NASCAR Road Rage from Danica Patrick. Is PMS to Blame?
<Talladega, AL> Saturday’s Nascar Nationwide’s Aaron’s 312 was marred by the petty road rage of Danica Patrick as she wrecked Sam Hornish Jr. during the cool-down lap.
She was apparently displeased with being forced to drive in a defensive manner in which she grazed the wall at the Talladega Super speedway. Her retaliation was to ram the #12 car and send it skidding headlong into the wall. Hornish later explained that the right-front tire of his Alliance Dodge were deflating which made his racecar very tough to handle. But this didn’t keep Ms. Patrick’s anger from boiling over and causing a most heinous of split-second reactions.
One would obviously wonder whether the Go-Daddy Girl was in the correct frame of mind to even be behind the wheel of a powerful machine like a Nascar racecar. Was she experiencing that “less dainty” time of the month when a woman’s mind is prone to overreaction and violent outburst?
Is it now time to ban Ms. Patrick every Fourth race to allow her ample time to coordinate her feelings and rid herself of excessively retained water? This is a topic that I’m sure will launch much Chris†wire debate.
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In other sports news:
It looks like God’s choice to win the NBA Championship is off to a great start as His Thunder of OK City have completed a 4 game sweep of the defending champion Dallas Mavericks causing Mark Cuban to go into a hissy fit that hasn’t been seen in Texas since the appeasement liberals protested outside of George W. Bush’s Rance in Crawford.
I reported on this last week. Doubters still remain very silent and I suspect they will soon go into hiding..
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She drives like a girl!
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Drive like a girl? What the hell? I’m a female and I drive pretty damn well.
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You are an admitted emosexual I doubt you do anything well. Except perhaps sinning.
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Yeah I am an admitted emosexual considering that isnt even a real world, and yes Susan I am wonderful at sinning ;]
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Bloating and irritation are not a safe states of mind for driving. PMS should be tested randomly, like alcohol levels are, in blockade style road stops. Just as drug use and alcohol consumption go up during certain holidays, like 4th of July and St. Patrick’s Day (no relation to Danica), the lady hormones are on high gush during the full moon cycle.
Since there is a probability for violence, I would think riot gear would be in order.
Very enlightening article, brother!
PS – What is the NBA?
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I’ll be sure to post your instructions in the Official NASCAR Forum in which I am a member.
That is very interesting about the pms/full moon connection. It sure would explain why black cats always wild during full moons.
P.S. The NBA is Men’s National Professional Basketball. Women generally show no interest in it but it’s a game played in underwear and squeaky shoes on a shiny gymnasium floor.
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It’s the one that is played indoors and has all the jumping, gotcha.
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‘Lady racing driver’? i’m confused, did she win a competition to ‘have a go’ surely this is equality gone mad. they will be flying planes next.
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Brother i have missed your witty facebookings, you are such a card. See you soon.
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I watched this. Danica is a temptress and should not be racing. It is flat out dangerous.
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it would not bother me if she were a decent driver. I am all for women to be succesful. But when she is brought in because of Affirmative Action and because she has a pretty face it makes talented women look bad.
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