Video: Cops Kill Naked Man Caught Eating Other Man’s Face
Cops have killed a naked man who was allegedly eating the face of another man. Like most oddball stories, this weird news is from the state of Florida.
At around 2 pm, police received reports that two men were fighting. When officers arrived at the scene, they could only process a scene of horror right out of a Hannibal movie.
According to the Miami Herald:
The officer…approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.
The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
Police say the face of the victim was not even recognizable after the attack. Drugs may have been involved in the sequence of events. Police are still trying to confirm the identity of the victim at time of report.
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Author: Adam Nelson
10:11 am
Clearly the work of a demonically possessed person who was likely on drugs. Thankfully Miami officers promptly dispatched the assailant. Miami PD: 1 / Miami Zombie: Dead!
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6:03 pm
Probably just drugs.
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10:18 am
Although this is both tragic and weird…only one word comes to my mind: zombie
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3:06 pm
The undead are walking among us….it has begun.
I’ve been training for this my whole life.
Let’s do this.
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3:10 pm
awwww i’ve always wanted a pet zombie! I’ll pet it and walk it and feed my enemies brains to it every day!
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3:11 pm
Sadly, my collection of bladed weapons will most likely not be very effective against zombies
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4:48 pm
In a zombie apocolypse we don’t use knives, we blow them the moderated up!
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4:58 pm
Good job spreading the virus dumbmoderated.
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5:01 pm
Considering that bladed weapons don’t use as much resources as guns they’re perfect for zombies.
If god’s wrath finally strikes and infects the sinful with the zombies. You your girlfriend and your homogay roommate are invited to join my band of crusaders.
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5:05 pm
But blades are dangerous because they bring you in closer contact with the zombie, you risk being bitten whereas guns ensure your far enough away not to be bitten.
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5:17 pm
Dude, Ex-atheist, no offense, you would die in like five seconds. Ouroborus and everyone I don’t hate, like Epsilon and Hamsteak, can stay with my family and my friends. We have guns. We have grenades from WWII. I am so reporting you to the ATF We have motorcycles. A big moderated moderateding RV. My dad is one of those crazy people that has that freeze packed food that lasts forever. We also know how to forage for food in the wilderness.
In case of zombie apocalypse, follow me!
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5:24 pm
Killing with guns would actaully make more sense. If you only used blades as your weapon you would have to be very close to the zombie and retreive your blade. And when stabbing something to kill it, if you dont catch it in the right spot it takes longer to do damage. A good headshot beats the blade in this case.
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5:32 pm
@CD Awwwww… Thanks, that means a lot to me! Although, I have thirty-seven different zombie plans! BTW I believe that blades and bullets both have their advantages and disadvantages, but the effectiveness of either one depends on the situation.
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5:48 pm
“You your girlfriend and your homogay roommate are invited to join my band of crusaders.”
Suprised you’d invite me…but the thought is appreciated!
“…because they bring you in closer contact with the zombie, you risk being bitten…”
This was my exact concern
“if you dont catch it in the right spot it takes longer to do damage.”
Depends on the weapon…Using a knife? Yea, you might be screwed. Something like a broadsword? You have a chance.
The main weakness of blades is if you get mobbed on by zombies…
I can be the crazy but lovable guy with all the knives and swords on someone’s team!
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5:49 pm
WOOOOOOOOOOO party at CD’s when the zombies come and take over the world!!!
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6:06 pm
This debate can easily be solved. Mourning Stars. Provide distance and crush that b*tch’s head.
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6:16 pm
“…Morning Stars…”
Yes! This is exactly what we need!
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7:06 pm
CD, your way will have a knife in your back when your resources run dry. The main killer in a zombie apocalypses isn’t the zombies. I mean come on, they’re dumb decaying slow corpses. It’s the people.
Not that it really matters though, a silenced pistol and a lightweight sword with a comfortable hilt will do just fine. As for people I’d bring along, Ex-Brony and Ex-Otaku They seem bright enough to understand that explosions, loud guns, and motorcycles have a tendency to attract zombies.
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7:24 pm
@Ex-atheist
resources won’t run dry if everyone at a compund is doing what they need to in order to keep the stock full. Also,most guns we would have would be silenced, you are right on that point, but sometimes explosives and large guns are necessary like if your already surrounded by the horde and attracting more isn’t really a problem. Bigger guns take out bigger amounts of zombies. and lastly, no one will stab CD in the back, I doubt people like Hamsteak, O, and Maddy would ever do that.
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8:07 pm
Hmm…while I think a big group could sustain itself in a zombie apocalypse…I see Ex-Atheist’s point and tend to agree with it…I mean if you stay silent and covert, you could avoid confrontation all together and save resources…That and I’m more proficient with pistols and I’m great with quite a few close combat weapons
That’s why I believe a smaller group would be more proficient…
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2:02 am
When the zombies come, we’re heading for the mountains. Less people, more wildlife, and if we’re able to find a clearing and high ground, we’ll be able to see the zombies coming from further away. Also, me and my friends are well-versed in the holy book that is named The Zombie Survival Guide. Also, bigger groups are sometimes better when fighting against the legions of the undead, only because we might have a bad ass or too. We can’t just have one person that knows everything.
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9:56 pm
CD Thinkgeek much ? zombie survival guide
I think I will buy it finally 
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5:23 pm
SWEET I need to train for headshot than
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12:26 pm
Om Nom Nom, Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom NomNomNomNOmNom!
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12:40 pm
People like to say that Atheism is harmless, but this is the real cost to society…
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12:44 pm
And you brought atheism in this…why exactly?
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12:47 pm
Wow being atheist doesnt have to do with anything. I’m atheist and I am not a freakish cannibal.
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3:25 pm
Wouldn’t it be a laugh if the attacker has a lifelong history of being a Christian? Nobody is above the stresses in life that bring on mental illness.
However in this case, personally, I’m pleased to know the Miami PD put this animal down before he could escape and strike again.
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4:37 pm
“Nobody is above the stresses in life that bring on mental illness.”
Then why is it that so many of you completely dismiss the idea of a Christian being guilty of anything, be it a disease carrier or a criminal?
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3:33 pm
Congratulation, comment 2500 for the year for you. We are all so proud!
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5:54 pm
I would love to here how you connected these two topics.
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6:10 pm
Am I the only or that thinks a zombie apocalypse is exactly what we need? Kill off the idiots and force the survivors to get along regardless of sex/religion/orientation/race/etc.
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8:07 pm
Get real: zombies aren’t that picky.
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1:31 am
people like you ARE zombies
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2:04 am
Shut your treacherous mouth you mewling quim.
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2:18 am
Why do you keep using “mewling quim”? It wasn’t funny when Loki said it, and it especially isn’t funny when you repeat it a million times, just like thousands of other people on Tumblr. You are a sheep following a mentally challenged shepherd.
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3:09 pm
Believe me, you’ll figure it out.
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3:14 pm
Oh, I know what it means, and it is disgusting that a young woman like you would use such vile and sexist language against another female.
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3:20 pm
Ask me if I care.
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3:26 pm
Quim, good footballer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quim_%28footballer_born_1959%29
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3:32 pm
You’re the biggest quim of all.
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6:24 am
Pot calling the kettle black…
How am I a zombie?
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3:31 pm
I suppose liberals will say that cannibals were “born this way” and should have rights like everybody else.
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10:00 pm
actually even if I’m leftist ( I would not said liberals since I hate the liberal party of quebec ( long story ))
But cannibalism is actually a mental illness ( AKA as a deviance ) but not a sexual deviance
He MIGHT be born this way or he got this mental illness through drugs or something else
and no I won’t said he need right
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