pm
God talks back to me on a daily basis. God talked back enough to write the Bible. I don’t see any walls writing books.
Thanks for commenting though.
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12:11 pm
The voice in your head MODERATED FOR BLASPHEMY the bible.
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5:48 pm
Oh Mark. God is not real. That answering is only in your mind, it isnt real.
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9:06 pm
Mark, if a voice in your head talks to you on a daily basis your batshit crazy. You should get some therapy, or check yourself into a mental hospital.
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5:41 pm
hahahahahah xD you made my day
thank you! 
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9:14 am
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What ridiculous rants to tie this horrific act to homosexuality. What ever this is, it has nothing to do with being gay or sodomy! What ever it is, it should not be tied to discriminatory anti-gay sentiment. There was no report of sexual activity, just goulish feasting! Zombie? Maybe! Gay zombie? You are being a ridiculous, discriminatory and anti-gay Christwire.com!
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9:38 am
This piece of news is really scary. I’ll inform the members of my church Sunday.
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1:43 pm
This is the funniest stuff I have read all day. They were right when they said the lower the IQ the more fundamental the christian. You crazies will believe anything. Absolutely not one shred of evidence/science/fact/sanity listed in this post. This crazy old lady read a section of a news report and crazily deduced that theses zombies were “homogay” and not only ate faces, but were involved in sodomy or even better, emosexual music. WTF? But you know who would probably believe you? The crazy ass fundamentalist muslims. You guys have the same crazy beliefs and about the same amount of brain power. I am going to have to start reading this site regularly, for the laughs.
Do you think that the “real” Jesus Christ would spew this kind of insanity, hatred and evil?
And best of all, her reasoning that they were “homogays out to sodomize you and eat your brains” is she watches “The Walking Dead”.
Oh, and did some dude in the comments section really mention a thing called The Christian Center for Disease Control? A center that doesn’t believe in science but tries to use psuedo-science to prove that science is wrong and god is correct and homosexuals are evil and Jesus is white and sickness is god being mad at you and [ insert crazy blah blah blah from small minded people].
You crazies made my day, lets hope the zombies don’t eat your brains because they might starve…. see what I did there.
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3:43 pm
This is great reporting. It seems like the gays are being everything lately and the liberal media will not report the truth. Thank Nixon this web site exists to bring truth to the masses.
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5:56 pm
Thank you brother, I just want the saved to be ready.
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1:35 am
Truth to the masses? That’s an interesting way to describe a website full of lies.
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3:59 pm
Jesus died, then rose. He is a zombie.
Also, Moses finished his writings after his death.
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4:11 pm
So according to this website, Jesus and Moses were both coked out gay sodomites. Thanks, this has cleared up a lot of questions
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4:19 pm
‘bath salts’ are legal (in some states) synthetic cocaine, not LSD. Your article would be more relevant if it mentioned cocaine psychosis, not saying bath salts are a new form of LSD
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12:33 am
Those qoutes come from a law enforcement office and a ER doctor. If you have issues take it up with them.
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6:05 am
Yo Susan
you going to hell
you a biatch
yours sincerely the whole world
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10:33 am
@ ILoveDemJews, I was curious if your screen name is short for I – Love – Demonic – Jews?
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10:30 am
Truth – I’m not sure what your point is, however I can tell you druggies have used bath salts for cutting their drugs, to wit: meth, LSD or cocaine for years. The use of bath salts in very low quantities as cut can be ingested by IV injection or smoking. — But lately people have been using bath salts in much higher quantities and not necessarily to cut some other substance. At this quantity the human body heats up and if enough is ingested can fry your brain.
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6:45 pm
The more I read about this, the more it irks me that the United States hasn’t begun performing medical experimentation on homo gay’s and lesbians.
Hopefully my hard-hitting investigative report on the subject will be published in the upcoming days.
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11:58 pm
Medical Experimentation… so like the Nazi’s. That is utterly sick and disgusting, I don’t know how you call yourself a christian. There probably is something different about a homosexual’s hormone balance, but they’re still human beings so apparently God made a mistake. Also homo means same, so when you don’t use it with sexual following the word then you’re improperly using it, i.e. same gays and lesbians. How are you a “journalist?” I use that term lightly.
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12:31 am
medical experiments would legitimize what they are.
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4:28 pm
By this logic, medical experiments must be performed on you to legitimize what you are. And don’t christians say we are all god’s children. Yet you can’t accept someone that your ‘god’ created. If anyone will go to this hell that you believe in, it’s you. Or does the church say, we are all god’s children… except you, you, you, you, you and you.
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6:50 pm
A sodomy induced zombie apocolypse…this is the best thing every, of all time.
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8:48 pm
Ok umm wow no suprise that zombies are breaking out and to be quite honest it not a zombie outbreak that gonna have to be worried about and Militant Negro I wouldnt stock up on bullets cause you jus gonna run out sooner or later i would stock up on nice size bladed weapons, but the zombies arent the the true grand plan its her you have to worry about, and if you havent had a vision of her yet than you will in time. Also as it goes she has already chosen her course of action. And wtf did anyone ever consider the fact that the zombie left its dwelling already naked as did the other person its called be a nudest or even never getting the chance to get dressed before the plague takes hold.
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8:57 pm
This website is truly the most vile thing i’ve seen in a long time. Every statistic on here is faked. The people who run this website are dangerously archaic and SEVERELY lacking in current social knowledge. It is a pathetic attempt on behalf of dogmatic old christians to use lies to make themselves feel relevant!
Admit it, move on, everyone hates people like you! I have laughed my face off at the absurdity and pathetic quality of every article on this site! Not to mention, the level of intelligence is VERY low, there are so many statements on this website which only a true moron could make.
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10:46 pm
You so-called “christians” have disgusted me more than hearing about the “face eater.” You seriously think this was caused by homosexuality? Dementia is sad
- a real Christian
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12:16 am
i have reported this story to WWE for copyright infringement. The image of Randal Keith Orton is a registered trademark of WWE International, and I hope you feel the wrath of copyright laws.
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12:32 am
Laughing out loud, that is the best you’ve got?
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12:34 am
The best you can come up with is saying ‘lol’ in it’s entirety and calling everyone you don’t like an ‘emosexual’.
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12:48 am
Susan, you have blatantly violated copyright, A COPYRIGHT THAT IS IN PLAIN TEXT ON THE PICTURE. That is illegal. I informed WWE on Twitter and I will be writing a nice letter to WWE Corporate offices about this, and you will either be ordered to remove the offending photo, or Christwire will be shut down. Fair warning.
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1:06 am
I agree with you 120% Master of Chaos.
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5:20 pm
It’s impossible to agree with someone more than 100%. Not too bright there, eh, cuz? Typical of a WWE fan, however. Has this site been shut down yet?
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8:19 pm
Tell that to Adam and August, they think that it’s possible that black people are responsible for over 100% of the crime in the US.
Oh wait, you won’t, because you’re a coward and a hypocrite.
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1:21 am
Woah Susan, I’d tread carefully. WWE fans are known for two things: Sexual relations with relatives and an ironclad grasp regarding internet copyright laws.
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1:25 am
ERICH SEAN, STOP WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD. I have a girlfriend, WHO IS IN NO WAY RELATED TO ME and whom I love dearly, and yes, I do believe in protected speech. COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS NOT PROTECTED SPEECH.
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1:32 am
“ERICH SEAN, STOP WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD.”
Uh, oh. Looks like I might find myself in a “cameled clutch” or some thinly-veiled homo “scissoring” hold. I’ll be waiting while you perfect your greased-up moves on cousin Earl before you come at me, bro.
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2:34 pm
You really should be ashamed of yourself Erich. I am Master of Chaos’ girlfriend. You really need to get a life. You want to make a false claim about my boyfriend you really need to get a life. I just hope if you ever date someone I hope she finds this post and sees what your wrote. You are stepping into uncharted waters with what you wrote at 1:21 am. I am not related to my boyfriend and you make me sick. Have a lovely day. FYI Erich I just hope WWE shuts this site down.
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5:17 pm
Hey “anonymous”, how typical of a woman being unable to come up with a decent avatar or name. You can keep lying to yourself, girlfriend/cousin, but everything I said at 1:21 is a scientific FACT and can be proven with an Etch-a-Scetch® and a compass. Boy, these uncharted waters sure are scary!
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5:26 pm
“Hey “anonymous”, how typical of a woman being unable to come up with a decent avatar or name.”
You are so sexist. I just hope you know one day youre going to open that big mouth of yours and get your ass kicked by a girl who will take offense to your idiotic comments.
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5:29 pm
“but everything I said at 1:21 is a scientific FACT and can be proven with an Etch-a-Scetch® and a compass.”
No you can’t.
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6:05 pm
“No you can’t.”
Yes I can.
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6:09 pm
“Yes I can.”
Do it then.
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6:10 pm
Erich, I hate to pop your delusional bubble, but I am free, white, 21, and can vouch 100% for Anon’s authenticity. You judging her and calling me a liar is a very un-Christian thing to do. Makes me wonder if you have anyone in the universe other then “GOD” that you consider a friend, because the way you disrespect people, I highly doubt you are even capable of maintaining a friendship.
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6:13 pm
I wrote on this site with my name as well. I think you guys don’t pay attention to who writes on this with their facebook pages so you need to look closely of looking at who is posting on here. I think maybe I should sue you guys for slander since you are trying to make a false claim about me. Hmmm… I think I will show my friends in high places what you guys are saying to me and my boyfriend. Erich I am contacting WWE.
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6:30 pm
Why should we listen to Anonymous?
If Bush Jr. doesn’t negotiate with terrorists we shouldn’t either.
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6:53 pm
@Ex-Atheist
You know there’s a difference between the hacker group “Anonymous” and just the word “anonymous” right?
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7:02 pm
Ex, I am not a terrorist, just a member of the WWE Universe who hates seeing the people who entertain me disrespected like this. I have sent an e-mail to WWE HQ about this blatant violation. In the words of the WWE Copyright Policy:
“Any person who uses our marks for commercial or non-commercial purposes without our permission on goods or services in such a way that it dilutes the distinctive quality of our marks or that creates the likelihood of confusion with our marks is liable for trademark infringement.”
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7:14 pm
“but I am free, white…”
Wow, make that three things. RACIST.
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7:21 pm
“…I…can vouch 100% for Anon’s authenticity.”
Wow, a shadowy, anonymous figure vouching for a fellow anon’s authenticity? Proof please, because for all I know you’re just a couple of idiots on the internet. Wait, I already do know that! No further proof needed, tough guy.
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8:19 pm
“Wow, make that three things. RACIST.”
Coming from someone who supports the use of ‘tribal’ as a racial slur.
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8:23 pm
L.N…
You said the N word thrice. I honestly think you don’t have the right to judge what racial slurs are.
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9:34 pm
is not the redneck who do that having sex with their sister/cousin ?
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11:30 pm
” I have a girlfriend, WHO IS IN NO WAY RELATED TO ME ”
Laughing out loud, give your STEP DAUGHTER my warmest regards, “master of chaos’!
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11:59 pm
Susan, you’ve officially degraded yourself into being another Harley Farley. Just go.
“L.N…
You said the N word thrice. I honestly think you don’t have the right to judge what racial slurs are.”
Who did I specifically call that N word? How many times has you or anyone from Cultwire ever called a black person, well, a black PERSON? The answers are no one and none.
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8:21 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use
Just to be the one who bursts your bubble.
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8:23 pm
calling fair use is OK, BUT THE WWE RULES CLEARLY STATE: “Any person who uses our marks for commercial or non-commercial purposes without our permission on goods or services in such a way that it dilutes the distinctive quality of our marks or that creates the likelihood of confusion with our marks is liable for trademark infringement.” that image dilutes WWE’s storylines.
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8:38 pm
Are you honestly trying to imply that the WWE somehow supersedes the United States government?
Besides, what you’re quoting refers to the cheap Chinese WWE bootlegs, it isn’t magical legal jargon that somehow works around Fair Use.
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9:35 pm
the way you bash on the government on this site I doN,t think they will back you up on that Buds
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6:50 pm
No one man is bigger than the WWE.
Coming from a senile genius who took out the competition the same way the US does.Hostile takeovers.
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6:57 pm
Dude, just appreciate the performers and let the people talk and for pete´s sake use the images.
I mean, really? Really? really? Really?
Rise above hate man, they will never take it seriously.People beating each other for real *cough* UFC *cough* , is real and therefore more fun. What they don´t get is that the injuries are as real as they come and the environment is as tough as it comes and the politics are as political as they come.
“that image dilutes WWE’s storylines.”
Every internet dirtsheet ruins whatever storyline they might have planned.
So don´t bash Christwire when there is the PWtorch, Bleacherreport, Wrestlinginc. and whatnot out there. Do you flame them too?
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11:42 pm
Am I starting to like you Hellboy?
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11:38 pm
The only place the WWF…oh I mean the WWE makes their rules law is ion their fake wrestling matches. There is a difference between Hack Saw Jim Duggan and Jake The Snake molesting one another and actual interstate law.
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9:22 am
Thank you Sister Susan for everything you do. The nonbelievers will see for themselves when the day of reckoning comes. They will repent before their creator and join us or face the wrath of the oncoming apocalypse.
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5:16 pm
I doubt that anyone will do that. Zombies will eat all the brains by then. lol
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6:30 pm
“Zombies will eat all the brains by then.”
No they won’t.
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5:18 am
Of course not. There are no zombies….
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5:28 am
That’s what they said about platypuses.
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6:13 am
ok… when you will see a zombie… then make a picture and post it.
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7:07 pm
I will face the apocalypse and punch it in the guts with my right hand. I might even grow my horns back just to make a point.
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5:57 pm
Okay, until the remark about this all being due to sodomy, you actually had the makings of a real, truthful article. Good job, Susan.
There are no such thing as zombies. It makes for a good horror story, but they aren’t real. And of course it didn’t want to take a bath. “Bath salts” is what the police down in Florida are calling the drug that the man took which induced a severe state of cannibalistic psychosis, which honestly sounds a lot more like Phencyclidine (PCP) than a new form of LSD.
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11:44 pm
So glad you are a fan, stay strong in christ. best regards.
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2:11 pm
I’m not really a fan of your writing. It is full of opinions, misconceptions, and even lies. Very rarely is it based on hard evidence. Plus, you seem to have an obsession with homosexuality and how horrible it is. God says that many sins are wrong, but no sin is worse than another. Stealing is no better than murder in the eyes of God so thus, we need to repent for whatever sins we have commited. Homosexuality is the same way.
I shall stay strong in my faith however.
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7:08 pm
Ex-atheist, you must not realize that I HATE being on this site however I am one to put myself out there and maybe I would say something in my given name so… LEAVE me alone I think my lawyers will love to see what your saying to me. This is harassment I think WWE and my family and friends would love to see what your saying to someone you don’t even know. You broke the law plain and simple.. In all fairness I think you need to pay for what you have done.
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9:55 pm
Look if you called yourself “Al Qaeda” I would have called you a terrorist. So go figure when you label yourself “Anonymous” I’m going to call you a terrorist for choosing to identify with cyber terrorists.
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11:46 pm
what a dumb whorelot this one is!
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8:38 pm
All this intolerant religious fear bullshit is truly truly hilarious.
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9:07 pm
There’s nothing religious about this incident, obviously. “God” didn’t make someone into a cannibal. There are things out there called drugs. I hope religion dies out soon, because it’s all false information.
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12:29 am
You almost got me christwire, you almost got me.
http://blogs.laweekly.com/arts/2012/01/christwire_bryan_blake_mike_wa.php
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10:39 am
Haha!
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10:20 am
LOL – sodomy is evil, tell that to the church!
it is sites like this that sometimes make me think the internet would be better off being censored, then i remember, some people are intelligent, and the ones that aren’t deserve to lap up this drivel.
Did harold camping predict this one???
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10:35 am
Really? Your going to say that drugs wasn’t the cause but it was gay sodomy? Is this article as much of a joke as your view on reality? It’s “Christian” “thinking” like this that makes people hate religion. It’s drugs. Drugs make you get naked and do crazy stupid things. And if you read more on this particular drug you might know that’s it’s made it’s users do similar things even to themselves.
I like The Walking Dead too, and it’s an interesting show, but I don’t think (hoping) this is the start of the Zombie Apocalypse.
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1:40 pm
So first of all this man was naked because the drug “Bathsalts” if taken in massive ammounts can cause ones temperature to rise to levels where you should be dead. This man was not a homosexual, he had numerous girlfriends before this horrible attack. If you overdose on bathsalts you can go into a drug induced psychosis and your temperature can rise to levels where you technically should be dead, but because this drug is a stimulant you remain alive while your brain is literally being cooked. On another note, some of the comments left on here make me wonder how stupid and ignorant the human race really is. If we remain ignorant to logic, and jump to stupid and hateful conclusions because we don’t understand something then we are doomed as a human race (even without bathsalts). And if you supposed good Christians, continue on a path of hate or don’t do anything to educate your fellow man on tolerance and understanding then hell and Satan will deffinately find you in this world and the next..
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9:20 pm
Listen, I am a Christian myself and no offense to those who do believe we’re all religious pricks who want to beat Satan out of you with the Bible, I’m not like that. A lot of people aren’t like that, it depends on the person THEMSELF, NOT RELIGION. But the main reason is, maybe this is happening, maybe its not. But the guy eating the other guys face off, obviously he had quite a few issues. But to those editors of this so called web site who claim to spread our Lord’s words. Didn’t our Father tell us not to hate, but to love out brothers and sisters as they are, to preach a message of LOVE? We don’t know God, no one does. And no one knows the fucking day of the end of the world. Not any humans, not the angels, only God. Now please, everyone just chill and if you don’t like what I have to save, God bless and let it out, rant to your hearts content. And with that, G’night folks :3
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5:13 am
nice picture of zombie randy orton Dumb asses ver creditable -___-
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8:43 am
First time and last time here. There is a lot of hate and rage in these comments. Makes me sick.
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4:31 pm
Well it’s kinda obvs that it’s not a zombie coz that’s just a load of crp it was probs just a homeless dude who had taken bath salts and had an extreme reaction 2 them or he could have a gene called the warrior gene where they have no feeling or sympathy . Ik my spellings not good but I’m only 12 rofl. And the homeless dude who had taken drugs might of been gay, but in that case it wouldn’t matter coz it sounds like he was just goin 2 attack any person who was there, and as 4 the stripping naked part well coz the dude was high on drugs he might of just got in2 a state and I guess just ripped his own clothes of and because he was a homeless man he might only of had a coat of jacket. And he probs just ripped the other dudes clothes off coz he was in a frenzy coz he wouldn’t of thought bout it .
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