Tropical Storm Beryl Prepares to Strike, Gays Are To Blame
It’s once again the season where God strikes America down with hurricanes because we are letting gay men raise their mandy canes in each other’s backsides! FOR IT IS WRITTEN!
Luke 21:25
King James Version (KJV)
25 And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;
Here you can see God is ripping through the Eastern seaboard with mighty Tropical Storm Beryl! Is anger is mighty because women are allowed to tickle each other’s tuna tunnels under the pretense of marriage! Imagine God’s disgust when two fecal bandits give each other reverse fleshy handshakes in the turgid nether regions!
My friends, can America withstand another season of mighty tempests from God! I say nay! You should too. Say NAY to GAY!
Look at the weather pattern above. In North Carolina the people said Nay to Gay and voted Amendment 1 into law, which bans all gay marriage. Look at how the weather arrow shows that God is blowing a gentle 8 mile per hour evening breeze to cool the brows of his faithful in North Carolina, while as you read this Floridans are having 100 mph winds that blow African Rock Pythons through their windows and alligators through their roofs!
As tropical storm Beryl looms in the background, God has blown a devil snake onto the porch of a Jacksonville family. This evil mutan demon snake is the same type that tempted Eve to eat of the Apple of Sexual Knowledge, a fruit that the gays want to each off each other’s nasty spots each and every day. This snake is pure poison and is evil, the family is probably all dead.
We must stop gay marriage from taking place in America. Until we do so, more hurricanes will keep coming and God will continue to use his powerful winds to blow strange, demented creatures into your home to bite you and your family. Do not forget that wrath comes in many flavors, and it seems this summer God is going wet, wild and native with how he strikes down sinners.
Remember the scripture I gave you and let it haunt you as we watch people suffer this weekend from Tropical Storm Beryl. I’ll be in my easy chair, sipping my coffee and happily waiting to say I told you so.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
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That serpent is terrifying!
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12:46 am
I happen to like snakes you mewling quim.
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1:02 am
look someone has a new word of the day
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1:10 am
Better than fake words you use…
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5:12 am
How is a word fake?
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3:51 pm
When you go around saying something that means nothing and isnt real and has no definition?
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1:19 am
He’s cute. My kindergarden class pet was a Pueblan Milk Snake, his name was Stephen.
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11:42 am
Emosexual isn’t a word. Your welcome
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10:53 pm
And you didn’t use “your” right.
You’re welcome.
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4:50 am
Repent sinners!!
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10:31 am
This is what happens when you talk shit about gay people,… they get mad and make tropical storms. Let this be a lesson to you all.
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3:32 pm
Alison I think the point of the article wasn’t that gay people were responsible for bringing the storm. But God brought the storm as a result of Gay marriage. If the gays could whip up storms that cause so much devistation and damage do you think they would bring their vengence down upon straight America?
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5:55 pm
There are storms and tornados in america since ever. You have no proof that it happens, because of gay marriage. Get real…
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3:39 am
Says the person who’s from a nun porn site.
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4:53 am
Gays have nothing to do with those storms… idiot…
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5:12 am
Except homogays are invoking the wrath of god.
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9:52 am
I’m fairly certain that hypocritical Christians like you are to blame.
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10:00 am
Except no one is to blame and this is a natural event…
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5:57 pm
“Except homogays are invoking the wrath of god.”
Keep using “homogay” even after i did prove you wrong? You really are stupid not to get the point. There are no “homogays”.
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9:23 pm
The only thing you proved 36 is that you’re a stubborn moron.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neologism
The supposed “realist” gets another taste of what reality really is.
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6:28 am
“This is considered normal in children, but a symptom of thought disorder (indicative of a psychotic mental illness, such as schizophrenia) in adults. People with autism also may create neologisms. Additionally, use of neologisms may be related to aphasia acquired after brain damage resulting from a stroke or head injury.”
Good points. So you’re mentaly ill? Or you have brain damage?
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6:36 am
“The only thing you proved 36 is that you’re a stubborn moron.”
Really? Let me remind you again what the word “homogay” supose to mean.
“homogay” = a more gay person
Now you did put a link of a scale for sexuality, but the scale did only meassure bisexuality and not homosexuality. Point: a gay person can’t be more gay. Same as a straight person can’t be more straight. Now learn to use proper terminology and use gay or homosexuals insted of “homogays”.
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10:57 am
Why yes 36 people who use the term “blog” “google” or “laser” clearly have mental problems…
Also there is two types of gays.
Celibate gays – they will get into heaven for not giving in to their disease.
Homogays – the sad victims who lust for the same sex, their ungodly search for anal penetration reflects on their “gayer than gay” flamboyant attitude.
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5:25 pm
“Why yes 36 people who use the term “blog” “google” or “laser” clearly have mental problems…
Also there is two types of gays.
Celibate gays – they will get into heaven for not giving in to their disease.
Homogays – the sad victims who lust for the same sex, their ungodly search for anal penetration reflects on their “gayer than gay” flamboyant attitude.”
I really didn’t think you’re that stupid. And you just did prove my point.
Words as “blog”, “laser” or “google” have a logical meaning. Those words did exist before the word “homogay” and are not a creation of Neologism (in which “homogay” is). I won’t tell you now what each word means. I’m sure you’re old enough to research that for yourself. And you can’t prove that people who use such words are mentaly ill (as you are).
There are not 2 types of gay. There is only 1 type.. it’s called gay.
This is same as saying “there are 2 types of beeing straight”. No there aren’t. If you’re straight then you are straight… if you’re gay, then you are gay. Nothing to discuss or lable about that here. And there are no “homogays” since the word don’t have a logical meaning… which you still don’t get it… oh.. sorry.. you’re mentaly ill, so you won’t get that no matter in what way i put on how many times i tell you.
I think i rather stop to disucss that with you then, since you will never get it. Be straight or be gay, or stay an idiot.
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5:59 pm
“Those words did exist before the word “homogay” and are not a creation of Neologism”
Clearly you didn’t read the Neologism article.
And clearly you didn’t pay attention to the Kinsey scale. as only rank 3 would be bisodomite.
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4:39 am
“Clearly you didn’t read the Neologism article.
And clearly you didn’t pay attention to the Kinsey scale. as only rank 3 would be bisodomite.”
Ok. “blog” and “laser” are the from neologism. However those words still have a logical meaning and still were there, before you guys started to use “homogay”. A gay person is still a gay person. There are no “homogays”.
I did read the Kinsey scale. Seems you didn’t read it well. It even say “Kinsey scale of sexual responses, indicating the varying degrees of bisexuality”.
It only meassure bisexuality. Not heterosexuality or homosexuality. Get over it.
And what the hell is “bisodomote”?! Can you stop make new words already, without any meaning?
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4:54 am
36, stop being such a cretin. Languages get new words all the time.
The Maori even invented a word for television: pouaka whakaata.
Television itself is a made-up word, half Greek and half Latin.
The fact that you don’t like a new word doesn’t mean that it’s not a word, nor does it mean that it will go away.
Stop being so emosexual about all this.
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5:37 am
“The Maori even invented a word for television: pouaka whakaata.
Television itself is a made-up word, half Greek and half Latin.”
Your point here is? Most of words are taken from old languages (as greek or latin).
And that new maori words at least has a logical meaning.
“The fact that you don’t like a new word doesn’t mean that it’s not a word, nor does it mean that it will go away.
Stop being so emosexual about all this.”
The fact that you don’t know to use proper terminology, doesn’t make it a logical word.
And i’m not “emosexaul”. Idiot.
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5:59 am
“Most of words are taken from old languages”
Homogay comes from old languages.
Homo is from the Greek. Gay is from Old High German, Anglo French and Middle English.
Your objection is invalid.
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6:17 am
“Homogay comes from old languages.
Homo is from the Greek. Gay is from Old High German, Anglo French and Middle English.
Your objection is invalid.”
When was the word “homogay” made? In 1960?
I don’t think so. Also, it’s about the meaning of the word. Not how it was made. The meaning is illogical (i did prove that several times, but seems some people don’t want to get it). Be an idiot then. I won’t repeat myself for you 10 times.
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6:33 am
How am I being an idiot?
All I am doing is that words are words and that new words get invented all the time.
You don’t get to decide what is a word and what isn’t.
Explain to me why television is a real word and homogay isn’t. Explain to me why jabberwocky and bugaboo are real words.
Criminy, you’re a gobshite.
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7:49 am
“How am I being an idiot?
All I am doing is that words are words and that new words get invented all the time.
You don’t get to decide what is a word and what isn’t.
Explain to me why television is a real word and homogay isn’t. Explain to me why jabberwocky and bugaboo are real words.
Criminy, you’re a gobshite.”
Seems you didn’t read my previous comment carefull enough. I didn’t say that “homogay” it’s not a word. I said it’s a word with an illogical meaning. Thereform the use of it is not needed. Told you to learn proper terminology (and yet you still don’t get it).
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8:08 am
OK, at what date should we have stopped coining new words?
Say 1611, when the KJV came out? Or is that too late for you?
Should we go back to the language of Beowulf? Or the language of the cavemen?
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5:39 pm
“OK, at what date should we have stopped coining new words?
Say 1611, when the KJV came out? Or is that too late for you?
Should we go back to the language of Beowulf? Or the language of the cavemen?”
Why do you bring up that all the time? I wasn’t the one who started to talk when the words were created. I was talking about the meaning of the word. Please read my commments more carefull.
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5:15 am
Tolerance of homosexuality places communities at an unacceptable degree of risk.
Don’t the homogays think about anyone but themselves?
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5:28 pm
and I wonder what you would said if God strike a storm at a conservatives states ? he work a mysterious ways ?
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5:59 pm
“Tolerance of homosexuality places communities at an unacceptable degree of risk.
Don’t the homogays think about anyone but themselves?”
There are no “homogays”. And gays do think about other people probably way more then you do. In a good way i mean.
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10:04 am
I bet those living in North Carolina today are very pleased to know that they did the right thing by passing Prop. 1. For they have no fear of an angry God’s vengeance & wrath. Violent storms and poisonous snakes no doubt will fall upon those states where gays can marry. They made their bed now those heathens can sleep in them!
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6:02 pm
“Violent storms and poisonous snakes no doubt will fall upon those states where gays can marry.”
Storms happens almost everywhere. And poisonous snakes are also almost everywhere. So gays should be able to marry almost everywhere then. That’s nice.
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5:57 pm
Sorry, can’t post a reasonable comment. Too busy laughing at how idiotic this article is. You people hold such double standards, it’s hilarious!
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6:00 pm
If God was using his wrath to summon this storm, which he has not nor is there any reason to believe this is so, don’t you think he would be a little more obvious? You say gay people are to blame. I say it’s because people decide to mow their lawns when I’m trying to relax and God is punishing them for being inconsiderate. There is no reason to believe either of these are true.
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3:28 pm
Your sister has weird teeth.
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3:28 pm
Gays are ruining America.
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5:28 pm
No they don’t… homophobe
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9:51 pm
I honestly hope that one day, everyone in this world for once in their life, will look outside the box. Take of your shadowing curtain of faith, see what the world has to offer, don’t believe what people always say. The main thing I have to say is that you should respect the homosexual community for who they are, you don’t have to like them, but at least respect them for fighting in what they believe in.
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10:50 pm
Yes, they are, faggot.
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3:36 am
This is the best you can do? Call me a faggot? lol
You’re sad.
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1:06 am
Gays are just attention whores.
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4:32 pm
No, they are not.
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4:41 pm
Youre an attention whore for posting that comment.
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10:49 pm
umad that I insulted faggots?
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3:47 am
i think you should be moderated
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4:03 pm
You do not understand the immensity of the fuck I just do not give, because obviously youre a homophobic idiot ;D
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4:12 pm
i agree with you
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4:49 pm
Until you can prove scientifically that these things are happening because of one variable (gays) and one only. You can’t be taken seriously.
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3:24 pm
Gays are not to blame. There is a gay guy living in a city close to mine and so far no natural disaster has happened. XD
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3:34 pm
I LIVE with a gay guy and no natural disasters have happened near me XD
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1:25 am
But Colorado causes cancer. You have to factor that in.
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1:40 am
How exactly does a state cause cancer?
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3:58 am
In the case of Colorado, there are two reasons.
The thinner atmosphere at the elevation of Denver, for instance, provides significantly less atmospheric protection from cosmic radiation.
Also, the rocks and soil are unusually (but naturally) radioactive.
Anyone living in Denver gets extra radiation equivalent to 70 chest X-rays a year.
http://www.nucmedtutorials.com/dwraddosimetry/raddos4.html
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4:29 pm
I don’t know any gays, but the bi that sits next to me hasn’t whipped up any tropical storms or hurricanes yet… She also hasn’t caused any demonic snakes to go on my porch, but there IS a stubborn tree frog that hides in our rosemary bush.
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4:42 pm
And yet if it hit texes it’s just nature not god funny how you change it all the time. Just like your bible.
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1:14 am
Now, now, there are faggots in Texas, too.
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7:58 am
So what if gays are there? You can’t do anything about that. Neither will “god”.
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1:10 am
San Fagcisco will be the first to be wiped off the map.
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3:58 pm
Nothing will be whiped out.
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