The Oklahoma City Thunder, God’s Favorite to Win the NBA Championship
The Oklahoma City Thunder, God’s Favorite to Win the NBA Championship.
<OKC> This is not a prediction. This is the expected outcome of the kind of wholesome Godliness that will always triumph both in life and sport. The glorious light of God shines down on the good folk of Oklahoma City as they cheer on their beloved Thunder in their quest for the championship of Men’s National Professional Basketball (NBA.)
Using the force of stellar African athletes sweating together as they perform tremendous feats of power and grace that bring to mind the finest camaraderie of folksong and minstral traditions, this basketball team personifies Americana as it warms the hearts of the most God-fearing Christians in the Midwest’s home of freedom and glory, Oklahoma. The state that has gifted the World with Senatores Inhofe and Coburn is having the favor returned by Almighty God and we are privlidged to witness the miracle.
Just look at the facts and try to deny it.
1) The franchise was once located in the filthy, anti-Christian bastion of disease, sin, and sexual depravation,Seattle, a city that has voted communist in each election for the past 50 years. They celebrate satan up there in Seattle but good Christians have moved the franchise to one of the reddest states in the union, Oklahoma, much closer to God. It was this action that precipitated God’s favorable light that immediately shined on the team as it climbs toward the highest of NBA pinnacles after years of losing.
2) The name of the team was changed from “Sonics,” a restaurant that features scantily clad roller girls delivering artery clogging fare to sinners right in their automobiles. It was Sonic Restaurants that sponsored the car that brought martyrdom to one of God’s favorite sons, Dale Earnhardt Sr.
“Sonics” was also the namesake of a heinous Japanese infiltration, sonic the headhog, a time wasting video game that rots the minds of youth and makes them crave wild buzzes and homosexual behavior, rolling themselves into balls while baring themselves to twinkled sonic rump blasts.
3) They have taken up the nickname “Thunder,” God’s warning to sinners and signal to believers that His kingdom is soon to be cleansed of sin, awash in rain and devastating flood, if necessary. All a person needs to do is open a bible to the story of Noah and they will see. Of course, sinners like the kind of people that would live in Seattle and root for Sonics would disagree. That is expected of atheists and other groups that have given their souls over to satan. The bible tells us what their final fate will be
4) Kevin Durant and Rusty Westbrook are decent blacks that happen to be athletes. The realize that they have God-given gifts that allow them to excel in the sport of American Basketball. They pridefully wear the medals that they have won to bring honor and glory to their nation, America.
Where can this kind of racial triumph be found in a city like Seattle, where coked cane drugs reign and tramps walk the street peddling their sinful bodies and swallowing the innocence of youth? The answer is “nowhere.” The black youth of Seattle have a feeling of abandonment and see no future for themselves because of the availability of sin that exists.
Won’t you join with me in praise for the Oklahoma City Thunder, God’s favorite team in the NBA Playoffs?
Will you not join with God and celebrate the Thunder’s Christian mission to defeat and destroy the evil influences of teams like the Sodom Lakers and the Satan Antonio Spurs?
Praise be to the Thunder and to God!
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Author: Cassidy Pen
I'm a soldier for Christ using both style and my own insight to present a faithful documentation of issues I feel are close to the hearts of my Christian Brothers and Sisters.
11:33 am
This is pretty solid proof. Christian Hall of Famer Chris Mullin is pulling for the the Thunder, though the knuckleheaded Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith are naysaying and thinking the Heat can win. If you look close enough at LeBron James’ Klingon styled forehead, you can see devil horns slightly protruding.
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12:05 pm
I agree that Oklahoma is a god-loving state and they are indeed blessed. If I did not live in Arkansas, I would consider Oklahoma.
Seattle reminds me of that band that my nephew listened to, The Nirvana, who were drug crazed, whore loving sinners.
I also agree and have always suspected that Mr. James has the devil in him.
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12:11 pm
God forced Dwayne Wade to miss a slammed dunk last night. It’s a sign that the Heat are only simmering for Satan. It’s great that a moral Midwestern city like Oklahoma City finally has a basketball team.
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1:01 pm
Indeed. And, what do you expect with Erik Spoelstra, the first Filipino head coach. They are a misguided country of Catholics.
And, surely a bird-like man such as Chris Bosh is guided by an overlord. Bosh and James on the same team with a name like Heat??? Heat…H*ll????
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1:20 pm
It’s no coincidence. Their colors are also that off fire embers and spent sulfur. I wonder who put the D in D Wade (the Devil.)
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10:45 pm
My son listened to those Nirvana records until I found and destroyed them. They’re named for the effects of drugs on the young mind.
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12:53 pm
This team is led by Cole Aldrich and Nick Collison (my favorite players on the team) They are non-threatening looking and not very uppity compared to the rest of the team.
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12:56 pm
August, why do you hate black people?
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12:58 pm
Have you just become a joke that only posts “why do you hate……?” every time. You are irrelevant.
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1:02 pm
You keep saying that white people are ‘non-threatening looking’ and you call black people ‘uppity’ and a bunch of other hateful and racist things. I just want you to actually tell us WHY you hate black people.
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1:18 pm
Obama called Mitt Romney ‘uppity’ in his little confessional speech yesterday. Are you going to call him names now too?
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1:22 pm
I’m talking about August here, one of the many things that he’ll call black people is ‘uppity’.
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7:33 am
And I’m talking about Obama. One of the things he calls white people is ‘uppity’. So what is it, LN. Is it a judgement of character or is Obama racist?
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10:43 am
How many times does Obama call white people ‘uppity’, and how many times does August call black people uppity? Once or twice is one thing, one of the many things that August calls black people, however, is uppity.
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10:48 am
Obama said it in front of 300 million people. You can bet when the doors of the White House are closed, he says it all the time. Now stop avoiding the question. You can’t have it one way and not the other.
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11:18 am
“Obama said it in front of 300 million people. You can bet when the doors of the White House are closed, he says it all the time.”
And you have proof where? You seem to think that I’m forgetting that you’re racist as well, so you aren’t making yourself look better when you’re doing shit like this.
“Now stop avoiding the question. You can’t have it one way and not the other.”
I’m not avoiding the question, the fact is you’re trying to pin Obama as a racist because I called August racist for calling someone uppity. What you fail to realize is just how often August calls black people uppity compared to how often Obama calls people PERIOD uppity.
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11:32 am
Did you not watch the White House dinner? Obama called Mitt Romney and everyone who ‘looks like him’ uppity.
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11:25 am
“What you fail to realize is just how often August calls black people uppity”
The funny thing is uppity isn’t a word I use. I never used it once until you said I did the other day, so I think I have used it twice since, just to make you feel better about it.
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11:37 am
“Did you not watch the White House dinner? Obama called Mitt Romney and everyone who ‘looks like him’ uppity.”
That only works if he believes all white people look the same. This is clearly not the case, just you looking for an excuse to slam Obama.
“The funny thing is uppity isn’t a word I use. I never used it once until you said I did the other day, so I think I have used it twice since, just to make you feel better about it.”
Sounds like bullshit, I know I’ve seen at least one of you racist fucktards call black people uppity all the damn time, and since you’re practically one big hive mind, lines start to blur with your faces.
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11:40 am
“Sounds like bull****, I know I’ve seen at least one of you racist ****tards call black people uppity all the damn time”
Maybe, it was not me. So you were wrong.
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12:57 pm
I solidly disagree. This whole sport is bathed in sin. These are the games of Lucifer. It is disrespectful and uncalled for titillation. Grown men should not be wearing shorts.
And the “cheerleaders”? You call this holy? The lascivious movements to the beats of rock songs only meant to bring glory to Satan himself!
Get REAL Mr. Pen! You have some repenting to do!!
Let us all bathe in the glorious Golden Shower of our LORD and Saviour, Jesus.
Amen.
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2:23 pm
Is everything in your eyes made by the devil?
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10:59 pm
My dear…anything of the world might be turned into an instrument of Satan by the wrong people.
Thank you for your comment bur I do not come to the same conclusions as you. The uniforms worn by the participants are carefully designed for functionality just as a burn suits in auto racing or a swim suits for when those East German Men perform the Olympics Women’s Relay.
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2:20 pm
Chirstwire, you seriously just made an artical about Selena Gomez saying she looked like a whore in a full length dress. Now your cheering on girls that are more than half naked.
I hope if there is a god he strikes you with a lightning bolt.
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2:22 pm
I like their boots though.
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2:27 pm
The devil will tempt you at every turn my dear.
You should not covet other peoples foot wear. SIN!!
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11:44 pm
I didn’t read the article but I will only comment on the first picture : THOSE CHEERLEADERS ARE HOT
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2:04 am
Praise be to the Black Baby Jesus for the American turning an African sport into a spectacle for all the family.
Your use of balls instead of the heads of your enemy is pure genius, but it’ll never catch on in my country. I won’t allow it.
Katanga, my friends in Christ.
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3:10 am
Here’s proof of my claims regarding Seattle.
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