My Photos from Bother Bruce’s Memorial Day BBQ
I haven’t been on Christwire for very long and I haven’t written that many articles so I was honored when Bruce Danus asked me to his annual Memorial Day Cook out. I was even more honored when Susan asked if I wanted to accompany her on her First class flight. Being a Minister at a growing Atlanta church, I am not as well to do as most Christwire authors.
Although I was truly in awe I managed to snap a few pictures from the party. Thank goodness for that digital camera that my wife bought me at christmas and my son showing me how to use it. Even more interesting was the after party at one of Bruces night clubs. I am not used to such ostentatious displays but all had fun, although I will pray for the souls of the girls that work at his club.
Here now are a few of the pictures for those of you that were not able to attend. I hope you enjoy them almost as much as I did the cook out.
Once again, THANKS BRUCE!
Bruce’s Pit Master was indeed a master. They started grilling early so that their would be plenty of food for everyone.
I am not sure who invited the emosexual but he brought his fat mexican girlfriend as well
Salvia Gomez stuffed herself on all the food she could find. i dont know if she just jumped the fence and is hungry or if she is pregnant.
I think this was Bruces driver little John.
This is my good friend Militant Negro. He loved the chicken wings. Bruce friend them and then dipped them in sauce. MN almost ate half of them all by himself!
One of Bruce’s dancers made it to the cook out as well.
Here is Susan at the after party at Bruce’s club.
Celestial Deth and L.N.
Here claire cries about what she passed up, wishing she hadn’t signed a prenup, and something about dying in childbirth
Augusts lamborghini parked next to Bruce’s Bentley.
My wife and I in Bruces expansive back yard
Khan Yay West a weird black man showed up with his own fish sticks. I didn’t really understand why.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Chuck D. Finley
Brother Chuck is the Minister of The First Tyranical Church of Jesus in Roswell Ga. He is also a proud husband and father.
9:17 pm
Oh dear! I can’t believe you showed that picture of me!
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9:21 pm
Susan, you look quite tickled by the Holy Spirit! You’re looking great though!
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9:24 pm
Susan that cant be you, that woman is giving the peace sighn. Peace, as in that thing you dont beleive in.
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11:59 pm
I believe in peace for decent christian people. We will fight perverts, sodomites, and emosexuals like you.
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4:29 pm
Susan please prove that I’m those things. Emosexual isnt real. I have never done sodomy. And please prove I am a pervert.
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2:45 pm
Actually, if that woman is British, that sign doesn’t mean peace.
It is their way of giving the finger, you know, the middle one.
You can tell because the palm is inward.
Peace-sign has palm outward.
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2:56 pm
Actually that does make more sense.
Just imagine her saying “Sodomite” while showing this and it could be Susan.
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12:55 pm
Let me claer this all up for you guys!
1. that was a cook out last fall from a girls family cookout. Her name is Lena Rea
2.Justain Beiber going in for his third day of shooting the “Baby” Video
3. Selena Gomez’s Facebook pic, her friends posted it to tease with her.
4.Lil Jon’s prop pic after he got his chopper back from the shop
5.That is a black guy but the pic is from Flickr
6. That black lady pic was taken in 2010
7.that old lady pic was taken in 2011
http://desotojoe.blogspot.com/2011/02/little-old-lady.html
8. That is “The Ugliest Couple Ever” Taken in 2010
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80773494/
9. that is obviously Harry Potter from the “history of the scar” commentary
10.again from the showcase in London in 2011
11. thats from the NYPOST http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/ripped_torn_cleans_up_his_act_jHjizBgkRcXTfssyNOzWFK
12. and lastly,… that a Photoshopped image,
Nice try bro
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6:11 am
nice burn
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9:30 pm
ya that 6th image down photo of susan is scary even god if he was real would stop going to church.
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12:01 am
Shut you sodomy hole before a zombie eats you.
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12:14 am
You just can’t stand free thought, can you?
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4:18 am
You are familiar with the concept of thought? Since when?
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1:54 am
Ahhh dont die on us susan what ever would we do with less stupid in the world.
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9:31 pm
wow, you guys take stupidity to a whole new level if you think your fooling anyone with these photos. I mean come on! Susan is way older and fatter than that woman!
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12:04 am
sodomite
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12:16 am
Can’t think of anything so you’ve just resorted to insulting people, eh? Not even going to try to be clever about it?
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12:22 am
I hope you die in childbirth too
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12:29 am
Care to explain how a man dies in childbirth? What, you want me to get shot?
Oh, and it’s nice to know that a ‘Christian’ like you hopes that I die, regardless, and yet I can’t say fuck without being moderated.
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5:24 pm
“I hope you die in childbirth too”
wow… wishing death to someone else because you don’t like him… weren’t you teached to wish for other peolpe what you want for yourself?
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12:42 pm
36 anyone looking like how she does wishes they were dead. Ergo, I guess technically shes treating people how she wants to be treated herself. I mean come on, even the mod on this site wanted to burn that picture of her. Its like she mixed crack, and cocaine in the worst way possible.. Can someone please change the “righteous” saying in her picture to “butt ugly” ?
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12:49 am
Really, that’s all you can come up with, Susan? Thanks for proving to everyone that you truly are an old, idiotic, senile bitch.
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9:39 pm
why chuck pic doenst look like the one in author avatars ?
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3:01 pm
In a way it does look like him but much, much older.
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9:52 pm
I’m not blonde.
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4:56 am
I feel unloved
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12:43 pm
me too
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10:18 pm
Apparently Chucky rolled up the same blunt as Bruce did if he imagined these people at a barbeque.
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10:22 pm
I’m imagine so.
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12:14 am
What is a “blunt”? Is it one of you kid’s new fornicator toys? Because, I don’t believe in self-rape, therefore I would never “roll a blunt”.
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12:17 am
You do a better job of being stupid than acting stupid.
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12:21 am
What does that even mean?
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5:32 pm
Bruce, L.N. is trying to say that you are an idiot who is trying to act stupid on purpose and failing at it.
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3:11 am
Why would I try to act stupid? I do not want to be banned like L.N. is going to be.
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10:29 pm
Huh…honestly suprised there isn’t a picture of “me”
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10:34 pm
I would be quite curious on what a picture of “you” would look like
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10:36 pm
Same here…Well…Bruce originally thought I was obese for some reason…but I did describe myself to him in his BBQ article…Now just curious at what they think I look like
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11:01 pm
Well, they know what I look like, so I don’t know how they thought that they could just put a picture of a blonde chick and think that makes sense.
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11:11 pm
As most College aged girls, it appears that you have put on the freshman 15 (a few times apparently) and bleached your hair. I can still see your facial features though. That is certainly you, Sarah. Thanks again for coming, and for not shooting me in the face.
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11:18 pm
So you’re telling me that CD gained 80+ pounds, bleached her hair, went to your supposed BBQ, took a picture with me (where you’re claiming that I also went under a drastic physical change) in a room somewhere, and then promptly lost all of that weight (with me changing back to my current shape), while the both of us simultaneously flew out to your home and made it back in time without jet lag to be commenting on the site at the times we were.
Because we all know that’s physically possible.
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11:23 pm
I would never bleach my hair, because bleach is stupid, incredibly damaging, and my parents are very strict and have threatened to shave off my hair if I ever dyed it in anyway. Also, that woman’s eyes are green, and my eyes are brown, also, she’s clearly wearing make-up, and as a college student, I don’t have money to buy any. And like I said before, my parents don’t even let me get out of the city, let alone the state, without their supervision. So no, that is not me. Also, I like L.N. and all, but even so I would not allow someone to touch me that way. I have personal space issues and I don’t allow people to be that close to me, even my roommates, as they’ll happily tell you that if you make any sort of contact towards me I will not waste any time punching them in the stomach.
Sounds like you have some MAJOR ISSUES C.D.
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11:30 pm
I think Bruce is the kind of pervert who writes up fanfiction about people he meets. It explains his fascination with Claire and that brief time he wanted in your panties, CD.
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11:30 pm
I heard through the grapevine that CD also
bleached his / her anus that night as well. Care to comment CD?
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11:31 pm
God, please don’t put his name and my panties in the same sentence, it’s freaking me the MODERATED out.
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11:35 pm
@Rev Billy Ray EW That is DISGUSTING what is wrong with you! EW EW EW EW EW
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11:37 pm
CD I didn’t bleach my anus. And you’re freaked out by me? Now that’s a laugh.
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11:39 pm
Billy Bob, you’re the one with an anal bleaching fetish, not us.
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11:43 pm
No more talk of anuses please brrrr
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4:59 am
your parents sound like freedom haters. Rebellion, I SAY! nay… REVOLUTION!
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5:04 pm
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
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12:47 pm
Nah Billy ray is like ex-athiest. They most like to think of people in these weird sexual ways, and then comment about them. Afterwards blaming the whole issue on the other person, because they are just that retarded. Billy ray, i wouldn’t be surprised about you talking about anus’s like that. Considering you’ve probably had your way with 9-10 alter boys you sick fuck
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12:05 am
mighty high opinion of yourself there
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12:57 am
I just figured since everyone seemed to enjoy imposter “Ouroboros” so much that at least one of you would have a picture of him…I’m still curious on who claimed to be me at the BBQ
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1:18 am
Chuck told me that he deleted those photos once he read that it wasn’t really you. We have too much respect for you to post a photo of someone claiming to be you.
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1:30 am
He deletes O’s because he said they were fake, but you don’t delete anybody else’s even though they are all fake as fuck? Why?
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2:06 am
The others are all proven liars. We appreciate “O” here. He doesn’t lie to us, or swear at us.
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11:14 pm
What wonderful photos, Brother Chuck! I am pleased you were able to join us. I am also glad you enjoyed yourself. I’m sorry that L.N. is complaining about these marvelous photos again. He just can’t seem to NOT comment on an article anymore. He needs severe help.
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11:19 pm
MODERATED
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11:35 pm
All crap! That’s me in the first photo turning my head away from the grill (camera)… great shot Chuck I guess I knew of your evil plot to get my photo. LoL!
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11:40 pm
So if that’s you in the photo, what’s with your avatar?
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12:56 am
They look exactly the same to me. Which one of the people are you looking at, L.N.?
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1:12 am
LN, did you lose some weight? And by “lose some weight”, I mean, did you become male crack whore?
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1:27 am
So Stupid proves he’s blind, and Dumbass doesn’t actually argue any points. Again.
When did the concept of Christianity become ‘fuck you if you question me whatsoever’ instead of even TRYING to answer even the most BASIC questions, like how the fuck do you not tell two entirely different people apart.
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10:13 am
LN what’s wrong with my avatar? My avatar is in formal (work) dress and in the BBQ pic I was dressed down for the event. Even workers of the Lord enjoy dressing down every once in awhile, especially at a fat BBQ.
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4:49 pm
What’s wrong is the fact that it’s two completely different people.
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3:07 am
lol… random pics from the net…
Keep dreaming.
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10:12 am
Good times! Thanks again for the hospitality, Bruce.
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1:56 am
But no god must have been a really crappy outing if oyu own god didn’t want to go to it.
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2:02 am
That first image of the grill is from a site back in 2008 susan must have gotten it cause she like using that old woman photo from 2008 too.
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/05/gizs_memorial_day_cameraphone_photo_contest-2/
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2:08 am
So you real name is Rip Torn? how was prison that must be why you change your name.
http://gawker.com/5636248/skinny-frail+looking-rip-torn-will-still-indian-wrestle-you
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5:14 am
Yeah, fake.
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5:21 am
Says the idiot pretending to be David Arquette.
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7:26 am
what the people on this site do it all the time and yet you get mad at the people who are real. Well you are a pony.
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7:28 am
I am no more a pony than you are the prophet Mohammed (bees be upon him).
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12:50 pm
No exbrony, you are a pony. Just like your a gay fish. And just like how dog shit is smarter than you.
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4:44 pm
Your just afraid of my fire powers I know it’s scary to the little baby’s like you dont worry unlike your god I don’t kill randomly.
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9:21 pm
Love & Luck, you were just complaining about feeling unloved. Perhaps if you were less hateful you would feel less unloved.
Why would you call me a pony?
Why would you call a gay fish?
What would you say that I’m dumber than dog excrement?
You make no sense at all.
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9:22 pm
“unlike your god I don’t kill randomly.”
No, Mo, you killed systematically, and you married an eight-year-old. Sicko.
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10:33 pm
So if i did all that i must be real that means you are thinking of another god and there for are sinning to your god welcome to hell.
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1:13 am
Uh… You know that nobody considers Mohammed to be a god, right? Are you an idiot?
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4:16 am
One you just mad cause i posted image of the so called BBQ showing them as a fake, like everything on this site, and two you said i was.
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4:26 am
You think people worship Mohamed as a god. You are an idiot. If you’re going to use someone as your profile picture you should know who they are.
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8:32 pm
says the gay pony
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1:01 pm
Good times….
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10:15 pm
Both of us have grossly been misrepresented.
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12:40 am
So who are you then?
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1:28 am
Someone who wasn’t there.
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