Niki McElroy Teaches White Men How to Get A Black Girl
Author Niki McElroy of ‘A Black Girl’s Guide to Dating White Men’ dishes tips on how white men can date a black women.
As you may have guessed, back in my college years I was the specimen of physical perfection. My ripping body and hard earned abs were only outdone by my powerful legs, the very legs that lead me to two intramural and IFC football championships during my final two years of study. And even now that I’m aged and my heart has tried to give out on me, I can still lift a fridge over my head and have ladies taking a second peak of my sturdy man rumps.
Though beauty is only skin deep, women have always lusted for ol’ Abe. I’m a ladies man and it may surprise you, back in my day I dated me a soul sister. It was a nice experience and she was a lovely young woman of God, but her mother was overbearing, loud and disrespectful to me. She didn’t want her daughter ‘dating a white boy’.
Now I can tell you that black women love a man with a good appetite, treat them with respect and know how to run a tight ship. You still have to stay fit and you have to get along with their mothers. That’s where I could not keep dating the young woman and to this day, women with nasty attitudes bother me. That’s why I wrote my champion article about black womens with nasty attitudes.
But I digress. Our mahagony friend Niki McElroy has answered a question many readers have already emailed us and wondering about. How do I date a black women?
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12:59 pm
This was less of an article…and more of a way for Abe to inflate his ego…
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1:46 pm
“Author Niki McElroy of ‘A Black Girl’s Guide to Dating White Men’ dishes tips on how white men can date a black women.”
If you can’t even get the premise of the book right, what are the odds you’re telling the truth or gotten anything else right?
“And even now that I’m aged and my heart has tried to give out on me, I can still lift a fridge over my head and have ladies taking a second peak of my sturdy man rumps.”
That video was not you. That video was stolen by you bastards from someone else.
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2:33 pm
i can date any woman i want. white people just can’t date anyone because they suck at sex. well some white people.
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7:58 pm
well I doN,t suck at sex Good riddance
though christwire cult member do suck ats ex I’m sure of it it’s why they are jealous of everyone else
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10:44 am
Are you a poor underachieving gold digger like minorities too?
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10:47 am
I would ask are you a hypocritical, lying racist, but you’ve clearly shown you are.
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10:52 am
Want me to show you the achievement data?
Besides, pointing out statistics isn’t racist.
I for one am welcoming of all races so long as they conform to the Anglo-Saxon christian standard.
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10:57 am
“Want me to show you the achievement data?
Besides, pointing out statistics isn’t racist.”
Because clearly stuff like that represent each and every single person that lives in a white-dominated country.
“I for one am welcoming of all races so long as they conform to the Anglo-Saxon christian standard.”
And that they’re white, successful, and hate other races, right?
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11:13 am
And thus,…. You are a racist asshole whore who need a cock in the mouth so that we don’t have to listen to you anymore.
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10:49 pm
Well if Mexicans and blacks can date ugly fat white women I guess it is only fair.
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10:52 pm
Too bad no one would go near your mother though and that she had to resort to stealing used condoms to produce you.
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10:59 pm
Your most creative put-down yet, LN! It’s still LCD, but what else could we possibly expect from you?
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11:08 pm
You aren’t much better either, you’re as bad as ‘Susan’ is.
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