SWAT Secret Weapon Recon Scout Robot Will Help Make America Safer
As America continually grows as a more dangerous place, we need to enable our police to have better weapons in which to protect us. The National Police Force Initiative, launched by President George W. Bush after 9/11, has annoucned a SWAT Secret Weapon Robot upgrade that will send all our favorite criminals running in terror and panic.
The new devices are called Human Protecting Intelligence, or HPI for short. They are the second generation in a series of robots in the Recon Scout program. Their primary mission is to hunt out and profile those who may be America’s scariest lurkers: latent terrorists, sneaking illegal Mexicans, sashaying homogays scoping for men and the classic prowling blacks in East LA.
All of these things can get pretty scary for SWAT teams, and now with these Tazer enabled and camera wielding robots, SWAT teams no longer have to go blind into dangerous situations.
The first generation of the Recon Scout Robot was simply a dumbell-shaped camera robot that was rolled, thrown or dropped into a room or area of suspected danger. The new units can walk on their own or by remote control, can ‘transform’ into the classic First Generation release shape and still boast a small size.
“(The recon scout is) the size of a beer can with a wheel on each end, and a TV camera peering out. The Recon Scout is light enough in weight for a non-athlete to throw into a third-floor window, yet survives repeated 30-foot drops onto concrete. The associated wireless hand-held controller has a joystick to drive and steer the unit, and a TV screen to show what the camera in the unit sees. The units allow users to send in “eyes” where it’s not safe for people to go.”
Here’s a video showing the primitive version of the weapon in use. The HPI versions are expected to be in full use by 2014, though Democrats are threatening to cut the production budget.
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Author: Dan Nordgren
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3:10 pm
America is not growing more dangerous. The overall crime trend is way down from a few decades ago. This is just fear-mongering.
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3:14 pm
Minorities are out of control.
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4:35 pm
so dracula is out of control just shot garlic infused bullet at him
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3:54 pm
I hope they start to deploy these on those Occupy protestors.
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5:53 pm
Is that what you look like in real life?
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11:16 pm
Amen
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4:37 pm
and soon those robot will rule the world and we will never hear the end of it ….
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5:52 pm
Yup…
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11:14 pm
I saw this movie and reviewed it here
http://christwire.org/2011/06/transformers-3-an-assault-on-your-mind-and-soul/
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12:44 pm
“we need to enable our police to have better weapons in which to protect us”
Those are RC/robots that would not even fit a little person.
HPI Racing is one of the world’s leading manufacturers of Radio Control (RC or R/C) cars, trucks and monster trucks.
I seriously doubt your law enforcers will be walking around in actual-size exo-skeletons any time soon.
Not even military seems to consider the life of a soldier worth the cost of one of these things yet.
Shame, they could fight abroad for the right to be indecent assholes at home much better when fitted with some proper canons and power-armor.
That goes for all military, not just Americans so don’t get all national.
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9:17 pm
the one who could actually achieve bypoid like tehse robot would have been japanese and they are not even clsoe to finish it
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6:47 pm
i like how you used a mini japanese competion fighting robot as America’s so called future robot cop.
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